DRIVING AWAY DEMONS TRENCHES FOR DRAINS loekkttpln Stantrrialij Tiltiikr Itakiif HI inaasM MOW la Siakt I. i 00 a la pes aeilUeH ISO.M UMilr-lll ilbn,t C.nlstau. Msf.msilst.Jaa. ANCIENT CEREMONY RECENTLY HELD IN JAPAN. Ditching Plows Will Prove of Ma terial Assistance. Aiwars tealtlea far yea oameeteat, Complete House for Only $75 For a homnstmid, seaside nd mountain sum mer resorts, thuni la nothing; that will boat our B-room bunitabw, This house la made of good puility court Hr lumbar, the houaa balm 211x10 faat In sise, dlvluVd into two noma to ault tha repulremenU of tho purchaaer; has 2. d1r?: 8 wlnilw". and galvanlsi-d awel chimney, A hamim-r, wrench, and ecrew driver la all that la novdtxl to aract, Our mill price direct from factory to you la only 176. Millmade Construction Co., 504 Hood Street, PORTLAND, OREGON The Mathews Welding & Cutting Co., 881 Everett St., Near Ninth, Portland, Ore, Portable Eleclric and Oxy-Acetylene Plant. Ready at all Tlm. 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Buy your used auto parts from an old-established and reputable dealer, who has a reputation to protect and conducts the largest parts store and carries the largest complete as sortment of used auto parts of any company this side of Chicago. Our prices are less, and for this reason we outsell all others. All parts are guar anteed to be in first-class condition. MOTOR PARTS MFG. CO. Incorporated. 323-325-327 BUBNSIDE ST., PORTLAND, OR. Not Likely. Beatrice Amelia, the maid of all work attached to the domicile of Bil kins, decided to link her fate with a member of the opposite sex. After the tying-up ceremony she ap proached her late mistress with all her worldly wealth and requested that it should be kept In her custody until called for. "I'll keep It for you," said the lady In astonishment, "but won't you be needing the money to spend on your honeymoon?" Amelia eyed her mistress with scorn as she displayed her superior knowl edge of the world. "What, mum!" she exclaimed. "D'ye think I'd trust myself with a strange man and all that money on me?" London Ideas. Thought on Marriage. Senator Burton said at a wedding breakfast: "It is a cheerful sight to see a good, well-balanced marriage, such as this one. What a sad thing It is, on the other hand, to see one of those mar riages where the groom has a lot of pad habits that we know, for all the bride's devotion, he will never be able to break away from. "When I hear of a girl who is con templating such a marriage I always feel like saying to her: " 'To marry a man to reform him Is like trying to make a good omelet out of bad eggs.' "Washington Star. ' One remedy with many uses Han ford's Balsam of Myrrh. Adv. Poor Reward. "Virtue is its own reward," observ ed the alleged philosopher. "Yes," replied the other fellow, "but the reward is seldom more than 30 bob a week." London Answers. Got All He Wanted. O'Brien Did yez convince Cassldy thot he was In the wrong? Mulligan Oi dinnaw If I convinced him; but Oi med him own up to it Boston Transcript. Sure. Teacher If a farmer sold five tons of potatoes at sixpence a pound, what would he get? Boy A motorcar. London Answers Veal Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce To the Old Relisble Everding house with a record of 46 years of Square Dealings and be aasured of Top Market Prices. F. RL CRONKHITE, S47 Frost St, PORTLAND, ORE P. N. U. No. 32, 1918 WHEN writing ta " tJew taia paver. Ship Superstition Dying Slowly In the Em pire of the Mikado Hat Been an Annual Cuitom for Twelve Hundred Years. 'Ceremonies were held recently throughout the Japanese empire In household, shrine and temple to drive away the demons of ill-fortune. The date corresponds to the old Chinese New Year, marking the transition from winter to spring under the ancient cal endar. Tradition long observed In Japan holds the demons of ill luck may be kept away during the year by pelting them with hard beans and by hanging outside the door a branch of holly hock and the head of a herring. The Idea Is that the herring, whose odor Is distasteful to the demon, will keep the evil one from entering the house, and that If he succeeds in entering he will be blinded by the beans. Each member of the household takes as many beans as he has years, and throws them In all directions and In all the rooms of his house. It was about 1,200 years ago, dur ing the reign of the Emperor Monbu that the first ceremony of demon re moving was held in Japan. Adopting the rite from China, the emperor in corporated it with the object of stamp ing out an epldemio that raged throughout the land. The recent modern celebration was like this: Toward evening house wives become busy preparing for the celebration; beans are crackling in kettles and feasts are prepared for the family god and the family. Mean while the husbands clean the shrine, light the sacred lights and burn in cense, while awaiting the beans and the feast. Parched beans are offered in a wood en box to the family god, and the fam ly clap their hands and reverently bow before the shrine. Then the master carrying the box of beans, starts round his house, followed by his children to pelt out the demons of misfortune. When he throws beans toward the di rection of the god of good fortune he cries out: "Come in, fortune!" and when he pelts toward the other direc tion he shouts: "Go out, demons!" Children gather the scattered beans and vie with each other in Beelng who gets most. There is a superstition regarding the word "bean" which may explain why it plays such a part in the cere mony. The Japanese for "bean" is "mame" and "mame" means 'health." Therefore the bean is the emblem of good fortune. In Uniform. It seems that over there where the war is, if any civilian goes to the front, upon any of the grave missions which permit a civilian to get within the lines, he thinks it necessary to adopt a sort of uniform. He rigs him self up like a Richard Harding Davis war correspondent, in riding breeches and the leggings that go with them. Not long ago, according to report, two high officials of the civilian adminis tration in Paris went to view the trenches on official business more or less. Both followed the fashion. M. S was equipped with fine molded pigskin leggings, M. L wore put tees, the kind that wrap round and round in spirals. A general and a couple of colonels were on hand to receive the eminent visitors when they left the train at the last station behind the front. As they dismounted from the special com partment it was observed that M. S had his leggings on backwards, giving the extraordinary effect of wearing the calves of his legs in front, while M. L had not taken five steps before his puttees came un wound, and trailed sadly upon the earth, revealing a pair of slender shins garnished with stockings of tender purple silk. The general and the colonels did not even dare to laugh. Germans Use New Kind of Shell. The Germans In the Dvinsk regions are using a new shell, which has a cast-iron nose grooved Internally and with a central opening nearly one Inch In diameter, from which, several hours after the shell has burst, there still comes a strong odor of prussic acid. The shell, which is provided with an arrangement to delay the explo sion, generally bursts on the ground. Wounds of the slightest character from fragments of these Bhells, in evitably and usually very rapidly, cause death. Real Harbinger of Spring. The groundhog is accepted by many as giving the first clue to when spring may be expected. Others wait for the robin, but all will concede that among the real harbingers of spring Is the small boy playing "keeps." When the genuine vernal spirit is In the air It unerringly is manifested by Young America who Instinctively turns to marbles. The fever is not on him long, but It is never-falling and always coin cident with the break-up of winter. Give Libraries to War Victims. When the Russians invaded East Prussia they destroyed every library in the villages and cities they occu pied so the inhabitants are left with out books. The Berliner Goethebund has started a subscription to restore the books. Herr Krupp von Bohlen bjautod it with 11,250. Portland Y.M. C. A. Auto School Day and night claaaea. Expert training: In repairing, driving and machine work. Including forge, lathe, shaper, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WRITE US. SHOE AGENTS WANTED MEN AND WOMEN NO EXPENSE NO INVESTMENT Take ordera for Rosenthal's Shoes. Act as ex clusive agent. Write today for InstrucUona. Make tlt.OU to M0.IXI weekly; othera do. ROSENTHAL'S 181-163 Post St., San Francisco, Cal Cash For Butterfat Make us your next shipment of Cream. We guarantee absolutely correct teste. Imme diato returns-ltlght troutment. UO IT NOW Hazelwood Co., Portland HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We tint all yog have. Write lor prices ind shipping tags THE H. F. NORTON Co. Poniind, Ore, Seattle, Wo REDUCED FREIGHT RATES To and from all points on household roods, pianos, and automobiles. Information cheerfully given. Pacific Coast Forwarding Co., M.'orl ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland, Ore. Double Tread Puncture Proof Tires Made from your old ones. Last long as Brand New TIKES Write us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. 660 Washington St. Portland. Ore. Gone for Good. The man who globe-trots for a liv ing met an old pal from his native village. v "How do they all go at home?" he Inquired. "What's happened to Bill Smith and Joe Parkins? I suppose they've Joined up?" "Yes, they be gone," said his com panion sadly. "Well, and how's old Mrs. Brown? I'd like to see her again," remarked the traveler. His friend started to sob. "You'll never see poor Mrs. Brown again!" he wailed. "Come, come! I suppose you mean she's dead. But remember, we all meet after death." "Yes," said the friend; "but you'll never see her again. Mrs. Brown's gone to heaven." And the air grew decidedly chilly. London Ideas. To keep clean an healthy take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu late liver, bowels and stomach. Feathered Quadrupeds. Teacher Willie, what Is a quadru ped? Willie A thing with four legs, sir. Teacher Name one. Willie An elephant Teacher Are there any feathered quadrupeds? Willie Yes, sir. Teacher What? Willie A feather bed, sir. London Answers. "Money Back" Medicine. Our readers never risk a cent when they buy Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh because every dealer in this liniment is authorized to refund the money if the Balsam is not satisfactory. Adv. Out of It '"Deed no, sah, I can't jine no army." "But your country needs you, Ras- tus." "Can't help dat. It's onpossible." "Why impossible, Rastus?" "Well, you see, my or woman has been ovah to de police co't an' put me unner bonds to keep de peace. No, sah, I can't do no fighting, nohow." Boston Transcript. The Price of Peace. i "I quarreled with my wife yesterday and we haven't spoken since." "Why don t you make up? "I'm going to. All I'm worried about now is the Indemnity." Boston Tran script. HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL The only Automobile School on tha Pa cific Coast main'-ainintr a Gas Tractor Dept. Usinc Holt ( a-rpi!lar. C, L. Best Tracklayer and Whel Tractors, both in the school and operating field. 445 Hawthorns Are Portland, Ore. A Csod Violin b Made Ss: It Doe Not Grow So. There is only one way to get a good Violin Without Great Ex pense, which is: Send id your Old Bad One and have it made into an OM Ooo4 Oae. Esti mates riven free. All work guaranteed. Snd to THE COULTER CO.. 227H WukailN K f srtlaai On. Oregon Hernia Institute Rapture treated mechanically. Prirata fitting rooms. Highest teetimoniala, Ra aalta guaranteed. Call or write. JOHNSON A UMBARGER 411-412 ABakr BaiUiog. Portland, Oregaa Apparatus for Digging Ditches for Tile Drainage Systems May Be Ob. talned at Prices Ranging . From $18 to $6,000. (From the United stntr-s Department ol Agriculture.) Some form of trenching machinery will prove n profltuble Investment, ac cording to engineers in the United Stutes department of agriculture, If tho landowner Ims more than 100 rodf of tile drain to lay In soil that will ro il ul ro picking but which Is freo from rock. Ditching plows that can ho pur chased for $18 to $20 will prove ot material iisHlstnnco In such work, If as much as l,fi00 rods of tile drain nrn Endle3S Chain Machine. to bo laid the landowner will be Jus tified in' purchasing it horse-drawn plow at $50 to ?:!00, provided the soil is free from rock and large roots. The Installation of 5,000 rods of drain tile will justify the purchase of a power driven trenching machine for $1,500, provided the machine can subsequent ly be sold for one-half its original cost, The various types of trenching ma chines ore divided, in Farmers' Bul letin COS, a new publication of the department, Into four classes: (1) Plows and scoops, (2) wheel excava tors, (3) endless-chnln excavators, (4) scraper excavators. The plows and scoops range In price from $18 for a simple ditching plow to loosen the dirt and make hand shoveling easier, to plows costing $300 and fitted with de vices for lifting out the dirt and trim ming the trenches. The other three clnsses are usually elaborate machines costing $1,200 to $0,000, which may not be profitable Investments for the av erage farmer who has only a small amount of draining to do. However, where there Is much drainage to be done it will be well for the landowner to investigate the advlsnhlllty of pur chasing some trencher which has a de tachable tractor. When not needed for trenching, the tractor mny be easily separated from the digging apparatus and used in all the ways In which a farm tractor Is ordinarily employed. Another method of securing the scrv Ices of a power mnchlne Is for several landowners to combine in purchasing and using it Three things are required of a good trenching machine, namely: (1) It must operate efficiently through varl ous kinds of soil; (2) It must be cap able of cutting true to grade; (3) It must work for long periods without breaking or otherwise getting out of order. Probably none of the plows or scoops cuts accurately to grade, and some hand work Is necessary to make the trench smooth for laying the tile properly. However, their low cost makes it profitable to employ them on work that would not justify the use of more expensive machinery. The cost of trenching by machinery must include, besides the expense for operation and repairs, Interest on the Investment and proper charges for de preciation of the machine. The Inter est and depreciation charges are con tinuous; whethes the machine Is work ing or Idle. The real difference In cost of trenching by machinery and by Ditching Plow. hand is not so great as It Is often supposed to be, but many times there are advantages In having the work done quickly or In employing only a few men Instead of a large number. The more expensive machines will be profitable If the owners can keep them busy a large part of the time. PLOWING UNDER GREEN CROP Greatest Benefits Derived by Applying Light Top Dressing of Yard or Stable Manure. If you would gain the greatest bene fit from plowing under a green crop give It a light top-dressing of yard or stable manure before plowing. So lit tle as five spreader loads per acre will return a handsome dividend. Decay ing manure contains great numbers of bacteria which the Missouri station finds beneficial in helping the green crop to decay and become available for the crop which is planted. KEEP HENS FREE FROM LICE Vermin Steal Vitality That Food Gives Little Chicks If Mother Hen Is Infested. Hens brooding chicks must be kept free from vermin of all kinds or a part of the food fed to the youngsters will be thrown away because the lice will take the vitality that the food gives the youngsters. five boxes 0 1 of Eureka Stumping Powder and novfji M' I want to sell a lot of other powder I that I have," writes Rudolph Stadeli, I r. IB bilverton, Ure. ' 1 he other powder '- - I makes me terribly sick when I try to use it, but Eureka does I I not give me the least headache. I . Lureka Mumping rowder is one ot the two B jfW A ft ttbV Ya ervV ar swar m wwarew-si I H t'S lAUkalillAUM IJIltJlLaUSiUV I Eureka goes farthest and costs least In blasting stumps In dry ground. Giant Stumping Powder saves work and money in blasting in wet soils. Both of these Giant Farm Powders are made especially to, meet Western farm conditions. They are made by a Pacific Coast company, with SO years' expcrien-i the company that originated all "giant powders." Your dealer can supply you; if he does not, write us and we will see that you get the genuine, which has the Giant brand on every box. Save Money on Stump Blasting Our valuable illustrated book. "Better Stump Removing," shows you how to do it. Send us your address on a post card and we will mail you this book and any of four others on Orchard Tillage, Boulder Blasting, Subsoil Blasting and Ditch Blasting, that you care to have. Write for them now. THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., JJK. San Francisco "Ewry thing for Bleating" BRANCH OFFICES l Seattle, Spokane, Portland, Salt Lake City, Denrer FALL TERM OPENS TUESDAY, SEPT. 5, 1916 Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship, Letterwriting, Arithmetic, Commercial Law, and all commercial subjects taught by ex perienced teachers. Civil Service training a specialty. The demand for our Graduates exceeds the supply. Write Today for Free Illustrated Catalogue. LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE A. T. LINK, Principal. Phone Main S063 Tilford Bld'g, Tenth and Morrison Sta., Portland, Or. Dehyphenlzlng. "I just think it should be stopped by law," said the good wife, looking up from her paper. "What should be stopped by law, my angel?" aBked the kind husband. "This practice of people hyphenating their nationalities. There should be no German-Americans or French Americans or Italian-Americans. They should all be just plain Americans." "But if such a law were passed, my angel," meekly suggested the kind husband, "would that affect your prac tice of signing your name 'Mrs. Eliza beth Hicks-Mugley?'" Bnt her only reply was a hyphen ated sniff Judge. To quickly cool burns and take the fire out use Hanford's Balsam. Adv. An Underbidden. "Ye'll excuse me, captain," said O'Harrity, addressing the commander of the battleship, "but is ut thrue that it costs sivin hundred dollars to fire wan o' thlm big guns?" "Yes, O'Harrity," said the captain. "Why do you ask?" "Ol fought Oi might save yez some money, sorr," said O'Harrity. "Sure and Oi'll fire 'em for yez for tin." New York Times. Not Complaining. "So you have to wear your boy Josh's old clothes." "Yep," replied Farmer Corntossel. "We can't afford to waste 'em. And there's something to be thank'ful for when I think of what mother would be like If Josh had been a daughter in stead ot a son." Washington Star. Real Ones. "Has Jenks any grounds for predict ing a real estate boom In his neighbor hood?" "Oh, yes. His own that he wants to sell." Baltimore American. HOT WATER AND "ANURIC" BEFORE MEALS-AND HEALTH All people in America and especially those who are past middle age are prone to eat too much meat and in con sequence deposit lime-salts In their arteries, veins and joints. They often suffer from twinges of rheumatism or lumbago, sometimes from gout, swol len hands or feet. Such people are not always able to exercise sufficient ly in the outdoor air or drink enough pure water In order to sweat freely and excrete impurities thru the skin. Dr. Pierce has conducted experiments and thoroughly tested a uric acid sol vent at his Invalids Hotel and Surgi cal Institute which he is convinced is many timat more potent than llthla this he named "Anuria" It can be had at almost all drug stores by simply asking for Dr. Pierce's Anuric for kid neys or backache. It will overcome such conditions as rheumatism, drop sical swellings, cold extremities, scald ing and burning urine and sleepless ness 'due to constant need ot getting out ot bed at night. Our grandmothers have told our mothers and our mothers have in turn STUMPING AGRICULTURAL Kill All Flies! T,Z SprtMl Placed ftnrwharo. Daisy 9y KHUr attru.te and kfllitll fliui. Moat, clean, ornamnntal, convcmiuiit. and cheap. aforiuaill, ear, t piifw Up oTof, fill not soil Dt '.f Injuru anything. Outran V tomd tsffaetUai. A.b ly .4ittM. pr.ij.ij, il.biX. HAROLD SOMERI, 100 O.K.Ik A. Bf..kP,., (1. T.'. Cranulaled Eyelids. Eyes inflamed by expo ure to Sun. Dusl and Win 4 M i; I L - U. Eye - miii'Kiv relieved nv muiiiin Eye ficmedy. No Smarting, iust Eye Comfort. At Vour Druggist'ii 50c per Bottle. Murine Eyt SalveinTubea2Sc. ForDtokulibeEyeFrMask Druggists or Murine Eyo Bcmeiy Co., Cbicsga, One Salesman and Another Mrs. Autoun wanted new shoes, so the went Into a shop, where an oblig ing assistant brought out a selection for her to try on. "That's strange, madam," said he, after many vain attempts to fit her. "One of your feet is larger than the other." Bristling with rage, the lady left that Bhop and sought another. Here, again, the assistant failed to find a pair that would do. "How curious, madam," he said, "one of your feet Is smaller than the other." And with a beaming smile Mrs. Au toun bought two pairs Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. For sprains and bruises apply Han ford's Balsam thoroughly. Put it on, and rub it In. Adv. Kindly Explained. He Here Jones and I started in business together, and he has retired while I am still In the harness. She But then Jones Isn't a mule. Instructed us that In case of sickness, resort to Dr. Pierce's dependable household prescriptions. These med icines as put up for Bale by druggists have never been recommended as "cure-alls," but only as superior rem edies for certain common and easily recognized diseases. Had these medi cines been adapted to all classes and forms of chronic diseases there would have been no necessity for organizing a competent staff of expert physicians and surgeons, to act in the treatment of difficult, obscure and complicated cases cf chronic diseases, as Dr. Pierce maintains in his Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute. Of his home rem edies the most widely known are his "Favorite Prescription" for womanly troubles and run-down conditions pe culiar to the womanly sex; bis "Golden Medical Discovery," the greatest of all herbal system tonics and vltalizers, for stomach, liver and blood disorders, as well as his "Pleasant Pellets," the tiny, tonio laxatives, overcoming con stipation and cleansing the system of poisons and accumulations In the bowels.