An Old Man's Stratagem By FRANK FILSON (Copyright, 191S, by W. a. Chapman.) Phillips' theory wai that It wa better to be king of a village than the second ruler of New York. No lest an authority than Julius Caesar had said that before him, In a slightly dif ferent shape; but Caesar didn't have to prove It, and Phillips did. He spent his vacation In a little vil- be said, but I heard Phillips' snort of contempt, "Can you fight?" Ned domanded next "I can whip a dozen, like you," Phil lips retorted. Then I'm going to thrash you on general principles," said Ned, and I could hardly keop from clapping my hands and crying "bravo!" Miss Dorothy bad bardly recovered from her surprise when the two were at It, hammer and tongs. . I had not expected Phillips to put up much of a fight, but It was a case of Ned doing his best to stop Phil- llpps' rushes. After the first minute Phillips knocked Ned down, and, when he got up Phillips lot him have It again. Ned didn't get home more than once, and In the end Ned was, stretched out upon the ground, half unconscious. It had been Phillips from beginning to end, and be han dled his flats In a very creditable way. I suppose it was fear of the public- lage In the Catskllls, where the girls L but b tb(j whe thfl gr, gtood from the department stores went. It was a quiet sort of place, and the quieter sort of girls went there. Phil' llps's vacation unfortunately touted a month. With a succession of young wom en coming and going, Phillips, being a whQ g)t th)J thra8hlng. genueman in appearance ana uu.B Ha(, enough7 Bneered l):uiiiy 01 money, was in ius tuuiueuk there like a statue, and never moved or spoke. Nobody saw me, and I felt pretty badly to see how my plot had miscarried. Because my idea had been to show the girl what a coward Phillips was, and, Instead, it was Ned He flirted with all and each, indlscrim- Inately. Naturally, he created a good deal of enmity at the little hotel. Any one can do that, but Phillips thought he was a lady-killer. ' I used to watch him from the porch and I wished I were thirty years younger. I should have enjoyed noth lng better than to take the young blackguard by the collar and trounce him soundly. Of course people set out to enjoy themselves, but Phillips had planned It all out before. Besides, the man was outrageous with bis dude clothes and his generally offensive air. Dut It was none of my business, and 1 watched the affairs with three or four of the girls to whom Phillips swore eternal devotion until It came to Dorothy Raines. That set my back up badly. Dorothy was the niece of the hotel keeper, and In the summer she helped in the hotel. In the winter, I believe, Phillips, standing over Ned. Ned groaned; he couldn't raise himself from the ground. If this brute has bad his leBSon, let us continue our-, walk, Miss Raines," suggested Phillips. And suddenly the girl turned on blra with flashing eyes. 'You brute I" she cried. "How dare youl How dare you fight a man weak er than yourself! Go away at once! Do you hear me?" She stamped ber foot like a fury. The next moment she was kneeling at Ned's side, calling him all the en- dearlng terms In her vocabulary. Her arms were round him, and with ber skirt she began sponging away the blood that covered his face. "Forgive me, Ned," she was sobbing. I went away then, because I real ized that I had no business there, Cut It BeemB strange to me; I bad thought a woman loved strength in a man, but It Ned had beaten Phillips "X wWMM m&t mm ls.EA. MKEI POCK.5 OF ANTtVLR w ITH its fifty-mile circle of fortifications the wealthy city of Antwerp Is like a bull's-eye of old gold in the midst of a ringed target. The he would have lost her forever. It she taught in the local school. I had gort ot upset my ideas and at my successive and extending arcs of mod gone there several successive sum-Lea one doesn't like that. ern and obsolete fortresses (Ant mers, and I knew she was engaged to Philling denarted the next moraine werp Is not completely encircled) he finest of the young fellows of by eariy traD Bn(j i imagine he won't have almost traced the history of de- show bis face up this way in a hurry tensive warfare. The Antwerp ions again. Dorothy and Ned are to be have gradually been pushed outward married in October and I've been from the site of the ancient city asked to stay on and be best manj stormed by the Northmen in the ninth It's curious; I Bhould think Ned would century to the outer line of Lierre, be never want to see me again after K-essei, De iirthrana ana many otners, that beatina. But I buddosb ha con- held to be Impregnable until the au alders all roads good ones that lead to tumn of 1914- Tnls llne of ,ort8 w,tn on view a number of beautiful pic tures, of which the most famous is Rubens' "Descent From the tross. The Elevation of the Cross" and The Dorothy, Making a Life Mask. A well-known New Yorker entertain ing some friends at dinner showed them bis life mask, then told them with feeling bow the mask had been made. "They put me In a chair," he said, "tied a towel around my head, plugged my ears with greased wool and stuck a quill in each nostril. 'Shut your eyes,' said the workman, drawing near with a ladle and a large steaming tureen of pink plaster of parts of the the military dikes upon the languid River Scheldt, has guarded for some years the most Important arsenal of Belgium, as well as what was consid ered the chief city of refuge for the Belgian army. But Antwerp is far more than a strategic point. The "pistol aimed at England" is not a weapon alone. Ant werp at the outbreak of the war was one of the most Important seaports in Europe. It formed one of the chief outlets for German and Belgian com merce. Not only Is it close enough to the British Isles for its possession by consistency of thick soup; and be slapped the Btuft on my face in great an enemy to menace England, but its ladlefulB. I could feel it running down vast docks, begun by Napoleon, who Phillips Thought H. Was a Killer. Lady- the town Ned Walker. In fact, she bad confided to me that they meant to get married that fall. my collar and over my chest Just as soup would have done. I motioned with my hands wildly. The man laughed. 'That's all right, boss,' he said, and kept slapping the hot, horri ble, slimy stuff upon me. He stopped when my face was incaBed in a half- devoted 2,000,000 francs to the pur pose, have an area of more than six hundred acres, and in all of their fa cilities are the most modern in the world. The shipping of this city, counting export and import bottomB separately, has exceeded 20,000,000 inch coat ot plaster. He told me It tons a year, while Antwerp's annual would harden in a few minutes. It did. but the minutes were awful. As When Phillips spotted her I bad to the plaster dried it seemed to shrink, admit that his taste was good. Dor- shrinking my skin with it. And the othy would have been a belle if she heat of the thing! And the difficulty naa neen toggea up msieau or wear m breathing througn tne quills stucK ana carpet manufacturers whose lng her simple waist ana sum or vu- m my nostrils! Then very carefully, BnnA hnwd nn fln n nnii th lage mane. ui uoroiuy was a weui VBry slowly ne drew tne naraenea cast for centuries they were shipped imports have run in excess of $500,- 000,000, The city has been the home of dla mond cutters and lace makers, of gold and silver merchants, of clgarmakers to Persia, the home of rug weaving, as well as to Arabia and India of com mercial magnates and ship owners whose wealth at one time was a by word In all of the civilized world, and of various guilds and trades that are it girl, and the thought of Phillips win- (rom my face. I gripped the chair ning her heart from Ned and then go- armg an(j shrieked." lng complacently away was too much . . ... Thrlft- . vn couibo mo a... u.u . w.,...v.u. Qeneraiiy speaking, thrift is not open admiration of the city man. Dor- . .lh . . ,hlW ,lnnn ,.. othy wasn't experienced enough to be ,a . th ' m-wit nf mum. do longer in existence. Above all. able to distinguish the gold from the matter of deilcat0 ana intentional has been the home of artists, and glitter, and Ned hadn't the alra and lpQmt vv ,... - maum. manv of the works of the old masters .graces of that man Phillips. Day by poBed obiigatlon with a definite pur- have been treasured in the Royal mu- day I watched the progress of the pQBe lQ ylew And wlthftli to reacll Seum. Van Dyck, Jordaens, Rubens, flirtation. Ned noticed it too. One ths max(mum of e(fective accomplish- Quentln Matsys, the Tenlers, father evening there was a quarrel, and pres- ment Ulere mUfJt be a penaUy which and son, Cornelius de Vos and Seghers ently Dorothy came round in front ot gently but firmly and constantly, In- are among the many names of artists xne porcn. ana nr ej woi iou, (,gU upon thfl reguar observance of on the roll of Antwerp's residents. u sne naa ueeu B.jiug. .aw "iDU Ull those factors which contribute to slouch moodily away, and a few mln- ,a .,,,. .-.. That in in et. utes later the girl and Phillips were tng ,nt0 debt one realizes the sense of laming logemer ui tue umcr uu u, obllgatlon( prtde lB at gtaUe, and cer- tne porcn. taln geif-denlals are made to effect a Ned was an old friend of mine, and gav,ng an(J meet the paymetB aa ar. me ne oay i uau a low wu. u rangod. The reBuU i8 a distinct gain, THE MAGIC ROCK. Once upon a time there was a little old woman who lived in a little old house. Sbo bad a little dog and a little old pig. People called ber a witch, but If she was, Bhe was a good witch, for she loved the dog and pig very much, and sometimes you could hear ber singing to the pig; You shall have a silver pall And a ribbon for your tall. And the pig would say "Ugh, Ugh," as if he understood. And then she would sing again: You shall have a feather bed, And a pillow for your bead. And the pig would answer "Ugh" again. Then she would sing to the dog: Doggie, you shall have a collar ot gold And eat your food from a silver bowl. And the dog would say "Bow wow." Not very far from the old lady who lived In the little old bouse with the little old dog and the little old pig lived a little girl named Margaret, with ber sister Sarah. Margaret was a pleasant girl, but Sarah was dis agreeable and cross. They were very poor, and Margaret would tell Sarah that some day they would be fortu nate, but Sarah was cross because she could not have pretty dresses and live in a big house, One day Sarah was very cross, and Margaret was feeling sad, and stood by the gate, crying, when the old lady came along with the little old dog and the little old pig. "What are you crying about? she asked. Margaret told her. "Dry your tears," she said, "and Tonight at 12 o clock Margaret emptied out half, of the gold and gave it to Sarah, who was very much pleased and surprised. Then Margaret hurried to the little old house, where the little old lady lived with the little old dog and the little old pig, and gave the little old lady the cane, and the gold collar for the little old dog and the ribbon for the tall of the little old pig. The little old lady was bo pleased that she danced around the room and the little old dog ran aftor her barking "Bow-wow," and the little old pig fol lowed, grunting "Ugh, ugh." Marga ret was very bappy because the little old lady and Lor little old animals were pleased, and when she reached home her Bister met her at the door and kissed her. "I have been a very selfish girl," she told Margaret, "but I will try to do better in the future, and I shall live here with you, and not spend my money for clothes." And they lived in peace and plenty ever after. MAKING HUT OF BRUSHWOOD Lean Pole Against Tree, Then Thatch It With Branches Thicker the Roof, Cooler the Tent. A very simple but can be made by cutting a pole and leaning it against a tree, binding its end there; then GIVES STMSr Ml Radiation Pyrometer Is Most Re markable Invention. Can Measure the Hest of Plants Mil lion of Miles Away Has Most Delicate Battery Ever Constructed. It may not mean much to you to be told a machine has been Invented that can measure the heat of the Btara millions of miles away, but when the proposition Is given In terms of famil iar things one, In a measure, appreci ates the marvel of the contrivance. Suppose a German soldier, thinking himself shielded from observation, struck a match to light his pipe, but that a three-foot reflector, on a moun tain 53 miles away, caught his image with the little flaming light then, with a marvelous instrument, would the observer be able to tell exactly the heat of the flame. An Easily Made Hut. Heat-Measuring Instrument. Then, according to Motley, "every statue was hurled from its niche, every picture torn from the wall, every won derfully painted window Bhlvered to Ilgtan , me atoms, every ancient monument shat- w lk do n th6 road untll vou come t0 tered, every sculptural decoration, a tree wnere an old owi jg gaying however innocent In appearance, ,Wh0i who . Take the patn by that hurled to the ground." tree and follow it along through the Nearly three hundred years were re- woods until you reach a big rock. quired for the building of this great Tap on the rock three times and re- monument. Within it there have been peat this: 'Open, rock at break of day; To what I ask do not say nay.' "Then you must ask tor the things you want, and wait for the break of Sirlus, the "celestial furnace," being thatch it with branches or brush- 40 times hotter than the sun, and hav wood. 1 lng an atmosphere of glowing hydro- Wbere you have no poles available gen, la so far away that its stupendous you can do as the South African na- beat cannot affect any known thing tives do pile up a lot of brushwood, save the magical meter of W. W. Cob- bushy stuff, etc., into a small wall lentz of the United States bureau of made in semicircle, to keep out the standards, who demonstrated his ln- wlnd, and make your fire in the open ventlon at the Lick observatory, Mount part. Hamilton, Cal. It is called a radiation If your tent or hut is too hot in the pyrometer and the thermo-electric sun, put blankets or more straw, etc., battery used is, perhaps, the most del over the top. The thicker the roof the icate ever constructed, cooler the tent in Bummer. If it is Mr. Coblentz measured the heat that too cold make the bottom of the wall reaches the earth from 112 celestial thicker or build a Bmall wall of sods bodies, including 105 stars. If even about a foot high round the foot of Sirius were as near to the earth as the wall outside. Never forget to dig the sun, our poor little planet would a good drain all round your , but, so shrivel up In the heat, a glowing-hot that if heavy rain falls in the night sphere, which would finally dissolve Assumption," also by Rubens, were day but if you are asleep when day your floor will not get flooded from into the dust of ashes. outside. The vital part of the instrument is a hanging there last month. The catne- broaks the spell will be broken. A dral also contains tne tomDsione 01 fairy told thla to m6i but I am too old Christopher Plantln, who was com pelled nine times to ransom his print ing establishment, that Is still intact in the Plantln museum, in tne soutn western quarter of old Antwerp. The stained glass of Notre Dame Is com paratively modern, owing to the out rages ot the Iconoclasts. Its tower, rising to a height of more than four hundred feet, is a prominent feature for miles in a flat country. In the Place Verte, before the cathedral, there is a bronze statue of Rubens. Tho organ of the cathedral is the largest in all Belgium, So many are the interesting old buildings of Antwerp and the number of treasures contained in them that the barest outline of them can be given here. Besides the cathedral and the Musee Plantln there are the Hotel de Ville, the Royal museum and the churches of St. Paul, St. Jacques, Bt, Andrew and St. Augustine, erected in the fifteenth, sixteenth and Beven teenth centuries. The Royal museum, while modern in structure, has ( en the home of so many art treasures that it has become one of the best- known buildings in the world. The collection of old masters numbers more than eight hundred priceless to walk such a long distance, and, be- Zulus make their huts by planting in thermal battery made by Joining two the ground a circle of long whippy wires of different metals either platl sticks standing upright, then they num and silver or bismuth and silver bend the tops all down towards the and covering the Junction with a heat center and tie them together, then absorbing surface painted with lamp they weave more whippy sticks black. around, in and out ot the uprights The wire used is so fine that it can horizontally, until they have made a scarcely be seen without the aid of a kind of circular bird cage; this they reading glass and the absorbing Bur then cover with a straw mat or face is about the size of a pinhead. thatch, or with straw woven on to This battery Is inclosed in a glass the sticks. Sometimes a small hole cell with a window of fluorite. A is left at the top where all the stickB vacuum is maintained in the cell, and Join, to act as a chimney. it is placed in a telescope so that the light of the star to be observed is to- WHAT CLUB BOYS ARE DOING c,1!f.ed "pon.th' """te windo l UO LIU J VBUCI J 1 Wl IUQI uiwvwuj A Big Lion Put Out His Head and Roared at Her. sides, 1 have all I need, and am con tent" Now, Sarah heard what the old witch told Margaret, and that night he locked her in the house and went . ,. . . 1. VtaKCAlF QI.a tnnna it pa.nung., ut "'" '" ""T"" three time, and said: thy are he works by Rubens, Titian. 0peUi rock of day. van uycK, van ayca, . . . . w i Tr n n si ' - urans riais, van ur "-r Th.n .h. .m '! lo nf Hans Holbein. Ancient Hotel da Villa, money, pretty clothes and' a hig house, and a coach and four black horses. Dakota Youth Made Net Profit of $8.00 on Setting of Eggs Good Result! Obtained With Corn. In South Dakota one poultry club boy made a net profit ot $8.00, based on a setting ot 15 eggs. The state agent for Utah reports 28.75 as the highest net profit cov ering the season, while Oregon re ports $50 over the same period, In the clubs that have raised corn and pigs Jointly, some good results have been obtained, A pork and crop production boy ol Minnesota made (118 net profit tor the season from nine pigs and an acre of corn. His corn yielded 95 bushels to the acre. In Utah, where conditions are not nearly so favorable, the boys did well, one member making $31.56 as a re- Is connected with a tangent galvanom eter, which is inclosed in an armor ot soft Swedish iron to protect it from extraneous magnetic Influences. Thus the amount of current gene rated in the thermo-couple by the heat ot the star is measured by the galva nometer. Within the galvanometer a mirror smaller than a pinhead is sus pended upon a fine thread of spun quartz. Some distance In front of the win dow in the galvanometer a scale is set up with a strong light upon it. This scale is reflected in the little mirror, which is observed through a microscope. There is a tiny dot upon one side of the face of the mirror. The genera tion of current in the thermo couple causes the quarts thread to twist, turn ing the mirror from side to-side, and The Hotel de Ville. built toward the She lay down by the side of the rock LTmagef TSS ,d of the sixteenth century by Cor- and took -p. and was awake b Bhowea , yleld of 86.75 buBhels. reflected mag of the sea, a And nelius de Vrienat, was aestroyea in i u m u,. Uu PracticaUy ali of the Sugar Beet nori hv the SDanlards during the light came, she saw the rock open, I . . . , tTtoh ,, r. Spanish Fury of 1766, when more than and a big lion put out his bead and oradQ The BUte agent m chRrge Q, six thousand citizens were put to the roared at hor. She ran as fast as utah rtg 2534 ton() 0110 wuiu, niiu uiu uuv, Diup ulliii duo ilm. r "Ned," I said, "if you had been cut out fairly I wouldn't waste much sym pathy on you. But that blackguard is only amusing himself. That's his tun He wants to break her heart and then go back to the city. I've watched him try it on Borne ot the other girls here. Ned, be a man!" I "I'd like to thrash the fellow t" said Ned, doubling bis fists. ; "Why don't you?" I asked, looking at his husky build. "It would do him good. And it would show MIbs Dor othy who's the batter man. "I can't thrash a fellow for taking my girl away," said Ned. "It's up to me to keep her, "That's true," I answered, "but thrash him for being a blackguard Thrash him on general principles, Ned.' "What's that?" aBked Ned; and I tried to explain. I painted Phillips' character as it appeared to me. "Are Cathedral and Its Pictures. The city of Antwerp is one of the most Interesting not only in Belgium but in the entire world. It has been reduced by fire and sword on many oc casions, but In spite of its various ca lamities there have been preserved a number of priceless old buildings. The xnthflilrnl nf Notre Dame Is one ot the Hints on Longevity. ... .nnmi., Q Oc-thlc architec- The other day an etghty-one-year- tur8 ,n the Nothorlands. Through all the violent scenes that have taken place about its walls it has beon if the debt was properly incurred. old man said tliat since he stopped taking baths, which was some years back, his health had been better. An other Santa Claus ot the same age attributed his wonderful physical con dition to Turkish baths. "I eat every thing from mince pie to tried salt pork," he Bald. "I've drunk rum and whiskey when I felt like it I v smoked and chewed tobacco. And want to tell you that there's nothing spared by the various armies that have desolated the city. The one ex ception to its Immunity came in the violent revolution against the Roman Catholic faith in the sixteenth contury. sword, and the Antwerp burghers were hanged by dozens In various parts of the town. The building was restored in 1581, and since then has been unharmed. In it are the burgo master's room, with its beautifully carved chimney piece and various val uable paintings that depict the his toric events of the city, Now, as we know or at least as we have been taught to believe heat is a mode of motion. So is sound. Which prompts Mark Telfair to ask in this onnncwttnn: "If we tiiftv detect and reached home. Then she unlocked , f J m ?. measure heat from sources millions of the door and let her sister quL tb Wbt net profit Five hundred ml,eg awayi why may we not, by the "You can go to the rock, it you a"u i""---' 'uu aid of such wizards as Edison ana Bell, like," she said, "but I will warn you DUU , ' be placed in possession ot an mswu- that you will find a Hon, who will eat you If he catches you. This did not frighten Margaret, and tho next night at midnight she walked down the road. "Who, who," said and an average net profit of $37.60. ment as wonderful as the radiation pyrometer which would transmit to us the sounds from the planets which Wasn't She Right? The lesson in natural history had mav hftVe tremendous human acttvl- been about the rhinoceros, and the Lies T Anil who can deny that there On the Urana pmce, wnere me no- . . (lw Bfh . teacher wanted to Know now well ma Bro nnt other Inhabited snheres?" tei ae vine is "'" old !ady told her. When she came to lesson naa Deen learneu. homes of those forerunners of the la .. . . . , th .. .-Now, name something," she said, Water Cars In Milan. The streets of Milan are watered yoi going to let Miss Dorothy's heart from the elcctrlo tram cars. On these let broken?" I inquired. "Of course you'll win her back afterward. But is the game worth the candle, looking at it from the woman's viewpoint? "No, sir," said Ned, and I knew that be bad made up bis mind. I saw the two together most of the day, and I wondered when Ned would bring oft his coup. He chose the best time after dinner. They were walk ing In the grounds, and I suppose I had no business to follow Ned when I saw bim go after them; but I want ed to Bee Dorothy's ves opened, and that is my only excuse for what I did. I saw Ned go up to the couple and peak to Phillips. I don't know what Made Jack Sweat. While enjoying the new-found bliss better for the nerves ar.d general of the honeymoon a doting bridogroom health than chewing tobacco. I'm as hired a tandem bicycle and took his sound as a dollar and as spry as a bride for an afternoon s rounuauvmi kitten." Isn't this enough to harrow run. The fair lady knew little or up the soul and freeze the blood of I nothing about wheeling. The lono. modern expert on "right living?" husband got his neaa uou plugged along as nara as B'"v slave every inch of the 33 miles, and when they got to tho Journoy'8 end the perspiration was streaming from evory pore in his anatomy. But not so his charming wife. She stood by as cool and uueoncorned as possible, and when the poor benedict had recov ered his breath a mtie, juuge m ... toolings when she gingerly touched one ot the pedals and sweetly in quired: "Oh, Jack, what are these little twirligigs ior i- Would Retaliate. It was in a country barber's shop, and a farmer with a week's growth ot stubby beard had seated himself in a chair to have hia whiskers cropped. 'Guess you'll have a time gittin them off." bo remarked, aa the barber be gan rubbing on the lather. "Oh, I watering cars reservoirs have been adapted to the platforms and these reservolsr are emptied as the car runs, by means of perforated tubes placed fan shape at the front and back of the car. Pittsburgh Chron icle-Telegraph, Circumstances Alter Cases. Doctor (somewhat deaf) Did your wife take all the medicine I left berf Browning Yes; and she's dead. Doctor She's In bed, eh? Then I'll make a change In the treatment Browning (louder)! said she was dead. Doctor Oh, she's dead, eh? Thea I'll make out my bill bor unions, the trade guilds. These organizations built their permanent offices, If they were to be called sucn In the sixteenth and seventeenth cen turies. ?he various guilds represent ed on the square are the coopers, arch ers, clothiers and carpenters. On the same square there is the birthplace of Van Dyck, don't know," said the barber, careless ly. "All beards look alike to me. "Wunst I went into a barber' shop to git shaved," resumed the farmer, "and after the barber was done and I was payln' him, he remarked, 'Say, old man, if all beards was like yoiirn I'd give up the barber business.' I sei to blm, I sez, 'Well, you haven't got anything on me, old man. If all bar bers was like you I'd lot my beard grow it, and said the words: "Open, rock, at break of day; To what I ask do not say nay. "I want money to make my sister and me comfortable, and I would like a goldheaded cane for the little old lady and a gold collar for the little old lady's old dog, and a ribbon for the tall ot the little old pig," she said. Then she sat down beside the rock and waited for the daylight to come, but she remembered what her sister bad said about the Hon, and when it began to bo light, she went behind a tree an J watched, but when the rock opened she did not see a Hon, and she looked into the opening. There was a bp.g of gold for her, and a gold hoaded cane for the little old lady and the collar for the little old lady's little old dog lay beside it, but where 'that is very dangerous to get near to that has horns." "I know, teacher, I know!" called little Annie Jones. "Well, Annie, what is it?" "An automobile." On the Kiaiiu. "I know you were married twenty years ago, yet you have the nerve to tell me that this is your seventh wed ding anniversary." "I said my seventh wedding, Yorlcn, not anniversary." A Rainbow Story. The Indians have a lovely thought The Reason. "A mile on the sea Is more than a about the rainbow. They love flowers mile on land, isn't it?" even as we do. The roses, lilies, "Yes; it's about one-seventh more." pansles and golden rod they bate to : "Can you tell me why?" see leave. When they see a rainbow "Oh Well, things swell In the water, they fancy that in the lovely colors you know." spanning the sky all the wild flowers, lilies, violets, etc, and the most ol the woods are still living and blos soming anew in the heavens. An Opinion. Hudson Maxim, inventor ot high ex- Oh, Shucks. Tomdlx I thought you was 1 suitor for the hand of Miss Gotrox? Hojax I waa, but I didn't Tomdlx Didn't what? Hojax pidcj't suit b.er, Worth Knowing. Inlaid linoleum when first laid should be given a coat of good floor polish made ot wax and pure oils free from acids ot any nature. This should be well rubbed luto the linoleum to fill the pores, then the linoleum should be polished. When necessary to clean use a good soap, which must bo free from alkalies, and luke-warm water. Do not use soda or any ot the Btrong soaps or cleansing compounds, which are apt to destroy the finish and color. Some prefer that the inlaid should be polUbed once each month with a good floor wax, but the soap and water method Is believed to be the boat was the ribbon for the tall of the oloslves. and one ot tne worio. s great- little old pig? est chemists, says: "The wreath of i,.,., i .i .v.. I ciearette smoke which curia about Mnif,,ch nan a 1(1150 uui, nuu vuv j cracked it open, and a red ribbon dropred out She was glad, for she wanted tho little old pig to have the ribbon tor bia tail, the little old lady had promised it to him so many times. Margaret took all her good fortune and rw heme. Ssrnu was Just getting up. "Well, the Hod did not eat you," she said, "but I m sure you ran as fast as 1 did. The little old woman is a bad old witch." Then Margaret showed her the bag of fold. Sarah became very angry, for she thought Margaret would keep all of it, n she would have done, but the head of the growing lad holds his brain In an Iron grip which prevents it from growing and his mind from de veloping Just as surely as the iron Bhoe does the foot of the Obinesf girl." The American Boy. He Was Practicing. Johnny was seated at the piano reading. His Mother (from the kitchen)- Johnny, why aren't you practicing? Johnny I am, His Mother I don't hear anything. Johnny Well, I'm practicing the pauses. Usual Thing. His Wife I got into an awful Jam at that bargain sale today. Her Husband Is that so? His Wife Yes; all the money was squeezed out of my purse. Rather Indefinite. "At about what age does a man usually, begin to get bald?" asked the teacher. "What kind of man married or single?" qmried t'uj bright pupil. Ocfl Oct! Groans What motive had your sot for becoming a railway engineer? Grins A locomotive, I presume, '