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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 29, 1915)
WRECKER'S COVE By LOUISE MERRIFIELD. It was a dear little house. Florence and Drake went over every corner of It that first wonderful day when they saw Wrecker's Cove from a car win dow, and seized their suitcases, and fairly flew off tho train. "It's a peach of a spot," Drake ex claimed gratefully. He had set the suit case down and mopped off his fore head. "I wish we were honeymooning this month instead of last month, girl." Florence had nodded her bead in deep sympathy. Ever since the wed ding they had wandered from hotel to hotel along the east shore, hunting a restful, dreamy spot of sweethoarting solitude. This day they had been on their way to Shepherd's Landing. Flor ence had found It on a guide map for summer tourists, and she liked the pine grove behind the hotel. It looked shadowy and propitious. Yet midway along the little sleepy railroad line, the train had switched out around a headland of tumbled brownish-green rock, and suddenly Wrecker's Cove lay revealed, a curve of sand so smooth and white it looked like creamy silk outspread in the sunlight. "Here we light," said Flo, Joyously. "I hope thore's a hotel." ' There was, but It was not pleasing. It was a one-story edifice with a bar room and a long dining room with pink mosquito netting over the long tables. "Are there cottages to let?" Drake had asked the proprietor. He was also local station agent, and express agent, and ran the livery stable. "Not that I ever beard of. Have yer been up to the Tamerlln cottage? Hut still, I doubt if he'd let It with all them things In it." "1 haven't heard of It. You point the way, and I'll find it." They went out to where Flo waited anxiously. The hotelkeepcr pointed out a sort of bird house that seomed to hang to the side of the brownish-green headland. "There 'tis," he said. "It ain't nuth In' to look at. The foller that come here and built It was peculiar. He was married, too." He stopped. Down the path came a young man. The hotelkeoper hailed him warmly. "Going ter lot your house, Mr. Tam erlln?" "I had not thought of It, Hlckson, but" "I'll take it for throo months, caRh In advance," Drake put In with ono of his fleeting strategic impulses. That afternoon Flo opened the little front door with her own key as house wife, and walked In. It was a Joy, thnt houso. The walls were of sea sand, with oak beams, The great fireplace called out a welcome to them. There was a crane in It, and a big black ket tle hung on it, waiting for a friendly band. "I don't see why Mr. Tamerlln fixed this all up so adorably Just for a bachelor's shack," said Flo, suspicious ly, after a few" days' residence. "Drake, It's the dearest little place, and I've found shirtwaist boxes tucked away with linen, sheets and pillow cases, and everything." "Where did Mr. Tamerlln say he was going?" Flo wont on absently. . "Ho didn't say. 1 saw him sitting on a lone rock in the offing yesterday morning tho other side of the boat landing. He's not a native, 1 found. He built the house last year, and fit ted It up early In the spring. In June he went away, and came back Just a week before we came. He said Mrs. Tamerlln would be on later," ' "Then she Is his wife." In a tone of relieved conviction. "Maybe they've quarreled, and separated. Drake, dear think of It!" "Ho looks miserable enough for any tragedy, the poor kid. I think I'll got him out fishing and let him unburden bis mind." Drake grinned. He was big and normal and happy. The nerv ous worries of another man's heart strings were amusing. He would got hold of tho boy and shake him up a bit, show him the whole world did not ring down the drop curtain Just be cause Dan Cupid. Bulked, and wouldn't play. Twice he tackled the proposition of better acquaintance with Tamorlln, and twice he was rebuffed. His land lord did not fish. He did not care for boating. He was not going to stay long at Wrecker's Cove. "How about all these trunks and boxes In the cellar?" asked Drake, mildly. "Taking any of them away! My wife's been a bit nervous over them. Bpoke of skeletons." "They contain my bride's trousseau and her family belongings," replied Tamerlln, In a melancholy tone. "If they are not in your way, I should like to leave them. They are very dear to me." "Leave them by all means, my dear boy," Drake said hastily. "And don't worry. We'll look after the place. Life's pretty rough after all." Tamerlln nodded his head Blowly. and strode away down the beach. The next day he left on a little coasting auxiliary yacht. Drake leaned back against the wall in a large hickory chair, and beamed on the face of nature, Below him the little train had Just glided iu and out again. Then the lone little back sud denly wakened to Ufa, and darted uti the incline towards the Tamorlin col luge. It must be .someone for the Tamerlius. "Oh, Druko, what If after all, It should be she alive?" whispered Flo, the tears springing to her eyes. "May bo they were separated. The poor girl!" "Sho doeBn't look pitiable." Drake returned, looking down at the figure which was alighting from the hack at their garden gate. "Shall I Btiek, or do you want to manage her!" "Drake," she remombered suddenly. "Didn't Tnruerliu come back last night? V.r. Hlckson said so when he brought m the mall." "Did , he?" Drake's brain worked slowly nt deduction, "Shall I go and find out!" , "Oh, of course, goose!" Flo pushed him out the back door as the knock sounded on the front screen door, She was striking looking, Flo de cided instantly, tall, gray-eyed, with chestnut hair In close, crinkly braids bound about her head, and escaping curls. Hut she looked tired, and Flo was tender hearted. "This Is Mr. Tamerlin's house, I was told?" "Yes, won't you come In?" Flo put on her nlcost welcoming smile. Her visitor entered, and deliberately looked about the living room. "He has made It all very homelike for you, hasn't he?" She sank into one of the hickory chairs, and removed her hat, leaning her heud back on the brown cushion. "I love It," said Flo Impulsively. "It's the happiest summer we've ever spent. It's an ideal place for a honey moon." "How long since since you came here?" "About two weeks! But we shall stay here until fall." She looked Flo over curiously, with little hard lines about her mouth as though she want ed to cry. "Do you really love him In so short a time?" "Love him? Drake?" They both rose, facing each other like two little Jealous tigresses. "Are you talking of my husband?", demanded Flo, haughtily, as haughtily as she could from five foot two. "I am speaking of the man who, by all laws of love and good faith should be my huBband," retorted the stranger. Flo realized as Bhe put back her long white veil that she was very young too, and Just at this Instant her face was colorless. , "This whole house was built for me, for my honeymoon, do you hear? I only returned from British Columbia yesterday and found that Billle Tam erlln had broken his word to me and I have come for my things." "Your things" Flo tried to explain as light broke on her. "You needn't try to claim them too, at all. I sent them down the day be fore we were to be married, two trunks and my books and a lot of things from my room at college. It was all arranged and had been for weeks, weeks, do you hear?" She was clenching the edge of the little oak table until her white kid gloves parted at the soams. "My brother and father didn't like Billio, and I was going to run away with him, and and then a lotter came from the West from dad. and he was horribly ill, and so of course I went to him. I left word for Blllie, and find he never received the letter. I was frightened, and In haste to catch the first train West, and left the letter on my bureau. Oh, It is all such a terrible mlxup, and I hate the sight of you, whoever you are." Flo stood amazed at tho recklcBS heartbroken flood of words. Outside on the veranda there came the sound of masculine footfalls, and she turned with relief as Tamorlln and Drake, her own blessed, honeymooning Drake, en tered the room. Tamerlln never stopped for conven tionalitles. With two steps he reached the side of the stranger, and took her Into his embrace right before his ten ants. It did Flo good to see him grip her firmly, masterfully, and plant kiss after klsB in tho proper spirit on her lips. "We'll step outside for a few min utes" Drake began tactfully, but Tam erlln stopped him. "Don't, Edgorly. I want you to meet Miss Creston. 8he will be Mrs. Tamer lln" Just as soon as I can dig up the gentloman who ties love knots around here with swiftness and dexterity." "I thought you had grown tired wait ing, Billle," came a little muffled tone from the head on his shouldor. Flo and Drake stared out the door at the gleaming quicksilver of the sea at high noon far below them. "1 thought Bhe was your wife." "Whore would I have found a wife In six weeks? Didn't 1 hang around and munch my heart waiting for some word from you? I thought you had gone away for good, of course, and rented the shack when the chance turned up. Edgorly, will you sublet this place back to me?" "Just looking up the next train on to Shepherd's Landing," responded Drake, with a cheerful smilo of re nunciation. (Copyright, by McOlure Newspaper Syn dicate) Protecting Wild Life. The permanent wild life protection fund, which W. T. Homaday of New York has been Instrumental in collect ing during the last two years, now amounts to more than $73,000. The Income of this fund Is to be used for conducting a nation-wide campaign during the next hundred years in be half of wildlife protection. Efforts will be made to stop the sale of wild game, promote laws to prevent unnat uralized aliens from owning or using rifles and shotguns, stop all spring and lnte winter shooting, stop aty Wil ing of Insectivorous birds for food and of all birds for millinery purposes, in crease the number of game preserves, etc. It Is proponed to begin nt-m Sep tember a campaign in favor of treat ing game sanctuaries in the national forests on a very comprehensive scale. An Obligation. "Our friend always puts his beat foot forward, although he is a trifle ua couth." "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum; "t man who puts his bost loot forward ought to be careful at least to keot his shoes polished." A Street Brawl, "Lay off me! Lay off me!" laid the first tough citizen, "Before I hits yer, tell me (Mi," said the second tough citizen. Huh!" "Wot's yer fav'rlte horspital?" Fish. Alyoe Remember, there are Just as good fish In the sea as ever were caught. Orayce Yes, but a iish thatfc caught is worth two or three in ttit sea. Transitive and Intransitive, "That young woman noxt dooi playa the piano from morning to nlgsi I don't believe she ever tires." "You are mistaken. She tire m extremely," Masculine Perversity. Some men, not satisfied with natrA ally ugly faces, see fit to whistle d the street. Lafayette Courier. staaHne Oils THF, canal In southern France which, with the help of the Garonne river, unites the At lantic and the Mediterranean 1b the oldest, longest, and least known of the world's inter-marine canals. Built in the seventeenth cen tury, It has always been known as the Canal du Midi or du Languedoc. Start ing at Toulouse, It runs about 150 miles In an easterly direction until It finds the Mediterranean at the port of Cette. It Is thus about three timeB as long as the Fanama canal, but In Its locks, proportions, boats, and gen eral traffic It is very similar to the Erie canal In Its palmy days, writes Frank R. Arnold in the Los Angeles Times. When you come out of the railway station at Toulouse you have to cross the canal before you can get Into the city. The boulevards along by it are named for Riquet and Bonrepos; for the father, who planned the canal but died six months before It was finished, and the son who completed the work. And a little way up the canal is a statue to Pierre Paul Riquet, the in scriptions of which give the history of the canal in a nutshell. One side tells how the two seas are Joined at the di vide of Naurouse and how the water comes down there from the mountains to make the commercial high way. From the other sides you learn that the edict for construction went forth from LouIb XIV on October 6, 1666, and that navigation began on May 15, 1681, and that the grateful City of Toulouse dedicated this monu ment to Its benefactor in 1853. Through a Farming Country. As you leave Toulouse for the Medi terranean, the canal, on mounting to ward the divide, passes through a fine corn, wheat and alfalfa farming coun- YrlERE ThC CANSL. CROSSES THE ORB AT BEZIERS try. It Is a broad, fertile plain shut In on both sides by low hills like the Platte valley In Nebraska. A rare thing In France, where villages abound, It 1b a country of scattered tarnus, even the churches with their octagonal brick towers In the Tou louse style having only one or two houses about them. Hocks of geese are In every barnyard, for goose Is the mainstay of the local meat supply. White oxen do all the work In the fields, but are too "molasse," the boat men say, to draw the canal boats. A New Englander would say they are as slow as cold molasses. The canal bunks are lined with elm and plane trees, and the views between give a series of moving farm pictures that stand out with a Colorado-like clear ness, for this country Is what Henri Martin, the Paris mural painter, calls the land of limpid light. It takes from one to two days to reach Naurouse, where the divide is. Here one has the best chance to see how admirably Riquet planned his work, for it was there he Bolved the chief difficulty of the canal, the prob lem of water supply. Up to the north and east, for twenty-five miles at least, extends the Black mountain, the most southerly ramification of the Ce vennes. On the Toulouse side is the River Sor, and on the Mediterranean were many small mountain streams running Into tributaries of the Aude, the chief river on that side. Riquet, who lived at Revel, not far from Nau rouse, had given twenty-two years of Btudy to the problem before he proved to the king's commissioners that he could tap the Sor on one side and bring the Alzau, the Lampy, and three other mountain streams Into a reservoir above Naurouse. Phosphorus. The discovery of phosphorus by Brandt in 1668 was first applied com mercially as a means of obtaining Are by Godfrey Haulwltz of London, who In 1860, under the direction of Robert Boyle, prepared and Bold large quan tities. It was used for procuring Are by rubblug small particles between the folds of brown paper, and a sul phur match was ignited from the re sulting flame; but as phosphorus was both costly and dangerous this inven tion was not long employed. Japanese Cookery, Jnpanese cooks seldom use the fin gers In the preparation of food. Chop sticks, spoons and many other ingen ious little utensils In white wood do the work, which is of the most elaborate nature, many of the dishes requiring twenty-four hours to prepare. Not Much to Worry About. Investigation of the geological sur rey on the erosion of drainage basis (roves that the surface of the country s being worn away at the rate of ibout an lncb In 760 year. The Toulouse side of the canal Riquet pushed through in about two years, having at one time a force of 7,200 workers, including 600 women, while 1,000 others were busy on the mountain reservoirs and ditches. The first stretch on the east side wns as far as. Trebes, beyond Carcassonne, and, as locks abound, It took more time. The first important town you come to is Castelnaudary, a dead, pro vincial town with the usual central square surrounded by sleepy cafes. The harbor Is finer than that of Tou louse, and the town rises from It to the octagonal church tower with a cer tain gray dignity for all the buildings are of stone on that side of Naurouse. From Castelnaudary on to Beziers the Black mountain is ever on the left, while to the right are distant glimpses of the Pyrenees. The coun try becomes more and more southern In appearance until you reach Carcas sonne, which rises up from the Aude, the most medieval sight in France. From then on the country is wholly given over to the grape, and you can see the peasants dusting the, leaves with Bordeaux mixture. At the Cresse river the canal sends an eighteen kilometer branch down to Narbonne, whose cathedral spires are plainly vis ible against the southern sky. Then, all the country becomes an ancient lake bed converted Into a mammoth plain of vineyards. It is the former marsh country of the old Lake Ru brensls, which calls to mind by its geological history the ancient Lake Bonneville of the state of Utah. Out of it you drop into the Mediterranean marshes by the Malpas tunnel, 120 meters long. This is an extraordinary knot of thoroughfares. Above the hill is the old Roman road from Beziers tc Narbonne; through the hill is Riquet'i tunnel, the first subterranean canal In the world, and below are two other tunnels, one for the railroad and one for an aqueduct some perforation, a modern would say. Down to the City of Cette, In the flat country to which the ca nal descends by nine locks at Beziers are three volcanic humps, two rivers and a lake. The humps represent first Beziers on the Orb river, then Agde by the Herault, and finally the moun tain of Cette close to the Mediterran ean. Except for these the canal coun try is monotonous with vineyards pro tected by windbreaks of tamarack and reeds. Every available spot has Its vine. At Les Onglous the canal prop er ends, and canal boats are towed for about twelve kilometers across the Etang de Thau Into the city of Cette. The Mountain of Cette Stands out In that flat country as Big Blue hill does near Boston. It reminds one vaguely of Gibraltar. The main streets all go uphill, and you have views constantly out on the Mediterranean. The port of Cette Is made up of bas slns and canals and seems to Invade all the lower part of the town. This work Is all due to the planning and Initiative of Riquet fully as much as the canal behind it He had to havo a Mediterranean port, and the Moun tain of Cette was a Becure post to which he might tie It At Its base he made a canal from the Etang de Thau to the sea, filled In land and con structed basslns and breakwaters The whole harbor Is purely artificial, and even today the Btruggle against nature has to be kept up to keep out the Invading sand and to accommo date the ever-Increasing commerce from Africa, Spain and Italy. Narrow Teaching. Those who teach morality, limiting Its obligations to duties toward fam ily or country, teach you a more or less narrow egoism and lad you to what is evil for others and for them selves. Country and family are like two circles drawn within a greater circle which contains them both; like two steps of a ladder without which you could not climb any higher, but upon which It Is forbidden you to stay your feet. Mazzinl. First Safety Matches. Safety matches did not come Into use until 1852, when a Swede by the name of J. H. Lundstrom started to make these matches at Jonkopiug. li. though his process had been patented eight years previously by another Swede, G. E. Pasch, who, however never put into practical use bis Inven tion. Optimism Pays Best , In business the one who nssumaj that the world Is honest will often do better than the man who believes It to be peopled with rogues. SPLENDID WHILE THEY LAST New Year Resolutions Are Good Things, Provided They Are Not of the Priggish Assortment Dr. Anna Howard Shaw, at a tea at the Acorn club In Philadelphia, said of New Year resolutions: "They are splendid things provid ed, of course, that they're not prig gish. There's a type of girl that leans to priggish resolutions. "In my childhood, I remember, a little girl came to play with me about New Year's time who was Blmply In sufferable. "'What's the matter with her?" I asked. " 'Oh,' said another little girl, 'she's keeping all her New Year resolutions; but she'll be all right again in a day or so.' " Scattered Remarks. When the fat plumber met his friend the thin carpenter he grinned and said: "Saw a queer accident yesterday morning." "What was it?" the carpenter asked. "Professor Dlggendelve was cross ing the street with the manuscript of his lecture in his hand when an auto mobile bumped Into him and scattered his notes all over the street" "Was the professor hurt much?" "No, but be was knocked speech less." A SMALL ONE. Knight Stands I want you to under stand that I am star of this company. Howell Rant You may be billed as a star, but you couldn't be found by a Lick telescope. Enlargement of the Pocketbook. Two Manhattan physicians were en Joying the breeze from the front seat on the "hurricane deck" of a River side drive bus one sultry afternoon when part of their conversation was overheard. It ran like this: "I performed an operation for ap pendicitis on the wife of a millionaire yesterday," sand the stouter of the pair. "Yes," said the other. "What was she suffering from?" Unselfish. They had Just been married and were about to start on their wedding trip. As Is the custom with bride grooms, he was embarrassed to the point of forgetfulness, but he met the situation like an expert. "Why, Harry, you bought only one ticket," said the bride reproachfully. "Just like me, dear," said Harry quickly; "always forgetting myself." Making Progress. "BrUcom Is devoting all his time to that new war balloon he thinks he has Invented." "How far has he got?" "Why, yesterday he ripped the roof from two hencoops and a sleeping porch, crashed through a woodshed and a pergola and landed on his neigh bor's garage five doors away." Specialized Pity. Elderly Unfortunate Help ma, kind lady! Anything you can give? The Kind Lady (who happens to be an antivlvlsectlonist) Just the thing! I'll give you one of Fid's old blankets; your poor dog must feel the cold ter ribly. Puck. In tho Dentist's Office. "It Is queer people get so fright ened just about having a tooth pulled." "It Is that, especially when you consider they always have their nerve with them." Intrenched. Hickvllle Stage Hand (to member of visiting "Hamlet" company) It cer tainly can't be no fun havln' to play a grave digger night after night Actor (cheerfully) Oh, the position Is not to be sneered at when a hostile audience starts a bombardment Puck. More Strategy. "Call on all the regiments for volun teers with red whiskers." "For what purpose, excellency?" , "To He on their backB and furnish an imitation of fall foliage as an am bush." A Mutual Wish. "Don't you ah know, Miss Pepper, sometimes 1 ah wish I were a rajah or something like ah that over in India." "Isn't It strange, Mr. Bore, I was Just thinking the same thing." Yea, Verily. "Truth crushed to earth will rise again," remarked the quotation fiend. "Right you are," rejoined the stu dent of human nature, "but it seldom gets up until after the referee has counted ten." Change Without Variety. Boarder Here's a nickel I found In the hash. Landlady Yes, I put It there. You're been complaining, I understand, about lack of change in your meals. Mollified. Attorney How old are you, Madam! Witness Sirl Attorney Beg your pardon; how much younger are you than the lady next doort fetferishOld if. Mi iJLI Mlfcil llllilt: t lllllilliif illifti SStJfa ---J rv'Vilt WHAT a hard time old Father Knickerbocker has endeav oring to satisfy the jaded pleasure palates of his mul titudinous Manhattanites Having Bomethlng less than 10,000 theaters, vaudeville houses, moving picture establishments and amusement places generally, he seems constantly to feel called upon to put forth some thing new and different to hold his in habitants. As a matter of fact, he could not get rid of them If he wished to do so. The vast majority of those who have be come real New Yorkers would stay right there if he stripped them of everything and tied them to an elec tric sign on Broadway. They would stand right there and enjoy Its glitter and feel sorry for all those who were "condemned" to live beyond the glow of the White Lights. But he doeBn't seem to realize that, and so hardly a day passes that we do not read of some new enterprise to be launched for the stated purpose of entertaining the people of New York city. There" may be some who will think that these new undertakings are merely for the purpose of making money, but their advertisements say nothing of the sort Time Brings Changes. Yet It is all different now from what it has been. Time was when each new enterprise of the character referred to was launched with bold announce ments about the high prices that would be charged. That was before the European war got under way, when New Ydrk had money oozing out of Its pockets. Now, however, every new amusement project comes forth modestly telling us that prices will be extremely reasonable. There has been a realization and an acceptance of the fact that money is not being spent so freely here as it once was. Hardly a theater in Manhattan to day is running on the old scale of prices; or, if it is. It has out slips, pro curable at almost every store, which entitles the holder to a seat at half the advertised price. The very best Broadway theatrical productions are now having "popular priced" matinees and there is hardly an entertainment on the Island for which some kind of seat may not be procured for 25 cents or leBS. And the character of the entertain ment Is changing even as are the prices. For Instance, the old Eden Musee, on Twenty-third street, recent ly closed its doors. This famous in stitution has been one of the sights of the city for years. There was a time when something like 10,000 people passed through its doors daily; but re cently It has had a struggle to keep alive and that struggle was finally ended In defeat. Location had some thing to do with that Twenty-third ptreet, Madison square, there once was the very heart of things, but now New York has moved uptown. The white lights do not send their beams quite that far south these nights and al ready Twenty-third street is lined with "For Rent" signs, many of which have been so long there that they are ob scured by dust and dirt Madison Square Garden Going. Yet another landmark of old New York has fallen before the march of Manhattanites "uptown." The famous Madison Square garden, familiar the :ountry over, either through visit to the metropolis or illustration, Is to make way for Improvements. Its no ble tower, the work of Stanford White, Jlaln by Harry K. Thaw nine years igo, will be missed by visitors and residents alike. Many of the most notable men of America have ad dressed audiences in the structure. But Father Knick is no whit discour aged. He moves on uptown and keeps trying. Ab stated, new announce ments appear almost dally, telling us lhat ere long we will have something else to entertain us. Ope of the latest Clever Pigeon. A planter In South Carolina writes that he once saw a hawk dart Into a flock of pigeons, but miss his strike. The pigeons scattered and the hawk singled out one for pursuit The pi geon rose to a great height, always keeping above the hawk to prevent it from striking. When the pigeon got dlreetly over an old horsepower glnhouse, raised 10 feet from the ground, it suddenly darted by the hawk and came groundward like a shot. In a line a few feet from the Bide of this glnhouse. Tho hawk pursued, and like two streaks they came down. Eight feet from the ground the pigeon swerved aside under the ginhouse. The hawk dashed headlong to its death on the ground. Youth's Com panion. Tradition Without Foundation." A short time ago the curio collec tion of i, Philadelphlan went to the auction room. Two whisky bottles tnto which was blown the name of E. C. Boot, a distiller In Philadelphia about 1840, brought $28 and $30. They were empty, but there Is a tradition, of theso announcements Is to the ef fect that an enormous Ice palace Is to be erected at once on Broadway be tween Forty-third and Forty-fourth streets. Its size will equal that of the New York hippodrome (which recent ly failed as a home for moving-pic-tureB) and It will have several res taurants (reasonable prices) on Its upper fioorB. The lower floor will be of ice and around it at a somewhat higher altitude will be a balcony where one may dine and watch the carnival on the Ice below. Of course the Ice will be for skating. The whole affair Is to be different from anything on the Island in spite of the fact that we already have a number of Indoor skating rinks. New Gigantic Enterprise. Then, a little farther north, another enterprise has begun. The Grand Central palace has opened a "three ring" moving picture carnival which will occupy its vast exhibition halls. You pay one small price of admission ( and you may enter any of the "movies" therein, or pass from one to the other at will. If you care to stay through out all, you will have had just eight hours of moving pictures, which Bhould satisfy even the most rabid moving picture fan. There Is a terraced gar den, too, In which one may procure drinks and refreshments while he In hales the odor of beautiful flowers and tobacco smoke. But there is more. At one desk, you may register your name as an applicant for a "job" with the movies and at another you may leave your "scenario." In each case what Is left will be referred to tho proper authorities, and in this way you may break into moving pictures at any moment. So, you see, Father Knickerbocker is doing his real best to keep us en tertained throughout all the seasons, though some people seem to think he is merely trying to take our money away from us. But, as we ex plained, we have effected a sort of compromise. He charges us less and offers us more, while we go more and give less. It Is really quite satis factory all around. One of the charms of living In New York, to many, lies In the fact that they will probably never meet anyone they know on the streets. In a small town they soon become more or less known, and If they make $700 a month and dress after a fashion to shame the queen of Sheba, some acquaint ance Is sure to "call" them on It. But there, as Boon as they go out of their apartments, they feel as if they are on the stage and It is up to them to assume any role they feel capable of playing and how they do enjoy It! Agate and Onyx. The distinction between agate and onyx Is not apparent to everyone, as is indicated by the samples of the two minerals received by the United States geological survey with requests for In formation. Onyx marble, or Mexican onyx, Is composed of calcium carbo nate or banded limestone. True agate is a variety of silica. Onyx marble Is much softer than agate and is rarely used for gems, but when onyx is ob tained In pieces of sufficient size It Is cut and polished for small ornamental objects like inkstands and paper weights, as well as for table tops and soda water fountains. Wells Foretell Storms. On the approach of storms the water In the wells of southern Minnesota, which is ordinarily clear, becomes cloudy or milky; in others It becomes bright yellow or deep red. Among those whose waters become milky be fore storms are certain wells near Lakevllle, in Scott county, and the most pronounced examples of discolor ation are In the vicinity of Watervllle, in Le Sueur county. The mllklness is due to silt or clay, and the yellow and red colors to fine pwtlcles of iron oxide. wholly unfounded, that Mr. Booz's brand of whiBky was so popular, that it brought the word "booze" into the vernacular. Etymologists may point to the old English "house," to an old Dutch word, or even to the Arabic. The Philadelphlan has neither eyes nor ears for etymologists; ho forgets that Sheridan used "boozed;" ho knew only E. C. Booz and remembers that the distiller, an admirer of William Henry Harrison, had his bottles madj In the form of a log cabin. Ho should have gone further and filled his bot tles with hard elder, for Harrison's campaign was known as the hard-elder one. Cheerfulness Attracts. A man finds himself pleased he does not know why, with the cheer fulness of his companion. It is like a sudden sunshine that awakens a secret delight In the mind, without its attending to it The heart re joices of Its own accord, and natu rally flows out into friendship and benevolence toward the person who hag bo kindly an effect upon it Addison,