FOUR
MORNING REGISTER, EUGENE, ORE., SATURDAY, DEC tt, 1925
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aa Heconil.ciaaa slattar
Publtatiari evary morning air-ant Monday.
Ulflra! Itnl.l-r Plix k. ta Willamette.
IIukIiiomi Matters
Addraaa all communiratluna and matt all
rmttlanoa payable to The Raslaler
Publtahtnf Company.
In rdarlnc r-hahfe of addreaa, aubsrrlb
ara ahoold alwaye give old aa vail aa
naw addraaa.
Eastern Business omen
Charlae K. Millar, 1:1 Klfth Av.nu.. Naw
York Cur; W. II. Stockwell. Faopla'a
Oaa UulMIng, Chicago.
Morning ItodMer
Datlvared by Carrlar, per wak....l .1
Dallvara.1 by Carrlar, par month to
lllvarvd by Carrlar, at montha In
advanca) t.SO
Dallvarad by Carrier, one year (Id
advanca) 1.00
Dellvared by Mall In lni County
ono yaar 4.00
Oulalda Lane County (In advanca) . , a.00
better off than the printer of pra
llnotype days at to leava hardly
a basis for comparlion.
Whatever addi to the produc
tive capacity of human being! l
of benefit to all, for It makea poa
slblo the satisfaction of more
wants.
Sunday Register
One yaar by stall (In advanca).
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aawe dlapatchaa credltad to It or Bot
othenrtee credited In tbla pa par, and
alao tha locai nawa pobllanad baralo.
AU rights of publication of apactsJ
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SATURDAY, DECEMBER S, I2S
. IX THE DAVS NEWS
Idaho la gladdened on torw
mas morning by the news of a
'1100.000.000 mining strike. Tha
With tlie Christmas rush ov.
the automobile owner turna to ac
quirement of his next year's li
cense. When he begins to study
ing application blank, he finds him
self facing a task approximately
equal to filling out his Income ttx
return.
First ha must state whether or
not he owni his car, and if not who
does. Then he must tell tho motor!
number and his last year'a license
number. After that, he must aiM
a lot of other Intimate history.
Then he must tell the number of
his title registration certificate,
and must state the type of lens
with which his car Is equipped.
That finished, he must tell whin
his lights were adjusted.
By the time the legislature meets
again. It will take so long to make
out an application for a license that
the car owner will find that tha
year is past and that he does nit
need one. There may be economy
In that, anyway.
-- ;
Oregon has a state market agent
lth salary and expenses of
course and semi-monthly or
thereabouts he sends out a mar
ketlng letter. Here
from the current issue:
Tbouaanda and thouaanda are leaving
Winnlrtf the Battle Against
Bright' Ductus
With Troper Care, 8iilliible Diet,
Heat In Bed and a Vacation
for tho Kidneys Ono Mny Soon
Conquer Urtglit's Malady
The Office Cat i"
cp7Tiibt im by Btfstr Aim mm
Xll'ST HAVM OVK IM.l'WONR
Nona It iwrlWi; whan ft man out urn w
fair It and Hunt Claua It ailtl balttvca
In statistic.
NEWS EVENTS OF THE D'AY FEAT UR
lly ROVAI, . rol'Rt.ANn, N IV
(t nlled Malta Krnadtr Irom New York)
runner Vmmlwlonrr o( llealttt
New Vaek I'lly
Kverybody, him a fear of llrlglit'j
uiuke. mat la one of the all
units wo all dreuil. It la proh
able our feeling
la not juatirie.l
by the actual
facts. With
proper care and
aiiiiuble diet, the
majority of kid
ney ailments run
be controlled, if
not actually
cured, provided
the treatment In
started early
enough.
Kidney ill
senuea ll e g I n
with congestion.
The first factor
111 nil llifliimmn.
tSJs7&CDPcUH utloiKi la conges
tion an over-supply of blood. Them
ran be no Inflammation v. ilium!
congestion. I'nlena It Is speedily
relieved, then,, we must regurd
congestion with some anxiety, be
cause it may end In real disease.
The beginning of llrlght's dlseusd
is called "active hyperemia." or
"acute congestion.' In the In
fectious or contagloun diseases, or
after exposure to cold, there may
be severe Kidney congestion, 'i ne
ograns become swollen and tender.
I'nless promptly attended to.
there may develop actual Inflam
mation of the kidneys. Then vo
are dealing with. acute llrlght's disease.
The cause are the name as lhos
which produce active hyperemia
Is en extract!- ;.,, , ,.,',.,. r,.-,.
m
Mn'a M of bilM la K,Wa fUUd with
a,tla nntl worn it.
".totm." hM wlfa mnkttX wltn ha rtt
hums ui I u'olivK hi Hi tnotnUiK, !'wIiia
Uv you
"in t'onle-irnh," h ten, mttl h
hntlM't lit ltrt lo ttvlt hint wlml Iim.I
TI iWl to lnv
Itut oh how fcmr
To tov , Mlrl -
And thn nut tinr.
Karly tralnlnir m.ni much mut nn
WonUvr what klntl of rntll
pimyrX wtih n ItiUni, f
Thr' n,nr thtt on way to ikln
cat." thought ttt MUM'itiaKr,
Another vtat Kitv.! by wontan
th ntat ol iiiatrttnuny.
New York man rarrlut llqtiof In hl
brir ra. II vail II hit quart fullo.
Thra iiotry lu tra. but thr
ahoultl b tuor tit It In ( bankvla.
WhU itany youn women t not
oa at Pitt with aityihlllir ) I ha it n
carwvr, th tlpbon operator at ut-
turirtl with what you utiffit, can
'calling.'
Don't worry in with tomorrow.
1 tot bill' to pay ItMlay.
Tomorrow I anotbra aorrow,
For my bill I II Ult to pay.
Poriprly Amvrlran OotlitM only
xkv work and car. Now thwy loU
wintr. alo.
simple disease as tousllitls, chronic
indigestion and certain skin til
ls lead and sliver, and mxJ
will ettSs lnay result In kidney
lu.
leave unless condition chance. Farm- ,
volvement.
ounces of silver to the ton.
niiminnrv tpu indicate that lt' hu. ....p 1 "IO" . "r symptom oi
' "7, . i Ym 7 j 7. 7 acute urtirnt s aisease la dropsy.
may run 53 per cent lead and 60 j 'moai fr trad markets. unhiThe yelids, the cheeks or tho an-
" . ' v, " "M M'" Kles may be swollen. On preiwure
r , w" oi tne ringer, a dent is lert which
That 1. a fine Christmas pre,- flrr TKT h. c."rp:ii ! Vr'X oJ ofTeW?., a".1:
ent for Idaho, and her sister states; .ut. if h. ,. , ,h, m., ,h.ra ni rl,0,tlXmZ
'l ne rejoicing la
It Is evident, after perusing this
rejoice with her.
genuine, for we are learning out
here the highly Important lesson
that whatever adds to the develop.
mem of one section aids materially
In the growth of all.
Realization . of this fundamental
fact masks a long step from tha
old days of sectional jealousy.
MFrom the Morning Register, De-
cember 26. 1906).
Speaking of mining strike.
- Baker county la jubilant over the
discovery of great copper ledge,
with Incidental values in gold that
are' highly important. All Ore
gon Is pleased at the news, marl:
lng again a great advance since the
days of narrow sectionalism, when
other counties would have been
iealoua of Baker's rood fortune. -
Eugene celebrates ' with Baker,
for Eugene has ambitlona to he a
.real city and realizes that the
ambitions can be gratified only If
the whole state of Oregon contin
ues to grow and develop. .
Incidentally, these strikes prove
'what mining men Jiave always
contended that the mineral wealth
of our hills has been only scratch
ed. No one can say what the fu
ture holds In the .way of mlnlnj
development In this region. Blue
River and Bohemia will someday
hum again with Industry.
Millions of people of middle
age and over commented yester
day morning, we venture, on the
change in the contents of Christ
mas stockings since a few decades
ago. Time was when the children
expected only a few simple toys.
Now they expect and got a mul
titude of costly gifts. The con
tents of one average stocking yes
terday morning would have been
ample for a large family a gener
ation ago.
The usual comment is that this
marks a rising tide of extrava
gance. Not necessarily. It marks
something vastly more significant
a great growth In the average
' wealth of the people of the Uni
ted States. The costlier gifts of
today- are far easier to buy than
were the simple gifts of a gener
ation ago. ,
show evidence of dropsy,
r.xcept in a very severe case
there is little, if any fever. Theru
tnav be sicknM nt thn KlnniNph
muuKira tne state marxet agent is and occasional attacks of vomiting.
I paragraph, that one of the corn-
engaged in marketing Is bull.
I Early Days In Eqgene
kerslstent headache and twin acroaa
the back are other symptoms com
plained of by some.
A mild form of. acute Brlgbt's
disease. or -acute nephritis, as It
' Is called, may not be serious In
.nn.l if llu)f The. ......1.1.. . . 1.
ever, there are complication! which
are liable to add to the unhappl-
Dr. and Mrs. C. C. McCornack nipueiHv nnmtmmik nn.i
are here from Portland, having tuna- disaa. nr. nm (n- . u-.
spent Christmas with Mrs. McCor-; If there is a persistent nenhritlj
nack's parents, Mr. and Mrs. F.
M. Wllklns.
Born. lil Eugene. December Si,
1906. to Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Con
don, a daughter.
Born. In Eugene. December 22,
1906, to Mr. and Mrs. Clarence B.
Parker, a son. ,
Born. In Olenada. December 12,
1906, to Mr. and Mrs. Charlea Hart
ley, a son.
The Friendly fuketball team
will go to Medford and Grants
Pass for a series of games In those
cities. .
Clarence Simon went to Port
land yesterday for a short visit
with hip grandpa:
Rev. O. E. McDonald, pastor or
the United Brethren church, who
has been quite 111 la reported to
be convalescing.
Daily Lesson In 'English
By W. U. Gordon
Give the credit for that to. sci
ence and invention and the growth
of industrial efficiency. All these
things add to the wealth and well
being of every Individual.
The workers of James Watt's
time feared and hated the steam
engine, for they thought they saw
In It a thing that would rob them
of employment by displacing tho
power of the human muscle. The
power loom gave rise to tha same
uneasy fears, and so did the cottoa
gin.
' But the fears were groundless.
The steam engine, the power loom
and the cotton gin, along with the
thousands of other labor-saving
machines that followed them, ben
efited the worker tremendously
Instead of taking the bread out
of his mouth.
- Words Often Misused: Don't say.
"All kind of trophies were on dis
play." ' Say "kinds." ...
Often Slispronoonced: History.
Pronounce hls-to-ri, the "o" as in
"no," and not as "hta-tri."
Often Sllsspellcd: Grammar, not
"mer."
Synonyms: Safe, secure, sure,
protected, Invulnerable, Impreg
nable. Word Study: "Use a word three
times and it is yours." Let ua In
crease our vocabulary by master
ing one word each day. Today's
word: Fervid: burning: ardent; In
tense. "His fervid words impressed
the throng." .
Nubbins of Wisdom
Gathered by C. E. Carlisle.
In the publishing Industry, the
Invention of the linotype machine
caused vast uneasiness among print
era. , Here was a single machine
that would do the work of a dozen
hand compositors. It looked bad.
But the printer of today, when
clever-machines have almost total
ly displaced the movable type that
was set by hand, are so much
The Plan
The plan, like a rosebud Is open
lng there,
Each petal a . miracle, fragrant
iair;
To touch It and mar It I do not
dare s
To have It in perfect bloom to share
I numhly work and wait.
I.ucy Helen Pearson in Christian
Science Monitor.
see
"An ounce of performance la
worth a ton of complaint." Theo
dore Roosevelt. .
a a
Worth Their Salt. "Do oil the
women of your intellectual ad
vancement organization make
speeches?" "Oh no, the most use
ful oneB make tea and sandwiches."
The Christian Register.
"To know whom you worship,
let me see you In your shop, let
mo overnear you in your trade;
let me know how you rent your
houses, how you get your money,
how you keep It, or how t is spent.
The sacramental test of your
rellplon Is not your Sunday Idly
spent, not the words of David or
of Jesus that you repeat; It Is
your week-day life; It Is your
works, and not your words."
Theodoro Parker.
a a e
"The lovo of tho desert Is a very
deep and a ,very beautiful thing.
For political purposes 6ne of these
doscrt chiefs was urged to give up
his residence In tho open and arid
doBort and come to live In the
town. Tho grenter comfort and
luxury to be found in the town
wero pointed out to him as con
trasted with the hardships and
lonllness of the desert: but the old
chief did not see It that way. 'In
tho town' sald.he, 'I have no doubt
that I shall find all the things
which you describe but nut here
in the desert I have my family
nnd my goato, great distances and
God.' " Paul W. Harrison In "Tho
ArK at Home."
By giving the right attention
early enough an acute Brtght'a di
sease may be controlled. The first
necessity is to keep quiet Rest In
bed is ersentlai.
The theory of treatment Is to
take oft the kidneys all the work
it Is possible to turn to other or
gans. To this end the bowels and
skin are called on to work harder.
An open bowel and free sweating
are important.
. The milk diet Is a favorite pre
scription. Milk diluted with car
bonated .water . or lime water Is
frequently the order of the doctor.
Don't get sacred to death If you
are told you have a touch of
Brlght's disease. With care on
your part you will fully recover.
-
I Answers to Health Queries . I
8 3,
Muggy. Q. What will correct
round shoulders?
2- How can a person get taller?
3- How can one decrease lo
height? '
Answer. Exercising, and walk
ing erect.
S- This cannot be done by med.
leal means. f
3. This cannot be don by med
ical means.
a a a
M. M. Q. What do you advise
for the face when It Is chafed
continually?
Answer. This condition may be
due to eczema. Try applying zinc
ointment night and morning. Send
self-addressed, stamped envelope
ior full particulars, and repear
your question.
Copyright l5t. Br
Nawapapar Feature Harrlce, Inc.
TheosophlHts Have Anniversary
MADRAS, India. Dec. 25. The
celebration of the 60th anniversary
of the foundation of the Theoso
phlcal society opened today at the
society's headquarters at Adyar.
near Madras, with an attendance
of about 6000 delegates represent
ing 37 national ties from all parts
of the world. In her openirjr ad
dress, Mrs. Annie Besant, the 78-year-old
president of the society,
emphasized her belief in the un
derlying unity of the world's great
religions. Jlnarajndosa, the vice
president, stressed the conception
of theosophy or literally trans
lated, "divine wisdom" was the
root of all great religions.
Tour Killed In Ixm Angelm
i Br Tha Aaaoclatad Praia)
1,08 ANGELKS. Dec. 26. Four
persons were killed and several In
jured In automobile accidents
wnritttmas eve and today In I,os
Angeles and nearby communities.
(MOTHERS
I AND TBBUB CHILDREN (
Our Rpntlom Bathroom
One Mother Bays:
I think ell children tltto to play
with a wot ran and wator. I fitted
up a box with cloths, cleaning
powder and brunhoi and let the
children take turna keeping tho
bathroom Immaculate. They prldo
themselves in doing It nicely and
each one tries to mako It look bet
ter than it waa tho previous week.
"Know thyself." th m Wlar..
at)t tha bM wy to lo that la to marry
om woman wltct duaatt't tulttJ taUlog
tha truth.
fUadlnff tha lllbla In tha publl
school may ba all rifhf, but Ufa ut
U tn tha pulpit firat.
The ranaon wtmo' mtada ara rlm
la that thtr rhajtc Ihrm at oftau
Itaay doal Ha a lima) la aoU thtra. ,
It Un't what a Klrl nnowa trul
bothari us, but how sha Isarnanl It.
Tha drug storaa wilt not soil you
carbolic arid any mora unlsa you tall
what you Inttnd to in lata ha It for.
"Malta America musical." Is slosnn.
You mlitht do tt by making tha (:
torlas hum.
Thai (ham-
I HI) attend tha circus.
But. oh. If seems to ma
Tha clowns arnt near a funny
Aa what they need " to ba.
It b "tay 'r a fflri t flssct a tina
want. Ilr dllTlrnll problem la UBdla
"I know a girl named I.nnlaa who Ij
ro mt she won't ajo nun ring because
alie might find bear tracks."
liany a man baa married to get i
helpmata and got a spend -all Instead.
In a
That
A man waa ground to death
sugar crusher In Phllsdalphla.
would ba a sweet death. .
Ona 'werktng honey-be
whola swarm of mayha'a.
worth a.
V.'
Orlarlnr with othara halpa to'Hshla.l
aur own srlata. ....... j
Bouquet of Anecdotes
Making Certain
A certain well-known financier
Is a great believer In punctual
ity, and on a recent occasion,
when an early fornoon confer
ence was In prospect, -which he
had to come to town to attend,
he so impressed a -page boy with
the Importance of calling hrm
early that the boy decided des
perate measures wore needed.
Hence, at an unearthly hour,
there came a prodigious hammer
ing on the financier's bedroom
door and a voice called loudly:
"Parcel for you, sir!"
Wonderlntr what the parcel
could be. the financier took It In
and. seated on the edge of his
bed. unwrapped it. Imagine his
indignation upon reading the
neatly printed placard it contained:
"Nearly time to get up."
Matchlnn
After serving a customer with
bread, the baker returned to his
van. As he put his basket aboard
he noticed a poorly dressed man
standing with one hand on tho
wheel. (
"What do you want?" he asked.
The man made no reply as he
held up his hand, disclosing a
match.
"What are you going to do?"
asked the puzzled baker.
The man yawned, pulled him
self together, and then, with an
effort, spoke:
"It's alt right," he said In a tired
voice. "I'm only holding this
match to your wheel so that when
you start It'll strike.''
a a . a
A CnraMi Hull
Two Cornish miners coveted a
cow which belonged to a neighbor
and laid plans tn steal It. On thnlr
cnosen nignt, it nnppened that a
traveling player with a -trained
bear had asked for and obtained
lodging at the neighbor's houso.
The owner put the cow In a shed
In order to give the bear the run
of the barn. Tho thieves arrived.
ono went to secure the cow, while
the other watched. A clamor of
cries and blows come from tho
barn. The noise filled the night
nnd the lookout cried: "Hae gotten
Mm, Tarn?" The horror of tho un
known was In Tarn's voice as hn
replied. "Hao gotten 'Im? Nayl Kes
gotten Ji
a a
Wtiem Words Failed
The new guard wns not familiar
with a certain railway run in
Wales. A station came which re
joiced In the name of Uanfnlr
fcchanywlllgngcrych. For' a few
minutes ho stood looking at tho
signboard in nuito helplessness.
Then, pointing to the board and
waiving his othsr arm toward the
carriages, he called out f to tho
passengers: "If there's anybody
there for hero this Is It."
e a '
Oot It At last '
A mountaineer school teacher
corrected a hoy who had said, "1
ain't gwine thar."
"That's no way to talk. Listen: I
am not going thoro; thou art not
going thorei ho is not going thoro:
we are not going thoro; you nre
not going there: thov are not trninir
there. - Do you get the Idea?"
"Yessur. They ain't nobody
gwine.'.'
see
QwU Proper ' .'..,
Customer (to delicatessen store
proprietor): Look here, I found a
button In that salad you sold mo.
Proprietor: Or course, mnrtnml
That was part of the dressing.
?k!' w 4 will .
Clurcnco Dnrrow. in n dchnte nt Princeton University with
Senator Lcnroot, decliired tlie World Court a foe to freedom.
Olyinpin Miirri, freed of Hie slaving of .lolm ll:i(iiiio, a miiN
rieti mini won, mii iuii .i. wiih nie iiiiui'i' in per imuy, luis a
rosciuo liiuire onereii nrr. Mrs. Jiihi'iIhi winlucv, wcnllhv
Itenrcscntntlvo J. A. Gurncr. from Texas, ndn Leo Salter- ""'y ,,r.N,MV U IT ".f,,'ri''1 . '"'"I'l Olympia
1 p 1 rti.. 1- 11 ii) ....... .1.1:..... mil IwF linliv nnd nlluw Ansa Mmcti tn cuiilirin,. In.r ..,.:.
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IfSSOllS,
white. Speaker of the Texas House of Representatives, clashed
at a heonnfl in wasiunaton wucn earner cnnrcn 1110 cx
penscs "bf the Texas dciefia lions, urging tho repeal of tho
federal death tax, were paid by Texas tax clubs. Mrs. Horace)
Dodge, of Detroit, escaped death when tier car turned over
at JVcst Palm Bench, flu,
Li SU! nail 111
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Victor A. Dclamere, pf Dorchester, lln.ss,, believes he has tlio
longest soup strainer in the country. It measures over nine
inches, and he expects it will some day develop into a real .
uvwtaclia, - --.i..i
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CIO. BKODEXeiCsC . KABTVEW, DU HEiiaT VttOtfiS XOOC1-CJ
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Nicholas Lndovsky arrived nl
Ellis Island, New York, onl
to find himself held there
pending legal adoption by K.
It. Boggs, Aincriciiii nee of
the Lafayette Escadrillc, who
j picked him up ubroad.
Grave conrt-rn is felt far 11
Queen Mother Mnrjjlicnta
li,.l irrnvclv ill f"-1"1' 1
timo. ,.. nt Home. HunninJ
tiigh tcmpmiline. her conl
tin rcoiiircs the const.
presence of physicians a
nurses.
lilairra? t.faMn'sa'aiaMjf,.
IRODEROT, B lE'AS'J! S'HUlCt,.VlrADIJfe.CAVlTZrN.B.
Sir Brodcrick, Hartwcll, (lie rum running baronet of Eng
land, who sct'out two years ago to reap a fortuno defying
the U. S. anti-litruor laws, has 'been driven into bankruptcy
by the American dry navy. Dr. II. T. Moore, of Dartmouth,
has been inaugurated president of Skidmoro College, Sara
toga Springs, N. Y., a leading institution for women. For
mer Governor R. P. Bass, of New Hampshire, will seek .the
seat of Senator George IL Moses next Fall. Prince Vladimir
Galitzine of Russia, former confidante of the Grand Duke
Boris, is in New y orny on a mission shrouded in secrecy,
y-.
nf nn unwed ni"H
,.. i:iii.t nm-
I'SPV. 1 llr 111 . .
v( For fifty 'dollar's, this little offspring
w"s 801,1 ?. lW . Z.: the sale
cnus resuneo in an iiivcsiikiiu""
purchase by tho woman ubovc. . . ;, ,