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"In my youth, when I was teaching school in Slloain, I said one morning to a bright little fellow: " 'Tommy, my boy, if a family con sisting of father, mother and six chil dren should have a cherry pie for din ner how much would each receive?' " 'A seventh," the little fellow an swered. " 'Carefully,' said I. 'Remember, there are eight people.' " 'Yes, sir, I know,' said Tommy, 'but mother wouldn't take any for fear the others wouldn't have enough.' " New Orleans States. HOWARD K. ltl'KTUH - Answer sua rmemlrt. Luudv.lJo, Colm'Hdo. Bpuniiuoii priurs: Oold, tillvur. Lead. ft. Bold, Silver. Ifwi Gold. Jc: Zino or Copper. SI. Mailing envelopes a d fall price list tent on ajtpliciition. Control and (Tmpire workso loited. Buferuncet Olrbonate National Bank. A Wartime Fable. Once upon a Time a Big Boy walked up to a Little Boy and asked him for a Piece of Pie. The Little Boy refus ed, whereupon the Big Boy started to trounce Him, The little Boy, how ever, inflicted a mighty Beating upon the Big Boy. Rubbing his Bruises, the Big Boy smiled and said: "Little Boy, give me your Pie now and I won't fight you Any More." But the Little Boy held the Pie and the Big Boy had to go Somewhere Else for Some thing Else but Pie. Moral Sometimes you can get by diplomacy what you can't by fighting and then again, sometimes you can't, if you do the fighting first. Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the easiest to use. Not an Omission. Mrs. Benton tasted the savory mor sel she had carefully compounded in the chafing dish and looked at her husband somewhat apprehensively. Then she Baid: "Somehow it don't taste just as Mrs. Mink's did the other night. Yet I thought I remembered the recipe all right. I suppose I must have left something out." Mr. Benton tasted reflectively. "I don't think so," he remarked. Mrs. Benton's face brightened vis ibly. Then her husband continued: "There's nothing you could leave out," he said, "that would make it taste like this. It's something you've put in!" New York Globe. For 75 yearj Wright's Indian Vege table Pills have been their own recom mendation in conditions of upset stom ach, liver and bowels. If you have not tried them, a test now will prove their benefit to you Send for free sample to 372 Pearl St., New York. Adv. In the Realms of Credit. "When I left home as a lad," said Mr. Dustin Stax, "I had $10 in my pocket." "You'll never forget that day." "No sir. It's the only time I have felt that I could settle up on a mo ment's notice and be absolutely' sure my assets would cash In for more than my liabilities." Washington Star. YOUR OWN DKUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Itemedy for Red, Weak, Watery E.vea and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting just. Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Reasonable Argument. Road Cop You say that's your car? Tattered wretches like you don't own .cars! Seedy Driver I bought it five years ago, and haven't had the price of a suit since. May Migration. "Shakespeare speaks of moving ac cidents by field and flood." "Well, I suppose like most poets he had to move frequently and probably had a good many accidents to what little furniture he owned." SUCCESS- Depends Upon Your Training Our course! in Shorthand, Pen manshfp. Business Training and Telefrraphy will equip you for a successful business career. FALL TERM SEPTEMBER 7. BUSINESS COLLEGE. Fourth Street, Near Morrison, Portland. Or. We Guarantee Positions for All Our Graduates. Write Us, No Trouble to Answer. P. N. U. No. 36, 1914 WHEN writing ta adrartlaan, abase : Uam thia paper. OLDEST MOST MODERN GUTS New Invention May Revolutionize Moving Picture Business. Demonstration Recently Made In Lon don Seems to Prove That Long-Sought-For Machine Has Made Its Appearance. Last week there was demonstrated In London a new projector which will In all probability revolutionize certain departments of the moving picture trade. The Vanascope, which 1b the name of the new machine, is so con structed that the continual flicker, often so tiresome, is entirely eliminat ed. The machine has no shutter, and each picture, by means of rotary and oscillating mirrors, Is allowed to fade into the next, there being no mask line. Another advantage claimed for the new invention is that where an or dinary projector throws upon the screen a minimum of 16 pictures a sec ond, the Vanascope only projects four. By this means only 300 feet of film Is required to do the work that now requires a thousand, thus making the cost of production considerably less. The cost of lighting will also be con siderably reduced, a saving of 25 per cent amperage being possible. In America orders for Vanascopes are pouring In thick and fast, and so high ly do the critics on thU side think of it that it 1b expected that the machine will shortly be installed in all the prin cipal theaters In Great Britain and on the continent. Epigrams of Veteran Player. Thomas Santschl says that he has been greatly helped in his career as a picture actor by the wise advice of his friend the late Kyrle Bellew. Some of the beloved player's epigrams are as follows: "Affectation ie the chain that binds the average actor to mediocrity." "Stage tricks ' are fascinating weapons with which to fight for public approval, but they are boomerangs rather than sure shot rifles." "An actor of inferior native talent will triumph over his clever colleagues if he develops with more regard for art than bluff." "Never should an actor convey to an audience the suggestion that he is either looking at himself or listening to his own voice with fondest apprecia tion." "The actor should carefully discrim inate between two attitudes conceit and dignity the one is destructive, the other constructive." It would be an easy matter to name some screen actors who would do well to ponder the last two of these Bay ings. Mountaineer Life In Films. Another "Mary Pickford play" has been released. "The Eagle'B Mate" Is the title and it is by Anna Alice Chapin. As a novel it has been pop ular. The scenes are laid in the heart of the West Virginia Mountains, where some of the mountain folk are said to live by the rule that might Is right, and that to the strong be long the spoils. In the midst of these primitive surroundings Ane mone Breckenridge, a gentle, refined young girl, accustomed to all that wealth and culture can bestow, who has been kidnaped by one of the mountaineers, Is suddenly confronted with life In its most brutal and sav age form. At first she is appalled and disgusted as she sees the souls of men and women without the veneer which comes from the influence of civilization, but before long her ad miration 1b won by the underlying courage and heroism of the people around her, and in time she struggles with herself to adopt their standards as her own. Real Humor In New Comedy. "Tango versus Poker" is a new pho toplay comedy. It portrays that Jones' wife is tango mad, and when she de cides to give a tango party he fig ures he Is entitled to have a little poker game with Mb friends. After she leaves Jones' friends arrive. It being a dry town, Jones takes a baby carriage, In which to get the beer. Mr. Smith's maid takes the baby for an airing, and, meeting a policeman, leaves the carriage alone. While Jones Is in a store a mischievous kid changes the carriages, 'and Jones wheels home what he supposes to be a dozen bot tles of beer. Arriving home, Mrs. Smith's maid discovers, instead of the baby, 12 cold bottles, while Jones and his friends are amazed when they lift the carriage hood to find a cry ing Infant. Popular Leading Lady, Miss Ethel Clayton received a noti fication from the Onyx club, which has brancheB throughout the North west, that she was awarded second prize In its photo play favorite con test, she having received 25,000 votes. This makes the fourth club contest in which tbe leading woman has com peted and in all four she received first or second prize. Italian City Photoplay Center. Turin, Italy, Is one of the most Im portant movlng-plcture film centers in the world. Eight manufacturers are located there and practically all the manufacturers are represented. The most popular films Involve a love theme, or Indian or cowboy Incidents. Films of every mako In the world are shown there. COMEDY OF THE HOME HUMOR THAT IS VISIBLE ONLY TO THE LOOKER-ON. In Almost All Instance the One Who Dominates Is the One Who Most Emphatically Claims to Bs Imposed Upon. "Housekeeping develops the humor ous Bide of married life to an extent unguessed at by those who merely board. In a boarding house or hotel neither the husband nor the wife has a chance to assert that the other Is absolute master or mistress of the joint establishment. What is It, by the way, which makes humanity so anxious to prove Itself badly off? The contention for supremacy In suffer ing always seen between two persons who are , comparing woes or griev ances Is particularly conspicuous in the home. " 'If ever there was a man who was master of hiB own house, It is my hus band! He has everything just as he wants It, without any regard to my wishes,' pronounced the wife; but in his own declaration of his position he Is no whit behind the very chlefest apostle. " 'My wife is the, cock of the walk in our joint,' he informs you, and with an agreeable mixture of figures goes on to tell how he is henpecked. "The humor of the situation appeals to the bystander, at least, for any one who has given attention to the mat ter is fully aware that the men and women who dominate are almost al ways those who claim that they are down-trodden and imposed upon. The story of the man who was chased through the house by his wife with the broomstick and finally took refuge under the four-post bed Illuminates this, After he had been lying perdu for an hour or so he cautiously raised the valance and peered out. His wife stamped her foot. "'Get back under there!' she cried, but he asserted his rights. " 'While I have the spirit of a man,' he returned, with all the dignity he could muster In the circumstances, 'I will peek!' "One dares think after this that the man who had been brought into such subjection that he habitually spoke of 'our hat' was probably a veritable domestic tyrant and was clever enough never to let his wife find it out! "Although there Is a theory that men have more sense of humor than women, this may be questioned when household conditions are considered. Does a man laugh at his own discom fiture as a woman does? How would a man take the pleading of his wife for something 'like father used to make?' She has never tried it, but his longing has become a byword. What joy to the wife when he is hoist by his own petard! " 'My dear, these pies don't taste as mother's used to!' complained a hus band. 'They are good, of course, but not the sort I was fond of as a boy. Can't you do something to Improve them ?' " 'I'm afraid not, dear,' rejoined the wife sweetly. , 'She takes so much pleasure in making them for you that I would hate to iniimate to her that you don't enjoy them as. you once did!' "Did he smile? I wonder! But I am very sure his wife would have chuckled if the condition had been reversed." Christine Terhune Her rick, in Lippincott's Magazine. London Auto Accidents Few. "Skillful motor driving is one of the sights of London," said Henry Paul man of Chicago. "Collisions here are few, while in Chicago they are many. This Is because of the stringent re quirements for drivers' licenses in London and the absence of such re quirements in Chicago. The Btate oral examination in Illinois is farcical. Ev ery driver should be required to show by his acts ability to control a car in crowded streets. "They have a great device here in the shape of a street-flushing machine with a revolving squeegee In the rear. The squeegee causes the pavement to dry immediately, thus preventing skid ding. There are 3,500 motor buses and 9,000 taxlcabs on the streets of London, not to mention many varie ties of other vehicles mechanically driven, yet accidents are infrequent in view of the vastness of the metro polls. The motor buses at the Derby formed one of the finest features of the spectacle." Electric Chair for Rats. A novel device for electrocuting rats was rigged up recently by the crew of the railroad station at Fort Wayne, Ind. Not long ago rats entered the basement of the new station through the coal chute and gave trouble until the station men got together and con structed an electric chair especially designed for rats. The "chair" con sists of an Iron plate with a steel spike suspended above it, both the plate and spike being connected to the two wires of an electric circuit With the spike baited with a piece of cheese, the rodents which venture up the plate and reach upward complete an electrical circuit through their bodlea and thus become their own executioners. Electrical World. Not Yet. Church Has your boy made good at college? Gotham Not ret. He hasn't got on the baseball or football teams or la t Inning crew yet (DM till i V G)mMz. A BARRED WIFE FROM KITCHEN Man of Sudden Riches Has Strong Ob jections to Better-Half Mingling With the Servants. The stout lady struggled with dlffl :ulty into the railway carriage. "Ah," she gasped, "that door might ha' been made by 'Old Sam.' " She paused for breath, and then pre ceded to explain herself. "You see, 'Old Sam' was one of them :haps 'oo'd getten on. Went from a :hree-an'-slx cottage to a big 'ouse. But is missis wasn't used to a big 'ouse, md spent all 'er time in kitchen wi' t' servants. Old Sam didn't like this, but e never argued wi' wimmen. Now, she was stout, like me. So he takes her iway to Blackpool, and while they was iway he'd the kitchen door built up aarrer, so the servants could get in ind out, but not t'missis. Thut did 'er, that did." '"E'd what I call tac'," said a man jpposite. And all Bat lost In admiration of the tactful "Old Sam." Manchester Guar dian. Spraying. "Is your wife doing anything for the blight which is hurting her roses?" "She's spraying." "Praying! Does she expect the Lord to fool with insects when she could fix matters herself with some good spray?" "She is spraying." "Oh!" Information. Bacon I see a directory of the use ful minerals of the United States, tell ing where each may be found, has been issued by the Geological Sur vey. Egbert A directory which would tell us where to dig good fishing worms would be more useful. Great Age. "What are you talking into that graphophone?" "My class speech." "Class speech!" "I'm valedictorian of our corre spondence school. This record will be sent in turn to every member of the class." Misunderstood. "I thought you said Blowhard talked very rapidly on the platform?" "No, I didn't." "Why, you said he talked like light ning; I heard you." "Yes, that's what I said, 1 but I meant that he Bhocked everybody In the audience and stole several other lecturers' thunder." SURE THING. Little Boy Say, uncle, when you were traveling through the West did you scalp any Indians? Uncle Dick No, but I Bcalped many a railroad ticket Paw Knows Everything. Willie Paw, what is a conceited man? Paw A conceited man Is a fellow who keeps on gabbing about himself when you want to talk about yourself, my son. Higher Things. "I can't get to my bridge club In a bat that Is three weeks out of style." "I can't buy you a new hat this month. Better join some culture club my dear." Misapplied. "You know the sweet little girl the Bingles call Angel?" "Yes." "Yesterday she broke six windows j idA set fire to the hencoop." SELDOM IS TRUE REFLECTION Person W Sea Depends on What Mirror Ws Look Into, and Not All Ars Complimentary. "Here," said Mrs. Spastick, "is something that I have always said myself and now it is In the newspa per! One seldom sees one's true reflection In a mirror!" "Now there Is a real optimist!" ob served Swastlck. "1 have always want ed to think that! Every time I have looked at myself in a mirror during all these years of Bhaving and part ing my golden locks and trying on new hats and suits, I have had a sad, wist ful feeling on beholding my Image. I never knew what I sighed for! "All this time I have been worrying about the forbidding scowl that haunts my features through no connivance on my part, about the scared look of my ears and the Ulsterish disposition of my topknot. , "Now, it was not Apollo-llke beauty that I craved; It was only the com forting knowledge that I didn't really look Hike my reflection In the glass." 1 "One does not look the same In all mirrors," said Mrs. Swastlck thought fully. "There are some glasses that pake a person look beautiful. I would like to think that they are somewhere near right, anyway." "Well," said Swastlck, "I never saw a mirror that flattered me as much as others knock mo. There is a mir ror in the elevator that gives me a rather refined look, but most of them mock me in a very rude and impo lite manner, caricature me and bur lesque me. "Under this horrid arrangement I should think that ladles dressing for a ball would all want to eo over to the ballroom to dress by the ballroom mirrors, so they could know exact ly how they wero going to look at the ball. v "It seems a shame for a woman to dress by her home mirror, only to find when she gets to the ballroom that Bhe looks entirely different." "But," contended Mrs. Swastlck, "it isn't how she will look to herself in tbe ballroom mirror that bothers her. It is how she will look to the rest of the people at the ball. But If a woman can't tell how sho looks to other people by looking at herself in a mirror, how is she ever going to know? It Ja very unsatisfactory for a woman never to be able to know ex actly how she looks." "I suppose It would be better to know the worst," murmured Swastlck. Ears on Their Lens. David Fairchild, who has hunted the world over for nlana nf fwiinnmln value and Introduced them Into thlB country, has communicated some in tereBting facts about insects tn our National Geographic society, which has In turn given them to the public. He says the champion aeronaut is the king grasshopper, which has the abil ity to Jump one hundred times Its length and can sail for a thousand miles before the wind. Tho cricket Is described as a powerful slngor, Its shrill note sometimes being hoard a mile away. The males alone are musical, and the females listen to their melodious wooings with ears which are on their forelogs. Being bo musical, it would hardly be expected that they would be such fighters among themselves as thev are. or can. nibals, eating each other when there is not enough other food at hand The ants are described as communists because the individual interest is merged in the community. Theirs is a female rights colony. The workers are females, the soldiers are femaleB, the nurses are females, and there is one queen mother for them all. uhn lays all the eggs for the colony. The maies are hut mates for the young queena. The Christian Horald. Arc Light and Echoes. To improve the acoustic properties ot a large hall at the University of 111) nols an electric arc light was used to assist the investigators In locating the sources of sound disturbance. The acoustical nronerlios nf the room were wretched at the start, bul Dy a series of experiments within the auditorium Itself, following ' careful studies in the laboratory, the trouble nas been, practically, cured. Echoes wero located by meanB of an alternating current arc lleht beam from which, accompanied by the hissing sound of the arc, was directed to various parts of the room. The paths of the light reflections were traced and verified by the Bound. A complete acoustical Burvey was thuB made of the auditorium, resulting finally Jn the hanitlne of curt! nn and canvases in various parts of the room bo as to stop the reverberations. Ea gineering Record. Firs Chief "Mads Time." Fire Chief John Kenlon had a rather novel experience In reaching an early morning blaze recently. When tour alarms were sounded for a fire ot a yacht and engine plant at Morris Heights, In The Bronx, the chief hopped Into his red automobile and started for the northern borough. At Lenox avenue and 127th street the en gine "went dead." This didn't stop the chief, for he ran to the nearest "L" Btatlon and rode to the viaduct at Eighth avenue and 155th street, where he spied a private touring car. After waking up the chauffeur and flashing his badge he jumped In and was whisked up Sedgwick avenue, as he said later, hitting only the high spots, until be reached the fire. The chauf feur admitted It was the fastest clip he had ever driven, and added that his speedometer must have thought It Was Its birthday. New York Tribune. WOMEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TIRED May Find Help in This Letter. Swan Creek. Mich. "I cannot nnoalr too highly of your medicine. When tnrough neglect or overwork I get run down and my appe tite is poor and I have that weak, lan guid, always tired feeling, I get a bot tle of Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, and it builds me up, give me strength, and re stores me to nerfsrt health again. It is truly a great bless ing to women, and I cannot speak too highly of it I take pleasure in recom mending it to others." Mrs. Annib Cameron, R.F.D., No. 1, Swan Creek, Michigan. Another Sufferer Relieved. 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