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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 19, 1914)
4 POULTRY and Dairy Produce of all klndi wanted. Writ for our CASH OFFER Pearson-Page Co. TYPEWRITERS, ALL MAKES Large uMrtment, Spe cial Prices. REMINGTON ud SMnH PREMIER. $15 tk m Machine! shipped on J ft approval and gusxan- & toed by Home concern. Writ for amplet of Nio work, statinff make st prefened. TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE. 351ft Wish. St., PertUml, Or. NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Dave Houston, Prop. H. B. Thorsnee. Mgr. Thoroughly modern. 101 Rooms of comfort. Mod erate Prices. Three minutes' walk from Union Depot. Write for rates. 72 N. SbA PORTLAND, OR. IN A RAIN OF SHELLS RUSSIAN SAILOR TELL8 OF HOR ROR OF NAVAL BATTLE. nce Gunner Gat the Range Every thing Which the Projectiles Strike li Destroyed, While the Splin ter! Work Great Havoc. WEEKS' BREAK-UP-A-COLD TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist. It's good. Take nothing else. Adv. AGENTS make 60 profit. Sell every mechanic on sight. New Invention, exclusive territory; write Dahl Co.. 61 East 12d, New York. Tobacco Habit Cured Not only to users of pipe and cigars, but the vicious cigarette habit is overcome by using th. "NITRITE" treatment Price complete, postage paid, 11.00, Laue-Davie Drug Co., 8d and Yam hill, Portland, Or, (When writing mention this paper.) Industrial Era For Us. Fifteen million men in the field will use apparel about three times as fast as when peace prevails. The equip ment of 1,000,000 horses is no small item and means Bteady equipment of supplies and food for this vast army. Europe can not fight and meet these requirements simultaneously. The more one of our industries is taxed the greater the activity which will be reflected upon others. It is the hiBtory of war that the first shock produced dullness, but upon recovery ' industry boomed and prices soared, There Is reason to believe that history will repeat itself and as the waste and demolition exceed any previous dem onstration the sources of supply must be looked to to meet the inevitable demand. We are at peace, the greatest indus trial nation; we have the millB, the farms. In Bhort, the equipment wanted, In spite of fear we must be busy for ourselves and lor others. Home lm portant materials we may lack, but we will be Ingenious enough to evolve adequate substitutes. Fiber and Fab ric. YOUR OWN DS.UGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try taurine Bye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery Evea and Qranulated Eyelids: No Smarting lusUKye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye by mail Free, Murine Eye Kemedy uo., umcago. A Plea of Guilty. "What!" exclaimed the teacher, "does no one know? What animal has bristly hair; is dirty all the time and loves getting into the mud?" A small boy raised a timid hand "Well, Allan," said the teacher, "tell us what it is." "Please, ma'am," said the little boy reflectively, "it's me." Chicago Amer ican. And Sometimes Trousers. The teacher was examining the class in physiology. "Mary, you tell us, she asked, "what is the function of the stomach?" "The (unction of the stomach," the little girl answered, "is to hold up the petticoat." Buffalo Ex press. The Mosquito Habit. . "What makes Jack keep slapping himself on the back of his neck? "He spent his vacation at a New Jersey summer resort and he can get rid of the habit." St. Louis Post Dispatch, A Time Saver. "I always tell the waiter what I'm going to tip him." "Why?" "So he won't keep me waiting half an hour while the cashier splits a $10 bill into dimes." Detroit Free Press. NEVER A PLEASANT FEELING At the battle of Tsushima, when the Japanese destroyed the Russian fleet, Captain Semenoff waa on the flagship Suvoroff. He had no definite post, and took notes until the sinking of the ves sel. Extracts from his Btory are a follows: "The first shells flew over us. At this range some of the long ones turned a complete somersault, ana could be clearly Been with the naked eye curving like so many sticks thrown In the air. They flew over us, mak ing a sort of wail, different to the or dinary roar. "After them came others short of us nearer and nearer, splinters whistled through the air, Jingled against the side and superstructure. Then, quite close and abreast the fore most funnel, rose a gigantic pillar of smoke, water and flame. I saw stretch ers being carried along the fore-bridge. Shells seemed to be pouring upon us incessantly, one after another. It seemed as If these were mines, not shells, which were striking the ship's side and falling on the deck. They burst as soon as they touched any thingthe moment they encountered the least Impediment in their flight. Handrails, funnel-guys, topping lifts of the boats' derricks, were quite suffi cient to cause a thoroughly efficient burst. The steel plates and superstruc tures on the upper deck were torn to pieces, and the splinters caused many casualties. Iron ladders were crumpled up into rings, and guns were literally hurled from their mountings. "In addition to this, there was the unusual high temperature and liquid flame of the explosion, which seemed to spread over everything, actually watched a steel plate catch fire from a burst. Of course, the eteel did not burn, but the paint on It did, Such almost non-combustible mate rials as hammocks and rows of boxes, drenched with water, flared up in a moment. At times it was impossible to see anything with glasses, owing to everything being so distorted with the quivering, heated air. "A man reported that the after-tur ret had been blown up, and almost simultaneously there resounded above us a rumbling noise, accompanied by the sharp clank of falling iron. Some thing large and heavy fell with crash; the ship's boats on the spar- deck were smashed to bits; burning debris fell all round us, and we were enveloped in an impenetrable smoke. "The fore-bridge was struck numerous projectiles, bpnnters shells, which penetrated in large quan tities under the mushroom-shaped roof of the conning-tower, had destroyed all the instruments in it, and had broken the compass, but luckily the telegraph to one engine and the voice- tube to the other were still working. Nervousness May Affect Different Peo ple in Different Ways, But It Is Never Welcome Vleitor. The mental state of a person suf fering from "nerves" Is very much like that of a man who Is wanted by the police, or who has Just heard a rumor that the ship on which his wife and children have sailed has been Bunk in a collision, or who has cried "fire" in a theater and been thrown out, and knows his name has been ob tained by the reporters. Very often it is a combination of all three, with per haps the added sensation of a man In doubt It he closed the safe before leav ing the office. Perhaps some sufferers will disagree with this and say it Is not like that at all, but rather like having fallen into dry well, from which you can bear the voices of people passing near by, but are unable to make yourself heard, or like having accidentally shot your neighbor's only child while cleaning a revolver. The point la that It Is distinctly un pleasant. Any bad quarter of an hour that you may have experienced of uneasiness anxiety, guilt, remorse or mortifies- tion will give you a very fair idea of the chronic condition of the so-called neurasthenic. A good nightmare will help. There Is nothing about this In the away unaer cover of darkness, but It books. There the symptoms are ae- was a long and costly task for the at- scribed as "loss of interest." "Inability tacking force. to concentrate," "extreme depression," The use of wire entanglements is feeling of numbness in the extreml- vaiuawe as a defense measure ana tion" oro Tn n wnv this Is trim- 1llHt c,cu luou IlB "- ties, etc. in a way tnis is true, jubi .,- x ,utMi wmiiM boon on ormv as it would be true of the men referred 0, German8 from reacnlng the Rus- io aoove. tub man wantea ay me yo- slans also would prevent the Russians lice would take little interest in the from getting at the Germans. It Is shop windows, and the man who thinks effective in delaying and hampering the BhiD has sunk would not get very tne progress of an enemy and it also No Opener Needed. Two Phlladelphians have patented a crown seal for bottles to which is at tached a bit of metal to lift it with out the necessity for a separate opener. Barbed Wire In Warfare. Russia is in the market to purchase from us 6000 tons of barbed wire to be used In military operations. The effectiveness of barbed wire entangle ments as defense measures has been demonstrated repeatedly since our war with Spain. They were brought Into use then with much success and were very effective as a part of the Russian defenses at Port Arthur in the war with Japan. The RusBianB probably have in mind their experi ence in the far east and are hoping to make equally good use of the wire they would purchase in this country. The Russian entanglements before Port Arthur consisted of four parallel lines of three-strand fences about three feet high. The fences were about 10 feet apart and zigzag lines of barbed wire were strung back and forth between the fences. And in ad dition large quantities of loose coils and pieces of wire were scattered on the ground. The combination was al most an impassable barrier. It was found that the Japanese could not make progress by cutting the wires. If they got through the flrBt fence they became entangled in the wire on the ground if they were not shot down before reaching the second fence. The Japanese tried the expedient of having their soldiers charge with mat tresses which they threw on the fences. That was only a partial suc cess, as many men became helpless in the entanglement of loose wires on the ground. The entanglements fi nally were disposed of by pulling up the posts and dragging the fences far with a letter arranging the details of a business reorganization; and as for the man thrown out of the theater, he would probably admit, If brought to It, that he was profoundly depressed, None of these individuals would feel that the booke quite did justice to their feelings. And It goes without saying that none of them would re spond with enthusiasm If a brisk per son came along and said: "What you need is to get your mind off yourself," or, "What you need is plenty of fresh air and exercise." The main thing is that the nervous victim Is suffering severe mental dis tress. He 1b not Blmply "out of sorts. Medical Record. protects him against pursuit and as sault in case the fortune of battle is against him. Indianapolis Star. Rheumatism Muscle Colds "It is easy to use and quick to respond. No work. Just apply. It penetrates without rubbing." Read What Other Sayi "Have used your Liniment vtry successfully in a ease of rheumatism, and always have a bottle on hand m case of a cold or sore throat, I wish to say I think It ene of the best of household remedies. I would net have used it only it waa recommended to m. by a friend of mine who, I wish to say. Is on. ef the best boosters for your liniment I ever aawT'-V. W. fulUr, Dmtw, CsL "Just a line la pre be of (loan's Llnimsnt. I have been 111 aearly fourteen weeks with rheumatism, have been treated by doctors who did their best I had not slept for th. terrible pain for several aighta, when my wife got me a small bettle of the Liniment and three appUea eatlons gav. m. relief ao that I eoald. leep." Jtuph Tambiyn, Sit C erM Street, UtKfcrt, fa. ' Good for Neuralgia, Sciatica, Sprains and Bruises. All Dealers 25c Send four cents in stamps for a free TRIAL BOTTLE. DR. EARL S. SLOAN, Inc. DeptB Philadelphia, Pa. Your Margin of Health Probably it is an unwise plan to count the enemy. It might be better to discount them and then lick them. Kola Tablets have many friends who use them as a general tonic and for Kidney trouble. Price 26o per box, boxes for f 1.00, For aale by Laae-Davii Drug Co., Sd and Yamhill Sta., Portland, Ore, DENTAL HEADQUARTERS FOR OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE People from all part of Ureffon and Wah mar- ton constantly visit our office for dental treat ment, Our skill ia ac knowledged, and our promptness In finish ing work In one day when required is appre ciated by out-ox-town Datrons. Dr. Wise la a false tooth expert There is "ALWAYS ONE BEST" in every calling, and Dr. Wise lays claim to this distinction in Ore gon. Z7 Yam nanar. What we can't guar an tee we don't do. LOW PRICES FOR HIGH-GRADE WORK. Good Red Rubber Plates, each $5.00 The Bert Red Rubber Plates, mtk 7.60 B-Karat Gold or Porcelain Crowe I.M WISE DENTAL CO. RELIABLE PAINLESS DENTISTS. Phoner-Maia 2021, A 1021, inn Third Street. Failing Blag., Portland, Orefoa g. K. Cor. Third and Waialaxtea, jaMeewLtfLeVaBM War's Effect cn Youthful Minds. What impression is this terrific war producing upon the child's mind What do the boys and girls think oi the conflagration that is raging and of the battles that are waging? Perhaps the small children have no thought upon the subject at all, but the older children, who are reading stories of ancient heroes as If they were myths or fairy tales, and study ing history bristling with wars of past generations, which would ordinarily lead them to believe that war was relic of barbarism, and Impossible be tween modern civilized nations, what do they think? Is this terrible con flict to upset all their notions and sub vert many of their ideals? Is this sys tematic slaughter of warring armies likely to cheapen the value of human life as appraised In youthful minder These are questions, to be true, eas ily asked and hard to answer, but they suggest a trend something lor men elders to ponder over. Omaha Bee. Ninth Arrest Breaks Jinx. "Haven't I seen you before?" asked Municipal Judge Sheridan Fry at Chi cago when Charles Mlehle was ar raigned on a charge of non-support. "Well. I Bhould say you have, judge, renlled Mlehle. "You Beem to be my jinx. Every time I get within a mile rrf vnur court thev Dinch me. I've been before you fully eight times." "That is enough," said the judge, "Discharged. I am going to begin my vacation, and if you let anybody else try you while I am gone, I'll be mad, Mlehle. Now go get that job, .and give your wife some money or I will come back In the middle of my vaca tion to attend to you." Heard General Sherman Say It. Recently someone who seemed to know issued a denial of the prevalent impression that Gen. W. T. Sherman said "war is hell." J. P. Francis of Nlckerson declares he heard General Sherman say it. He writes: "I never understood that General Sherman used the term 'war is hell' in any of his or ders or official correspondence, but did use the term in a public address at a soldiers' reunion at Columbus, O., in 1880. The writer was seated near the speaker's stand and recollects the oc casion which called the famous ex pression from the general. General Sherman, in his address, referred to a particular military feat which called (on part of the troops selected to per form the task assigned them) for heroic courage to accomplish the task successfully. And when he closed the narration the militia boys gave a hearty cheer. When the applause sub sided the general looked down at the militia and said, 'Boys, you may think war is great sport, but I say, war is hell.'" is very small, indeed, when the appetite is poor, the digestion bad, the liver lazy and the bowels clog ged but don't re main that way; take HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS today and let it help Nature restore these organs to their proper functions. Be sure to GET HOSTETTER'S PROPERLY MADE TEA THE MOST HEALTHFUL AND EX HILARATINQ OF BEVERAGES. Where It Does Harm the Fault la Al ways With the Maker Unwhole some Qualltlea Are Brought Out In the Stesplng. Ruptured Persons suffer more from Inexperienced trust fitting than from hernia. Why not bur root trusses from experts? Try Laue-Davls Drug Co at 3d and Yamhill, Portland. Ore., who are ex perts and know how. No Danger. An old woman was greatly fright ened when the train thundered Into the long tunnel. "Do you think," she asked the con ductor, "this tunnel is perfectly safe?" Don t be afraid, madam, replied the waggiBh official. "Our company got you in this hole, and we're bound to see you through." Kansas City Times. Her Belief. "Do you," he asked, "believe in early marriage?" "Well," she replied, I used to, but F. N. U. No. , 114 WHEN vrrtiac to " tie. Ut. paper, Watch Sets Speed of Men. One of the most interesting exhibits at the jewelers' exhibition which has been in progress at London was novel watch for the use of officers hav ing charge of troops cn the march, an Invention of an Austrian officer. On the face is a little arm (illum inated by radium for night use), which can be made 10 swing so many times each minute. Thus an officer wishing to bring his men to a certain place at a certain time, decides that they must march 120 paces a minute. He then sets the arm to swing 120 times a minute, seta the pace to keep time with the beat, and ao regulates the speed of the march. some other things." Brooklyn sen. to cm Driest Spots In America. According to the weather bureau returns one of the driest spots in the United States is in the Fresno district of California. They have had only 34 I am willing to say that at present I per cent of the normal rainfall since believe 'better late than never" may . ha annliAn tn mapr'aca aa utaII na tn March 1. The west coast generally ;rr7"n" 7 has been short of precipitation. An other dry district centers In St. Louis, which has only 32 per cent of normal rainfall. The Ohio valley has had from a half to two-thirds of the usual quota, and there are some very dry spots In the SouthweBt and the South east that have not yet been cleared HOW RESINOL CURED ITCHING SKIN TORMENT Baltimore, Md.. May 23,1914: "My limbs from knee to ankle were com pletely covered with eczema for a up. But generally the country is fair f.8?'- 1 Ja'ed fcln.,comIpanyl' u ly well supplied with moisture for the at night.' T tried.' 'good many late summer season. Streams are remedies for eczema, both liquid and rainy run ana reservoirs are noi low BaiVe, but they did me no good, only as a rule. The distribution is uneven, made the skin more rough and scaly, however. Fort Worth, Texas, has 194 I learned of resinol ointment and rest- per cent of normal, and Fort Smith, noi soap ana triea tnem, ana was re- Ark., onlv 48 ner cent. Soma nortions " l severe ucning ana ourn- of Kansas have had three weeks of 100 per cent weather, practically ar resting vegetable growth aud cutting off the corn crop fof anything else but fodder. lng AT ONCE, and after a month's steady use waB completely cured." (Signed) T. S. Lewis, 1821 Summit St. Sold by all druggists. Adv. The South'! Fear. Here tn the south our chief fear now is that the European savages will quit wearing clothes. Galveston News. The system of some candidates, Like loving, loyal brothers, Is to extol their own virtues By bawling out the others. The Germans deny overtures. talnly. The "Wacht Am Rhein" 'Deutschland Uber Alles" have planted mere overtures. Cer- and sup- When Wellington Was General, The greatness of Wellington Is never more admiringly remembered than in times of strife and perhaps never more usefully quoted. The duke ope day wanted a bridge constructed, and the officer of the royal engineers whom he consulted on the matter reported that it could not be managed. Another officer was sent for, from another dt vlBlon of the army, with the result that the task was duly accomplished. This caused the duke to nut the fol lowing in "Orders:" "He who in war That rellef n'P certainly can be re fails to do what he undertakes, may ?erdhlUtSg0;ortheorn: ItiwctjB jjitrau iiic auuiucuLB unu iu variably attend military affairs; out Good Missionary Year, ne wno aeciares a imng 10 De impos- In one mlsglon n ,n(,a a8t year siDie, wnicn in ouuseyuenuy accum- 40,000 were baptized. In the last two plished, registers his own Incapacity." years this mission has added more Another "wise saying" of Wellington people to the Christian covenants than comes from another reader, and It Is " tne first forty years of its labors. appropriate to the moment. He was asked what was the best test of irreat general, and he answered: "To It is said that we tan our stomacba and become, therefore, incapable oi digesting food that we turn into nerv ous wrecks if we drink tea. And this would be so it we used tea Immoder ately and made it carelessly. Let ui investigate a little and see what can be done to preserve to our use ths cup that cheers. Analysis shows that tea Is rich in proteld, that it contains alkaloid theln and a volatile oil and tannic acid. Its stimulating effect Is due to theln and the oil Its astrlngency is caused by the tannic acid. Theln is so soluble that It is almost immediate ly drawn from the leaf when brought into contact with boiling water. Theln stimulates gastric digestion, but the tannic acid and oil are harmful. Ex periments show that tannic acid is de veloped in very small quantity as soon as tea comes In contact with boiling water, and that more tannic acid Is developed when tea has steeped five minutes than when It has steeped three minutes, and that the longer it stands the more this acid is drawn out. It is know.? that tea Is stimulating, refreshing and an alleviator of head ache and bodily fatigue. It has a slight influence In regulating the cir culation of the blood and the tempera ture of the body. It Is one of the most warming drinks In winter and cooling drinks In summer. In view of these facts all will ad mit that to get the good and reject the unwholesome qualities of tea It is necessary to make it with freshly boiled water fast boiling because the stimulating property, theln, oannot be extracted below the boiling point and for this reason also the teapot should be thoroughly scalded before the tea Is put Into it; freshly boiled water, because long cooking causes Its at mospheric gases to escape and ren ders It flat and Insipid. (Soft water IS nest used when It first comes to a rapid boll, hard water may be boiled fifteen to twenty minutes before us lng). Tea should always be made as an Infusion never boiled and with but one Infusion to each measure of tea The habit of renewing the boiling wa ter over the first measure of tea, or of using and reusing the' tea leaves with a small additional supply, is very objectionable one and Is most strongly condemned by all health and food authorities. This Is the way to obtain ail the injurious qualities and none of the benefits of a pot of tea, No wonder people tan tbelr stomachs when they follow such a method. Here is the way to make one cup of tea without a teapot: Heat a cup to boiling point with boiling water, meas ure one-half teaspoonful of best tea; pour the water from the cup, put In the tea, pour over enough freuh boil ing water to fill the cup three-quarters full, cover closely and let stand In a warm place (not In a draught and not over the fire) for three minutes. Have ready another hot cup and a hot strainer; strain the tea Into the cup and serve at once with sugar and cream or milk, or with thinly sliced lemon and sugar. Chicago Record-Herald. Didn't Need To. "What are you laughing at?" asked the Old Fogy. "What's so funny in that paper?" "It says here that a hundred per sons have left New York to engage In missionary work," said the Grouch. Cincinnati Enquirer. A 8ure Proof of Love. "I'm certain he loves me," said ths suburban girl, "How's that?" "It is a four-mile walk to town. He misses the last car about twice a week, but he still keeps calling." Pittsburg Post ... - ' . Well Answered. Teacher of Hygiene Why must we always be careful to keep our houses clean and neat? Little Girl Because company may walk in at any moment. Judge, Moral Never Give Up. Mrs. Flatte Did you see the doctor about your indigestion today? Mr. Flatte Yes. Mrs. Flatte Did he ask you to give up anything? , Yes, ?2. Yonkers Statesman, Flour Imported to Egypt. ' 1 Flour imports In Egypt Increased from $2,600,000 during the first four months of last year to more than 4,000,000 in a like period this year. A Self-Denylng Editor. At any rate we have never stated that the Germans went Into Ostend without ostendation and that ostensi bly they were bound for the Channel. -Philadelphia Publio Ledger, Helping Kidneys By Clearing Bleed A Function Greatly Assisted By a Well-Known ( Remedy. Rubber In Malays. A gum has been discovered in large quantities in the Malay peninsula that yields from 10 to 20 per cent pure rubber. Most readers will be Interested ta more clearly understand why analysis of urln. Is a. Important. In the use of S. R. 8. to purify the blood, Its actios la a stimulant to the. myriad of nne blood Teasels thai make up th. constructs, tissues of the kidneys. All the blood from all over th. body must pass through th. kidneys. They act as teutera and aasayera. And according to what they allow to pasa out In the urine, both as to quantity and materials, th. health of the kidneys and the quality of th. blood Is determined. Th. catalytic energy forced by S. B. ft. la shown la the urine. It la also demonstrated In th. skin, Aal as the blood continues t. sweep through th. kidneys the dominating aature ef S. R. 8., acting as It doe. through all th. arenuea of elimination, shows a marked decrease of disease manifestations as dem onstrated by urine analysis. This assist ance is a grest rellef to the kidneys. Th. body wastes are more .yenlr distributed te th. emunctorles; their elimination la stim ulated by the tonic action afforded th. liver, lungs, skin and kidneys. Thus, la cases of rheumatism, cystitis, chronic sore throat, huskinese of voice, bronchitis, asth ma and the myriad of other reflex mdira tlona of weak kidney action, first purify your blood with H. H. 8., ao It will enable the tissues to rebuild the cellular strength and regain the normal health. 8. 8. 8. Is prepared by The Swift RpeclS. Co., II 27 Swift llldg., Atlanta, Oa., and li you hare any deep seated or obstlnats bloofl trouble, writ, to tuelr Medical Uent Xuf free adrlca, iPIITWAM TTAniTT TTQC FIVIT C know when to retreat; and to dare A "J A Ja. JlTJL Je. 4 JL JLT 34 M4 JU V- JL JL W tS) . 0 It." Londnn Chronicle. Ctl mors goods taster and brighter colors than any oth.rdy.. 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