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PORTLAND
It's
OREGON-WASHINGTON &
IDAHO AIRPLANE CO.,
HKMSTITUIIMJ AND PLEATING.
Iluttonholliis; llultons Plaiting Tucking and Chalnstltchlng
All Mall Orders given careful and prompt attention
Elite Shop, 384 Morrlion St.
NORTONIA HOTEL
SAFE AND CENTRAL REASONABLE RATES
Excellent Cafe Special Weekly Kutea bun Meats All Trains
11th and Stark, Portland, Ore.'
BAB'S RESTAURANT iSS&Sswt
I L Cafeteria
SHOE REPAIRING
uncus.
PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL
... ..U.nu 1UEUIIE MADTU PAR ft AND. DRfUDM.
Write for Prices and Shipping Tags
Th A IH KPCtnillTinr
llj i i A iwutwM, .
a-v Write us for prices and market conditions on
1 cMI6 C OOll Vest Hogs, Poultry. Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc.
Poland. Oregon Forty Year, in the Same Location.
CLBANIN9
KITALIHMCNT
Grand Avenu at Yamhill
PORTLAND. ORE.
EXPERT
Dyeing & Cleaning
EXCELLENT SERVICE
By Parcel Port. Return PoltaSe Paid. Write lor
Circulars and Prices.
"At Your Beck and Call"
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I Hi
J or
Old Carpets Worth Money!
lIHn. IhAm tn 11 H In VOUT aUtO
or send them parcel post, ln
BtaoH tt Ituvlrf npw rurs. la
dles, save your old carpets, rugs
and woolen clothing. Let us
make new rugs for you. The
oldest and best equipped fac
tory. Fluff and rag rugs woven,
all sizes; carpets refitted; 9x12
rugs sleam cleaned, $1 511 When
you get to town. Phone E. 3680
NORTHWEST RUG CO.
188 E. Eighth St., Portland, Or.
Your Oil trouble and Piston trouble
will end when we install
E. C. LONG NON-EXPANDING
PISTONS
For pleasure cars, trucks
and tractors.
GUARANTEED
HANSLMA1R & CRABB
1090 East Yamhill St., Portland
STOCK THAT GROWS
I. nest stock that can be raised at a price
you will like to pay. Write or call.
Th Villa Nurseries
RFD No. 1, Montavllla Sta., Portland, Or
BROOKE DRUG CO7;?"
CUT KA 1 Vi M A Hi utusv.n unuuuiaio.
Do you suffer from Astlima? If so, order
a bottle
Langdale's Asthma Remedy
Sold under Money Uuck Guarantee
Guaranteed Nursery Stock
We have got just what you want. Call
r write fur prices.
Russellvllle Nursery Co.
H. A. LEWIS, Prop.
Montavllla Sta., Portland, Oregon
RAINIER HOTEL
bin SI 00 Bid is. 128 N. 64 Si.. Portlsiii Ore
Very Centrally Located. Convenient to aU
Depot!, and one block from main Postoffice
DR. G. E. WATTS
212 Oregonian Building.
PORTLAND, OREGON
SPECIALIST
Female and Rectal Troubles and
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
PILES
irisTTTTjA.FI SSI I RE. ttch
ing ami all other rectal
coiidilinns except Cancer
permanently cured wtin
mit n suikiical uneration.
Mw n.pth.xl (if treatment
saves the tissue instead of
destroying It It is pain
less, requires no anes
thetic and Is permanent.
There ts no confinement
to bed. no interference
with business or social engagements. I
rwflranfPR a cure or will refund your fee.
Call or write for houkiet. Mention this
paper when writing.
DR. C. J. DEAN
econd and Morrison Sts., Portland, Ora.
Man With Broken Neck Can't Sneeze.
Buffalo, N. Y. One sneeze will
cause the death of Maurice Daley,
twenty-one years old, who Is In a hos
pital suffering from a broken neck.
Daley was hurt In a football game.
The broken vertebrae were set while
he was unconscious, and the success
of the operation has not been deter
mined. Its Inventor has patented a simple
clip to bold a carpenter's rule on the
outside of a garment
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OFFERS A MARKET
FOR YOUR PRODUCE
True!
Our Aviation School
Now Accepting
Students for the
Complete Course of Flying1 Instruction for the
Unheard of Tuition of $200.00. The former
charge was $500.00. If you are red blooded and
want to get somewhere write us for particulars.
214 Spaulding Bldg., Portland, Ore.
Portland, Oregon
VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS
Complete Change Sun. and Thuri.
Mutinee Dully. Twice Nightly
Saturday, Sunday, Holidays,- Continuous
You Will Feel -Right
at Home Hera
Sixth street opposite The Oregonian and Al
der street opposite Meir & Frank's. The Best
Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee
and Pastry a Specialty.
l with uaorl' Mvnerl tlCfl
we empiuy ex iron. icku met. . "r : .
Return parcel jost charKB paid. (Jive uh a trial at lowest
MorriBon snoe tvepmr racwry,
CO. h,dS
Ailiiress Department B
4U6 Wash. St. H. L. Day, Prop Oysters,
Steaks arid Chops Our Specialty. Special
Entree each day. upen iu a. m. 10 i -
CHRISTMAS SUGGESTIONS
CoroNA
The Personal Writing
Machine Weight 6 lbs.
Price (50 Oil, case included
Fold ll Us frVe Wi V.- Tw. --.h(rs.
OREGON TYPEWRITER CO..
D4-A 6th Ht, Portland. Oregon.
Write fur folder.
RUBBEP STAMPS and MARKING
DEVICES.
Mm. a sm smears eeanwie.
The Dalles Fruit & Produce Comp'y
Wholesale Dealers in
FANCY FKU1T3 and FARM PRODUCE
161 Front Street. Portland, Oregon.
Our Motto It to Please YOU.
THE NEW AMERICAN HOTEL
127 Light, Airy Rooms, 50c, 75c,
$1.00 and $1.50. '
92 N. 3d. St.. Cor. Flsnderl. Portland. Ora.
ED. F. GODDARD, Mgr. Phone Bdy. 197S
THERE'S ANOTHER DENT
Dents and blemishes on your car can be
removed and we are the boys to do It.
Whv? Because we specialize 111 that kind
of work. We also repair radiators and
carry Liberty Radiator cores iu stock. All
work guaranteed.
J. E. DUK11AM, the Fender Man
30 Nerth 11th Ht. Portland, Ore.
"A Moderate Priced Hotel of Merit"
HOTEL CLIFFORD
East Morrison St., at East Sixth, ths
Principal East Side Hotel. 6 minutes from
Shopping District. Four blocks from S. P.
iUast tilde Station.
Glen Haven Rest Home
Patients or old people
may secure a home for
life at flat rate. A quiet
home for convalescent
and chronic patients.
Special diet and treat
ments applied as physicians direct. Battle
Creek methods. Ideal Home-Like Sur
roundings. 115 E. 28th St., at Alder.
Phone East 4222 Portland, Oregon
Fire Proof and Modern
RITZ HOTEL
PARK AND MORRISON STS.
Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular
Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district.
FRANK A. CLARK. Prop.,
formerly with Clyde Hotel.
Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted.
Mssaw 20 off until January, on all
merchandise and glasses.
Bring this ad.
Clarke- Brower Optical Co.
112Vi Sixth SL Portland
Fire Proof and Modern
NEW HOUSTON HOTEL
O. S. Richardson, Manager
Weekly Rates to Permanent GuesU
Sixth and Everett Streets, Three Blockl
from New Poatoffue, Four blocks from
Union Depot, Portland, Ore.
IT'S JUST A SMALL BOOK
of 18 pages. "Ornamental Plants for
Landscape Planting" Is pager to acquaint
you with the best varieties of plants for
landscape use.
BUT IT'S WORTH ASKING FOR
Because It gives sound advice on the
subject of developing the home grounds.
The Weed Landscape Nursery
Beavertou, Ora.
the om" m
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MULE DROPS DEAD; KILLS MAN
Stable Boss, Pinned Under Dead Ani
mal, Strangled to Death Before
Assistance Comes.
East Liverpool, O. Ira Hazen, fifty,
stable boss, met his death when his
favorite mule, growing tired of life,
flopped over, and In his fall carried
Mr. Hazen down with htm. Unable
to extricate lilmself or remove the
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT,,
SANDY'S Portland's Kodak and PenMan
An Ever-Sharp Pencil, Fountain Pen or
Kodak for Xmas.
Mall Orders receive personal Attention by
Sandy Claus.P. O.Box740.
ALASKA PLUMBING & HEATING CO.
Plumbing Fixtures and Supplies. Pipe
Flttlngs,lowest prlces.363 K. Morrison.
BRAZING, WELDING A CUTTING
NorthwestJVeidlng ft Supply Co., in 1st Bt
CHIROPRACTOR AND ELECTRO.
THERAPEUTICS
Drsttakerand Olson, 817 Dekutn Bldg.
CLEANING AND DYEING
For reliable Cleaning ana
Dyeing service send parcels to
us. We pay return postage.
Information and prices given
upon request.
ENKK'S CITY DTE WORKS
Estunshed 18110 Portland
CUT FLOWERS 4 FLORAL DESIGNS
ClarkB.lorlSjJiSTIsont
DANCING EVERY NOON A EVENING
Oriental Cafe. Chinese-American Kitchen
Corner Broadway and Waah. PORTLAND
DOORS AND WINDOWS ,
We can sell you Doors, Windows, Roof
ing, Paint, Ulass and Builders' Hardware
direct. We are manufacturers. Write for
trices before buying. Heacock Saab &
ipor Co., 212 First St.. Portland.
DRUGLESS PHYSICIAN
Chronic diseases a specialty. Dr. W. N.
Allen, 302 Kaieign uuuaing
EMBROIDERING AND PLEATING
Accordiun side and box Pleating, Hem
stitching, Buttons Covered, liialding, etc.
K. Btepuans, hillock Block.
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS
Commercial Iron Works, 7th & Madison.
HARD WOOD FLOORING
Oak-Leaf Hardwood Floor Co., 2S1 K.
76th St. N. Floors electric sanded.
hORSES, MULES BOUGHT, SOLD
Crown Stables, Inc., 285 Front St., Port
land, Ore. Horses and mules for sale or
hire. Special rates to loggers and con
tractors. With or without harness.
Phillip suetter, pres.
U. S. STABLES, 3t6 Union Ave. Draft
horses bought and sold.
C. L. Chappell, 234 Front St
icARN MULTIGRAPHING
The Callan School, omy recognized
school on the coast. Experienced opera
tors always in demand. 4u5 Artisans Bldg.
MACHINERY
Send us your Inquiries for anything In
Iron or Woodworking Machinery, Logging,
Sawmill, Contractors' Kquipment, Loco
motives, Boilers, Knglnes, Crushers, Kail,
Cauie, Belting, etc. Burke Machinery Co.,
628Kailwayhixchange Bldg., Portland, Or.
MFCS. OF VULCANIZED ROOF PAINT
New roofB and repairing done. Young
and Woods. Ilu3 E. Carutliers SL
MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts.
Otto Schumann Oranite & Marble Worka,
MOTORCYCLES AND PARTS
All makes. Easy terms
EAST SIDE MOTORCYCLE CO.
44-41 CHAND AVE.
PERSONAL
MAKRY IF LONELY; for results, try me;
best and most successful "Home Maker,
hundreds rich wish marrlaee soon; strict
ly confidential; most reliable; years of
experience; descriptions free. The Suc
cessful Club," Mrs. NASH, Box 056,
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA.
PIPE REPAIRING."
a PlPk'C Repaired by experts.
tLaMrirEvO plp shop, 272 Wash.
PORTLAND SHOE REPAIRS, MAIL 'EM
Model Shoe Repair, 27a Washington St.
Davis Hros., American Shoemakers,
108 4th St.
PRUNE TREESIT PRUNE TREESI
Before buying elsewhere see us. Columbia
nursery uo-, Htiu union Ave., Portland.
PYORRHEA DENTISTS
Smitli.Long.Stevenson, 310 Bush-Lane Big
RAZOR BLADES RESHARPENED
Razors ground and honed. Mail safety
blades toaay. xne unnaer, ois sixtnst.
Single 30c;
and Honed.
Double 35c
Razors Ground
Backlund & Son,
1116 W. Park
Safety Razor Man, 146 3d St
Portland.
SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR
We help the appearance of women,
Twenty-two Inch switch or transforma
tion, value i.bu, price ?z.4o.
400 to 412 Dekum Bldg.
SCHOOL OF WELDING
Officially recognized by state and fed
eral board as The place to learn welding
all meiais. commercial scnooi or weia
ing, 511 Kast Orant, Cor. 11th, Portland.
SILOS AND WATER TANKS
NationalTank&PlpeCo1! Portland.
TYPEWRITERS NEW OR REBUILT
Rebuilt TypewriterCo., 304 Oak Streat
VETERINARIAN Cattle a Specialty
Dr. Chas. M. Anderson, Kenton, Portland.
WANTED AGENTS
Permanent profitable paying business
for men and women agents. to sell the
Original Renulife Violet Ray. Violet Ray
lieuuiiuariers, no wasn. si., roruana.
Wedding Bouquetsand Funeral Pieces"
LublinerFlorists,348 Morrison SL
Welter System of Suggestive Therapy
Dr. T. W. Ayers, 716 Dekum Bldg.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL TINWARE
Portland Tinware Mfg. Co., 47 First St.
INCOME
Expert advice on any
income Lax pruuleins.
TAX
Several years' actual
exnerienpe in ( Jnvprn.
DDflDI CUO merit Bureaus Is offered
rllU Ukb HI O those unable to visit our
office. State your troubles briefly and
send in with $1 and we will Kive you hon
est to goodness advice. It will pay you to
get in touch witn us now. t. J. Curtln,
Room 608 Lewis Bldg., Portland, Oregon,
12 PASSENGER BUSSES
FOR SALE
On account of changing our flight teeing equip.
ment to 7 passenger touring cars, we will Bell
three Vi pawenger busseaat a bargain, with lib
eral terms.
TYRRELL TRIPS CO., Inc.
125 Sixth Street, PORTLAND, ORP
DIFFERENT PAVEMENT COSTS
Figures Given on Various Kinds of
Surfaolngs Used In Test Made
In Pennsylvania.
The coats of various kinds of sur
facings on 3.41 miles of road forming
part of a test road built in 1912-1913
by the bureau of highways, Philadel
phia, are now available. Twenty-sit
sections were laid, of which six were
bituminous macadam mixed method.
eight bituminous penetration macad
am, five of concrete base with a M
tumlnous top, seven vitrified brick, says
Engineering News-Record. Averaging
the first cost. Interest at 4 per cent for
teven years, and the maintenance, the
total cost January 1, 1920, was $1.7738
per square yard for bituminous macad
am penetration sections, as compared
with $2.0770 for bituminous mixed
method macadam, $3.0000 for concrete,
and $3.5109 for brick.
dead mule from his chest and throat,
Mr. Hazen, according to physicians,
was strangled to death.
The mule had been ailing for sev
eral days, and the stable boss was
treating him for eorae apparently un
important trouble when the animal,
without notice, fell over, carrying Mr.
Hnzen with him. In the small stall
Mr. Hnzen had little chance to get
out of the dying mule's way.
POLLY'S ADVENTURE
MISS POLLY PARROT listened as
she swung In her cage, for Mr.
Dog ana Mistress russ were
telling of their adventures. Mr. Dog
told about being chased by a big bear
when he was out hunting once with his
master, "but in the end," said lie, "we
captured that bear and the big rug in
the hall was made from Its skin."
T guess you were pre'tty scared that
time," giggled Mistress Puss. "Why
did you go hunting beurs, anyway? You
are too small for that, I would say."
"We didn't go after a bear," said
Mr. Dog; "we were hunting other
game and the bear must have been
lost, or he would not have wundered
so far from his home.
"He was pretty hungry, Master said,
and I think he was, too, by the way he
chased me, but I guess he was pretty
sorry when he found my Master had a
gun."
"Well, that Is some adventure, to be
sure," said Puss, "but If you ever
caught your foot In a trap you would
think that was fur worse than being
chased by a bear. '
"Once when I was chasing a mouse
I stepped on a trap and I nearly lost
"That la Some Adventure," Said Puss,
my foot and I was so lame for a long
time I could not run at all."
"You lost the mouse, too, I sup
pose," said Mr. Dog, with a laugh.
"Oh, I did not care anything about
that," said Puss with a twitch of her
tall. "There are plenty more mice,
but If I had lost that foot where could
I have found another, I should like to
know?" ,
"You and I have had some very ex
THE RIGHT THING
at the
RIGHT TIME
By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE
LUNCHEON FOR TWO
A dinner lubricates business. Lord
Stowell.
A YOUNG woman In business asks
to know whether it Is ever in
good form for a young woman to
take luncheon alone In a restaurant
with a man with whom she Is assoclat
ed In business. To be sure there are
times when It would be distinctly un
wise for her to do so, and other times
when It would not only be In perfectly
good form but almost necessary to the
smooth running of her business rela
tions. For more and more men and
women In business meet on a basis of
good fellowship and with none of the
consciousness of sex that characterized
the treatment of young women In busi
ness some fifty years ago.
Though the over prudish one might
say that an unmarried woman ought
never to take a meal alone In a public
place with a man to whom she was not
closely acquainted without a chap
erone, no sane person can feel that this
applies to the woman who Is earning
her living. Imagine asking the busi
ness associate to permit you to send
for your married aunt or mother when
obviously the object In lunching with
you was to save time by talking busi
ness at the same time thut you have
luncheon and to better understand
each other's business methods under
the favorable influence of some hotel's
good cookery.
In general, having luncheon with a
business associate Is something that al
most every business girl of any experi
ence would at times consent to do,
while having dinner is quite another
matter. The young business woman
can always excuse herself on the
ground that she does not wish to re
main away from home at dinner time
or that she never lets business con
cerns Intrude on the evening hours, but
she has no excuse for luncheon and, in
truth, no one misjudges a woman now
adays who goes to lunch alone with
the men she knows in business.
If you ask a young woman to have
luncheon with you, always defer to her
In the mutter of choosing the place. If
you know of some interesting place
you may make the Invitation to go to
that place. If It is not mentioned In
the invitation, then the young man
should always ask the woman whether
there Is some place that she would pre
fer. If she mentions none and has no
preferences, then he might suggest a
couple of places where he knows the
IB
citing adventures," bald Mr. Dog, "and
how anyone can live shut up In a cage
as Polly does, I am sure I cannot un
derstaud. Site never had an adventure '
lu her whole life, poor thing." I
"Bow-wow," said Polly so plainly
that Mr. Dog dropped his tall and
walked out of the room, for more than
once Polly had fooled him and made
him think there was another dog
around the house.
Mistress Puss begun to laugh, but
Polly called, "Come puss, puss," and
off ran Puss, for she, too, had been
fooled many times by thinking her
mistress was calling her to eat her
dinner when It was Polly just fooling
her.
But the love for adventure was
planted in Polly's mitid and the next
day when the cage door was opened
and she was allowed to flit about the
room, her keen eyes looked about for
an open window, She did not see one
In that room, but when some one
opened the door, Polly, who was
perched Just over It, quick as a flash
slipped out before she was noticed
and then out she flew through the
open window In the next room.
Up to the top of a tree flew Polly,
while everybody called and coaxed her
to fly Into her cage, which was hung
on the tree.
Mr. Dog barked and Mistress Puss
sat on the ground looking with envi
ous eyes at Polly as she mimicked
them both and then laughed loudly.
When some one at last climbed the
tree Polly flew away to the very top
of a tall telegraph pole and laughed
as though she enjoyed the Joke she
had played.
By and by, with the help of a fire
man and his ladder, Polly let herself
be captured and put In her cage, but
after that when Mr. Dog and Mistress
Puss were talking of adventures Polly
did not sit quietly and listen.
"Ha, ha, ha," she would laugh, "it
took the fire department to rescue me.
Talk of adventures, you two do not
know a thing about that word. When
I had one I made every one talk about
It. Bow-wow! Me-ow. Come Puss,
Puss."
But Mr. Dog and Puss did not stop
longer to hear what Polly had to say.
"I never did care for that bird," said
Mr. Dog.
"Nor I," said Puss. "I am sure she
would be tough eating."
"Oh, I don't mean In that way," said
Mr. Dog.
"I am sure I do not know what you
mean, then," said Puss. "There Is only
one way to care for a bird," and be
fore Mr. Dog could explain, Puss ran
for her saucer of milk she saw under
the table.
(Copyright)
cooking Is good. The gracious young
woman will always decide on one of
these unless she has' some reasonable
objection to them. If no suggestion is
made, then she should not suggest the
most expensive hotel In town.
When a young man has taken a
young woman to luncheon with him he
should always remember that It Is up
to hlra to thank her for having given
him her society for the time. A young
woman should hardly thank her escort,
but should assure the man that she
has had an enjoyable time and convey
by her manner the feeling that she Is
enjoying the "treat."
(Copyright.)
O
"What's in a Name?"
By MILDRED MARSHALL
Facts iboutyourname: Itshlatory; mean
ing! whence It wu derived; aigniocincej
your lucky day and lucky Jewel,
PEARL
PEARL ls undoubtedly a name of
great price I Not only Is It musical
In sound, but It honors the ex
quisite translucent gem which is
the symbol of purity the world over.
The Persian term for the Jewel Is
Muryarld, meaning "child of light."
Their legend of the origin of the pearl,
u charming and beautiful fancy, Is
In accordance with the ancient Idea
that the oysters, rising to the surfuce
of the water at night and opening their
shells in adoration, received Into their
mouths drops of dew, congealed by the
moonbeams Into the lustrous gems
which resemble the moon Itself.
The pearl has always been associa
ted with purity and sanctity. Pearls
were chosen as the Jewels to adorn
the gates of the Celestial city and
the gem has had countless uses as a
symbol In the religions of all countries.
Pearl Is enormously popular In Eng
land. Like Muriel and Molly and
Vivian and Sibyl, It may almost be
said to be one of the national feminine
names. In this country It has, likewise,
a widespread vogue. We have even
gone further and mode a diminutive,
I'earley, which is popular in some sec
tions, though a trifle provincial.
Pearl's tallsmnnlc stone Is, of course,
her own gem, the pearl. It promises
her great charm and affability, and
many friends. It will always guard
her from dungers and evil and pre
serve her purity. Thursday Is her
lucky day and 2 her lucky number.
The marguerite, or daisy, Is her flower.
(Copyright)
The Not Impossible She.
1 am going south on my vacation
to see my fiancee."
"Who Is she?"
"How do I know r Cornell Widow.
Ladies Let Cuticura
'Keep Your Skin
Fresh and ,Youn5
8onp10lntmnt,Til',mn,2Sp twrrwher. FnrnBrnpTi
mldfM: Cat1unflikbortrlw,Prtt.X Mlln Mm
ft
Is needed In every depsrtment of house,
keeping. Equsllyarood fur towels, table
linen, sheetssnd pillowcases. Crocm
A Sure Reminder,
Perhaps the most original sugges
tion for a "reminder" was that of the
little boy whose grandmother had for
gotten his birthday present the year
before. She wished to know what she
could do In order that she should not
forget It again. "You might put your
teeth in upside down," said the boy.
Lines to Be Remembered.
He who calls in the aid of an equal
understanding doubles his own; and
he who profits by a superior under
standing raises his powers to a level
with the height of the superior under
standing that he unites with. Ed
mund Burke.
Why It Exists.
An Arizona entomologist claims to
have discovered usefulness In thechlg
ger. We don't know what It Is, but
our guess Is that the chlgger exists
solely for the purpose of giving people
something to do when they might oth
erwise be comfortably doing nothing.
Cuticura for Pimply Faces,
To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off In five minutes with Cuti
cura Soap nnd hot water. Once clenr
keep your skin clear by using them for
dnlly toilet purposes. Don't fall to In
clude Cuticura Talcum. Adv.
Not Always So.
'Tf you're right, what the other fel
low thinks doesn't matter," says an
exchange. Tell that to the motorist
who has run foul of the traffic cop.
Boston Transcript.
Moral: Take a Chance.
The man who tries his best will not
always win, but he will win oftener
than the man who doesn't try except
when he knows he will win. Boston
Transcript.
"Squaring the Circle."
Efforts to "square the circle" date
back to remote antiquity. The prob
lem Is discussed in the oldest mathe
matical document extant, the Rhind
Papyrus, the date of which is about
2000 B. C.
The Same Light and Measure,
Reason, like the sun, is common to
all; and It Is for want of examining
all by the same light and measure,
that we are not all of the same mind;
for all have it to that end, though all
do not use It so. William Penn.
Poets and the People.
The reputation of the great poets
has not been made by the scholarly
critics, chiefly, but rather by the plain
people of their own time or of the
years Immediately following Grander
Matthews.
Crabby.
A Kentucky court holds that a man
who kisses his sweetheart on a street
car Is guilty of a misdemeanor. But
who Is going to be crabby enough to
file a complaint, If the girl doesn't?
Who'd Be a Persian Florist?
. Persia, says an exchange, has a
drink which gives men a mania for
throwing stones Persia must be a
poor land for the greenhouse business.
Power In Hands of Few.
Nothing appears more surprising to
those who consider human affairs with
a philosophical eye than the easiness
with which the many are governed by
the few. Hume.
Artesian Water Always Warm.
Water flowing from deep artesian
wells is always warm, on account of
the Internal heat of the earth.
28 Pounds a Foot.
A man should weigh 28 pounds to
every foot of his height.
1IIBINR ReM' Retreshes.Soothm
ft'.Rii'Z: Heals KeeD vour Eve
- strong ana neaitny, i
theyTire,Smart,ltch,tn-
Alle. LVL V ourix, 11 dure, irruaicts.
UUK Ll U Inflamed or Granulated
use Murine of tea Safe for Infant or Adult
At all Druggists. Write for Free Eye Book.
H urine Eye Benedv Comoany. Chlcnuo. II. S. I
.. V. C.i:.C.J1 BEHNKE-WALKER
rUB 1IH1 jailMlCUi BUS1NKSS COLLEGE
la the blroest, most perfectly equipped
BuslneeM Tralnlns; Brhool in the North
west Fit yourself for a hlfher position
with more money. Permanent aosltlona
Mured our 'lrdutes.
Write tbt eaUloaj H'oarta and Tamhltt,
Portend.
P. N. U.
No. 53, 1921
Mar;