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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (June 4, 1920)
i sMM Qm.m Mil ft"""- -TIlfllllMiMnMMmMEBMMBMBBMHWWr1 Pleaas Mention Tills Papm When Anawarlnt Thou AdrtlMHiiu. If you Must sell your LIBEKTV or VICTOKY bonus null to ub. If you can buy more LIBERTY or VICTOKY bondB buy from ub. We buy end sell at the New York market GOVERNMENT AND MUNICIPAL BONDS Write for descriptive circular! ind booklets. BONDS MORRIS BROTHERS, Inc., Morris Building. 309 11 Stark Street PORTLAND. ORECON CYLINDER GRINDING FRED DUNDEE Motor Car Repairing & Machine Works Portland, Oregon. Hotel Alder Roomi 11 per day and up. Special monthly rates. Out-of-town Till tori made to feel at home. Boatbern Pacifie electrie train depot In aame building. J, W. BUBHONQ, Manager. W t Alder St. cor. Ith - PORTLAND, ORB FOR ALL MAKES OF CARS. A. J. WINTERS CO. DISTRIBUTORS. 66-67 Sixth St., Portland. Ship Your Cream to MUTUAL CREAMERY CO. Highest Prices PORTLAND Accurate Tests Correct Weights am... a. an svl V A linBVll I B THB BESrA IN VAUDEVILLE HEILIG THEATER Sunday, Monday, Tuesday Nights Sun. Mod. Tuea. Wed. Afternoon Show Wed. Nlsht Occasionally. Nku, 15c k $1.00-, KukM. 15c .75c i?r nun?DQ tonseth floral co. rLtU VVEfJX O The House of Rowers FOR ALL OCCASIONS Phones Main 5102 287 Washington St.. Portland, Oregon Keep the Northwest Prosperous by using Northwestern Made Goods. ZAN BROS., Inc. THE When in Portland try this RESTAURANT PEPPER Good Service Moderate Prices. BOX Right Down Tom. 108 Fifth Sl Neil to New Pearltin Hotel rft BISSINCER & CO., Wool, Pelts, Tallow. Wool Pullers Largest dealers on the Coast. 148-164 North 13th St., P. 0. box 4378 Portland, Ore Wool Pullery Sellwood Sta.. Portland. Ship us your goods; highest prices paid at all timeB. DES Homemrde Specials, $1.00 per lb. Ml Hood Chocolates, $1, 2, 3 4V 5, box. Oregon Chocolates, $2.00 per pound. THE HAZELWOOD CONFECTIONER & RESTAURANT 388 Washington Street, Portland, Oregon. Hazelwood Candy By Parcel Post, Prepaid. f Write ub for prices and market conditions on l QL OOll Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc Portland. Oregon Forty Years In the Same Location. Astoria Business College A SELECT SCHOOL Imparts a broad, usable business training, throwing open wide the doors to worth while positions. Profit by Astoria's Inevitable Im mediate expansion and multiplying oppor tunities. Our graduates never need to look for Jobs. Be one of them. Start now. Cata logue on request. Astoria, Ore. Why Waste Your Time working on a job where the pay will never be more than it is now? Why not work far us where there is a chance for advancement and higher wages and in the end you have a trade that will secure you good money in almost any State in the Union. . We pay from 54c an hour on up in the tmierent departments and the work is all steady the year around. Our Company Club Hotel keeps you at a minimum cost and affords you all the comforts of home. Apply at either of our mills with this clipping and you will be given work. Crown Willamette Paper Co., West Linn, Oregon and Camas, Washington. "Where Home Comforts Abound", PORTLAND, ORB. The pleasure of your trip to Port land will depend upon the hotel you elect Cosy surroundings, moderate rates, and the welcome you find In your own home towa, await you at Ue Multnomah. Garage In Connection. INFORMATION DEPARTMENT Commercial Information furnished free of charge. Catalogues supplied and oom merclal Inquiries cheerfully answered. Writs any firm bslowl Do It nowl Ground Gripper Shoes are made and carried in stock tor men, women and children, and can be fit by mafl. SEND FOR LITERATURE GROUND GRIPPER SHOE SI ORES M1V4 Wash, Street. Portland. Oregon,. 7M Bt Salens Are., Tacoma. Waahinatoa ART LEATHER GOODS Leather LeitKliis, Traveling Bug", Trunks, Curtrldgu Helta. Poitliuid Luulher Co., tli Washington. ARTIFICIAL TtKfM SPECIALISf Dr. K. C, Hosaman, 101 Journal Bldg. BOILER WORKS New Repairing. East Hide Holler Wka, Kust Water & Main BRAZING. WELDING. CUTTING Northwest Welding & Bupply Co, 88 1st Bt CREAMERY Wllluinette Dulry, Buyers of Milk, Cream mid Eggs. We pay cash, 4a union av. Vast Coal and Iron Resoursei in NEW SOUTH WALES New South Wale lms large dnpos- im of iron ore (53,000,000 totis await ing treatment) In clone proximity to vast boils uf a superior coal. Both HIDggjJIOLa quotation. Kuhn Uros., 10ft Front Bt. MACHINERY " ' ' 'J ' rleiiJ u "your"7T7u1TTesTaTiyt Iron or Woodworking Machinery, Logging, Him mill, Contractors' Equipment, Loco motives, Hollers, Kuglrtea, Crushers, llnll, Cable, Belting, etc. Ilurke Machinery Co., 628 Hallway Exchange Hlclg,, Portland, Or NATUROPATH " H'rTun7 wT'CrCOT classes of duposlts are being worked Fenmie i)iseaaea-704-e Dekum Bldg. more extensively each year. In 1917 Jac the coal mined amounted to 8,292,807 Oregon 'Creamery for Eggs, Cream 130 2nd DENTiST, LATH U. 8. NAVY" Dr. P. O. Brownout! Stevens JllPortland DENTIST " " B. li. Wright, 808 Raleigh Bldg.( 6 ft Wn. ELECTRIC ADVERTI8INQ IQN8 UnlonJIgn Co.,7 West Park at Oak. ENGRAVE DW EDDING INVITATIONS Irwln-Hodaon, Btatloners, Portland, Ore. FARM XlQH TIN Q PLANT Lalley Light, 88 1st HL PORTLAND Electro Medicated INHAL ATORIUM A Special Treatment for Tuberculosis, Hay Kever, Asthma, Catarrh and all Throat and Lung Conditions. This treat ment has been thoroughly tented, and proven beneficial In practically every case. Itlieumutlsm and Goiter successfully treated. N. C. HAMPTON, Physician and Surgeon. 712-21 Dekum lildg. Medical Director Office hours 9 a. m. to 8 p. m. Sunday by appointment. FLOWERS FORANY OCCA8ION Geo. Bets & Bon, 897 Williams Ave. FURNACES." CORNICE aV ROOFING Orund Sheet Metal Works, 86 Grand Av. AVE YOUR EYES EXAMINED E. Hurwlts, Optometrist, no first pi. EMSTITCHING, 8 CENTS 11a M. Stevens, 606 Kalelgh Bids;. emstltchlng, Buttons Covered, Plaiting LJ, sunuorn, 242 iuuer di. ILLINERY ai PARCLEY CORSET ones Millinery, U rand Ave. the trade. Mull orders prompt. 610 Rat- elgn llulldlng, Portland, Ore. PAINTSANDWALL PAPER NfrltiTua for piTces. i'luiieefFaTnt "Co., 1 f irst Ht., fortiana. PLATING NICKEL AND 8ILVER Write today for prices we pay return pontage on small parcels, (jaurornis. ruli ng works, an nq m fortianu. PERSONAL MAHKY IF LONELY I for results, try me; beat and moat successful "HOME MAKKIt"; hundreds rich wish marrlags soon; strictly confidential; most reliable; year, m eiperieme, wr .. noe. thrnh H.a Af.lrtM. whr The oucceasrui ciud," airs, tsmi, uoi " .-B ... 68, Oakland, California. 1 ilufi rwn rRnnvui.sn rcwrn I x. ..11.. . ... . v. ..u , ,uA If you want up-to-date suits see M l ' Weinatein. Satisfaction guaranteed. 410 world, U a port near Sydney, and at MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts. Otto Schumann Uranlte & Marble Works. NURSERY STOCK " Villa Nurseries, It. No. 1, Portland. IL SHAMPOOING A. MANICURING Myrtle Clarke, 783 Morgan Uldg, Portland PIANOS & 1AI.K1NG MACHINES Soulellros., lli Tenth St., ... PLASTER DOLLS AND NOVELTIES Rose City Novelty Was., lot Grand ATS. RODUCE BOUGHT Peerless Produce Co., 176 Front Bt. Ship us yuur Hogs, Vcul, Poultry, Eggs, Hides, k-k produce Co., sua vvasu. bi. vnnRHFA DENTISTS Smith Long Service. 810 Bush ft Lane Bl. ST. PAUL HOTEL Fourth and Aider. CLEAN, MODERN, RESPECTABLE $1.00 Up. Private Bath $2.00. si 311 f ' RDSENE KREAM EALTORS Interstate Land Co., US Btark Bt. EAL ESTATE AND LOANS M. V. Harrison, 612 Gerllnger Bldg. ROOFING AND SHEET METAL WKS McDonald & Wynkoop, 2d and Madison. SHEET METAL eV RETINNINO WW Union Ave. Metal was., tn union Jtve. SANITARIUM Dr. A. V. Downs, 4u corDeti m. SHEET METAL A TINWARE-47 First Portland Tinware Sheet Metal Mfg. Co. WATER PRESSURE SYSTEM Duro Pumps, 03 1st Bt WINDOW SHADES Peake, The Shade Man. 428 Alder Bt. CANCER TREATED . Lowell M. Jones. M. u.. 12 morgan piog We Make Fluff Rugs From Your Old Carpets Rag rugs, all sizes. Mall orders prompt. Kugs and carpets Bteam ana dry cientitu. Phone or write for price list. Save solic itor's commission. Northwest Rug Co. 188 E. Eighth BL East 8680. AUTO ACCESSORIES 1. Glassy Bug Bodies Pncea Sao and op. Burn see & Martin 16th ft Alder sts., Portland LARGEST HOMESELLER ON PACIFIC Over aul) Portland Homes for Sale. Bee Frank L. McOuire, Ablngton Bldg. RHEUMATISM-PILES-CONSTIPATION Wild Pigeon Springs Mineral Water Nature's own remedy from the Rock. Drlak It and get welL BotUed by Roek Remedy Co., 7 1st Bt., Portland. Or. "A Moderate Priced Hold of Merit." HOTEL CLIFFORD East Morrison St., at East Sixth, the Principal East Side Hotel. 6 minutes from Shopping .District. our oiocks irom . r. liast siae station. For Sale-In Portland 1911, 6 pass. Carter 900 East Belmont St. $126.00 Jitney, Wiber's Garage, Portland. $1000 Maxwell truck, VA tons, first class condition; will take team, harness, wagon or small car in trade. B. F. Neal, 366 1st St., Portland. $660 Pony sawmill, 10 to 16 M. capa city. C. A. Sturm, 289 Union Av., Portland. G. & R. MACHINERY CO. 601 Gerlinger Bldg., Phone Main 8201 Portland, Or Boilers and Engines, Sawmill Equipments SM ICCM riTV Steam Cleanina FS. VfUE-E-ll WU dD,ein,Wk. we make your worn garments iook like new. Employ experienced help and get best results, we pay posv age one way. 288 Grand Ave., Portland . Oregon , Wool Scouring Mill Phone, Main 4609 PORTLAND, ORE. Wool Scoured and Sorted , ON COMMISSION. Established 20 Years fn Portland, Or. C. GEE WO'S ROOT AND HERB REMEDIES ' Give Wonderful Results. 162V4 Fir Street Portland, Ore. f.C IV mm? TRUSSES We specialize in fitting trusses. Send for meaaur inur blank and circular. We carry everything in Drugn, Rubber Good, Elastic Hos ier, etc.. and pay postage. LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO., Trass Experts Proprietary Chemists we want to reach sufferers of appen dicitis before It is too late. H izz treat- nt may save jr life. Instruc- daTl llve urerature win COMPANY N be mailed free upon ri.aihat.iwn idwa annll cation. Send your name today. Western office 706 Swetland Bldg., Portland, Ore. Main 8161. Good Paint and Oi $1.25 per gallon Tl nnt. nnrn an A hlflpW. 11.00 per gallon; Barrel lots, uray or green, $1.60 in barrels. In cans 10 cents per gal lou extra. Victory Oil & Paint bo., inc. Derby V7 Portland. EVERYTHING FOR THE OFFICE Office Furniture a Appliances printing s engfa ving Bookbinding eiFTH a OAK STeKTS PORTLAND. 0QO COMPLETE LINE OF STEEL mjna DEVICES AND SYSTEMS PORTLAND. MONG CHUNG WO "Chinese Medicine Co. Restores the Health without Poison and Knife, nffii-o hmirft 10 a. m. to H d. m. OREGON 6W North 3rd St., cor. Ankney, Portland, Oregon Convertible Skates. A Chicagoan has invented a con vertible skate. Which reminds us though it is nothing appertaining to the subject did you ever notice how quickly a man sobers when his .wife sights him? The convertible skate is not new by any manner of means. Buffalo News. Daily Thought. "Tis happy for him that his father was born before him." Swift. Camouflage. Yonkers Subscribers "Do me a fa vor, Central; make this connection as poor as you can. I want my wife to think I am in Tarrytown." The Tele phone Review. Uncivilized People Led. The Indian mind Is called imitative rather than initiative, but in the em ployment of designs it is stated on authority that every known weave has been first used by uncivilized people Distributors Eveready Storage Batteries Car and Tractor Mag netna. Generators am Starting Motors Re paired. Best Bank References. Mall us magnetos. Quick service. ElectricService Auto Co 391 Oak, bet Park A 9th AfrfrH Vis. aM.'isi.Ti?A EXPERTS TO Europe 105 Third St, TICKETS and Money Orders UDELL & CLARK PORTLAND, OR The Modern Joke. An Englishman, writing of the de cadent humor of the world today, has this to say: "A joke, to amuse ub, must be about nothing, or one of the jokes with which Adam tried to amuse Eve, or for which Cain killed Abel, tons of which 6,000,000 tons were used within the State almost exclusively for Industrial purposes, aa the mild climate of Australia requires very lit tle fuel to be employed for the beat ing of buildings. The coal beds of New South Wales cover about 18,650 square miles in three districts: Northern, Southern, and Western. The main lines of rail- the heart of the Northern coal district, Stark St., Portland, Ore. PI ilMRINA A PLtlMBlNQ HUPPLIEB. W rjaTTupply yoVwith anyklnd of "' lurnisnes sixty-live per cent or. plumbing supplies at wholesale prices. wa will fflndlv Aatlmura nnat. nf tnv inh Writs for prices. two nunarea ana lorty-rour minion 188-190 4th Bt, Portland tons of coal, valued at 480,000,000, railway telegraph institute have been mined to date In New South menandWOmerlilJiestret Tt la nnnaai.vaMva1tf oatlmotoil am' Invaata PnalH.tn whan minll'lail whbv,.m,w vbv.u. an 434 Railway Exchange Bldg., Portland RAZORS that there are over 115,300,000,000 tons of coal still available to be mined In Tor. 'wThoUu't ?Srni?akfS New South Wales. This represents an delight The Btratanum Co., 608 Chamber asset to the State of New South Wales or ium. . ..,. or over ?ifo,uuu,uuu,uw. New South Wales Information Bureau. 149 Broadway, New York City. Certificate of Character Needed. Tlllin flliiL'sr aavH that when annlv- Uuiulra r.tr all klnv.l unil huuluri I Prompt attention to mail orders. Spokane Ing for accommodations at a Strange XSll7aKmir Work- Spokane. , , fc d h , ut entertaln TEACH ER8' AGENCY , , , ,, UOCKYllOTNTXlfrTcl ' - Enroll free. Frank K. Welles, former Asst nllpd thn landlarlv. "If vnii ar anrn OUUC DU1II., IIlQl UIU. IVI,IBI. WANTED FIR PITCH AND BARKS WeTuTyFlrPTti'h. Barks and Roots any qunntltles. Highest market price, For information write Northwestern Tur pentine Co., 868 E. Ninth St., Portland, Or, WELDING & BRAZING SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR We hem the lauoearance of women. Twenty-two Inch switch or transforma tion, value ST.uu, price .2.40. 400 to 412 Dekum Bldg. ' he ain't a burglar." Dallas News. Cutlcura Soothes Baby Rashes. That Itch and burn with hot baths tt Ptitl.iitn Sunn fntlnwprl hv frpntle ""TeTferson pepot WeldlurTnuipTTiepaTP n , ti.. nf Cutlcura Ointment, lng of Boilers and Farming Implements, anointings OI uutura yuumcui. INOining ueiier, purer, snreiei, cnyc- cially if a little of the fragrant Cutl cura Talcum Is dusted on at the nn 25c each everywhere. Adv. . 189 Columbia St., Phone Marshall 8944. ACCORDIAN PLEATING Knife arid "box pleating, hemstitching, 10c yd. Buttons covered. Eastern Novelty Mfg. Co., 86 y, Fifth street, Portland. ARTIFICIAL LIMBS Oregon Artificial Limb Co., Ino. Write ror catalog. 4zt wasn. St., rortiana. BEAUTY PAR -0 R urlnelln (!nmetle Hhott. Permanent hair wave. Most modern equipped cosmet ic shop in city. 203 Brdy Bl., Mar. 2207. BRAZING 4 WELDING WORKS We Bell you a welding outiit and teach you the business. Portland Brazing & Machine Works, 3rd and Gleason. Incomplete Diagnosis. Jack, aged three, went to see his ish, new little cousin. When he came home his mother asked him how the baby was and what it was. He replied "Oh, mother, they got a nice little dol lie, but I can't tell you what it is, be cause she didn't have any hair yet." Joys of Life. One of the joys of life Is planning a model home, but the discovery of the cost of building material and the disposition of the contractor to exam ine your plans and then follow his own takesome of the joy away. ASPIRIN Not Fast Color. Human nature is likely to become somewhat overenthuslastlc as It press es on in some worthy undertaking and we imagine some of the reds now awaiting the sailing of the next ark aren't much more than pink. Ohio Name "Bayer" on Genuine. State Journal. CLEANING AND DYEING ""For reliable CleaningnadTSyeinifijerv- lce send parcels to us. We pay return postage, iniormauon ana prices, given upon request. ENKE'S CITY DYE WORKS Established 1890 Portland Too Proud for Goat Hair. Mr. Peavish Bays that when he pro posed to buy little Pansy a goathair muff for her birthday, Mrs. Peavish said no, her child was too proud to wear any but a wild animal outfit- Dallas News. DANCING EVERY NOON & EVENING Oriental Cafe. Chinese-American Kitchen Corner Broadway and Wash, PORTLAND DENTISTRY-PAINLESS ASiolKelyDerformed by nerve-blocKing method without after effects. Let us prove it to you. We make x-ray exam inations and specialize In first-class dent istry at reasonable fees. Dr. A. W. Keene, Dr. E. W. Prehn, Majestio Theatre Bldg., 36H4 Washington St., Portland, Oregon. DENTAL SUPPLIE8 John Welch Dental DeDot. Dental aup- pliesjif all klndsMorgan Bldg., Portland. D I AM OND J4JEVJERYJJJJ CiHT All kinds diamonds and Jewelry bought; name vour Drice. Repairing a specialty. Reiner Jewelry Co., 449V4 Wn St. Portlnd Nature's Color Scheme. Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" is genu ine AsDlrin proved safe by millions and imagine the grass or tne neia ana prescribed by physicians for over twen- the leaves of the forest created blue, ty years. Accept only an unbroken nr maenPta. nr scarlRt. instead of "Bayer package" which .contains proper . ... .... directions to relieve Headacne, Tootn- green! Borne speculative scientists a(.ne Earache. Neuralgia. Rheumatism, think the foliage of the planet Mars Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of is red. and that the people there are 12 tablets cost few cents. DrugglBts j i....ii t ,,i,t t also sell larger "Bayer packages." As- 7 If.. ... I ,. . ' trade mark Bayer Manufacture kn J .a t.-tln.r- lint bnan nff (ha 1 - . . ,. .. uo unucuii. iu uciio.o mm cti"6 Monoaceticacldester or sailcyncacio.- peace on this good green earth is not Adv. as hard as It would be had our planet DOORS AND WINDOWS We run sell vou Doors. Windows.. Itoof- Irnr. Paint. (Jlass and Builders' Hardware. direct at wholesale prices. Write for prices before Duying. iieacoca oasn Door Co., 212 First Bt., PortlancL EXCHANGE Will exchanee $1200 equity in B-acre orchard near Portland, 80 walnut and 160 apple trees, 8 years old, cooperatively op erated. Balance of $1,600 can be paid off JliO per month; will accept Liberty Bonds at par or stock in good company, or prop erty near eatne. wnat nave youi am dress H. G. Stibbs, Box 1908, Seattle; HARDWARE CABLE AND TOOLS Ble sale on Tools and Cable bought from the government at prices that can save you money, j. jeve, isy rront. oireei, Between Yamhill and Taylor. been painted red in the beginnlng.- Minneapolis Journal. HAIR DRESSING Mme. Grenell relieves ltchiiia: seal Moles, superfluous hair removed. 230 Fliedner Building. HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING Accordian and Box Pleating. Button and Pleating Shop, 609 R ral Bldg. Accordion Pleating. Hemstitching, But tons covered. Custom made Bhirts, Art EmWroidery & Button Co., Morgan uiag., Portland. Scientific 1 1 BETTFs trt 0US!f!l Modern Examine- HURLEY In,trU' tion I I F0I Ull MONEY I ",t" Sixth Floor Raliegh Bldg. . Dr. C. A. Hurler 1 1 : Not in Modern Flats. From the time of the Greek phi losophers, Epicurus and Democritus, until about 1800, heat was considered a form of matter. Observations of Connecticut Naturalist, There is a reason why cats walk on stone fences In their peregrinations, A cat will often travel three or four miles In search of prey. By walking on a Btone fence they have a better chance to get the lay of the land Thus, when the cat desires to return if It once strikes a fence upon which it has traveled, Its way home is then clear. A cat generally has a good rea son for everything it does Farming ville Correspondence Ridgefield Press, Daily Thought. Heaven ne'er helps the men who will not act. Sophocles. Commercial Proposal. A West Dallas widow says the latest proposal she has received was from an Queer Time Measurement. In the mountains of Montenegro, Oak Cliff art student, who said he was distance Is often measured by the time painting the picture of a sea nymph it takes to smoke a cigarette. They and wanted a wife who would pose are moderate and presume that nor-fo-r him In the Trmlty river. Dallas mal cigarette smoker lights one every News. A Long-Felt Want. What this world needs is a spray and a germicide for the humbug. Wilmington News. half hour or so. Consequently, a ciga rette's walk would be from one and a halt to two miles. Daily Thought. Affection Is the broadest basis of good In life. George Eliot. Or Even Worse. Sometimes a girl pinks her com plexion till she looks like a salmon salad. Dallas News. Let Cuticura Be Your Beauty Doctor Seap 25c, Ointment 25 and 50c, Talcum 25c. Lift qffComs! Doesn't hurt a bit and Freezone costs only a few cents. IfTDMR Bests. Heiresses, Soothes, Heals Keep your Eyes .1 Strong and Healthy. II they J ire. Smart, ltca,oi T) it c T UUR LIU Inflamed or Granulated use Murine often. Safe for Infant or Adult At all Druggists. Write for Free Eye Book Marine Eye BemeJyCenipany, Chicago. U.S. I 1 1 V r ,-. 11 RFHNKR-WALKER are ion oansneui business coileci Is the biggest, most perfectly equipped Business Training School In the North west. Fit yourself for a higher position with more money. Permanent positions , I . With your fingers! You can lift off assured our Graduates. any hard corn, soft corn, or corn be- Write for catalog-1 ourtb and Yamhill, ' . .. h A k, calluses from bottom of feet. A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs Portland. Land for Sale In Solano County, Cnlifor- ? oooe Brush Tiand. ot ciSTred. Fruit little at any drug store; apply a few and Doultry. Good neighbors. Good water, drops upon the corn or callus, in- No buildings. Kasy terms i to safe man .tantiy t stops hurting, then shortly ask about the Kennedy place. Or visit the land. Sullivan, taxi man In Vacavllle, will tnke you out rhnp P. N. U. No. 23, 1920 you lift that bothersome corn or callus right off, root and all, without one bit of pain or soreness. Truly! No humbug!