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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1915)
WHAT THE PORTLAND EVENING TELEGRAM SAID: "A business education is something which no one can take away from you, and which In future may prove of more value than a money prize. The Behnke- waiKer business uouege is an institution ot sterling worth, which turns out more men and women fitted to enter commercial pursuits, each year, than any other college on the Coast." Paying Positions for Graduates Newspapers and business houses recognize the superi ority and thoroughness of the training Behnke-Walker students receive and demand more of our graduates than we are able to supply. In a single year, we received 1467 calls for office help. This makes it easy for us to guar antee our students positions. Write for our beautilul illustrated catalog Free. DININO cm 5 : CHEFS BUSINESS COLLEGE M. WALKER, President, Portland, Ore. Fourth and Yamhill PORTLAND. OREGON li PREF L M. WALKER, Pree. U r - tv not fil to write us for CATALOGUES AND PKICKS. We Kll on Eas; Terme. Sherman, lay & Co. PORTLAND, OREGON. "USE THE RIVER" Dalles-Columbia Line State of Washington, for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dalles daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Kmpire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613. Wilianelleud Colunbii River Towing Co., Portlaai Used to Compliments. "I suppose you have something pretty in ties, miss?" "Oh, yes," said the rosy-cheeked girl, taking a box from the shelf; "here'B some pretty blue silk ones for $2; just too sweet for anything." "I think you are a little dear," he said, with a pleasant smile. "You are complimentary," she re plied, blushing. When he thought how he'd been misunderstood, he blushed and stammered: "Oh, I beg your pardon, miss! I didn't mean to say you were a dear, I" "Never mind! there are plenty of young men who think so. Good day, sir." When he turned away her blushes were gone, and his face looked as If he bad stood on a lady's train. Held Responsible. "That dog of yours seems to have human intelligence!" "He ain't that lucky," answered the proprietor of the dog. "If he was to lose his temper an' turn hisself loose to hurt somebody he wouldn't have a chance in the world of pleading In sanity." Washington Star. ENJOY WINTER Prof. Frankland demon' strates that COD LIVER OIL generates more body-heat than anything eke. In SCOTT'S EMULSION the pure oil if to prepared that the blood profits from ever drop, while it fortifies throat and lungs. II you are subject to cold hands mr feet! if you shiver and catch cold aasilyi take SCO IT'S EMULSION for on month and watch las good effects. NO ALCOHOL 14-40 REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. Brave Boss. "What did the boss do when you threatened to resign if he didn't raise your pay?" "He surprised me." "How?" "He failed to show the slightest sign of alarm at the prospect of my leav ing!" Detroit Free Press. No Kick Coming. "That's awful pitching." "What's the matter, my dear?" "That's the second man, he's given a pass to first this inning." "I don't see why you should com plain, George. That's the way you came in to see the jgame." Detroit Free Press. jj A Gleam of Hope. "I hear that Bilter's daughter has eloped with his chauffeur." "Yes, and Bilter wired his forgive ness." "What did he do that for?" "He said he thought now there might be a chance for him to use his car." TERES We have the best facilities in the Northwest for doing your Repair work. Why throw your old tires away? Send them to us and let us repair them. We guarantee every repair we make. Our prices are reasonable. A Western repair is a permanent repair. Let us convince you. Tube punctures repaired, 25c WESTERN HDW. & AUTO SUPPLY CO. 332 PINE ST., NR. BROADWAY, PORTLAND, OR. DENTAL HEADQUARTERS f OR OUT-Of-TOWN PEOPLE People from alt parts of Oregon and Washing ton constantly visit our office for dental treat ment. 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"Well, get on!" shouted the conduc tor. "Get on, can't ye?" "Excuse me," said the farmer. "I don't want to get on. I only want to say that you are to stop here at this time tomorrow, as my wife is going to town to do some shopping." Buffalo News. DO YOU NEED HELP FOR THE APPETITE FOR THE DIGESTION FOR THE LAZY LIVER FOR CLOGGED BOWELS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It is a tonic, appetizer and stom ach remedy of well known merit GET THE GENUINE-' That "Sport Shirt." It is not known who invented the "sport shirt" and wished it on mis guided youths. The garment has a V neck, giving it a lovely effeminate air, and the broad, flowing collar is trained over the outside of the coat collar. It only needs some embroidery or lace insertion to look as picturesque as possible. One gets the firm im pression that the grown-up wearer of a sport shirt is not old enough to vote, whatever the records may say or what ever his size and face may indicate. Perhaps it is one ot the "American fashions," but in any event it suggests melancholy reflections. Providence Bulletin. Indefinite. Mrs. Snooper Men make me tired, Mrs. Swayback What's the matter now? Mrs. Snooper My husband saw Mrs. Keedick yesterday and I asked him what she had on, and he replied, "Oh, clothes." Stray Stories. WAS MISERABLE COULDN'T STAND Testifies She Was Restored to Health by Lydia . Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Lackawanna, N. Y. "After my first child was bom I felt very miserable and could not stand on my feet My siBter-in-law wished me to try Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and my nerves became firm, appetite good, step elastic, and I lost that weak, tired feeling. That was six years ago and I have had three fine healthy children since. For female trou bles I always take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and it works like a charm. I do all my own work. "-Mrs. A. F. Kbeamer, 1574 Electric Avenue, Lackawanna, N. Y. The success of Lydia E. 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Ill Ttri ipMi WisMiOy, Stpt 1, 1915 Many students have already enrolled. Ask for Catalog. Enroll early. A. T. LINK, General Manager. Phone MAIN SOU TIIFOKD HOC. rORTUKO, OKGOI r TRY All That Remains T HE FAMOUS Ecce Homo arch, spanning one of the modern and narrow streets of Jerusa lem, Is nothing else than the remaining part of an ancient Roman triumphal arch of the well- known type. The room above It is of course modern. In Its day It stood across a wide paved street; under it rattled the Roman chariots, while the smaller arches, one on each side, ac commodated the pedestrians, writes John D. Whiting in the Christian Her ald. Adjoining the arch on the north is part of the building belonging to the Sisters of Zlon, where, in all probabil ity, in the days ot Jesus stood the Pretorium, or "Hall of Judgment," where also the then Roman governor, Pontius Pilate, lived. Almost directly opposite we find a Turkish barracks, being undoubtedly the site of the Cas tle of Antonla. This latter Bite was originally a natural rocky spur, jut ting out into the northwestern corner of the temple area. Forty years ago the place where the buildings of the Sisters of Zion now stand, before alluded to, was nothing more than a tumble-down heap of ruins ot a late date and great refuse heaps. While preparing for the construction of the present church and schools, and the removal of the debris, the northernmost of the two smaller arches was found intact, adjoining the large one. Several feet below the pres ent street level an extensive pavement made ot large thick stone slabs well laid was uncovered. Ten years later, when digging through the street for a Bewer, more ot this pavement was brought to light. On the smooth surface ot these stone slabs we see cut into them Roman games. Two large stone benches, something the shape of a pedestal, about four feet high, placed on the pavement, were also unearthed. Was an Important Place. That this spot in Roman times was extremely important there can be no doubt. Nowhere else have there been found paved streets of this descrip tion nor has another triumphal arch been known. Here on one side of the street we find the Roman castle, on the other a large paved court taking the place of a forum. That the Hall of Judgment and home ot the governor should be situated by this city square seems quite natural, and the Bible accounts go far to make it clear. Having thus fixed the surroundings in our minds as we stand on this pavement, we can almost see small squads of Roman soldiers, while off duty from the cas tle, lounging here or passing the time with their games which they them selves have cut Into the face of this pavement, or it may be we shall soon see a large crowd congregating here, listening to some orator standing above the audience on one of these stone benches, or "bema," as they were then called, and placed here for the purpose. We see men hastening along this very street, leading as it did to the "Sheep Gate" (the modern St. Ste phen's gate), and join a. crowd with torches at Gethsemane, which, with the betraying of Judas, have taken the Nazarene found here absorbed in Bigamy In India. A case of bigamy that sounds queer to western ears is reported from In dia. One Ahad All married Fuljan Blbl about eleven years ago when the latter was only 3 years old. The for mer lodged a complaint before the subdlvisional officer of Bagerhat al leging that one Mojam Dakua had married his lawful wife Fuljan last January. Both Mojam and Fuljan were arrested and committed to the sessions. In the sessions court both the accused were found guilty. Mo jam was sentenced to one year's rig orous Imprisonment and Fuljan to two months' simple Imprisonment. Flight of Bullet The most amazing sight in our ex perience, says a writer in Popular Me chanics, was the United States service bullet with its speed of 2,700 feet a tecond. Here we saw the bullet Itself, not flying particles. The sun was low Dver the eastern hills. Its rays came through a break In the ridge bordering the range, lighting up most of the sourse of the bullet up to the target 200 yinla away, but leaving the target of the Arch prayer. They lead him up the steep slopes of the Kedron valley into the city to the palace of Caiaphas, the high priest. . tsy morning we see them move on to tho public square before Pilate's house. Pilate comes out from the pal ace to the crowd clamoring against Jesus. The Jews will not enter the Judgment Hall lest they be thereby defiled and prevented by their law from eating the passover which was then being kept. Therefore we see Jesus entering alone with Pilate. Dur ing the short interview that ensues Pilate asks: "Art thou the king of the Jews?" Jesus answers: "My king dom 1b not of this world." Pilate re- appears. The square is crowded and we hear Pilate says: "Will ye that I release to you the king of the Jews?" But the clamoring reply is: "Not this man, but Barabbas." Pilate now or ders Jesus to be scourged. A soldier, possibly running to a pile of thorn bushes such as are still extensively gathered and kept for fuel, plaits crown, which is placed upon Jesus, a also a purple robe. Thus he is pre sented to his adversaries outside, and Pilate's voice is heard above the din of outcries, saying "Ecce Homo" (Be hold the man). : The high priests call out "Crucify him." Pilate seeks to release him, but the former, knowing his weak spot. tor Pilate was only a procurator or governor under Caesar in Rome, call out: "If thou let this man go thou art not Caesar's friend; whosoever maketh himself a king speaketh against Caesar." Where Pilate Sat. Pilate is influenced. We see him now returning to the crowd outside. and taking his seat upon one of these Btone benches here preserved, he has Jesus led before him, compiles fully with the requests of the Jews, and the crowd disappears with crosses and Roman soldiers. It is about the sixth hour, or noon, for then, as now. In eastern countries time begins with sunset. Thus In our mind's Journey we have followed closely St. John's graphic account given in the eighteenth and nineteenth chapters. The thirteenth verse of the latter chapter Ib of all im portant interest to our subject. "Pilate therefore . . . brought Jesus forth, and sat down in the Judgment seat in a place called pavement." The words here translated in the authorized ver sion "Judgment seat" have been ren dered In a more critical translation by J. B. Rotherham "elevated bench. the original Greek it is "bema," mean Ing an elevated platform for orators' use. Nor does the context go to show that It was anything like an official throne 'or Judgment seat Jerusalem has been besieged and destroyed more times than any other city. Nearly 2,000 years have elapsed since the days we have been thinking of. Naturally we cannot, nor should we expect, to find here absolutely cer tain spots associated with our Lord life on earth. In fact few of the many now pointed out are capable of being authenticated. Nevertheless, as we turn away from this spot we cannot help but feel we have looked upon the very "pavement" trod by our Lord, and probably have seen the very seat from which Pilate gave sentence. and the firing point in deep shadow, The first bullet was seen by someone, and not a man present missed the strange sight later on. The appear ance was a very brilliant silvery flash as vivid and quick as a flash ot light ning. But two things are necessary to see bullets fly, a dark background and the sun at right angles to Its course. Big gun projectiles are, of course, nearly always visible, and it Ib not hard to see a charge of shot In flight If one knows what to look for an where to stand. 1,000-Foot Tub of 8tone. The Big Bend country In Texas bor derlng on the Rio Grande, famous frontier history as the rendezvous ot scores of "bad men," has been mapped by the United States Geological Bur vey. The survey has made known some striking topographic features. About 10 miles northwest of Terlln gua Is a circular area seven miles in diameter called Solltarlgo. It is formed of huge, curved strata of lime rock standing nearly on edge and slanting inward like the staves of an inverted tub. ITTLE JIMMY MUCH KISSED Disclaimed Any Intention of Rubbing Off Caress of Noted Woman Was Trying to Rub It In. Little Jimmy had reached th con clusion that everybody in the world had kissed him or wanted to very bad ly. He could not help being a boy that all the ladles wanted to pet and be stow their kisses upon. In fact, Jimmy longed for the day when he would have a say so In the matter of being kissed. One day a famous woman came to call upon his mother. Jimmy chanced to enter the parlor and was directed by his mother to come up and see the no ted Mrs. So and So. Jimmy knew what was coming, but he could not prevent the occurrence. The visitor took him by the hand and gently gathered him up Into her lap, and as she let him down to the floor again she graciously bestowed a kiss upon his pouting lips. Jimmy Jumped away from her and be gan to rub his lips in a vicious man ner. What, you are not rubbing my kiss off, my little man?" questioned the woman. Jimmy was puzzled for a few moments, then replied: "No, ma'am; I'm just rubbing it in. and then vanished through the door. Louisville Times. Injured Feelings. When you married me you said 1 was the only woman in the world for you." "So I did, my dear." "Do you still think so?" "Why, of course." "Pshaw!" "Why the skepticism, my love?" "I think you might at least take youi ,lpe out of your month to say it!" Pleasing Conversation. "My dear, I know he says a great many things about your good looks.' "What of it?" "It is mere flattery." "Well, maybe it is," said the girl, "but it sounds good. I'd rather listen to that sort of talk than literary con versatlon or opinions about the length of the war." NO DOUBT. 37- f -lswe Weary Dere wuz one feller In de ark wot would made a good railroad president Ruggles Who wuz it? Weary Why, de feller wot watered de stock. v Theory and Practice. First Able-Bodled Male Woman's place Is in the home. As I was tell ing my wife- Second Able-Bodled Male By the bye, Bill, what's yer wife doln' now? First Able-Bodled Male Workln" in the cannery. Judge. Some Job. Gayboy 1& Struck a job yet, old top? Grinder '15. Well er not exactly, I've been quite busy, though, trying to sell my prize thesis, "The Solution of the Great Problem of the TJnenv ployed" to some magazine. Puck. Blind to the Biscuits. "Do you believe the way to a man's heart lies through his stomach, Mrs, Pllcher?" "Certainly not." "You have other vlewB, then?" "Most assuredly. Tickle bis vanity. and he'll eat anything." A Luxury Denied. "Don't you think we give too much attention to the frivolities of faun. ion?" Yes, repuca tne ousiness man, "But the only way to make money is to follow the fads. I haven't any time to be serious." Why, Certainly. Flatbush My wife Is always ou the wrong side of a question. Bensonhurst How do you know she is? "Because she never agrees with me." 8tandlng for No Foolishness. "Don't you dare call me a liar, sir! "I was merely going to question your veracity." "In that case, be sure you make it hypothetical question. Odd Result "That terrible old gossip, Mrs. Cub by, is not reliable in anything she tells." "Yes, 1 notice, what she says, goes. 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