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MORNING REGISTER, EUGENE, ORE.. THURSDAY. JUNE ,!!
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ferk Oltyi W. H. teekireU. Peepte'e
auaiaa, caieaae.
Moralna Restaur
llaara by Carrlaa per wask....t .IB
Dalfara4 by Oarrlar, per aoata. .. M
Delleerad by Carrier, su aoalaa (la
adnaoe) 1.50
DelWerea by Carrier, aae year (la
advene) . B.00
Oellrered by Kail In Use County.
eae year 4 00
OMalsa Laae County B.00
Sunday Rtvtstcr
year by Hell HB edrejiee)
Oae
Ttrti, abSociatbd press
T.KABRD WIRB HBRVICK
Tk aMoclated Pfttaa U atdu.tval ea
tltM to the lies lor pnblltstlos ef all
aav. ataaatcbaa crasltaa -to It er aet
etkarwlM orbited la taia papsr, aad alao
tae local nawa paoiiaaea aerein.
All rtghta f rspublMatlo ot apeelal
lapstrpaa barem are aiao reaaraaa.
Jf THCTUSDAT, Jl'KE tl, 19M
BRITISH 'PROPAGANDA'
Much haa been aaid In erUldam
of . the un-American writing , of
Ahierican hlatory alnca the war, by
aiithore of achool text-booka, but
no other critic haa cone ao far aa
David Hirehfleld In hla report on
thle subject to the mayor of New
Tork city.
" -Hr. Hirehfleld. condemn varloua
book uaed in the schools, in aome
caeea with evident reaaoo, because
they show American heroea in a
needlaasly unfavorable light, and
aomellmea take an offensively for
eign, viewpoint, acalnst the United
State. , Then he prooeeda with an
astonishing explanation of all this.
Such history-writing, he charge,
la due to nothing leaa than a great
conspiracy by which British, prop
aganda. I spread through our
achoola and newspaper and other
g't'nciea of publio 'opinion. Great
Britain, he la convinced, 1 trying
to win over the American people to
V, new loyalty "and to regain her
lost American colonic,' with all
their addition, aa part of the new
Britlah empire.' It la part of a
achem whereby England, not
America, la to dominate the world.
Afd he aeema to thlnK'that news
paper, 'magazine, moving picture
companies, churches, batiks and
varloua other Institutions are "sub
sidized" by Britlah gold, worklw?
through ' aome "super - money
pfwer" for the purpose suggested.
jAll of which U Illr, and hows
mors imagination .and preju
dice than Judgment on the part of
T , . , .
tUfi investigator. The fact la that
thousand of leading American
. I. ,,. ,
afd mllliona of ordinary Amer-
leans, In all walk of life, are per-
(tided, as ao many of our Britlah
fifendo are, that the welfare of;
bth countries, and incidentally of
the world, dependa largely on our
getting along amicably together,
PENSION FOB TWINS
A- Pennsylvania) woman who re
cently became tha proud mother
of twins promptly wrote to her
congressman, informing him of the
fact and asking him to see that the
government pension Was sent to her
at once.
Th . poor congressman was
obliged to reply that although he
. thought such merit should be flu
tingly rewarded, unfortunately the
government had provided no funds
for the purpose.
Funds may be provided. In time,
for cases of that kind, with growing
wealth, shrinking birth rate and an
Increasing attention to private af
faire on the part of the community.
But any pension granted for bear
ing children, whether aingly or by
twos and threes, will doubtless be
conditioned on tha precise way in
which those children are going to
be reared.
! THE PERFECTCOW ..
, 'The atandard for the perfect
cow has' been established by the
Holsteln-Frlcslan association ' of
America, which has. Just been in
convention. Paintings of the true-
type bossy have been made, and
small metal models for the breeder
tJ take home and study. It should
be noted, however, that tha paint
ings and metal model cannot de
plot the chief attribute of the per-
feet bovine, which I high produc
ing; power In milk and butterfat.
The letting of a standard of per
fection for any kind of stock may
seem like a hopeless task, but It is
not. ! There are already many cattle
In this country which came close
t the new standard, and enough is
known about breeding and care to
correct fault In existing types or
bread them out In future genera
' Hon. y- ' j, .
. These movemehts fori the Im
provement of stock are' of as much
laterest to tha general publio as to
breeders and dealers, for they In
v!v not only quantity, produotlon
at,. ai.tit.. Tha foster the Ideals
lak hold, th Moaar evanr (took
man will ba receiving tha matait
ratum for hla efforts, and every
eonaumar will ba (stllnc first clsss
food In return for bla money.
Every now and then the cynics
who aneer that the world la pot
tine worse and wickeder aro con
founded by aome noble deed of
solf. sacrifice like Ihnl of Charles
Branch, of Hand.
Hoary Ford Is denying that he
ever denied that he would be a can
didate for President. Thus Indi
cating that he la getting hla pre
liminary - training in tha arts of
the politician. i
Oregonlans, reading ot tha da.
structlon wrought on the slope of
Mount Etna, give fervent thanks
that their volcanoes are dead ones.
Farmer with surplus wheat they
can't aell are advised to' feed It to
livestock. After which they will
have livestock. Instead of wheat, on
their hands.
Juanlta Miller announces that
ahe aeeka a marriage with the aun.
Wherein she differs from other
ladles chiefly In the matter of
apelllng.
Leon Trotsky, Rusttlan war min
ister, sighs for "mora metal In our
character." We should say, though,
that Trotxky haa all the bras he
need.
The weaTheTmEngiiind is said
to be unseasonably cool, but their
politico la hot enough to keep up an
average.
Can't somebody hand Old Jupe
his hat and coat and tell htm that
a hint la a hint?
Earlier Days in Enslave j
(From the Morning Register, June
11. 1104)
The Eugene Blues sustained
their fourth straight defeat at trie
handa or Salem Sundav. The stana-
lng or tne duos follows: Salem
won tl. lost 9; Eugene, won it
nd lost 1(: Albany, won 10 and
lost 11; Roaeburg, won 13 and I ant
10.
Married, near Junction City.
June IS. 1904. Hans Holm, of Eu
gene, and Miss Dell Nail. The
groom is an employe of Charlea
Littlefleld, the tobacconist.
Jake Berger arrived home yes
terday from a trip to Portland.
Dr. W. I. Cheshire, the only can
didate for achool director, was
elected at the annual election in
Eugene. About 40 votes were cast.
Mrs. C. E. Dlmond and ' Mrs.
Katharine Smith are home from
Hood River, where they attended
the annual encampment of the O:
A, R. Mrs. Smiths was elected
grand treasurer of the Ladles of
the G. A. R. and Miss Dlmond was
elected a member of the counctl of
administration.
Councilman J. D. Matlock last
night tendered hi resignation,
giving aa hia reason that he will
Ure "umrner.
D; A- F- M. Day, C. B.
IWilloughby. E. R. Davis and El-
mer Palne Ieave thls morning for
a six weeks' sojourn 1n Lake
- county, where they will rusticate
and grow tat d -By on the
camp grub and the attending
of """""'n
mountains.
STREET GAMIN' 18
HARDING'S AUDITOR j
I
1 Continued from page one) I
station In Now York city. The
soundwa.ves will be dispatched to'
ruii Vrf .h,fiH i - , J Tl 1
ivlni ...,?idh.i? -22
xmmr v nt-lr , as all.an.tol (.
"s union nan way im.m
the two points hear the speech
both from New Yrk eitv .nrt Rt.
. " '
both from New York city and St.
Louis he will be unaware of the
fact. It was explained, as the dif
ference In time would be only
1-1 96th of a second.
The step is the first in a plan to
link up as many as 10 broadcast
ing stations in the United States
by wire. It was amplified. Then
the President, sitting in his study
in the White House could speak
into a microphone with no more
effort than If he were speaking to
someone In the room and be heard
In all parts of the country. ,
46 CAUGHT IN DRY NET
AGENTS ARREST NEVADA MEN
FOR ALLEGED VIOLATIONS
RENO, Nov., June 20 Forty-
six men were arrested In Nevada
last night and today for alleged
violation of the national prohibi
tion act, according to advices re
ceived here. A special dispatch to
the Oaxette from Tonopah says the
United States marshal and his
djeputea served bench warrunta
on 81 there. The warrants, were
Issued allowing the tiling of court
Informations at Carson City based
on evidence gathered in April and
May by federal "flying squadron"
agents who were sent secretly to
Tonopah from their headquarters
In 'Los Angeles. This Is the big
gest liquor roundup In the history
of Nevada.
Fifteen men were arrested last
.night at Palisade and McUermott,
in eastern Nevada, by federal pro
hibition agents, according to ad
vices received at the headquarters
of the 'director here today.
WHEAT COUNSEL FORMED
ALL BRANCHES OF INDUSTRY
ARE REPRESENTED
CHICAGO, June 20. The na-
tlonal wheat counsel, composed of
all branches of the wheat Industry
was formed today at the closing
sessions of the two-day meeting
called by Governor J, A.. O. Preus
of Minnesota, for the eonsldera-
tlon of the problems ot the Indus-
trv. .. ,
Resolutions adopted by tho con-1
xerence appro vea tne investigation 1
of rates on grain now being con
ducted by the L C. C, urged con
struction of waterways and other
s approve sampign.
afettica Brown May Wed in Canada
This la the latest photograph
York dancer, who Is engaged to marr' the youthful Scottish Kart of
Northesk, formerly an officer In the ColUMreum Kuurds. The earl
Is In America for the wedding, but the couple ho been refused a mar
riuge license in New York, following the declaration of Cyril de Wilt
Relnhard, her former husband, that her divorce Is not legal. It la now
reported they will go to Canada for the wedding. i
to Increase domestic consumption,
suffgetited fedlnitr ot lower pra!1
to Jtvetnock and unred sclentirtc
study of the problems of the in
dustry by all elements. AmotiK
thoae named to the-first board of
directors of the National Wheat
council, to serve for a period of
one year are: i
O. E. Bradfute, president of the
American Farm Bureau federa
tion; Daniel A. Wallace, of Minne
sota, publisher and brother of thei
secretary of agriculture: Alexander;
Logge, president of the Interna
tional Harvester company; R Ed- !
son White, president of Armour
and company; George C. Jewett,
of Portland. Oregon, general man- ;
ager of the American Wheat :
Growers association, and Muney i
Anderson.- representative from '
Minnesota.
COCA COLA KINGJ29WEDS
ASA G. CAXni.KIl. RK. LRHIKS
WIDOWED STEXOGRAPHKK
ATLANTA. Go.,' June 20. Asa
O. Candler. Sr.. aged 72. capitalist
of Atlanta, and founder ot the
Coca Cola company, was married
here today to Mrs. May Little
Ragln. 35, a stenoftrapher. with
offices in the Candler building.
Immediately after the ceremony
the bridal couple left for Wash
ington. D. C.
After July S. it was announced,
the Candlers will be at home at
the handsome residence of Mr.
Candler in this city.
j ' Mrs. Ragln is 'the daughter of
I Mr. and Mrs. Thomas IJttlc of
( Atlanta and since the death of
her first husband more than two
years ago. has supported herself
and lltte twin daughters, juna
tna Mary, aged' 10. by malntain-
.it .., ,.,,
publlc stenographic omce in
w, ln , .ourBe of ' work
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that she became acquainted with
Mr. Candler and this acquaintance
I..... tha rnmnnre which hill I
romance which had hundred Russian refugee
Krew ,ln, ,e romance wnitn nuu
I" r"'"inatlon in the wedding Mtwdupstok. ho left that
for today
DCI I CUFC MATT Ql AYFR
w-a-iea,w m r-i , t- w .
MRS. LENOX INVOLVF-S HUBBY
IN AGIDIUS CRIME
PORTLAND, June 20. Mrs.
Ernest Lenox, of Ortley. near The
Dalles, was arrested by city police
detectives here today and Is being
held for Sheriff Chrlsman. of The
Dalle, her detention being based
on a statement she Is said to have
made to the authorities here to tno
effect she believed her husband
shot and killed Peter J. Agidlus.
an Ortley farmer, who was found
fatally shot near nts rancn nome
last Saturday.
According to Mrs. unon story,
MOTHERS
AND THEIR CHILDREN
A Pout Hublill Poukil
One Mother says: .
' Ordinary little play dresses be
enme favorites wiih.mv Htiin criri
when I added to them these Imnnv
rabbit pockets. The head, which
lis blankyct-stitched flat to the
'drers, is very ensy to traco off.
j Follow the line of the bunny's
chin around ns a half-circle. The
eyes are embroidered solid, with
an outline stitch around, and the
I outline stitch is used above his
eyes. The circle' In than cut out
utih siucnea on, leuving an open
Ing at the top large enouirh for the
little tumd to fit into without tear
ing the pocket.
(f'opyrlgtited 1U23, Associated editors)
) l. 11 (
of beautiful Jessica llrown. New
told to Captain of DctectU'es lxo
Harms and Deputy District Attor
ney C. W. Kirk, she had been -a
cook at the Agidlus ranch and had
decided to bring suit for divorce
from her hunband. Agidtus. shft
said, had arranged to tuki her to
the county seat at Hood Hiver and
help her institute the divorce. pro
ceedings.
Mrs. Lenox declared her belief
that her husband learned of tbe
proposed trip and waylaid Agtdtu.
'LADY'THOMPSON ENIGMA
MODISH HN. WOMAN DENIES
COMPLICITY IN CHIME '
CHICAGO. June SO. Frod
Thompson, wh- was identified yes
terday by Mrs. Klchard Tsmer as
the "mystery woman" who ' two
weeksuKo ohot her husband dur
ing a holduo near - the Tesmer
horn-. tonlKht remulned one ot the
'most puzzling churactent ever
yiestioned by Chicago police,,; ;
Twenty hours of questioning
failed to shake the statement of
Thompson
who was arretted , yes-Eon
terday while dressed as a woman,
when police raided his apartment,
that he did not have anything to do
witft tne Tesmer slaying.
Still dressed in the modish
ed dress, silk stockings and gay hat
he wore when arrested, Thompson
talked almost volubly during ' the
police questioning and interview
with reporters, but he persistently
denied that he knew a-nythtng of
a revolver, which was found in his
apartment.
RUSSIANS ENTER HAWAII
AXTI-SOVIKTS KN - ROUTE To
V. S. TO SETTLE
(By the Associated Press)
HONOLULU. T. H., June i!0.
...
m Army 'transport .M or rut or-
rived here today carrying several
11 U JHI If 11 KUSSian rVlUgee .irom
Vladivostok, who left that port
when it was taken over by tho so
viet authorities, rather than re
muln under bolshevik government.
They being transported to the
L m lied states at government
penso, after sojourning four
months In the Philippines, await
ing a permit to settle In American
territory. While In Honolulu they
will be entertained by tho Red
Cross.
The Morrltt will resume her voy
age to Hon Franclsdo Saturday.
The ship's officers said that
several of the Russian had to he
confined In the brig on a bread and
water diet for refusing to work on
the ground that they wore guests
of the American Red Cross.
ALLEGED FIREBUG HELD
MRS. LA ROY IN TOILS, AS
CHK.MJKENNKR WANTED
PORTLAND, June 20. Peter
Aschenbrenner is wanted ln Port
land In connection with a fire hero
early Inst Monday morning which
damaged a local apartment houso,
of which Mrs, Margaret LuRoy
was proprietor, and threatened tho
lives of 30 occupants of tho build
ins. Mrs. iJiRoy was arrested and
still Is held In jail, suspected of
arson as police and. flrev 'deport
ment offlclnls declared they found
evidences of Incendlnrlsm nftor the
fire. Aschenbrenner Is said to be
Mrs. IuRoy's brother-in-law, '
The upnrtmonts were said to
hava carried exccmlvc Insurance,
AMHERST FUSS IS LIVELY
PRESIDENT FORCED OUT;
SENIORS SPURN DKGHEEH
t
AMHERST, Mass., June 20.--Amherst
college's commcncemnhl
Is over. HrenUlnit his sl enco for
the first tlmo alnro his enforced
resignation yesterday, ' Aiexunder
Mlkeljohn, at the alumni lunch
eon today charged the 1 trustees
with failure to enntlnoe the Ideals
they set out wllh. Twelve senior
and one member of tho clans of
1922 refused to accept their de
grees at today' commencement
oxerrlse. ' :
TonlKht two faculty members
announced their resignation and
other Instructors decllnod to deny
Ihnt thoy mlirht also leave. -'.'J '
.t?''W, rn9,liRf M -. JVil'W.
' t
. ; -
Mlkeljohn yeatenlnv at tha renut
of the board of tiiite,' was the
result of difference of opinion
In. in cm the iiiTalilimt niul iiivnt
j,ni nf ilia huiinl and mum' of the
alumni regiirdlng the former's
educational policies which had
come to ho rriiaidod by ninny as
too libera.', lo coliii'ldo with the
traditions ot tha eollega,
MOB RULE IS PUT DOWN
SAVANNAH IS UX IKP ArTI'.U
KXIU.V MtHtN Ol'THHKVK
SAVAN'NAH. tin.. Juno iO This
city was iiulel toiliiy. with atalo
tiMulK ruurdlng the I'liattmin
county lull whurv a inh early to
day tuado nn utiHUcceesful attejniit
to selae Waller a llttro
cliarrl with nttiu'kln n young
iiiiirrUHl woman lit Weal Hiivmniiili.
.toiuliiy -afternoon.
. 1 Kollowlng' the laatiance of a
proclamation by Cloveritor llard-
lik t Atlanta. dH-lnrlng Savan
nah In a state of ttiHurrmMlou. Ilrl
gndli'i' tli'iierul It. J. Travla. coin
mamlliiH officer of the IIHlli fluid
nrtlllujy wan diliuUiy liy Ailju
tain t.ewU T. I'opu to tnke charge
f tha Hlltiatlnn hirvv Aa the re-
ault of a eonftMillco tietwcen tleu
eral Travis and Mayor Hcalirook.
It was dtHlded lo keep tin soUllera
on duty, probuhly for several da)'.
EYE-WITNESS' OF MOUNT
AFFAIR RETRACTS TALE
n, it.
KOl'W MVS KTOKY t)K
lll UIAI. IS KAI.SK
Trawling Man Ib'tiiM to Sign
SlatciiM-tit Txlo Invented to
H'op KonKIIUlUt"
CLIFTON, Aria.. June 10. As-
slMtaiu State's Atturni.y Charles II.
Wharton left here this afternoon
on his return trip to Chicago a few
hour urter II. II. Itouw, Sun Fran
cisco traveling man, had confessed
the falsity of nls story In which he
told how a group of students burled
boily In an Kvanetun ulor the
niitht Lelhton .Mount. Northwest
ern university student disappeared
In September. 1921.
Itouw. whose story caused n five-
day sensation, and promised for a
time to lead lo a reopening of the
Investigation of the Mount case,
faltered today when confronted
Ith the necessity of affixing his
signature to the typewritten state
ment he made last night.
Itouw Warned ir Perjury
In the presence of Mr. Wharton
and Sheriff Witt and County At
torney. Line, of Clifton. Itouw was
asked if he .wished to sign the
statement having first been
warned that if his story was proven
fnlse. his signature would make
him liable fur perjury In Arizona.
and that his statement that he hud
received lloo from -the student
group to remain- silent concerning
jhe. .burial, would make him liable
under mo Illinois laws.
After a moments 'hesitation
Rouw replied that he wiKed to re.
tract everything he had " tld. The
entire story was "fulse," he said,
and had been Invented by him In
an effort to "eon rfjinnthlng."
Rouw did not explain what it wus
he expected to "cop." but said he
had coma to the conclusion that his
plan would not work out.
POISON PKS MY8TKHY KNDKI)
Chnrgti of "Hln.-k HntKi" Attlvl.
thw Causei Jlatmt for Yram
KENT 1SLAN1J Mil Th. nnl..
pen mystery, which hsa caused
fighting, hatred and suspicion here
ror lour years, has finally been
cleared. . Tho Rev. Cyrus W. 11.
Brlddell. .colored, oastor nf thrwa
bend-Tchurches. has admitted to authorl
ties that he sent the "black hand
letters.
' Tbe 26-year-old preacher, whose
busy pen sent letters of unutter-
sble obscenity Into the homes of
Kent island most respectable
families, mudo a complete and
sglned confession of his guilt. He
was removed to Haltlmore to be
tried In tho federal courts.
Residents of Kent Island openly
made charges against each other
during the four years tho mystery
remained unsolved. At one time
a libel suit threatened between
two of the most promlnont fam
ilies of the town.
The colored minister was ar
rested after United States postal
authorities made an Investigation
of the affair. Government agents,
asdsted by local detectives, went
to Urlddell's home and obtalnod
a confession from him, they an
nounced. Buckrt-Slinp Mi-Umi-Ih Visitor
"Whnls up? Had a bad day?'
Flnnncler "Yea. I've lost over
,000 pounds and the worst of It
is mat m pounds or It wits my
own money. i-ussing nnowtion
don.)
Filipino Chauffeur Who
Murdered Woman
This I an Exclusive photograph
of Chris Coroncl, Filipino chauffeur.-of
Fred Tod, millionaire
Youngnlown, Ohio, stool tnnn.
Coronal has confessed, he murdored
Helena . IJruohman . when she
spurned' his love and that h hid
her mutilated body under a cul
vert, i. ,
i ', i . linn 1 .
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The Office Cat
Ou.yrlbt 1911'bf Btlr Mom
Fill Hi Die tilttttk. lu tit (ulUtttlng
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l.t Uijr tftUlf m well.
Whr. ihti, fur ll ihnl I cir
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Atteltiail my iomuil
II Irlml to nml hr hl.
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Anwori (U Wrong; Noll (Vr
rwoutuiAiK), t 'sl) Wnmi In ; ilmii,
uut Hmiii. Wrung utirw uutr. tttiul.
It vxn Hlriuigit Utnt iiil with
)t)niutuMtnl iiivuiurlnsi. wlt.iKir, mtd
iMrTftoiiAlitjr r itrvor tivnrtt of victit lu
tint tlrrtlmittM
Now ttmt (h fiMintw r wnarlltg
BatittftU, follow ultuuMi luatlti-tlvly
look fur vbarlvt arkHt rlu by.
Ut'SMNtl A SKU.HI'AI'KU
Aitybotly in run m triir. All
i'oit ttMva tu Uu U buy i iiUui. hnu
low tu ruu It, frnl oi tu bnk vH
Thn hu-Hi- nrtutul unJ i o' Klrot
you mut tvt mil Hip liM-nl Hint oii-rl
itow. You will flhll III liM-al tu)
-l)tuJ lmol wrywber aU.ul - lite
townit. nntl yuu am rt-1 p to b
tiuml vvvrywbrr lo (nil tti fullitg
itru. Anl nnuitier Ituirittot ibtm
ytiu lima!, or mtf u1km(J, lu mkt nn
ff.irt to rullM-t tlw motty, y th bllU
ml kn rttHKiy iq hmm tiuiuur
Aatl tha thing mul InipurUnt U mvnr
lu i uut mi Ilia ptr Ilia ntm- nr
tha ImtKjrUnt oiiv. mid thMi nfr (ut
lhm In whara Okay -buulil ba M( out.
You will IcMru thi Irick nr you tmva
baau bttwUU out ft faw lime.
Wa now uiuloptunit. of rnur. Iht
thuaa llttla mount U tttti that Hip Vnu
Winkle ntt want wsun-hliara
lly working faithfully labt hour n
dr yuu may vrrntually gvt to be bo
and work I'i hour day.
Vstlmtlno U uppord to tt l.io.tMMi
woii for dittioliia. wbtrh I euough
to wake auyune dam'a.
Tha nun who kntnli a rompatitor
would tuaka fun if hi wife a fataa
taath at a dinner party.
rn yon roaralv of a woman tht
will ing hrr kuabnd watrh and tbtl '
bat bin up ftr gatucg home Utof
'Ulfa I ut one trtublom thing
aftr tho othor," aaid to unarsniou
Utber ho put the twin to bed.
HMAlt
t ued to love my rdQ,
Hut now my lo I dad;
I found a barhedor' button
In my blatk-eyod Kumo'i bU.
lo I tha quality that annbU you
to pftMi tha trefflr rap in your rl1
car and pretnd thai yuu don't hr
the matrh a It lit tho clgrette.
f SMSlsl I mss ewlsa knek U mtt t haa
cut pie In elttbt etott don't.
Oh. what I m rara n day In Jun
i ii nnawrr na imsi ici jraiMJn
It' finding a hatnorrat Hold inn jub
in pMDii-sn oninii.reiion,
S'i Usrua.llut. Kaatraf . tm Irani
lllllla'l latrr.
Ho fliv ibat It nTr will boron-
nrry to iptetn that yuu hononily
hadn't bad a drop.
Phtlnootiby I lut lha art rmtluvd
to hid youm If Into the ballaf that mooy
ia i ewrytniog.
-
Th only two rrrlar rfrrd la
aa "ao human" are a grwmi wan aod
a nionkay.
Rom children are frr to hat a
good tiro, aad nma have mothr who
worry abrjt them.
Ilraill I really the place for the tired
bank clrxha tu o)oy Ufa. In Ilrniil
tiiore are nine bulldaye In January and
February,
Khe wee throbbing puliatlng full of
Mr, ao I trppd n tha ga and rtxl
down to tbe etatlon.
"Yt, Clarice, a BiUilog flngr on a
deaf and dumb man might be called an
Impadlmtnt of npeacb.''
Death doe n't teem o frightful whan
you think of It a crolng the bar. It
dron't help, howeritr, to think nf cro-a-log
the etreat.
KKW9 PROM TUB Ht'KMTiK rU!H
A nw drlnkaaroplane cocktail. One
dmp will kill you.
Orw man ronalder tha two'dollar b'M
o unlucky thnt he alwaye .give bit
wife ono for hoi nllowauce.
The annual problem nf how to carry
all your prnal belong! tia-a when yuu
lave uff your vert in bothering mera
man. What mak'ts the p rob km nmre
voilng to him le tha knowladgn thnt
ha ha aolved the name problem In pre
vloua yrara, but be can't rumember how.
One mean of helping to bring the
eugar eatnrtlnnen to time: That to
tlr the aunar la the bottom of your
coffee cup.
Free Medical Advice "Don't buy
thermometar In the a urn mer they are
luwer In winter. t
No. Arrhlpeltgo, mlnta are not tbe
only Life Saver.
An eiperlenced driver la one who ran
tell In an emergency whether that eound
I hi hrukea equeaklng or hi lto
aquoallng,
Another good memory tent U trying
to rnttKmbnr whfth"r and why faniou
women have buebandi.
You naver heard of a clrrue having
ahow for women only, n they Vlo for
men. It would bo no ue to carry aticb
an outfit.
A lot of glrle can nut It on their fare
mo aa to produce the popular two-tound
eiiecu i
FAMOUS WOIIDB Or FAMOUR MKN
' ton might at leant he noclahlel".
"Mow much a querl?"
"Do you think you ll crnh?"
"Now up at the hoUHe"
"We've cot to etun. and UI Hi n.
glne CfKil.'
"Now, do you havn a match?"
MAW CMKKK HA Yfl '
ra ain't never been whnt you'd rnll
A laolee' man. but vf.r Mlnnn twn'wn Lmh
married I've nollred he'a Innlltifld In he
a lot inorw clmrltnhln townrdH poor, nln-
ft WOtnnn tlllin list In InmnrA r..... .1...
ful men,"
OIXK-Ti. (iAVK J)llTlt WAIIMVO
PijniUnr OlrraintHlanmi Itpnrtrd
m-tf nixo iiivmiMMil
Thn fnmltv nlnU .
como such nn intlmatn pnrt of the
i.wiii,i i, m i supcrHiinous stnrii'B
rKinlln: Its . mnvenn-nls snw
in 11 V In H ),. n A .... 1 1. i , ...
- ... ......... .,, u.Mi,,, ui iirrii iu
th" nwn"p rinil rnirlv rrniliiiips .
Amons; thn stranp; tnlos Is ono
or p clock thnt Knvo warning- of
int nf it. ..... - n
... -. ...., , ,i iiwnrr, ,n n cer
tain mnrchnnt's home In Nnw York
tnsr stood' a'cloekithuttMt lioan
miss this show in,; I
truing: aim. lily fur titnny yrnre, On
ilny II ntu)itit nt , twclvo o ltn'k.
At t wrlvt o'rlurk rr'Uty th
ittrrt-htiitt illott ttt th htiMiitiil, umt
ttt l tin a.itltti moiiirnt hla fittttrr
nlati illrtt nf vrlif. Thtro wum p
pnrriiity tuithliiK wrontf with th
rlo k ml nu raanoii fur lln ati
V'lttf. A mil t niHnr'Ti lint ni tit liar
rnto on nrrmt in Mvi r hm1. a tnn
who uhm n Itulldi-r lv irnl. kit
n m till rlo k n t hti nmntlt-p(K-v,
At a titmrtr pnat rlvrn miu inurn
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