THE EUGENE GUARD
Pago Nine
MUTT AND JEFF
The Infernal Revenoo Gets Mutt In an Awful Pickle
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By BUD FISHER
today's Cross-Word Puzzle
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W1DE-.WATEKS-A oEA TALE 1
48.
no.
52,
53.
Low male voice. ' .
Newspaper paragraphs.
Remain.
luiposeB as a necessary accom
paniment. Bue line.
A partj- for men only.
Classical language.
Spoken.
Hurled.
Linear measure.
To inflate.
Cry.
Kxisted.
Face value.
To bribe.
Twitching.
Years of life.
Doorway leading to street.
Commenced.
PurchuBes.
Two-wheeled buggy.
To mingle.
Distant.
To fall in drops.
Person to whom a gift is made
Facts admitted.
Sorrowful.
Fowl.
To plant.
To deposit.
To forbid.
Surface of cloth.
Fluid from the yeB.
Pine tree.
Hallway station.
To the weather side.
The crossword puzzle craze.
To venture.
Covered with wax.
Pried in smoke.
Stepped.
Pithy.
Allows. . v - .
VERTICAL
Excellent.
Carbuncle.
Heavenly body.
Wiee men.
Sick.
Emperor.
Girl.
Err.
Slackens.
Rubber hoops used for autos. j
Resemblance, :
To scream.
2000 pounds.
To court. 1 - !
Bag. , !
Child's napkin worn round neck.
To be victor. . 1
Awaits. !
No flexible.
Citric fruit.
Assessment. '
Pertaining to ear, -
Literary composition.
Point i
Cotton machine.
Evil.
One who entangles.
Lair.
Immeasurable time. '
Stool.
OwnR.
Small mass.
Food in genernl.
Membranous wing of fish.
Foot lever.
Primitive perception.
Adjective describing flying
plnncs.
Wilt.
Bones supporting chest.
Crown of head.
Scatters.
Joined. .
Beer.
By Captatu A. Fi. Dingle
Answer to yesterday's cross-word
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Radio
Programs
Ever popular with a ereat audiencu
of radio fans, the KGO players re
turn to the air tonight nt S o'clock
fd produce Booth Tarkincton's
"Clarence.'1 Ten well known voices to
Pacific coast radio fans will be heard
" the cast. Between the acts music
will be played by the Arion trio.
le Novak. TaHio eolf instructor
will broadcast lesson number two of
tli series being given over KGO at
'loo clock before the rndio may. Li-
fcner? again will be invited to send in
flf.:i(i)reased stamped envelopes for
Pies of the chart showing funda
mental positions of the club and
which will be referred to by
Tak during his lessons.
il infancy until it is possible to put
"oil-word puzzles in tho air," de-
no r. i-. a, ininoua newspaper
tUInnist "unrl ..ntU ...on nnlror nUv.
fr in seven tuwn run tnnn in on A
Hue."
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TONIGHT'S PROGRAMS
Pacific Coast.
KGW Portland. 41tl..r meters 7:15
I ni- venther, police find market re
Jjni and news bulletins; 7:45 p. m.
'"Kii wouJ letter bv Pacific Cd-on-
ue Wool Growers; 8 p. m., Kuil
fra, "The Knrtnn TaIUf." nrc-
WDlCfJ throiieh vim trlf-nhoiir from
J"wiripa auditorium by Portland
AtX Upera associntion and sponsor-
py Parf nt-Tencher association.
Va Angeies, 476 meters j
j' 'i p. m., Kxaminr'i musical balf
ar: 0:15.7. Hnditorial and X. M. O.I
A-pvpaker; 7-7:45, dance orchestra;,
' K. fluasicai aonjtB, Paul Keese; 8-
pr"5--aui, Standard Oil company of:
Ll forma in rhnra -..-irt miorn.!
-ui nn,i statiims: 0-10, program1
2 'Wiimv Uiladi; 1U-11, Examiner,
"n-liPHtra.
i' L'lf Annelca, 278 meter--
fl bip.lilni 8ermon Aimee Seinple
1 her?.)!!. i.a.r..P. fl-i-'..1ll Cmv
'd:o musical i. Top rm 10-11 nririiU
''V Lu.er Fricke Green.
Oakland. Cal., 3MI meter
Front:..- A -'n,.--." nuv.
l'J-I. dance music, SJfnrj Hul-
nn.bfMra.
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i,. - on II 1(.H lit.' II B l.IIMi'i
. wri orphpntrn, KdvarH Fiti
"Inf Elector; 0::;i)-7:3O, iitt! sto
v Ar,..rjt.an hmtt-ry. prufRBor
' r',ixtf.T Hfrtf.oR; Joys
i . ll'1;ir flub; tt O-lO. Plg:X
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O.aO p. m., vocal and instrumental
program arranged, Dr. Brooks,
KXX, Hollywood, Cnl. 837.8 meters
5:45-0:15 p. m,, Wurlitzer pipe or
gan studio program; sports talk, S-id
.iff; 6:30-7:30, dinner hour music; 8
9, program, B. IT. Dyas corporation;
9-10, KNX fonture program; 10-11,
Abe Lyman's Cocoa mis Grove dance
orchestra from Ambassador hotel.
TCPO. Knn Frnneisco. 4U9.5 meters
4:30-5:30. p. m., Kudy Seiger's
Fairmount hotel orchestra; 8..iU-6:50,
children's hour stories; 7-7:30, Hudy
Seiger's Fairmount hotel orehcstr-i;
S-9, Theodore J. Irwin, organist; 9-10,
program, San Francisco conseratory
of music; 10-11, Gene James Hose
Room Bowl orchestra.
KFOA, Seattle, 455 meters 0-7 p.
m., studio program for boys. Silent
afteT 7 p. m.
(Continued)
T ULLED by the murmur of the tide
u on the shore, and the soft croon
ing of the night breeze, Juke slept
soundly for all his- problems. He
failed to hear the stealthy tramp of
many feet. A line of men stepped
cautiously by him without Beeiug him,
and went towards the boat on the
bench. Jake only awoke to the snarl
ing challenge of Ike Saintly. Then,
swiftly awake, he became aware of
the gathering about the boat.
Pie ran down, bursting in among
the riot that seemed to center there.
"Lor' luuirae! Stooard, it's bus!"
exclaimed young Tubbs desperately.
Ike menaced his head with the ax.
"Git back! Tyke ycr 'amis orf the
boat!" warned Ike, and his weapon
swished through the air murderous
ly. Stevens pushed forward.
"Grt back there! What does this
mean? "Who's here?"
"Gnwd bli'mo, it's Mister Stevens,
ship before you are found out. Work,
you're afraid of! You'll build roads
under a Java sun if you don't turn to
like men."
"We didn't steal a bout, Mister,'
retorted Sims. The other boat is
hauled up, for fear we would, though.
You ain't bceu treated none too
good, Mister Stevens. We only done
the same as you. We swum for it,
too. . And we're ready to follcr you'
if you '
"Don't wyste href on ini!" growled
a voice in the dnrk. "Them rtits
rminin' over th, deck finished me. To
'ell wiv 'im. Let's tyke (he boat an
git on our way for Anjcr."
Voices joined in agreement. The
crowd, begun to move. Ike uttered a
yell, nnd the starlight glittreed on
liia ax blade.
"Come on, chaps!" shouted n mi
on the outside of tho little mob, nttd
before Ike could reach him his hands
were launching the bjoct, and' Mary
wus in it. Ho fought well, but he iiad
been sadly dazed by that first tre
mendous blow. lie called up cun
ning where drawn bade fair to fail.
Head down, and arms protecting it,
ho charged clear of the gang, ami
swiftly turned upon them.
"Buck, you rats! Hands off, or I'll
Bhoot you full o' lead! Quick, you!"
"Bli'iue! Th' bleeder's got a gun!
Look out."
Fearfully the deserters backed
clear. They backed as long as Jake
advanced, holding a big closed clasp
knife towards them. Then ho warned
Uhein to keep that distance; and even
lite did not decline hiB offer to keep
watch with him under thy -aiiolter of
the boat.
(To be continued.)
FLAPPER FANNY Byy
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Home Hints
TF A CLOSET Is damp, place a cup'
of quicklime in tho corner and ;
It will absorb the dampness and (lis- i
infect as well.
Soaking Curtains
Sonk curtains in salt water over
night when they are being washed
for the first time. They will wash
easier and look better.
Raisins In Apples
When baking apples stuff the hole
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Vi'o kin gol
Dentists
It ei-m all fenr you.
And hate to come near you.
And yet we mint truthfully ay
You really are kind
For we always will find
That you take all our toothaches
away.
"Oll'me! Th' Bledcr'o Got A Gun! Look OutI"
blokes!" cried Sims, and the crowd l were upon the liont. Another hnnd
tore down the mill.
"Shove orf, me sons
strytciied out nfloat!"
"Hum! off!" roared Juke, and
plunRed headlong at the man tenrinK
the anil awning down. He Rtnn'k
fiercely at the dim face, and the fel
low toppled hack into the lapping tide.
Ike struck with hia ax, and the edge
gaahed the gunwale of the bout not
an Inch clear of nnother hand.
K'a a bloody murderer!" gulped
drew back with many a muffled whis
per and scarcely jnuffled chuckle.
"What is it, IkeV" called Mary,
from her Blielter.
"There's th' Judy!" whispered Sims
hoarsely, digging n forefinger jocose
ly Into Tubbs' ribs.
"Don't be frightened. Mary," Jake
called to the girl. Then with a
ferocity that abashed the men for the
moment he put hia face close to the
runirfwr man and barked:
"What d'ye want? What's youi he lucky one who had escaped. J hen
game' Who sent you?" "'"re was a rush. Something struck
Homebody remembered that Steven ; Jnlll! on ' ' pitched
was no longer a first mate to be ; """S" ," boat gunwale. Ike
( A ' screamed, for dwnperate hands seized
cnr ... ; his ni and rendered him powerless
"Never mind our gyme, Mister, ; fnr lmni( ftmJ01w,h ho Btm dmjK ,
snnrled a bold voice. 'W e am t come (he jinmiei jllke tumbled to hi 4
arter you. U e don t core if feet again, all but tmni d, and beat
never sees you. Me crnne to tyke J)t fnP(1(t (,mt Hinrh.(1 n( 1im Hf,
th" bnnt and beat it over th Stryfrs. t hparf, !lirv rrT f)tt nn(1 foncht
An th lvov Kin comp, too, n nue
made by removing tho com with
raisins. .
Cinnamon Applos
Add a few red cinnamon candies
to apples when you bake them. The
color as well us the flavor will be
improved.
Potato Tip
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Potatoes should never lie in cold
water without salt.
Cloan Piaster Casts
Plaster cants may be cleaned by
covering with a paste of FreurhJ
Fit up Attic
Window
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If the attic ! to be used 1 den
or simibir room for the man or boy
cf th honse. and it h dormer
window, no better me of this spot
an be made than that rhown here,
li-.ok drives are llliit in the wall
hn:f ay up. with the iudow lend
ut lidit nd ir above II.
wants to. hey blokes t
" T'sh yer row, Monlhy!" growled
Tubbs, pushing himself forward. "We
come ashore. Mister Stevens, becos
we ain't goin' to 'ave our hearts
broke and be swore at. We come
ashore,, syme as you."
'Th' bloody rats started to run
hover the deck, so it's time for sailer
men " Another, garrulous voice
broke In. Tubbs cursrd the speaker
and went on with his own tale:
"We want to know, MMer' Stevens,
If it ain't law as our Articles is up an
cancelled as soon as the shiy strikes."
"You'll all be clapped into the atone
frigate as soon as yon get ashore,
that's how you st'jnd," relnrted Stev
ens rontemptiHiu.'dy, He might be a
disgraced and discredited officer: but
he still beld to the rule of caste, lie
was dealing with forecastle rabble.
Not even decent sailorinen. No de
rent aailormen would desert the ship
while there was hope 0f saving her.
He grinned at the thought. Hut in
hi. own esse he bed been definitely
redueed to a nonentitr and fold to -o.
Suddenly he thrust in amor.g ii,.'
rlil'tering gang. All were dripp'iig
wet, they smclled sour. They v-.-ere
all brnthlrg hard a if from eter
tion, or ansie'v He peered into
face after another.
'I thoueht so!" he ripd. M'ppini:
back toward -the bolt. 'N.it one
f,i,sl man mmmt '. My advice to
yon , is, get haei, t. the host that
brought you ashore, and return to the
iy to reach her. Heavy elulis of drift"
wood hammered upon his skul). Mo
felt as if wheels wlii-led inside hia
head. Ike Hcreuiued, but those ruf
fians wepo not to be driven off by
screams. The boat moved, too. They
chalk and wat-r. Hub this off witti
h Hoft bruxb uftcr it has been allowed
to dry on.
tsas av St ttavic. iseT ' I
ui i.i v ijoy Irlunds has been
colleotlno Ivory until his head ll Just
full of it.
Deep Sea Tale
Stirs Old Salts
HULL, England, MnTch 12. (P
Windjammers have become so scarce
on the high sens today a sailing
vessel of any kind attracts more or
less attention In utmost any port, and
especially after n long voyage. In
tho eyes of seafaring men tho full
rigged sliip is rapidly disappearing
and it has been estimated that there
aro but 125 of this type of vessel In
commission fn all tho world today.
Of these only five aro owned by
British Interests, compared with
hundreds a few years ago.
After one of the worst voyages
ever recorded on her log, the four
masted German bj ing ship Georg
Kemiiiu arrived fn Hull recently from
Mobile, Ala., loaded with cotton, lift
er being marked up as nearly five
weeks overdue. Tho ship was
caught fn a West Indies hurricane In
December, blown back on her course
for hundreds of milrs, lost most of
her sails, and was nearly dismantled.
She was on the verge of being tossed
nshoro when her anchors caught and
held just in the nick of time.
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I Today's Styles
nm do on mean, w hen you nolemnly mh.v, "I gus that I'm getting
old?" I ll btrt you've forgotten the secret of pluy, If the story were truth
fully told.
Von can't limp around in an oM rajy chair and spend all your time
just a fretting. If that's what yu di well, it seems only fair that the
uge a '-he's the thing joii are getting,
Too oft"i) w fail at Juut faring the truth 'cause it's eafy to loaf life
away. We know that there still is a calling of youth if wa'd only g"t p"p
up and piny.
Ilesl vigor and vim will koep pe.ople In trim though great many
yrers have been tIM. Wh-n you b-t such thing halt, well, it's just your
owu fp.tilt if yo'i have to admit that you're old
Cmt on there, young f'!fow, don't simply be yellow, but put up an
iic fight that's rM)J. If you'll learn bow to play, you'll agree; when I
'.y ittnt rf'tVrr oidy- a old an yn't f 1.
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JACK DAW'S ADVENTURES
' Story by Hal Cochran Drawings by U W. Redner '
AT LOG BIYKR CHAPTER 11 t -
riEE," said Jack, as he watched log after log corns Bhooting down trie
slldewny, "it would be fun to ride down on one of those logs." "Well,
why don't you try it?" laughed the mill, man. "You go on up the hill and
climb aboard a log. I'll see that you come to no harm when it lands
here."
CO, UP the hill Jack went. On the way he stopped now and then to
k watch the logs go speeding by. "Looks kind of fast and dangerous,"
thought the little adventurer. But he didn't want the mill man to think
ho was afraid so he continued his climb up to where the tree trunks start
ed their Journey. , , .
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The lines of tlris eoM are familiar,
but th" trimming is not. Thee mott
led band 'hat trim the hem, sleeves
; and collar are duck breasts u-d
I as fur banding would be. The mater
j in) tit th coat is very heavy satin,
i lined with a delicate Krny.
Cynthia Grey Says:
JjKAH Miss Grey: 1 have a very
nice' young son 15 yenrs old whose
only fault is that he is Inxy, 1 have
to stage a battle every time I want
htm to sweep the walks or do any
little job around the house. Tell mo
what I can do with blin. Aiixioiis
Mother.
You ran begin the work you '
ought to have begun when lie wa ,
a baby, nuking him obey you.
Hurt'ly, nfttr you have told liim '
to do a thing, you have strength
of will to at--! that he does It. A
buy this age ought to earn every
t' nt of his spending mom-p doing
odd jnhs for the neighbors as well
as for you.
Hear Mist Grey: My baby is n year
old and 1 have not left her a lull
d .en times since she was born. My
liut-lmiid gori out alone in the eve
ning, itipistiiig that I stay with tue
h'lby. although my mot he rims offered
to take ear? of her when 1 want to
go out. Is this fair of him? Linda. -No,
it's not fair to jvu to ask
ym to stay in every night In the
year, so long as your mother is
willing to take tare of your
baby. V'iu nctd to go out ureas
buuliy no as not to ln;cmne nmr
bid ss most house bound people
do become. Liplin this to jour
husband
When a
AT TUN top Jack found another mill man. "Hello, there, joung fellow,"
greeted the stranger. "Hello yourself," replied Jack. Then he ex
plained what ho had come up for. "Why sure you can have a ride,"
laughed the mill man. "1 ride down to the mill every night when it is
time to quit work." (Continued.)
U) Small paper substitutes lot
pipe, cigara und stogies.
i'Ji Bundle, bale, cluster
(Hi Slang for money,
H) Stews, boils, fidgets.
flupuer we'll cnll Beast
llef.s
Thought she'd tackle a few (1)
She purloined n whole (21
From her dear brother (3)
Who's so mad he Just fusses and
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