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MORNING REGISTER, EUCENE, ORE., SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1925
"MERRY OLDSMOBILE," RELIC OF '97, STARTLES EUGENE
Ancient Gas Buffpy, Reincarnated by F. F Calkins Motor Co., Speeds Through Streets,
Kickinjj Up Its Heels Before Its More Modem Sisters
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Here's How Automobiles Ixokctl Vlien You Wcro KM
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War Son or Merry CMds
Too, who selfishly construe
That the road-was made for you,
And, reuardleiw of your fellows, -Through
the traffic , madly
prance:
I advise, before too late.
Your Ideas to moderate
And give ye Merry Oldsmoliile a
much belated chance. -
The above wheedling roundelay
Is not a paraphrase of the famou
catchy melody entitled "In . My
Merry Oldaniuulle." but rather la
It the frteefu! refrain of the ancient
"Benilne buRity" which suddenly
came to life last week nnd chortled
down the main drag redolent of ex.
haust and clattering but the echoes
of another day and age. ..
And with the clamor of its one
lung, pulmotnred back to life by
Doctor Bill Brer.nk-k, mechanician
of the K. E. Calkins r,!j;molIIe
agency and Its gizzard nmrtionim?
as In the days of yore, this little I -i., .,..., .v,. ,v,..,,.w..,.
curved-dash road loutm pursued a ; Housewives attracted by the unns
dizzy course up and down Will- I ua) commotion as the rello sped by
amette street. Krldriy.' weavrnp In rushed to their doors and looked
and out among thp proud, and i the wrong way so great was the
SV..Z.au '"'"ohlles and loudly pro- speed of the newly resurrected one
claimina; its right to a place In the 'lunger while to the occupants of
sun and In the crowded mart. And
there were broad grins on the faced
of pedestrians as Bill steered the
horseless carriage along the thor
oughfare while choppers rushed
from the stores as the uproar of the
noisy little vehicle reach,! their
cars. It was a trlmuphai Tattl
demonstration which greeted the
driver as he gripped the lever and
meshed his steed Into high gear the
whlle pedestrians realized a new
burst of speed as the strange ap
parition .bore down upon them.
"How fast Is she going. Hill'
gasped his solitary passenger as the
machine gained new momentum
and he clung perilously o the
seat rod as the buggy careend at the
turn and chugged up Tenth ave
nue. 'Oh. about- fifteen-twenty."
gleefully announced the pilot as
he let- her out another notch. A
vagrant dog emitted a howl and
dashed for cover ns the clangor
Uncreased white a chicken (feath
ered, species) started across the
street emitted a feeble squawk and
the car the rows of houses looked
like streaks of mottled paint.
This quaint pioneer of the motor
world dates back to the era of 1S9T
and the model Is one of the first 20
turne,) out by the Olds Motor
works. Through some trick of leg
erdemain or other magic. Mr. Tal
king assembled enough of obsolete
tires to equip the wheels and then
Mr. ltrennlek worked some mir
acle in coaxing its mechanism to
function ns It did In the days of
yore. In that early period the
hapless owner of a benzine buggy
faced many vicissitudes. Hope
fully he would fare forth upon the
road with visions of a happy tour
in the open. Dejectedly he relumed
home with his cantankerous con
traption In tow of a farmer's wagon
the while horses along the route
snorted In excess of fright over
the strange device and ran' with
much earnestness and enthusiasm
from the scene.
And this old, clattering vehicle
can chortle with all the vigor of it.
one-lunged capacity; It has the
laugh on the modern automobile
with all of its refinements and
fancy flxln's for It beat them to the
gasoline and can sM III hit a faat
pace, albeit it Is an echo of the re
crudescence of all early motor Ills.
Do Your Christmas Baking Early
Pone i T.l""!, P"d,!.nf .,. ' ' i ln PIace and alea" hours or bake
Pour 1 cup of scalded milk over ; a very slow oven ahm.t s h,,
1 pint of bread crumbs taken from
the center of a stale loaf of bread.
When cool, add cup eugar, 1
tablespoon salt and 4 well-beaten
est? yolka. Then add ft pound
chopped suet, mixed with ft cup
blanched and chopped almonds, ft
pound seeded raisins and ft pound
washed and dried currants. Then
. add 1 teaspoon each nutmeg and
cinnamon. .1-3 teaspoon cloves,
and 1-3 teaspoon mace and 4 stif
fly beaten egg whites. Steam 4
hours. Serve with hard sauce or
with any desired liquid sauce.
Apple Pudding
Pan $ ounces of fine suet, 6
ounces of tart apple and 4
ounces of citron through the 'food
chopper together. Add 6 ounces
of washed and dried currants, 1
teaspoon salt, 6 ounces sugar and
6 ounces of fine bread crumbs.
Mix well and add 6 well-beaten
egg yolks, dilute with the juice
and grated rind of one orange.
Fold ln 6 stiffly-beaten egg whites.
Steam about 6 hours in a large
mould. Serve with hard sauce or
any favorite liquid sauca.-
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. Dr. Langworuiy's . Jbamous Fruit
lane
Wash and cream 1 pound . of
buuer, aad 1 pound of brown
sugar gradually. eat in li egg
yoiKS, beaten until light anu
. jemon-cotored. and foia in 12
sutxiy-beaten egg whites. Add x
cup wiiue grape juice, 6 poundb
oi seeaea raisins, 4 pounds 01
wasneu and ar.ed currants,
. pounds ol xlneiy-snredued enron,
Z pounds of cceines, z pounds 01
candied apricots and 2 pounds ot
cnopped canaivd pineapple. Mix
wea. Add 1 pound of flour
silted wun 1 teaspoon cinamon, 1
teaspoon cioves and z graied nut
meg, 'lurn Into buttered deep
pans, lined ' with buuered paper
und cover wita buuered payer,
bieam fi hours and then bane 1
Hour in a very siuw oven.
Wlille Fruit Cake
Cream z-a cup outier and add
grauuai.y, 1 7-6 cups mtteu Jioui,
luutea and siiicU wita .xeaspuuji
buu.1, aud one-liait - utuitrapoun
lemun juice, neai tj egg wanes
uuui HUii, men gradually add
cups Mined potvuereu sugar aim
combine wun tuu iirst jmxiu.e.
'men add i4 cup cund.ed cn&r
re, 1-4 cup Dluiiclied and siueu
ueu aimouus una cup immy
m.ced citron, antie n a d uttered;
deep caKepan. lined wun u uttered
paper, about one hour.
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Orange Cako
Mix 2 egg uiri.s, tablespoonB
orange jUiue, grated ram 01 1
uiaitge unu ft lutitcspuun lemon
juicu una ueuk UlKit tiwctc. auu I
cup ugar giuuitan, oca. ins !
HiU uit cfag-beu..er. roid ill 2 I
' H.uiiy ueuicii CKg wiiues. ( Mix I
anu Li 1 cup iToUi', 4fpoaiin j
: pMtk.ug powuer unu iviMpuuii
' nail, x'neii silt 'a or 4 uuie, j?uiu j
ituu tiia cuku iiiixiure. Jrut ltno
u uuueieu cuku pail anu - baKe
ubout nuur hi a jiiudcruie oven.
tpm and put oruuge cream tilting
uuiweeu uiu layers anu cover top
uuu s.des witn uiuuge irosung,
SoU Jumbica
Cream cup uut.or, add 1 cup
sugar, l feeli-ucaiun egg, ft cup
hour cream. y teaspoou soua unu
2 cuus anted liour. Add a lew
- cutaway seeds if desired, Drop
irom tip of spoon on greased pun
' uuu buae in u siuw oven.
Plain Fruit Cake '
Cream 1 pound buuer, add 1
pound itgni orown augur gtudu
uiiy and ueut well. Aud U weil
buaten etig yoihs und mix weil
ana tola in s silfny-beaien 688
wltues. Aud 2 tablespoons miia,
X pounds wushed and dried cur
rants, H pounds seeded and
cnuuped raisins ft pounu
bluncned und shredded almonds,
1 pound thimy-sliced curon und 1
pound slued Hour, sifted nguin,
with t teaspoons mace, 2 tea
spoons cinnamon and 1 teaspoon
oda. Put in buuered pan, cover
with buuered paper, tie securely
Mock Mince Meat
Mix 3 pints chopped apples with
3 pints chopped green tomatoes
and drain. Add 4 cups brown
sugar, 1 34 cups vine gar. 3 cups
raisins. 3 teaspoons cinnamon, 1
teaspoon cloves, teaspoon all
spice, teaspoon mace, tea
spoon pepper and two tea
spoons salt, and bring gradually to
the boiling point. Simmer gently
3 hours and then add cup but
ter. Turn into sterilized Jars and
seal.
Banbury Tnrts
Filling: Finely chop cup
raisins and 4 rigs. Put the raisins,
figs and ft cup currants in a
double boiler with 2 tablespoons
water. Cook over hot water 20
minutes. Add 4 tablespoons
orange juice. Mix 2 teaspoons sift
ed flour and 1 cup sugar and add
to the first mixture. . Cook about
20 minutes. Remove from fire
and add ft cup chopped walnut
meats. Pastry: Work .cup
hard vegetable shortening Into 3
cups sifted flour and then make a
stiff dough with Ice water. Roll
and cut in 3-inch squares. Put 2
teaspoons of the filling In the
center of each square, moisten
edges with Ice water, fold over,
making a threecornered tart.
Press edges firmly together. Make
2 or 3 little slits in the top of each
tart. Brush with milk. Dako in
a quick oven about 20 minutes.
Place a lace paper doily ln a wil
low basket and arrange the tart
in the basket. Wrap with red
tissue paper and decorate with a
sprig of holly and narrow green
ribbon.
Looking Forward to
Avoid Christmas Rush
"ho now is come our , Joyfut'st
feast
Let every man be Jolly.
Each room with Ivy leaves Is
dressed,
And every post with holly."
Get ready for Christmas now.
Why postpone it until the eleventh
hour; then rush frantically from
shop to shop, Jostling the crowds,
standing in line to be waited on,
finding assortments broken, and
finally snatching - an lnapproprl-
If you will stop, LOOK and
listen you may not have to
own up that an accident was
the fault of your faulty vi
sion. Have your eyes ex
amined regularly. Learn
eye-hygiene.
Dr. Koijal Qick
OPTOMETRIST OPTICIAN
Next Door to First National Bank
878 Willamette St., Eugene
"The man who will not
roallxo the truth about
Ills eyefl may miffer a
clouded future.'
ate and expensive gtrt because wo
couldn't find anything better.
And that isn't all. We mall the
package late: it Is congested ln the
malls and arrives a few days after
Christmas at the same time with
the Ind.gestlon and reaction.
Granted! Christmas. Merry
Christmas, has developed Into an
awful bug-bear. Trouble is, our
love Is the maximum, our purse
the minimum, "and never the
twain shall meet'" max! and mini.
Still we must face the issue. De
cember twenty-fifth Is as Inevit
able as "the Ides of March." To
face it takes courage, common
sense and cash. Might as well
take the bull by the horns and
twist a very trying situation Into
a reasonably successful one. Here's
a recipe for that kind of a Christ
mas: First take stock of all the
friends you would like to remem
ber with a gift. Consider It
"watered stock" and squeeze out
the water. That Is, send to three
fourths of that list a Christmas
card with a warm, true sentiment
on it even such as glows in your
heart of hearts for them.
Of course, that is disappointing
to you. You did want to give to
John and Jane and Hue a gift com
mensurate with your regard for
them. But it sn't all a calamity.
Christmas Is a holiday which
makes the whole world kin. Ten
chances to one they are feeling
toward you just as you are feeling
toward them; and will thank their
YOU WILL APPRECIATE
OUR
75c Sunday Dinner
Mnsie by the Vagabond
from 6 to 9 P. M.
Ye Towne
Shoppe
lut'ky inr (hut you didn't b'.vo
ilium n prwioht whim they couldn't
ittv. "no to ynu. If you don't
olillKnto A fi'lrud, tliul' mimo
llilntt. Hut do not out out tlto clilldri'ii,
tlio uttt'd, tlto loni'ly ur liuii.ll
cnii'd. T!h children why. ld'
(liini. t'hrlHimus In tlivlr day. And
thu uirod, tlx) lonoly, und tha
linndtenird whut ln mor
IiIi'imx'iI Unin to Iii'Iiik Joy to ihvmT
To (ilvt n i-hlld inin'tli'iil ro
cntN In not onouKh. Ktioh child
i-hould hnvo nonic "fun incwnln,"
l'iic hii no i"lu Ion to 111' lull.
Hit' rivco-nl doll, wi ll the In-hl
red drHH, inuiiy K vi' muro imi.uio
t liu ii ilin f.vo dollar coiiiiilontcd
COIIII'UlltlOII.
All your ttlfm. however kiiiiiII
mid It In n pity to htivo Iheni over
espeimlve hollld lie well chiwen.
In nnytlilni: more henrl-reiidlnw
i lui n to hnve Jninen Mow hluineK
on huyliiK you ii drill unt purplu
diem, when you no much wiinird a
uu.et one? Oe to have denr Aunt
I.ohellu lie you up (or llln to it
heiivv. over-oinnte tcn-rei, when
vou had your eye on n really nr
tlnlle one? A Itood plutl.'tn nuch
Imtllinlc ennen. In to (live II pren
enl of dinfi on the-niore. Thin
in nceonuillxhed hy iniik. nii u do
ponlt ut the ntoie with the uuiler
mnnil'liK thill the re.-elver In lo e.
led Ilia own Kttt.
For the wife, the prolilenl nu
preuie In. nhn. to itlve to "him."
The fnml'y money In hln money,
lie enined It. und ho needn It, und
to upend It will not ttWi htm Joy
und vet . . . oh, It In nuch u prob
lem." Then there In the other cone,
when Janien can no ennlly net
evervthliiK he wuntn nnd doe
und whut can .a devoted wife ttlvo
him which will reully make n
rtpple on the Biirfuce of htn merri
ment? ' ...
For nuch home", one or the
nicest thlmin to do for him. In to
ninke the duy hln duy. Make n
funa over him: decora r the houne
for him: drew our prcitiom for
him: hnvo the table chiirmlni: und
nerve for dinner the th nun he
liken best. On place enrdn write
flttliiK quo'utionn hreuthttiK home
swuctnesn und Chrlntmnn Joy. Slip
buck with hill) Into Ilia npllit of
courtuhtp.
Efficiency Shoes Now Hero
to Stay
The Uuner Knot In HlKU That
Women uro llecomlnif lcua
Krlvoloun, More Frank und
Hlncere, More Kunilhlo.
Rhoen worn nt work lire worthy
Kooil deal of Ihmiulil, III tltlllU
nliui-, or tlione run down at Ihe
heel, will lit the worker more than
the actual work. If we would work
una eune. we uiiint have our feet
no j'oturorlalile that wo can (uritet
them.
Worn nolcn uro hard on the feel,
lirllmlnit the welitht on placen made
tender. If thene npotn become cal
Inuned. It will.be dlfrlcull ever to
overcome the lellilernenii,
Kfflclency nhucn are lame cniiuith
nennlhle nlnen, If we need them
hut not too lame. They nhould fit
well nnd he or excellent quality,
workinnnnhlp nnd pattern, t'lieim
nlioen uro never economy. They
do not wear un loim un belter one
und they make the wearer iinconi.
fnrtahle und Inefficient while they
are belnir worn.
Heela nhould be low enniiKh mid
wide euoilKh to llllow eluntlctly In
the foot mid li nprlnitllie. not the
cliiiiiplnliuciin of the utterly held
foot.
Itllblicr heeln nnfleu Ihe blow ll
the fool hltn tlio hind road. They
break the nlioek of the aplunl col
tiinn tiiul weur louiter than lentlte
heeln. If your new nhoen are not
rubber heeled, have a few Inyern of
the heel removed and rubber heeln
put on In their place, Itubber heeln
will not run over and will wear n
lonit un tlio nhoe dor. They nave
the nleady tux of linvln hoeU r-
bum, an well un the ilHoruiliiB of
the foot liy welllilllf neein which
let Out foot HP over. Hhuo denlern
tell un that women uro weatiiiu
connliiiilly larirer nlipen. Womeii
w ho lined to wear I won anil Ihreen
aio now wimiinir flve nnd nle.
II in not uncommon lo have a cull
of mvena and eiilhtu III wouicn'n
linen mid they even carry tuna. In
olden tlinea they carried teua only
in men'a nhoen.
Thin liiiieimo Ip ahne ntnra In mil
bilil to n wciii'rnl eiilnruciiietii ot
the foot, hut to mine ciiiironubli'
nlioeliiK. We ronoeliy criiwdeil the
llllllilier nU fool Into the llliniber
rour nlrne. We now nlve the fun'
rooiii to develop nalurally In pro.
portion to the body, mid to move
and enerclne. The low nhne iniiv
have nomelhlUK to do 'with the
larirer font an It permlta freer cli
culailon in the font.
The larito (nut la an acroinpnul
mint to the cnlariicd wnlnt. II
nliiiwn that women are hccninlitu,
ten frlvnlotin, more frank and nln
cere, more aelinllile. more wiltillll
to nhnre the worbra reiponilldlltlea,
and lluit .they are len iiltMoili
lihoul willllliie the Mpiirovnl of lit"
mull. ncx. The plniiled font, the
HtrttHKMlntcd walnt were btda for
I nitin'M favor and elnlni'-or hln pro.
' leclloll. The lliltorill fool betokelM
comrnilely eouatllv and natural
frlellilalilll bidweeu the nt-xea.
A ilnllnlnilit fruit, lillhnrln un.
known tu 111" rlvlllaed world, han
been dlacovered III t III) Tien Mini
an Inlithihi, off the went count of
Mexico, iicciiritihii In rcpnrln intnln
by 111" t'lillfornlu-Moliau exinill
linn lltnt riM'Ciitli' returned to the
iiilted Htulen, Hiiciitiiciiii hi' the
fruit, wllliil nolitcivliul rv:ieil.
blen the iiidlnnry olive III nine uiul
color. wirn Iii'iiunIiI back by thu
expedition.
New I'enl AHaiiin Florida I'nliiia
lleiullliie. Whut la li f Iich ,'"
Arknnniin tliuelte.
Repair YbuTrG
flM Aim ..Vf
Installment Pl
INDFPendEnJ
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Ilium tjm i! "
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UOTEL ASTOD
Sml A lllll lM Anrlea)
Every Room has Privato Toilet
60 Mnlha Now. Modern
Cloee to Hhoppln Ulairlot and
Thenlren
Free Garage Tariff from $1.50
Need of Being Jolly
Are you having nny fun. or la
life for you Juat one thin nfter
another? "All work und no play"
vou know what It will do.
Yea. but 'you love vour work,
vou nay. and you would ruther do
it than anything elre.
Hut the nleady grind will tell on
your work. In time. You can't
keep up to the ntundard If you
do not punctuate your proitrum
very frequently with play. You
will lack enthualnum and tmair
inatlon and the ability to nee a new
viewpoint or have a blt vlalon.
If you are llvlnic on your nerve.
Juat eklnir out each day. and tumbl
Iiir Into your downy couch all worn
out each nlKht. conabler that aa a
red llfc-ht a danirer alk-nnl.
To pep up nnd keep pepped, you
muat change your plun of llvlnic:
walk more, eat l. play frequent
ly, reat-a-blt. You don't aee how
you can arrunire It. Well It'n your
problem, but If you are roIiik to
continue to do well, you've got to
meet It.
Don't take your time and effort
too aeliounly. The old world will
jog along somehow when you
are taking a long rent with your
handa aerenely folded ncroaa your
breart. I'ontpone thnt day by chink
ing In more fun today.
Refuse Service Co.
All kinds of refuim col
' looted ami dlepnenl of.
Telephone 2232-R
. INDEPENDENT GARAGE
St Fifth Arcnne Went
Blue Line .
Transfer
Our Motto:
Sensible Prices .
Good Service
'Trunks Delivered SOc
Why Pay More?
Take ,a Claim Check
. at Home'
Blue Line
Transfer
514 Willamette Phone 727
says fthffai&iigfe
Box Candy for
Christmas .
Greatest Assortment
Ever Displayed
in
. Eugene.
M CHOCOIATO SiCOWriOTWH. BOI
Whitman's, Johnson's,
Schrafft's
iDroste's Complete Imported Line.
: Chocolates, Cigars and Cigarettes.
Wc mail free of charge to any part of the U; S. A,;
' and invite you to look over the stock.
-
YE TOWNE SHOPPE
ERNEST SEUTE, Proprietor
778 Willamette Street Telephone 1080
You Don't Have
MLJi' To Ik Wealthy
To Be Able to Create
A TRUST 1UND
to care for those you love after
you arc onc. At the same tima
it guarantees to you an income when
you arc old or if dUahlcd.
YOU put up a low rate of Interest
WE put up the Principal 100; ;
let Bill Baskcrvillc-explain
District Manager
mm
mm
anaaaail an aal
T Oreson Life0"
Phone 482 "WE WRITE 'EM RIGHT" . 557 Willamette
This Beautiful Heater
for YOUR Fireplace
IIB WUbch No. S7 li iiunlilr built, bo-nUfuUr iWj
T
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ooie hHtar that will hanuonlia p.rl.iily wnli il Horn laitnam
II eoibodlaa all the aplendld l.lur. Dial aia iMnooalnki lot?
Uigeaeal volume, eacapilonal cunv.nl.nca and unrlrahdaankaai
Solf-LlghHnu
GAS HEATERS
"77m Moil Heat for tha Laiul Monty"
Put Ihe Welabach No. 97 In your finplara. Vim win banM
ooIt an eatWU decoiailve unit In your fovm but an anr laair
aouica of ean-Uke, odorieae bwik It will em. you Inauot, ffcwUm
warmth at moaeot'e notice arllh no lual h canr rue aihei
clear awaj.
Walthach erannlh la radiant ira haat at III Wit, iha nradortol
over thirty yaaia' aluily and estirinca on tha pan of iha WaUoach
Company. We ollal a eompUta Una of thaae Ana IimUh aavanl
CM hat .altractlee diaplere modale aa wall aa a nutubai ol loalat
portable typec We wtQ be glad to aoow toam to you.
Mountain States Power Co.
881 Oak Street
Telephon
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KfcXwH group r&6 &:D
-rfP BRILLIANT , '
" JmM FIRST WATER S.MW Ust-Mmnh.
: - wn.t w.tch DIAMONDS C "Look""
' A worthy gift tor a Q V,' '
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" t led and you make your . N7 r
, own tonn.,r1W UP j v '
rtWtMl Brilliant Blue-White : V iSEfy ', 10.00
3SJIJ, V FnultIo quality and Valuo esm
Tf1- IK beyond enmparo. Uuy on ' Other Gift Problem! Solved Wltn
e. vorrpant. ,aoo TOILETWARE
Diamond rSSZlfeV T this s-piecb set tifflffiTfJIfl
Hat PifK Amber or Pearl Wri
Dal toRHrvf- Brnah' comb an,, n,lrror ln Rl,t KL?3
$20 t $100 ' f 4 jyNT yaHB Uannunt valuo nnd f'JSt
Now ffonlinu lnwliltojww- "Sj 0,u't
Ebat5Uia rit 5W Ger; ' Homo Worth Giving
Uiamondaet Mounted in a hand rv.n . 1847 Roger8
Wedding Kings mm nr aoiui wiuto ui.m &
js T -! Famous Silver .
MyM- Another Biff Value for alx with hn4.om olft tray. Weekly Py"
(fj ,u4($f$)K Onarnnteed ror rinont cnlnr . '"'i '
III 1 yWWtSy-'- nn1 liorfi'i'tlnn In aollil wlillo ' irr1 f a
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Rnff man's
stylo woddlnK rlnwi of SK3i?- ' V ,tajH
whlto gold or platinum not UyA7' J'aJWELERS AND OPTICIAJNO
w,v.na t,aw,,w dly' 3ZZ.s,
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