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PI Mmlton Thla Paper When
BAILEY'S Fine Prints and Enlargements.
Mall ui two films for FREE PRINTS snd become acquaint
M with our beautiful work. A. A. BAILEY, JR., Llpmm Wolt Bldg., Portland. Oregon.
Hippii
T ATTTVTniPV BY PARCEL POST. Jf-;
Ijrt i U IV X laundry and send to ua. You can ret tho quality our
Portland trade get. Wa pay return post ire.
Palace Laundry Co. Portland, Ore.
Hotel Alder
DO
Will
with
BAB'S RESTAURANT tUfn
I L Cafeteria
Eggs
We want your eg? shipments. We puy uanli.
No diHcount, prompt re ml Uu nee. We will pay
the top market price the day your shipment
arrives.
PAGE & SON, PORTLAND, ORE
Hay
& flmin DA"i' IJULTK- Broadway Feed Co.,
VC KJlUlll STOCK FEEDS. Portland, orecon.
E3L3"
Combination Breakfast 25c up. Club
DO YOUR OWN PLASTERING
Plaster
AW
ASK FOR
SWOLLEN (Varicose)VElNS
Are painful and often dangerous. Our
Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Belts
and Bandages always give relief.
Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Years
Satisfaction or Money Back.
Bend for Book and Measure Blank Today.
WOODARD, CLARKE & CO.
Portland.
Woodlsrk Building
Alder at West Park
LET US FINISH WHAT YOUR KODAK BEGAN
The experts in our finishing depart
ments are as eager as you to get the
moat from every exposure.
The benefit of their experience Is yours
for the asking.
They are ready at all times to suggest
and help so you may obtain better results
In the future.
We carry Eastman Kodaks and supplies
at all times. ,
Special Attention Given to Mall Orders
Eveland & Lewis, 413 East Morrison St.
Portland, Ore.
A BUSINESS EDUCATION FREE
A DnoHInn tnr- V!finh nrftdliute
Write us today. ALISKY BU1LDI1JG
RUBBEP STAMPS and MARKING
DEVICES.
"Every
thing for
the Office"
H QAK VTRSCre FOKTLANO. MUM"
Chronic Diseases Successfully Treated In
Your Cwn Home
Catarrh. ConBtipatlon. Goitre, Female Disorders,
Piles, etc. write tor iniormauon.
DR. N. C HAMPTION,
Physician & Surgeon
712 Dekum Bid.. Portland, Ore.
wa iut tvtt t. PiV" tn send us
that RADIATOR for repair. Maae
HKe new ror muun mo
Expert work absolutely rmran-
aThSSTTCor Union & Hawthorne, Portland
r.ws -mumper
mice
MODERN DIOGENES IN PARIS
Students on Spree Found Him Liv
ing In Trunk Is 85 Years
of Age.
Paris. It was 2 o'clock In the morn
ing when two hilarious art students,
who had drunk more vln gris (a light
wine) than was absolutely necessary
to quench their thirst, passed by the
deserted Halles (Central Market),
where a very large trunk of what they
termed an antediluvian pattern com
AM
V
Answering Tbans Ad.srttmntU.
At Heilig Theater, Portland, Oregon
Three NiihUi Sun. Mon. Tuee.
Four Malinui Sua. Mon. Tuu. Wed.
MATINEES 1 Be to 7e. N1CHTS-1 Se to f 1 .28
VAUDEVILLE MEIRO PUOTO PLAYS
Chant Program Sunday. Thursday
Matins Daily. Twica Nihtly.
Popular Priest. Balloons Saturday Matin
YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL
Z8t Aider Street. Portland. Oregon.
rent you a room for 11.00 per day, or a room
bath for 11.50 to $2,011 per dayT
Live Wall.
at noon.
Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m.. 820 Btark St,
Sixth street opposite The Oregonian end Al
der street opposite Meir & Frank's. The Best
Eatinf place in the City. The Finest Coffee
and Pastry a Specialty.
Eggs
Pre-War Prices
NEW PERKINS HOTEL
Washington and Fifth Sts., Portland, Oregon
Room with Bath M Room with ffl Cfl n
Privilege, Dl Up Private Bath, pl.JU Ul
Luncheon 35c up. Dinner 60c up.
WITH A HAMMER AND A SAW
USE
PERFECTION
WALL BOARD
VallsThar Ml Not Crack)
SAMPLE AND INFORMATION.
"Where Home
T0 Comforts Abound"
PORTLAND, OBI.
The pleasure of your trip to Port
land will depend upon the hotel you
select Cozy surroundings, moderate
rates, and the welcome you find In
your own home town, await you at
the Multnomah.
Garage in Connection.
Rebuilt Harley-Davidson
MOTORCYCLES
o ...o.nnka on now Vrnm (( 11 n
OiUll C uaiaiuve ur r
to 1350.00, all late models, with 3-speed
and electric equipment. Easy terms if
desired. Pay while you ride. Send for
literature. Motorcycle and Supply Co.,
Harley Davidson Service Center, ZOO 3rd
St., Portland, ure., corner iayiur.
DR. G. E. WATTS
212 Oregonian Building,
PORTLAND, OREGON
SPECIALIST
Female and Rectal Troubles and
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
PORTLAND RUG CO.
Msnnfaetnrere si
VI nirtf anil R4.fl RITftH a RnwialtT
CAJIPBT CLUMNO, LATINO BlZUfQ
1672-1674 isast mm sireei
DR. E. H. EAST
PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON
Specialties! Goitres, Disease! of Women
and Maternity
Office Morgan Building Portland, Or.
DR. F. M. STUMP, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Specializing in Diseases of Kidneys and Bladder,
etc. 602-603 Morgan Bids., Portland.
Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted.
0 Repairing done by mall. Most
'Jty modern equipment Satisfaction
guaranteed.
Clark-Brower Optical Co., 112J 6th Street
FireX a Success
Every auto, truck, tractor and
home should be equipped with FlreX,
the new $2.50 Instantaneous Fire Ex
tinguisher harms nothing but FIRE.
Complete Extinguisher ready for use
mailed to any address In Oregon or
Washington on receipt of price.
Needed everywhere, any climate,
guaranteed. Agents wanted. FlreX
Company, Portland, Oregon.
manded their attention. They agreed
to carry the trunk some blocks away
to "punish the owner for his terrible
taste."
The trunk was too heavy for them,
so the boys decided to find out what
It contained. Cautiously they lifted
the cover, when a shock-headed man
Indignantly asked to be left alone and
slammed down the cover with a bang.
The students were on the point of
leaving when a policeman, attracted
by the noise, took the trunk-dweller
to the nearest station house, where
fi- Is
Two of the most homelike
hotels In Portland, located In
the heart of the shopping end
theater district. AH Oregon
Electrlo trains stop at the
Seward Hotel, the House of
Cheer, Excellent dining room
In connection, The Hotel Cor.
neliui, the Houie of Welcome,
li only two short blocks from
the Seward. Our brown buses
meet all trains. Rates 11.50
nd up.
W. C. Culbertson, Prop.
HOTEL HOYT
Sixth and Hoyt Streets
Portland, Oregon
Convenient to Both Depots
Absolutely Fireproof
Rooms 11.00 and up without Bats.
Rooms 12.00 and up with Bath.
ELBERT S. ROBE, Mgr.
AUTO REPAIR PARTS
Send for free catalog
PISTONS PISTON PINS RINGS
Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding;. Auto
sootive Machine Work and Welding.
COOK & GILL CO., INC.
11th and Burnaide Sts.
Portland, Ore. Phone: Bdwy. S281
NEW FLUFF RUGS AT HALF
COST OF NEW CARPETS.
Have your old worn out carpets and
woolen clothes made into artistic revers
ible FLUFF RUGS. Carpets and rugs re
paired, steam cleaned, hay rugs all sizes.
Buy from factory and save money. Write
tor prices.
Northwest Rug Co., 18P8ortEjro
St
Ore.
Glen Haven Rest Home
Electric and Steam Cabi
net Baths, Shower Baths,
Massage and Hydrother
apy Applied as Physician
directs.
Transient Patients treated.
lit EAST TWENTY-EIGHTH STREET
Corner of Alder
Phone East 4222 Portland, Oregon
CoroNA
The Psrsonal Writing
Machine. Weight I lbs.
Price J60.00 case Included
Fold It Up Take wits You; Typewrit Anrwtere.
E. W. PEASE, 110 SUA, Portland, Ore.
Write for folder "G"
Free Music Lessons
at your home by our expert teachers.
I .ttn rn tn nlRV Dlano Free by simply be
coming our regular customer for sheet
music Latest hits 15c and up. Send II
today for our note reader and learn to
read muslo. FREE Lessons until you
know how. Educational Music Co., Cor.
Dept., Lock Box 384, Portland, Oregon.
Eve and Eye Glasses Care
I mi in i specialty. Consultation free.
12 Satisfaction guaranteed. Dr. B.
s A. Bedynek, 608- Plttock Block.
"Watch Your Feet"
D. W. ELROD, Main 433
1115 Selling Bldg.
Specializing in relief of
FOOT TROUBLES
bennvc noun Pfl 67 mouth o
r.UT KATK MAIL OKDKK DRUGGISTS.
nionnU Pile treatment, sold under guarantee,
$5.00, no pain no operation. Chybke'a tape worm
Remover, $10. Chybke'a "Dermo Septine" for
kin eruption, eczema, $6.00. Lettera answered.
The most modern FIREPROOF GAR
AGE In PORTLAND. Storage, repair
ing, painting, washing, and polishing.
Kest room ror lauies.
EAST SIDE CENTRAL GARAGB
East Sixth and Taylor -
"A Mooerate Priced Hotel of Merit"
HOTEL CLIFFORD
Bast Morrison St, at East Sixth, the
jrnncipai Htiai oiue nuwi. w uiiuuwg uvui
Bnoppinff uiBtrict. ruur uxuvu uvim n. r.
tasc biae ouuon.
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
TTirnprt pntlnt
ry. Saving of
nearly Out
ot nign rent aia.
lilcl M E Cnr
2nd & Burnside.
MOTORCYCLES AND PARTS
AM makes. Easy terms.
EAST SIDHS MOTORCYCLE CO,
44-4B UKANU AVI!,.
PFRSONAL
me; best ana most successful -uusi
MAKER"; hundreds rich wish marriage
soon; strictly confidential; most reliable;
veara of exDerlence: desciiotlon free.
"The Successful Club," Mrs. Ball, Box
666, Oakland, oaliiornia.
Mrs. Marks, 611 Morrison St How to
read people at sight, u ests.
PLATING NICKEL AND SILVER
Headlights resllvered, $3.00 pair. o'
HrMm ti no each. Parts nickeled. Hard'
ware refinlshed. California Plating Wks.,
Cor. 3nd ana Salmon wts.
PLUMBING & PLUMBING SUPPLIES
We can supply you with any kind of
plumbing supplies at wnoieaair price.
we itjll giaaiy eiumsif cut ui ui w.
rvnie or pnuc.
STAK-DAVia CO.,
1K8-W 4th Bt, Portland
the modern Diogenes Identified hlro
self as Honore Leherte, eighty-five
years, and said the scurclty of homes
and his lack of money forced him to
Imitate the famous cynic of Corinth.
Latvia Widens Stock Laws.
.New York. The ministry for trade
and Industry of Latvia has submit-
! ted to the constituent assembly a bill
permitting the government to partlcl-
pate In stock corporations, a dispatch
i to the Latvian consulate here an
! nounced.
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT
Commsrclsl Information furnished fras
of charge. Catalogues suppllsd and com.
mtrclal Inquiries cheerfully answered.
writs any firm osiowl uo it nowi
ACCORDIAN PLEATINQ
Knlfs anflbox pleating! hemstitching,
lnc yd. buttons covered, Eastern Novelty
Mfg. Co., US' Fifth street Portland.
AGRICULTURAL IMPLKMENTS
New and Suootid hand Farm machlnerv and InV
pltnejlta.P, K, K.lnhM,U Purllaml.
ART LEATHER GOODS
Leather Legglns, Traveling Bags, Trunks,
i'oriiuno reamer j;o., jiM waMmngtun.
BOILE RVv O R rX. S N Hi fit pairing
Kast Wide Bollsr Wka, East Water A Main
BRAZINQ. WELDlNfi A CUTTING
Northwest Welding A Supply Co., SI 1st Bt
CLEANERS.'TAILORS AND" DYERS
Special attention given to tnall orders.
REGAL, TAILORS, 127 North Sixth Bt
CREAMERY
Willamette Dairy, Buyers of Mint cream
nd Eggs. We pay cash, 481 Union AT.N
Oregon Creaanery for Eggs, Cream 110lnd
CUT FLOWERS A FLORAL DESIGNS
Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison Bt
DANCING EVERY NOON A EVENING
Oriental Cafe. Chinese-American Kltchsn
Corner Broadway and Wash. PORTLAND
DEFORMITY APPLIANCES
K. i. Karlson at Co., Burnsme Bt
DRUGLESS PHYSICIAN
lor rrieumatisin and chronlo disease.
Dr. Chybke, U. P., 823 Fleldner Blag.
Duckback Waterproofing Preservatlvs
Guaranteed (or auto tops. Spring lubri
cant and gasket compound, sue Pine tit
ENGRAVED WEDDING INVITATIONS
lrwIn-Hodson, Stationers, Portland, Ore.
FARM LOANS
Devereaux Mortgage Co., $7 6th Bt
FL0WER8 FOR ANY OCCASION
Geo. Bets A Son, 7 Williams Avs.
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS
Commercial Iron Works, 7th Ik Madison.
GARAGES AND AUTO REPAIRING
Multn"omahHo"tel QarageTSd and Ahkehy.
GUARANTEED REBUILT MACHINES
Oregon Typewriter Co., D4-A ih Bt
HARD WOOD FLOORING
Elsman Hardwood Floor Co. . IIPJC Wash.
Oak-Leaf Hardwood Floor Co., 231 K.
76th St. N. Floors electric sanded.
East Side Hardwood Floor Co., Inc., 410
uj. tfurnsiue.
HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING
Susie Buckley, Power's Furniture Store.
HORSES BOUGHT AND SOLD
Montgomery Stables, Ul Front St
JOY
THE TAILOR. Suite cleaned. tUS
We pay return Postage.
104 Fourth St, Portland. Ore
MFGS. OF VULCANIZED ROOF PAINT
New roofs and repairing done, xoung
and Woods, 1103 E. Caruthers St
MFGS. OF REED FURNITURE
Buy Coast 11 hub Goods. Reed Specialty
snop, 319 Williams Ave.
MONUMENTS E. 3d ana Pin Sts.
Otto Schumann Granite ft Marble Works
NATUROPATHIC PHYSICIAN
Nervous and chronic diseases a speclal-
ty. Dr. J, VV. Batdorf, 3U4-10 Dekum Bldg
NURSERIES
Russellvllle Jursery, R. F. D. 1.
East Side Nursery, El Union Ave. N.
NURSERY STOCK
Villa Nurseries, R. No. 1, Portland,
OREGON FLUFF RUG CO.
J. H. Lehmann, Prop. 1H4 least Btars
SCHOOL OF WELDING
(Jfficla ly recoirniiied by state ana fed
eral board as The place to learn welding
all metals. Commercial School of Weld
ing, 611 East Grant, Cor. 11th, Portland.
PYORRHEA DENTISTS
Smith JLong StevensonJIO Bush Lsne Bldg.
TIRE REPAIRING AND BETHEAUINB
Used and new tires bought and sold.
A A B Tire Shop, 38a Hawthorne Ave.
TYPEWRITERS NEW OR REBUILT
Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak Street
SALVATION ARMY RESCUE HOME
Will help frelndless girls.
D. & M. car, Mayt'alr & Alexandria Sts.
SILOS AND WATER TANKS
National Tank St Pipe Co., rortlanq.
TIN6MITH8
Willamette Sheet Metal Wks.
Auto Work
Specialty. 106 N. 3rd Bt.
wanted Agents
In your locality for Cla cieets race
products. Newest out 326-7 Fleldner Bl.
Welter System of Suggestive Therapy
Dr. TjJW. Ayers, 715 Dekum Bldg.
WHOLESALE AND RET AIL'TIN WARE
Portland Tinware Mfg. Co., 47 First Bt.
ALASKA PLUMBING & HEATING CO.
Plumbing Fixtures and Supplies. Pipe
Fittings, lowest prices, mi ta. Morrison
AUTO TOPS AND CURTAINS
4th St. Repair ft Top Shop. General
overhauling, upholstering, new tops and
curtains. 4th andLincoln Sts.
E M B R O i D E R I N QANDL E ATJ NG--
AccordlatTsIde and box Pleating, Hem
stitching, Buttons Covered, Braiding, etc.
K. Stephans, 219-20-21 Plttock Block.
DRUGLESS PHYSICIAN
r?ervuTaidhTolvlcl8eas
ty. If others have fuiled give me a trial.
pAdaNScott,36 13th Street.
Chronic diseases a specialty. Dr. W. N.
Allen, 3rd andBurnsidej
ARTIFICIAL LIMBS
'"ofeVoTTArluTiclaT'
for catalog, zui jna hi., r-oriiana.
ElEanI N SAND D Y E I N G
ForreTTabie CleahlngncTDlilnirBrv
les send parcels to us. we pay return
postage. Information and prices (Ives
upon request. .
TINKR'H niTT DTB WORKS
Established 1190 Portland
Over 900 Portland Homes for Sale. See
Frank U McGulre, Ablngton Bldg.
DOORS AND WINDOWS
Wecan sell you Doors, Windows, Roof
ing, Paint Glass and Builders' Hardware,
direct at wholesale prices. Write for
prices before buying. Heacock Bash
Door Co., 213 First St, Portland.
HELP WANTED FEMALE
MrsTX. V. Scott, formerly of Federal
employment service. lurmsnes oriice wo
men and help of all kinds. 329 Henry Bldg,
phone Broadway 4037.
HORSES, MULES BOUGHT, SOLD
We have a consignment of three car
loads of the best horses that have been
shiDDed to this market In many a day.
Come and give ub the once over. We
have the goods and guarantee all stock as
represented. Crown Stables, Inc., 2S6
Front St., Portland. Phil Suetter, Pres.
U. S. STABLES, 365 Union Ave. Draft
horBes bought and sold.
C. L. Chappell, 222 Union Ave. South.
I. EARN MULTIGHAPHING
'iieCallan School, only
recognizee
school on the coast. Experienced opera
tors always In demand. 405 Artisans Blag.
Iron or Woodworking Machinery, Logging,
Sawmill. Contractors' Equipment, loco-
motlTss, Boilers, Knglnss, Crushers, Ball,
Cable, Belting, etc. burke Machinery Co.,
62S Railway Exchange Bldg., Portland, or
MAKE SOAP AT HOME
"rTlVfTreTnTrmatTorraTiou"
ormu-
las and equipment.
Large profits. Easily
made. f. u,
Ilowman, n Aiuina Ave.
DYING PLANTS.
Careful observation has shown that
some plants pass through a death
spasm at the Instant when they cease
to live. A delicate apparatus has been
devised which enables anyone inter
ested to watch this moment. All sorts
of Dlants have been observed. It Is
found thnt the petals of a marigold
constantly move up and down at the
moment It dies. Some of the large
garden daisies fold up their petals,
while others curl them downward.
Boys' Life.
HARDING CASTS OUT
LEAGME1T
President Proclaims Rejection
of Versailles League.
EARLY PEACE URGED
America Will Have No Part In Super.
Power Government Message
Given to World.
Washington, D. C Final rejoctlon
of the Versailles league of nations by
the American government was pro
claimed to the world Tuesday by Presi
dent Harding In a solemn pronounce
ment ot the foreign policies of his
administration.
Speaking before the new congress,
the president declared acceptance of
the league would be nothing short
of a betrayal of the mandate of the
November elections. Instead, lie ask
ed a congressional declaration ot peace
and for reaffirmation ot those portions
of the Versailles treaty which protect
American rights and Interests in the
war settlement.
"In the existing league of nations,
world-governing with Its superpowers,
this republic will have no part," he
said, "It Is only fair to say to the
world in general and to our associates
In war In particular that the league
covenant can have no sanction by us."
A tremendous demonstration fol
lowed this declaration, republican sen
ators and representatives leading,
while most of their democratic col
leagues sat silent After weighing the
wordB of the president, the senate Ir
reconcilables were claiming complete
victory, predicting that even the por
tions of the treaty indorsed by Mr.
Harding never would receive senate
approval.
In his recommendations for domestic
legislation, the president gave greatest
attention to tariff and tax revision and
to the railway situation, though he
Indorsed lesser measures which con
gressional leaders declared might pro
long the Bpecial session until the snow
flies. He also declared his faith In a
maintained merchant marine and in
the principle of armament reduction
without asking for legislation.
An emergency tariff was placed at
the head of the requests, and within
an hour after he had finished the
house ways, and means committee
agreed to reach the emergency meas
ure vetoed by President Wilson. For
the permanent tariff bill Mr. Harding
made no specific suggestions except
that It follow the principle of protec
tion.
Similarly he refrained from detailed
recommendations on taxation, content
ing himself with a discussion of the
situation with a reminder that his
party pledged itself to repeal the ex
cess profits tax. He also recalled the
promise to organize a separate govern
ment department of public welfare.
Declaring rates and operating ex
penses ot the railroads must be low
ered, Mr. Harding asked that congress
investigate the transportation problem
He recommended co-ordination of all
government agencies dealing with
former service men, strengthening of
the federal laws affecting highway con
struction and maintenance, enactment
of budget legislation and a con
gressional inquiry Into lynching and
race relations.
British Miners Reject Proffers
London. The conference of the
mine owners, mine workers and gov
ernment officials Tuesday failed to
reach a settlement In the miners'
strike, miners refusing to accept the
premier's proposals for a national set
tlement of wages without a national
pool of profits which Mr. Lloyd George
declared impracticable.
- Transport workers and railwaymen,
however, suspended their strike no
tices, which would have expired at
midnight.
The only government proposal which
the miners would consider was one
in which the government offered after
the wage question had been settled,
to give temporary assistance to miti
gate the rapid reduction ot wages; the
others they brushed aside.
Police Use Radiophone.
Chicago. Wireless telephones will
be used by the Chicago police in their
war on crime. A $12,000 plant Is being
installed for communclation with rifle
squads, fireboata, fire engine houses.
police stations and patrol wagons. At
first the terminals will have only re
ceiving apparatus. William G. Keith,
said that he hoped "ultimately to have
every policeman equipped with receiv
ing apparatus, which weighs only
few ounces."
A PRETTY FACE 1m tliti rcsule
7 . ottUby
Ta physical con-
clition. "Beauty
is but skin dfi'p"
yet it givitlly de
ponds on a clear
'ivUUIiiijii-.mwii, uuu
VjJfrom wrinkles find
E-Ti. ii i i a
iioiiow cni'PKB'
Health always
brines wealth of
beauty. A healthy state of tho
system comes with Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. It's a
medicine prepared for woman's
silments for those derangements
and weaknesses which make wo
man's life miserable. Get it at the
drug store or send 10c to Dr.
Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo,
N.Y., for trial package.
MEAT AND PRODUCE BOUGHT
Were Installed assuring protec
tion to shippers of dressed hugs, putter,
eggs, etc. Try us. Brown ft Co., 310 Hoyt.
2 J MARVEL SOAP
And Powdered Sohp at your grocer's, Ask
for sample.
MAllF, IN OREGON. 1 J
Mnrvel fioup, 343 Russell St., Portland.
WWA-fiVlEA.TjTVPX)Cb"R'
We help the appearancs of womea.
Twenty-two Inch switch or tnuuforma
tlon, value $7.00, price $2.46.
400 to 412 DaKum Blflg.
TEACHERS OF TRUTH"
end5cents andieTNaluTeaaenveT
ope to the Guges, 4n$ Fleldner Bldg., re
garding Jiealth, Happiness and Bucceas.
umbrellVrepairing
"IteTovinrylTri ngoiTlpTunjrUynH
mailed back. Samples on application.
The Surety Shop, 360V4 Alder, Portland.
r.-. ;-v '
WANTED FIR PITCH"
Ws buy Fir Pitch In any quantity.
Highest market price. Payment on de
livery. Write for schedule of prices on
Ditch and eautpment Northwestern Tur-
Pentlne CVi,. Kant Ninth Wt.. Portland,
Sugar Gives Off Sparks.
A queer phenomenon has recently
come to the notice of Washington sci
entists. Disks of loaf sugar mounted
on a rapidly rotating lathe while a
hammer beat lightly against them
were seen to give off a continuous
light that has not been satisfactorily
explained. ,i
World's Smallest Coin.
The coin ot the least value ever Is
sued is the "mite," bo called, such as
the widow of the Bible contributed to
the poor. Its shape was hexagonal,
and Its value about one-fiftieth of a
cent. It would take five thousand
mites to make one dollar. ,
Cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin
When red, rough and Itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment, Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent-'
ed dusting powder, Cuticura Talcum, '
one of the indispensable Cuticura
Toilet Trio. Adv. j
When Coal Was Not Burned. I
Queen Elizabeth, broad-minded In
many things, believed coal burning
was bad for health, and whenever the
country gentlemen came to London
to parliament, no one in the city was
permitted to light a coal fire. I
Proposing Made Easy. j
In Slam a declaration of marriage Is
very simple. It Is considered a pro
posal merely to offer a lady a flower,
or to take a light from a cigaret if she
is holding It In her mouth, so that even
the most timid youths need not foar
the ordeal.
Powerful Sermon.
A penurious north side man was
so affected by a charity sermon the
other Sunday that he borrowed a dol
lar from a neighbor and put It In hie
own pocket. Chicago News.
Effect oT Habit on Some People.
A WeBt Dallas widow says that the
only reason why she would ever take
another husband is because it is so
hard to stop marrying when once be
gun. Dallas News.
Lightning Likes Loamy Soil,
Lightning strikes loamy soil most
frequently, according to recent inves
tigations. Then, in diminishing order,1
sandy soil, clay, and chalk. In fact
loamy soil Is struck twenty-two times
as often as chalk.
Would Maintain His Principle.
"Look here, my friends," said the
soap box orator, "I am standing here
to maintain the great principle of free
speech, and if any man interrupts me
I'll give him one on the nose." Bos
ton Transcript.
To dream of a flood where houses
and people are carried away foretells
great disaster, loss in business and
mental weakness, unless you swim out
of the flood, when It signifies power
and wealth.
jse Murine often.': Safe for Infant or Adult
At all Druggists. Write for Free Eye Book
Marine Eye Kenedy Company. Cblciao. U.S.
Are You Satisfied?
BF.HNKE-WALKER
BUSINESS COLLEGE
Is the biggest, most perfectly equipped
Business Training School In the North
west. Fit yourself for a higher position
with more money. Permanent positions
assured our uraauaies.
Write for catalog Fourth and Yamhill,
Portland.
P. N. U.
No. 17, 1921
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