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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 26, 1915)
VOITtln It Af Girlhood rrom Dr. Piercewavorite Prescription li a keen enemy to the physical Weaknesses of woman. , A medicine prepared bj regular graduated physician of unusirUxperience in treating woman'sdiseases tarsfully adapted to work in htrmonyhh the.mott dalicata. feminine eoiutttutioa It i now obtainable In liquid oVjotar-eoatsd tablet form at the drug store-or send 50 onfrccnt fcvsrr woman mar writ full and eonfidantlalty sir. flare ana swr oi pnyaieiana and Dpaclall.U) asa, t tha Invalid!' Haul and Surtlcal Institute, Buffalo. " thj WESCO SYSTEM of PENMANSHIP teaches you HOW TO WRITE. IT IS THE BEST. ROOK BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED J PACES, BY MAIL, 75c NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Dmvfl Houston, Prop. H. B. Thorune, Mgr. rhorouirhtjr modem. 101 Roomi of comfort, lied rate Prices. Three minuttn' walk from Union Depot. WriU for rate. 72 It So St, FORTLAMD, ML WEEKS' BREAK -UP-A-COLD TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist. It's good. Take nothing else. Adv. HOWARD E, BTTRTOH - amw and nral Leatlvilla, Colorado. Spanimtta prlcMt Gold. Bllv.r. Laid. a. Uold. Bil.r. Boi Oold, 6Uo: .i.a r Ooppar. $1. M.lliag anvalopa. a id fall prtoalial asntoaajipHoatloa, Ooatrol .nd Uuplra work at Uoltad. llefsraiusl Osruoaats Nailoaal sank. SNAP THISI Absolutely new, big- profit: repeat orders. Leer Supply Co,. College Flaco, Wash. Perfection Far Off. "So you went on record for prohibi tion?". "Yes," replied the man with the an cient silk hat. "I'm ready to voto for It. But I can't help hoping that there will be a deadlock or an investigation or something to cause the usual de lay." Washington Star. Naturally So. "Airships are very expensive, are they not?" "Well, they make the money Ily." New York Sun. If Japan keeps on wanting to send an army to Europe what will happen? Answer: They may let her. WHY GRIP IS DANGEROUS. It requires a good tonic laxative to keep the body of the patient as strong as possible to counteract the effect of the poisons created by the grip bacil lus. An expectorant tonio with soma laxative qualities is the safest rem edy. Such Is Peruna, ' Mrs. Gentry Gates, 8219 First Ave., East Lake, Ala., writes: "I had a bad case of grip. I tried Peruna and It cured me. I can safely say it is a fine medicine." Mr. George E. Law, 13 N. Frank lin St., Brazil, Ind., writes: "I am satisfied that Peruna is a wonderful remedy for grip, and I do most heart ily endorse and recommend It" Most Skin Trouble Readily Overcome The Active Principle of a Famous Remedy Works Wonders. Many people have marveled tie waj 8. S. S. overcome! skin troubles. The ex planation Is the fact that S. S. 3. works In the blood and the blood is really a most Intricate and extraordinary mass of arteries and veins. When you come to realize that the akin and the flesh beneath are composed of a network of tiny blood vessels you solve the mystery. There are wonderful medicinal properties In 8. 8. 8. that follow the course of the blood streams Just as naturally as the most Bourishlnf lood elements. It Is really a remarkable remedy. It contains one lnfredlent, the active purpose f which Is to stimulate the tissues to the healthy selection of Its own essential nutri ment. And the medicinal elements of this matchless blood purifier are Just as essen tial to well-balanced health as the nutri Hons elements of the meats, gTaui, fats and sugars of our dally food. Not one drop of minerals or (hues ! used hi its preparation. Ask for 8. 8. 8. and just Insist upon having It And if you de lire skillful adrlce and counsel upon any natter concernlag the blood and skin, write to the Medksl Department, The Swift Specific Co., 529 Swift Bid;., Atlanta, Ga. Do not allow some sealoua clerk's els Suence over something "Just as good" as . 8. B. to fool you with the same old mineral drugs. Beware of all substitute Insist upon 8. 8. 8. P. N. U. No. e, iis I yplXN wrttlne ta aavartbara, status mm- 1 THB ch.nirl may b trltlcsl and cans untold .lUntritlf in afla.-tir. TU. -J an 'kimU II iili i- n itlV i Vi .7 """ul,1 nre -nignsirune'-fJ'jJE. "P,'-motlonl - frequently blue and dissatisfied with life. Such girls should be helped - -n.iiiK .van in me Dy a woman'i ' "" nd nervlne-that has proven successful foi overJQ years;. itemfcs for a trial bon.to Buffalo, to Companion Available. 'They say the theatrical business Is bad" said a man from the west in a New York cafe. "If that'a so I'd like to see It when It's good lust out of curiouslty. I went to a place where they sell theater tickets today and asked for one seat for a certain hit The young woman behind the counter informed me smilingly that the best she could do was two In the balcony at $4 each. 'But,' I protested, 'I need only one. I haven't anybody to take with me.' She gave me another smile. My sister len t doing anything to night,' she said. 'Unless It is staying at home,' I said. Now, what do you know about that?" YOLB OWN DW.UGOIST WILL TELL YOU try Murine Eje Kemedj for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyellda; No Snarling-- ubv-jLjre vomiori. write lor book ox tae aye y mail Free. Murine Eye Rem. a j Co., Chicago. A Long Stretch. A very stout lady with a considerate nature, had cultivated the habit of buying two seats when she proposed to visit a theater. In this manner she always hoped to remain In comfort without annoying anyone by overlap ping. On one occasion she handed an at tendant two tickets as usual. The attendant scrutinized them, then looked at her. 'Who is going to occupy the other seat, madam?" "I am going to occupy them both, sir!" retorted the lady, Indignantly. "Very good, ma am, but the seats are on each side of the aisle 1" Philadel phia Record. Degeneration of the House. No jokes are better appreciated than those that are made unwittingly by sober-minded men. Not long ago a solemn member of congress from Iowa was holding forth in that body In a pessimistic strain about what he felt to be a great fall ing off in the character and standing of that august body. Since I came into this house lour years ago," he announced with the ut most gravity, the confidence of the public In it has much diminished." Philadelphia Public Ledger. IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mother! If tongue la coated, cleanse little bowels with "Cali fornia Syrup of Figs." Mothers can rest easy after giving "California Syrup of Figs," because in a few hours all tho clogged-up waste, sour bile and fermenting food gently moves out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed to take this harmless "fruit laxative." Millions of mothers keep it handy be cause they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowels is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot tle of "California Syrup of Figs," which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Shoe Store. "I supopse you meet many kinds of people." "No, they're all alike," said the shoe clerk. "Every woman who comes in here thinks she's a Cinderella." Pittsburgh Post, There are rumors of a flanking movement in this fierce ham war now in progress. Is he a public benefactor the man who makes two small loaves ot bread grow where one large one grew be fore? The street car company officials seem to be suffering from acute Jit ney iti s. They are adding to the furniture at Washington. President Wilson sup plements his cabinet by a round table. Vegetation may be hurt by war operations, but the wireless plants continue to flourish. The river Seine is on a rampage. In other words the Seine appears most insane. A man, quite a bit of a jingo, Was sent down to Santo Domingo; When the senate got pryin', It landed on Bryan, And dug up the hot stuff. By Jingo! SAVE YOUR HOR8E3 From Distemper. Mountain Fever, and all other forms of Contagion by usingSpohn'i Distemper Compound, Put on the tongui or in the feed. Safe at all times for all ages and sexes, under all conditions. Same for Dog Distemper and Chicken Cholera. Acts on the blood, expels the germs. Re move worms from stomach and Intes tines. A fine tonic and appetizer. Ab solutely safe, even for human .beings Over 1,000,000 bottles sold last year. Greatest cure and preventive ever knowr for Contagious diseases. Nearly every one knows Spohn's. Over 18 years on thi market. Have you used this great rem edy? Why not? It Is not an experiment Try It: be convinced; let "Spohn's" hel you save and make money. All wholesaJ. druggists handle it Tour homo druggiat can supply you, or write to manufac till ers, with price enclosed. A bottle. COe and $1.00: 16.00 and 1 10. 00 the doxea Local agents wanted. Bpohn Medical Co. Goshen, In., U. 8. A. to 1 iryomannooa J j I i Moving Shields Advocated In Warfare. Idea Has Been Seriously put Forth nd It Being Considered by Pow ers at War-it. Method of Operation. As for a French officer's suggestion of moving shields, an American has already invented one and has written about it to the heads of the belliger ent governments. He offers to demon strate the efnclenoy of his device. The "bullet deflector," as he calls It, is made of two sheets of steel sii feet wide, eight to ten feet high and one-quarter-inch thick. The sheets are jointed at an acute angle, so as to make a triangular shield, the base of which Is open. The device, which weighs 1,200 pounds, Is mounted on wheels and can be trundled along by the ten men it can shelter. At a suit able height are holes through which rifles can be aimed, It has compart ments for water and food, and a top to protect its occupants from sun and rain and shrapnel, It can be used, he thinks, to great advantage in Infantry advances when the supporting artillery has cleared the way, as the attackers would be safe from rifle fire until they got close enough to charge with the bayonet if they desired. He says that a bullet striking one of the faces of the bar bette would glance off harmlessly, and that it would be impervious to machine-gun lire. For defense he thinks a cavalry charge or a bayonet charge would beat Itself to pieces against a wall of steel. Folding shelves could be put into it, and they would make bunks for the crew. On the march It could be drawn by cavalry horses. Its cost would be relatively small. "I would consider one soldier equipped with the deflector," he says, "of more service to his country and his cause than 60 not so protected, for the simple reason that l.e can operate all the time during a long campaign In a hundred battles while the 60 are dead in the trenches. I am aware that many objections will be made to its use In battle, all ol which I can easily answer. Its advantage over the stationary defenses, such as sandbags and barricades, would be many. "In the first place, the men would not have to lie down on the ground or remain in a cramped stooped posi tion for many hours. They can shoot without exposing their heads to the Steel Shield on Wheels. enemy. A bullet striking the barrier will not throw dust into their eyes to blind them. They will not be ex hausted by the laborious process of 'digging' in." Heavy Wood Best Fuel. Equal weights of dry, nonreslnous wood are said to have practically the same heat regardless of species, and as a consequence it can be stated as a general proposition that the heav ier the wood the more heat to the cord. Weight for weight, however, there is very little difference between various species; the average heat for all that have been calculated is 4,600 calories, or heat units, per kilogram. A kilogram of resin will develop 9,100 heat units, or about twice the average for wood. As a consequence, resinous woods have a greater heat value per pound than nonreslnous woods, and this increased value varies, of course, with the resin content Had Eight Sets of Twins. Squire Robert I. Mitchell, who vis ited his old home near Ridgevllle re cently, brought back a bit of rare news. The wife of West Graves, a ne gro of that section, has just presented her husband with the eighth consecu tive set of twins. The young couple have been married about thirteen years, the knot having been tied by Squire Mitchell when he was a jus tice of the peace. A remarkable cir cumstance thereof is the fact that in each set of twins was a boy and a glrL There are eight children living, one ot each set having died. Caswell (N. C.) Dispatch to New York Tribune. Going Them One Better. Mrs. Newrich She has "Wednes days" on her card. Newrich Well, well put "paydays" on ours. COVER f'4lr MJUETi o J-V ocrLECTCD raon S R00r V. Tl'"" I " V v, ; n ijW' r -Kmmik i fit ji-a2ru. JgfffTONT WHfEL 2 2 FT. DIAMLTER -V . V When QMeni mw JUI ill fdagee mDtee, UM (M IMPORTANT THAT PUBLIC SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY. The testimonial I am to give you somes unsolicited. I have been suffer ing from lumbago for ten years and it times was unable to stand erect A Mr. Dean of this city, saw me in my sonditlon (bent ovor) and Inquired the cause. I told him that I had the tambago. He replied, "If you got what I tell you to, you need not have It." I laid I would take anything for ease. He said, "You get two bottles of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root and take it, and If it does not fix you O. K. I will pay lor the medicine myself." I did so ind am a well man. For five months I have been as well as could be. Be fore I took your Swamp-Root was In :onetant pain day and night. This nay look like advertising, but it seems to me most Important that the public ihould be made familiar with this treatment as it is the only one I know which 1b an absolute cure. I owe a reat deal to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, and am anxious that others sit uated as I was should know and take idvantage of it. Hoping that this testimonial may be of benefit to some 3ne, I am, J. A. HOWLAND, 1734 Humboldt St., Denver, Col. State ot Colorado City and County of Denver as. Personally appeared before me, a Notary Public in and for the city and sounty of the State ot Colorado, J. A. Howland, known to me as the person hose name is subscribed to the above tatement and upon his oath declares that it is a true and correct statement. DANIEL H. DRAPER, Notary Public, Letter to Dr. Kilmer eV Co Blnghamton, N.T. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Blnghamton, N. Y for a sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable Information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores. Our Own Popular Ballads. A working girl lived in a flat that looked out on the court; She loved her finnan haddie, though she wasn't any sport. The fumes that rose from Nelly's flat 'bout 6 o'clock each night, Were pungent, penetrating and they brought about a fight. "Cut out the honey odors," yelled a mean old man next door, And as the janitor approached they made an awful roar. "Who's cooking fish for supper?" cried a woman with a grouch, "This ain't no Friday feast day. Do you get me? I'm no slouch." But Nelly faced them calmly, as she sauntered through the hall, And as aromas wafted 'round, she warbled to them all: Chorus: "I may not suit your sniffers, but I know what's good to eat, My fish may be quite smelly, but thank God! I'm pure and sweet; You guys can eat your sauerkraut and cabbage, If you wish, But, heaven will protect the girl who works to buy her fish!" Sorrows of Song. "The old songs used to talk about unrequited affection," Bald the bald headed man. "Yes. Somebody was supposed to be heartbroken about something all the time." "There's no danger of heart trouble with these up-to-date songs. The only risk you run is that they will make you catch your breath till you get asthma." Washington Star. Bonds Are Light. "And are the divorce laws so very liberal In your sections?" "Liberal? Say! they are so liberal that nobody ever heard of a woman crying at a wedding out there." De troit Journal. A Bad One. At the menagerie "Is this animal amphibious?" "Amphibious as a lion, ma'am. He wud bite ye in a minute." Life. The Reason. "It seems to me they are getting on very badly with that Chinese lantern decoration." "Well, naturally, my dear, that Is a sort of thing which is always hanging fire." Baltimore American. The Proof of It. Blinks Jones is a financial genius. Jinks What makes you think that? Blinks He can make money with or without going into bankruptcy. Philadelphia Ledger. 10 CENT "CASCARETS" FOR LIVER AND BOWEL8 Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad Breath Candy Cathartic. No odds how bad your liver, stom ach or bowels; how much your head aches, how miserable you are from constipation, Indigestion, biliousness and sluggish bowels you always get relief with Cascarets. They imme diately cleanse and regulate the stom ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry off the con stipated waste matter and poison from the intestines and bowels. A 10-cent box from your druggist will keep your lver and bowels clean; stomach sweet and head clear for months. They work while yon sleep. lHeds.1 UWeieeU QtUeetl for IN wtretitiVri hi boate el Ktxlren, be eleeted but too QTTAMTY mentowfa m greet victory. He Ntlzcr for leny-ene yeu-e nu keeo eieei.ng, improving ana one vimame Tunsjisri. umu 104117 nu iui oouiaun miy wm verrMetl uaifyuAJUi hiu-jiui weeowiuiiyouiatesiinetnuitjatinrevisiairii you, tor lieewlige, enr big Becd Cilelocue tree, with one goncrou package eMAi nut. rim miijt utmefe j mt in uerret j urir vemmetr . rim lefty OtMefe May left Oerret l EerW Oanimtwr I r laeej uuui ; a Mixtvt 1 oaiotu Juiojr luaua. fer bet lie, eonuini enough eeej to eupptv you with iou eae leie et lueuas eunag mm eeny spring uia evminar JtooJ (Ae HM Rivtr Potato Kinc't Noeteno n MuZwr's Catmloo, 8craps. Turkey last year produced 25,000 bags of canary seed. There are oportunlties now for American goods in the Caucasus re gion. The Italian government uses Amer ican machinery to manufacture shoes for its soldiers. Cotton seed hulls are now being used extensively instead of hay and straw for the packing of glassware. Japanese are producing more than 20,000,000 tons ot coal a year from mines in Japan and South Manchuria. Wealthy Parisians have bought an entire block of houses in that city and will tear them down to hunt for Ro man and Gothic treasures. The number of British postoftlce employes now serving in the naval or military forces ot Great Britain amounts to more than 20,000. A local thunderstorm and blasting operations on a new street railway in England were responsible for two ru mors of naval battles. Salublte a r.w explosive, is 60 times more powerful than dynamite, and is much safer, for it will explode only by means of a percussion cap. A cargo of salmon recently shipped out of Vancouver consisted of 6,000, 000 cans, valued at $500,000 whole sale. Laid end to end, the cans would reach a distance of 462 miles. Constipation causes many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative, three for cathartic His Favorite. A country clergyman on his round of visits Interviewed a youngster as to his acquaintance with Bible stories. "My lad," he said, "you have, of course, heard of the parables?" "Yes, sir," shyly answered the boy, whoce mother had instructed him in sacred history. "Yes, sir." "Good!" said the clergyman. "Now, which of them do you like the best of all?" The boy squirmed, but at last heed ing his mother s frowns, he replied: "I guess I like that one where some body 'loafs and fishes. Advance. Remarks by One's Neighbors. After nearly every marriage the neighbor women offer gratuitous in suit to the groom by saying: "And her mother had such high ambitions for her daughter! Exchange. Investigating Stars. The classification of the stellar spectra as being carried on by Har vard university, Is a vast one, entail ing investigation and recording of 200,000 stars. The government will provide 4000 goats for firefighters. The govern ment gets everybody's so easily it ought to raise the number all right. Reliable evidence is abundant that women are constantly being restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound The many testimonial letters that we are continually pub lishing in the newspapers hundreds of them are all genu ine, true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude for the freedom from suffering that has come to these women solely through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham'e Vegetable Compound. Money could not buy nor any kind of influence obtain such recommendations ; you may depend upon it that any testimonial we publish is honest and true if you have any doubt of this write to the women whose true names and addresses are always given, and learn for yourself. Read this one from Mrs. Waters: Camden, KJ. "I was sick for two years with nervous spells, and my kidneys were affected. I had a doctor all the time and used a galvanic battery, but nothing did me any good. I was not able to go to bed, but spent my time on a couch or in a sleeping-chair, and soon became almost a skeleton. Finally my doctor went away for his health, and my husband heard of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and got me some. In two months I got relief and now I am like a new woman and am at my usual weight. I recommend your medicine to every one and so does my husband." Mrs. Tilliji Watkbs, 530 Mechanic Street, Camden, N.J. From Hanover, Penn. ILvnoyer, Pa. "I was a very weak woman and suffered from bearing down pains and backache. I had been married over four years and had no children. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound proved an excellent remedy for it made me a well woman. After taking a few bottles my pains disappeared, and we now have one of the linest boy babies you ever saw." Mrs. C A, Eiokbodjb, R.F.D, No. 6, Ilanover, Pa. Now answer this question if you can. Why should a woman continue to suffer without first giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial ? You know that it has saved many others why should it fail in your case? s For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vefretable Compound has been the standard rcmodyfor fe male ills. No one sick with woman's ailments does Justice to herself if she docs not try this fa mous medicine made from roots and herbs, it has restored so many sufferingwotnen to health. P" ? Write to LYDIA E.PIXKH AM WEDICm CO. tW - (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS., for advice. Yonr letter will be opened, read and answered by m woman and held la strict confidence. a7.0V- H cravm, furr. .kilt J Dangers of Disguise. "Did your children recognize you when you played Santa Claus last year?" "I nope not If they did it was very rude ot them to keep on referring to me as the funny little fat man with the squeaky voice." Washington Star. END 8TOMACH TROUBLE, GA8E3 OR DY8PEP8IA "Papa's Dlapepsln" makes 8lck, 8our, Gassy Btomacns surely reel fine In five minutes. If what you just ate is souring oa your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch gas and eructate sour, undigested food, or have a feeling ot dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste In mouth and stomach-headache, you can get blessed relief in five minutes. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case ot Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store. You realize in five minutes how need less It is to suffer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest stomach doo tor In the world. It's wonderful. Eight Presidents 8erve Mexico In Less Than Five Years. The flight of Provisional President Gutierrez from Mexico City opens the way for the eighth president Mexico has had since 1911. The list follows i Porflrlo Diaz, abandoned presidency May, 1911. Francisco de la Barra, provisional president, May to December, 1911. Francisco Madero, president, De cember, 1911, to February, 1913. Vlctoriano Huerta, provisional pres ident, February, 1913, to July, 1914. E. Carbajal, provisional president, July-August, 1914. Venustiano Carranza, provisional president, August, 1914, and still claims title. Eulallo Gutierrez, November, 1914 January, 1916. Roque Gonzales Garza, Next. RESINOL WILL SURELY STOP THAT ITCHINQ What blessed relief! The moment rcsinol ointment touches itching skin, the itching stops and healing begins. That is why doctors have prescribed it successfully for nineteen years la even the severest, stubbornest cases of eczema, ringworm, rashes and many other tormenting, unsightly skin dis eases. With the help of warm baths with reslnol soap, resinol ointment re stores the skin or scalp to perfect health and comfort, quickly, easily and at little cost. At all druggists. Adv. Horrors! The tea shops in Petro grad have shut down because of the scarcity of water.