Saturday Evening, April 11, 1925
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LEAGUE CLOWN FUNNY AS NAME
Nick Altrock Cavorting
In Portland
Thig Year
Coast League Uniform
With th Urgent ilpmartd for fi-h-iii(E
kuowrt here in art me time
prior to the opening of the imoii,
x-al dealers in ihin tmkle are of
the opinion llmt'th opfning tiny next
AVedneMtlsj will ee re' ord crowrli
along the trout streams of l&tte. The
tall for angling paraphernalia ia also
reported heavy indirating that the
sportsmen are making early prepara
tions for the invaiion at lunriie April
1.1.
Reports from the uper McKemie,
wlii' h ia thfe usu.il .Mn-a for he ma
jority on the opening day, are that
conditions look good and that there
ia every indiration that fine rafhes
are in atore for the early com eric.
"V.vtD the rainbows are anxiotuly
awuiting the opening of the season
ami I believe that they would start
bit ng at on e only they know the law
forbids," is the ahrewd comment of
Carey Thompson, owner of the
resort at Vids. and well known among
those who annually haunt the trout
waters of the MrKeniie area.
day." it L dedicates 10 juhr
Rocky Mountain I.andia.
A dramatic critic writes tbcrc are
more rood cmoli in New York tbit
year thi n ever More : . We sup
pose Cbia includes tbe state b-'iii'S
cotumission.
Gloria .Swanson linn returned from
bait or a. net in lauding biro.
Rockne of Notre Iame tells a St.
Paul audience hia prospects for nert
fall are rlooniy. . . . , . Tbia disproves
tbe ancient belief that Norwegian"
lack a sense of tumor.
We do not know wbo bolds tbe
binniue championship of this eoiuftry.
iSSa -tit
Doe
OREGON AGRICULTURAL COL
LEGH, COUVALLIH, April 11.
(Hpecial) Victory of the Aggie de
batera over the strong I'enn Htate
team pats the colU-ge In the lead
for the aeaaon in Tirtoriea In meets
with eaaterti aod middle western lu
st itutiona. Two wins, one tie, one
defeat, and two no-decision clashes
is the record thus far, with four
more derision debates remaining on
tlv schedule of the traveling team.
Blair Stewart and Frank IeNpuin,
wbo upheld the affirmative of the au
preme court question successfully
against Peno Htato, ware "pointed"
for the meet, in athletic parlance, as
not only does that college rank high
In eastern debate circles but the de
bate was a return engagement, the
Assies baring defeated a traveling
team front tbe eastern institution
bere four years ago.
Another important debate that loc
al followers are awaiting with keen
Interest Is that with Hates college,
Lewis ton, Me., bolder of the mythical
world's debate rbainnionnhip. The
two teams vie the night of April 13.
Robert Kerr and Hlair Stewart will
probably speak for tbo Aggiea, again
upholding the affirmative, a the team
will be forced to do in the three stih
ticn,ucnt meets witli MasHachusetta
Tech., Syracuse university, ami Uni
versity of Washington.
Thus fur the Aggies have lost but
one meet, a one man decision debate
with Kaunas Htnte Agricultural col
lege. Later (hat collegu wus defeuted
on the local campus by unanimous de
cision of three jmlen. The Oregon
representatives then debated without
d -ision with North western univers
ity and Ohio State university. At
l'u'nim a single judge refused to ren
der a decision, declaring the debut q to
he the dosest he had ever heard. I'n
iisiiiilly htrgu crowd lire greeting the
Aggies at rvery nlop, press reports
t me.
i Hilly Evans Says 1 1
;
Hy HILLY KVAXS
V KTKK many years of discussion j
pro and con, golf appears about j
ready to pass out f the picture h a
part of the life of a big league ball
player.
'three managers hare already plac
ed an absolute ban on tho game. 1'lay
ing golf on any day except when no
game is scheduled will call for a heuvy
fine on some clubs.
I am inclined to think that within
a year two at the most all the man
, agcrs will he stringing along with
: Muggins, Mct.iraw, Hendricks and
others.
About a year ago 1 a.iked Rogers
Horushy, premier batter uf the ma
jors, what he thought about golf
"I like the game was making
pretty good strides' as a player, bu
I hav given it up for the time being.
1 am convinced there is uothing m
common between the golf and rae
ball swing, th.it it can only act ru a
detriment to the ball player"
Horn by says hi swing is ui'Ve
tatural and there is greater power to
his baseball drive when he doesn't
cviiubiue it with golf.
However, there l another ang'e
that golf plays in the routine of the
ball pler that has as mm b to do
with the ban that several managers
hao placed on the game as the hi r in
fill golf smog.
It i the talking of glf te e
clussou of hae;all. It i a matter of
reetrd, ban-hail precedent, that all
the gre.tt twrn pat aed pr.'-etit
Ukfti as a p!vd brt-f!..,H.
The fighting so.nt. the ill to n .n,
linieh the c.mtrfv 'f the gime.
tifleu fi'Uitd eO lUr .'.iJiKif of th
.iers otf tbo twiil f :f M. U tney talk
ard lie 1' i" !! in the dte-nig r.-'h;
at) the hott-1. it iutar M ruat-i t r
beter pinj.
It i d thit M'linw' : r-l - it
the g 'if nufst'- n was tumi'il hv
vi ;ml he overheard i'te d-iv tu th
i:-"-"iit rttom of tfi ti,tr at Sara-t-.i.
I la.
A niM.t'.vr ef p;.ter. ri"t knwsog
.f M.tirau's i-r.--.rn.-e. ere fiT l n
llirtr g'lif ti- k in lead of rn uf
op the-r Kt . a-itxHcr el! m h ft
ihii itrlie tNe ,.'vd te f;rt
h"l tn r.-h--r i!uu: Ii w
(MAto h'( :hr hA.t ttjide the liir pre-
V t.O&H.
Mirtw st hi fa'1 y'sters t
Ve slid tnik Ktf';i t from t!":e
' - i t t
. S-heduIea for the Twilight league
ibg wet k. ftfctrd ng to present pluus. ' Vie IiiDch O tJm.fty. being a fisher-j but it is probably claimed by some
is the report of "Top" i'hares. p - : - -
id ut of the i.rganization. The season
is expected to open about May 1 and
close about July 4. AH games will
he played on the S. .Marys athletic
field on South Willamette street, ar
rangements for this ground having
been made, the president states.
Five of the sir teams have already
started organization. These nre the
Fruit tlrowers. Furniture and Hrug
dealers. Hardware and Sporting Good
dealers, 1'ontoft'iee and Rankers. Flans
for the organization of a sixth team
are now under way and it is expected
that these w.il be completed next
weok. '
The learns which are now being
organized wijl be composed of some
of the bst of the amateur diamond
tab nt of the city judging, hy the list
of players that have already been
signed.
home-made radio set.
"Who is there among ua on this
bright spring day whose memory goes
back to the time when Tiger,, Flo
wers was listed aa the "Black Ket
chel"' of the middleweights?
Glenua Collette denies she has been
taking golf lessons from Waiter 11a-
gen
Just rise same it was
me umgnng rroiners c;rcm y
moved into Mudinou Snutre uriH
but none of the clowns are n ta.J
tng as r irpo was.
If she doesn't shudder whea J
kiss her with a three-davs' growti
beard you knov she lovt-a yoa,
always Us -the wrade .
(Br NKA Service)
J OS ANGKLKS, Calif., April 11.
George Washington Kid Monkey
Stntz.
Funnv name for a ball nlaver '-but
oh boy-not half as funny as George I', Vtn fl, l T n' .
and they call me kid. It's lots of fun
for Stiit. too."
Stutz has led the band nt every
season opening since he's been in
baseball. He'-i made n fine art of the
PNUT
&ACKF1
JOE. -WILLIAM S
f KT'S see, now, what wast the name
of that vice preside nt why wu
going to he so different?
Cozy lolns favorite springtime
ditty is "You made me whrt I am to-
DO YOU !
Believe In Signs!
A New Location
A New Phone
A New Name
39 - 7th. Ave. East
one - one - one
Service Sign Company
Formerly HEISER & BENSON
SIGNS
OF ALL
KINDS
AND
PAINTED
RIGHT
Washington Kid Monkey Stuta in
person.
And in person, he's going to be
with the Portland Beavers this sea
son, as a coach, us an extra in
fielder, as a ptneb hitter but prin
cipally as a comedian, to coax a guf
faw out of the most serious fun. ,
He's the Nick Altrock of the min
ors. For 15 years, he has been
clowning for minor league clubs nli
over the couutry.
T enjoy it uri much as the fans
do," says Sluts. "Laugh with thnn
when they laugh at you, and youtl
keep getting younger right along.
Look at me as a horrible example
playing professional ball 15 years.
line rim the gamut from head.-'tnnd
and splits to climbing- the grandstand
netting and turning back flipflnps uff '(
dugout roofs. i
He has several comedy makeup-
that cuii be relied upon to heiirtcii
the home team aud players when the
game looks lost. And a laitjih at
the right time, St tit it avers, is great
for pulling lost gamea out of th fir'.
There's a "September mum" ft nut
tiiitt he originated. There are stunts
in bat swinging, aiul there are scores
of more tricks in his old suitcase.
And on top of it all. Stntz. despite
his ears in baseball, his 14.i pounds
of weight und his small Mature, is
brainy enough ball player to be a
valuable addition to must uny old
club.
erican Association in 11H7. KnlereJ
navy in WIS. Sold to Los Angelej,
Pacific Const league, following year.
Repurchased by Cubs for 10:22 season.
Traded Inst winter ulong with Gran
tham and Neihaus tn Pirates for M:i
ranville, Grimm and Cooper,
Outstanding feats Won 10 gjiines
and lost nine in 10'J.'l. Fielded imiO
same seas.m, accepting ."J clmnces in
games.
I The Referee
How many games did Hetroit win
and lose from Cleveland during the j
ISU.'t season ? T. F. S. I
Hetroit won l.'t and lost 0 in
thi series with Cleveland.
I How long d:d Kddie "CuiiKuibaU''
I Martin lmfd the bantamweii'lii liiie''
'HEGAtTA IS PLANNED ( - S. S. S.
VICTORIA, H. C. Apr. 1 1. 1 letroit j About three months.
Mich.. Portland, Ore.. Seattle. Bell- . ,
iiigiiam. a no 4 iiromn, nu.. were
amon frtrcn m..,.,rl.,.at ...trica on ! WILLAMETTE COLLECTION AND
fill- hre loiluv f,.r two ili mil.-, an I , CREDIT SERVICE
honr ra,fB at a I'a.-ifi- ira-t rbain- j ' """'n SPrnini,. s.; wil a,,,
Ptonship rotttn to to hfl.l in Vi.L.ria I s'- 1 ll"n" s- Ms',
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Hornl Virtoria ntiil V:ili ior 11;m1 I
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