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PORTLAND OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE Portland. Oreg-on VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Matinee. 20c: Evenings, Sac. Continuous 1 to 11 p. m. Children 1U cents all times. MP n TT 5 A wl" make Sll0s Granaries, Basements, etc.. Water- - ' proof, Kotproof, Katproof and Fireproof. UrotfiynvAAfAl Medusa Waterproofed White Portland Cement tt W CUiCl Wl 00160, the best 'or Stucco Plaster on outside for Bunga- , , lows Does not stain and dirt can be hosed off. If Ei Jyl H. IV X Write ,or Literature. Sold by A. McMlLLAN CO, v-mw-iim ma fnnvciijr junct, VAJflier JCTJU11U. HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING. Buttonholing Buttons Plaiting Tucking and Chainstitchln All Mall Orders given careful and prompt attention ELITE SHOP, 128j Tenth near Washington. BAB'S RESTAURANT A rood place to Eat and Liva WaU. Remarkable 40c luncheon at noon. Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m.. 32ft Stark St PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL CO. 105 UNION AVENUE SOUTH, POBTUNO, 0REQQH. Write for Prices and Shipping Tags We Pay Highest Prices for HIDES. PELTS. WOOL, MOHAIR. CASCARA BARK. Address Department B SlRADIVARA. mow rat vom The Phonograph Known for Tone Agents wanted. Order direct from factory, 330 East Morrison St., Portland, Oregon. STRADIVARA PHONOGRAPH CO. HIDES We are in the market for Hides. Write for Prices and Shipping; Tags, nersof Guaranteed "Columbia Oak ' Harness Leather. WEBER TANNING CO. Tan- Established 1R89. PORTLAND. OREGON A Corner in Purple FLIES FLEE yW-WOOD-LARK" REJPEE-JLTENT PRICES: Quart, 75c; half gal'oa, fl.2Si gallon, JJ.OO. Order from your dealer. If he hasn't it, we'll send you a gallon, charges paid, for (2.W. Postage stamps accepted. Clarke, Woodward Drug Co., PORTLAND, OREGON- If your RADIATOR heat, or leaks, tend it to us, Armstrong Auto Radiator Co., 67 Burnside Btreet, Portland, Oregon Expert advice on any Income tax problems. Several years actual experience In Govern INCOME TAX (ID fill I C UO ment Bureaus Is offered rnUuLCInO those unable to visit our office. fcState your troubles briefly and DnH in with S1 and we will give you hon est to goodness advice. It will pay you to get In touch with us now. t. J. uurun, Room 806 Lewis Bldg., Portland, Oregon. Fire Proof and Modern RITZ HOTEL PARK AND MORRISON STS. Denot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district. FRANK A. CLARK, Prop., formerly with Clyde Hotel. Hotel Hoyt Located Sixth and Hoyt Strictly Fireproof and Modern. Near both depots and convenient car service to all parts of city. R H E U M A'T I S M Jack King- Cures it. Ladies and Gents Exam ination free. 207 Dekum bldg., Portland, Ore FINKE BROTHERS Manufacturers of all kinds of Tanks, hard and soft wood Barrels and Kegs. Write for prices, 254 Front, Portland. Ore RAINIER HOTEL Fatoi $1.00 m. et, 128 N. 6th St. Nrtliti. Ore Very Centrally Located. Convenient to all Depots, and one block from main Postofl.ce INFORMATION DEPARTMENT. PLEATING SPECIAL 85 cents Cut. seam, hem and machine pleat skirts ready for band, Hemstitching, btc. EASTERN NOVELTY MFG. CO. 85V4 Fifth St. Portland, Ore BRAZING, WELDING & CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co. 88 1st St CLEANING AND DYEING For reliable Cleaning and Dyeing service send parcels to us. We pay return postage. Information and prices given upon request. ENKE'S CITI DYE WORKS Established 1890 Portland CUT FLOWERS A FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke BroSyjOlorlsts, 287 Mori isun St; FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th & Madison. FOOT CORRECTIONIST Featherweight Arch Supports mode to order. J, E. Tryzelaar, 618 Pittock Block, Portland, ore. HIDES WANTED We tan deerskins properly tagged, also pay highest prices for horsehides. West Coast Tanning Co., 892 Tenlno St., Portland, Ore. USED TRUCK BARGAINS 1 to 5 ton GMC, Republics, Whites, etc . Send for our List WENTWORTH & IRWIN, Inc., Oregon Distributors for GMC Trucks J00 Second St., Cor. Taylor Portland, Qi PILES FISTULA.FISSUIIE, Itch ing and all other rectal conditions except Cancer permanently cured with out a surgical opeYation. My method of treatment saves the tissue Instead of destroying It. It Is Pain less, requires no anes thetic and is permanent. There Is no confinement In tied, no Interference with business or social engagements. I ruarantee a cure or win reiunu yum iro. Call or write for booklet Mention this paper when writing. DR. C. J. DEAN Second end Morrison St.., Portland, Ore. MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Teaches trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learn ing. Positions secured. Write for catalogue. 234 Burnside street Portland. Ore. MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine St. Otto tichumann Granite & Marble Works. PERSONAL . Marry if Loneiy; most successful "Home Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reliable; years experience; descriptions free. "The Hucvessful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 656, Oakland, California. SHIP US YOUR WOOL Cleaning, carding and mattresses. Crystal dprings Woolen MiiU. 760 Umatilla, Portland, SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR " We help the uppearance of women. Twenty-two inch switch or transforma tion, value 17.60, price 12.45. 400 to 412 Dekum Bldg. INTELLIGENT t RODUCE MARKETING Vnn will aret hleher return for your produce if you will use our new methods before shipping any product to muraet. Write Us at Once. We Will Be Plea.ed to Tell You How RUBY & COMPANY, 169 FRONT ST. PORTLAND, ORE. tune REPAIRING IN PORTLAND Model Shoe Uepair, 272 Washington Bt VETERINARIAN Cattle a Specialty Dr. Chas. MjAnder8on, K enton. J'ortlanoL Wedding-Bouquet. and'Funeral Pieces Lubllner Florists, 348 Morrison Bt VERY HARD TO STAND MOTIONLESS : Experiments Have Proved That There Is Invariably a Certain 6way Ing of the Body. In the Joumiil of Industrial Hygiene W. It. Miles describes an investigation of' static eiiilllbrluhi iia a test of mo tor control. He measured the sway ing of the body when a man tries to stund motionless with the eyes cither open or shut. The apparatus used, known us nn ntnxlameter. consists of on Indicator fixed to the head, which, when It moves sutoniiitlnilly reeords all unterlur, posterior or lateral com ponents of any sway present. He found that practice with the ap paratus made hut little difference In the capacity to stand steady; that the amount of sway recorded varied :. versely with the elliclency of the neuro-musciilnr mechanism, and that It wus greater with the eyes ilmt than open. The persons with small feet lend to sway more than short ones with broader feet, but many lore ob servations ar needed to establish normal for persons differing In sti.ture and weight. They'd Need To. She had decided not to go to high school, but to take a business course. Enthusiastically she told the prlncl- pal of the high school the advantages of her choice. hen I get that stenography learned I can go right out ami get to be private secretary to some big man, she said. The principal, knowing the girl, asked: "How about Inst ruction la English? Do they give any courses In spoken or written English at your bust' ness school 7" "Sure," the girl asserted. "They learn yon to talk and write correct." New York Evening I'ost. Nowadays. An optimist Is a muu who can see a bright lining to other peoisVs clouds. YAWNED NECK OUT OF PLACE ntfott twin alt and t as. It an Rochester Dentist . Sit Too 8trnu- '- , """"'tT " Vu extra reiaaiua jn. "v... ous In Relaxing trcl.e. Ex. Rochester, N. Y. Dr. David N. Slar tln, a local practicing dentist and graduate of Inst year's class of the dental school, University of Buffalo, Is recovering from the effects of a dis located vertebrae In his neck, suffered .several days ago when he stretched was treated at hospital here, but was permitted N to his home. Doctor Martin, In flexing his muscles few days igo, twisted his head too much to one side and In so doing the atlas and axis vertebrae moved from their natural places, causing the die. location, according to the record at the hospital. i I i J J By ARCHEY CAMERON NEW I (ig. 1911. by McClur. Naw.papar Syndicate.) Between two flickering gas jets in an old-fashioned dressing room a cracked mirror had for six whole nights reflected a far prettier face than many a pier glass of superior station. But the twinkling eyes and the round, exquisitely featured face that had Illumined the drab darkness of this middle western theatre now reflected a dismal look. And then, as Flo heard a knock at ber door she turned with a half-frightened gesture, and said timidly, "Come ln.H "Oh, It's you 1" she exclaimed in re lief as her partner, Joe .Williams, stepped In and closed the door. "Yes, your stage-door lover, without the usual flowers," he answered whim sically, but his attempted flippancy did not wipe the look of worry from his face. "Is Is he going to stick to It?" asked Flo anxiously. "He Is," growled Joe, flinging him self dejectedly on the only remaining chair. "We are canned bounced and no place to land. The agent agrees to give us three nights at the next stop and no more. Says we're dead ones he could get thirty acts like ours out of the gutter." "Joe !" she cried In dismay, "he didn't say" "Fact," he replied grimly. "I asked him where he could find another pret ty face like yours, and he said the farms were full of 'em. Farms, mind you I So I guess It's back to Broad wny for us." "On what?" demanded Flo, with a return of her old spirit. "I have no conductor friends. "Isn't there some way for us ". "Yes and no," Interrupted Joe. "If we can show Berger some new stuff an act with a bang he'll look at It. And that's oil he has promised to do." "I 'have It 1" she cried, jumping up and looking at him. "You say we're to get three nights In Parktown. We'll get to Berger through a friend of mine who controls the theater there. I'll ask Tom Gillian" "You will not!" flared Joe angrily, 'Ask that old political highbinder for a favor? Why, Flo, I wouldn't think of It.' "But I would and have," she re torted coolly. "He'd do almost any thing for me says so himself. He's In love with me, and Joe recoiled and eyed her amazedly. "Flo, dearest, do you know what you're saying? Are you In love with that" She stepped up to him with an angry look and put her hand over his mouth, "Don't, Joe." And then she stepped back out of reach of his outstretched arms. "You've failed, Joe. Some thing's got to be done or we'll be broke 1" She returned to her seat at the dressing table and dabbed a little powder on her nose, - while her dis consolate partner and would-be hus band eyed her fixedly for a full two minutes. And then with a whoop he leaned over her eagerly. Joe and Flo The Purple Pair," he cried enigmatically. "That's the big scream, Flo. I have It, girlie, I have It. It's the biggest Idea west of Broad way. Purple all over purple nang lngs, purple costumes, purple lights the very " She regarded him with wistful amusement Joe was always like that a visionary a dreamer. Finally she agreed, and Joe, happy again, dushed out of the dressing room. As their train pulled Into Parktown early the following Monday morning Flo missed Joe, but as she stepped off the train she saw Tom Gillian, big, bluff and devouring, bearing down on her with hands outstretched. "Little Flo!" he exclnlmed boister ously. "Come, here's my machine jump In." And he followed her Into the car, which moved briskly away. "Got your postal," lie told her, hold ing a fat, warm hand over her little cool one. "What's the big Idea?" Flo told him. Not that she lacked confidence In her partner, she ex plained, but then Tom could help them so much. She explained the whole project, sketched briefly the scenic setting for the act that was to make them famous and asked him how he liked It. A cunning gleam In his eye escaped her, hut the smile he turned to her was disarming, "Great I And I can fix It for you," he added boastfully. "I control every, thing In this town they ds as I tell em. Yon ought to marry me, honey you'd be fixed for life.' He didn't notice her slight shudder. "Now you go right ahead and buy what you need, Don't leave It to any man he'll bungle It all up. It's a woman's place to buy flxln's like that. Why, here we are at the Saxon I Oood-by, Flo, till to night. Don't forget I've got a little supper all fixed up. Got to blow along now something very Important By-by." No. the clerk at the Snxon assured her Mr. Williams had not registered as yet. Flo went to her room, later lunched alone and then went to Oie theater, still wondering about Joe. A few minutes before matinee ha ap peared. V Joe. where have you been?" "Oh. Just moseying around seeing some old friends, that's all." lie seemed detached, taciturn unusual for Joe, Perhaps, reflected Flo, be had lost heart In their new plana. Never mind 1 She'd show him ! The next morning Flo started out. From dry goods store to dry goods store she went trying to find purple. Purple hats, purple hangings, purple everything. And place after place she was met with the Indifferent response, Just out." If she couldn't get purple goods, why not white goods, and have them dyed? Surely there were purple dyes to be had. She started out again, hopefully, on'a quest of all the paint stores, drug stores, dyeing establish ments, etc. And with the same re sults. It was a tired, dejected little Flo who Joined her partner at the matinee. ' ." 'How are you making out with the purple Idea. Joe?" she asked, keeping her own counsel about her fruitless quest. "Oh; so-so," he answered, listlessly. In fact so listlessly that Flo was glad to see big, laughing Tom Gillian after the evening's performance. "Better think it over, Flo," advised Gillian as he said good-night to her In the Saxon lobby an hour or so later. "Better a millionaire's wife than a pauper after tomorrow night, The following morning as Flo en tered her dressing room her startled gaze fell upon several purple garments flung across her trunk. And then on the mirror, from which were sus pended two-column articles from the Parktown papers. With a glad cry of happiness she sped to Joe's dressing room, and after knocking, burst in on a very purple Joe purple In raiment, but rosy In color. "Joe," she cried, happily, "Its a knockout. Those hangings I passed out there they're wonderfull" "The contract's even better, he re plied. "Forty weeks solid." "But, Joe, I looked all over ana couldn't find a thing. Tom must have " "He did." Interrupted Joe. savagely. "He did fix It so that you coudn't find anything. I know all about It. And I knew you'd tip him off. Never mind, I'm not blaming you, but you should have had more confidence In me. I knew what'd happen when you told him. He's willing to go to any extremes to land you. And so he tipped off every lieutenant, political bootlicker and crony In town to stop myself, he's some little fixer. But Joe Williams beat him to It. I went rigni to It the minute I landed in Parktown Monday. Slid off the train as It passed into the shed and did all my buying nulck. Sorry I couldn't tell you and save you some trouble, but I wanted you to learn for yourself. A corner In ... . i rMll...'a purple nun i as a nxei. uu a cheese!" "I know a better one," she whis pered, and then the white of her arms and the purple of his collar and the carmine of their lips blended nappuy. I STATE NEWS X IN BRIEF. TAUGHT BY MOTHER NATURE Creatures of the Wild May Wander Far, but They Can Always Find Their Way Home. Every evening at the "rush hour" thousands and thousands of persons In big cities stream out of their offices and workshops and sort themselves Into their separate grooves to their homes. A visitor from another and less advanced planet might wonder how they do It. It Is the same with nature. Every day and night millions of creatures find their way over long distances with unerring accuracy, and some of us wonder how It Is done. With nature's creatures things vary, Trailing out from an ant's nest are many tiny ant tracks branching out Into tributaries. Along these tracks thousands of ants crawl dally to and fro. Some of the ants travel Into the forests distances equal by comparison to a man's 20-mlle walk. They find their way entirely by the sense of smell. Caterpillars, as a rule, rely upon light and gravitation. A caterpllla fallen from a tree detects the presence of the trunk by its shadow and attrac tion. This Is not nearly so good guide as the ant's sense of smell, for If another tree happens to be growing opposite, unsuitable to feed upon, the caterpillar, will crawl to that tree ana have all Its Journey for nothing. Flowers War Among Themselves. Flowers fight much as do the males of most species of animals, and for similar reason, the Instinct of seif- preservation. An Iris In ft crowded border, for Instance, will throw out a number of sharp-pointed leaves hor izontally all round for no other pur- nose than to ward off other plants. Primroses are also pugnacious. If they feel that they are being crowded too closely they have a habit of flop ping their leaves up and down, and so smothering the intruding plants. Many of the smaller hyacinths are regular floral ruffians. Any unfortu nate vegetable Intruder on what they deem to be their domain Is seized an strangled In a tangle of vegetation speciality grown by the plant for that purpose. Wonder of Sleep. In sleep the blood pressure Is les sened, the nerve centers become poised, serene and quiet, and th forty or fifty different mental fucultlea are relaxed : the heart slows down, tt respiration becomes more sluggish there la a slowing down of all of the function which are so active durln the day. giving nature a chance to re new, to recreate the depreciated mat rial, and throw off the debris from the day' run. In th morning every one of the billion of cells In the body ha been renewed and the wast thrown off. Every cell has been rebtir- nlshed and repaired, o that we reel like new I Albany. Except two miles In the Callpooia bottoms and a half mile north of Shedd and another mile at Driver's crossing, the paving on the Pacific highway between Albany and Halsey is completed. Albany. An airplane inspection of the Santlam national forest will be made Tuesday by Supervisor Hall, it was announced from the reserve office. The flight over the forest will be made in one of the planes from the air squad ron at Eugene. Salem. At a meeting held at Molal- la Saturday night tt was decided to organize an irrigation district contain ing between 5000 and 10,000 acres of land. A committee was appointed at the meeting to submit the necessary petitions to the county court. Bandon. Several hundred members of the Order of the Eastern Star, rep resenting five chapters of the county, met here Thursday for the convention of the Natal Day association of Coos county, in honor of the birthday of Robert Mortis, founder of the order. Klamath Falls. Leonard J. Wood ruff, prominent Los Angeles stock man, has purchased the Henry Gordon ranch of 440 acres and the Brannon ranch of 160 acres, both located in the Wood river valley near Fort Klamath. The purchase price is understood to be ap proximately $35,000. Pendleton. Fred Mason, brother of Walt Mason, the renowned verse mak- died early Monday from the effects of a drink of ammonia taken by mis take. He was a dyer at the Pendleton woolen mills. His widow and a large family survive. Funeral arrangements have not yet been made. Beaverton. The new $60,000 movie Btudlo was dedicated on Labor day. The Premium Picture company and the citizens of Beaverton are planning great celebration. A monster crowd Is expected here to welcome this great enterprise that will broadcast Oregon's beautiful scenery to the world. Astoria. A new logging concern which will begin operations in the low er Columbia river district Tuesday, Is the Mooers Logging company, with a capital stock of $100,000, recently or ganized by W. F. McGregor, George Mooers, Charles H. Callender and Will iam P. O'Brien, all of this city. Salem. Judge G. G. Bingham of the Marion county circuit court, in a de cree handed down here Saturday, or dered August and Benjamin Lentz to deliver their berries to the Oregon Growers' Co-operative association in compliance with a contract entered In to with the association last year. Oakland. Nearly 1,000 persons gath ered here Saturday to attend the sec ond annual farmer's picnic given by the Douglas county farm bureau. Geo, Mansfield, president of tho state farm bureau federation, and M. Ji Newhouse, assistant manager of the Oregon Growers, were the speakers. Salem. Tho ordinance drafted here recently under which It was proposed to put a number of the smaller dairies out of business was withdrawn from further consideration by Us authors. Had the ordinance been passed every person or corporation delivering milk In the city of Salem would have been compelled to purchase a lot of expen sive equipment. La Grande. Tests conducted by the city health officer, Dr. E. G. Klrby, re sulted In unofficial condemnation of well water In the city of La Grande. TeBts show the well water contains 75 to 100 cubic centimeters of colon bac terla, while the city water contains no colon bacteria. Four cases of typhoid fever have developed as a result of drinking well water. Salem. The state highway commis sion Saturday paid $10,000 on the prin cipal of state highway bonds Issued and sold by the state board of control In 1917. The money received from tho sale of these bonds was utx.-d by the state highway commission In co-opera tion with the forest service In Im proving the road through Cow Creek canyon, In Douglas county. WAS A BROKEN- DOWN WOMAN Then I CeganTaklng Lydia E. Pinkham's Medicines . i - o Donaldsonville, La. "I write with pleasure to praise your medicine Lydia Ej. ruiKnam s vege table Compound which has done so much to restore my neaun. i was a broken-down woman until my husband brought me a bottle or your Vegetable Compound and oneof Lydia . Pinkham's Blood Medicine. I had been having; pains every month and at intervals between, was weak and seemed to be smothering at times, but in a week I felt like another woman. I also used Lydia F Pinkham's Sanative Wash. It did me a lot of good too. I cannot praise your medicines too much and will be more than glad to recom mend them to any woman who is suffer ing; from female troubles. You may print my testimonial, as it is true." Mrs. T. A. Landry, 612 Miss. St, Don aldsonville, La. Note Mrs. Landry's words "as it is true. " Every letterrecommendingLydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is genuine. It is a statement telling tho merits of these medicines just as the women in your own neighborhood tell each other about them, lor fifty years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound has sold on merit DIRECT FROM THE Brownsville Woolen Mills to YOU A FINE TAILORED SUIT vi r Made Where the Wool i. (irowit Mill to Man money saving Made especially to your measure from PlIRK VlKtJlN WOOL CLOTH $35.00 Virgin Wool mean. N KW wool d 1 r e e t M from the sheep'ahack, never usea or wuru before. We own our own Woolen Mills, Tail orlng Shops, Whole sale and Kolftil Ktoies and sell Men'. HiKh ClaB. Suits Tailored especially to your measure direct, from Maker to- Wearer at prices. Kit and .atisfac- ?0ov. tlon vuarantecd or yCd ..... u.i - " Brownsville S&.J' Woolen Millsy, .. .if' Girls! Girls!! Save Your Hair With'Cuticura Soab and Ointment to Hear Dandruff and itrhlno- We. each. Semplea free of Oatlcara, D,pt, X. lialdaa, Hul. Pa in a Bad Way. "Dear Mary," wrote a woman to her absent daughter. "I am sorry to cut your vacation short, but you'll have to come homo right off. Your pa fell otf a load of hay this morning and is feel ing terrible. The doctor has just been here and went. lie says it will tuko some time before your pa will bo up, becauso the full has separated Ills ilia, gram from his liver. I want yon should catch the 6:45 in tho morning. Ma." Repairing Holes In Linoleum, Small holes In Inlaid linoleum mny be filled with melted paraffin, contain ing a few drops of Ink or dye the pre vailing color in the pattern. Best to do this before you roflnlsh the lino leum and it will hardly bo noticed and will add months of service to same. Cutlcura for Sore Hands. Soak hands on retiring lu the hot suds of Cutlcura Soap, dry mid rub lu Cu tlcura Ointment. Remove surplus Ointment with tissuo pnper. This Is only one of the things Cutlcura wlli do If Soap, Ointment and Talcum ute used Vir all toilet purposes. Adv. United State Tin. Our total annual consumption of tin Is something like 93,000 tons. Un fortunately we are obliged to Import nearly all of It, for tho United Slates has hardly any tin deposits worth mentioning, Salem. Bonds .authorized by tho various Irrigation projects of the stato aggregate $9,430,000, whilo the bonds certified total $8,515,004, according to a report prepared here Saturday by the state Irrigation securities com mission. Interest guaranteed by the state on these bonds aggregate $981, 695. Frank Bramwell, state superin tendent of banks and a member of the Irrigation securities commission, said that because of the renewed Interest In Irrigation project and the demands made upon the state, the member of the commission no longer rely entirely upon the representation mado by the officer and organizers of the districts. Dummyl That kodak department clerk never did gut It through his head how that cavalryman objected to his prints un mounted when most of the pictures were of himself on horseback. le needed In every depertmeot of house keepln. Equally good for towel., table linM,.heuand pillowca.ee. twrni ire Yon Satisfied? BKHNKF'WAI.KFR BUSlNkiS coixtt.r Is the bleireat, most perfectly equipped BunlneM Training Henool In the Nnrth weet. Kit yourself for a hlfther position with more money, I'cruanout poelttona ajueir-d our Omduate. Wrlte for catal of fourth and TamhlU, Portland P. N. U. No. 36, 1922