i In Leap Year f X7 w Bg GEORGE COBB (Copyright, 1316, by W. G. Chapman.) There were two predominating fea tures, dread and timidity, in the thoughts and actions of Ralph Burton as the leap year came in and he was made the target of organized menace and raillery on the part of those who fancied they could play upon his weaknesses. "You're a selected victim, Burton!" declared more than one of the little town club of which he was a member. "Oh, he'll never escape through the month!" insisted others. "You'd bet ter keep away from the trap of so cial functions." "I rarely favor them," observed Bur ton gravely. "And have a bodyguard," was the further advice. "I understand that the girls' clubs laid out a regular program, with dates and victims. Not an unmarried man in the town will escape." "Yes, and a well-fixed individual like Burton will be the especial ob ject of persecution!" Ralph Burton Bmiled, but it was not a natural smile. Nature had awarded him a shrinking, self-deprecating ele ment, and he had never battled it. At twenty-eight he found himself a re served young bachelor with an Inborn veneration for all womankind, yet bashful and retiring. If he had ever loved, ho had never been able to summon up the courage to confess the fact to the objoct of his adora tion. "A confirmed woman hater," was the snappy ultimatum' of more than "Er That Is Strange." one of those disappointed, for In In telligence and fortune Burton was a most eligible party. The "boys" at the club wore fond of jokes and the arrival of the month with 29 days in it favored their wicked designs. "Now, then, you want to rush the program hot and heavy!" was the docislon of Ned Walton, a tireless mis chief maker and thorofore the plot to give Burton a period of misery was set In motion. "A young lady called twice, Blr," was the announcement of Ills landlady, two evonlngs later, when Iturton came homo from the ofllce. Ilo colored and fidgeted. Visits from young Indies comprised a proceeding to which tturton was an utter Btranger, Ilo could not even recall where recently ho had joined company with a member of the opposite sex so far as a Blnglo block on the public stroits. "Er Hint ia sirango. Leave any iiame? Ah, perhaps my slstor from Smlthvlllo." "Oh, no, sir I know her," disclosed the landlady. "She was veiled. Your visitor was young and graceful and acted very anxious to Bee you. It struck nie Bho was quite mysterious. And when she loft I noticed Bhe Joined two olhor ladles in the street." "Witnesses!" gasped liurton to him Bolf. "If all the crowd tell about the outlandish exorcise of the toapyear privilege by the female sex this year is true, I fear I am going to be the object of some nnnoyance." For three days Burton did not go home to dinner. For three evenings he went without a light In his room and barricaded tho doors. His "veiled lady visitor" did not appear again, however. He began to fool relieved, when a lotter reached him. . ItB pages were delicately scented and tho handwriting was exquisitely dainty. Its sentiments were burn ing, professing "tho ardent admiration of a longing bouI seeking a life Ideal," and finding It In him. It promised further epistles, It suggested that he wear a pink carnation In his coat the next day. In order that his correspond ent might know that her continued attentions might not bo distasteful to him. ' That especial morning Burton but toned up his coat tightly and reached his office by unfrequented byways. He stayed away from the club, he had serious thoughts of taking a vacation. AVben one day a bouquet was deliv ered, he decided that affairs had reached the limit. He was 10 dis turbed he decided to take a day off. I liurton made for the outskirts, craving for day's solitude Id the woods. As he passed a certain house he gave one startled glance behind him and quickened his pace. His blushing glance had caught sight of a faded lady of uncertain age waving her hand at him and calling his name. He feigned not to hear. He saw her throw a light wrap over her shoulders. He saw her run out of the front door. "GraciouB!" gasped Burton, "I do be lieve she is going to follow me. Yes, she is, and leap year say! she may be the one who e:ut me those flow ers." In desperation Burton edged off the street. A row of bushes protected him. How was he to know that Miss Celia Dempster was simply seeking from him a contribution to the town relief fund for the poor? Then as he glided through the open doorway of a great barn and realized where he was, Burton flushed to the roots of his hair. Why! he had in vaded the precincts of the Morton home, and Ruth Morton was a very dear name to him, although he had never told anyone so no one, not even Ruth herself, who would have been pleased to learn the fact. Twice he had been Ruth's escort to a town entertainment. Then he had been too bashful to call. Often he had thought of her. Now he dodged back farther into the barn Ruth, four of her little sisters and brothers accompanying her, were making straight for his retreat. "Why, Mr. Burton!" exclaimed Ruth, and she looked really pleased, though flustered, as she came upon him "is this your long-looked-for call?" "Er why, yes," declared Burton In stumbling tones, feeling that he was acting like a dunce. "That is, I well, I'm taking a day off and you see, sort of putting in the time " "Which you can do to decided ad vantage to us," chirped the sprightly Ruth. "Myself and this brood have about ten bushels of apples to pare and cut for evaporation. You shall string. Will It please you?" "Please me? It will be delightful!" declared Burton. "Then come, Blr, you must be aproned like the rest of us!" What a thrill pervaded his sensi tive being as Ruth tlod a big kitchen apron around him! What a novelty to be seated amid the gayiy chatter ing group, doing his share of the work! Then there was a grand lunch, then a ramble in the orchard. Mrs. Mor ton insisted upon his staying to tea, and then there was moonlight, and feverishly delicious critical moment at the garden gate, his own face close closer to the charming one of Ruth. What ever possessed him? What put new courage Into his timid soul? What irradiated his being as, after blurting out all the story of his fears and his hopes, he found In Ruth a truly loyal sympathizer. Love, love, love! it drove him, bold as a Hon, to the club that evening. His fellow members stared. There was a new Burton revealed. He bore his head high. There was a happy smile on hlB face. "Got you yet the leap-year pi rates?" questioned one of the group who had driven Burton into par dise. "Oh, yes," answered Burton, and there was a cheer and Joy In his tones. "One of the fair ladles has. Only she dldnt ask me. Tell it to the world that I am the happiest man it holds! I'm going to marry" "Miss Dempster?" "Not on your life! but charming, lovely, Incomparable Ruth Morton!" THE ORIGIN OF SURNAMES Those Most Familiar Were Taken Originally From the Occupations of the Holders. Once upon a time given names were the only names In use. One was Tom, Dick or Harry, and that was all there was about It. Our present surnames arose from the nicknames. Thus Tom the Taylor became in time Tom Taylor, and his descendants used Taylor as the family name. The most familiar of our surnames were taken from the occupations of our forefathers, as Smiths, Bokers, Brew ers, etc. Many men, moving to new towns, had the name of the place from which they had come fastened upon them. Others took names like Pope, King and Bishop, from playing those parts in plays. Hogg and Ba con are simple. Turcell developed from pourcol, meaning little pig. Gait and Grica, are old dialect words of the Bame meaning. Tod meant fox, Fltchle was polecat, and so the keen student of lnnguage traces the begin nings of our names In the old dialects. Some of tho nicknames were original ly distinctly uncomplimentary, as See ly for silly, Cameron for crooked nose and Kennedy for ugly head. Grace developed from gras or fat. Ameri can Boy. A Foe to Fire. "Our childhood ambitions are sol dom realized." "Too truo." "Life with me is Just tho reverse of what 1 thought It would be." "How so?" "I thought I was going to set tha world on fire, and now I make my liv ing selling Insurance." Louisville Courier-Journal. Difficult Diet. "You Americans are becoming a race of dyspeptics," remarked the ob servant visitor. "You are too Impa tient." "Maybe that Isn't it," replied th quiet citizen. "Maybe It's all due to the habit we have got Into of swa) lowing our indignation." c5 ?mi f! ' - ' - :--"i7l . ' V. ' J SJ '' lull . mm - - 'ilk The, Pcarl River at CANTON THE great province of Kwang tung, third in size of the eight een political divisions of China proper, in modern times has been the center of many of the polit ical activities which have disturbed the Celestial empire, and it is not sur prising that its people should be among the first to declare their Inde pendence from the national govern ment, says a bulletin of the National Geographic society. It was in this province that the young China movement had its birth in 1895. The secret societies of Can ton, the capital, practically financed the revolution which followed, result ing seventeen years later in the over throw of the Manchu dynasty and the establishment of a republic with Doc tor Sun Yat-sen as the first president. Doctor Sun himself came from Can ton and was the first graduate of the College of Medicine at Hongkong. The Cantonese have been an in spiration to phrasemakers for years. Because of their gift for political or ganization they have been called 'the Irish of China," while their penchant for political unrest has caused them to be dubbed "the rebellion makers in ordinary to the Chinese people." His torians see a striking analogy be tween Canton's relation to the Chi nese nation In 1912 and that of Paris to provincial France in 1789. Population Is Very Dense. Many factors have contributed to the unrest In the province of Kwang tung, one of the most important be ing the struggle for sheer existence In a Btate which with an area equal to South Dakota has to support a popu lation fifty times as great. Canton itself is a city of seething humanity with streets so narrow that only coolies can be employed as "beasts of burden." A largo percent age of the people live In small boats which form a floating floor on the thick waters of the Pearl river. So precious is space that the shops are reduced to mere boxes; so close is the margin of profit and so small the pur chases that beans and peanuts are sold by individual count. Geographically, the two provinces of Kwang sl and Kwang-tung are cut off from northern and central China by mountain ranges which are mod erately rich In minerals iron, gold and a cheap grade of coal. Tho soil is fertile and some of the chief prod ucts are sugar, cocoanuts and betel nuts. Silk, firecrackers, matting, gin ger and palm-leaf funs are the chief exports. The Cantonese were among the first Chinese people to come in general contact with tho outside world. The Arabs reached the shores of the marl time province In the tenth century, and soon these hardy sailors were act ing as captains of Chinese Junks sail lug to Manila, Java, Borneo and Slam. The first Europeans to reach Canton by sea were the Portuguese. Two years before Cortez landed in Mexico, Kumuuel, king of Portugal, sent an ambassador with eight ships around tho Cape of Good Hope to Induce the emperor of China to sanction trade re lations with tho nation of navigators. The mission was successful and the visitors were allowed to enter the bar bor of Canton. More than a hundred years later the English arrived and met with a hnatiln reception on account of a recent rup ture In the friendly relations between the Portuguese and the natives. It was not until 16S5 that the emperor finally sanctioned trade relations with Groat Iirltaln, naming Canton as the only port of entry. Ftw Foreigners In Canton. Of Canton's population, variously es timated at from 900.000 to l roa nnn only about 400 are foreigners, most ot whom reside In the Sh meln set tlement, an artificial island reclaimed Mmmmm by the British for just such a purpose from an extensive mud fiat. Although characterized by Caucasi an observers as sullen in their politi cal antipathies, the Cantonese are a cheerful, industrious and intelligent people in their daily lives. They ac cept philosophically their many hard ships and receive with stoical forti tude the visitations of pestilence, which from time to time remove much of the surplus population. Perhaps It was the scarcity of food which caused the Cantonese to in clude In their menus many "deli cacies" not so classed by western peo ple. For example, there is a breed of dog which is fattened in this great city and much prized by those who can afford more than a rice diet. Cats, hawks and birds' nests, are also re garded as appetizing viands. SHEERNESS IS A WAR PORT Garrison Town and Harbor on Thames Estuary Are Protected by Mighty Fortifications. Sheerness, the pivot point In the English blockade of the North sea and control of all the Channel waters, situ ated behind a powerful shelter of for tification on the southern shore of the Thames eBtuary. The garrison town and seaport are situated on the Isle of Sheppey where the Medway estu ary Joins with the Thames, 61 miles east of London, and Joined with the metropolis by the Southeastern and Chatham railway. Thrown around the port are a chain of formidable modern fortifications, opposing such armament as would make attack by an enemy fleet almost impossible. There are also extensive barracks here, and acres of warehouse space piled high with naval stores. Resi dences for the admiral of the home fleet and other naval officers consti tute the most important part of the city. The dockyard and works of Sheer ness, equipped for the carrying out of all kinds of naval repairs, cover about Bixty acres, including three basins and large modern docks. The harbor is a spacious and excellent one. Sheer ness is primarily a war harbor, with little importance as a place of trade. It has fallen once before the attack ot a hostile fleet, but that was before the days of formidable ordnance, when the Dutch admiral De Ruyter captured the fort ot Charles II at Sheerness on July fO, 1667. Cocoanut's Three Eyes. Who can tell why the cocoanut has three eyes? Luther Burbank explains it this way: Cocoauuts usually grow at the edge of the sea or rivers. The nuts are surrounded with a thick husk with a waterproof covering so that when they drop into the water they will float In floating, the three eyes are always on top. Once In the water nature gets busy. From one of the eyes there comes a shoot which develops broad leaves like sails. The wind catches the sails and wafts the cocoanut on a Journey sometimes muny miles long. As It sails the other two eyes develop roots, which at first grow among the fibers of the woody husk. In good season, the cocoanut In swept upon another shore, perhaps on anotner island. The roots imbed themselves In the soft earth. Ihn n becomes the trunk, and a cocoanut palm is growing whore none grew be fore. A Rest Cure. "What a horrible reader that girt is you got for your Invalid husband! She would put me to sleep In no time." "Sh! don't let her hoar me, but toat'i just what we got her for." World Will Always Be Able to Support Its Population By JOHN M. Government statistics show that approximately 1,500,000,000 acres of land are subject to cultivation an area equal to 32 states as large as Illinois. These statistics further show that an area equal to about thirteen such states is being cultivated. All the rest, or 19 states, lies unplowed. That is to say, only three-eighths of the land susceptible of cultivation in the United States are now tinder cultivation. Oh, the need there is and the room there is for the millions that are being slaughtered in Europe! The same statistics show that a farmer of today can and does pro duce 28 times as much as a farmer could produce 100 years ago. These facts, well established and certain, thunder forth the falsity of the Hal thusian theory. The earth can and will support its population not only now but for all time to come. In America we believe that we can take care of the entire population of the earth and do it better than it is now being done. This is the very opposite of the Malthusian theory, which prompts men to kill each other. What folly is this Malthusian theory, when we stop to think that the entire population of the earth could live in the single state of Texas, in families of five, and still have a half acre to the family ! A Few Smiles Annihilating Distance. Bacon Do you think the automo bile has done much good to civiliza tion? Egbert Sure. Why, I don't believe my wife ever would have had any thing to do with that woman next door if our neighbor hadn't got an automobile. Not Necessary. "Do you have to put a scare crow out in the cornfield to keep away the birds?" asked the city man. "Oh, no," re plied the farmer, taking another, pull at his pipe; "my wife's out there every day, hoeing." Can't Believe It. Bacon By examining the soles of a baby's foot a French woman claims she can tell what kind of a man or woman it will become. Egbert I don't believe she can really tell if they are to go through life cornless. Against Deals. "I see a Frenchman has invented a machine for dealing cards that is said to make misdeals impossible," said the business man. "Well, I'm against those machine deals," said the disappointed politi cian. , Touches of Life, Bacon Switzerland normally sells 13,000,090 worth of cheese yearly to the United States. Egbert Well, it's an even break. American tourists put a lot of life Into Switzerland, too. She'll Finish Him. Patience Is she going to marry that man? Patrice I believe so. "He's a self-made man, isn't he?" ' "Yes; but she's going to put the finishing touches to him. Tramps "What did the lady up at that house give you?" asked one tramp. "Advice." re plied the other tramp. And it made me sick." "Well, the oth er day she gave me pie, and it bad the same ef fect."1 How It Looks. Bill He says his father has a flow ing beard. JUI That's right. "But what Is a flowing beard?" "Why, It's one that reminds you of water coming out of a hydrant." POINTED PARAGRAPHS For each disease there are a dozen cures that don't. There are lots of good women In the world in spite of the men. A man's always satisfied to be out when a bill collector calls. Truth in a nutshell is not always what it is cracked up to be. A man usually has to chango cars several times on the road to success. Some girls have the whine habit almost as badly as some married women. Ever notice how you appreciate the company of people who admire you? Money may make the mare go, but It takes more than that to start a itubborn mule. When a man tells a woman she Is ill the world to btm, she doesn't blame lltn for wanting the earth. Round Doily Boxes Instead of the flat case for dollies lhat has enjoyed much popularity for the last few years, one may use a round box, just big enough to hold the doilies In question, and an Inch or two high. This box Is covered with cretonne and Is both attractive and convenient HESS of Chicago MOTHER'S COOK BOOK How to Boll Meat. In boiling meat it should be dropped into boiling water and boiled for five minutes to sear over the outside and keep in the juices, then the heat is lowered and the meat simmers until tender. Too long cooking reduces meat to rags and makes it unpalatable and lacking in nourishment. Raisins Keep Indefinitely. Raisins are advancing in price; at one time a package cost ten cents, now they are often fifteen. In buying in large quantities one can save quite a sum, and they keep indefinitely if properly packed. A Delicious Sherbet. A delicious sherbet is made of one lemon, two oranges and three cupfuls of thin cream, with sugar to 'sweeten as desired. Freeze as usual and serve in orange or grapefruit cups. Cottage Cheese Salad. Cottage cheese mixed with canned red peppers which have been put through the ricer or sieve then well seasoned served on lettuce with a lit tle boiled dressing, makes a most tasty salad. Parsnip Fritters. , Parsnip fritters are another deli cious way of serving this good vege table. Cook them until tender, ma3h and season, dip in fritter batter and fry in deep fat. Cheese Ball Salad. Cheese balls of seasoned cheese rolled in chopped chives and arranged in a blanched lettuce leaf, served with any boiled dressing makes a most sat isfying salad. Fashion's Decrees Narrow bands of tulle are still used for evening gowns of tulle. Quaint turbans are fashionable; so are large picture hats. Sport suits of mouse-gray corduroy are extremely natty. Gray buttons are the fasteners. Some of the new sweaters have silk linings, which are very effective when displayed as a backing to the flowing belt sashes. Small fruit has been used from time to time for trimming hats, but this season pears, crab apples, as well aa berries of all kinds, are Been. The fashionable coiffure is largely a matter of individual taste. The hair may be worn high or low, may be in wide or narrow effect. Short-winged sleeves of filmy stuff are characteristic of the latest evening gowns. They are often wired to stand up straight from the shoulders. Matches Luxury in Leeds. The scarcity of matches in Leeds that was threatened in the fall of 1915 has become a reality. The prices have been high and the quality has been poor. The Yorkshire Evening Post of Leeds said recently: "It sometimes takes three matches to raise a light nowadays, and with the price In creased some 250 per cent, that makes them a rather costly luxury." Much interest Vas manifested re cently In the arrival at London ot a cargo of matches from Japan. Up to the present time no matches of Amer ican manufacture have been noticed in Leeds. A STRAIGHT TIP. JJ KWS WAIT- V LjhmLLs . lN(a OYER AN HOUR )'FiSk TOR. Ht ' I ! MEN WAITING "nlX k, I Sl MONTHS oft VV