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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 8, 1918)
I Will Double Your Pay In Five to SixWeeks, By
Teaching You How to Drive, Repair and
Adjust Automobiles and Gas Engines .
If you have two
sense, a back bone,
(not a wish bone)
come to my school
for five or six
weeks and I will
make you an ex
pert Auto and Gas
Engine man. You
then be Dre-
pared to accept a
Auto Electrical Spe
cialist. Thousands of
are needed right
now for the aero
plane and other gras
of the army. My
FREE BOOK, has
many pictures and
letters from gradu
ates "right on the
1 job" making1 good
at tne auto and
Just write your name and address on a postal
card or a plain paper and mail it to me RIGHT
NOW and you will Immediately Receive My Big
Illustrated Catalog and a letter.that will make you
a friend of mine from the start.
THE ADCOX AUTO & GAS ENGINE SCHOOL,
872V4 Wasco St., Cor. Union Ave. Dept P. N.
Are made from your OLD CAR
I ETS. Rag Rugs woven all sizes.
Mail orders receive prompt and care
ful attention. Send for booklet
NORTHWEST RUG CO.
E. 8th and Taylor Sts. Portland, Or.
"What are commons, pop?"
"Why, food rations."
"Then, pop, is a hotel a house of
commons ?" Exchange.
Did She Mean It?
Bashful Visitor Don't you love soli-
Girl Yes, stay a while longer,
please. Boston Globe.
lie I have half a mind to kiss you.
She I have half a mind to let you.
Cupid Go to it, you boob two
halves make a whole. Florida Times.
"You say he has a lovely disposi
tion?" "Wonderfully lovely. I have known
him to go all over the golf links and
never say anything more emphatic
than 'Oh, fudge!'" Exchange.
$2.00 Package pre
Rosristered U. S. Pat
Leonard Sales Co., Stock Excbage Bldg., Portland, Ore.
Prevent Abortion in Cow
If any of your cowb, heiferB or the
herd Hire have an unnatural dis
charge wash them out with Dr.
David Itobert-.' Antisepto and
Flushing Outfit, Price II Each.
Thousands of dollars and many
r nlves can be naved by this simple
' ireventive. Read the Practical Uobm
Veterinarian. Send for free booklet m AborbM
Cowl If m idler tow tetn, write.
Dr. David Roberts' Vet. Co., 100 Grand Ave,, Waukesha, Wis.
Why Pay gjff Prices for Soaps?
Send us $2 and receive by return mail S3 worth at
retail price of Wash and Hand Soaps, together
with Auto and v urniture polishes ana lor a prem
ium, the Formu Iqb to make at home at very low
cost. Write today.
R. & F. MFG., CO., Inc.,
94 Eleventh St., PORTLAND, ORE.
Hides. PeltJ,cSSEr Wool & Mohair
We wut ill ym ban. VriK for Pried mi Shipptnc Tin.
THE H. F, NORTON COMPANY,
Portland. Ore.. Seattle, Wn.. Bellingham, Wn.
Bought. Sold, Rented and Repaired
WALKEK ELfclTiKKJ WUKB.B
Burnaide, cor. 10th. Portland. Ore.
Will guarantee yon top market prlcea at all times
(or your Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Eggs, Butter, Hides,
Etc. If you have not shipped to u, try us.
113 Front, PORTLAND, OR
Cf T Ve,, Pork Berf
SHr Poultry, Butter, Egg
J and Farm Produce.
to the Old Reliable Ererdlnr bouae with
. record of 46 yean of Square Dealings, and
bs assured of TOP MARKET PRICES.
F. M. CRONKHITE
S-47 Front Street Portland, Oraaoa
Do Your Own Plumbing
Br burin direct from us it wholesale prices
and sire the plumber's profits. Writ ua to
day jronr needs. We will gtra ytn oorraek
bottom "direet-to-Ton" price, f . o. b. rail of
boat. We actual!? save you from 10 to W par
eent All a-oods guaranteed.
North went headquarters fot Leader Wata
Bnteme and Fuller Johneon Engines.
Ill Third Street Pertkasl. Of)
Over 1000 Satisfied Owners in
Washington and Oregon.
The most vital point of a truck attach
ment is the bearing. The Western is
the only truck attachment made with a
Two-inch Timben Bearing. Other spe
cifications in portion.
Why Buy an Inferior make?
A. J. LORMOR, Factory Distributor.
533-35 Alder Smd. Portland, Onion.
"Things are not like they were in
the old days."
"We don't think as much of one an
other as we once did."
"Can't Nowdays much of our think
ing must be devoted to keeping out of
the way of automobiles." Louisville
Rookie Why is that ferocious-looking
Turk prisoner weeping so better-
Lieutenant He was captured by a
man wearing a wrist watch. London
That's What We Think.
Early rising in a cold flat imparts
efficiency and speed in dressing.
Watch Your Skin Improve.
On rising nnd retirinjr gpntly smear
the face with Cutlcurn Ointment. Wash
off Ointment in five minutes with, Cu
tlcurn Sonp nnd hot water. For free
sample address "Cutlcurn, Dept. X,
Boston." At druggists and by mail.
Sonp 25, Ointment 25 nnd 50. Adv.
When In Love.
Miss Young You can't believe half
a man says when he's in love.
Mrs. Wyse That's easily accounted
for, my dear. Half the time he doesn't
know what he's saying. Exchange. .
Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will
correct both liver and kidney dis
"Miss Oldgirl says she doesn't pre
tend to be brilliant nor witty nor wise.
She is just a plain woman."
"Plain! Great Scott, but she is good
to herself." Exchange.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for a laxative three for a cathartic
MONEY FOR YOU.
Thousands of trained young people needed.
Behnke-Walker Business College, Portland, places
students in positions. Enroll any time. Free
on tinjr fever
coated torurue may mran LaGripph. Try
lhy win orTMi prevent awn 7Ra
ou ud prwluuged attack. fcWW
at all drug itotoa,
Cuticura Soap is
Easy Shaving for
The New Up-to-date Cuticura Method
b j F?-r-xr
WRINE Granulated Eyelids,
oore eyes, tyes inuameu Dy
Ibj Aun, Uusrand Wind quickly
S relieved by Murine. Try it in
Sn C vouf Eves and in Baby'i
i s byes.
Murine Eye Remedy X'pST'K'
ye Satve, in Tones 25c. For Book of U-a Km - Free.
Ask Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago J
Is the result of using Peta
luroalncubatora and Brood
ers. That's the kind you
want Write for eur big
Free Catalog No. 60.
PCTIIUMA IHCUEATOB CO.
LOSSES SORELY PREVENTED
CUTTER'S BLACKLEG PILLS
as mrtm .mi Iresh. reliable;
I H western Hock-
a Tauuinn laiu
IIMXIW pKg. BUCK! BE PUIS, 1 1 .UU
BO-data oka. Biacklts Pill I. $4.00
Vie any Injector, but Cutter's slmpleit and strongest
Tbt itiperioritr ol Cutler products is due to over IS
yean o specialUina in VACCINH3 AND SERUMS
ONLY. INSIST ON CUTTBB'3. U uuobuinable,
Tha futtar uMriwv. Benniv. binivrmi
Ship ui your rood, fat 'produce. .No commission
Immediate payments. We will pay you:
Dressed pork, 20c.
Dressed veal, small, 18c.
Big veal op to 300 lbe 12c
Live chickens, 22c Live roosters, 18c.
Dressed turkeys 30c. Live turkeys 20c
Live ducks ?2c. Dressed geese 20c
Live geese 15c. Dressed small goats, Mz.
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.,
"Fighting the Beef Trust."
228 Alder SU, PORTLAND, ORE
A BAD COUGH
it risky to neglect. Talc It in band, and
Mfeguard roar health br promptly taking
P. N. U.
No. 10, 1918.
WE WANT AT
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Raw Fur Dealers. Fur Manufacturers
149 Broadway, Dept O PORTLAND, ORE.
A WOMAN'S HEAD is level and her
when she puts
her faith in Dr.
There Is no
good health. No
body expects to
the use of com
fiers. Bright eyes, clear skin, and rosy
cheeks, follow the use of the "Pre
scription." All women require a tonic and nerv
ine at some period of their lives.
Whether suffering from nervousness,
dizziness, faintness, displacement, ca
tarrhal Inflammation, bearing-down
sensations, or general debility, the
"Prescription" is sure to benefit In
tablet and liquid form.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets were first put In
ready-to-use form nearly 50 years ago,
and will always relieve the inactive
liver and biliousness. Insist on getting
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets there is
none so good. Adv.
About the beginning of February we
feel that we will never hate a beauti
ful yellow dandelion on our lawn again.
Dea Moines Register.
Got 'em All Spotted.
For one thing, looking for sugar
takes one out into the open and ac
quaints one with the grocery geo
graphy of one's section. Chicago
Horace (earnestly) Dearest, if I
were you I couldn't live without me.
Good health cannot be maintained
where there is a constipated habit
Garfield Tea overcomes constipation.
"Pop, are the Crow Indians harder
to fight than any other kind?"
"Not that I know of. What makes
you think so?"
"Well, pop, a crow never shows the
white feather, does it?" Exchange.
Laugh When People
Step On Your Feet
Try this yourself then pass
It along to others.
It works I
Ouch !?!?!! This kind of rough
talk will be heard less here In town if
people troubled with corns will follow
the simple advice of this Cincinnati
authority, who claims that a few drops
of a drug called freezone when applied
to a tender, aching corn or hardened
callous stops soreness at once, and
soon the corn or callous dries up and
lifts right off without pain.
He says freezone dries immediately
and never inflames or even Irritates
the surrounding skin. A small bottle
of freezone will cost very little at any
drug store, but will positively remove
every hard or soft corn or callous
from one's feet Millions of America's
women will welcome this announce
ment since the inauguration of the
high heels. If your druggist doesn't
have freezone tell him to order a small
bottle for you. Adv.
ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE DOES IT.
When your shoes pinch or your Corns and Bun
ionB ache, get Allen'a Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder to be shaken into shoes and sprinkled in
the foot-bath. Gives instant relief to Tired, Ach
ing, Tender Feet. SamtleFREE. Address Allen
a. Olmsted, LeKoy, New York.
Sage Tea and Sulphur Darkens
So Naturally that No
body can tell.
Hair that loses Its color and lustre,
or when It fades, turns gray, dull and
lifeless, Is caused by a lack of sulphur
in the hair. Our grandmother made
up a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur
to keep her locks dark and beautiful,
and thousands of women and men who
value that even color, that beautiful
dark shade of balr which is so at
tractive, use only this old-time recipe.
Nowadays we get this famous mix
ture Improved by the addition of other
ingredients by asking at any drug
store for a 60-cent bottle of "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound, which
darkenB the hair so naturally, so even
ly, that nobody can possibly tell it
has been applied. You just dampen
a sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your ha.r, taking
one small strand at a time. By morn
ing the gray hair disappears; but
what delights the ladles with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound, is that,
besides beautifully darkening the hair
after a few applications. It also brings
back the gloss and lustre and gives it
an appearance of abundance.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound ts a delightful toilet requisite
to impart color and a youthful appear
ance to the hair. It is not Intended
for the cure, mitigation or prevention
of disease. Adv.
old established and
your nearest nuiaeb
H. LIEBES & CO. ((
"Do you think your daughter Is going
to do well for herself in marrying that
"Sure she is, for he in an unusual
combination. He is both a promising
and performing young man." Balti
A Sleepy Humorist.
Mrs. Timmid John, wake up!
There's a man downstairs; I'm sure
r heard a noise that sounded like a
Husband Oh, go to sleep. What you
heard was probably the rubber plant
stretching itself. Exchange.
"We had alarming news at our
house yesterday morning."
"What was it?"
"Our alarm clock went off an hour
too soon." Exchange.
Pure blood Is essential to Good
Health. Garfield Tea dispels Impuri
ties, cleanses the system and eradi
cates disease. AdT.
"I wouldn't go to that milliner for
"Doesn't her business make her a
trimmer?" Baltimore American.
Eat less meat if you feel Back-
achy or have Bladder
No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally, says
a well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which excites the kidneys,
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fall to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheuma
tism, headaches, liver trouble, nervous
ness, dizziness, sleeplessness and ur
inary disorders .come from sluggish
The moment you feel a dull ache in
the kidneys or your back hurts or if
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by a sensation of scalding,
stop eating meat and get about four
ounces of Jad Salts from any phar
macy; take a tablespoonful In a glass
of water before breakfast and In a
few days your kidneys will act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com
bined with lithla, and has been used
for generations to flush and stimulate
the kidneys, also to neutralize the
acids in urine so it no longer causes
Irritation, thus ending bladder weak
ness. Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure; makes a delightful effer
vescent llthla-water drink which
everyone should take now and then
to keep the kidneys clean and active
and the blood pure, thereby avoiding
serious kidney complications. Adv.
PRICES PAID BY
US FOR RAW
Write (or price List
E. R. SKINNER & CO.
1121 TKOta STKF.F.T
HAVE SLOW KIDNEtS
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was not delivered and that equally important one that you
are worrying about today could be taken off your mind very
efficiently by a Bethlehem Motor Truck.
The famous Bethlehem "Dependable Delivery'' is based on a plus quality
that applies to everything in the Truck, from the . radiator to the tail lamp.
"Bethlehem" is your answer to your hauling problems. Ask us about it
Kindly send detailed information on
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(for my own information)
The CORRECT TREATMENT FOR COLDS
Colds are contracted when strength is lowered and the
inflammation easily develops bronchitis or lung trouble, while
grippe and pneumonia frequently follow and any cold should
have immediate treatment with
which first builds up the forces
to the blood streams
T. 1 ! !.
'Nk its cod liver oil is the
bronchial disorders and chest troubles.
The Imported Norweirian cod liver oil always used In Scotl't Emahion la now
refined in our own American laboratories which guarantees it free from impuritiea.
Scott & Bowne. Bloomfield, N. J. 17-19
rr, - - -r
New Houston Hotel
Sixth and Everett Sts.. Portland, Ore.
Four blocks from Union Deoot. Two blocks
from New Postnmce. Modern and fireproof.
Over 100 outside rooms. Rates 75c to $2.00.
CHAS. G. HOPKINS, Manager.
Teacher Adding two different
things together doesn't make more
of one. For Instance, If you add an
apple to an orange you don't got more
Johnny But, teacher, if y u add a
piece of meat to a dog you get more
dog. Boston Transcript.
He Have the car ready at the ad
miralty at 4:30.
Chauffeuse Very well.
He I'm accustomed to being ad
dressed as "My Lord."
She I am accustomed to being ad
dressed as "My Lady."
Without knowing exactly what a pe
tard is, we hope the kaiser hag one in
good hoisting condition. Washington
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VAUGHAN MOTOR WORKS, Inc.
461 East Maifc St., Portland, Or.
IT SURE I
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Some Desirable Territory
1 1 Still Open for Dealers.
Strength - Builder
by carrying rich nourishment
and creates real body warmth.
. ... .
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One hundred and sixty-five Rooms, all Modern
improvements; free phones on every floor.
Rates: 75c to $1.50 per day: $2.50 to
$5.00 per week.
Opposite Courthouse, 8 blocks from Postoffic.
Fire Proof. S. P and Oreiron Electric pass door.
Evidence to the Contrary.
"Sir, this clock will last you a life
time." "How can that be when I can see
for myself that its hours are num
He Darling, you're looking prettier
She Then why do you want to
marry me so soon? Why not wait,
if that's the case? Brooklyn Citizen.
We're Still Listening.
Wllhelm never has observed that
he'd rather be right than kaiser.
"This sugar shortage Is terrible."
"Yes; lt'B getting the country into
a sweet mess." Exchange.
NORTHWEST AUTO CO.,
F. W. Vogler, Pres.
Broadway at Couch St.,