The Tum-A-Lum Vay
To our Cusomcr; 1
Our engineering department at Walla Valla js equipped
with, architect and engineers who supply us with free plans and
specifications containing cornplete working drawing? and
details,
If yon contemplate erecting a new hope, pur big $15,
ooo plan book of pyer one hundred contains ypur "ipjSAL
HOME'' Thjs pjau bopkjs the best ever published. ' All
desigus therein have been built many times, pur material
lists and, cost data therein are accurate, We can give you an
estimate of actual costpp your ground "in no time.'-'
Plans for JJarns, Silos, milk houses, Hog sheds, model
Schools and Churches, Banks and Office buildings with the
latest ideas are furnished. building right, f.THf TyVl-A
LUM WY'' you gef the most for the least cost.
See Peter Ktfburg About it at
The Home of "TyM-A-LUMPER'1
The Maupin Times
published pvpry Wednesday at Maupjp, Pregpn, By
W. C. WALKER.
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ubscriptipn: One Year, $1.50,Six Months 75cts.Three lonths 50cts
qCTOBER
LOCALS
All Around Tpwn
Mrs. D. A. Moad js pn the sipk.
ist this week.
Mrs. W( H- ?raPtat returned
frorn Djfur where she has been
visiting. jShe states that an oil
excitement js ftbo to materjlipe
there,
. Dr, Hpttfield the reliable den
tist is doing Tygh yalley tjis
week.
The BANP BpyS wi)l give a
DACE, October 30, and every
body js invjted. Qpme put and
give tjie bpys a lift, they de
serve it,
Wilson and Roberts states they
wil have a bjg hpg sae, on their
ranch 3 and one half miles north
east of Wapinitia, on Saturday,
October 3J. A BPd opportuni
ty to. get anything in the hog
jine. Several cpws and palves
wil) be auctioned, T'1 sde is
also stated to commence, aj: JjQO
o'clock.
A car load of wire fencing and
barb wire., arrived at the. JJunts
Ferre depot fo,r ShattucK Pros.,
this week, Qp"k business. Car
lots save money,
Oth Birthday
Celebration
Sundry, October 11, was the
90th birthday of Grandma Cooks
en.- i j , i i
one nj0yeu me uay Dy nnving - borhcod of $i0oo.OO, The. bot
her children with her an attend. ; toms are similar in con8truction
ing church. Believing in the. to the regular No. 50 14 Oli vet
Almighty God, she is one Of his horae gang plows and fire mount
tireless workers. We wish her, ed on a flexible frame to allow
many more birthdays. for inequalities of ground. Jessie
Those of her children who;Fieming has had the matter of
were, present were Mrs.. S. E. the. selection of a suitable-plow
Rice, of Spokane, Wash., Mrs. in hand for some time, finanally
Katie McCabe and husband of deciding on the Oliver as bet
Tygh Valley. Dollie, Johnson adapted for tjie worki Thjs ,ow
and husband; Mrs. W. H. Cookllgbfthe -bl.eak Ut t and
Ann llttln rliimr htop nf ' MAeto.. ... . .. . .
T ; A" ' , . .
Ore., James Cook of Shawbndge,
Mrs. Gertrude Leer and little
uuugnter oeorgm tne latter two
being friends bf Mrs. Cook's.
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Maupin State Bank
General Banking Business, bahS, tt'heat .Buying, Safety
Deposit Boxes for Rent, Notary Public,
Collections, Money Transmitted
x Cheaply1 by Drafts
Your Patronage Solicited and Your
. . . Interests Cared for ... .
21, 1914
Saturday Evening Post
Country Gentleman
Ladies' Home Journal
gagh $l.jO per year.
A. C. EAGEN Will ake your
Subspription
Qeo. , Qray takes ofds for
harness at rop'k bpttpm flrjpes, '
Try those Saed, nts at the
tyer Cpn'fectiqnary.
The Tqt)lp family are in desti
tute cjr.pumstances at a ranch up
he river. The mother has the
pneumonia states Dr. Francis.
Anyone wishing to assist them
see W. H. Staats.
Three local carpenters are putt
ing a new roof, on The Times
building. Occasionally a two by
scantljng pursued by a hammer
goes through the crapks in the
ceiling, We flre installing ma
chinery and getting otit the pa
per between bombardments.
I oarry all kinds of stones for
rings and pins Dmmonfl the
Jeweler-
Purchases Big
Gang Plow
Shattuck Bro's., delivered this
woek ta the Fleming farm a 12
bottom Oliver Engine Gang plow
consisting of two six bottom (14)
units, will plow a strip of land
ii ft wide and cost in the neigh
togetner with an extra
iarge rolling coulter forms the
necessary rolling protection for
0perating the plow in rocky
Lmnml
A UTOMOBILB
Quick, pependablServicayailble at All Times
to All Points
HMea
pareful driver attentive tp Comfort pf assengenj
E. A. MAYHEW, Prop,
Yfsuylus out but d smajl figure In
b(story tUl the latter half of he first
century of tbe Christian era. In 73
. C. Its cratpr eryd as 'a camp oi
refuge to ()and Cjf gMliiforg. In C3
A. D. (be serehlfy' wasrpken, bj a
yiolpnt grunting flu manlfesteo t
self n a seypre earthquake that shook
p the surrounding region. For sixteen
years the subterranean rmbllpgs con
tinued at intervals, and n tbe yar i
A. 0. camp (lie grjmj catastrophe In
jvhlch Ilercnlmieufj) and Pompeii were
pverwheluieql In 1 (Hi tiers' ty!ns atl
other terrible explosion, and slce tbjnt
fline VeNUvj'ijg' (pitf selqopj beer jjt rest
fqr many years, fqgetber. Exchange.
A Famous "Bull;; indicated.
,pl)0 MpiTity was' djiilng jlth Sr
peorge Trevplyan waj chuffing
jihu ubout it fauion ".biili" qf his un,
pie. Lord Mupnlny, "Yoi remeniber It
-file tjuintler of flie oiicomlrig host a
flicmsiilifl toiK'.ip.H. a thoiiaiK spears,
a thousiiiid feet" "Yes,'' qbscrved
'treyelyiin (Uletly. "a good deal uf
jS)()- pas been niude qf that supposed
iiuiiuer or rq linny wuu a tpousau
j't-t. j'ut my pncie wroyp t purposey.
I jyus'np slip uf the pek when some
one ('tilled his attention tq ft he al(l:
'My Ijrpiy Is tnoylng one step at a
time. It s nqf jumping like a frog.' '
And wbep ypfl ppme to thinly of it the
poise of a thousand met marching Is
pnde by a J hoiisnpd fepf.
th Sawfis)).
The sawfish, 'is ij fflrr))dalip weap,:
ph of UUjitjf? titi the flat, bony sword.
twruitMl on piicjj sjilp vj'jtl aout twenty
large, bony teetp. Tp jjavyflsh rushes
jlUu iv sliotil of tlb pud slushy (o thjt?
rigjit and to the lp'f t- lp spa tights
qmetlmes wjialps have (ippp killed by
,uifrtiah.,.and tlie sav sqipetlmes has
nriven hrougbithe l)ull of a ship.
ThvjS'tix) (iqpimou about the West
jud'ii. (Joesi .liity j,p glilf of Mexlcu
iljfti W 'lorlda 'tyaffir.s nn4 pnietlmes
asoepds fie MiHSHs.jppl ipd other
ijpiltpory rlt'ers. dqng great havoc U
tli(; nets qf flshurtpup. This species
sOUHitjippa :aohes a "iiingth of fifteen
feet, u folil'th of which measures the
"saw." ' .
Thought Ha Was Mad.
The late Counted? I-esseps was tray.
pllnft on.dtifi occasion in a French rail
way train in a compartment with two
i qnmicrcial travelers.
"I beg your pardon, sir," said one of
them-"are yoil npt a traveler?". i
"Certalily I am." said (he cpunt t
:''e thpuKbt so! Whalij youline?''
"Isthmiises." ,,sV -.'. t;
"Wli-wh-wbat," . nsl?ed thp puzzled
pqmmirclal-"wliat.are they?'' ' '
"I am Introducing ship canals." saltM
De Ijjsseps gravely
The cominorpial travelers fpared that
they hat fallon In with a lunatc unu)
were InakliiK prorarntlons tp escape
when the count hftudpt them Ms card
and put them at tliefr ease.-
Mad Him Bfqk-''
A ppted golfer one afternoon1 played?
rather badly. lie turned, to his caddie
lifter lis bad foozled fl drive and said
In bis genial way:
"This isn't i a-pleasant spectacle fop
jou4 I'm as bad as a Scotch laird ut
St. Andrews. The St Andrews cadV
dies are all old men, and one day when
this laird was In especially bad form
his caddie, after pine holes of missed
shots and putts, shook his gray old
bead, surrendered ' tlte laird's bag of
dubs to. another enddia and siild:
'te'll Ho hilnd. laird? I made but a
Hior breakfast this mornin', and I'm
uo in a condition to stand any mali
o:t:
Bird's Milk,
"I fed him wltb bird's milk." This
curious expression was used by the
old. suWnu of Turkey, while a prisoner
on his way to Salonlkl, with reference
to his brother Mohammed, bis prede
cessor ou the throne. Abdul Flam Id
was lamenting his own fate and tell
ing his captors bow little be deserved
It and bow kind he had been to bis
brother. "I fed him with bird's milk,"
he said, as if that were the greatest
kindness he could show. What Is
bird's milk? Not the Turkish equ!vir-
lent of the milk of human kindness,
but a Kuroean brand of condensed
milk lienrtng on the can a picture of a
bird on a nest.
ARTS OF PEACE.
A time will come when the sci
ence of destruction shall bend be
fore the arts of peace, when genius,
which multiplies our powers, which
creates new products, which diffuses
comfort and happiness among the
great mass of the people, shall occu
py in the general estimation of man
kind that rank which reason and
common sense now assign it.
Atao.
CHAS. H. f RAPfpIS. M.D.;C.1
Mem,, poll, Fby & Surg.,
Licen;jag Minnesqffi nj
' QFefW "
Prompt Service on Either
Day or, Night Calls
Eye tested, Glasses Fitted
CustomerHow are yonj salted alty
onds fresn T
Clerk-No'rfl; soUefy-JujJge. '
A Chcrfu greeting.
Augustus Hello, old man I How are,
you and how are vour pepple and all
tliaf sorf of sjlly' rot? London Globe.'
Unm.ntionable.
"Doctor, Ig 'iqckjaw painful afflic
tion?" "Unspeakably Bq." Boston
Trajmcrlpf. '" " ".;
Not Yet.
Tft!'r (studying abpuf fowls)
Marj, w,bii js egg? . Mary An egg
Is a chicken not yet. Judge.
pongsnial Cppp.
"Tfy (q put pepple wth similar:
tastes together flf ij'nner' ffl? dear."
"Very well." .
"See, for Instancp. hpw beautifully
Mr. Wombat ges along jyltb. Mrs.
Wampiis They epuld fqlk for honr
without pausing, fie, ha pumatlsm,
and she knows, a remedy fpr It"
Sentflp post-lntelllgepcer.
His Miasioq.
"1 understand tbaf yqu b,a,ye called tq
ask fqr my daughter's hand?"
"Oh. po; piitbipg like that''
"Then"-
"Sho and I settled all that. What I
have caed for Is tfl find ppf what parf
of the house yon pre going to turn oypp
to us when we are married?" Houston
Post
Rd Character by tht Tongue.
The "science" of glfissomnncy con
Hlsts lit riding people's characters by
thoslKipe and size qf the fongjia.
accordiiiis fp glassomaueltitt', a lohgi
tongue HhQWtf frnnkiress.-a' short dtie
dlssiiiiiilntion. a broafl 'pne ni'eseryed
ness, a nai:rpw one conceptKation, a
long and briMi) tongue inclination to
roskIii, a long npd narrow ope frank
ness. Those who possess sbqrt nnd
broad tongues are untruthful, those
whose tnnjiimis nrp shjutt' linfl purrow
ire sly us wel as, id tempprefl, Hold
out your tmigne!-((nstqn (ilqbe.
Tsble Oilcloth Has Many Uses,.
Table iillclpth cap. be utilized for oth
er purposes thpn IW name Indicates.
It can tin placed ins kltcheivnnd bath
room walls when smooth by adding a
little glue to the paste, if also makes
''"'( lliiluu for a market basket, which
an he used for l.-i.inflry and other pur
poses, as li is easily kept clean. It
run he substituted for artists' canvas,
tiii khm it securely to a frame. If the
wrote; stile s used It should first be
primed with a emit of pnlnt. nnd If the
tinlshi'il side is usi-d treat first with
turpentine I.ns Aimelea Express.
THE BEST STRENGTH.
There is perhaps no strength to
great and abiding as that won from
a resisted temptation. Every danger
ous allurement is like an enchanted
monster, which, being conquered,
loses all hit venom and changes at
once into a king of great treasure,
eager to make requital. Hobbea.
Harness
Do you use it? Do you
use it? Do you need a new
set? Well. Geo. S. Gray
will take your Order at rock
bottom prices. See him.
Geo. S. Gray
MAfJPtN
, , Her Claim.
Mrs. Gillot-So there la a "tablet In
your transept to her memory, Did she
do anything, to bring people into the
church? ' irs. Perry Well, I guess!
rcur Aire, reirj vreu, 4 kuwhi
1 wore a new Kilt every Sunday for
:e years;, Harper'ti? ' 1
She
three
The Law of Qravify.
"Silence In the court!" ' thundered
tbe Judge, and the laughter died away,
"Mr. Bailiff," continued 'the Instruc
tions from the bench, "eject the next
man who defies the law qf grfl vjty."-!.
Philadelphia Ledger. 1 111
The Talkative pnt.
Nearsighted Guest (at banquet)
presume the next thing will be a
long and tiresome speech from some
talkative guy. Man Sitting Next Oh,
suppose so, I'm the talkative guy
that has to ma)te jibe speech '
Didn't T.
AIce hen' I told you of my en
gagement I said it was a secret, and)
you tqlt) Kitty, about it.
'Ella-Why, no, VflMn. I merely
aslted ier if she knew about It Bos
Ppe Way jjf putting It.
"Although he goes tq the club every
nigl)t. hc:s awpy happy when it's,
time to go home."
"In other wqrds, he doesn't go borne
till he's happy. Is fbf fbe dea?"-.
leep.
Sleep, according fp two French scien
tists, Is (Jue to a )p)sqp.pps secretion of
the brain,, wllc( aefs as apj antitoxin
for the poisons produced in tbe higher
nervq centers b,v jneptal apd, physlca)
An" Old idea. "
"x t.pse q)d tles ybei th$y cut
off people's beads fbe fraq of erents
procgeded on one rflp(lqrn jf)sa."
"Wbat was tbaf?'
"Tle blqck system.l! BnlUmorq
Ame.r)ca!p,
Caution Extrsprdinsry
"Tou have o plgbf key?!!
"pf cflurs.e.:! answered Mr. Meekton.
only !p gp cnreless that Henrietta
keeps jf Ipcked, pp n the safety depos
it sq (hat I won't !Sfi jf.'i Washing
ton Star.
' The Vory
"Nlpecar." "
"Yes."
"Is It the latest thing lq pars?''
"1 guess so. It has never got me
anywhere on time yet." Houston
Post,
With the Clerk'e Help.
'So your wqck Is monotonous, Is it?
Why don't you get a job In a shoe
store?"
Why there especially?"
'Something new going on all the
time." Pqstoq Transcrp,t.
,. H's Contribution,
'Have yoi) ever done anything for
the good of the community?" nsked
the solid; 'citizen.,
"Yes,1' replied' the weary wayfarer.
"I've just' done thirty days." Phila
delphia Record.
Advice end. a. ua.
''Glvlp-' somp wpp, a4vce," said Un
cle Ebcn, "remipds pap pf tryin' to dis
cipline my ol' mule wf a fence rail.
It tires put de giver and hurts da re
ceiver, but don't make ng real dlf
rupee." Washington Star-
Calling Hi. Bluff.
"It la fny highest wish," said ha very
fervently, "to pjake your life happy."
"Well, then," replied the dear girl,
'let us be friends once more and nev
er propose to me again." Bt Louis
Post-Dlspatcb.
Made Him Uneasy.
Bix J noticed you were very quick
to give up your scat In the street car
to that lady. Dlx Yes, since child
hood days I have never felt easy when
I saw a woman with a strap In ber
hand, Boston Transcript
Accurate Calculation,
'You told me the citizens of your
community would stand by you as one
man." said the campaign manager
"Yes." replied Senator Sorghum.
"And all the letters we have received
bring forward only a solitary voter
who is going to support you,"
"That's the one l had reference to."
Washington Star.
A Family Affair.
Papa and the three children were to
give mother a birthday gift The
youngest boy was chosen to make tbe
presentation address. He prepared It
very carefully and thus delivered It In
due season:
"Dear mamma, this gift Is presented
to you by your three children and your
one btisband."-Indlannpolls News.
BAD TEMPER.
li you have a bad temper curb
it. One ol the worst results of fre
quent bad temper is the sense of re
sentment it arouses in others. In time
it is likely to alienate from us love
that perhaps in later years wf would
give worlds to recall.
B.D. Fraley
Hore Ageing, Wag0IJ
M4'Rft Geffffal RePJIr
Work and all Work is done
-Neat trorjg and Guaranteed.
No Rick CQjf if
pnee Trief
RIVEjRVIEW
HOTEL
Ve Serve first filij nieals,
.lways.
Gopcf, Glea) tyqqnis and
hoard, liy Day, Week or
MRS D.M.GOEtCHJEN
Prop.
ust a ijjt Cautious,
?9hl have a tet&Mete, dear?:
,"lf It 'doesn't cosf fpp. pauc(i, Wlll'am.':
Baltimore American,.
Of poure Not,
"Women ufe hot vf bat the,y used tq
be." "pertatnly not. They jised tp be
girls."
Explosives.
No twq nations have the same laws
regulatlug the handling and storage of
explosives.
Asbgstija.
Tjie Hist qse of asbestos was in the
uinniifiK'turQ qf crematory robes top
tlje ancient Romans.
The pthine.
The Itiilne is only 000 miles long,
but drains a tprrifpry pearly donblq
the ai'tja pf Texas.
Collisions at gsa.
A'liout fH vvy pent qf fbe losses ql
vessels afld life u sea ore caused by
t'allsoni.
Her Ideal.
tDoliy-At liisf 1 have met wy tdeal-:
Hjid hearted, medest. patient, self de
nying.' but. alas, married! Daisy
Jipn't worry! iq woman ff(l) live long
w(i h such a frcaj! You'll gef a chanc
at hlpi.-New Yor)( Globe.
Try This.
Sponger (meeting an acquaintance)
Do you kpow, pld mim, I actually b
lleve that I'm losing my nerve? I'm
getting sq I bate to ask any one for 4
Ion 11. As soon as 1 saw you I began to
tremble. Boston Times,
lorn Exceptions.
Mother Remember, I've told yon
that If you 40 that agalp I shall whip
you. andl always keep my promises.
Fettle Jlinmle Huh! I've heard yon
tell dud a lot uf times that you'd never
speak to him again. Exchange.
Just Like Wgmsn,
Bpluks-Wbat made blm so annoyed?
Wiriks-He told bis wife she had no
judgment, and she just looked over
hliu criticaHy from head to foot, and
said she was beginning to realize It
London Telegraph.
, Couldn't Fool Him.
Teacher ito new pupil) Why did
Hannlliiil cross the Alps, my little
man? Little Man For the same rea
son as the hen crossed tbe road. Yer
don't catch me with no puzzles. Sob
urban Life.
Not a Dancing Floor.
"This apartment Is not big enough to
turn around In," said Mr. Groucher.
"You are not supposed to turn around
In It." replied the agent Icily. "We
lire letting apartments, not ballrooms."
-Washington Star.
Willing Demonstrator.
Itoseinnry 1 wonder how it feels to
l h.irt of s funny little mustache like
.yours. Thornton-1 can't tell yon very
w.-n. but 1 will cheerfully show yott
imw it feels to be In front of It
.Indue
, ACQUIREMENTS.
Every noble acquisition is attend
ed with its risks. He who (ears to
-ncountet the one must not expect
.0 oltlain the other. Metastasio,