The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930, April 06, 1917, Image 3

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    New Houston Hotel
SIXTH AND EVERETT STS.
Four Block! (ram Union Htation, Under nnw
management. All rooma newly decoratod.
SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH
Rate 50c 75c $1, SI. 50 Per Day.
200 Rooms
100 Bth
N.ar Both
Depots
Abftoluloly
Fireproof
Hotel Hoyt
i Corner Sixth and Hoyl Su., Portland, On.
Thoroughly Renovated & Decorated
LOU HIM ICS, Manairer.
RATES:-76c to 12. SPECIAL-Wcek or Month
WHEN IN
SEATTLE
(TRY PBVU
THE r i I Ei
wammmmmmmwmmm
SEATTLE'S LARGEST HOTEL
Only three blocks from Depots and Docks. Op
posite City Hull Park and Court House.
THE FINEST DOLLAR ROOM IN AMERICA
With detached bath, 1 person, $1.00 $1.60
2 persons, 11.60 $2.00
With private bath, 1 person. Vt.w V.M $S.f)0
2 porsons. 13.00 $3.60 $.1.00
"When In Seattle Try the Frye"
1 HOTEL h the NORTHWEST1-
1 J Erie V Hauser, President.
Ii550 s.A 75
I Rooms 4 'g-fwnR! Sample
nSl.OO fllUia-f Rooms,
jDv-Up&tWaa $2 Upt
, J-Awlher af America's Eiccptional Holdiijuj
SEED BEANS!
SEED POTATOES!
CASH PAID FOR
RANCH EGGS. flAIRY RUTTER
NO COMMISSION
S. N. HEIDENREICH
74 Front St., Portland, Or.
We Are Buyers of
Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs,
Etc. Your shipments to us will bring to you
prompt returns and best possible prices.
WRITE FOR SHIPPING TAGS. ,
VALLEY PRODUCE COMPANY,
116 Front St, Portland, Oregon
SHIP
Veal, Pork, Beef,
Poultry, Butter, Eggs
and Farm Produce
to the Old Reliable Everting- house with a
record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and
be assured of l Uf makk.e.1 riuiu.
F. M. CRONKHITE
45-47 Front Street Portland, Oregon
DERTHICK BROS.
W. J. DERTHICK, Mgr.
Wholesale Produce Merchants
VEAL, HOCS, POULTRY, EGGS,
BUTTER, HIDES, CASCARA. ETC.
103 Front Street. Portland, Ore.
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK,
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
We wait all you hive. Write lor prices and shipping tags
THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wo.
The cynie said, "Life's hard, indeed,
And these be times of special woe.
I scarce believe one-half I read
And hope the other. half's not so."
Real Optimism.
"Still thinking of buying a little
farm some day?"
"Oh. ves." replied the optimistic
flat dweller. "I never Btir the earth
in my window boxes with a trowel
that I don't dream of the time when
I will own a plot of ground large
enough to produce a whole can full
of angle-worms." Birmingham Age-
Herald.
That Made It Soar.
"You're full again and I'll send you
up," said the balloon owner who used
to be a police court justice. Boston
Transcript.
"I guess the old man will give us a
good long spin tonight."
"Yes, and the spin will have plenty
of yarn in it." Baltimore American.
WHOLESALE PLUMBING GOODS
Auto Supplies Direct to You
WRITE TODAY
FLEMING PLUMBING SUPPLY HOUSE
112 Fourth St, Portland, Ore.
By buying; direct from us at wholesale prices
and save the plumber's profit. Write us to
day your needs. We will give you our rock
bottom "direet-te-you" prices, f. o. b. rail or
boat. We actually save you from 10 U 86 pet
cent AU foods guaranteed.
Northwest headquarters for Leader Water
Systems and Fuller ft Johnson Engines.
STARK-DAVIS CO.
212 Third Street. ' , Portland. Oregon
Dp Your Own Plumbing
P. N. U.
No. 1V.1917
10 CENT "CA8CARET8"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
Blllouineie, 8our Stomach, Bad
Breath Candy Cathartic.
No odds how bad your liver, stom
ach or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable you are from
constipation, Indigestion, biliousness
and sluggish bowels you always get
relief with Caiicarets. They Imme
diately cleanse and regulate the stom
ach, remove the aour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry off the con
atlpated waste m-.tter and poison
from the intestines and bowels. A
10-cent box from your druggist will
keep your liver and bowels clean;
stomach sweet and head clear for
months. They work while you sleep.
Advt
Unmoved.'
She got Into a trolley car
And hung onto a strap,
The man sat boldly in his place,
That she possessed a pretty face
He didn't care a rap.
Ve Murine after Kxpoanre In Cold,
Cutting; Wliida anil Dust. It Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Ouod for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Humedy Co., Chicago,
Send Eye Book on requeue
Does Your Skin
Itch and Burn?
Or Is your appearance marred by
patches of eruption? There is no
need of enduring such discomfort
when Reilnol Ointment usually stops
Itching at once and quickly makes the
skin clear and healthy again.
Doctors have prescribed Reslnol
Ointment for years In the treatment
of skin affections. So you need not
hesitate to use It, nor to recommend it
to skin-tormented friends. Sold by all
druggists.
The Game' Keeper.
It was the morning after the night
before and he was not In bed reach
ing for a pitcher of lceg water.
He was behind the bars of the city
prison and he gazed outside with a
woeful look In his eyes.
"Hey, there," he shouted, as he
grabbed the bars. "I want to see
the game keeper."
"What do you think you are?" ask
ed the turnkey. "This Is not a zoo,
it's the city prison, as you will find
out before you get out." Indianapolis
News.
Von Can Get Allen'? t'oot-Easc FREE.
Write Aliens. Olmnlcd.Le Roy, N. Y.,lbr
hue sample oi Allen's Foot-Kese. It euros
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It mnkec
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
juu toll u. l!6o. Don't acceut auy substitute.
Premature.
"I had an idea I'd grow up and own
this business some day," said the dis
charged office boy.
"That's Just why you were fired,"
said the boss. "Ever since you started
to work here you ve been acting as
if you already owned the business."
Birmingham Age-Herald.
A Tryout.
"What a delicate touch your son
has on the piano, Mr. Jones."
"It is delicate enough on the piano,
Mr. Smith, but don't let him try it on
you anywhere else." Baltimore Amer
ican. END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
"Pape'a Dlapeptln" makes Sick, Sour,
Gassy stomachs surely reel Tine
In five minutes.
If what you just ate Is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
i and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stomach-headache, you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting a large fifty-cent case of
Pape s Diapepsin rrom any arug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
less it is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
tor in the world. It's wonderful.
Weak Women!
An Oregon Woman Testifies.
Lents. Oregon. "When I vi&b going
through the critical time of middle life,
I took several bottles of Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription and it helped me
wonderfully. I cannot say enough in
favor of this medicine. Have also used
the ' Golden Medical Discovery ' in my
home for many years for many different
ailments." Mrs. Ella Harold.
Lents, Oregon.
At the first symptoms of any de
rangement of the feminine organism
at any period of life, the one safe,
really helpful remedy is Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription.
Tens of thousands of women have
taken it with unfailing success for
diseases of a womanly nature.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is
a true friend to women in times of
trial and at times of pain when the
organs are not performing their func
tions. For headache, backache, hot
flashes, catarrhal condition, bearing
down sensation, mental depression,
dizziness, fainting spells, lassitude and
exhaustion, women should never fail
to take this tried and true medicine.
Prepared from nature's rooto and
herbs, it contains no alcohol or nar
cotic, nor any harmful ingredient.
Sold in either tablet or liquid form.
If your dealer does not keep the sugar
coated tablets, send lifty cents (in
stamps) for small box, or $1.00 in
currency for a largo box.
' Write Doctor Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. Y., to-day. 136 page book
on woman's diseases sent Ira,
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Fillets are the
original little Liver Pills. These tiny,
sugar-coated, anti-bilious grannies the
smallest and the easiest to take. One
little Pellet lor ft laxative-three for
g cathartic. ' '
OF CURRENT WEEK
Brief Resume Most Important
Daily News Items.
COMPILED FOR BUSY READERS
Events of Noted People, Governments
and Pacific Northwest and Other
Things Worth Knowing. '
Unprecedented demands for Ameri
can flags of all sizes have swamped
Hag makers with orders far beyond
their capacity.
The Finland senate, now in session,
is reported by American Minister Mor
ris at Stockholm to have offered liberty
to the Finnish people.
March broke all recruiting records
in Chicago since the Spanish-American
war, according to estimates of army,
navy and marine corps officers.
Belated reports of the windstorm
which swept Mississippi Monday night
now show six dead and a score or more
injured. Property damage will run
high.
The telephone switchboard at the
Boston navy yard was operated Tues
day by girls for the first time. They
took the place of marines who were
assigned to other duty.
A resolution requesting President
Wilson to renew his suggestion to the
European belligerents for a termina
tion of the war is introduced by Kep.
resentative London, of New York, So
cialist. ,
The American Commission for Relief
in Belgium has received a dispatch
stating that the first delegation of
American relief workers in Belgium
and Northern France had arrived at
Berne, Switzerland.
The French senate showed its wrath
Saturday at the devastation in North-
em France by adopting a resolution
denouncing to the civilized world the
acts of the Germans and demanding
that the authors be punished.
Six Germans were convicted by a
jury in the Federal District court in
New .York Monday of conspiracy to de
stroy steamshpis carrying food and
munitions from this port for the en
tente allies by means of incendiary
bombs.
German and Austrian newspapers
reaching Switzerland Monday and tele
graphic reports from Hungary are once
more filled with peace ideas. There
has been an almost feverish renewal of
peace discussions on the eve of the re
opening of the American congress.
Constitutional amendments for pro
hibition were introduced in house and
senate by Representative Randall, of
California, and Senator Sheppard, of
Texas. It was announced that, in view
of the international situation, they
would not be pressed at the special
session.
Plans to organize the women'of New
York state to increase the food supply
by intensive home gardening and elim
inating waste is announced there by
the. officers of the Women's Suffrage
party in connection with the offer of
its services to the government in. the
event of war.
William Howard Taft, returning to
New York Tuesday after what he said
was the longest and most strenuous
journey he has taken since he left the
White House, asserted that the people
of the South and Southwest are ready
for war and that the United States
must enter the conflict "whole-heart
edly."
The government borrows $50,000,-
000 at 2 per cent interest from the
Federal Reserve banks, upon 24 hours'
notice.
Helena, Mont., is witnessing a gold
stampede. Broadway, from its inter
section with Main street up the hill,
is lined with men and boys hunting
nuggets in the gutter sand, A pioneer
prospector set up a 50-year-old gold
washer and was rewarded with pay
dirt at once. Youngsters found a
number of nuggets, a day's yield being
estimated at between $100 and $200.
, Mayor Albee of Portland, Bends the
Chinese of that city, who are engaging
in a tong war, an ultimatum which
warns that wholesale arrests will be
made unless the war is stopped at once.
Four million dollars in gold, import
ed from Canada for account of J. P.
Morgan & Co., was deposited at the
assay office in New York Saturday,
and another $6,000,000 from the same
source was forwarded to the Philiadel
phia mint. This brings the total im
ports to date this year to $240,700,000.
That the next six months will find
1,500,000 men under arms in this coun
try, is the opinion cf United States
Senator Kirby, of Arkansas. He is
one of the senators w ho opposed armed
neutrality in the last senate Session. -
Mobilization of labor for govern
ment service in event of war is planned
at a conference of officials and labor
leaders in the office of Secretary Wil
son. Means were agreed upon for
making readily available enough work
men to insure operation of government
shipyards and arsenals and of plants
working on government contracts,
Fur RiibM unlet! Iniitrumuritn In tnmut hnrtnony.
Mud to tut) how urood they enn lw; not huw much
they will trrlntr. Violin, MiuiIilin, (iullar, Hhmjo.
Uki'lulo, Blotrun: "If you don't find Vm Uai.fr
thitn any, ml 'em tmrk at our exiM-mw." till to
81& Ubbe Kldif., ltt7tiW.to.il. Bt.. l'urtluml. Oro.
FORD CARS
Kvery Ford Cur nhouM carry on x
trft tire it novo chantfimr on tli rotui.
THE TWIN RIM
fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 6 min
utes; Kuvos time, clulhes, temper und religion.
PrcoW.fiU. aunt uarcul post prepaid, upon re
ceipt of price.
0M00H VUICAHIUHO 00., 'The Tire .Shop."
W-iib Burnsldo St., Purtlund, Oregon
"C. B." MINERS & CO.
UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP
AUTOMOBIlt REPAIRIKQ AND REBUIIDINQ,
. I, 00. FIFTH N0 QlIMN STS. PORTLAND, 0RE00N '
ELECTRIC MOTORS
Bought, Sold, Rented nnd Repaired
WALKKlt ELbXrniLC WOUK3
Burntttdu, cor. loth. Portland, Ore.
LEAR Nf A TRADE. Can Tractor and Auto
mobile men are in demand. We are frivinit n com
pic to courtw in both for the pricu of one tuition,
fur a short time onlv. Lariro class now imuhiHt-
twr and have room for few mora men. Cntitlou
and details froe. HeniphiU's Trad Schools, 20th Hiwlhww
Portland, Uregon.
WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES
For thoir cood iinrlii. Farts at half nrico. We
can duplicate moHt any part. We have wrecked
over 100 different makuttof cars of recent date. If
in need of any write to Auto Wrecking Co., fcl)
North 'Broadway, rortlund, Oregon.
FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney.
Orpranizer and Developer. Patents secured or Fee
Refunded. h'JtKK. Toy X-Ray Plate: bIiows every
Ixme. in yourHody ritfht through your clothinfr.
Suites 701, 701A, 701B, 701C. Central bldg., Seattle
STUPY bookkeepinjr, shorthand, telefrrnphy.
salesmanship, KnRlish branches, at an accredited
school; write, or phone Main 6U0 for catnloKue;
frraduateB Kuaranteed positions. Behnke-Wttiker
Business Colleffo, 167 4th Street, near Morrison,
Portland. Oregon.
A Natural Question.
An Irishman went into a jeweler's
shop to buy a clock. The Bhopnian
showed him one for $10.
"Murdher! Ten dollars for that bit
of a clock? Is there anything wonder
ful about it?
"Certainly," said the shopman, "that
is an eight-day clock.
"And what's that? asked the pros
pective purchaser.
"Why it goes eight days without
winding."
"So much as that?" said the Irish
man, scratching his head. "Begorra;
there's wan thing I'd like to be after
askin' you. If it goes eight days with
out winding, how long, for the sake
of St. Patrick, will It go it ye wind
it?" Pittsburg Chronicle.
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Halrl Get a 25-cent bottle
of Danderine right now Also
stops itching scalp.
Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence o a neglected
scalp; of dandruff that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of its lustre, Its strensth and its very
life:, eventually producing a feverish-
ness and t ing of the scalp, which
if not remedied causes the hair rootB
to shrink, loosen and die then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight now any time will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and
lots of it if you will just try a little
danderine. Save your hair! Try iti
Direct Answer.
The boss of a woodworking shop in
West Philadelphia was uxamining an
Irishman as to his fitness for a Job
as a cabinetmaker.
After some lengthy examination.
the foreman asked: "How would you
make a Venetian blind?
"I'd poke him in the eye wid me
screwdriver, answered the tired Celt.
Dated Ahead.
"Are those eggs fresh?"
"Yes, miss. They wouldn't have
been laid till tomorrow if I hadn't
made a mistake and torn an extra leaf
off the calendar." Ideas.
Sober.
The Shaw family had recently tak
en a house in the fashionable residen
tial section of the city.' Some weeks
later an acquaintance of former years
called on Mrs. Shaw and was viewing
the treasures in the library.
"Is your husband a bibliomaniac?'
queried the visitor.
"Goodness me, no!" ejaculated Mrs
Shaw. "He never nibbles a bit. Oh
of course, I don't say that he wouldn'
take a little at his meals If the res
were doin' it; but that's as far as he
ever goes In them kind of things."
Harper s Magazine.
Quite 80.
"The bride's mother has the advant
age of the bridegroom's mother at the
ceremony.
"How BO?"
"Everybody assumes that the bride
is getting a little the worst of it."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
QouQQ
Every Niqht
For Constipation
Heddche,Inclicestion,etc.
HANDHETE1
is 1
Safe and Sure
"RUPTURE
IT'S CAUSE AND CURE"
Is the title of booklet. Wo will mail you one
free Addreae Dept. C,
A. LUNDBERG CO.,
ll07 Third Ave, SeatUe,
L. DOUGLAS
the shoe that holds it8 shape"
$3.50 $4 $4.50 $5 $6 $7 & $8 an'SVh
$3
Save Money by Wearing W. L. Douglas)
hoes. For amle by over 9000 shoe dealers.
The Beat Known Shoea in the World.
W. L Dougl.u name and the retail price is stamped on the bot
tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and
the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The
retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no mora in S.tn
Francisco th.in they do in New York. They arc always worth the
price paid for diem.
The quality of 'W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more
than An vesrs exnerience in m.-ilrino- ftn ahnM. Tk .mare
styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America.
by the highest paid, .skilled slioenukers, under
supervision of experienced men, all working
determination to make the best shoe for the
can Duy.
Ask your shoe denier for W. T.. Dong-trta shoes.
u.'i. umy you wiin me Kino ynu wuiti,
limlie. Write tnr interestltiK booklet explninlnir how to
Sret slums or the hltrliest stnmlurd of quality lor the price,
y return iunII. noMtuu-e free.
LOOK FOR W. L Douglas
name end the retail prico
stamped on the bottom.
CUTICURA COMPLEXIONS
Art Usually Remarkably 8oft and
Clear Trial Free.
Make Cutlcura Soap your everyday
toilot Soap, and assist It now and then
needed by touches of Cutlcura
Ointment to soften, soothe and heal.
Nothing better to make the complex
ion clear, scalp free from dandruff
and hands soft and white.
Free sample each by mall wlti
Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura,
Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.
Adv.
Candor Suppressed.
A person should always tell the
absolute truth."
"Yes," replied Mr. Cumrox. "But
what am I going to do? The other
evening we got to talking art and
refinement, and somebody asked me
what my favorite musical Instrument
I had to say 'violoncello' or some
thing like that. Mother and the girls
would never have forgiven me if I
had come right out with the truth
and said 'steam piano.'
F YOUR CHILD IS CRO S,
FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED
Look Mother! If tongue Is coated,
cleanse little bowels with "Cali
fornia 8yrup of rigt,"
Mothers can ret easy after giving
California Syrup of Figs," because in
a few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed to
take this harmless "fruit laxative."
Millions of mothers keep it handy be
cause they know its action on the
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for a 60-cent bot
tle of "California Syrup of Figs,"
wnicn contains directions lor babies,
children of all ages and tor grown-ujw
An Autolst's Discovery.
"What we need Is the man who sug
gests caution amid the mad rush of
attalrs; the man who influences us to
slow down and study the situation,
I know that very man, exclaimed
Mr. Chugglns. "He's a motorcycle
cop." Washington Star.
Justified Himself.
He The lovo I have declared for
you is a perfect love.
She And you swear that you have
never loved another?
Ho Ah, darling, you forget that it
is practice that makes perfect. Bos
ton Transcript.
illll EOT WATIE1
IIFTOUKSIIE A
Says we can't help but look
better and feel better
after an Inside bath.
To look one's best and feel one's
best is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous day s waste, sour fermenta
tions and poisonous toxins before it is
absorbed Into the blood. Just as coal,
when it burns, leaves behind a cer
tain amount of incombustible material
In the form of ashes, so the food and
drink taken each day leave In the ali
mentary organs a certain amount of
indigestible material, which if not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in
tended to suck in only nourishment
to sustain the body.
It: you want to see the glow of
healthy bloom in your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising, a glass of hot water with a
teaspnonful of limestone phosphate in
it, which Is a harmless means of wash
ing the waste material and toxins
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels, thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract,
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Men and women with sallow Bkins,
liver spots, pimples or pallid com
plexion, also those who wake np with
a coated tongue, bad taste, nasty
breath, others who are bothered with
headaches, bilious spells, acid stom
ach or constipation should begin this
phosphate hot water drinking and are
assured of very pronounced results In
one or two weeks. t
A quarter pound of limestone phos
phate costs very little at the drug
store but Is sufficient to demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside, so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the inside
organs. We must always consider that
internal sanitation Is vastly more im
portant than outside cleanliness, be
cause the skin pores do not absorb
Impurities into the blood, while the
bowel pores do.
the direction and
with an honest
price that money
If he enn-
tnKB no other
Boys Shoes
But In (he World
$3.00 $2.60 & $2.00
President " V. L. !oirlfta Ntioe Co.,.
lno NtfrK Nt., nrooitum, tuuan.
10
APPLY SAGE TEA
Look Young! Bring Back Its
Natural Color, Gloss and
Attractiveness.
Common garden sage brewed Into a
heavy tea with sulphur added, will
turn gray, streaked and faded hair
beautifully dark and luxuriant. Just
a tew applications will prove a revela
tion if your hair is fading, streaked or
gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sul
phur recipe at home, though, is trou
blesome. An easier way is to get a 60
cent bottle of Wyeth'g Sage and Sul
phur Compound at any drug store all
ready for use. This is the old time
recipe Improved by the addition of
other ingredients.
While wispy, gray, faded hair Is not
sinful, we all desire to retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
ness. By darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound,
no one can tell, because it does it so
naturally, so evenly. You Just dampen
a sponge or soft brush with It and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn
ing all gray hairs have disappeared,
and, after another application or two,
your nair becomes beautifully dark,
glossy, soft and luxuriant
This preparation Is a delightful toil
et requisite and is not intended for
the cure, mitigation or prevention of
disease.
Send 10c to Dr. Pierce Invalids' Ho
tel, Buffalo, for large trial package of
Amine lor kidneys, cures backache.
Planning the Impossible.
"You have made promises that you
cannot fulfill"
"I suppose I have," replied Senator
Sorghum. "Criticism should not be
harsh. Many a conscientious man
gets home at 2 a. m. and in perfect
good faith has Bet the alarm clock tor
7:30." Washington Star.
Anticipates Them.
"My husband is very devoted; he
anticipates my every wish."
"So does my husband mine; when
ever he thinks I am going to ask him
for somt thing he lights out." Boston
Transcript.
Repartee.
When it comes to repartee trust the
Rotary club to have a quota under
steam all the time. Just for instance;
At a recent meeting of the club Rol
tare Eggleston was on the floor calling
for volunteer performers for the forth
coming Rotary minstrel show.
"I can play a flute," Walter Klpp
shouted.
Somebody suggested that Harry
Storment could play the trap drums.
"Dale Eaglesfleld can plaly horse,"
piped Frank Shepard. The laugh went
round and everybody thought Shepard
had it on Eggleston, but the Keith
manager came back with:
"We'll book him. Somebody has to
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S LIFE
Change Safely Passed by
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham'
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Change of Life I
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years and had two
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the doctors and op
erations did me no
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have been in my
grave today had it
not been for Lydia
hi. I'inkham 8 Veg
J etable Compound
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