PAINLESS PARKER vs. THE DENTAL TRUST
It has been demonstrated that a man does not have to
belong to the Dental Trust to do good dentistry. He
can do work every bit as good and much fairer in
price if he runs his business like a modern practi
tioner, associates with him in his organization skilled
specialists, buys his goods in bulk at reduced prices,
advertises to attract as many patrons as possible and
charges cash for the work done.
The enormous patronage of the Painless Parker offices not
only in Portland, Salem and Tacoma, but, also, in
other large cities, is strong enough endorsement of
the work done by this organization.
The Painless Parker system is to bring dentistry to every
body's doors. Tooth-grief multiplies like tar-weed.
While you are going about your business, 'suffering
from a decayed tooth or a nagging nerve, putting
off the day when you will visit the fang-fixer, you
are only making the matter worse and more costly
for yourself.
That's why the Painless Parker offices in the Northwest
have, at heavy expense, sent their novel demonstra
tion motor-cars throughout the thinly settled dis
tricts, giving lectures on the importance of the care
of one's teeth and giving conclusive illustrations of
the painlessness of our operations by out-of-door
work in the automobile. Many a person, who,
hitherto, had paid no more attention to the teeth in
his head than he had to the teeth in his harrow
often not as much has been thus aroused to the
danger of neglecting his chewers and has found
welcome and inexpensive relief at our hands.
The beauty about the Painless Parker system is that, be
cause of the size of the organization, it is possible
to provide patients with specialists to handle their
individual cases. If it is crown work, an expert
operator takes the job. Another expert looks after
the bridge work; another, pyorrhea; another, filling,
and so on.
Not only this, but the dental work is backed with a guar
antee good in any of the thirteen offices of the
Painless Parker organization, or any we may open
in the future. If our work needs attention, call and
have it straightened out free of charge. Call, any
way, once every six months, and have the ivories
given the once-over, just for good luck.
He Passed.
During the impaneling of a jury in
Philadelphia the following colloquy
ensued between the judge and a tal
isman: "You are a property holder?"
"Yes, sir."
"Married or single?"
"Married three years last March."
"Have you formed or expressed
any opinion?"
"Not for three years, your honor."
Very Often.
"The safe carriage of dynamite "
"Oh, that's an exploded idea."
Baltimore American.
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A family in a small town kept a few
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seven-year-old of the family came to
breakfast he noticed the eggs on the
table, and inquired, "Mamma, are
these store eggs or hen eggs?" The
Christian Herald.
Sagacious Infant.
"What makes you so hoarse, Bob?"
"I was up the best part of the
night singing to the baby, trying to
make him stop crying."
"Then why didn't you stop sing
ing?" Baltimore American.
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D EN
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Sage Tea and Sulphur Turns
Gray, Faded Hair Dark
and Glossy.
Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when (aded, streak
ed or gray. Years ago the only way
to get this mixture was to make It at
home, which Is mussy and trouble
some. Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store tor "Wyeth's Sage and Sul
phur Compound." You will get a large
bottle of this old-time recipe improved
by the addition of other ingredients for
about 50 cents. Everybody uses this
preparation now, because no one can
possibly tell that you darkened your
hair, as it does It so naturally and
evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft
brush with it and draw this through
your hair, taking one small strand at
a time; by morning the gray hair dis
appears, and after another application
or two, your hair becomes beautifully
dark, thick and glossy and you look
years younger. Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound is a delightful toil
et requisite. It is not intended for the
cure, mitigation or prevention of dis
ease. Unprofitable.
Lott One never loses anything by
keeping an engagement punctually.
Scott Except half an hour's time
waiting for the other fellow.-
Laugh When People
Step On Your Feet
Try this yourself then pass
It along to others.
It works!
Ouch !?!?!! This kind of rough
talk will be heard less here in town if
people troubled with corns will follow
the simple advice of this Cincinnati
authority, who claims that a few drops
of a drug called freezone when applied
to a tender, aching corn or hardened
callous stops soreness at once, and
soon the corn or callous dries up and
lifts right off without pain.
He says freezone dries immediately
and never inflames or even irritates
the surrounding skin. A small bottle
of freezone will cost very little at any
drug store, but will positively remove
every hard or soft corn or callous
from one's feet Millions of American
women will welcome this announce
ment since the inauguration of the
high heels. If your druggist doesn't
have freezone tell him to order a small
bottle for you.
Making Assurance Doubly Sure.
The pupils in a certain class .in
hygiene were told to set down on
paper the reasons why, in their opin
ion, cremation was superior to bur
ial.
"Cremation is good," wrote one
little boy, "because the person might
only be in a swoon, and If he is burn
ed he can not recover." New York
Times.
Enigmatical.
"You certainly don't believe in
hanging as capital punishment?
"I believe in letting the subject
drop." Exchange.
"Vanessa says she will wear no
man s collar."
"I commend her decision. This fluffy
stuff is more becoming to her style of
beauty." Louisville Courier-Journal
To stop dandruff
and loss of hair
use Resinol Soap and Resinol Ointment
full directions with each package. Sold
by all druggists asd toilet departments.
Naturally.
"He showed his grit when he was
hurled out on the road from his ma
chine." .
"No wonder when he had to bite the
dust." Baltimore American.
Assistance
THAT IS
Dependable
is often needed in cases o
POOR APPETITE
HEARTBUIRN
INDIGESJION
BILIO.USNES;S
OR m;alaria
and you will make no mistake
in trying
HOSTETTERS
Stomach Bitters
It is'an excellent! tonic and
appetizer; Get the genuine
P. N, U.
NO. 6, 1917
Km h
1
Shows Promise.
Friend What is your baby going
to be when he grows up?
Financier A blackmailer, I'm
afraid.
Friend Impossible! What makes
you think so?
Financier" We have to give him
something every little while to keep
him quiet. Tit-Bits.
The Kind.
"Do you do much light reading in
your family?"
Oh, yes, we have volumes of gas
furnished by the meter." Baltimore
American.
Every woman in charge of
a household realizes that it is
a large part of her duty to
keep that household well.
In this task she must know
I the simple home remedies to be ap
I plied at the first symptom of illnesB.
Coughs and colds are two
of the foes she must constantly
combat, and digestive disturbances
need immediate attention. Thous
ands of American housekeepers have
found the most help to come from-ever-ready-to-take
PERUNA
Because Perurm has estab.
I!r;hp(i Itsplf ns the Tplinhlc fnmilv medicine
I of America, in the 45 years it h3 been be-
Itoretne putme, tne lorenannea noiiac; Keepers
keep it ready for instant ministration in the
period of depression that precedes ncold, or
when stomach troubles manifest tluimselvefl.
Both of these disorders are caused by
inflammation of tlio delicate membranes
lliiiug the bleathinfl apparatus and theditjes
tiva tract. Peruna ciours away the waste,
aids the membranes In recoveries iron. In
flammatory conditions and tones up the sys
tem. Its eiicctiveness is tne reason mat so
many depend upon it, ana its
long rucora or merit main-
.talna it as the dependable
U nome tunic.
1Af -bothiiood.
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Culumboi, 0,
The Porter "Dere am tickets sold
foh 28 berths, an' dere am only 20
berths in de car. What'll we do?"
Conductor "Just tell the engineer to
pull out three minutes ahead of time,
Constipation can be cured without'dru&rs.
Nature's own remedy selected, ,herbs is
Lrameia lea.
IF
Take Salts to flush Kidneys and
neutralize irritating
acids.
Kidney and Bladder weakness result
from uric acid, Bays a noted authority,
The kidneys filter this acid from th
blood and pass It on to the bladder,
where it often remains to irritate and
inflame, causing a burning, scalding
sensation, or setting up an Irritation
at the neck of the bladder, obliging
you to seek relief two or three times
during the night. The sufferer is in
constant dread, the water passes
sometimes with a scalding sensation
and is very profuse; again, there Is
difficulty In avoiding it.
Bladder weakness, most folks call
It, because they can't control urina
tion. While It 'is extremely annoying
and sometimes very painful, this Is
really one of the most simple ailments
to overcome. Get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from your pharmacist
and take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast, continue this
for two or three days. This will neu
tralize the acids in the urine so It no
longer is a source of irritation to the
bladder and urinary organs which
then act normally again.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive, harmless,
and is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon Juice, combined with lithia,
and is used by thousands of folks who
are subject to urinary disorders caus
ed by uric acid irritation. Jad Salts
is splendid for kidneys and causes no
bad effects whatever.
Here you have a pleasant, efferves
cent lithia-water drink, which quickly
relieves bladder trouble.
KIDNEYS
BLADDER
BOTHER
You maj
be famous
your cooking, or
just a "beginner
In Either Case
IG Baking Powder
will help you.
Its goodness
recommends
it.
Wtw
hELL Known Portland Woman Speaks
IT'S THE SAME IN ALL OREGON.
Poitlaud,
Oregon, " I send this
statement with
great pleasure,
Sly daughter owes
ber life to the use
of Dr. Pierce's Fa
vorite Prescrip
tion. She was a
ft1 very delicate girl
ff before using your
medicine.
"I have used
the ' Prescription ' for weakness pecu
liar to women and found it perfectly
wonderful. I have used Dr. Pierqe's
medicines for over thirty-five years.
11 Mv husband has used tne -uouga
Syrup ' and thinks it is great.'' Mus.
L. A. Foster, 1502 E. 8th St., W.
When a girl becomes a woman, when
a woman becomes a mower, wnea a
woman passes through the changes of
middle life, are the three periods of
life when health and strength are most
needed to withstand the pain and dis
tress often caused by severe organic
disturbances.
At. t.Vioaa nrit.innl t.impfl wnmpn &rft
est fortified by the use of Doctor
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, an old
remedy of proved worth that keeps
the entire female system perfectly
regulated and in excellent condition.
Slothers, if your daughters are weak,
lack ambition, are troubled with head
aches, lassitude, and are pale and sick
ly, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is
just what they need to surely bring
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and make them strong and healthy.
For all diseases peculiar to women,
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a
powerful restorative. During the last
50 years it has banished from the
lives of tens of thousands of women
the pain, worry, misery and distress
caused by irregularities and diseases
of. a, feminine character.
"Was it a runaway match?"
"You might call It that. He tried
to run away, but she brought him to
time by threatening a breach of
promise suit." Boston Transcript.
A Suspicion.
"Why is George Washington de
scribed as 'First in war and first in
peace?' "
"I dunno," replied Senator Sorg
hum. "I suspect somebody was try
ing to square him with both the pre
paredness people and the pacifists."
Washington Star.
Ready For a Crime Wave.
"Had any burglars out your way?"
"No," replied Mr. Growcher. "I
have set my boy's new cornet and
his shotgun where no burglar could
fail to find them, but so far I haven't
had any luck." Washington Star.
NEW MODERN DANCING.
E. Fletcher Hallamore. the leading DancInK Ex
pert and Instructor in New York City, writes: 1
have used ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, the antiseptic
powder to be shaken into the shoes, for ten years,
and recommend it to all my Dunils." It cures and
prevents sore feet Sold by all DruflT and Depart
ment Stores, 26c. Hample hlibK Address, Allen
S. Olmsted, Le Boy, N. X.
Constipation, indigestion, sick-headache
and bilious conditions are overcome Dy
course of Garfield Tea. Drink on retiring.
"You say Dibling's allegiance to Mb
alma mater has never wavered?"
"Never. Dlbllng has been out of col-
leee 20 years, and he still borrows
money from his college chums exclus
ively." Birmingham Age-Herald.
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FEWER PEOPLE GROWING OLDER
The Public Health Service reports that more people live to
the age of forty years to-day, but from forty to sixty years
mortality is increasing from degenerative diseases.
Thousands of well-informed men and women to-day are
learning the true value of
SCOTT'S EMULSION
OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL
as a powerful blood-enricher and strength-builder
to ward off the headaches and backaches that mean
weakness. SCOTT'S helps fortify the body against
grippe, pneumonia and weakening colds, through
its force of medicinal nourishment.
Refuse Alcoholic Extracts That Do Not Contain Cod Liver Oil.
Scott Bowne, Bloomfi.ld, N. i. IO-1
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Machinery
Second 'Hand Machin
ery bought, told and
exchanged: ensrlncw.
boilers, sawmills, etc. J. E. Martin Co.. 88 lit
St, Portland. Send for Stock List and prices.
Oregon Vulcahiiihq company
moved to 383 to 987 Burnslde St., Port
land, Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant
in the Northwest. Country sendee a
specialty. Use Parcel Post
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ELECTRIC MOTORS
Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired
WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS
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HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA BARK,
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TYPHOID
b no mors necessary
thanSmallpox, Army
experience has demoostisted
the almort miraculous effl-t
Cacy, and harmlnanesl, of Antityphoid Vaccination.!
Be vaccinated NOW by your phy.lclan, you and
four family. It la more vital than bouse Insurance.
Ask your physician, druggist, or aeud for 'Have
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f esult, from tut , and danger from Typhoid Canters.
THE CUTTER LABOKATOKY, BCIKELCY, CAL.
raoDucise vaccmis a si.ua. usdis u. s. sov. ucsbm
Agnes No, I would never marry a
man to reform him.
Ethel Well, I don't think myself
that harsh measures are the best.
Boston Transcript.
Probably Not
Will the smoke Inspector please
explain why so much of the soft coal
Boot settles on the white-haired dog?
Minneapolis Journal.
Little Miss Malaprop.
"Come, Doris, dear, tell Miss Brown
how old you are."
"I'se free, Miss Brown. How old
is you?" Browning's Magaiue.
At The Theater.
"Does your husband go out to
smoke between acts?"
"No. He comes in to watch the
play between drinks." Froth.
A postal card to Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn,
N. Y asking for sample will repay you.
Inquirer (at South Station) Where
does this train go?
Brakeman This train goes to New
York In 10 minutes.
Inquirer Goodness! That's going
some. Christian Register.
"Anuric" cures Backache, Lumbago,
Rheumatism. Send 10c. Dr. V. M.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for large trial
package.