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He had no stomach for the army, but presented himself for exnminiitlon ' with a- "sure trick" tip his sleeve to "work his ticket." lie was physically perfect, but his eyesight wus shock ingso bad, indeed, that the sergeant thought the doctor should see him. "First clnss plivsicully," pronounced the doctor, but when the medicul tuau applied the eye tests the would-be re cruit's sight appeared much worse than when the sergeant had him In huud. "No, no, my man; with sight like that you're no use for the army," said tha medico. "But you out'Ut to' km glasses. Stay, I've a pair like micro scopes, and if you see with them you can hare them." Tha spectacles were produced and fitted oo, and the recruit at once cried, "Oh, I see splendidly I" "Do you now?" said the doctor, with sarcasm. "Take him along, sergeant, and get him sworn In. There's no glass la tha spectacles." London Tlt-Blts. What's tha UieT Be Do you think I ought to aea year husband about my marrying your daughter? She Dear me, no. He will read all bout It In tha papers. Puck. THE STRICTEST ATTENTION must be paid to the first evidence of weak- nesa in the stomach, liver or bowels Neglect only invites illness. BE WISE III TIME -TRY IIOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS mum.. - .m 1 : DEMOCRATS LOSE CONTROL OF HOUSE Both Major Parties Have 215 Each According to Late Returns. ONE SEAT REMAINS IN DOUBT Two Progressives, One Socialist and One Independent Are Seated 1 Speakership is in Doubt. New York With returns missing Saturday from only one congressional district in the United States, the Re publicans and Democrats each had elected 215 representatives. The vote in New Mexico, which is still in doubt. probably will determine which party is to have a plurality of one over the oth er. The present member from New Mexico is a Republican. The balance in the next house will be held by four men, one a Progres sive-Protectionist from Louisiana, one an Independent from Massachusetts, one a Progresssive from Minnesota and the other a Socialist from New York. Their action apparently will determine the choice of a speaker, as well as the fate of legislation which is supported or opposed on purely party lines. In addition to the hope of electing a congressman-at-large from New Mex ico, the Democrats had one grain of comfort. It waB that an official count may disclose that Thomas J. Scully has been re-elected from the Third New Jersey district. They contend the chances were that Scully had been the victor by a few votes over Robert Carson, his Republican opponent, to whom the election previously had been conceded by a narrow margin. A reversal in Iowa, where complete returns showed the election of George C. Scott, Republican, over Congress man Tom Steele, in the Eleventh dis trict, and the election of Republicans in the Second and Third West Virginia districts, brought about the present tie. Four members of other parties have been elected. Late returns appeared further to complicate the congressional situation, Congressman James J. Britt, Republi can, of the Tenth North Carolina dis trict, was reported to have defeated his Democratic opponent, whose elec tion previously had been conceded. The senate remains unchanged, 54 Democrats to 42 Republicans. Villa's Gains Delay Decision of American-Mexican Commission Atlantic City, N. J. Confirmation of reports of the increased strength of various reactionary movements in Mexico served to offset, Saturday, the apparent determination of the Mexican-American joint commission to effect an early adjustment of the prob lem the two governments are facing. Until official reports reveal the truth of the stories of Villa's successes in the North and of the progress made by other reactionaries in the south, tnere appeared a probability that an agreement would be entered into, per haps next week. That appeared less likely, and the chance of a formal ad journment without an agreement other than one of the most general character seemed more probable. Reports received by the Americans from official sources and others re ceived by the Mexicans from their government, dealing, with the activi ties of Villa, were studied at the con ference Saturday. The result of the comparison of the reports was to dis close that General Carranza is now conducting a defensive campaign against Villa with a battle at Escalon imminent, instead of prosecuting an offensive campaign against him. From the source come reports, ac cepted as reliable, that Felix Diaz1 forces are in possession of Rincon An tonio, a station on the Tehuantepec railway, which extends from Salina Cruz, on the Pacific, to Puerto Mexico, on the Gulf of Mexico. Diaz was re ported in the state of Chiapas. It wss believed that the men in command of the Diaz forces that took Rincon An tonio are Canuto Reyes and Ysaba Robles, formerly active in the support of Villa. German Anger is Stirred. Berlin (By wireless to Sayville, N, Y.) A deep impression has been made on the German public by the report from the admiralty that a British pa trol ship, flying the American flag, af ter destroying the German submarine U-41, deliberately ran down two sur vivors. "Indignation is growing in Germany," saya the Overseas News Agency, and the excitement is stim ulated by the fact that German sub marines returning from trip report that they have been attacked treacher ously by hostile merchantmen." California Feela Quaka, Berkeley, Cal. University of Call lornia seismograph instruments re corded an earthquake 375 miles from San Francisco early Saturday. Washington, D. C A heavy earth quake, lasting almost half an hour, was recorded Saturday morning Georgetown University seismograph! First tremors were recorded at 4 :24 o'clock. The heaviest came at 4:31 and 4 :32 a. m and tha disturbance ceased at 4:35. Conservative estimates placed the distance at 2000 miles. Montana Has Blizzard. Helena, Mont. Tha storm which started here Saturday night with rain. quicaiy cnangeo to anow ana wss ac companied by a severe drop in tha temperature. Tha anow waa general throughout tha Prickly Pear valley and Northern Montana and fell to a depth of from threat to six inches. There waa little wind and tha blissard ported from the Northern part of the state has only partially reached bare. ho injury to Lie or property so far. NEWS ITEMS Of General Interest About Oregon Crossings to Be Guarded. Salem To obtain information and suggestions looking toward legislative action to provide for the elimination and protection of grade crossings of railroads and public highways, the Oregon Public Service commission an nounced Wednesday that it would hold hearing in Portland November 23. State, county, municipal and rail road officials and all interested are re quested to be present. Statistics show that accidents are increasing yearly at grade crossings," said Frank J. Miller, a member of the commission, "and in this state there are approximately 2800 grade cross ings, 9b per cent of which have no protection other than the ordinary standard highway crossing warning sign. In the last eight years there have been many accidents at these crossings, 147 of them being attended by serious injury and 40 proving fatal." . Lumber Shipping Steady. Marshfleld C. A. Smith, chairman of the board of directors of the C. A, Smith Lumber & Manufacturing com pany, is authority ' for the statement that the company will not at present make any changes in its method of dis posing of its lumber output from the two mills on Coos Bay. Mr. Smith was in Marshfleld recently and while here gave reasons for continuing the shipment of the mills' output to Bay Point, California. When terminal rates were granted for lumber over the Southern Pacific, it was believed the Smith mills, like several others on Coos Bay, would ar range to manufacture a large portion of its lumber on Coos Bay. Mr. Smith declared the company's plant at Bay Point is a large concern and the business is well established and perma nent. $275,143 Left in Fund. Salem The report of the State In dustrial Accident commission from November 5, 1913, to October 81, 1916, shows that the total receipts have been $1,599,582.61, of which the workmen have .paid $182,774.72; em ployers, $1,210,123.34, and the state $202,010.66. Interest on the general fund has equaled $4673.99. The commission has set aside to guarantee the payment of pensions $501,319.28. In time loss it has paid out $436,167.02; first aid, $187,961.38; burial expenses, $11,862.60; pensions, $49,655.42, and administrative ex pense to date, $137,473.04! Since the commission s organization 15,748 accidents have been reported, of which 2161 were fatal. Farming System Better. Klamth Falls "Since I was here two years ago a marked improvement has been made by the farmers of Kla math county in general farming condi tions," Baid Professor Edward B. Fitts, extension lecturer from Oregon Agricultural college. Professor Fitts, with Professor J. E. Larson and Miss Anna M. Turley, gave four farmers' short courses in Klamath county, one each at Plevna, Mount Laki, Merrill and Bonanza. "There is one general criticism I would make of the methods of dairy ing in Klamath county, however," Professor Fitts continued. "That is as to the type of stock used. Many of the farmers are trying to do a dairy business and still make beef out of the steers from the dairy cows. This can not be done profitably." Sunday Shows Stay Shut. Eugene Eugene will have no Sun day theater performances, if a decision of Judge J. S. Coke, of the Circuit court, is to obtain. He denied an ap plication by the Progressive Amuse ment company for an injunction to restrain the city authorities from in terfering with the operation of its theater on Sunday. The plaintiff attacked the city ordi nance, contending it was in conflict with Lord's Oregon Laws, which ex cepted theaters from Sunday closing. Judge Coke takes the view that inas much as the theaters were excepted under the state law there is no state law applying to Sunday theaters. Possessor Keeps Land. ' Pendleton J. W. Maloney recently won the suit brought against him by Frank Rogers for possession of a quar ter section of Indian land. The jury brought in the verdict for Maloney within 15 minutes. Each had leases to the land, but Ma loney, who had had possession for sev eral years, produced a new lease made in June, which was declared valid. When Rogers attempted to take pos session recently and started to burn the stubble, Maloney ordered him off at the point of a gun, it waa testified. Fire Lost it $137,370. Salem Fire losses in Oregon dur ing October as reported to Harvey Wells, state insurance commissioner, Wednesday, totaled $137,370. The record showa a total of 72 fires occur ring in 62 towns of the state. A large proportion of the fires were In the country, 16 barna and 15 farm dwellings being burned. There were two $10,000 fires, one at Crescent City, where a number of store buildings and a hotel were destroyed, and the other at Silver Lake, where a garage, livery stable and a lumber yard were burned. Supreme Court to Hear 188 Cases. Salem The trial docket of the Ore gon Supreme court for the coming term showa a total of 186 esses, of which 86 are from Multnomah county. Marion county it second with 21 cues to be beard. Other counties having eases on the docket are: Douglas, nine; Jackson, eight; Clackamas, Lane, Washington and Yamhill, aix each; Clatsop and Cone, five each; Co lumbia, four; Hood River, Josephine, Linn and Tillamook, three each; Crook, Klamath and Wasco, two each, i and Lake, Lincoln and Polk, one each. j NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTsTl GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS v Portland Wheat Bluestem. $1.58; forty-fold, $1.51; club, $1.48; red fife, $1.48; red Russian, $1.43. Oats No. 1 white feed, $34. Barley No. 1 feed, $37. Flour Patents, $8.20; straights, $7 7.40; exports, $7; valley, $7.70; whole wheat, $8.40; graham, $8.20. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $23.50(o;24 per ton; shorts, $25.5026 per ton; rolled barley, $39.5041.50. Corn Whole, $48 per ton; cracked $49. Hay Prodncers' prices: Timothy, Eastern Oregon, $17(y.20 per ton; tim othy, valley, $1516; alfalfa, $15 16.50; valley grain hay, $1315; clover, $12.60. Butter Cubes, extras, 82i3Slc Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 34 35c; butterfat, No. 1, 85c; No. 2, 83c, Portland. Eggs Oregon ranch, current re ceipts, 4043c per dozen; Oregon ranch, candled, 4546c. Poultry Hens, 1315c; springs, 14 16c per pound; turkeys, live, 22 23c; dressed, 2527c; ducks, 1317c; geese, ll(i!l2c. Veal Fancy 10101c per pound. Pork Fancy, 12!l2Je per pound- Vegetables Artichokes, 75cfip.l0 per dozen; tomatoes, 75c(ij,$1.25 per crate; cabbage, $1.251.75 per hun dred; peppers, 57c per pound; egg plant, 6(g8c; lettuce, $2; cucumbers, $11.50 per box; celery, 6075c per dozen; pumpkins, lc per pound; squash, lljc per pound. Potatoes Oregon, buying price, $1.40 1.50 per hundred, country points; tweets, $2.252.50 per hun dred. - Onions Oregon buying prices, $2.50 per sack, country points. Green Fruits Apples, new, 60c$2 per box; pears, $11.50; grapes, $1(8! 2; casabas, lie; cranberries, $9.50 per barrel. Hops 1916 crop, 8lllcper pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, fine, 23 26c; coarse, 8032c; valley, 33c. Mohair 40c per pound. Cascara bark Old and new. Sic per pound. Cattle Steers, prime, $6. 40(5)7 ; good, $6(26.40; common to fair, $5 5.75; cows, choice, $5. 60 6; medium to good, $4.505; ordinary to fair, $3.50(24; heifers, $4(5,6; bulls, $3 4.25; calves, $47.50. Hogs Prime, $9.259.75; good to prime mixed, $8.259; rough heavy, $88.25; pigs and skips, $88.25. Sheep Lambs, $8Cd)8.75; yearlings, wethers, $77.50; old wethers, $6.25 fe6. 50; ewes, $55.50. Portland Warehouses Sell 1,500,000 Pounds of Wool Portland Several big wool deals, involving about 1,500,000 pounds of the Oregon clip of this year, have been closed in this city in the past few days. One of the transfers was a block of 1,000,000 pounds. The wools sold have been held here since early summer by the Columbia Basin Wool Warehouse company and the Portland Wool Warehouse company. The prices realised were not made public, but it is known they were the highest prices ever paid for wool in this state. The bulk of the wool sold went to Eastern woolen mills, but Boston deal ers also secured several large lots. Three or four million pounds remain unsold in the local warehouses. Stocks of wool in Portland have been larger than anywhere else in the West, except Chicago, and this fact has turned the attention of buyers to this city. This is what the wool men and warehouse men of Oregon have been striving for, the making of Port land a wool center where stocks could be accumulated and sold direct to the consuming trade. As the holders of the wools just sold have realized a good advance over the prices prevailing during the early part of the season, they have demonstrated their wisdom this time, at least in not taking first offers, but in holding for the late market. Biennial Report Shows Well. In compiling; his forthcoming bien nial report, Superintendent of Public Instruction J. A. Churchill, finds that there are 1628 teachers In Oregon who hold life state certificates or life diplo mas. The number of teachers holding life papers is 112 greater than in 1916. The regularity with which the chil dren attend school in Oregon ia worthy of notice. Through the elforta of the country teachers to keep the attend ance up to 92 per cent, t,he average re quired before a school may be consid ered standard, the percentage of daily attendance in the rural schools is lightly over 90 per cent, which is higher than in any other state in the United States. Tha percentage of at tendance in the city schoola ia still higher, so that the average attendance for the entire atate is 94.8 per cent The number of absences from school waa 2,817,410 less last year than dur ing the previous school year. Cranberry Prices on Higher. Portland Cranberry prices were ad vanced all along the line Tuesday. Job bers are now quoting Eastern cranber ries at $12(412.60 a barrel and Pacific Coast stock at 19. 60. The first car of Florida grapefruit has arrived and will be quoted at $5.25 to $5.75. Sweet potatoes are very firm at $2.60. Local stocks are amall and owing to the car shortage cannot be replenished readily. The potato market was barely steady on the street at $1.75(r(2. Canned Milks Are Again Advanced. Portland ' The purchaser of the Agen million-dollar milk-condensing plant at Mount Vernon, Wash., turns out to have been tha Carnation Milk Product company, aa waa suspected at the time of the sale by many of tha wholesale grocers. The Carnation company, in Its notice to the trade Wednesday, listed Mount Vernon milk with Ita other products. Carnation milk waa advanced 10 cent a case to $4.15 and AOwr was raised 10 centa to $3.90. Mount Ver , Don ia listed 10 centa below Carnation. Forest Notes. Much spruce of both the eastern and western varieties is used for sounding boards of pianos and organs. Its natural resonance has won it first place for this purpose. Of the present total supply of hard woods in the country, sixty-one per cent is located in the southern states. The Appalachian hardwood region is at present the greatest center of hard wood production. Within the past year, the Forest Products Laboratory, Madison, Wis., by co-operation with manufacturers, has succeeded in getting a dye, made from mill waste of osage orange, put on the market as a substitute for fus tic which we Import from Jamaica and Tehauntepec. About nine-tenths of the paper which we use is made from wood. Many of the so-called "silk" socks, neckties, and fancy braids now on the market contain artificial silk made from wood. He Meant Well. Niece I do think you are clever, aunt, to be able to argue with the professor about sociology. Aunt I've only been concealing my ignorance, dear. Prof. Bilks (gallantly) Oh, no, Miss Knowles. Quite the contrary, I as sure you. Boston Transcript. Agents--Demonstrators--Moorite overcomes disease. Endorsed by physicians Sample free. Write J. A. Moore, 46 Pike Place. Seattle, Wash. Waste of Money. "Women have queer ways." "How now?" "The styles call for mannish hats. So my wife bought a mannish hat for $18." "Well?" "She could have bought a man's hat for $4." Pittsgurgh Chronicle-Telegraph. A Merit. "Do you think imitation butter Is as good as the real?" "In one respect," replied Miss Cay enne, "it's better. People can afford to buy it." Washington Star. first aid for skin tto Sold fcy all druggists. Sore (iranulafcd Eyelids, Eyes inflamed by expo, sure to Sun, Dasf and Wind EyesS! luickly relieved by Murine BefflCdy.Nobnurting, lust Eve Comfort. At Your Drurelit's 50c per Botlle. Murlae Eyt Silvt inTubei 2 5c. r or oook iae cyerreeatK Druggist or Murine Eye Bemedy Co., Chicago TYPHOID' la no more necessar? than Smallpox, Aiuy expcileace bat demonstrated the almost miraculous effi cacy, and aaraletJtirU.efAiiUtTPtiolc; Vaccination. Be vaccinated NOW by yoiu physician, you and your f amlly. It Is aaors vital than house insurance. Ask youf physician, druesUt, or semi tor 'Hsvs you had Typhoid?" telllni of Typhoid Vaccine, f ssults 'rosa us , and danger from Typhoid Carriers, THE CUTTCI LAoORATOSY, BCIKCLEY, CAL1 passu cins vaccisss a sisuas sssis u. s, ewr. ucsast Exohange. 'A man has a right to change his opinions. "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum, "but he has to be careful not to get cheated in the trade and come out worse off than when ho started. Washington Star. . The Bargaining Instinct. "You took your boy to a circus to reward him for being good?" "Yes. And then he decided It was n't much of a circus tr.d tried to be bad enouph to nyike Bure he wasn being cheated." Washington Star. Why They Cheered. "Who are those people who cheering?" asked the recruit as aoldlers marchrrt to the train. "Those," replied the veteran, "are the peoplo who arc not going." Lon don Saturday Journal. Yon Cap Oct Allen', .'ool-f asc TRUE. Wrlto Allen H. Oimried. l.o 1 oy, N. V.,for free sniiiplo ol Ailr-nii riot-I.asP. It run- iweatinii, h-i', swollen, acliliirr iect. It mikes new or tlelit shoes easy. A eeilala eure for :nnis. Inviowing nfl-li end bunions. Ail drug gists toll tt. :Ue. Uon'l scc-i't any substitute. Clash cf Colors. "I don't understand this talk about a green bay tree," declared the horse man. - "Kh?" "If It's green, how can it be bay?" Louisville Courlcr-Jnurmil. Her Tralnlnj. She's quite a famous novelist, She writes bent-selling books. She got ber start In fiction Writing references for hor cooks. H'jBton Transcript. Not For Him. 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Manabn is mud, gently urging Yimv n nlM..nL liv their use as directed, t ot children and Invalids the treatment ia sale you. Uetauoatouay. TUP DroilNi a i,M a ' - Juvenile Logic. It was at a private entertainment and a lady had Just risen from the piano. ' "Would you like to be able to sing and play as I do, dear?" No, ma am, was the unexpected reply. "And why not?" aaked the lady. " 'Cause," explained the small ob server, "I wouldn t like to nave people say such horrid things about me." Indianapolis Star. At One Gulp. Doctor Well, Patrick, how are you feeling today? Pat Oh, doctor, I feel worse than ever. Doctor What! Didn't you take the pills I gave you? Pat Of course, but I'm not sure II the Ud has come off the box yet. Philadelphia Public Ledger. Always on Duty, 'I hear you want a chaperon for your daughter." yes. Are you a musician? 'Why should your daughter's chap eron be a musician?" 'So that you can accompany her on the piano." Louisville Courier-Journal. Neutral Answer. High There's Fred Scads over the there. He made 11,000,000 In street last year. Lowe Honestly? High I don't know, but he made It. The Lamb. Pensions for Re-marrled Widows. The remarried widows (If now a widow) of Civil War Union soldiers, sailors and msrinos may now secure pension on the service of the first IClvil War! husband, roe nxed by law and contingent UDon success. Over 35 years exnerienee. Taber oV Whitman Co., WashiiitfUm. D. C. The Dark Horse, Anzac officer That's a pretty Bad looking crock you've got there, Foran. Cornstalk trooper Well, 'e ain't much to look at, sir, but 'e throws a dandy Bhrtdder when Us real hot! London Opinion. Only Partly to Blame, Mistress Ucally, Mary, you inlKht at least see that the plates are clean. New girl Well, mum, 1 owns up to the thumb mark, but the died csk was on.thore afore I tamo. Ilostou Tran script. Placing the Blame. "Have you anything, to say before I pass sentence?" 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AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL The school where you should Set your training must be practical and give you & good shop ex perience. The Portland Y, M. 0. A. AUrOMOBILI SCHOOL IS THAT PIAOC Address The Registrar, Portland Y. M. C. A., and get an Illustrated Bulletin giving the com plete details u( COST, TIME and CONDITIONS SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs and Farm Produce to the Old Reliable Kverding house, with a record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKH1TE 45-47 Front Street Portland. Oretea Irrigation Systems Pipe, Flume, Pumps, Gates, Weirs, Tanks, Troughs, Silos. We spe cialize on Irrigation and Drainage "u"k- A. L GAGE & SON , 303 Spalding Bldg. Portland, Or. New Houston Hotel SIXTH AND EVERETT STS. . Four Blocks from Union StaUon. Under new management. All rooms newly decorated. SPECIAL RATES DY WEEK OR MONTH Rales 60c, 75c. SI, $1.50 Per Day. Oregon Vuicanizinb Company moved to 3:13 to XI7 ilurnside St., Port land, Ore. 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"At the beach, making love to the last girl there." "Huh! Knjoylng tlio lait diue ot summer, eh?" JihIk". And Another Fourth, C P.acon I see about one-fourth of the area of Hie I'nttcd Slates Is still covered by forests. Egbert And another fourth, I ex pect, by mortgages. Yonkera States man. P. N. U, No. 47. IQia fine