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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 15, 1916)
J LARGEST MOTH IN TUP NiiUTU 1.1 WEST- REOPENED OCIOBER-U-I9I6 C s-. niwiunni tu nu KtreivM kl) ,550 ftil.. Sofnm ,1 1 1 RflilMt II 11 no CAMfH r Idayup ! ROOMS (TOSS'S WUP .ltd lUttfY tSiaWL 4 WHY BE AN INVALID? Ths Phllllpi System of stopnln Byrnes thotlc nerve-waste, tho cause of Chronic Disease, la without an equal. It atom that wante of vital enerxy, harmonises your vital forces and transforms you Into a now being. It la tho sdentilic application of nature a luw-asslsting nature In natura'a own way. The many chronic Invalid! re. stored to health by It attest Its superior. Ity. Fop full particulars call on or writs DR. R. A. Phillips, ALISKY BLDO., Portland, - Oregon SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs and Farm Produce to the Old Reliable Evording houae with a record of 45 yearn of Square Dealings, and be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE 45-47 Front Street Portland, Oregon New Houston Hotel SIXTH AND EVERETT STS. Four Blocka from Union Station. Under new management. All rooms newly decorated. SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH Rales 50c 75c, $1, $1.50 Per Day. Wanted, Ladies To leave, on trial only, with f rienda.'won derful face beautlfler; results unsur passed; no deposit required; no canvass ing; we furnish everything. Good money for spare time. PRINCESS TOILET CO. Box 1242, Seattle.iWash. FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney, Organizer and Developer; patents secured or FEE REFUNDED; free book on patents. Suites 701, 701 -A, 701-B and 701-C, Central building:, Seattle. Oregon Vulcanizing Company moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St., Port land, Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant in the Northwest. Country service a specialty. Ubo Parcel Post. 6ama Granulated Eyelids, Bir g"T Eyes inflamed by expo- lure to Sud, Bust and Mini EL?, vv an 1u'clc'V' relieved by Murine aCVCS tyeBeneiy. NoSmarting, J juit Eye Comfort At Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye SalveinTube25c. ForBeokeltueEyeFreeask Druggisu or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago LAND FOR SALE In Kern County, California 20 acres fenced and having old well, about five miles from Bakersfield, Cal ifornia, near highway. Good alfalfa land or potatoes and other vegetables. Good crop is being raised on adjoining land. Near good homes and schools. Only five miles from Bakersfield. Low price and easy terms to the right man who wants some good land and good location where he can do well. Address M. A. Green, 822 Mission Street, San Francisco, California. WHEN IN SEATTLE ( FRYE SEATTLE'S LARGEST HOTEL Only three blocks from Depots and Docks. Op posite City Hall Park and Court House. THE FINEST DOLLAR ROOM IN AMERICA With detached bath, 1 person, $1.00 $1.60 2 persons, $1.50 $2.00 With private bath, 1 person, $2.00 $2.60 $3.00 2 persons, $3.0 $3.50 $4.00 "When In Seattle Try The Frye" The Library Habit. Get the library habit. It will help you out of a great many difficulties Including such problems as, how shall I plan and furnish my home? How shall I entertain my guests? How vary my menus? How make my clothes? It will provide you with ar guments in your discussions on wo man suffrage, capital and labor, and other political and special topics. The library habit is the least troublesome to acquire and It brings immediate re turns. The- University Library will be glad to hear from you. College Bul letin. The Piker. Joan (reading) It says here that this war is Armagideon, and the end of the world is fixed for the beginning of ADril. Darby There, now! I always said the kaiser would wriggle out of it somehow! Punch. Do You Know 'em. Some men insist on so much system, observes Elbert Severance, that they are always behind with their work keeping up their system. Kansas City Star. Safe. Black I want to put my money Into something safe! White Try a fireproof vault Do Your Own Plumbing By tayintr direct from OS at wholesale prices and sava the plumbers profits. Write us to day your needs. We will give you our rock bottom "direct-to-you" prices, f. a. b. rail or boat. We actually save you trom W to 36 per cent. AO goods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters for Leader Water Systems and Fuller Johnson Engines. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Sine. Portland. Oretoa 3 o P. N. U. NO. 61, 1918 BELGIANS EXTOLLED Villa Calls on People to Emu late Belgium in Fight. REPUDIATES FOREIGN CLAIMS Americans Called ''Eternal Enemies, the Barbarians of the North" Carranza Laws Annulled. El Paso, Tex. Belgium's heroic ex ample In maintaining an unequal struggle .In behalf of what is believed its right is Francisco Villa's inspira tion in his own struggle, according to copies of his recent proclamation brought to the border Monday by re fugees. This manifesto, which was printed at San Andreas, Chihuahua, ends with the slogan "Mexico for the Mexicans," in heavy type and bears the name of Villa as "General in Chief." "All the peoples of the earth," the document begins, "are capable in de termined moments of the greatest sac rifices when they see their national in tegrity menaced, and when their rightB as free men have been put in jeopardy. Of this we have a beautiful example in the titantic conflagration of Europe, but particularly in the heroic Belgium, which, belonging to one of the most civilized peoples of the globe, went into a devastating war without the most remote hope of victory but con scious of duty done, and which suc cumbed only when the greater part of its sons disappeared between the walls of Namur and Liege, burning their last cartridge to prevent their beloved country from falling with impunity be fore the invader. "Our fatherland also has arrived at the solemn moment when we must op pose the unjustified invasion by our eternal enemies, the barbarians, of the North." Villa then calls on the Mexicans to imitate those people who "Berene and smiling," offer their lives in their country's defense. He regrets that Mexico cannot be unified because of the Carranza partizans, whom he calls "renegade patriots." Villa's declaration of principles in cludes the following: "Free suffrage, in which the mili tary vote will be included, with pun ishing with death "all those not be having themselves in the election.' " The making of military chiefs in eligible to the presidency or to either house of congress. Enforcement only of new laws and the annulment of the old. Annulment of all Carranza .conces sions. Repudiation of all foreign claims for damages. Administration Officials Put . Quietus'on Peace Rumors Washington, D. C Offers of medi ation or suggestions of peace to the European nations have not been made by the United States- and will not be broached by this government in the near future unless there is some quite unexpected turn in world events. Those facts are stated authorita tively by one of the highest officials of the government to counteract reports to the contrary. In official circles it is felt that the increasing and apparently . authorita tive rumors that the United States is planning some move for peace are cal- culated to destroy chances of peace and to defeat their ends. Accordingly, an official denial has been contemplated, probably through the state depart ment. The President, however, has preferred to disassociate himself en tirely from any such announcement, no matter how made, in order that he might stand untrammeled on his origin al offer of mediation. Two cardinal facts stand out in the minds of officials. First, that any such proposals originate in German circles, and second, that their reitera tion has been leading allied statesmen to an extremity of refutation from which it would be very embarrassing for them to recede. Young Mansfield Foiled. New, York RichardMansfield, 18, son of the late actor, after running away from his studies in Tutorial Col lege, South Beach, Conn, for the fifth time and taking a whack at the drama, is back home with his mother. Young Mansfield's career on the boards was brief, thanks to the detective ability of his mother. He began his rush toward fame Wednesday afternoon, when he left school. Hetcame"tothis city and presented himself to the Pro vincetown Players. He was rehearsing when his mother appeared on the scene. Explosion Fatal to IOOO. Berlin (By wireless to Sayville, N. Y.) An explosion in aRussian ammu nition plant hag caused the death of ahniir. lOfin nersnns. according to the Overseas News Agency Sunday, quot ing the Kussian newspaper tiecni. The News Agency statement says: "The Russian newspaper Recht reports that an explosion took place in an am unition factory on La Sallannaya. The fmiafl iii unknown. At the moment of the catastrophe about 1000 persons were working in tne iaciory, an oi whom evidently perished." Royal Prayers Omitted. Paris Prayers for the royal family of Greece were omitted for the first time Sunday in the Greek church in i Paris, by order of the trustees of the i church. I Prince George of Greece was pres I ent. There was no manifestation dur- ing the services. The assemblage ap i pointed five members to visit the Greek legation and demand the sup pression throughout the edifice of all emblems of tne monarcny. EAT LESS MEAT IP Tuke a glass of Suits to flush Kidneys if bladder bothers you. Eating meat regularly eventually produces kidney trouble In some form or another, says a well-known author lty, because the urlo acid In meat ex cites the kidneys, they become over worked; get sluggish; clog up and cause all sorts of distress, particularly backache and misery in the kidney re gion; rheumatic twinges, severe head aches, acid stomach, constipation, tor pid liver, sleeplessness, bladder and urinary Irritation. The. moment your back hurts or kid neys aren't acting right, or If bladder bothers you, get about four ounces of Jad SaltB from any good pharmacy; take a tablespoonful In a glass of wa ter before, breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com bined with lithla, and has been used for generations to flush clogged kid neys and stimulate them to normal activity; also to neutralize the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts cannot Injure anyone; makes a delightful effervescent Uthla water drink which millions of men and women take now and then to keep the kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus avoiding serious kidney disease. The Wishbone Superfluous. . They were dining off fowl in a res taurant. "You see," be explained, as he showed her the wishbone, "you take hold here, Then we must both make a wish and pull, and when It breaks the one who has the biggest part of it will have his or her wish granted." "But I don't know what to wish for," she protested. "Oh, you can think of something," he said. "Well, I'll wish for you." he ex claimed. "Will you really?" she asked. "Yes." "Well, then, there's no use fooling with the old wUhbone," she Interrupt ed with a glad smile; "you can have me." Wisconsin State Journal. Ma's Mistake. "These moth balls are blgger'n usu al, but they don't seem to have much smell." "I wouldn't pack the summer stuff in them, ma." "Why not?" "That's a box of golf balls you have." Louisville Courier-Journal. Logical Deduction. "Is Willie Interested in his nature study class?" "Very much; wanted to know today if cat-tails belonged to the pussy-willow family." Baltimore American. Wife (sternly) Henry Bibberly, look me In the eyes. Bibberly Which p'ticler eye, m' dear. You seem to have more eyes'n a potato. Boston Transcript Consistent Economy. "People are undoubtedly making a proper effort to avoid wasting paper," remarked Mr. Chuggins. "How do you know?" "I Just bought one of those Flivvord autos and the man asked me if I want it wrapped up." Washington Star. A New Terror. Little Millie (whose republican fa ther and grandfather have spoken free ly of the democratic party) Oh, ma ma, Im afraid to go to bed! Im afraid there is a democrat in the closet. Everybody's. Advantage of Dignity. "What are we going to do about Blig- ginB. He won't pay his club dues?" "Make him a member of the board of. governors. Then maybe he'll be asham ed to see himself posted." Washing ton Star. A Quick Decider. Clerk The firemen turned the hose in our basement, sir, and drenched two piles of that silk dress goods. Merchant Advertise a big sale of watered Bilk right away. Boston Tran script WHEN YOU WAKE UP DRINK GLASS OF HOT WATER Wash the poisons and toxins from system before putting more food Into stomach. 8ay Inside-bathing makes any one look and feel clean, sweet and refreshed. Wash yourself on the InBlde before breakfast like you do on the outside, This is vastly more important because the skin pores do not absorb Impuri ties into the blood, causing illness, while the bowel pores do. For every ounce of food and drink taken into the stomach, nearly an ounce of waste material must be car ried out of the body. If this waste material is not eliminated day by day it quickly ferments and generates poi sons, gases and toxins which are ab sorbed or sucked into the blood stream, through the lymph ducts which should suck only nourishment to bus tain the body. A splendid health measure is to drink, before breakfast each day, a glass of real hot water with a tea- spoonful of limestone phosphate In It, which is a harmless way to wash these polsoDS, gases and toxins from the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels; thus cleansing, sweetening and freshening the entire alimentary canal before putting more food Into the stomach. A quarter pound of limestone phos phate costs but very little at the drug store but is sufficient to make anyone an enthusiast on inside-bathing. Men and women who are accustomed to wake up with a dull, aching head or have furred tongue, bad taste, nasty breath, sallow complexion, others who have bilious attacks, acid stomach or constipation are assured of pronounc ed Improvement In both health and appearance shortly. BACK Don't Have Catarrh One efficient way to remove nasal catarrh is to treat its cause which in most cases is physical weakness. The system needs more oil and easily digested lic-uid-food, and you should take a spoonful oi samrs. after each meal to enrich your blood and help heal the sensi tive membranes with its pure oil-food properties. The results of this Scott'$ Emulsion treatment will surprise those who have used irritating snuffs and vapors. . Get the Genuine SCOTT'S QorQQ Every Niqht For Constipation Heddacie,Indiestion,etc. RANDL3ETH I PILL Safe and Sure iiinimiif He Knew It Was Dangerous. An Englishman was seeing his first game of baseball, and the "fan" was explaining the different plays as they were being made. "Don't you think it's great?" enthus iastically asked the "fan." "Well," replied the Englishman, "I think It's very exciting, but also a very dangerous game." "Dangerous nothing," replied the "fan." Just then a runner was put out at second base. "What has happened now?" asked the Englishman. "Chick Smith has died at second," laconically replied the fan. "Died at Becond? ' replied the aston ished Briton. "I knew It was danger ous game." Ladies' Home Journal. Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver. bowels and -stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative three for a cathartic. Sounded Like It "Gertrude," asked the teacher, what were the causes of the Revolu tionary war?" "It had something to do with auto mobiles, but I did not understand Just what," replied Gertrude. "Oh, no, said the teacher; "that was before the day of automobiles." Well, it said it was on account of unjust taxis" said Gertrude, firmly, Exchange. A Point of Reliability. "Anyhow," said the weary election forecaster, "I'm thankful for the Pan ama canal." 'What has that to do with the sit uation?" 'It's the only great American Insti tution that permits me to predict a landslide with any degree of confi dence. Washington Star. Idaho Live Stock Meeting At Pocatello, January 9-12, 1917, will be held the annual meeting of three of the most prominent live stock as sociations of the state of Idaho and of the State Pure Seed association. Tuesday is given over to the meeting of the Idahoairymen's association. Wednesday will be Swine Breeders day and on Thursday will be held the annual meeting of the Idaho Live Stock association. The Pure Seed men will convene on Friday. All meet ings are held at the Joint invitation of the Pocatello Technical Institute and the Pocatello Commercial club. Obeyed the call. Doctor A little building up required, I think. Suppose you try a glass of port in the forenoon, and say another after lunch. The Major Well, I don't think I've drunk less than a bottle a day for the last 10 years. But I'll try and take an other couple of glasses If you like. Punch. Frontal Measurements. "Don't you admire a high brow?" "Yes, unless the expanse of brow is due mainly to a condition of swelled head." --Washington Star. About the Children. "Who can name a word with an T in it?" queried the teacher of the Ju venile class. "Needle!" exclaimed a bright little miss. "Construct a sentence using the word 'grewsome,' " said the teacher. "When the man stopped shaving his whiskers grewsome more," answered Willie. A RIGID Adherence TO SIMPLE HEALTH RULES is really necessary in order to promote and maintain health The digestion must be kept normal, the liver active and the bowels regular When Help Is Needed TRY IIOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters DAIRYING INDUSTRY GROWS Butter, Cheese and Condensed Milk Make Rapid Climb. The dairy Industry of Oregon is growing at rapid rate. Its progress Is shown by statistics which have Just been completed by J. D. Mickle, state dairy and food commissioner, of the production of butter, cheese and con densed milk during the year ending October 1, 1916, as compared with the output in the preceding year. Commissioner Mickle s flguresare as follows: Butter PoundB. 1918..., 10,2H8,396 1915 13,643,728 Increase 2,644,668 CheeBe PoundB. 1916 8,957,908 1916 6,896,887 Increase 2,061,021 Condensed Milk Cases. Pounds. 1910 664,916 27,116,000 1915 445,230 2t,370,910 Increase 119,686 6,745,090 It will surprise many persons to know that the butter, cheese and con densed milk business has increased to such an extent in the past year. High prices obtained by manufacturers and farmers have been the great factor in the building up of the industry, and these high prices can be laid directly to the war. The Oregon market for these commodities is now on an East ern baBis and will continue bo as long as there is Eastern demand. Large shipments of butter have already gone East and more would be shipped were it available. About a dozen carloads of Oregon cheese have also been sold for Eastern shipment and they will be started as Boon as the cars can be ob tained. Eastern and export buyers of condensed milk have for many months kept the Oregon and other Northwest ern markets cleaned up. Sugar Tumbles 30 Cents. Portland A 30-cent decline in sugar prices went into'effect Thursday morn ing, which put the list price of stan dard cane granulated at? S7.95. This is the first change that has taken place in the market since October 21. The decline comes as a consequence of a reduction in the Eastern market. Lo cal jobbers expected an even greater cut. New crop cane sugar is coming on the market and this has caused the weakness. Klamath Beets Are Rich, Klamath; Falls The Klamath Com mercial club is in receipt of a letter from the American Beet Sugar com pany, of San Francisco, in answer to its request for a testof the sugar beets grown in Klamath county.this year. The answer contains an analysis of the beetB sent by the" Commercial club as made by the company's chemists, and covers the sugar properties of beets grown in five different kinds of soil in Klamath county. The sugar content of the beets mentioned runsrom 13.2 per cent to ZU.z. Will Ship 200 Cars Broccoli, Roseburg, Or. That not less than 200 carloads of broccoli will be shipped from Douglas county to the Chicago markets during the present winter, was the statement made here by the management of the Umpqua Valley Fruit Union. Umpqua Valley broccoli made a great record last year, because of its fine quality, snow-white medium head and fine pack. The first of the product will be shipped from Roseburg late in January and other consignments will follow as late as March 1. Prac tically all of it goes to John Nix & Co. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORT Wheat Bluestem, $1.50 per bushel; fortyfold, $1.45; club, $1.44; red Rus sian, $1.40. Oats No. 1 white feed, $5.60. Barley No. 1 feed, $38.00. Flour Patents, $8.00; straights, $6.807.20; exports, $6.80; valley, $7.50; whole wheat, $8.20; graham, $8. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $16.60 per ton; shorts, $30.50; rolled barley $4041.50. Hay Producers' prices: Timothy, Eastern Oregon, $1720 per ton; tim othy, valley, $1617; alfalfa; $16 17; valley grain hay, $1315; clover, $12.60. Butter (Junes, extras, 37c per pound. Jobbing prices: Prints, ex tras, 3940c; butterfat, No. 1, 40c No. 2, 38c, Portland. Eggs Oregon ranch, current re ceipts 38 40c per dozen; Oregon ranch, candled, 4243c; Oregon ranch, selects, 45c. Poultry HenB, 12Jfi14$e per pound springs, 1415c; turkeys, live, 18 20c; dresBed, 2324c; ducks, 1416c geese, 10c. Veal Fancy," 1212Jc per pound. Pork Fancy, 1212Jc per pound. Vegetables Artichokes, 75c& ,$ 1. 10 per dozen; tomatoes, tlwl.75 per crate; cabbage, 52(S)2.25 per hundred peppers, 20c per pound; eggplant, 15c lettuce, IZ cucumbers, $1(3)1.25 per dozen; celery, $4.254.60 per crate pumpkins, lljc per pound; cauli flower, $1.751.85 per crate; peas, 16c per pound. Potatoes Oregon buying prices. $1.25 1.40 per hundred, country points; sweets, $2.50 per hundred. Onions Oregon buying prices, $2.50 per sack, country points. Green Fruits Apples, new, 60c $1.60 per box; pears, Slrjgl.SO; grapes, lugs, $2; casabas, $1.35; cranberries, $10.50&12.50 per barrel. Wool Eastern Oregon, fine, 2527 per pound; coarse, 83ftJ34e; valley, 33 35c; mohair, 35(3 45c. Cattle Steers, prime, $7.007.25 good, $6.507.00; common to good, $4.60(H6.60; cows, choice, $5.75(5,6.15 medium to good, $5.505.76; ordinary to fair, $5.001,5.50; heifers, $5. BOW 6.15; bulls, $2.75,5.00; calves, $3.00 7.00. Hogs Prime, $9 60(3,9.76; good to prime, mixed, $9.60 9.60; rough heavy, $8.609.10; pigs and skips, d.2.,8.7&. Sheep Lambs, $7.00 fj 9.25; year ling wethers, $7.60(88.60; old weth ers, $7. 00 7. 50; ewes, $6.00(7.00. KC Baking Powder Passed by the Board of Censors 1st The manufacturer with the rigid tests of the laboratory and factory. 2ndThe wholesale grocer with his high standing and desire to handle only reliable goods. 3rd The retail grocer who desires to handle only those brands he knows will please his customers. 4th The food officials with their rigid laws for the purity and wholesomeness of food products. 5th And most important, you, the housewife with your desire for purity, efficiency and per . feet satisfaction. ASK YOUR GROCER - HE SELLS IT Ounces for (More than a pound and . a half for a quarter) BE PRETTY! Try Grandmother's old Favorite Recipe of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streak ed or gray. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which Is mussy and trouble some. Nowadays, by asking at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul phur Compound," you will get a large bottle of this famous old recipe, Im proved by the addition of other in gredients, for about 60 cents. Don t stay gray! Try in No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, gloBsy and attractive. Wyeths Sage and Sulphur Com pound Is a delightful toilet requisite for those who desire dark hair and a youthful appearance. It is not intend ed for the cure, mitigation or preven tion of disease. LAND FOR SALE In Solano County, California 160 acres known as Northwest Quarter, Section 28, Township 20, Range 2 West, in northwestern part of Solano Countv. Low price and easy terms to the right man. Address M. A. Green, 822 Mission Street, San Francisco, California. Sociability. 'I'm afraid father-in-law doesn't care much about me," said the young man. "He finds fault with moat every thing I do." "Nonsense," replied his wife, "You don't know his ways. He is treating you ust like one ot the family. Washington Star. Willing To Hear It. "Well, dearest, I have Just asked your father for your hand." 'What did he say?" 'He asked me if I felt capable of as suming a heavy burden." 'And what did you tell him?" "I told him I would take care of all he would give us," She Felt Confident. "Daughter," said the fond mother, what are the intentions of that young man you are allowing to call so often?" "Never mind that, mother," answer ed the wise maiden. "I know what my intentions are." Boston Transcript. Oh, Horrors. "What's the matter with the boy? He seems to have agonizing stomach ache or something," said the visitor. "Yes, poor child," replied the an xious mother, "he tried to eat all the samples given him at a demonstration fair." Jacksonville Times Union. Happy Condition. "This man," said the keeper softly, "Imagines he has millions." "Lucky fellow!" responded the visi tor. "Whenever he needs money all he has to do Is to draw on his Imagina tion." Boston Transcript. To Breal; in New Shoes, Alwnj-H liako In Allcn'e foot jCase, a powder, t r-lirc8 lint, swi-ating, aching, nwollun feet ;ureK (yirnn, Ingrowing nails and bunions. A( ill drnUts and sinxt stureK, 'L'w. Dont accept invHulMtitnte. HainplemailfMiyitEK, Address alien 6. 'jlnuted, he Koy N. Y. A Mistake. "There Isn't a punch to that new play." "What's the matter with the knock out the critics gave it?" Baltimore American. Rather. She Why do they call the places at baseball games the bleachers? ' He Because the hopes of the folks on 'em fade when the home team loses. Baltimore American. TYPHOID Is no more noccssary thanSsaallpox, itrnf ssparlenc. Bat oeflualtnuea the slmort miraculous ffl- CSCT, snd harmlatnMS, of AmltyvBold VsccuuUon.' be nccioaled MOW by youf pbyiklas, yoa Hi yuar fusj.y. U is mots viui Uuu iHUM Uutuaac Ajs your phrilclan. drof eist, or sew) for "Hit yoa has TypbakU" telluif of Tyvhold Vaccina, Senilis from us , ens daaf f from Typhoid Cullers. Tne arrrri uaotATOtv, Ktnruv, cal' raowaaa vmosbs s ssbsos vassa a, a. on. ucssaf TURN GRAY 1 DM To stop dandruff and loss of hair use Realnol Soap and Reslnol Ointment full directions with each package. Sold by all druggists and toilet departments. WEEKS' gf-ww 1 WOK COLDS AMD LA HIPP I Sold by bait drusuiita 25o vwywner- Cheerful Surroundings. TJncle Josh Here's a letter from nephew Harry, that's gone to Africa, and says that within 20 rods o' his house there's a family of laughing hy enas. His Wife Well, I am glad he's got pleasant neighbors, anyway that's something." Tit-Bits. Actor Victim of Realism. Flaying the "bum" has become sec ond nature to H. B. Tingle, a film ao tor, at one time well to do, according to a story he told a police judge. Tim gle was arrested on a charge ot keep ing late and unusual hours, a form of vagrancy. Ho declared since he played the part of a vagrant in "Humanity" he has felt a strange deBlre to live the life a desire bo all-compelling that he actually has lived it, frequenting low dives and the habitats of denizens of the underworld. Judge Chesebro said Tingle's story interested him strangoly and if true would win his probation, actor. Brutal Husband. Mr. Babcook had just been telling his wife ot an old friend. "And he said he knew me when I was a little girl?" Interrogated thewtfe. ."No," Babcock said, "he didn't say anything of the sort." "But you just said he did," said Mrs. Babcock. "No," said the man, "I didn't" "Why, Charles!" exclaimed the wife. "What did he say, then?" "I said," replied the brute, "that he said he knew you when he was a little boy." Exchange. Just So. "They say you can keep off mos quitoes with those Chinese joss sticks." "That's all punk." Baltimore Amer ican. A WOMAN'S TORTURE No ingenuity of barbarism ever de vised an agony so intense, so persistent, so long -enduring, so nerve -harrowing as tiiat which is suffered day after day by the woman whose distinctly feminine organism is deranged or dis eased. There are three trying times in ewry woman's life: 1st when girlhood blossoms into womanhood; 2d when motherhood is achieved; 3d the change. 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