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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (June 30, 1916)
SEAGULLS RACING WITH THE WORLD'S GREATEST BATTLESHIP IN SPEED TRIALS Cheap Paint is not Good Paint. Good Paint is the Cheapest Paint. Your Dealer has a Reliable Brand. "HEALTH" DR. KORINEK'S KOW KONDITIONER stimulates the generative organs and is a pow erful breeding tonic, insures easy calving and cleaning and prevents milk fever, inflamed bag and in fact any disease that may attack a cow when in a weakened condition, Kow Konditioner will increase the flow of milk 5 to 16 per cent without an increase in feeding. Dr. Korlnek'i Calf Scour and Cholera Rem edy will insure your calves against calf scours, white scours and calf cholera, and make them thrifty. Dr. Kori nek's Anti Cow Bloat Capsules save hundreds of cows yearly from dying of alfalfa & clover bloat. Ask your dealer for KORINEK'S REMEDIES, they are guaranteed, or write to KORINEK REMEDY CO., Kenton station, Portland, Oregon New Houston Hotel SIXTH AND EVERETT STS. Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new management. All rooms newly decorated. SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH Rates 50c 75c $1, $1.50 Per Day. If you cannot come to Portland to get your eyes fitted, I will Bend you my method of test ing eyes by mail. Not as desirable as person al service but much better than going with out glasses needed or trying to tit yourself. Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, the Jew-eler-Optician, 266 Morrison it, Portland, Oregon Portland Y.M. G. A. Auto School Day and night classes. Expert training in repairing, driving and machine work, including forge, lathe, shaper, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WHITE US. DRS. HEDLUND, SKIFF i MILLER, DENTISTS, Take pleasure In announcing that they are lo cated at 4&6-4&y Morgan bid.. (4th floor), Wash ington at Broadway. Portland. Ore., where they will be pleased to meet their friends and patients. These oflices will be conducted on a policy of sprv ice at moderate prices to the best of our ability. We always BLano behind our work, as we know that a satisfied patient is and shall always be the best asset. Dr. Elof T. Hedlu-d, Dr. Ssymour S. Skiff, Dr, J. Howard Miller, DENTISTS. Telephone, Marshall 96. 1001 i Per cent gross profit in your own legitimate busines. The more time you give the greater your returns. Be progressive: be a hustler; better yourself. Don't pass this opportun ity. Write NOW for particulars. Dept. A, M-D Sales Co., 115 W. Buchanan St., Portland, Oregon, This unique picture was taken during the speed trials of the United States superdreadnaught Pennsylvania off the coast of Maine and shows the great seaflghter, considered by naval experts to be the strongest afloat, surrounded by racing seagulls. The picture shows the superimposed tur rets each containing three 15-inch guns of a design to be found only on this ship. HIDES, PELTS, CASGARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We want all you have. Write for prices and shipping tags THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore, Seattle, Wn Double Tread Puncturs Proof fires Made from your old ones. Last long as Brand New TIKES Writs us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO., (50 Washington St.. Portland, Ora. ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Burnaide, cor. 10th. -Portland. Ore. CREAM CREAM CREAM We can Handle AH Your Cream, Poultry and Egg Shipments. Give U. a Tial. We Can Please You. Hazelwood Co., Portland The Last Act Into the jeweler's shop came a slm Dlelooklne old chap, with a quaint, old-fashioned kitchen Clock under one arm. "I want you to look at It," he said, as he laid the timepiece on the coun ter, "and tell me what's wrong." The jeweler removed the dial of the clock, screwed his magnifying glass Into his eye and poked about In the clock's Interior. "Nothing wrong with It now," he an nounced presently. "It's sufferings are over." "Well, what do I owe you?" asked the customer, thinking he had repair ed the clock. "Nothing," replied the shopman. "You're mistaken. This isn't profes sional treatment. It's a coroners in quest" Philadelphia Public Ledger. A Cancellation. A telegraph clerk In an outlying dis trict of the Sudan found the desola tion getting the better of his nerves and telegraphed to headquarters: "Can't stay here; am In danger of life; surrounded by lions, elephants and wolves." The hard-hearted clerk at headquar ters wired back: "There are no wolves In the Sudan." The next day the desolate one re plied: "Referring to my wire of the 16th, cancel wolves." Philadelphia Public Ledger. Worse Luckl Men who are too laiy to work and too proud to beg are usually too in different to die. Judge. Mother's Way Best. Little Willie felt indisposed, and the family doctor ordered him to take a powder. "Come on, dear," said mother coax ingly when the powder arrived, "take this; it will make you quite well at once." "Don't want tot" wailed Willie, backing away from the teaspoon. "Don't want any medicine!" "Oh. Willie," his mother said re proachfully, as she drew the small boy near to her, "you've never heard me complain about a little powder, have you?" "No, and neither would I," was young William's startling reply, "If I could just put it on my face as you do, but I have to swallow it!" Phil adelphia Public Ledger. Wooing by Mail May Be Romantic but It's Also Risky By LAURA JEAN LIBBEY .(Copyright, 191G.) Oh, golden opportunity that means so much, They do me wrong who Bay I come no more When once I knock and fail to find you In, For every morn I stand outside your door , And bid you wake to rise, to flglit and win. There can be little or no successful wooing by mail, you say, and I an swer: "Oh, yes, Always keep Hanford's Balsam on hand for accidents. It's good insur ance. Adv. New and Second-hand AGS Burlap and Twine. Tell rour dealer you want 'WINKI.K MAN'S QUALITY SECONDS," the Ban for Service. Have him write ear neareet bouee. WDiKLEMAN BAG A BURLAP CO, 171 Front St., Taooma. Wuah. Portland. Oregon. Oldeat and Largeit Second-hand Bag Dealera In the Northweet A A D fO.UAIITY w Dairy Paragraphs. Have a name for each cow, and SDeak It when approaching her at milking time. An occasional friendly pat on a cow at such time will cause her to give her milk down freely. Let the milking hours be a pleasant event tor the cow and her milker. Oats and Canada peas cut green make a fine substitute for silage in mid-summer. Cut when the oat heads are Just beginning to form. An experienced dairy farmer gives this remedy for the cure of scours In calves: Take common soup beans, parch them like coffee (being careful they do not burn), grind them and give to calf. He says he has had good results with this treatment. umbrella vigorously in his direction. In the woman who has come on at his solicitation to marry him he sees a person of fully 200 pounds weight, red as to face and white as to hair, a spectacled grandma looking every one of her fifty years. He begs off at a heavy price. Moral It is dangerous to woo and win a Btranger by mail! It advertises sam. Adv. itself Hanford's Bal- To Make Him Happy. Old Peterby is rich and stingy. In the event of his death, his nephew is to inherit his property. A friend ol the family said to the old gentleman: "I hear that your nephew is golnp to marry. On that occasion you oughl to do something to make him happy.' "I will," said Mr. Peterby. "I'll pre tend that I am dangerously 111." Ship Veal, Pork, n e n 1 . rolJeer, rouiuy, Butter, Eggs & r arm rrouuic To the Old Rellahla Ererdlng hmne wlta a record of it jeara ol Square Healing and be aaaund of Top Market Price. F. M. CRONKHITE, (5-17FrM.Su PORTLAND, ORE Send 10c to Dr. Pierce Invalids' Ho tel, Buffalo, for large trial package of "Anunc for kidneys, cures backacne. Had a Proposal. "Had a proposal from any of the fair sex this leap year?' inquired riu noodle. "I have. I had a proposal from the young lady at my lodgings. "Phllopllf, but you are in luckl How did she muster courage to make It, and what did she say?" "Well, you see, she keeps the books for her mother, so she came to me and proposed." "Yes. yes, lucky dog! Goon." "She proposed that I pay up my ar rears or vacate. Chicago rews. They fapreed Kill All Flics! rimd anrwbm.Mav f'f K'"-tb .t and kflraall llTl. Hasst, l . MUMtlli, MBVCOMBt, tvtl tiwtp. J77-f.lJ aiaatrra. A, la hZ K F M tm .Mm. a NAftOiA MMIM, lit JUi) A, aWlr, R. T, p. n. u. No. 26. 1010 W'HCN wrltlac e aaVrarUaara, " tJea tala . w GranulaferJ Eyelids, .a. r f"T Krti inflamed b eipo- - sure to Ssi.Batl and till g7 n. . quickly relieved by Hsrlet r,VCS EjsBeiaesr No Smarting. "J hut Ere Comfort. Af Your DrtiCTPit'i 50c per Bottle. Msrlee E)t SitvtinTubtt2!c rorDeoiensetyerreeaa DruggUu of MeriM tj RcaMfj Ct. Caicejo but there is and it is the most ro mantic kind of ro mance. Introduc tions are made by mutual friends by letter and the pen dulum Is set swinging." A score or more of friendly letters may pass between a man and woman ere interest is awakened by the few casual words which touch the heart-hidden Bpring. It Is usu ally the missing of a letter on the day he Is wont to re ceive It that arouses a man to the realization that there would be some thing missing from his happiness if those letters were stopped altogether. If be had never beheld the writer, his fancy paints glowing pictures of the fair face bent over the page. He is sure she must be good to look upon. Almost without realizing it at first the tone of his letters grows more fervent. She replies to them so mod estly, yet with such diffidence, he be comes more charmed with her than ever. . At length, with manly direct ness and earnestness, he asks her if she Is averse to being wooed and won, He puts In a good many sleepless nights between hope and fear, wonder Ing If her reply wilt be favorable. It Is. Their betrothal by mail follows as a matter of course. It Is a trying ordeal for a man to have his photo taken, but he gocB through the experience because she has asked for It, eagerly begging for hers in return. For one reason or an other, she delays sending It. They Bet the wedding day. Thereupon follows the first hitch In his wooing. Ills business Is of such a nature he can not go to her and after much urg ing It Is deoided that she shall come to him. His womenfolk will be with him to meet her at the train. The mln later who Is to join them In wedlock ill be waiting their arrival at th church, where his neighbors, friends and townspeople will be gathered to give her a royal welcome. She describes the costume she will wear. He designates the place he will be standing. He hears the train ap proach with a heart In his bosom beat ing like a timid schoolboy's. In fancy, he anticipates a Bhy, frightened young girl alighting and looking about her with wide, bewildered eyes, In the brown dress and white sailor hat with the wreath of daisies about It which she has so minutely described. He knows he will be able to determine at a glance whether she Is sweet sir teen or demure two and twenty. He almost wishes he were not yet the five and thirty he has candidly owned up to. The train' stops. One figure only alights. He sees the fluttering of brov.n dress, whose wearer waves an A Few Table Don'ts. Here are a few valuable "don'ts' for the table: When your hostess hands you a plate, don't offer to pass it on to an other person. Take what your hostess intended for you. And when you have your food, don't hesitate about beginning to eat. Old-fashioned people wait until all are served before eating, but it isn't strict ly correct to do this. Of course, if you happen to be one of a home party, where you are passing vegetables to others, you would naturally see that you had done your part before begin ning to enjoy your share of the meal. Don't take a second helping of soup or fish if you are going through a meal of several courses. Never cut your bread. It should be broken on the cloth, or the plate that may be . provided, and broken without raising it from the tablo. Don't shake salt over your food. Salt and mustard should be placed on the side of the plate. For the sake of your neighbors don't stick out your elbows when dining. People who have acquired this very bad habit should practice until they find another angle. When manipu lating food on the plate use the hands from the wrist, not from the elbows. Ordinary powders and dynamites waste much of their energy by shatter ing and pulverizing. To get the best results in land-clearing operations the explosives should disrupt, crack, split and heave the stumps and at the same time lift and remove the roots for easy handling. The explosives that do this are SFARM POWDERS STUMPINO AGRICULTURAL. made by a Western Company especially to meet Pacific Coast conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year for stump blasting in Washington and Oregon alone. There are two Giant Farm Powders Giant Stumping Powders for wet soil and Eureka Stumping Powder for blast ing in dry soil. They do their work at the lowest possible cost. Test one case. Compare it with any explosive that you have ever used. After you have blasted a dozen stumps you will understand why those who have once used them always continue to use Giant Farm Powders. "in (rua IiaaL- rm te"s now t0 save moncy land-clearing. It VyUriree UOUttUII snowshow to make land-clearine easier by Stlimr RlatIriOf using Giant Farm Powders. We have other Dtump Diasung boo k on Boulder ulastin8i Tree Planti Subsoil Blasting, and Ditch Blasting. Write today for the book in which you are interested. Your name on a post-card will bring it, THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., JJS, San Francisco " Everything for Blotting " BRANCH OFFICES i Seattle, Spokane, Portland, Salt Late Citr, Denver Live on $8 a Month. University of Washington, Seattle. Those who fret and Btew over the high cost of living received an awful Jolt this semester, when two students and two alumni of the university admitted that their total individual living ex penses for the semester, Including tel ephone and electric lights, averaged $8 per month. The men live in a cozl ly furnished houseboat on Lake Wash ington, close to the campus. They do their own housekeeping and cooking and have cut their expenses to the minimum, although enjoying most of the comforts of home. Each man takes his turn week by week at doing the work, and friction is unknown. A COMEDY WONDERFUL HOW RESINOL STOPS SKIN TORMENTS The soothing, healing medication in resinol ointment and reslnol soap soothes and cools the irritated skin, and usually stops itching at once. The resinol treatment speedily heals ecze ma, ringworm, and similar eruptions, and clears away disfiguring pimples even when other treatments have been almost useless. RcBlnol is not an experiment. It Is a doctor's prescription which proved so wonderfully successful for skin troubles that it has been used by other doctors all over the country for twenty years. Every druggist sells resinol ointment and resinol soap. Adv. rKOVERALLSi Hey .U.S. Pot .Off. I I . Keep Kids Kleen 1; v.m I 8. J mm The motf practical, healthful, pliyttme trmenti ever invented lor children I to yean of age, Made in one piece with drop back. Eanlv tliDOed on or d Easily waihed. No light elaitic band to itop circulation. Made in bli denim, and blue and white hickory itnpei tor all the year round, Alto lighter weight, (art-color material in dark blue, cadet blue, tan at dark red for ummer wear, all appropriately ' iuuned with fart - color galatea. Madein Dutch neck with elbow deevei and high Deck and long Heaven, 75c the suit i yum ui- uiiiiui uj.jjij jaiw. we will tend them, charge prepaid On receipt of pnee, 3c each. Beware ol Imitation. Look for (he TwoHonea on the LabeL, Levi Strains & Co., San Francisco Awarded GRAND PHIE it tha P. Pit Made by IN ONE REEL vv 15? All Deliveries in Rear. Barry Sullivan, the tragedian, waB playing Kichard HI on one occasion. When the actor came to the words, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse! someone from the gallery call ed out, "Wouldn't a donkey do as well, Mr. Sullivan?" "YeB," replied the tragedian, turning quickly to the Interrupter, "1'lease come around to the stage door." Cuts clear to the bone have been healed by Hanford's Balsam. Adv. His Status. "What are you, my man, a plain tramp?" "You may say so, mum. Or, If you wish to follow the plan bo prevalent these days of giving everything a spe cial name " "Yes?" "You might call me sn efficiency ex pert. LouiBvllle Courier-Journal. Had Made Start. Pete, the hired man. was known for his prodigious appetite. Ono morning he had eaten a normal breakfast of oatmeal, buckwheat cakeB, toaBt, fried potatoes, ham, eggs, doughnuts, coffee) and the usual trimmings, and gone to the neighbor's to help with extra work. I'ete arrived before the family bad risen from the morning meal. "Well, Pete," hospitably Inquired tha farmer, "had breakfast yet?" "Aw," drawled l'cte in a wheedling tone, "klnda." Everybody's Magazine. Always Have It on Hand. Don't wait until you get scalded or burned because that will mean much suffering while you are sending to tha dealer's for Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Always have It on hand and be prepared for accidents. The Bal sam should give you quick relief. Adv. Wise Cur. Traveler Here, landlord, what's tha matter with your dog? I've driven him away a dozen times, but he comna back and Bits close to my chair, watch ing every mouthful I take. Do turn him out and let me have my dinner In peace. Landlord Ah, sir, my Carlo la such a knowing brute! I expect you've tha plate he usually eats off of. "ANURIC" The Latest Discovery In Medicine. Why Suffer From Backache, Lumbago, Rheumatism? It Is now asserted with confidence! that these painful effects due to uric acid In the system are entirely eradi cated. A remedy, called "ANURIC," has been discovered by Dr. Pierce In his hospital practice, which he be lieves is thirty-seven times more po tent than 11th la, and Is the cause of a drainage outward of the uric acid with which It comes In contact. within the body. It will ward off backache, head ache, and the darting pains and aches of articular or muscular rheumatism of those diseases which are caused by too much uric acid, such as gout, asthma, sciatica, or sore, atlff, aching Joints. when the Rluncyi are weak or dis eased, these natural filters do not cleanse the blood Burriclently, and the poisons are carried to all parts of the body. There follow depression, aches and pains, heaviness, drowsiness, Ir ritability. "ANUKIC" prolong! life because old people usually suffer from) hardening and thickening of the walla of the arteries, due to the excess of uric acid In the blood and tissues. Dr. Pierce, chief physician at tha Invalids' Hotel and Surgical lustltuta, Buffalo, N. Y has been testing thla wonderful medicine for tho relief of overworked and weakened kidneys. The relief obtained by sufferers haa been so satisfactory that he determin ed to place "A.NU'HIC" with the princi pal drugglBts In town where peopla could get this rcii'ly to-ue medicine. "ANl'IUC" Is not harmful or poison ous, but aids nature in throwing off those polBons within the body which cause so much suffering, pain and misery. If you want quick relief buy It nov or send Dr. Pierce 10c. for trial pkg or 11.00 for full treatment. This will prove to you that "Anurlc" eliminate urto acid from the system aa hot watar melu sugar.