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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 28, 1915)
AmjNJS-flall Oregon -rmwn Hock, th. ttmt 1 lhara L; big d.marid; good aomml..lma. BAI.KM NUKHKKY CO., Salem, Oregon. mjlOATKn T.ANns for nala ar tr.il. for mdaa. 1 We make farm lo.ri., D. M. DENTON TRUST CO., Twin K.lli, Miho. TOUNO MAN, BE A RAKIlKIt Lm Trade. Be lrvl.p.mlrnt, Traile taught In eight wwki; tool. frtM, Commieaiune paid while learning; po.ll.lnn. eet-uretl, Wrlta for free catalog. MOIIM-JB COI.I.KCKS, Portland, 4S N. 2nd St.; fipukane, m Main Ave,; Seattle, lull Mala St LEARN AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AND DRIVING at tha boat equipped, moat up-tn-data end onljr t radical Automobile School In the Northweet. , A M. Auto Kepalr Co., M UawlWaa An., PkiIiW. Oc FARM HELP SUPPLIED to RanchM, Hop Ymnin, Berry and Fruit Farmi, llilktir, land -clearcrt And woxrhoppmonhort Mt notice !' hone or wrlta lUnlry Kmplovmrnt Agency, 28 N. 2i SL, F1U4 Or. Run lu 727. ud FARMERS, ATTENTION Used automobile! and truck to trade for horsei, eowi and hotrs; we will take Uveatock In full pay ment or part payment on moet any of our used cart or trucks. Write what you have to trade, riving price, and get our Hut of used cart and trucks. Addreea Desk E., Gorlinger Motor Car Co.. 694 Washington St., Portland, Or. LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED by Cuttir'i Bliokltf P.I le. Low prlretl, (rent., rlibl: preferrtid bj western stockman because they pre fect whin ether vaoolnsi fill. Writ for book 1st and testimonial!. (Mote ikse. BUoklflf Pilll $1.00 10-doie kis. BlsokUf Pllll 4.00 Hie n? Inlnotor. but Cutter's bent The fupertorit? of Cutter products ! due to otm K ears or speruimng in veesins tea serums tniy. Insist on Cutter's. If iiniil-tnlnanle. order Arrci. T'iE CUTTER LABORATORY, B.rkilsy, CsllltrBla BLACK LEG BICYCLE BARGAINS ALL MAKES The only strictly Bicycle Salesroom and Re pair Shop in Portland. Price list on applica tion. Writs 108 13th St., Corner Washington, SCOVILL'S CYCLERY DAISY FLY mUR.SsS.'Kftffi allliUt.Netl.cleift, ornamental, convene lent, cheap. Laitsall season. Msdeof metal, wn'tipilt or tip overt will lot toil or Injure anything. Guaranteed effective. Sold bf dealer, or 4 sent br eipiaii pre paid lor 1. fcUKOLD I0MEBS, 1M DeXsi Ave., Breeklft, B. T. JACKS, JENNETS & HORSES for SALE Sixty head of the finest bred Mares and Colts, including 8 to 6 year old Geldings, bred for Saddlers and Racing. Will consider trade fn cheap land. Forty head of extra targe Jennets with an elegant Jack for herd header. A Bat-gain for a Short Time Cause for selling is the herd law In Morrow county, and the transforming of my 8000 acre stock farm into a wheat field. I must close out this stock. Will consider trade. What have you got? B. F. SWAGGART, Prop. Lexington, Oregon. Dlicordant Thought In wandering through jour mental pleasure-grounds, whenever you conn upon an ugly Intruder of a thought which might bloom Into soma poi sonous emotion such as (ear, envy, hate, worry, remorse, anger, and thi like, there Is only one right way to treat It. Full it up like a weed; drop It upon the rubbish-heap es prompt ly as If it were a stinging nettle; and let some harmonious thought (row In Its place. Robert H. Bchauffler. tv; HemarKaoie memories. Thomas Fuller could write verbatla another man's sermon after hearing It only once, says tin London Chronicle, and could do the same with as many as 600 words In an unknown tongue after hearing them twice. Which re minds one also ot "Memory" Thomp son, who, among other remarkable feata, could repeat from memory the nam of every shop In the Strand la proper order. WHY MAN RESEMBLED MULE HOLD QUEER BELIEFS Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up 40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Sugar-coated tiny granules. Then and Now. The old-fashioned woman's Idea ol resting was to change her work. She sat down to darn stockings and rest or she got her Bible lesson or nursed her baby or knit winter Bocks whlli she rested. Resting was getting ofl her feet Today a woman has to buj herself 20 kimonos and caps and gc off to an expensive sanatorium and have a trained nurBe give her thi milk cure, to rest up. El Paso (Tex.) Herald. Resented Her Handicap. Mona was the only girl In a famll) of four brothers, and used to play almost entirely with her brothers and their friends. One mortilng her father aw a party ot boys swinging undei and over an Iron fence, and finally no ticed Mona doing the same thing. He hastily ran out and explained that such behavior was not ladylike. Mons wasn't at all pleased and demanded tearfully, "Why for was I a lady, daddy?" Extensive Repertoire, In Bloomfleld, N. J., there is a mo tion picture theater which reoently changed owners, and the new mana ger's enterprise was set forth In this advertisement. "Mclntlre's orchestra will play the latest song hits from Hlgoletto,' 'Lucia,' 'Tannhauser, 'Chin Chin' and 'Kick In.'" Foiling a Burglar. , A new means of preventing your house from being robbed by burglars has been evolved by a contributor to the Public Mind column. It Is quite simple: Recognize the burglar on his Jlrst attempt, then notify him through the newspapers that a double-barreled shotgun Is awaiting him next time. 'Kansas City Star. P. N. U. No. 21, 1915 WHEN writing- to adrailien, pleaM l tion thia paper. Non-Tarnishing Steel. Steel mads by a new process and aid to be non-niBting, unstalnable and untarnishable has been brought out by an English firm. It Is especially adapted to use In making table cut lery, the claim being made that it re tain Its polish Indefinitely with use, ven when brought in contaot with acid foods. The cost of this steel is about double that of ordinary steel. Ta tlean an Old Painting. L J. Williams of the Welsh National museum cleans old paintings by rub blng the varnish with cotton batting dipped In four parts of methylated spirits and on of turpentine, but it re quires considerable skill to s'-up at thi right stage. Columbus. The Idea of the sphericity ot th earth did not originate with Colum bus. Long before his time the Idea was entertained by the leading minds. The globular form of the earth was taught by Eratosthenes, Arlstarchus, Hlpparchus and others as early as B, C. 278. 125. nallu Thauflht. What does your anxiety dot It doe not empty tomorrow of Its grief, but It empties today of its strength. It does not make you escape the eru; it makes you unfit to cope with it if it comes. Ian Maclrn. 8unflower In Russia. Sunflowers are extensively cultl rated In southern Russia. Training Season Is now near by. Horses shedding will be susceptible to colds, coughs and distemper. "SPOHN'S" Will save you a deal of trouble. Tea, you know It, but this is Just to remind you. Gots Right Twist On Rheumatism BMSaBMtsVMIaaaWMBfl Hakes Shsrf Ycrk of Clssning Cat Your Enfiri (em AcBess and Pains Go Fast. Sirs In S. S. S. Yon Get a Twist on Rheumatism that Settles It. Many a rheumatlo sufferer has been to the drug store (or a bottle of 8. S. B. and been handed something claimed to be "Just as good." Truly, to ask lor bread and be given a stone is stiU In practice. If you are troubled with rheumati.m In any form be sure to us S. 8. 8. and not Its wonderful Influence. S. 8. S. has the peculiar action ef soak ing through the Intestines directly Into the blood. In five minute It Influence 1 at work in every artery, vein and tiny -capillary. Every membrane, every organ of the body, every emunctory become in affect a filter to strain the blood ef Im purities. Th stimulating properties of 8. B. 8. compel the skin, liver, bowels, kid neys, bladder to all work to th on end of casting out every irritating, every pain. Inflicting atom of poison ; it dislodges by Irrigation all accumulation In th Joints, use add accretion to dlsoirt, traders them neutral and scatters thoae peculiar formations in the nerve center that cause auch mystifying and often baffling rheumatlo pains. And beat of all this remarkabl remedy 1 welcome to th weakest atomach. If yon have drugged yourself until your stomach Is nearly paralyzed, yon will b astonished to And that 8. B. 8. give no sensation but goes right to work. Thi 1 because It 1 a pur vegetable infusion, Is taken naturally into your blood Just as pur air la Inhaled naturally into your lungs. Get a bottle of S. 8. & today, and ask for S.S.S. Ton may depend upon It that th stor that Mil you what you ask for I a good place to trad. Writ to the Swift Bpecifie Co., 194 Swift Bldg., Atlanta. 0a fog their boo a mcumauasa. Not BaoauM His Bttr Half Was Stubbornness ltlf, But Bcaua H Was Born That Way. "I say, Jones," said hli friend, "do you know why you are like a donkey?" Like a donkey?" replied Jones, ex citedly and angrily. "No, Indeed, I don't." 'Well," came the gentle answer, "because your better half is stubborn ness herself." Jones chuckled long and merrily over th Idea. It tickled him Im mensely. When be got home he de cided to try it on the missus. 'Alio," be began, as be sat down to upper, "do you know why I'm like a donkey?" Then he waited a moment, pretend ed to toy with his chop, but in reality he was watching hi wife's counte nance. Ah, the answer was coming. Let him get his words ready. "Well, dear," oame the gentle re ply, "I really suppose it's because you were born sol" London Answers. SUPERSTITIONS OF THE NATIVES OF INDIA. He Knew Thlr Ns tries. They were discussing the North American Indian the other day In the primary room of a district school. when the teacher asked if anyone could tell what the leaders were called. "Chiefs," announced a bright little girl at the head of the class. "Correct," answered the teacher, 'and now can any of you tell me what the women were called?" There was a moment ot silence, then a small boy's hand was seen waving aloft, eager to reply. Well, Johnny?" asked th teacher. 'Mischiefs," be proudly announced, A GREAT HIT. Lion They gay Mrs. Giraffe mad a great hit at the mask balL How was he costumed? Leopard Why, she got Artist Da Mank to sketch windows around her neck and went as a skyscraper. With Insult Added. When the fat plumber met his friend the thin carpenter early Satur day morning be said peevishly. "I can take a Joke, all right, but that TJmson certainly gets my goat" "'Smatter now?" queried the thia carpenter. '1 went downtown to see the carni val last night, and who should I see In a clown suit but Unison." "In a down stilt?" "Yes, and he came up to me, pulled my nose and then had the nerve to say: " 'Oh, excuse me, old topi I thought you had on a false face.' " Files for Fishing. Mr. Volker was very fond of trout fishing, and each year tried to have at least a week of good sport The day before he was to start on his long- looked-for vacation his wife, smiling Joyously, entered the room, extending toward her husband some sticky, preckled papers. "For goodness' sake, Laura," ha ex claimed, "what on earth ara yon do ing with those old fly papers r "Why, I saved them for you from last summer, Jeff," she replied. Ton know you said you always had to buy files when you went fishing." Har per's Magazine. Toad Soup a Cure for Insanity Is Ona of Them Csst Question Al ways of Profound Impor tance. Hidden among the page of statis tics and maps In th 1911 general re port on the census of India are some quaint stories of Indian beliefs and superstitions. Mr. O'Malley, who su perintended the census taking In Ben gal, Bihar and Orlssa, tell us that th lower olasses think that Insanity is due to excess of bile In the system or to worms In the head. "Neglect of the worship of the gods, or the curse ot Togl Sadhu or other holy man may produce it. Maine". being due to possession by an evil spirit, every attempt is mad to ap pease or exorcise it The exorcists hold smoking chllles to the nostrils ot the patient and chant mantras, ad dressing the spirit In obBcene lan guage, all with the Idea of driving It away. When those means prove futile they prescribe a diet calculated to force the spirit to leave his victim In fear ot losing his caste. The unfortu nate patient has therefore to consume soup made of toads, etc. When these abominable nostrums fall the use of medicated oils and of indigenous herbs and drugs Is resorted to," The medical treatment of the Insane sometimes takes the following forms: "The mud taken from putrid tanks is plastered on the patient's head, or aloe pulp Is mixed with water and ap plied In the form ot an emulsion. A favorite remedy Is soup made from a particular kind ot frog." Again, the caste question Is one which Is of particular Importance In many of the Eastern provinces, and it Is told how one chief excommunicated the recalcitrants In one highly organ ized caste which had been split Into two hostile camps, and so effectual and binding was this order that not only did the barbers, washermen and priests of the state, who had hitherto served them, refuse to work for them, but the services could not be ob tained even ot barbers, washermen and priests residing outside the state. This order was strictly enforced for some time. The men of this caste are clean-shaven and very well groomed and dressed, but when , the dispute was eventually settled the per sons affected by the order had long, dirt-matted beards, the hair of their heads was in long strands and filthy In the extreme, and their clothes were beyond description for uncleanllnesa. Test of Dlapoaltlon. "We should be patient and forbear ing toward our fellow man," said th ready-mad philosopher; "generous, forgiving and eager to assist" "Humph!" exclaimed the telephone operator; "you've got to be all that and more In order to bold thia situation." Hidden In the Tall Verbiage. Do yoa think your constituents will approve of your attitude on this bflir "I dont know," replied Senator Sor ghum. "I have tried to make speeches enough to keep them from knowing exactly what It la" Disapproval. Ton don't approve of these modern and unromantlo ideas of marriage T" "I should say not," replied the magaslne editor. "They are likely to spoil a banch of "heart interest' sto ries that I expected to last us for the next two year." Installment Plan. Knickei-Jonea mutt be getting rich; he boast that he haa had an omelet Booker Well b had one egg a day for four days. Our Language Again. "At th last moment hi heart tali ed him." "And be died, ehr "Died? No. Think be had heart taUnrer Puck. Seeking a Husband, Nat B. Harris, recently elected gov ernor of Georgia, merrily smiled the other evening when the conversa tion In the lobby of a hotel turned to the subject of benedlcta. He said he was reminded of a little Incident Some time ago a pretty young wom an entered a moving picture theater and took a seat well toward the front Finally the lights were turned oh, re vealing a young married couple with whom she was acquainted sitting be side her. "Why, Clara!" exclaimed the young married woman, noticing that the other was unattended. "What in the world are you doing here?" "I am looking for a husband, dear," was the quiet response of Clara. "Looking for a husband!" returned the married woman, wonderlngly. "Why, you have a huBband!" "Yes, I know," was the aighful re joinder of the late comer. "That's the one I'm looking for." Philadelphia Telegraph. China Need Weather Bureau. The need ot a weather bureau In China is emphasized by C. D. Jameson in his report to the American Red Cross on the measures which his per sonal observations In China Indicate should be adopted to ameliorate the flood and famine conditions of that country. There are at present practi cally no rainfall statistics for the river basins most subject to floods, much less any organization for flood predic tion. Torrential rains sometimes oo cur In this region. In June, 1910, a local downpour In the vicinity of Szechow, lasting some 42 hours, Is es timated to have amounted to 24 Inches. The unofficial meteorological service of Zlkawei observatory, extending along the coast and up the Yangtse valley Is the nearest approach to a national weather bureau yet existing In China. SclentlSo American. Temperature and Conductablllty. It has been known that some mate rials are better conductors of elec tricity than others, and now Professor Kamerllngh-Onnes of Leyden has dis covered that at certain very low tem peratures many metals which ara con ductors of electricity lose every trace ot resistance to the current and be come what he calls "superconductors." Tho finest wires of tin and lead do not become heated under the highest cur rents. It Is strange that when the critical temperature Is lowered even slightly the superconductivity ceases and the metal behaves as at other low temperatures. And H,s Nam la Legion. The doggondest tool abov ground la th man who tries to fool himself. . mwiiA 5 $ure to ri$eu i i ad theSunl Vou can't always make everything "just so." Sometimes you will get In more shortening than usual; or make the batter a little thin; or , it may not be convenient to put a cake In the oven the moment It Is mixed; or your oven may not bake evenly and It it necessary to turn the pan around none of these little uncertainties make the slightest difference in results if you use W Baking Powder This modem, double-raise baking powder has unusual strength and Is absolutely certain to raise your biscuits, cakes and pastry light and feathery. It generates an abundance of leavening gas both in the mix ing bowl and In the oven. The. raising Is sustained until the dough 1 cooked through. Housewives who use K C never have "bad luck" with their baking. Try K C at our ritk. Your grocer will refund your money If you are not pleased in every way. si 1 7I.H Hint to th Hostess. My little nephew was eating supper at a children's party. The cake was to b cut when the candles were near ly burned down. He Interrupted con versation with the rather premature remark to the hostess: "Your candles eem to be burning low." Chicago Tribune. First Railway Post Office. The first railway post office in this country was established by O. R Armstrong under Postmaster General Blair's Instructions, on August it, 1864, on the Chicago & Northwesters) railway. It ran between Chicago ansj Clinton, la., and was a very crude con partment car. Mb la the canal of life but it becomes a sewer if clogged up. All life consists of building up and tearing down and iust in the same manner that the blood carries to the various parts of the body the food that the cells need for building up, so it is compelled to carry away the waste material that's torn down. These waste materials are poisonous and destroy us unless the liver and kidneys are stimulated into refreshed and vigorous life. DR. PIERCE'S Golden Medical Discovery is the balancing power a vitalizing power. It acts on the stomach . and organs of digestion and nutrition on the purifying filters which clean the blood, Thus fresh vitalized blood feeds the nerves, heart and brain. This well known alterativ relieves catarrh of the atomach and headache accompanying earn, and has been successful for mora than gen eration a a tonic and body-builder. It builds up the rundown system. You need it if you are always "catching cold" or have catarrh of the nos and taroat. The active medicinal principles of Amencan-muve-roots are extracted without alcohol and von can obtain thi tonic in liquid or tablet form at any drug store or end 60 cents in 1-cent stamp for trial box of tablets. SnJ 31 onm-mnt atoms to pay coat of moitintr antt wrappin- for fr mm copy or Thm Common Sontm Mmdicai Adoitou fry Or. momou Adiromp V. M. PUrco. cloth bound, IOOO INVALIDS tlUlUL., UulltlO, N.Y. Dally Thought. Persons and events may stand for a tlm between you and reckoning, but It is only a postponement. 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