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Rose Festival Dates June 7, 8, 9. Special Rates on All Railroads. The Hotel Oregon Cor. Broadway and Stark Streets Announces that its regular mod erate rates will prevail. Make reservations now. Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce To the Old Reliable Everdinx house with a record of 45 years of Square Dealings and be assured of Top Market Prices. F. ft CR0NKH1TE, 45-47 Front Si, PORTLAND, ORE Da Your Own Plumbing I By buying1 direct from us at wholesale prices and save the plumber's profits. Write us to day your needs. We will give you our rock bottom "direct-to-you" prices, f . o. b, rail or boat. We actually save you from 10 to 36 per cent. All goods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters for Leader Water Systems and Fuller & Johnson Engines. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Street. Portland, Oregon FARMERS PRIMARY ELECTION If every can of cream coming Into Portland counts as a vote HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND Is elected by a large majority. The best house In Oregon to receive the products of the farm. Make us your next shipment of Cream, Eggs, Poultry and Dressed Meats. HAZELWOOD CO. PORTLAND, OR KIRK'S ARMY AND NAVY GOODS 3rd a Stark Sts., Portland, Ore. A Full Line of Big Values at Low Prices, send for our catalogue HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We want all you have. Write for prices and shipping tags THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore., Seattle, Wn Farmers, Ship Your next lot of Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Mohair, Wool, Hidei, Pelt., Etc., to SCHMALZ, if you want better prices. Check mailed you day after arrival. Market information, tags, etc., promptly supplied. Beef hides, 14Mtc lb.; calf skins, 25c lb. Ask your neighbor to try us. Wanted, 200 Veal and Hogs; 1000 Broilers and Hens. Write today for tags, mentioning this paper, F. H, Schmalx & Co. Paid-up capital $10,000. Portland, Or. This Trade Mark Means The finest Violins, Mandolins, Guitars, Banjos and Banjo Mandolins, that can be made. Made in Oregon of Oregon wood, which is the finest in the world. Bad violins made into good ones. Write for illustrat ed circulars and details to THE COULTER CO.. 227W WuhingtM St, PwlUnJ, Ore. If you cannot come to Portland to get your eyes fitted. I will send you my method of test ing eyes by mail. Not as desirable as person al Bervice but much better than going with out glasses needed or trying to fit yourself , Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, the Jew-eler-Optician, 266 Morrison St., Portland, Oregon Double Tread Puncturs Proof Tires Made from your old ones. Last long as Brand New TIRES Write us. OREGON VULCANIZING-CO., 650 Washintrton St.. Portland. Ore. Busy Mother. "Please, Mrs. Shea," said the little girl from the house next door, "mother says would you be kind enough to come over and take care of baby for a little while?" "Why, certainly," replied Mrs. Shea. "Is your mother ill?" "No'm, but she's writing a paper on 'The Proper Care of Infants,' and she's afraid she won't be able to get it done in time to read before the Mothers' Club tomorrow afternoon." St. Louis Globe-Democrat The Cause. "What makes Stiffens such a queer lead color?" "I guess it is the plumbago his wife says he's got in his back." Baltimore American. Difficult. A Blgn In an American barroom reads: "Gentlemen Bhooting at the bar keeper will please to try to avoid hit ting the mirrors, which are the largest in the state and a credit to the town. Tit-Bits. ' Try Chiropractic If you have tried other methods, modes, cults or systems of healing and have not received relief, you have tried the wrong thing. Chiropractors have been successful in removing the causes of disease where other methods failed. If you are ick or ailing, have a trouble of long standing, 1 will be pleased to consult and give you a spinal analysis, which costs you nothing. DR. H. L. CHANDLER 502-34 Broadway Bldg., Portland, Ore. P. N. U. No. 23, 1916 WHEN writing to aaVertixn, lut mm- bi. inie Ship I OF HISTORIC INTEREST TOWN OF GORIZIA RESTING PLACE OF ROYALTY. Among Many Others, It Contains the Tombs of Charles X and "Henry V" of France Known as "Aus trian Nice." Mentioned almost daily in the war dispatches from the Italo-Austrian front, the little town of Gorizia has gained considerable prominence of late. Besides being the center ot Impor tant military operations, Gorizia is of interest because of Its historic asso ciations. Lying between Venice and Trieste, not far from the Adriatic, Go rizia has a population of about 20,000. The town has been an Austrian pos session for more than five centuries, and its pleasant climate has earned It the name of "the Austrian Nice." In the outskirts on a hill is a Fran ciscan monastery, the road to which is marked by the 14-statIon way of the cross. Prom the esplanade in front of the monastery church an extensive view of the surrounding country is ob tained. Below spreads the town, with the ancient chateau of the counts of Go rizia and the Villa Boeckmann, once the winter residence of the count de Chambord, towering over the less pre tentious houses. A little further off one can trace the capricious course of the Isonzo river, the bed of which is said to the the burial place of Atilla, the Hun chieftain. In the distance lies the Carso lime stone plateau, sheltering the magnifi cent castles of Duino, belonging to the house of Hohenlowe, and Miramar, which used to be the favorite resi dence of Archduke Maximilian, later emperor of Mexico. The horizon is bounded by Trieste, a chain of snow-covered Alp peaks, the Venetian plain and the Adriatic. In the little chapel of St. Louis, in the right wing of the Franciscan church, the bodies of King Charles X of France, the duke and duchess d'An gouleme and the duchess of Parma had their resting place until 1883, when they were removed to a large vault under the high altar. In this vault there are six sarcoph agi, three on each side of a marble crucifix, raised on a high pedestal. Charles X has the duke d'Angouleme on his right and the duchess on his left. In the other group the sarcophagus of King Henry V (the count de Cham bord) has been placed between those of the countess de Chambord and the duchess of Parma. On a black marble slab behind the sarcophagus of the count de Cham bord is the following inscription: "Here rests the high born and very excellent Prince Henry, fifth of the name, by the grace of God king of France and Navarre. Born in Paris, September 29, 1820. Died at Frohs dorf August 24, 1883." Over his tomb is raised an immense white banner emblazoned with the royal flour de lis, in compliance with the order given by the count In his manifesto of July 6, 1871, where ho expressed a wish "that the standard of Henry IV, of Francis I and of Joan of Arc, which had floated over his cradle, should also throw its shadow over his tomb." Manhattan Is Fiat-Footed. Little old Manhattan is fiat-footed, wears poor shoes and stands up at its work, according to figures compiled by Capt. Frank E. Evans of the re cruiting office of the United States Marino corps. Captain Evans is au thority for the statement that approxi mately 18 per cent of all applicants who applied for enlistment in the marine corps at its Twenty-third street office during the past year, were rejected for "pes planus," or flat foot. He puts the blame on the cheap ly constructed, poorly made shoes the average toiler wears at his work for the epidemic of falling arch, and on the fact that the majority of victims claimed they were forced to stand on their feet for long stretches while at their employment. Motormen, conductors, subway guards, policemen, machinists, wait ers and clerks are the principal suf ferers from "pes planus," Captain Evans says. New York Times. The Ex-Mlnister. A member of the corps of the Brit ish legation said at a dinner in New York: , "Somo funny stories come from the front about our volunteer army. "Two young swells in the uniform of private soldiers were overheard by an officer conversing in a trench. " 'I was intended for the ministry,' the first swell said. 'Believe me or not, old chap, I was on the point of being ordained last August.' " 'I say! And what stopped you, then?' inquired the other. " 'This war, of course,' was the reply." St The Scoundrel. Dr. Lyman Abbott, the famous "antl," said at a luncheon in New York: "Some people think, because I op pose universal suffrage, that I am very severe aud harsh on the subject of woman. "These people liken me, in fact, to the man who was asked: " 'Do you believe in clubs for wom en?' "'Sure I do!' the man replied. 'Clubs, sandbags, fiatlrone, any old thin?.' " For Sprains, Strains or Lameness Always Keep . Bottls In ' Your Stable HAN FORD'S Balsam of Myrrh A LINIMENT For Galls, Wire Cuts, Lameness, Strains, Bunches, Thrush, Old Sores, Nail Wounds, Foot Rot, Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc, Made Since 1846. Price 2Sc,50cand $1.00 - ,, , OB WRITE nllUVUlWld SYRACUSE, N.Y. Only Chance. "Your wife is eating too much fluffy stuff down town. She'll have to change her diet." "Don't know how I'll manage it, doc, unless I get the druggist to in stall a mashed-potato sundae or a hash mousse." Louisville Courier-Journal. Pome. The days are growing longer, In steady little spurts; The days are growing longer, But not the ladies' skirts. Feel Comfortable After Eating? Or Ea m wm Is Then? NAUSEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION DYSPEPSIA By All Means-TRY IIOSTETTER'S JL1 STOMACH BITTERS Glad Occasion. "Rafferty," said Mr. Dolan, "what would be your feelin's if you should hear a man speaking with disrespect of the American flag?" "My feelings would be those of great delight. I could think of nothin' more joyous than the pleasure I was going to take in giving him a licking." Washington Star. WIFE TOO ILL TO WORK IN BED MOST OF TIME Her Health Restored by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Indianapolis, Indiana, " My health was so poor and my constitution so run down that I could not work. I was thin, pale and weak, weighed but 109 pounds and was in bed most of the time. I began tak ing Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and five month s later I weighed 133 pounds. I do all the house work and washing for eleven and I can truthfully say Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound has been a godsend to me for I would have been in my grave today but for it I would tell all wo men suffering as I was to try your valu able remedy." Mrs. Wm. Green, 332 S. Addison Street, Indianapolis, Indiana. There Is hardly a neighborhood in this country, wherein some woman has not found health by using this good old fashioned root and herb remedy. If there is anything about which you would like special advice, write to the Lydia E, Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. C Gee Wo Baceeaaful Horns Remedies His successful herb si remedies cure all kinds of ailments of men and women with out operation, used from th wonderful Chinese berbe. roots, buds and vegetables, which are unknown to the medical science of this country. Write for blank and circulars. Bend stamp, CONSULTATION FRtiti, Add reus The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162 First St. Portland. Ore. Mention Paper. .a Rub It In 1 ppSwSMijji REASON CANNOT BE GUIDE Product of the Mind, and Is Subject to the Will but Never Superior. Reason cannot select correct prem ises; she can only prove the prem ises you give her. "Oh, what a won derful creature is man," exclaimed Ben Franklin; "he can flna reasons for anything he wishes to do." That is the trouble with reason as a guide. Reason cannot guide. Reason is al ways guided by something else be hind it, which supplies the premises from which reason makes its calcula tions and records. Reason is a calcu lating machine. Give it correct premises and it will compute and record the fight answer every time. But reason has no power of choice in the matter of premises; like any well regulated calculating machine it automatically accepts the premises fed into it. You have but to watch your own thoughts carefully to prove this. Who, or what, then, is responsible for the choice of premises that you feed into your calculator? It is life itself which uses reason. It is life itself which creates reason, the cal culator. And why does life need reason? Life needs reason to weigh, compute, compare and record life's institutions and experiences. Without the calculator and recorder', reason, life would endlessly duplicate its ex periences and intuitions without learning anything from them. Life is the creator, reason the creature. Life is the actor, reason is acted upon. Life is positive and reason negative. To depend upon reason as guide is to exalt the machine above the mind that made it. "ALARM" THAT IS NOISELESS Vet the Invention May Be Relied Upon to Awaken Even the Soundest Sleeper, Alarm watches that signal the time or which they are set by a shrill ring ing are common, but a "noiseless" alarm watch which accomplishes the same result .is entirely new. The story has been told of a married man who possessed a ringing alarm watch and who, with his wife, was awakened every morning by the silvery tinkle of the watch under his pillow. It took this man's wife five years, so the story goes, to discover that the alarm watch and not the neighbor's alarm clock was really awakening her every morning. The noiseless alarm watch, however, performs its early morning task differently. The noise less alarm consists of a cord which tightens about the wrist, the pressure gradually increasing until released by the wearer of the watch. This is ac complished by pushing a small slide and twisting the stem of the watch a half turn. World'B Advance. The Pity of Self-Pity. Self-pity is indulged in by most men. Some more, some less, The human mind is so constituted that under certain conditions of stress, it turns upon itself and says: "You poor, abused thing." The ruination which is wrought by it appears in the fact that when a man pities himself he does so for the very reason that ought to lead him to self-condemnation. He pities his weaknesses, rather than reforming them. He coddles his in firmities, when they need to have the punishment which pugilists give each other. No man ever pitied himself when he is doing the hard things we mean, really doing them. While a man is being brave the thoughts of being abused or ill treated are impossible thoughts to him. The business man who sits down, and while he holds his face in his hands, bemoans: "I am having a hard time," needs the dash of that really cold water which ad versity always uses when she would make a strong man. Self-pity un twists the fiber of which manly men are bullded. Hard times make great, robust, stalwart men when the sub stance is there to work on. Bloom' ington Journal. , Most Solid Book In the World. Consisting of but ten pages, yet laying claim to the title of the most solid book in the world, a volume re cently presented to the Columbian Field museum is a unique work, says the World's Advance. It is made up of ten slabs of the finest jade, ex quisitely engraved with Chinese char acters. The text is in both Chinese and Manchu, with the most elaborate ornamentations cn the first and last pages. This queer Jafls volume was made at the order of Emperor Kang hsl, who lived from 1C62 to 1722, and it is a family document of great his toric value. It is supposed that this relic was sold on account of the finan cial stringency affecting the deposed imperial family, who lived in retire ment on a limited Income since the es tablishment of the Chinese republic. A Venetian Trait. "Our town Is considered the Venice of Sagebrush county." "A town on a prairie? Why, you have to haul your drinking water to this alkali burg." "That may be true." "Then where does your resemblance to Venice comes in?" "We have a large floating popula tlon." Louisville Courier-Journal. The Parallel. "Their mother treats those boys as if they were kittens." "It would be better for them if she did, for then she would give them a licking every day," WE INVITE YOU The Northwest Auto Company of Portland takes this means of extending a personal invitation to all and every one to make its Portland offices their headquarters during Rose Festival Days, June 7th, 8th and 9th, and trusts that this will result in meeting our old friends again and making many new ones. Northwest Auto Co. F. W. VOGLER, Pres. C. M. MENZIES, Salesmanager Broadway at Couch St., Portland, Oregon. DR. KORINEK'S DISTEMPER REMEDY is soothing to the organs of breathing and is a won derful remedy for coughs, colds, sore throat, catarrh and heaves, and when fever is present it removes it quickly without injury to the animal. Dr. Korinek's Gall Powder hZeXt Kails, sore shoulders, wire cuts and old ulcerated sores. Dr. Korinek's Absorbent Blister 7reTnt of spavins, rimr-bones, side-bones, lumpy-jaw tle, bony enlargements and promoting the ripening process of abcesscs. Any of the following remedies will quickly correct any of the ailments for which they are recommended: DR. KORINEK'S COLIC CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S WORM CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S KIDNEY CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S TONIC CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S FEVER CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S PHYSIC CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S DIARRHOEA CAPSULES. ABk your dealer for Korinek's Remedies. They are guaranteed. Or write direct to KORINEK REMEDY CO., Kenton Station, Portland, Oregon Sheep in England. In Great Britain there is one sheep or lamb for each 2.5 acres of the total area. In the 36 farm states in America there is one sheep or lamb for each 31.8 acres. The British farmer handles his land on an intensive basis and feeds his sheep on forage-crop pastures. Such pastures not only increase the fertility of the land but also free the sheep from many internal parasites contract ed through grazing upon permanent pastures. In particular the use of a succession of forage-crop pastures will prevent stomach worms, one of the most prevalent and disastrous scourges of young stock, and will enable the farmer to market by the end of June or the first of July, when market prices are usually the highest, the lambs that were born in the late win ter or early spring. To keep clean an healthy take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu late liver, bowels and stomach. Watchful Waiting. Tommy had a cold in his head, which confined him to the house, so he was allowed to invite his young friend, Jack, to tea. Afterward the two small boys com' menced playing hide-and-seek, and Tommy rushed into the dining room and asked his father to conceal him, This his father did, behind a big arm chair. Presently in came Jack, and instead of beginning his Bearch, calmly threw himself down on the rug before the fire. "Come, Jack," said Tommy's father, "aren't you going to look?" "No fear," was the small boy's calm retort. "I'm waiting till he sniffs I" London Answers. RESINOL SPEEDILY HEALS ITCHING, BURNING, SKINS Usually resinol ointment, with res inol soap, stops itching at once, quick ly and easily heals distressing caseB of eczema, rash, .ringworm, tetter or similar tormenting skin or scalp erup tions, and clears away pimples, red ness, roughness, and dandruff, when other treatments have proven useless. Physicians have prescribed resinol for twenty years, while thousands whose skins have been healed say, "What resinol did for us it will do for you." Try it! All druggists sell res inol soap and resinol ointment. Adv. Look Closer, John. Teacher (in the rhetoric class) Johnny, give a sentence with 'scene' in it. Johnny An' I seen her on his lap. Teacher No, Johnny, that's not right; now can you tell me what is wrong? Johnny Well, perhaps she wasn't. It was sort of dark and how was I to know? Purple Cow. Shake Into Your Shoes Alton's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggist and Shoe Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Kampl. FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N . Y. Did He Go? Johnson I wonder if Mr. Jones meant anything personal by giving me a ticket to a lecture on "Fools"? Jackson Why? Johnson Because the ticket says, "Admit One." Christian Herald. A Mean Remark. Bryan threatens to bolt-Newspaper headline, Every bolt haB its nut. New York Sun. Backache? Run Down? Tired? Clean the Kidneys with Hot Water and "Anuric" When run-down after a hard winter when life indoors has brought about a stagnant condition in the circulation most everyone is filled with uric acid especially is this so of people past middle age. This uric acid In the blood often causes rheumatism, lum bago, swelling of hands or feet, or a bag-like condition under the eyes. Backache, frequent urination or the pains and stiffness of the Joints are also often noticed. Dr. Pierce says that everyone should have a good sweat every day should drink plenty of pure water and exercise in the open air as much as possible. This helps to throw out the poisonous uric acid thru the skin and the "water." But for such persons as are past middle age it's often Impossible to do this and lime salts are deposited in the arteries, veins and Joints, causing all in cat You need never worry about results in baking if you use KC BAKING POWDER It has been a stand by for a quarter of a century. Guaran teed under all pure food laws. O K Ounces for O Kt , A M (More Ihon a pound and M Wv a hail (ur a susrlcd DAISY FLY KILLER BKjK'Bffi 11 1 lie. Neat, clean. ornament X). conven lent, cheap, Laitaall season. 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ForBookollheEyeFreeask Druggisti or Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago British Foreman Compositor Three more of my men have enlisted this morning. Editor Ah! A wave of patriotism, I suppose? Foreman Compositor Well! Per haps that's the way to put it, but they say they would rather be shot than set any more of your copy! Passing Show. kinds of distressing conditions. An antidote for this uric acid poison is to take hot water before meals and "An uric." Ask your druggist for Doctor Pierce's Anuric, or send Doctor Pierce's Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute in Buffalo, N. Y., a dollar bill for a full treatment, or ten cents for a trial package. "Anuric" is a recent scientific dis covery by Dr. Pierce. "Anuric" drives the uric acid out ot your body. It is a uric acid solvent so effective that It eliminates these poisons, cleanses the system, allows your over-worked kid neys to resume their normal functions, and JUBt a few days' treatment with "Anuric" will convince you because it brings lasting relief to your painful, aching rheumatic Joints no more backache or dizzy spells. Try It now and be convinced!