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Hotel Hoyt
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to all parts, of city.
USED TRUCK BARGAINS
1 to 5 ton GMC, Republics, Whites, etc.
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WENTWORTH & IRWIN, Inc.,
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Wedding Bouquet, and Funeral Place.
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PILES
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My method of treatment
saves the tissue Instead of
destroying it. It is pain
less, requires no anes
thetlo and is permanent.
There Is no confinement
to bed. no interference
with business or social engagements. I
guarantee a cure or will refund your fee.
Call or write for booklet Mention this
paper when writing.
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WARDROBE ACCESSORIES NEEDED
Embellishments Play an Important
Part In the Wardrobe of All
Well Dressed Women.
Dress accessories play an Increasing
ly Important part every season In a
well dressed woman's wardrobe. The
simplest suit or dress may be made
smart and distinctive if the right ac
cessories are worn with It, and cer
tainly very charming things are avail
able this spring. Any of these sets
nuty be purchased In the shops, or
they may be made at home with com
paratively trilling expenditure of time
and money.
A very sninrt vestee with cuffs to
match Is of finely corded white pique
embroidered In white or color, a large
ornamental reurl button serving ns a
fnstening as well as trimming for vest
and cuffs. This set would be smart
with a dark tullortvl si' or with a
- .w,lr nt (lia Mwlltlf'llta tvriP
li)An wi uio
Arnit!inr h. -IIv made set consists of
puritan collar nnd novel cuffs of
beuvy linen, finished with a band of
SEEKS WOMEN
Police Commissioner of New York
Atkt Appropriation to Hlrf Twenty-Five
Crime Experts.
New York. Police Commissioner
.Knrlniit Ussucd r statement regarding
Ids rpqtmpt' to the board of estimate
for Jfl2.?00 fur the employment of 2.1
"specialists In designated channels of
crime," which was referred to a spe
clul committee.
Portland, Owron
VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS
Complete Chans Saturday. Adulta. Matinee. 20c:
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10 cent! all time.
win iua.v oiiua, umjiancs, u9eiueitia, ei1
Droof. RotDroof. RatDroof and Fireproof.
Slloa, Granaries, Basements, etc., Water-
Medusa Waterproofed White Portland Cement la
the best for Stucco Piaster on outside for Bunga
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noon.
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Address Department B
Receiving Sets, complete with phones and wire, $50.00.
Average Range 400 miles of broadcasting. Simple to
operate, with complete Instructions.
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FLIES FLEE
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g7 ..Rim' 'jLT&C
Quirt, 75c; half
gallon, $1.25;
gallon, 2.00.
Order from
i,.,' we ll send you
a irallotCcharges paid, for j-j.oo. Postage stamp,
accepted.
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
RAINIER HOTEL
hlei $1.00 ni ia, , 128 N. 6a SL P.rllui On
Very Centrally Located. Convenient to all
Depots, and one block from main Postofflce
PATENT ATTORNEY
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Building, Portland, Ore.
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A. E. Holcombe, Manager
Weekly Rates to Permanent Guest.
Sixth and Everett Streets, Three block,
from New Fostoffice, Four Block, from
Union Depot, Portland, Dr..
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT
PLEATING SPECIAL
Cut, Beam, hem and machine pleat skirts ready
for band, SI. 16. Old skirts machine repleated.
11.00. Hemstitching, Etc.
EASTERN NOVELTY MFG. CO.
86M Fifth St. Portland. Ore
BRAZING. WELDING A CUTTING
Northwest Welding & Supply Co. 88 1st Bt
CLEANING AND DYEING
For reliable Cleaning ana
Dyeing service send parcel, to
us. We pay return postage.
Information and price, given
upon request.
ENKE'S CITY DTE WORKS
Established 1890 - Portland
CUT'FLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS
Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison 8t
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS
Commercial Iron Works, 7th & Madison,
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Teache. trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learn
Urtf Itll D1D11PD fill 1.ECR
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unuilMtihlT!U.E. 3. and Pine St..
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PORTLAND, OREGON
(SANITARY" BEAUTY PARLOR
We help the appearance of women.
Twenty-two inch switch or transforma
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. 400 to 413 Dekum Bldg.
SHOE-REPAIRING IN PORTLAND
Model Shoe Kepalr, 'tit Washington Bt
Davii Bros., American Shoemak.ra,
108 4th St; ,
VETERINARIAN Cattle . Specialty
Dr. Chaa. M. Anderson, Kenton, Portland.
colored ratine nnd polka dot em
broidery In color. These little round
collars are distinctly smtirt If the?
frame faces that are youthful, but the
line Is a trying one for a woman whose
first youth, la gone.
A very tailored collar and cuff set
might ,be made of linen, pique or
ratine, bound with a lighter weight
materlul In. contrasting color, and hav
ing q touch of colored embroidery.
Such a set might be made of organdie,
If preferred, with binding of colored
linen or self fabric, and colored em
broidery. Of course fluffy, frilly neckwear,
vestees, gulmnes, etc., are shown, but
the rather tailored effects seem to be
holding first place nt the present time.
Gingham and cretonne are playing
quite a role In spring and summer
neckwear development Lineus also
are to the fore.
The latest list of barristers In
France shows only 14 women lawyers
and 65 probationers.
AS DETECTIVES
lie stated that In the event the
money was grunted for the employ
ment of the gTliilist fmin July 1 at
a salury of .". J a year each, he
would endeavor to obtain women as
well as men for the Jobs,
lie said that year fr such
work was not excessive and wns $7,(J
a year less than is paid to crime spe
cialists by Scotland luriL
a
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Uncommon
Sense
By
JOHN BLAKE
WHAT A WOMAN DID
TT SEEMS probable that cancer, on
of the most deadly of the enemies
of mankind, -will soon be conquered by
the use of radium. '
Since the beginning of time this ele
ment has existed In nature, For the
last score or more of years the pres
ence of some -unseen but powerful
force has been suspected. Scientists
sought to discover what It was, but
sought In vain, till a quiet little Polish
woman, after years of laborious exper
lment, discovered it. '
That a woman should have made
this discovery one of the most notable
in all history Is highly Important.
It disproves forever the old conten
tion that there Is any difference be
tween the brain of a man and that of
a woman.
The highest concentration, the great
est reasoning power, the most Indom
itable determination were required for
the years of work which had to be done
before this discovery could be made.
A man stumbles on a gold mine or a
diamond deposit by accident. But to
find a metal which exists In the most
minute quantities, and which must be
extracted by infinite pains from the sur
rounding elements, has to be located
first, and laboriously separated after
ward. Countless experiments entered Into
Mme. ' Curie's work, and only a re
markable human being could have
brought It to a successful conclusion.
Much Is yet to be done before the
power of radium over cancer can be
thoroughly tested.
But this can be left to others, as the
consolidation of a cuptured position In
war can be left to subordinates after, a
brilliant general hus won :ari engage-
ment. '
Mme. Curie has set an example, not
only for her 'town sex, but for allJtlie
searchers for truth in the world.
Her achievement Is an Inspiration,
and probably to the end of time, will
be an Inspiration to the whole world,
(Copyright.)
O '
WHY
DDES A HCM r.Ar.KI P
AFTER LAYING AN EGgQ
rp (IE statement that there Is a dl-
rect connection between the cac
kling of a hen and the laughter of a
person who is pleased- muy sound
strange, but It is nevertheless true.
The human animal mun gives vent,
to a series of sounds originating In
bis throat when something causes him
pleasure. These sounds we character
ize, as "laughter." Very much the
same process takes place when a ben
lays an egg. The presence of the egg
In the body of the hen causes the bird
some discomfort. When tills Is re
lieved, she Is nnttirally pleased and
announces her pleasure to the world
by a species of laughter of Joy which
we have termed "cackling."
If we remember that many persons
"chuckle" when they are pleased the
relationship between the laughter of
human beings and the cackling of
hens becomes even more apparent and '
It should be borne In mind that every
living 'thing expresses its pleasure In
some animate and usually vocal man
ner. Oils purr, dogs bark, monkeys '
chatter, birds chirp or sing, children
Jump up and down or cry out with
Joy, adults laugh or chuckle, hens
cackle. It's simply the application of
different terms to the expression of
the same emotion.
(Copyright )
Or..n, Whits and Black.
Two men passed each other In
Washington street.
"Hello, Green," said one.
"How are yon. Whiter' said the
other.
And they both srs black.
SB.
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1V"1DDIESSIX1
WillM.Maupin
Siiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuitiffi
! " ' 1 BRACE UP .
WHEN you're feeling rather blue
And the sledding's hard for you;
When your schemes go up the spout
And you're feeling down and out ;
When you've shot and scored a miss-
Brace up and remember this:
Those who win are those who try.
So brace up and don't say die.
Swell your chest and try again;
Grit your teeth and smile at pain
Tackle trouble with a laugh
And you'll cut the dose In half.
Look the, world square In the eye; "
Buck the line and don't suy die,
Laying down is all the shame
Sit straight up and play the game.
Don't dpdge trouble If you do
It -wlll'-doubly trouble you.
Meet each task with grit and vim,'
Do the square thing, sink or swim.
If you see hard luck draw nigh
Laugh again and don't say die.
Keep your face turned to the light,
Do your best and you're all right.
(Copyright.)
O
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
"BRICK"
LIKE many other expressions
whlph .nt first trlnnce. bd-
pear to belong to the slang of a
very recent period, "He's a
brick" dates back to the days of
ancient history, Plutarch being
authority for the statement that
Lycurgus used It In connection
with the defense of Sparta.
The story goes that Lycurgus,
being a man of few words, was
asked whether Sparta should be
Inclosed iwtth wnlls, and replied:
"That city Is well fortified
which has a wall of men Instead
of brfek."
, Another historical allusion of
the same nature was made when
an ambassador from Eplrus, on
a diplomatic mission, was shown
by the king of Sparta over his
capital. The ambassador was
amazed to see that the city was
'apparently unfortified and re
marked about the matter.
"Indeed," replied the king.
"Thou canst not have looked
carefully. Come with me tomor
row and I will show you the
'walls of Sparta." ,
Ou the following morning the
king led his guest out upon the
plains, where his army was
drawn up In full battle force.
There, pointing proudly to the
solid battalions of armed men,
he exclaimed: "Thou beholdest
the walls of Sparta every man
of them a brick 1"..
The antiquity of. the expres
sion In English timy'be gathered
from the fact that the Ingoldsby
Legends contain the following
couplet :
"In brief, I don't .tick to declare
Father Dick.
So they called him for ahort, waa a
regular brick."
(Copyright.)
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White Spots on Wood.
The white spots left on the wood
work after It is washed are caused
by the use of soap which Is too strong.
In cleaning woodwork, use hike-warm
water and milk, soap suds or cleaning
powder. These leave no spots and are
good dirt removers.
The Influential Man.
After a man by dint of living a vir
tuous and Industrious lite has worked
up to a position of a little influence in
the community he has to use It all
getting jobs for some of his friends
and getting others out of trouble with
the police court. Ohio State Journal.
Handicap of Fear.
The fear of many brings a snare.
By halting In our duty and giving back
in time of trial, our hands grow weak
er, our ears grow dull, so that when
we look at the way of the righteous,
it seems as though it was nut for us.
John Woolman.
Making a Cement Floor Smooth.
To make a cement floor smooth,
clean and dry the floor and paint with
a coat of water glass, about as thick
as heavy syrup. Hot water and chem
icals will remove this paint.
The Tragedy of Ankles.
Dorn pointed at the women moving
by them, 'Poems in shoe-craft, trag
edies in ankles, and melodramas In
legs,' he announced." From "Eric
Dorn," by Ben Hecht.
Jud Tunklns.
Jud Tunklns says It's all wrong to
think that in business friendship
ceases. The fact that they are obliged
to transact business with one another
Is all that keeps a lot of peopio oven
a little bit friendly.
The Elephant's Foot.
The elephant Is a good traveler. On
levol ground a fast horse can outrun
him," but on rough ground he would
leave the horse behind. His foot 1b
encased in a bag-like skin, with a
heavy padded bottom. '
Star. In Daylight.
Photographs of stars down to the
sixth magnitude can be taken In broad
daylight. If the photographs are tak
en through a deep red screen, the stars
appear with distinctness. Important
results are expected from experiments.
On Strike.
Opportunity I'm perfectly willing
to knock on every door once, but I'll
be bornswoggled It I'll go through a
turnstile.
And Moat Husbands.
Every milliner knows how much a
woman's vanity goes to her head.
Doston Transcript.
Dally Thought.
Men are but children of a large
growth. Dryden.
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OREGON
QUEER FEELINGS
AT MIDDLE AGE
Women Should Know How Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Helps at This Trying Period
Sheboygan, Wisconsin. "I was run
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even ao my own
housework, could not
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all kinds of queer
thoughts would come
to me. Finally I
gave up going to the
doctor and a friend
told me of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound. '
After the first bottle)
I could sleep better
and I have Kept on
improving ever since. I have taken
seven bottles nownd am so happy that
I am all over these bad feelings. Mrs.
B. LANSER,163N.3rdSt., Sheboygan,
Wisconsin.
For the woman entering middlo ago
Lvdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
pound can do ot mucii uenuut. uunng
this time of lifo certain changes take
place which sometimes develop into
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Melancholia, nervousness, irritability,
headache and dizziness are some of the
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound is a natural restora
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in carrying you Bafoly past this time.
Why not give it a fair trial ?
To Tell Cow's Age.
It is more difficult to determine the
age of a cow than a horse, say the
livestock men at the State College at
Ithaca, N. Y. They agree that some es
timate of a cow's age may be made
from her teeth and horns. The num
ber of "annual rings" on the boms,
plus two, for examplo, usually gives
the animal's age, but remembering that
the pairs of permanent teeth come
nine months apart will help to verify
It.
Astonishing Indeed.
Kenneth recently sent his Grand
mother Gray the following birthday
greeting on that lady's eightieth birth
day. Kenneth was born on the same
month, so this Is what ho wrote:
"Dear Grandma: I was born the day
before you wore. Kenneth."
FREE ADVICE-
On How to Mnlte Hurrn of the Rpftl Ftftte
KimlntM. PurtK-ulaU-, M Mcdonald CooiwruLive
ItwiltyiOmijmny, Khh Dm-ko, ( jilifurnin.
need for behy'. clothe., will keep them
weet end anowy-whlt. until worn nut.
Tryltendeeeforyoureelf. Altncm
Are Yon Satisfied?
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UUMNUS COLLfcCr
In the blfrpeaL mont
perfectly equipped
Bii.llieM Training He hool In the
Nortn-
weL Kit youraelf fur a hlKher position
with mure nullify. Permanent position,
assured our Ureduntea.
Write fur catalog Fourth and Yamhill,
Portland.
P. N. U.
No, 27, 1922
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