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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1915)
OF CURRENT WEEK Brief Resume of General News From Ail Around the Earth. UNIVERSAL HAPPENINGS IN A NUTS1P Live News Items of All Nations and Pacific Northwest Condensed for Our Busy Readers. The allies are making a 'fierce fight for the second German line in the West. The Southern Pacific is sending 400 cars to various lumbering points in Oregon in response to demands. Another slide has blocked the Pana ma canal and the opening of the ditch will be delayed until October 10. Nearly three score persons lost their lives in a hurricane which also caused immense property damage at New Or leans. William Steele, aged 81, and Mrs. Arleta Golden, aged 78, obtained a marriage license and were married at Salem, Or. A catch of 1363 walruses is reported by the steamer Corwin. The hides are in great demand in Eastern ammuni tion factories for burnishing shrapnel cases. Saskatchewan, Canada, farmers won first and second prizes in competition for the best bushel of wheat at the International Soil Products Exposition at Denver. A Portland, Oregon, man, in a fit of laughter, dislodged bis false teeth and the artificial masticators lodged in his throat. It required a physician to re move the molars. Three liners have been added to the fleet of the Toyo KiBen Kaisha Steam ship company and will be put into the trans-Pacific trade between Pacific Coast points and the Orient. A heavy hail storm practically ruin ed the winter apple crop in the vicin ity of Roswell, N. M. The damage is estimated at 200,000. Packing was to have begun soon in the larger orch ards. The inclusion of the Missouri, Kan sas & Texas railroad, which recently went into a receivership, makes the mileage of railways in the United States in the hands of receivers greater than ever before. A semi-official dispatch received at Amsterdam from Berlin says all the subscriptions to the third German war loan, which amounted to 12,000,000, 000 marks ($3,000,000,000), represent new money. No conversions are in cluded. The London Morning Post's Berne correspondent says he learns from Munich that T. St. John Gaff ney, the American consul general in Munich, after conferring with Sir Roger Case ment, has decided to resign and go on a lecture tour in the United States on behalf of Germany. Coreans in Hawaii are training with wooden guns, in the hope of being able to free Corea from Japan, accord ing to Miss Sadie E. Barrett, a mis sionary to Hawaii, who addressed the National Convention of the Women's Home Missionary Society of the Meth odist Episcopal church in Seattle. Germany declares she sees the goal of her ambitions. The British admiralty has loaned a number of submarines to the Russians. United States sends artillery to Mexican border to repel further raids of bandits. The Washington government has made a final request that Dr. Dumba be recalled. By the will of John G. Watmough, of Philadelphia, his hired girl falls heir to $100,000. A Walla Walla, Wash., girl takes dose of poison for headache, in dark, which proves fatal. For the first time in history, Chinese shipbuilders are competitors of the European yards. A steamship com pany of Drammen has ordered three steamers to be delivered in Copen hagen in 1916 and 1917. The placing of this order in China is due to the unusual pressure in the home yards. The Munich Post, according to the Overseas News Agency, has received a report from Switzerland that Pope Benedict is preparing a circular letter to the belligerents asking for a gen eral truce on All Souls day. The Pon tiff asked that the truce be dedicated to the memory of the soldiers who have perished in the war. Society women in Paris have en listed in the war and are driving army ambulances, using their own cars. The big loan to Britain and France, which was negotiated in this country. has been made, however, the amount is $500,000,000, instead of one billion. as first stated. John Muir'i famous clock, which, in addtion to keeping time, aw6ke him in the morning by tipping his bed, will become the property of the University of Wisconsin at the close of the Pan ama-Pacific Exposition. Muir invent ed the clock many years ago. Reports from Aberdeen, Wash., state that much timber is being sold in Eurone. which will be used in con struction of aeroplanes. Otto Hooker, an escaped convict from the Oregon penitentiary, and who killed Supt. Minto, was shot to death by a Portland policeman, while being taken into custody at Albany. Bids for 16 new submarines, five of them seagoing cruisers and 11 of the coast defense type, will be opened at the U. S. Navy department soon. Tha vessels were authorized by the lout congress. CROWN PRINCE HUMBERT ill In i W A Mr JsCM i Ft ' W-LU . .lil, SLLII li 11X1: t The eleven-year-old Crown Prince Humbert of Italy, while visiting the king at the Isonzo front, made his way along several miles of the Italian trenches and sent the following tele gram to his grandmother Queen Margherlta: "I am on Austrian terri tory. I assisted In an artillery engage ment this afternoon." "VEST POCKET" WIRELESS SET IS MADE PRACTICAL BY NEW YORKER Bedford Hills, N. Y. A compact and efficient wireless receiving and sending apparatus, invented recently by Dr. H. Barringer Cox, of this place, is to be lent to one of the foreign pow ers for use in the trenches, according to announcement of the inventor. The device, which may be strapped around the waist and deftly hidden by the folds of a cloak so as to be invis ible to an unsuspecting person, is in reality a "vest-pocket" wireless ap paratus, as complete as any. The sending apparatus consists of a box in which are five dry cells and a viDrator. The electric pulsations are started by tapping a telegraph key, and the current, which the doctor says is modified with a hidden transformer of his own invention, sends out its messages in waves, long and short, The equivalent to a half watt, or one- eightieth as much as is required for the ordinary electric light bulb is the amount of electricity necessary. From the box projects a wire. In warfare use this wire is carried down the leg of the soldier and con nected with a metal plate or Bpur in the shoe. The receiving instrument consists of a drum about which is coil of wires. On top of this iB a fine deflector. It has a pair of ear-pieces such as is worn by telephone operators. Dr. ,Uox can send and receive mes sages by this instrument over a dis tance of 18 miles. When he desires to receive a message be raises his cane. Stock Exchange Clerks Overworked. New York So tremendous has been the volume of trading on the stock ex change this week that several prom inent brokerage houses announced that they were considering the advisability of asking the board of governors of the exchange to declare Monday a full holiday, in order to give their over worked clerks a rest. Many firms have been obliged to work their forces day and night. In one house two clerks were taken away in an ambulance in an exhausted condition. The exchange governors, when ap proached on the subject of closing the exchange, maintained that they had no right to cut off the security business of the country on such short notice. The promise was held out, however, that should the great volume of trad ing continue next week, the declara tion of a special stock exchange holt day would be considered. Chicago Under Sunday Lid. Chicago Mayor Thompson, in i message to the city council, announced that the owners of all saloons in Chi cago hereafter would be forced to obey the state law, which provides that they remain closed on Sunday. The mayor ordered the city collector to notify in writing all persons holding licenses for saloons that they must comply with the requirements of the state law. For many years owners of saloons in Chicago have defied the state law governing their operation on Sunday. British Casualty List. London Casualty lists published in clude the names of 119 officers and 3, 607 men. A list under date of Sep tember 26 gives the names of 85 offi cers from the Western front, of whom 20 are dead. The dead include Lieut, Col. John R. E. Stansfeld, commander of the Second Gordon Highlanders Lieut. Col. Arthur Harkin, commander of the Seventh battalion of the North amptonshire regiment; Col. Godfrey Morris, of the Eighth Gurkhas, and Lieut. Browne, son of the earl Kenmare. of Allies' Loan Ready to Sign. New York The contract' for the $500,000,000 credit loan to Great Brit- am and France probably will be signed Wednesday by the members of the Anglo-French commission and J, Morgan & Co., agents in the United States. Lord Reading is expected to sign for Great Britain and Ernest Mal let probably will sign for the French government. Preparations also will be made to closti the underwriters books, which will probably be done soon. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS; L Portland Wheat Bluestem, 90c bushel; forty-fold, 88c; club, 85c; red Fife, 82c; red Russian, 80c. Oats No. 1 white feed, $23.60 ton. Millfeed Spot prices : Bran, $25 ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley, $27.60 28.60. Corn Whole, $37.50 ton; cracked, $38.50. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $15 16ton; valley timothy, $1213; al falfa, $12.5013.50; cheat, $910; oats and vetch, $1112. Vegetables Cucumbers, Oregon, 15 20c dozen; artichokes, 90c; toma toes, 3540c box; cabbage, lc pound; beans, 2i4e; green corn, 1016c dozen; garlic, 15c pound; peppers, 4 5c; eggplant, 45c; sprouts, 8c; horseradish, 12Jc; cauliflower, 76c $1.25. Green Fruits Cantaloupes, 86c $1.85 crate; peaches, 65 65c box; watermelons, 11 Jc pound; new ap ples, 75c $1.50 box; pears, 90c $1.25; grapes, 50c$1.50 crate; huck leberries, 5c pound; casabas, ljc; quinces, $1 1.25 box; .cranberries, $9.50 barrel. Potatoes New, 7085c sack. Onions Walla Walla, 76c Back ; Oregon, $1. Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices ; No. 1, 32c dozen; No. 2, 25c; No. 8, 19c. Jobbing prices : No. 1, 34c doz. Poultry Hens, 11 13c pound; springs, 15 16c; turkeys, nominal; ducks, white, 1214c; colored, 810c; geese; 810c. Butter City creamery cubes, ex tras, 31Jc; firsts, 29c; prints and car tons, extra. Prices paid to producers : Country creamery, 2229c; butterfat, premium quality, 33c; No. 1, average quality, 31c; No. 2, 29c. Veal Fancy, 11c pound. Pork Block, 8c pound. Dried Fruits Apples, 8c pound; ap ricots, 1315c; peaches, 8c; prunes, Italians, 89c; raisins, loose Musca tels, 89c; unbleached Sultanas, 7Jc; seeded, 9c; dates, Persian, 10c; Fard, $1.65 box; currants, 8J12c. Hops 1915 crop, 10c pound. Hides Salted hides, 15c; salted kip, 15c; salted calf, 18c; green hides, 13 Jc; green kip, 15c; green calf, 18c; dry hides, 25c; dry calf, 27c. Wool Eastern Oregon, 18 28c pound; valley, 27 28c; fall lambs' wool, 24 25c; mohair, Oregon, 27 30c. Cascara bark Old and new,' 3J4c pound. Pelts Dry long-wooled pelts, 161c; dry short-wooled pelts, Hie; dry shearlings, 1015ceach; salted shear lings, 1525c; dry goat, longhair, 13c; dry goat shearlings, 10 20c; salted long-wooled pelts, September, 75c$1.25. Cattle Choice steers, $6.506.80; good, $6 6.25; medium, $5.75 6 choice cows, $5.25 5.75; good, $5 (c 5.25; medium, $4.505; heifers, $5 5.85; bulls, $4.505; stags, $5.506, Hogs Light, $6.40 6.45; heavy, $5.405.45. Sheep Wethers, $4.75 6; ewes, $45.60; lambs, $5.5Q7. Third Alfalfa Crop Put In. Portland Following is a Bummary of the crop conditions in Oregon for the week, as reported to the local office of the weather bureau by special cor respondents throughout the state : Although showers fell in the West ern counties on the 23d, 24th and in some limited areas of North Central Oregon on the 24th, which benefited pastures and gardens to some extent, there is still need for rain in all por tions of the state. The warm weather has been favor able for the maturing of fruit and gar den truck. The picking and drying of prunes has been about completed and the harvesting of apples and pears has begun. In the Eastern Oregon valleys the peach crop was very heavy and the quality excellent, but owing to an over-supplied market many tons of the choicest fruit is going to waste. Threshing has been practically com pleted, and the farmers are preparing the soil for seeding, but little wheat will be sown until the fall rains have commenced. While waiting for the rain, ranchers are hauling their wood and winter sup plies. Irrigated crops of alfalfa are very good, and the third crop is being put up in some sections. Tomatoes are plentiful and of excel lent quality. Seasonable fruits and vegetables are in the local markets in abundance, and the quality is very good. Cranberries Are Popular. Tacoma Cranberries are proving unusually popular with the trade and the supply on the local produce market is good. As a substitute for black berries, dealers say, cranberries are what is wanted. The berries are roll ing in from Cape Cod and are of fine size and color and hold up unusually well in shipment. They are quoted wholesale at $9.6010 per barrel. This week saw the first appearance this season of grapefruit from the Isle of Pines. The first receipts are a trifle green and are bringing 15 cents each. Egg Prices Go Up. Tacoma Some dealers Bent prices on fresh ranch eggs soaring and whole Bale quotations now are from 36 to 38 cents a dozen. Cold storage eggs re main steady at 27(a28 cents a dozen. The rise in the fresh product is at tributed to a scarcity and an advance of the ruling market of Puget Sound. Butter and cheese are unchanged. Fa vorable weather conditions have pro longed the tomato season and the best ones to be had are offered at 4550c a box. Cantaloupes, grapes and apples are among the leading sellers. Commission House Case Dismissed. Seattle That the law providing for the licensingjand bonding of commis sion merchants, enacted by the last legislature, contains joker which makes it inopers!ve against all but the smallest commission merchants was discovered here when Superior Judge Gilliam dismissed the suit against J. B. Powles & Co. The bill, as Intro duced in the legislature, was aimed at commission merchant by the shipping and growers'Jassociationa. HUNDREDS ARE LOST ALONG GULP COAST Many Marooned in Trees and Housetops in flood Zone. PROPERTY LOSS ESTIMATED 12 MILLION Several Towns Are Completely Wiped Out Packet Upsets and Eight Passengers Are Drowned. New Orleans The number of known dead, reported dead and persons miss ing in Louisiana and Mississippi as a result of Wednesday night's tropical hurricane was put at 549 in a total compiled here Saturday from reportB that came in from many points on the Gulf coast and in the interior. Many more are missing Hundreds of persons along the Mis sissippi and interior points are ma rooned in flooded sections. The property damage was estimated at approximately $12,000,000. The known dead in Louisiana includ ed: New Orleans and environs, 24 ; Rig- olets, 21; Lake Catherine, 23; near Frenier, 25; eight drowned in sinking packet near Grand Isle. Reported dead and mission : Shell Beach, St. Bernard parish, 16; Island de la Croix, 22; Yoloski, 15 ne groes. SIR ROBERT L BORDEN Sir Robert L. Borden, premier of Canada, recently visited Great Brit ain and France for the purpose of dis cussing with the authorities the co operation of the Dominion In the war, Couriers by boat and train as well as mail advices brought in reports of tre mendous property loss and rumors of many drowned along both Bides of the Mississippi river south of here. Boat passengers arriving from Em pire, near Doulloth canal, about 50 miles down the Mississippi, reported that only four large houses still Btood at Empire and that about 200 persons were marooned in them. The state conservation commission here started a rescue vessel for that point. Many inhabitants of the flooded sec tions on both sides or the river were reported marooned and some were said to be clinging to tree tops. Relief vessels were sent to rescue them. Bay St. Louis, Miss., on the Gulf cost, reported one dead and property loss will run into millions. Removes Bar to Wireless. New York The invention of a de vice with which it is hoped to prevent static interference with wireless com munication is announced by Professor Michael I. Pupin, of Columbia Univer sity. Professor Pupin said his inven tion eliminates entirely Mie difficulty constantly interfering with the wire less messages over a long distance, The application of his device, Prof, Pupin said, also will make it possible to transmit the human voice on unlim ited distance without the slightest in terference from unfavorable conditions, Talcum Powder Is Taxed. Trenton, N. J. Federal Judge Rell stab has decided that talcum powder used for toilet purposes is a cosmetic and taxable, and the seizure of a quan tity of the article by the government was rightfully made. The seizure was on the property of E. R. Squibb & Son, of New York, to determine whether under Schedule B of the emergency stamp tax act of October 22, 1914, tsl cum powder Bhould bear the stamp tax as on a cosmetic. U. S. District Attor ney Davis said at least $500,000 in rev enue was involved in the test suit. Part of Deckload Lost. Raymond, Wash. While crossing Willapa Harbor bar at 4 :30 Saturday afternoon the steamer Avalon was struck by a heavy breaker, which threw the vessel on her beam ends, causing her to strike heavily on the bar. The lashings broke, and 200.000 feet of lumber cargo went overboard, The vessel was brought back to this place badly damaged and leaking. Ex tent of the damage will not be known for some time. r" I p, I iff' Vf WITH THE GOOSEBERRY RECIPES FOR PRESERVES OTHER DISHES. AND Made Up Into Jam It Will Be Appre ciated In the Winter Method of Serving Them In Batter. Gooseberry Jam. Seven pounds green gooseberries, eight pounds sugar. Method. Top and tall the goose berries and place them In a preserv ing pan. Add the sugar and slowly bring to boiling point and boll for 40 minutes. If the Jam jellies quickly when a sample is placed on a saucer it Is quite ready and must be bottled at once. To Bottle Gooseberries. Gather to gether some bottled with wide necks. See that they are perfectly clean and dry. Fill them with gooseberries and place In the oven until thoroughly hot through without breaking the skins. Remove from the oven, add two table Bpoonfuls sugar to each bottle, and fill up with boiling water. Seal with paraffin and store. Gooseberries In Batter. Four table- spoonfuls flour, two eggs, pinch salt, half pint milk, half pint gooseberries, one tablespoonful sugar, ten ounces dripping or butter. Method. Prepare the batter by mix ing the flour and salt with a little milk and the eggs beaten to froth. Beat this thoroughly until smooth and the surface free of bubbles. Stir In gently the remainder of the milk. Heat the fat until smoking hot In a baking tin and pour In the batter and gooseberries. Bake In a hot oven for half to three-quarters of an hour. Cut Into sections and sprinkle freely with pulverized sugar. Gooseberry Souffle. One pint stewed gooseberries, quarter pound sugar, two ounces butter, 1 ounces flour, two teaBpoonfuls corn flour, three eggs, one teacupful milk. Method. Prepare a sauce with the flour, corn flour, milk and butter. Stir In the gooseberry pulp and the yolks of eggs, also the sugar. Beat the whites to a stiff froth and fold these carefully Into the mixture. Pre pare a souffle mold by tying a greased paper round the top. Place the mix ture In the tin and steam for an hour. Turn out very carefully and serve at once. Gooseberry Jelly. Seven pounds green gooseberries, two quaita water, one pound sugar to each pint liquid. Method. Crush the gooseberries with the rolling-pin or potato masher. Place these In a pan with the water and cook until soft and tender. Strain the mixture very carefully, without squeezing, through a coarse cloth, Add a pound of sugar to each pint of liquid and boll tor halt an hour to three-quarters. Baked Pears. Pare and core, without dividing, as many pears as you wish; place them in a pan and fill centers of pears with brown sugar. Add a little water and let them bake until perfectly tender. Serve with sweet cream or boiled cus tard. An old-fashioned way Is to place pears in a covered baking dish, with out paring. Add one very small cup ful of molasses to every two quarts of pears; but little water Is necessary, Bake about two hours. If you wish you may pare and core them, using one small cupful of sugar Instead of molasses. Ideal Soup Kettle. One of the woeful aspects of soup- making in the pre-enamel-ware days was the cleansing of the heavy iron kettle; for washing a kettle big enough to hold a shlnbone of beef with trimmings was no Joke. To day, however, one can have the trim enameled kettle In any size, light, yet strong, and all It needs Is hot suds and a good rinsing to make it beauti fully clean and sanitary. If, In addi tion, there is a colander of enamel ware for straining of the soup into pan to match, the equipment Is ideal tor cleanliness, quickness and results, Plums In Rice Border. Cook the rice In milk until tender and quite dry, adding a pinch of salt when It Is half done. Make It rather sweet with powdered sugar and pour into a border mold to set. When ready to serve, turn It out carefully and fill the center with very rich stewed plums, pour a little of the sirup over the rice and heap whipped cream over the plums. Tbe stones should be re moved from the fruit and the kernels simmered ten minutes In a little thin ilrup and then mix with the fruit. Watermelon Salad. While a dead ripe watermelon Is far too good to have its natural flavor subtracted from or added to, a disap pointing melon, insipid and tasteless, may still serve a useful purpose as a salad. Break up the pink portion lightly with a silver fork, pile on heart leaves of lettuce and dress with may onnaise. Pineapple Pie. (irate a wnoie pineapple arter re moving every tiny eye. Beat two eggs.. Mix three tablespoonfuls of flour with two cupfuls of sugar, one cupful cold water, good pinch salt Line plate, All, cover and brush top crust with milk and bake. Makes two plea, and they are delicious. Apple Merlnguv Peel and core tart apples and boll put through a colander and then sweeten the mash. To one pint this pulp, stir up lightly the whipped whites of three eggs flavored with lemon. 8et tbe dish In the stove, brown lightly and serve cold with iream. Tea Rolls. One pint of bread flour, two heap ing teaspoonfuls baking powtfir, two of sugar, one of salt Sift all together, Break one egg In one-hai; cupful of cream or rich milk. Then take two cupfuls or enough to make a thick batter when poured on the flour. Bake in roll tins until a light brown. MAKES A SPLENDID DESSERT French Way of Serving Peart Will Be Found About the Best That Hal Been Devised. A French Pear Dessert. Every Frenchwoman knows the value of com bining cooked fruit with cereal for the family dessert. Here is her favorite way of serving pears: Peel, core and cut in halves half a dozen firm pears. Cook them slowly for an hour in a sirup of two cupfuls of water and one of sugar. Meantime boil in a double boiler for about an hour a half cupful of rice in two cupfuls of milk, with a small piece of butter and sugar and vanilla to taste. When the rice Is cooked turn It into a mold. The French cook keeps the rice warm while It is setting in the mold, but it would prob ably suit the American taste better to place the mold on ice. When ready to serve turn tbe rice out on a round dish and arrange the pears neatly in a bor der. Pour over them the sirup in which they have been cooked, flavored, if desired, with a little rum. Canned Pears. Bartlett pears are considered by many housekeepers the beBt for canning. If not perfectly ripe they can be easily mellowed by wrap ping them up in a woolen blanket, but they must be a little under rather than over-ripe for canning. To every quart jar allow seven or eight medium-sized pears, a pint of water and one-fourth pound of sugar. Cut the fruit In halves, pare, core and throw at once Into cold water to prevent discoloration. Put the sugar and water first into a preserv ing kettle and let heat slowly; when the scum appears remove it carefully. and as soon as the sirup bolls hard add the fruit and boil all together from three to ten minutes. Put a cloth wet in cold water around the jar when putting In the hot fruit, in order to prevent breakage, and fur ther make sure against this by putting In a couple of pears and a little juice at a time. When the jar is full run a silver knife down the sides of it to let out the air bubbles, and seal tightly while the fruit is still hot. Canned pears should be kept In a cool, dark place. Seckel pears, which may be canned In the same way, are best when picked directly from the tree and canned at once. If too hard both they and the Bartletts may be boiled for ten min utes or less before putting them In the sirup. TO PREPARE SPICED PLUMS Should Be Put Up With 8ugar and vinegar and Condiments of Various Kindt. Select seven pounds of damson plums; wipe them with a napkin, then prick each plum several times with a needle and put them into Btone Jars. Place a kettle with three and a half pounds of sugar and one pint of vin egar over the fire. Break one ounce of cinnamon Into small pieces, add one tablespoonful of whole cloves, four blades of mace and one tablespoonful of whole allspice. Sew these up In muslin or cheesecloth bags and drop them into the vinegar. Boll five mlu utes, then pour the boiling hot sirup over the plums. Cover and let stand until the next day, then drain oil the sirup and place it with the Bplce bags In a kettle over the fire. Boll ten mlu utes and pour It again over the fruit Repeat this once more the day follow ing, then lay the spice bags on top of the fruit, close the Jar and lay a piece of paper over the top. Although they will keep in Jars, yet they will keep their color better If sealed In cans. Grapes can be spiced In the same manner. Mother's Magazine. Orange Filling. Boll three-fourths cupful milk with a pinch salt, three tablespoonfuls sug ar and one-half tablespoonful butter mix one tablespoonful flour with one- fourth cupful milk and stir Into boil ing milk. Continue the boiling for few minutes, and remove from fire add the Juice and grated rind of one orange and juice of half a lemon and yolks of three eggs. When cold, spread between the two cake layers, and dust tbe top of the cake with pow dered sugar. Baked Batter Pudding. Four eggs, yolks and whites beaten separately, one pint of sweet milk and two cupfuls of flour with salt to taste sifted with It. Mix the egg yolks with the flour, pour In the milk slowly and then turn In the beaten whites of the eggs. Bake 45 minutes and serve with a hard buttor and sugar sauce seasoned with nutmeg or lumon or vanilla. Sirup of Lemon. Dissolve three pounds of sugar In three pints of boiling water, add four ounces of citric acid and one ounce of soluble essence of lemon not ordl nary essence. Bottle, and use as re quired. To serve, place one table spoonful of the Blrup In a tumblerful of water, or, if an aerated drink be preferred, use soda water. Pear Sponge. Cook some small pears, peeled halved and cored, In a vanilla sirup till quite tender and till sirup is thick, Arrange In a glass dish some lady fingers, wet with a little sherry, lay In the pears; set away to get very cold and when ready to serve heap whipped cream, sweetened and flavored witb vanilla, on the dish. Cooking 8teak. To cook steak, have a nice red Are, not too hot, or it will scorch meat. In a few minutes remove broiler, an It steak has changed color turn other side, then change again. Have sharp knife and cut a little piece; If center Is bright red and no sign of raw meat. remove and put piece of buttor on it and eat, the sooner the better. Butternut Fruit Cakt. Two eggs, one cupful brown sugar, one cupful tour cream, two table spoonfuls molasses, one-fourth cupful butter, one cupful chopped raisins, one cupful chopped butternuts, one-half pound citron, cut very fine, 2 Mi cup fuls flour, one toaspoonful soda, one teaspoonful each clunamon, clove and nutmeg. CAP DEPTH OF MAUD'S AFFECTION Hypnotism Drew Forth Secrets Which Frightened Edgar She Wanted Diamonds and Oysters. Now, Maud," said Edgar, with a complacent smile, "I am ready to try that little experiment I am sure I can bring you under the hypnotic In fluence if you will agree not to resist. Just put your mind In a passive con dition. Try to think of nothing at all. Fix your eye on that light now and don't forget to keep you mind a blank. In the meantime I will count 60 sec onds by my watch." The girl followed directions literal ly. In 20 seconds her eyelids blinked; In 40 they closed. "Ah, I knew I would succeed!" ex claimed Edgar, highly elated. "Now, Maud, I command you to tell me the secrets of your heart. Whom do you love? Tell me, I command you!" A momentary expression of resist ance crossed the girl's face; then she spoke In a monotone: "I love Edgar Popham, and" "Yes, yes!" cried Edgar, trembling with delight. "Go on. Tell me all the secrets of your heart." "I love Edgar Popham," continued the girl in the same tone, "and I would love him more it he were riot so stingy. I want to go to a theater twice a week, and he takes me only once In three months. I want dia mond rings, and he gives me rings with cheap stones in them. When I go out with him and get hungry he never thinks of oysters. When I" "Enough," cried the young man. Awake! I command you!" And he fled without waiting to see the result of his command. New York Evening Journal. Doing Hie Best. Judge You say that this lady's dog bit you. Will you relate to the court Just what you were doing when that event took place? , -v- Book Agent Your honor. I was cov. erlng territory'. Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Unhappy Result. "Do you subscribe to the old adase that reading maketh a full man?" "Yes, even In the case of 'best tell ers. " 'I don't see how you can say that" "Why not, when they fill me with infinite weariness?" Went to Smash, First Idiot Terrible accident in the victrola factory. Part of the Second Part How'f that? First Idiot This year's Bales broke all records. Harvard Lampoon. Hit Trouble. "How are you getting on with your golf 7" "Not very wall." "What's the trouble?" "I'm not able to get off often enough to get on." Origin of an Old Excuse. Merry King Art Now, just what are your reasons for wishing to re sign from the Round Table? Sir Lionel My wife objects to this kulght work. Pelican. PRACTICAL LOOKOUT. MIbs Flihigh You must enjoy na ture, for you're eagerly scanning the countryside. The Aeronaut Yes; I'd enjoy a haystack this minute; the gas-bag it busted! Fixing the Glame. The Parson To whom am t indebt ed for this visit? The Bridegroom To Mamie's moth er; she thought I'd been courting her long enough and she said so. A Mean 81am. "This scientific article states that 10,000,000 terms can collect on a pin head. Wife, what do you think ot that?" "In that case you had better keep your hat on, my dear." Stiff Labor. "When tbe paste was upset, our maid worked for an hour before It was cleaned up to her satisfaction." "Well, It was natural la a case like that to stick to the Job."