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THE EUGENE GUARD
Friday Evening,
THE EUGENE GUARD
An Independent afternoon newspaper published dally except 8unday.
PAUL It. KELTY. Editor EUGENE 8. KELTY, Business Manager
Offices 1037-1041 Willamette Street
The Eugene Guard Is a member of the Associated Tress. The
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tion of nil news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise cred
ited to this paper and also the local news published herein. All
rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved.
FHIDAY, FEHIU'AHY 27.
Home Co-operation.
THE Eugene f timers' creamory shows sales of $370,000
for the year recently closed. It shows payments of
$270,000 to farmers for inillc and cream'. Jt shows a
$26,000 payroll. This is the sort of an industry that
builds cities and their back country alike. It gives the
dairymen a homo market and pays them the top prices
for their products. It gives employment to home people,.
It is co-operative and its profits, earned here, are kept
here in Lane county.
Such enterprises as this ono and the Eugene co
operative fruitgrowers' association are the very backbone
of community progress and foremost factors in its pros
perity. They take the raw products of the surrounding
country and manufacture them and market t.heni and
the profits are kept at home. More and similar enter
prises to utilize other products of the home lands will
go farther towards promoting farmer prosperity and
sound business growth than any other ono thing that
one can think of off hand.
A Wicked Plot Defeated.
THE Klamath Falls Herald has made the remarkable
discovery that the forces which opposed George
Neuner for appointment as United Slates attorney for
Oregon were Hie die-hard "wets" and the power trust.
The Herald also informs a palpitant public that "The
state owes Senator .McNary a debt of gratitude for his
insistence upon Neuner's appointment, ' for it wn3 only
through his irrevocable determination that tho fortunate
choice was made."
Air. Ncuner has the qualifications and thecharac
ter to make a first class district, attorney, and his ap
pointment will doubtless prove acceptable to the w.hole
state. But the revelation that ho was the only lily-pure
candidato in tho field is new stuff. Apparently, if the Her
ald is correct, it was Senator MeNary's great solicitude
for universal enforcement and observance of tho pro
hibition law that prompted hi? "irrevocable determina
tion" in favor of Ncuner. Tho fact that McNary and
Ncuner were law-school cronies together and lifelong
friends since had nothing to do with il. The fact that
Bob Kuykendall, candidato against Ncuner, ,had op
posed Attorney General Van Winkle in tho last cam
paign and that Van "Winklo is another closo friend of
McNary, had nothing to do with it. No, it was Senator
MeNary's determination to defeat tho foul plot to open
up tho saloons in Oregon and turn tho state over to tho
power barons that turned tho trick for Neuner.
"Well, well, Herald, yours is tho newsiest editorial
wo remember to have read right lately.
Time was when people took a newspaper for its
political views. Nowadays they tako it for its news and
its features and its editorial excellence rather than be
cause of tho set of principles that the editor espouses.
It is a pretty narrow individual nowadays who cannot
stand to read in a newspaper somothing that is con
trary to his own views without sending in a stop order
on his subscription. Because tho newspaper-reading pub
lic is more liberal about these things than it used to be
there is less demand for moro than one newspaper in
it small community than formerly. Also tho production
of a newspaper nowadays costs so much more than it
used to do that duplication of service is being more and
more eliminated in the smaller cities and towns as a
matter of economy. An example of this tendency is the
consolidation this week of tho Albany Democrat and flic
Herald into ono newspaper. It insures the flourishing
of one daily newspaper where two had been eking a
bare existenco or less. In politics tho consolidated paper
is to bo independent, which also is in accord with an in
creasing and healthful tendency of tho times.
Senator Modill McCormick, dead nt Washington,
came of eminent family of newspaper people and was
himself an editor of more than considerable ability bo-
i'oro lie deserted tho editorial desk for a political career.
In politics ho did nothing so useful as what ho had
dono in newspaper work. In the United States senate
ho will bo remembered chiefly for his obstruction of in
ternational co-operation for the preservation of pence.
Victoria Booth-Demarest is quoted as saying at ono
of her meetings in Eugene: "When differences are for
gotten, when doctrines nro forgotten, when people begin
to lovo each other, that is tho opening wodgo of a re
vival and it can be said to be fairly under way." If she
can mako that ono teaching sink in and find acceptance
with those who hear her, the present series of meetings
will not have been in vain.
Young Mr. liuohtel of Portland has admitted re
sponsibility for just nbout all tho incendiary firoH that
have occurred sinco Nero set Komo ablaze in order to
get inspiration for bin fiddling. Ion't bo surprised if
Mr. Buohtel confesses that he and not Mrs. O'Leary's
cow started the great Chicago fire, and that ho instead
of the earthquake caused the great San Francisco conflagration.
Kugeno is to participate iu the nation-wide move
ment to give school children motion pictures of tho kind
that are wholesome ami good for them to see, at Sat
urday morning performances. ,Jt is an effort worth while.
Tho Rtate senate killed the bill to put the Btnto into
censorship of motion pictures. Jt was a good job.
Docs your winter suit look dingy-liko in tho sun
phineT So does ours.
COMMENT OF
Not So Bad
(MfiUonl Mail-Tribnnt)
Tlicre I. pr.liy conclusive ltlroc
thai our worthy novsrnor is prepar
ing trsrfiil tour of Hit stats soon I
afir ailjmirnmrnt of tho legislature, I
during Khkb our lacbrj uvse cbit( ei-j
Telephone 1200
THE PRESS
fmtivs will rmlraror to anurn. rol
of tht rf"i"d martyr.
Now "Vtr" has bf.n snmmhal
pic ked upon, but It h.ia hr.n In cly I
ni. own laun. lonaintruif l lie ta.ius
h, !,, rather kin.l lo him.
Thanks to the srual. jestrrds) (lie.
Fish bill was defeated, thus return
ing to the governor Lib appointive
powers, winch he should liuve.
There bus beeu a decided disposition
to lend au ear to the Stale House iu
the matter of special taxes. The Port
of Portland result was the only geu
u.ne slup administered, und it was iu
every wuy deserved.
So we see little cause lor tears. If
(lie governor hud been more concern
ed with the welfare of the state and
lens wilh putting the Irgisluturo into
a hole, lie would have Jiuil uu ciixier
lime and the slate would have becu
better off.
Considering all the circumstances,
therefore, we believe tho legislature
has doue rather well. Of course, it is
easy to curne out auy legislative body,
lint before indulging iu profanity it is
always well to secure tho facta.
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When Faith Are Shattered
(New York World)
Profound drauiu arises out of the
conflict between man's fuith and cir
cumstances wlijch tend to treuk it.
A year or two ngo, for example, the
Itev. Dr. Samuel I). .McCoimell, a man
who had spent l'ifty yeurs in the Epis
copal priesthood, and then Beveuty
five years old, wrote a book, "Confes
sions of an Old Priest," in which he
said: "I have had to ask myself
whether any of these thing! are true"
referring to the faith he had
preached so long. Now the ltev. Jir.
Stuart Lawrence Tyson, a man who
has consistently maintained that
Christ'so idea of marriuge was "one
man lor one woman until death
breaks the bond of matrimony,"
brings action for divorce. What soul
searching and agony lie back of such
things as these' .Most of us cau fair
ly well imagine. Probably the deepest
part of the human struggle never gels
into the newspapers at all.
A Gink Who Needs Firing.
(Salem Slntesman)
Some gink working at writing bul
letin! in the United States department
of agriculture, in a screed of fl f'.'W
days ago, advised ugainst the exten
sion in this country of tho sugar bjet
industry and beet sonar mauufactui
ing. lie has been duly Jumped on by
some of the beet sugar interests, lie
should be fired, lie has no place -n
tjie government payrolls. President
Coolidge is on record as in favor of
making this country self sufficient
and we send out more money for su;
sr thsu for any other one food pro
duct. And we can grow nud uink-!
every pound of it In this country.
Not a Question of Playing Fair.
lllosebiirg News-Heview)
One hundred anil seventy-five thoti-
A .illura Imw heen voted hv tile
Oregon legislature for normal
school at Asniann. on ?,
championing the bill, stated that "the
time has arrived In piny fair with
southern Oregon." "Playiiut fair" with
any Bection of tJie. slate is not good
business. The real question is wh !
ther or not the- taxpayer will get
value received for the expenditure.
Also whether another normal school
this time when
everybody i (clamoring for lower
taxes.
Tom Sims Snys-
W
HEN will prohibition be old
enough to do without its bottle
There' a fortune for tho twin who
rnn innke two auton park where on'y
one parked before.
Crying over spilt milk only helps
to curdle It.
It takes a beauty doctor to make a
mountain out of a mole spot. ,
ryinir .himself lo death over his
heulth.
a .inii.t I. in iliH.'nvrretl tieonle
imi'i. ii si-rrh sen so. Then tint ex
plains why ho few huabanda get
away with their lies.
nulla a number of voting men aro
f.h.uinir in Kilison'a 8 tons when ft
cornea to sleep, but not when it
icnioa to work.
"
nrftriiot tJie hottest summer
ever. We nlwn.vs do. And our guess
alwavs seems to be correct.
Was Lnnw h nmn who worried fto
much about his hair turning gray
that he grew b:ild instead.
('aiu.Io uiicA claimed thev never
poke cross words to each other.
j In Lighter Vein j
RoatUido Commcroe.
(Smith Item! Tribune)
Tho southern Stutei are spending
million for Improved roads, sny re
turning tourists. Already one ran
drive for miles without losing tho
odor ot hot dogs.
All Ho Could Do.
(New Haven Kcgistrr)
"Are you giving jour daughter a
complete musical education V
"Well, perhaps not that, but I'm
paying for one."
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How It's Done.
( llocliester Tunes-l'iiion)
You can't actually read men out of
a party, but you cau stop passing the
pie.
Temperamental Relief.
(Washington Star)
"Am ou going to see I he new un
derworld play?"
"Yes," answered Senator Sorghum.
"My indignation has been considerable
aroused. My public position fnvbtd u
to upc- profanity, but I'd kind o like
momentarily to get into the atmov,
phero of it,"
Modesty. i
(Coneinnaii Kmiuirrr)
minks Young Hoasterleigh ssys
he never did take any at nek in thee
productions about the world coining t'
an end.
Jinks N he thinks th worM ;
won't come to an end until he dies,
Self-Expression. !
(Washington Star) j
"You had a very friendly audience.
Ut'iardte of uhot jou wrr lut!
they would break luto prolonged
p'aune."
"er," answered S'nst r Sotghu-n.
''I'm b'giiung to uoudcr v. heth.'r
utiiue i'f nit f rlcinl w uMm'i rsOo i
hear vueuuche cheer thou lua talk. ' i
Another
"PULL" EVIDENT IN WASHINGTON
Disoosltion Made of Two Pension Apolications Shows Its Work
Inas in Unlovely Light
By UAUKY II. HUNT
INK A Service Writer)
7ASH INUTON, Feb. 27. Con
gress ia mways ready to resent
any mention 6f "pull in pontics."
CongreHsional intercession in behulf
of certain entrees or individuals, it n
always insisted, in merely to get at
tention to thu "merits" of the case.
Any "pull'' ur "influence," in the
sense of striving to land special fa
vors for Bpecial persons or interests
moves members to hot and indignaut
denial. '
And yet, to the man outside looking
in, there always aeeins to be a gre.it
moss of measures more or less tinged
by the pernnual interests of member!)
or of certain of their constituents.
The bias, if bias there be in these
eases, may he entirely subconscious.
Hut to outsiders, the effect of per
sonal favor in the advancing of ninny
measures miikes the opinion Inescnp.
able that "pull" ruther than merit de
cides many matters.
A case in point is Hint just disclos
ed in a repurt by the senate commit
tee on peudous. ''
Heenuse of the clear-out factors in
this case, it illustrates the situati
more effectively than could pages of
exposition.
Two applications came before the
committee for increases in pension.
.Mrs. Kdith I.. Quick, St. luis, .Mo.,
widow of 11 veteran of the SpanKh
American ami Words wars, sought au
increaso from $11! to $."i( per month.
(ieorge Curry, Kl Paso, Tex.,' vet
eran of the Spanish -American war,
sought an increase of from $12 lo
r month. ,
The committee recommended the I
In New York
y JA.MKS W. DEAN
UW YOltK, Feb. lii. Dishing tbe
dirt, as Flapper Fanny would
say, we repeat here the two bits of
caudal w inch make rialto tungiica
wag thu most:
'
lie is one of the best-kuowu actors
of the stage, n man of great talent
and great tcmperuincnt. His wife also
has considerable talent in the arts
and great tempera men t. They love
each other devotedly when they are
apart.
Once when the wife returned from
Kurope tho loving husband was itt the
wharf to greet tier und the warmth
of his welcome was marked by all
who witnessed it. Within half uu hour
they were engaged in terrific com
bat. Now wheu these two disagree iii'ta
than words fly between them. Indeed,
(he folk who occupy thu apnrtment
below invite friends in to listen to
the brie-nhrae and furniture of their I
dtxliuguUhed neighbors crash and '
echo. Their usual invitation is, "If;
you're not doing anything this evening i
come oer und listen lo the So-and-iio
fighting."
In Tin l'an Alley tbe ehoiee morsel j
of gossip concerns n well-known or-
chestrft conductor whose mail is fulF
of "crush" notes. He is as much a fa-
vorito among the ludiei - any maii-1
nro idol. He makes "big money" and,
upends il i 11 large wav, He lives in ;
great at,l at a hotel. The etory goe j
that lie his beeu married for yenra
and has a child nliiuut m its teens
and lli!it he ncd on ees either hii j
wife or ch'ld. having left orders nt thej
holel that they are not lo he admitted j
to his rooms. Not so many years ngo I
his wife carried bis lunch to h.tn at J
the cheap cabaret where he per
formed. ...
New York's ubwny is a city unto,
BIBLE THOUGHT
FOR TODAY
The Kingdom of tlotl comet ii
not with observation; neither
a:all they say, l,o here! or, l
there! for, behold, the kinpdo.n
of God is within you, l.uke
17::0. 21.
Blbla Question.
( I-'ok l'p the Aniwe r
U umiry rifiSt? Prov.
Secret Hobby Has Been
increase sought by Mra. Quick be de
nied. It recommended the increase
asked by Curry be granted.
"Mrs. Quirk," the report stated,
"is now drawing compensation at the
rate of $10 per month as a World
wax widow, and is only 44 years old.'
Of Curry, the report said; "lie is
now physically unable to earn his liv
ing by manual labor."
i,
On (lie face of the report, tho rec
ommendations seein entirely fair. The
report says Mrs. Quick ''is only 44
year old," suggesting she should he
able to supplement her pension by
personal employment.
It does not state she suffers from
nn ailment which prevents her from
working and Hint she has no child or
other relative to contribute to her
support.
The rejort says of Curry that "He
is now physically imaMe to earn bis
living by manual labor.''
It does not stiito that Curry is now
on the government pay roll at $3000 a
year as the United iftntea commis
sioner on the Mexican boundary com
mission. Curry never has had to esru iiis
living by manual labor. But he has
held many political jobs, including
that of high sheriff of Manila, gover
nor of New Mexico and member of
congress from that state.
Curry at one time served as private
secretary to Senator Bursum of New
Mexico. Itursum obtained for Curry
his appointment as boundary com
missioner. And Hursuin is now chairman of th
senate pension committee.
itself. At almost every station there
is a new-stand. At most of fie in,
eoufectionery stands. Fastened to
posts are gum and cnndy-vend.n ma
chines. So through the day there are
scores at wont who have nothing to
do with the ni'iiiucnance of the trans
portation syitcmi.
.Men collar penu ea from tin slot
machines and fill tho ernpw idols
whii'j collectj;- empty coin bjxea of
telephones. Other ore cleaning up
refuse left by passengers. Others
are po ins bid upon tho bo.inU that
line : lie Minions.
Without leaving the sumway level
ono can buy a meal, get a shoe-shine,
buy cigars or cigareta aud even bop
in the basements ot large department
stores. The latter venture entail
tbe spending of mother nickel if tho.
shopper re-emers the subway,
Out-of-town isitrs who are given
to the habit of visiting (he shriucs
o f fa mo us A me ric.i n s of ea n y hv
tor often search out the birthplace
of Washington iring. They have
rem' that he wan born in Wlllliui
street, between Fulton and John.
Hut when lluv reck out the place
th-y meet with disappointmen;. 'Jhe
house of Irving's birth has Ion,; since!
made way for gien; insurance offices;
and there is not even a Lronre
plaque to mark ih? pl.iee wheic the
founder of Ainer.c.iu 1 teruture first
saw the light of d.
Oregon Uriels
J. K. Joyce, Hood Hivrr orehsdist,
has purchased the Oak (trove orchard
of '1'. K. Inukia, .Iapiuene grower,
paying $l-,U0O for (he ;u acre.
S. J. Krost, recently from Hemidji,
Minn., dropped dead lnt week whil :
henoiiiuit 1K at a ltrooks-Scaul.a
ramp near Herd.
U K. Hlain. piotifor t kMjued of A!-
hatiy, lias presented the Ailvmy rol
j fge lihrary with 111 bo urnes coverinrf
(the fields of s.-iuiee and history,
j
j ('. T. Haker. Portland loy nn i
i pradu.ite of the 1'niersity of Oregon,
i has been re-elected seerrtary of the
Hood Uiver chamber of commerce.
' ' '
i An election will hs called in Iarh
( fiehl durini the latter part of March
1 to vote on a proposed bond in of
! $;ir,PtX for needed a-ho.l impnn.
inente. i
t The stste h'.thwsjr renimiislen h
called for hid tor surfinng the '1
i miles of tht llooiertlt h.jhoiy sou's
Uncovered
of Hjndou. Grading and clearing have
beeu going on all winter.
i i ne i acme ieiepiione huu jeie
graph company will Bpcnd more than
$.30,000 for extensions, and improve
ments of its plaot In the vicinity of
Albany during the coming year.
Telephone users in the Tumalo and
Plainview districts have petitioned the
Hend commercial club to help them
get direct connection with the Bend
or Hedinond telephone exchange.
25 Years Ago
(From The Guard Feb. 2T, 1000)
.Mrs. George Ji. Dorris entertained
the High Five club yesterday at her
home on Houth Willamette street.
.
Aya and un have moved their
plumbing shop to the rear of the
Griffin Hardware company at which
place their customers will be served.
.
The appoint ment of lion. II. H.
Miller to an important Chinese con
sulate is a deserved recognition of
merit and business talent,
Kli Bangs was a visitor in the city
today from Cottage Grove.
John F. Kelly of Coburg was iu
Kiigene today, lie says the new boom
across t,'o river will be completed in
two or three days.
S. 1j. Moorhend, editor of Junction
Times, was iu Kugene today.
m
It. F. Hollenbeck is home from a
trip to lloseburg.
W. K. Hrown. president of the Ku
gene Ioan and Savings bank, lias re
turned from a trip to IVrtland.
Invocation for the Boers
(Joaquin Miller)
The Sword of Gideon, Sword of God
He with you, Boers. Brave men of
peace
Ye hewed the path, ye broke the sod,
Ye fed white flocks of fat increase
Where Saxon foot has never found;
Where Saxon foot unto this day
Had measured not. had never known
Mad ye not bravely led the way
And made such happy homes your
own.
Junction City to
Consider Railway
JUNCTION CITY, Feb. 27. (Spe
cial) A committee of Junction City
citiiens held a meeting and banquet
at tho Oriole Cafe Tuesday evening
to perfect an organization for the fi
nancing of tbe Arnold auto rail trans
portation system. The proposal is
to build a road from Junction City
to the Laho creek county. Plans were
made for raising $10.(mki. Junction
City's share, part of which has been
subscribed.
The Arnold auto rnil transporta
tion system is a combiimtiou of prov
ed principles of nutoinobile and rail
road features operating by rubber
tired traius ou wooden rails.
LADIES SH0PPE
Iresimaking. hat, lingerie and
novelty faney work, 700 Willamette,
upstairs, l'hone SSI. ml?
Geo. V. Mcl.enn, Inmraace,
Willamette St, Tbone 617.
SOnl
tfi
Fellowship
of Prayer
Daily I.enten Hible reading
and roeditatioD prepared for
Commission on Lvaugellsm of
Ftd.ral Council of Churches of
Christ in America.
Th Fruits of Rspontajioa
Head Luke 3:7rl4. Text: 8-8. Bring
forth therefore fruits worthy of re
pentance. '
Meditation 'True repentance is not
a form or ceremony. It is a plain and
practical command to each one of us.
It involves a turning from sin and
tiie beginning of a life ot love and
service to one's fellow men; belpiug
the needy, comforting tbe sorrowful,
inspiring tbe discouraged, bruigini,
otbers to Christ. These sre some ol
the (ruits of repentance. Itcpentance
like a tree is known by its fruits.
"Wbeu you say" 'Lead us not int
temptation,' you must iu good eurnest
mean to avoid in your daily conduct
those temptations which you have il
ready suffered from. When you say
'Deliver us from evil,' you must inem)
to struggle against that evil in your
hearts, of which you are conscious
and for wiiich you pray to be forgiven.
To watch and to pray are aurely Jn
our power, and by these means we are
sure of getting strength."
Prayer God of all strength, lo ik
with thy great compassion upon our
failures. Bring good out of evil. May
tbe darkest 'of sin and mists of error
be dispelled by thy dwelling spirit. L'.'t
it be day time in our lives. Amen.
Cat Caused Death
LONDON', Feb. 27. A message ou
tbe screen of a movie show here
asked a man to return home at once.
When he arrived tlicre, he found his
wife suffering from a concussion of
the brain. She was taken to a hos
pital and died two days later. S'lic
inquest revcaliJ she had tripped over
a cat and fell heavily on the floor.
Parlor Car Bus
BEKL1N, Feb. 27. The parlor car
motor bus is tbe latest here. It is
equipped with lounging chairs simiiur
to a Tullman car and card tables.
ALLTHEIR MEATS
ARE SAFE AMD SANE
AS I FREQUENTLY
Qt"n steaks will give
the average man and
woman ovpry reason to
rejoice. They're chock '
block full of nourishment.
They're weighed on Renins
that are not' penny-wise.
Our meats deserve your
undivided attention nt
mealtime.
Sugar Cured Hams 27c
Sboulder Pork Roast 19o
Fancy Bacon Barks 28c
Choice Stall fed Steer
Beef Tot Roasts .. 18o
These are sure gooA
2 lbs. PorI Steak 45o
Choice Stall fed Steer
Prime Ribs of Beef 25c
All kinds of fish for
Lental Season
Watch for Mr. Happy
Party
rMR- HAPIy
PARTY
EUGENE
! KW75WillametteSt
Rain slick roads call for tire ch.iina-theu til
careful motorist can drive ou with confidence.
So It is In business. The road to succcm H "
too often steep and slippery. With assistance us ":'
driving especlully with financial problems.
Many Eugene people have been helped "'"j
dangerous places through tho aid of the I . S. .
Bank. They have been given a "grip on me i
by virtue of the sound financial program ,hnt
low; they have gained confidence to strive """a ,,
speed through our policy of honest dealing sna '
shooting. Do you wsnt Just such hanking
it awaits you here.
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SOMETHING WRONG
Headache 1 Backadiel Nervous? All a!;J
Don't neglect yourself. Neglect may t0
ou8 illness.
CHIROPRACTIC
Kemoves tho cause Health ivturb-
GEO. A. SIMON
Examination Fret 918 WllUmetts St.
The Secret
of success In
ulatlng mo-'CCtta-regularity0
1
Positing, j,,
alt, but put it j?
depositing to
credit ,0I
BANK op1 oft
MEllCE a .1
sum every
every mom el
3 Interest P4id ,
Saving, Account,"
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COMHERCF
EUGENE.0REGQN
DO YOU SPEND
ALL YOUR
SALARY?
The perccntae of those rti
mnnatie to save a part ol
their salnry Is very low. Tli
reason for this Is the lack
of systematic1 control ol li
nonces.
A First National Cherkiit
Account places at. your liinr
tips accurate liiformallm ii
lo where this and that part
of your Inconin has oci
A few months' rerord til
put you nn the rlcht ro-i
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