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MADE PROFIT OF HIS VISIT
Unexpected Call of Paderewskl
Is
Turned to Good Account by
Music Teacher.
Paderewskl arrived in a small west
ern town about noon one day and de
cided to take a walk in the afternoon.
While strolling along he heard a piano
and, following the sound, came to a
house on which was a sign reading:
"Miss Jones. Piano Lessons 25
Cents an Hour."
Pausing to listen, he heard the
young lady trying to play one of Cho
pin's nocturnes and not succeeding
very well.
Paderewski walked up to the house
and knocked. Miss Jones came to the
door and recognized him at once. De
lighted, she invited him in and he sat
down and played the nocturne as only
Paderewski can, afterward spending
an hour in correcting her mistakes.
Mis3 Jones thanked him and he de
parted. Some months afterward he returned
to the town and again took the same
walk.
He soon came to the home of Miss
Jones and, looking at the sign, read:
"Miss Jones. Piano Lessons $1 an
Hour. (Pupil of Paderewski.)"
Horrible Possibility.
"Our engagement was most roman
tic. I was traveling with her party
at the time, and I proposed to her in
the Far West on the edge of a moun
tain gorge."
"Oh, suppose she had thrown you
over! Baltimore American.
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True.
"What is efficiency, pa?"
"A much overworked word,
boy,"
my
Turkish railways usually run one
train daily.
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Christening a Motor Car.
"What kind of a car has Bliggins?"
"I call it a serio-comic," replied Miss
Cayenne. "You don't know whether
It ought to make you laugh or feel
sympathetic." Washington Star.
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VI
NURTHWEST AUTO DEALER BACK.
Three Weeks' Journey Through East
Makes Him Optimistic.
Mr F. W. Vogler, president of the
Northwest Auto company, returned
last Sunday from a three weeks' trip
through the East.
He comes back charged with enthus
iasm and happy over securing one of
the biggest Reo contracts that the
Northwest ever received. This con
tract provides for the Belling of 1000
Reo cars and trucks in the Northwest
territory, which comprises Oregon,
Washington and a part of Idaho.
Mr. Vogler says that the East is
more prosperous than ever. It seemed
to him almost like a new country, the
improvement was so marked since his
last trip, eight months ago. This con
dition in general, he says, is true of
every line of industry. There is a job
for every man who can handle a tool,
while the demand for labor in the fields
is enormous, due to the extremely
heavy crops.
There will be a wonderful crop
throughout the East, says he, and pros
perity is on her way to the Coast.
Even now there is an improved spirit.
Confidence and determination, together
with the constantly increasing develop
ment of our natural resources and the
immense foreign demand, assure good
times for the West, as well as for the
East.
Mr. Vogler found his own line in a
most excellent condition. The Reo
factory, which during the year just
past manufactured 16,000 cars, are
preparing to build 20,000 this coming
season. This is doubly remarkable
when one considers how the Reo car is
built in its entirety, from rear sxle to
radiator, in the Reo plant. It is not,
like over 60 per cent of the cars made
in America, simply assembled by the
factory.
He also found that although Detroit,
Mich., is the home of over 80 per cent
of the cars made in this country, there
were sold last season in that city alone
over 650 Reo cars, yet the Reo is not
built at Detroit, but at Lansing. Thi
fact is significant.
GOES THROUGH THE MOTIONS
But Smokers Will Wonder How That
Tobaccoless Pipe Must Taste .
to Him.
M. Maeterlinck is among those who
have freed themselves from the bond
age of tobacco by means of a curious
artifice. According to his biographer,
M. Gerard Harry, "without the help
of tobacco he seemed incapable of re
ceiving inspiration or crystallizing it
in words. If he has not overcome the
need, he has outflanked it. Smoking,
he noticed, had lost its virtue as
stimulant, and instead of rousing the
brain to activity, as at first, had come
to disturb its functions; so now, in
lieu of ordinary tobacco, he fills his
bowl with a denicotinized preparation
tasteless indeed, but harmless. His
pipe is still always alight when the
pen is busy, but it is hardly more now
than a mere subterfuge intended to
cheat and so satisfy an irresistible
mechanical craving." London Chron-
icle.
Faith and Good Works.
One Sunday morning a woman who
lived in a country district was nearly
an hour late to church. Since she wa3
always very punctual, the parson
greatly wondered and questioned her
at the close of the service.
"The horse that we were driving,"
answered the woman, "acted as if it
was going to run away, so I got out of
the wagon and walked all the way to
town."
"You shouldn't have been fright
ened, sister," impressively returned
the parson. "You should have put
your trust in Heaven.
"1 did until the harness broke," was
the quick rejoinder of the woman,
"and then I jumped.
The Shell Shortage.
A. J. Drexeil, praising the English
volunteer army, said in New York the
other day:
"Oxford and Cambridge undergrad
uates fight side by side with coal min
ers. Peers' sons and millionaires'
sons hobnob with plumbers ami umca.
smiths in the ranks.
"There are lots of 'nuts' (dudes) in
the volunteer army and the kaiser
finds them pretty hard to crack, too
notwithstanding their lack of shells.1
Unconquerable Impulse.
"Pinochle," said Three Finger Sam
"is one game there ain't no use o' me
tryln to learn."
"Too hard?"
"It's easy enough. But I can't git
over reachln' for a gun the minute
some one hands me a deck with
more'n four aces in it." Washington
Star.
Different Ways.
"Why are biographers like retribu
tion?"
"Why are they?"
"Because they both bring men to
book.
Japanese government experts have
succeeded in raising tobacco in Korea
from American seed.
Just It.
Clerk Couldn't I sell you a piano-
player?
Smith No, I married one.
Clerk I mean a mechanical one.
Smith That's the kind I married.
Taking no Chances.
Lady of the House If you
your face, I'll give you a meal.
wash
Tramp Better gimme de meal first
lady I'm erfrald yer mightn't recog
nize me. Boston Transcript
CAPONS BRING PREMIUM OVER ROOSTERS
Typical Capon, a Wyandotte Notice the
Long Hackle Feathers, and the
(Prepared by the United States Depart
ment or Agriculture.)
Capons sell best during the winter
months, especially from Christinas to
the end of March, and are regularly
quoted in large markets, usually at a
very substantial premium over roost
ers. The high price paid for capons
merited because of the excellent
quality of their flesh. The cockerel
and capon make about an equal devel
opment when they are both young, but
the capon soon outstrips the cockerel
In growth. The capon finishes off and
fattens more readily and economically.
Cockerels, after they are five months
old, usually bring 12 to 18 cents a
pound. If held longer than this, how
ever, they become "staggy" and are
classed as old roosters, and do not
bring more than 6 to 12 cents a pound.
Capons in season, that is, during the
winter months, and especially about
holiday time, bring 18 to 25 cents and
often more per pound. In localities
where especially fine poultry is raised.
capons usually Bell at somewhat bet
ter prices than roosters, but the differ
ence 1b not great. In fact, in the Bos
ton market many capons are picked
clean and sold as "South shore roast
ers. The market for capons depends
largely on local conditions, but the
demand continues good notwithstand
ing the fact that more are raised each
year.
As capons are not usually marketed
before Christmas or the first of Janu
ary, they have to be housed during the
late fall and early winter. Because of
their quiet disposition they stand
crowding quite well and have been
successfully housed with only two or
thre9 square feet of floor space to a
fowl. It is better, however, to allow
four to five feet If possible.
During the last month or month and
a half before marketing, the corn In
the ration should be gradually in
creased until the fowls are on a full
fattening ration. For the last two or
three weokB It is desirable to shut
them up and feed them in crates, for
every possible ounce at this stage adds
to the appearance and profit. Machine
cramming is sometimes practiced the
last week with excellent results.
Killing and Dressing for Market,
The capons selected for killing
should bo confined for 24 hours with
out feed or water, to completely empty
their crops. The usual method of kill
lug is known as the sticking method.
The fowl Is hung up by the feet, the
head held in the left hand, and the
whole body stretched to full length.
The mouth is forced open and, by
means of a sharp, narrow-bladed knife
held in the right hand, the blood ves
sels at the back of the throat are sev
ered with a single sweep. The knife Is
then turned and the point plunged
through the roof of the mouth to a
point just behind and between the
eyes. The brain is here reached, and
if properly stuck all feeling la then
lost
Capons should always be dry picked,
as they look much better and as some
of the feathers should be left on. The
feathers of the neck and head, the
tail feathers, those a short way up the
back, the feathers of tbo last two
joints of tho wing, and thoso of the
leg, about one-third of the -way-from
knee to hip joint, should be left on
These featberj, together with the bead
of the capon, serve to distinguish it
from otlict classes of poultry on the
market, and consequently should never
be removed. Capons scalded and
picked bare bring very little. If any.
better prices than other poultry in the
same condition.
Most markets require capons to be
undrawn and tho head and feet left
on. If drawing is required the vent
should be cut around and tho intes
tines pulled out until the gizzard is
reached, wbcre it is broken off. Noth
ing else Is removed.
Cooling and Packing.
After picking, (ho c:;rc53S!a are hung
In a cool place until the etlmal heat
has entirely left the body, when they
are paclrcd In boxes of convenient size,
holding about a dozen carcr.Bjos. Every
attention tihouU bo given to neatness
and nttractlvcneiJ, is this helps the
sale and the price. If they are Bhipped
in warm weather they should be
packed In ice.
It is e:-:trcinei difficult to make any
Bencrtl statement concerning the
pro'Jta yielded by en pens. That they
do yield n profit in practically all cases
is UTid&ultodly true, tut whether the
prollt io nili'iclr:;'. to give up to them
the li'iio and room tiicy requite Is a
question which timet be rcttlcd by
each man's cxperlcr.oj cad by iccal
coudlt'ons.
Cattle Loci-ci Peon Tapeworm Cysts.
The urcvitlr.se of layeworu cysts
la the muscles of cattle depends ujion
1
Absence of Comb, Wattles and the
Plump, Well-Filled Body.
two things, the widespread custom of
eating raw or rare beef and general
carelessnes In the disposal of human
excreta. These cysts are Immature
stages of tapeworms, which develop to
maturity when eaten by human beings
in raw or imperfectly cooked beef.
Cattle acquire the cysts solely as a
result of swallowing the eggs of the
tapeworm, which occur In enormous
numbers in the intestinal dejecta of
human tapeworm carriers. The propa
gation of the parasite would be stopped
if no one ate beef unless it was thor
oughly cooked, or if human excreta
were universally disposed of in a sani
tary manner.
The prevention of tapeworms in hu
man beings and of tapeworm cysts in
cattle is therefore essentially simple.
Beef should not be eaten raw or imi
perfectly cooked. Dried beef, however,
may be eaten uncooked with impunity,
as tapeworm cysts will not withstand
the curing and drying to which this
product is subjected. As a general
rule, however, uncooked meat is un
safe; raw pork is particularly danger
ous because it is liable to be infested
with paraslteB known as trichinae,
which produce the serious disease
trichinosis.
Persons harboring tapeworms, espe
cially if they live on farms where cat
tle are kept, should take appropriate
medicinal treatment for the removal
of the parasites under the direction of
a physician.
Farms should be provided with Bant-
tary privies . (see . Farmers' Bulletin
463, in which variouB types of these
buildings are described). Particular
care should be taken that human in
testlnal dejecta are not deposited in
barns, barnyards, pastures or in other
places favorable to the contamination
of grass, hay or other fodder, or drink
ing water. The barnyard manure pile
Is a particularly objectionable place,
as cattle commonly feed upon the hay
and straw which they find there.
Carelessness in the disposal of hu
man excreta on farms results not only
in a high percentage of illness from
typhoid fever and hookworm infesta
tion, but also causes a great deal of
loss to the live stock industry from
parasitic infestation traceable to the
contamination of grass, hay and other
fodder, and water by human excre
ment.
Recently during the course of
single year nearly 43,000 carcasses of
cattle slaughtered at establishments
operating under federal meat Inspec
tion were found by inspectors to be
infested with tapeworm cysts in the
muscles, so-called beef measles. This
represents a considerable loss in the
meat supply of the country as car
casses affected with measles are whol
ly or partially condemned, according
to the degree of infestation. Portions
of affected carcasses which may be
passed for food after removal of the
cysts are required as an additional
safeguard to be refrigerated long
enough to destroy the vitality of any
parasites which might have been over
looked, thus entailing added expense
in the handling of the meat In some
cases the meat from affected carcasses
is permitted to be sterilized by heat,
placed in cans and-labeled and sold as
second grade meat
The losses because of condemna
tion, refrigeration and sterilization
are necessarily suffered by the pro
ducer and the consumer in lower
prices for the live cattle on the one
hand, and higher prices for beef on
the other.
DAMAGE TO POTATO GROWERS
Disease Which Causes Dry Rot
Spreads While Tubers Are In
Storage How to Prevent
Dry rot Is causing a grea deal of
damage to potato growers. It the stem
end of a diseased potato is shaved off
brown thrcadllko strands may be seen
extending Into the potato. This dis
ease which causes rot grows while the
potatoes are in storage. When this
diseased seed is planted, the new po
tatoes In the field become diseased.
Much of thlB may be prevented by
cutting off the stem end of the po
tato, care being taken to remove all
the discolored part Then dip the seed
In a solution of formalin, 1 pint to
30 gallons of water, or corrosive sub
limate, 1 part to 1,000 parts of wa
ter. Pla,"e the potatoes In a gunny
sack and submerge them for two
hours. When removed from the so
lution, spread the potatoes on a plat
form to dry. Then cut and plant
them.
After being treated potatoes should
not be placed In anything which baa
contained untreated seed.
WAS QUITE TOO THOUGHTFUL
Husband Who Received Basket of
Soft-Shell Crab From Wife Saved
the Bread for Himself.
"Yes, I've heard from my wife and
Che's going to hear from me. Down
on the shore where she is they have
the very finest soft-shell crabs that
ever used a nipper, and when they're
fried they show themselves for the
kindly disposition critters they are.
Well, this morning I got word from
my wife that she was going to send
some of 'em fried and ready to eat.
A fine lot' is the way she told me
about 'em, and I had visions of about
bushel of 'em; so I promptly noti
fied friends in the East end that they
were on the eats.
When the package arrived at the
office it wasn't as large as I had ex
pected, but I told myself not to be
greedy and decided to make a fair
division. Division seemed easy, for
the package contained two smaller
packages. Opening one, I sampled
the goods and found them worth while
and then passed them around in the
office. They lasted three minutes.
Then with the other package neatly
tied I took a car for the East end.
This is where the drama approaches
the 'smash.'
My wife is a very thoughtful wom
an. When she provides a lunch sue
provides the trimmings. It was quite
a little snack she wanted me to have
at the office and Bhe carefully put the
crabs in one package and
"Yes, you have it! When I proudly
opened that package in the presence
of my East end friends, I found that
it contained four slices of bread I"
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
MORE REST.
Lady You lazy tramp! Why are
you not a son of toil?
Hobo Because, lady, it Is so much
easier to be a son of soil.
Progressive.
'Well, I like your cheek!" exclaimed
the indignant maid, after the young
man had landed a kiss on her complex
ion.
"And I like yours," he rejoined. "But
I imagine I would like your Ilpa bet
ter."
Whereupon he planted another ml
crobe breeder right under her nose.
Needed Sleep,
'Please give me the price to get
Into a moving-picture show?" pleaded
the tramp to the man passing.
'But will you spend it to get to the
movies?" asked the suspicious man,
'Indeed I will, sir. You see, since
the cops have chased us off the park
benches there's no other place we can
go to sleep as cheap as tho movies."
The Champion. -
"What are you boys doing?" asked
the man.
"Telling lies; the one who tells the
biggest gets the stick of candy."
'What? Why, when I was your
age I never told a lie," growled the
man.
"Heres the candy, mister; you
win," chorused the youngsters.
Pat's Solution.
"Plaze, sir," said, an Irishman to a
farmer going to market one day
"would yez be so obliging as to take
me greatcoat here to B wld ye?"
"Yes," Bald the farmer; "but how
will you get it again?"
"Oh, that's mighty aisy, so It is,
said Pat; "for enure I'll remain inside
uv it!" Tit-Bits. . ,
It Certainly Would.
Flatbush It is said that the letter-
carriers in Portugal save themselves
much work on Sunday by delivering
letters in church.
Bensonhurst Would think it might
Interfere with his enjoyment of the
service if a man in his pew is hand
ed a bunch of bills.
Base Deception.
Rankin That's the greatest skin
game I ever saw.
Phyle What do you mean?
"That show advertises a tattooed
man."
"Well?"
"And the gink inside Is simply cov
ered with transfer pictures."
For Bachelors.
"Why are you unhappy?" we asked
the unspeakable Turk. "Here you
have just wed a third beautiful wife,
"That's all right so far as it goes,1
he responded. "But when I had only
two I held the balance of power, but
now"
The Modern Method.
"Your new novel is in some ways
bit out of date."
"How, for example?"
"Well, you make the heroine sweep
ihe room with a glance, when today
everybody is using vacuum cleaners,
Novel Proposal.
"Have you ever been engaged to be
married before?" asked the young
man.
"Yes; six times," replied the sweet
young thing.
"Well, if your hand Is not working
lust now I'd like to ask for it."
Difference of Opinion,
He You are the idol In my heart
Bhe That's all right, but I don
Intend to have any Idle business la
this family.
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AT 17 V.
A Strategist
Downtown Here comes Blinkers.
He's got a new baby, and he'll talk us
to death.
Upton Well, here comes a neigh
bor of mine who has a new setter dog.
Let's introduce them and leave them
to their fate. Life.
The Sorrow of It
Is there no hope about the Jinks'
rich old uncle?"
None whatever. The doctor told
them this morning he was likely to
live for years." Baltimore American.
i Dunned
a human filter, leaving-
Alt'TUHEH the food reaches the stomach It fa snbfaeted to porallarfv
churning movement by the muscular walls of the stomach (S
Iff Dr. Pierce's Medical Adviser, page 46). In the liver, kidneys and I
it aWfl skin, the blood ifl purified of its waata materials theae organa act
Hw
umun
Churn
I B
digestive tract and kidney are clogged.
Br. Pierce's Golden
Meiic&l Blscvery
13 a stomach, liver and kidney tonic by assisting
the stomach to assimilate, the liver to filter, the
kidneys to act the poisons are removed, the red blood
corpuscles are increased and one feels light, fresh and active
instead of logy, dull and heavy. The "Discovery" stimu
lates the stomach, increases action of heart and arter
ies and is a most satisfactory alterative in blood-taint of any character.
The refreshing influence of this extract of native medicinal plants has
been favorably known for over forty years, Everywhere some neighbor
can tell you of the good it has done.
Sold by all medicine dealert in liquid or tablet form; or imJ 50 one-cent
ttampe to Dr. V. M. PIERCB, Bullalo,
Couldn't Fool Her.
Where are you telephoning from,
dear?"
"From my office, dovey."
"No, you are not. I can tell the dif
ference between the click of a type
writer and the click of pool balls.'
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Sanitary Precautions.
"Hey, Molke, and phwat do ye t'lnk
of these new sanitary drinkln' cups?"
"Sure, Pat, and soon we 11 have to
spit on our hands wid an eje drop
per!" Gargoyle.
NO DOUBT THAT RESWOL
DOES STOP ITCHING
It is a fact that the moment reelnol
ointment touches itching skins, the
Itching stops and healing begins. With
the aid of reslnol soap, it almost al
ways clears away all trace of eczema,
Summer rashes, pimples, or similar
tormenting, unsightly eruption quick
ly, leaving the skin clear and healthy
And the best of It is you need never
hesitate to use resinol soap and rest
nol ointment. Resinol is a doctor's
prescription which for twenty years
has been used by careful physicians
for many kinds of skin affections.
They know that Its soothing, healing
action is brought about by medica
tion so bland and gentle as to be suit-
ed to the most delicate or irritated
skin. Reslnol ointment and reslnol
soap are sold by all druggists. Adv.
No Skeptic.
"Do you believe that there Is really
something which can Invariably tell
when a man Is lying?
"I know it."
"Ah, perhaps you have seen one of
the Instruments?
"Seen one? I married one." Hous-
ten Post
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation. Constipation is the cause
of many diseases. Cure the cause and
you cure the disease. Easy to take.
After the Rescue.
"What made you swim so far be
yond the breakers," aBked the life
guard, Indignantly.
"I wanted a chance to look at the
ocean Instead of the bathing suits."
Washington Star.
Our Boarding House.
"What's the trouble this morning?
"S-sh! There's a green waiter on
duty and a guy who is behind with
his rent got the star boarder's break
fast." Kansas City Journal.
Rather Pathetic.
"Why do you treasure these old
love letters of your grandmother's?"
"I never had any of my own," Blgh
ed the other girl. Kansas City Jour
nal. "I think," said Mrs. Thompson,
"that children ought to stay home
with their motherB."
And then, as well as the applause
would lot her, she went right on
again. Washington Star.
Illustration.
"That girl ahead of us reminds me
of a flower, but I can't recall Just
what one "
"Oh, look! She's just tripped on a
banana peel!"
"fJow I know. She's a lady slipper."
EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAN MEAT
You now have th opportunity,
for th small sum of $1.60. of re
ceiving one fi-Hith, choice, juicy
SALMON, weitthinR from 7 to 1(1
poumlH, delivered to your nearoHt
rxprciw agrvnt free, In evt'ry in
itance we Kuarantee thfl f.nh to
arrive in prime cunrJitiun, as tho
b-mperaturu of a tilth, when Bur
rourvled with ire, is the mime In
either cold or warm wia'hir, an
the express comi-anicti k,p put
ting new ice on the tinh an fat
an lha old ice melti. You ned
not Im afraid of the rlnh Rpoilintr;
it will not spoil, ait we atmolutely
(funri.nt.ee it to arrive in from,
edible condition. There binr no
WHKte to a iih, one would ivrve
throe avertttre sized families nice
ly, with some to spnra.
Send check on your local bank,
xpreHa or money order.
Commence ship pin ft" Atlff. 15;
place your order immediately.
COLUMBIA I1VER CHI.VOOf SAUKON CO.
124 TWJ SU Ptkat Of
For goodness sake, use K C.
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Her Thoughts.
He Why so pensive, dear? What
are you thinking about?
She I was thinking that if ail the
yarns husbands give their wives could
be knit up, what a lot of socks and
mittens there'd be for the brave sol
diers. Philadelphia Record.
Maid or Cook.
The Wife Do you know that you
have not kissed me for over a week?
Absent-minded professor Eh! Then
I wonder who in the world I have been
kissing? Boston Transcript
of its waate material theae onrana act
the blood Dan and clear onlaas liver.
N. Y., a trial box will be mailed yon.
A Big Cut.
"Hello, Smith," said ,Ione3. "Glad
to see you out of the hospital again.
I hear they cut out your appendix."
"Yes," said Smith sadly. "They
did. But that isn't a circumstance to
what they did to my bank account."
In no more neceaaary'
thanSmaltpox, Army
experience bss demonatrited
the elmont miraculous effi
cacy, and harralennesa, of Antityphoid VaccinaUon.
Be vaccinated NOW by your phyalclaa, you and
your family. It ia more vital than houae insurance
Ask your physician, drugcist, or send for "Have
you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine
results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers
THE CUTTCR UDOBATOKY, BEBI'.ei.CY, CAU
riosuciN vaccinas ssbuhs uaoia u. s. aov. ucaasa
. A Misreading, ,
Dr. Fritz Metzier, of the UniV(frBitV"
of Heidelburg, said' to a heckler in.
the course of a neutrality lecture in
Denver:
"My good friend, you misread me.
Purposely you misread me, my good
friend. You are as bad as the wife
who was disgruntled.
"To this wife who was disgruntled
a young bride Bald, over their after
noon coffee and coffee cakes:
" 'I am so sad. Gustav is away on
a business trip. This is the first time
since our marriage that I have been
left alone.'
" 'Oh, well, don't worry,' sneered
the other, 'It won't be the last' "
The Right Kind.
Agent Here's a cyclometer I can
recommend. It is positively accurate;
not at all like some cyclometers, which
register two miles, perhaps, when you
have only ridden one.
Young Lady You haven't any of
that kind, have you? Philadelphia
Record.
Very Considerate.
Mistress I shall be very lonely,
Bridget, if you leave me.
Bridget Don't worry, mum, I'll not
go until ye have a houseful of com
pany. Boston Transcript.
Reassuring.
Motorist Are you a religious man?
Chauffeur Yes, sir.
MotoriBt Familiar with the Bible?
I've kissed it 50 times in court-
Puck.
The first steam fire engine was
made in 1829 in London from the
designs of Ericsson, the inventor of
the Monitor,
POR SALE AUTOMOBILES
Rebuilt Federal Trucks
II
A Safe Used Truck to Buy.
A REBUILT FEDERAL In aa good
valuo for the money ar a new truck. By
rebuilt we mean that the truck la entirely
taken apart, each part examined and If
neceHHary replaced by a new part made
at the Federal fnctory, the entire truck
repainted and refinlnhed, and everything
nercaaary done to make the truck praotl
cully aa Rood a new In every detail.
When you buy a rebuilt Federal you
are protected by the aame policy and In
terest that we live to all Federal owners.
We operate a repair department, In which
the workmen are apeclulUta on Federals,
our supply of Federal parts Is complete,
and the atock room organization high
cliias, which Insures the prompt filling of
all parts orders. We also operate a Berv
Ice department, which Is open day and
night, "alwaya at your call." The Federal
being a good truck In the first place and
protected by a company which Is equip
ped and has the disposition to give you
service is consequently
A 8AFE USED TRUCK TO BUT.
If you are in the market for a truck
from 111)00 to II4H0, we urge you to com
pare used Federals with new trucks at
similar prices. We think we cun convinc
you of their superior value.
GERL1NGRU MOTOR CAR CO.,
King and Washington Bts. ,
P. N. U.
Ma 35. IBIS
WHEN writing to adrartiaan, tin
" tioa thia paper.
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