PImm Mentioa TfaU Paper Win If you Must Bell BONDS bonds sell to us. or VICTORY bonds at tne iNew York GOVERNMENT Write (or descriptive circular! and booklets. MORRIS BROTHERS, Inc., Morrii BuiUim. 309-11 Stark Street PORTLAND, OREGON '&g Did you "Ask the Man Who Owns One" The iHOUtKcumi'Mcuit' CYLINDER GRINDING Motor Hotel Alder DO ' Will with m Ship Your Cream to MUTUAL CREAMERY CO. PORTLAND Accurate Tests Highest Prices BAB'S RESTAURANT Page & Son Portland, Oregon i L Cafeteria SUNSET CREAMERY CO T. S. TOWNSEND, Pres. & Mgr. 281-83 First Street. LIBERTY BONDS and UNLISTED STOCKS ON ANY MARKET Offering young men the opportunity to train themselves for the big oppor tunities of Aviation. EX-SERVICE MEN OFFERED SPECIAL TERMS This, the only Company In the Northwest with facilities to give real avia tion training. Our course also furnished to Adcox Auto & Aviation School, the largest Automobile and Aviation School in the Northwest. This course under direction of the man who Inaugurated the Aviation Instructors School at Lake Charles, La., for the U. S. Army. Write for information to Oregon, Washington & Idaho Airplane Company, PORTLAND, ORECON. P. O. Box 1183. The Story of a and a Weak Thanksgiving was Celebrated Once more With the Usual amount Of Thankfulness Holiday Spirit And big Feeds Which reminds Me The Cocktails Brought Memories Of the Past Pleasant Memories I'll say The Combination Salad was made . Just so it would Urge you on ..... The Turkey Was simply wondefful.... And the Cranberry Sauce Was fit for A King The Celery, too Gave aid to Appetite And helped Things speed along To devour Ye Good Auld -.. Plum Pudding .... With Trimmings And Hard Sauce .. wm ::::: IB trM J i v,. M';: H .y-v ,r. I itV'k'i i I i ! fe'l: 3 b I Cairo-Kuln Co. ? 1 tiUi-i, 'fx. B .1 DISTRIBUTORS SEATTLE DISTRIBUTING CO. Seattle, Wash. CLARK E WOODWARD DRUG CO, Portland, Or. BLUMAUER-FRANK DRUG CO. Portland, Or. CELRO-KOLA CO. Portland, Or, Hope Deferred. There Is In despair sometimes an en ergetic force which Is quite as avail able as the stimulus which hope gives, and Alden Holcroft amid the ruins of his fancies was by no means dfspoBcd to sit down In a listless acquiescence In the Inevitable. He had deluded him self with the notion that he had but to build a nest and the bird would fly to It, when he found his bird was a bird of paradlse, that made its nest In the clouds, if anywhere. Horace Scuddcr. Antwerin Thmc Advertisementa. your LibUKTY. or VIUTOKY If you can buy more LIBERTY buy from us. We buy and sell market AND MUNICIPAL BONDS ever consider that Buying Best IS the Safest Policy At Heilig Theater, Portland, Oregon Three Nighti: Sun. Mon, Tuei. Four Matinee.: Sun. Mon. Tuea. Wed. MATINEES-ISc to 75c. NIGHTS-15c to $1.25 FRED DUNDEE Car Repairing & Machine Works Portland, Oregon. HOD KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL 285 Alder Street. Portland, Oregon. rent you a room for $1.00 per day, or a room bath for $1.60 to $2.00 per day? Correct Weights A good place to Eat and Live Well. Remarkable 50c luncheon at noon. Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m., 826 Stark St. Write us for prices and market conditions on Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc Forty Years In the Same Location. Sixth street opposite The Oregonian and Al der street opposite Meir & Frank's. The Best Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee and Pastry a Specialty. Cream (shipped DIRECT to us gets HIGHEST POSSIBLE price But if sold to a CREAM STATION, a part of your profit goes toward paying station expense. HERRIN & RHODES, Inc. Railway Exchange Builning. School of AERONAUTICS Heavy Meal Stomach Then to put The Climax On every thing Concerned We ate pies Of every name Until our Stomachs churned . At three A. M The following morn Just after Thanksgiving Day .. I was gripped With so much . . Pain that my - Reason almost Went astray Just then I recalled What a Friend Once said . To enjoy perfect Health One must keep Their System right And take a Dose Of BARK ROOT TONIC. On retiring at night BARK ROOT TONIC As advertised .Before May be had .. ..At any time . At your ..Favorite ..Drug Storo , SPOKANE DRUG CO. Spokane, Wash. FOSHAY A MASON Albany, Or. DAN FRY Salem, Or. UNDERWOOD PHARMACY Klamath Fairs, Or. The Jury's Difficulty. "Gentlemen of the Jury," said a judge as he concluded his charge, "if the evidence shows In your minds that pneumonia, even Indirectly, was the cause of the man's death, the prisoner cannot be convicted." An hour later a messenger came from the jury room. "The gentlemen of the Jury, your lord ship," he said, "desire Information." "On what point of evidence?" "None, your lordship; tbejr want to know how to spell pneumonia." DO YOUR OWN PLASTERING WITH A HAMMER AND A SAW kwA JJr YY r iiiiiiniirir Where Your Money Has Its Pre-War Value NEW PERKINS HOTEL Washington and Fifth" Sts., Portland, Oregon Room with Bath Privilege, $1.00 up. Room with Private Bath, $1.50 up. 17T nWDC TONSETH FLORAL CO. P UKJ WE IV O Tie House of Flowers FOR ALL OCCASIONS Phomi Main 5102 287 Washington St.. DES rn BISSINGER & CO., 148 Ore.; Wool Pullery Sellwood Sta.. paid at all times. Be sure to hear the New Brunswick, positively the most Wonderful Phonograph made. Plays all records. Prices, $125 to $750 Send for Catalogue and our easy terms. HYATT TALKING MACHINE CO., 350 Alder St., Portland, Ore. "Where Home Comforts Abound" PORTLAND, ORB. . The pleasure of your trip to Port land will depend upon the hotel you select Cozy surroundings, moderate rates, and the welcome you find in your own home town, await you at the Multnomah. Garage In Connection. SWOLLEN (Yaricose)YEINS Are painful and often dangerous. Our Hand -woven -to -fit Elastic Stockings, Belts and Bandagea always give relief. Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Years Satisfaction or Money Back. Sendlfor Book and Measure Blank Today. WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. Portland. 1 Woodlark Building Alder at West Park PORTLAND RUG CO. Manttfrwtarftrt t FLUFF and RAG RUGS awSDialty CABPKT" I' lk an ino, "laying SIZING 1672-1674 East 17th Street HOTEL RAMAPO 14th and Washington Portland, Oregon In the heart of the shopping and theatrical district Rates 1 to SS. Geo. It Tremblay, Mgr NEW PALACE HOTEL anllef5' $1 EntJ Up Ke"! Portland, Oregon. DR. E. H. EAST PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON Specialties: Goitres, Diseases of Women and Maternity Office Morgan Building Portland, Ore. Chinese Medicine Co. SOY GEE, Pi op. Root and Herb Remedies 13J First Street Established Twenty Years In Portlsnd, Oregon C. GEE WOS' ROOT AND HERB REMEDIES Give Wonderful Results. 162'4Firt Street Portland. Ore Thick Coal Bed. The brown coal beds of Victoria are said to be the thickest In the world. At Morwell 780 feet of coal has been passed through In a bore of 1,010 feet. The four principal areas of occurrence cover approximately 1,200 square miles of an average thickness of GO feet The depth of (he coal seams below the Burface varies from 60 to D00 feet, the aver age being near to the first figure. Exchange. USE PERFECTION i i Ann k fc- UWiniv PlastcrValfslhar Vill Not Crack ASK FOR SAMPLE AND INFORMATION. Portland, Oregon Wool, Pelts, Tallow. Wool Pullert - 164 North 18th St., P. O. box 4378 Portland, Portland, Ship ub your goods; tngneat prices Keep the Northwest (Prosperous by using Northwestern Made Goods. ZAN BROS., Inc. RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING DEVICES. "Every thing for the Office" H OAK STRUTS PONTLANO. CoroNA The Personal Writing Machine. Weight lbs Price J60.00 case Included Fold ll Up Tube with You; Typewrite Anywhere. E. W. PEASE, 110 Sixth, Portland, Ore. Write for folder "G", HOTEL HOYT "Sixth and Hoyt Streets Portland, Oregon Convenient to Both Depots Absolutely Fireproof Rooms 11.00 and up without Bath. Rooms 12.00 and up with Bath. ELBERT S. ROBE, Mgr. We Make Fluff Rugs From Your Old Carpets Rag Rugs, all sizes. Mall orders prompt. Rugs and parpets steam and dry cleaned. Phone or write for price list Have solic itor's commission. Northwest Rug Co. 188 E. Eighth St East 9CS0 RAINIER HOTEL 128 N. 6th St., Portland, Ore. Very Centrally Located. Convenient to all depots, and one block from main pastolfice. Medium priced Among the best Ladies' Friend Electric $5.50 each Irons - ' Electrical Supplies. GRAND ELECTRICAL CO., PORTLAND, OR "A Moderate Priced Hotel of Merit" HOTEL iCLIFFORD Enst Morrison St.. at Eaat Sixth, the Principal Kast Bide Hotel. 6 minutes from Hnopping District tout blocks from a. r Kant Side Station. SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR We help the appearance of women. Twenty-two Inch switch "or transforms tlon, value 17. HO, price 2.45. 400 to 412 Dekum Bldg. WELDING A BRAZING "TerrersorTTieptit Weldlnghop? Itepalr mg or Hollers and farming implements. i uuiumma m., l-none miiiumii 55144 Ink Spots. Fresh Ink spots may bo removed by soaking In milk. Old ink stains that have dried may be taken out by wash ing in hot lard. Wash just as one would with water, wash again and again, finally washing out lard with soapy water. , To Measure Molasses. Grease the measuring cup before measuring molasses or syrup and the Ingredients will not stick to the sides of the cup. Thus there will be no waste. Rather, Profit by Them. We should not dwell too deeply on the past full of mistakes, regrets, and might-have-beens. By so doing the mind grows limp and discouraged, Exchange. Mi' . INFORMATION DEPARTMENT Commercial Information furnished free of charge. Cataloguea supplied and com mercial inquiries cheerfully answered. Write any firm below! Do It nowl ART LEATHER GOODS Leather Lefts ins. Traveling Bags, Trunks, Portland LeatherCo.,226 Washington. ARTIFICIAL TEETH SPECIALIST Dr. E. C. Rossman, 867 Journal Bldg. AUTOMATIC SEALING VAULT Address C.W.Goodsman, Linnton, BOILER WORKS New Repairing- Or. East Side Boiler Wks, East Water & Main BRAZING, WELDING 4 CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co., 38 1st 9t BUTTER FAT BOUGHT Fernwood Dairy pays cash for butterfat. CREAMERY Willamette Dairy, Buyers) of Milk, Cream ana Kggs. we pay casn, 483 union Av.N Oregon Creamery for Eggs, Cream 130 2nd CUT FLOWERS A FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros., Florists, 287Morrlson 8L DANCING EVERY NOON & EVENING Oriental Cafe, Chinese-American Kitchen Corner Broadway and Wash. PORTLAND DEFORMITY APPLIANCES K. E. Karlson & Co., 452 Burnslde St. ENGRAVED WEDDING INVITATIONS Irwin-Hodson, Stationers, Portland, Ore. FARM LOANS Devereaux Mortgage Co., 87 6th St FLOWERS FOR ANY OCCASION Geo. Beta A Son, (97 Williams Ave. ' FOUNDRY AND "MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th & Madison. FOREIGN ESTATES. INHERITANCES, BUNUS AINU WLLbLI IUN3 Trans-Atlantic Estates and Credit Co. 219 Chamber of Com. Blg Portland, Or. GARAGES AND "AUTO "REPAIRING M. & P. GarageTSl'St ahdWashlngton Sts Multnomah Hotel Garage, 2d and Ankeny. Commercial Garage, E. 11th and Burnside GUARANTEED REBUILT TYPEWRITERS Oregon Typewriter Co., 94-A 6th St HARD WOOD FLOORING Elsman Hardwood Floor Co. 889 E Wash. Oak-Leaf "Hardwood" Floor" Co.723i B. 7tith St., N. East Side Hardwood Floor Co., Ino., 410 E. Burnslde. HAVE YOUR EYES EXAMINED AJ3. Hurwlta, Optometrist, 225 First St Hemstitching, Buttons Covered, Plaiting B. P. Sanborn, 242 Alder St. HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE Portland, Oregon .Enter now. Poaitioa when competent Catalogue free. JOY THE TAILOR. Suits cleaned, S1.25 We pay return Postage. 104 Fourth St., Portland, Ore MANF. OF AGATE JEWELRY J. A. Lakin.wholesale.retall. 102 Grand Ay MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts. Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Works NU RSERIES Russellville Nursery, R. P. D. 1. Benedict Nursery Co., 186 B. 87th N. NURSERY STOCK Villa Nurseries, It No. 1, Portland. PRODUCE BOUGHT Peerless Produce Co., 175Front St. Ship us your Hogs, Veal, Poultry, Eggs, Hides. K-K Produce Co., 209 Wash St OREGON FLUFF RUG CO. J. H. Lehmann, Prop, 1984 East Stark PYORRHEA DENTISTS Smith Long Service, 810 Bush & Lane Bl REALTORS Interstate Land Co., 248 Stark St SAFES FIRE AND BURGLAR Norris Safe & Lock Co.t 106 2nd St SHKKT MKT At & HKTlNNlNti WOKKS Union Avenue Metal Works, 411 Union Ave. ARTIFICIAL LIMBS '"tjregtui'CnindaTli for Catalog, zui zna ai., ortiana. ACCORDIAN PLEATING Knife aridbox pleating, hemstitching, 10c yd. Buttons covered. Eastern Novelty Mfg. Co., 86 ft Fifth street, Portland BRAMVjGj&JWELDING WORKS VVTIieTryTiu'TrweldTng' you the business. Portland Brazing & Machine Works, 3rd and Ollsan. DENTISTRY PAINLESS AT)soTJKfyT)ei7o7rm!dl method witnoul alter enecis. Liei us firove it to you. We make X-ray exam nations and specialize In flrst-cluss dent- iHtry at reasonable lees, or. A. w. Keene, Dr. E. W. Prehn. Majestic Theatre Bldg.. 361V4Washlngton St., Portland, Oregon. DIAMONDS & JEWELRY BOUGHT All kinds diamonds and jewelry bought; name your price. Repairing a specialty. Reiner Jewelry Co., 86 N. Sixth. C L EANJN G AN D DYEING TFor reliable Cleanlng andSylulIgserv Ice send parcels to us. We pay return poHtage. lniormation ana prices given upon request. ENKB'B CITT DYE WORKS Established 1890 Portland DOORS AND WINDOWS We can sell yuu DoorB, "windo wbTRou?- lng, Paint, Oiuss and Builders' Hardware. direct at wholesale prices. Write for prices before buying. Heacock Sash at Door Co., 212 First St., Portland. HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING Accoidiun and Box Pleating. Button and Pleating Shop, 6H9 Royal Bldg. EMBROIDERING AND PLEATING Accordion, Side and Sunburst Pleating, Hemstitching, liuttons Covered, llraullug, Chain Stitching, Buttonholes. K. Stephan, llUOCK UIOCK. HIDES." WOOLS 4 CASCARA BARK e liny htuliest niTcea Utile us fur quotation. Knhn Bros., 106 Front St. LARGEST HOMESELLER ON PACIFIC Over IfOO Portland Homes for Htiie. See t rnnk L. McUulre, Ablngton Bldg. MACHINERY Smh1 us your Inquiries for auythinir Id iron or vvoouworKtng ainriunery, Logglug, Sawmill, Contractors' Kuulpinent, Loco motives, Rollers, Kuglnea, Crusliera, itnll, Mime, ticiting, etc. nurae Machinery Lo., ri'JS Railway Kxchnng lllilg,, Portluud, Or, PERSONAL M'ARRY IF jLNBlTYTTTesulTBTTrs me; best and most successful "HOME MAKER": hundreds rich wish marriage soon strictly contifieniiat; most reliable years of experience; deacrlptlon free. "The Successful Club," Mrs. Ball, Box bfiii, Oakland, California. PAINTS AND WALL PAPER Write ua for nrlceB. Pioneer Paint Co.. ino nisi cu., i-oruana. PLATING NICKEL AND SILVER Fieai 1 1 fgiitaTreil I v WeSrT tidii ' puJrTTfpot lignts ii.:u eacn. I'arta nicKelea. Hard ware rennlshed. California Plating wks.. yor. ann ana miimon rw. PLUMBING PLUMBINGSUPPLTE8 We rnn supply you with nnv kind of piuniijing supplies nt wholesale prices. we win giiuiiy estimate cost or any lob vvnie lor prices. STA UK-DAVIS CO., 1S8-1DU 4th Ht., Portland W A NT E O F I RP I TC H We buy Hr Pitch In any quantity Highest market price. Payment on de livery. Write for schedule of prices on pucn ann equipment, ."Mnrtnwestern Tur pentine Co., IHH Knst Ninth Ht, Portland, Couldn't Be Supposed to Know. I helped my little niece on hnr tri cycle over a crossing by taking hold of the front part of the trlcyclo and lifting it onto the 'Sidewalk, writes correspondent. She explained that that was not the right way to do It I should have pulled hor tip by the handle, and then, with a sweet desire to find an excuso for my Ignorance, she quickly added: "Hut, of course, you wouldn't know how, because you are not the mother of a child." a , ujua a 13 level and her judg ment good when she puts her faith in Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Pre scription. There is no ibeauty without good health. Nobody expects to become really beautiful lrom the use of com plexion beautifiers. a Bright eyes, clear skin, and rosy cheeks, follow the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. jWhen sufferino; from nervous ness, dizziness, faintness, this temperance medicine will benefit, Many Have Had Spanish Settlers. Off the coast ot Queensland, Aus tralia, are the New Hebrides Islands, which some scientists believe were once occupied by the Spanish, for a little way from St Pllip's bay evi dences of such occupation have been dug into from time to time, along with certain other ruins, which from the little examination they have had indi cate an even more remote occupancy. What "Cenotaph" Means. Several readers have written asking the meaning of "cenotaph." The word is derived from the Greek words "kenos," meaning "empty," and "ta phos," meaning "tomb." In other words, a cenotaph is a sepulchral monument erected in honor of a per son whose body lies elsewhere. London Tit-Bits. Burning Cork Pungent and Spicy. To remove the odor of burned food and to sweeten the air ot a room gen erally, put a piece of ordinary, cork on a hot stove lid or other Iron plate and let it smolder and turn black. It will give off a fresh and fragrant odor which will overcome any other odor present. The Interest' in an Etching. The art of etching has no mechani cal attractiveness. If an etching has no meaning It can Interest nobody; if Its significant lines are accompanied by ! many , insignificant ones, their value is neutralized. Philip Gilbert Hamerton. , Cutlcura Soothes Baby Rashes. That Itch and burn with hot baths of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle anointings of Cuticura Ointment. Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe cially If a little of the fragrant Cuti cura Talcum is dusted on at the fin ish, 25c each everywhere. Adv. Orris Found In Only Two Zones Orris root, which is used as a basis of many perfumes, is obtained only around Florence and In the neighbor hood ot Verona. Chinese Law. In China it a younger son should comlt a crime the older son Is likely to be taken into custody and made to pay the penalty for the offense. Wonderful Wisdom. "I hear that the authorities took Mrs. do Walletto's child away from her." "Fact. They said she had too much money to rulse it properly." Life. New Ferrule for Crutches. A new ferrule for crutches, wood en legs, or canes Is tipped with rub ber and contains a colled spring In side ot tubing bo It revolves as well as being resilient. Giant Grasshoppers. Grasshoppers In South America are the largest known. In that country they attain to a length of five Inches, and their wings spread out ten Inches. Kerosene Lamp Hint. If your lamps do not burn bright ly drop a small piece ot camphor In to the oil and It will help greatly. Digger and Filler. A now trench-digging machine ex cavates In front of It and fills In be hind as it proceeds along its tracks. Prolific Egg Producer. An oyster produces 400,000 eggs an nually, but of these only 400 or less reach maturity. Jud Tunklns J ml Tunklns says some men call It "quitting work" when they are only beginning a new kind of a lonf. Let Cuticura Be Your Beauty Doctor Saap 25c, Oiatneat 25 lad 50c, Talcua 25c. Ar Ynn RilUfiprl? Bf.hnke-wai kfr Are 1 011 naiisiica: business collece Is the biggest most perfectly equipped Huslaesa Training School In the Nona, went Fit yotiralf for a higher poeltlos with mora money. Permansnt position aannred our draduatea. Write for catalog Fourth snd Yamhill, Portland P. N. U. No. 49, 1920