Monday Evening, January 2G
Page Six
THE EUGENE GUARD
Sounds Like Trick,
Jerry On the Job
Today's Cross-Word Puzzle
A FRETFUL FANCY Twister No. 84
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HORIZONTAL
, J fretful 12f chairs
'O to stop or ,'1 fabricate
cense ; ,32-wager
11 Binnll room ,
for privacy oebutante
12 sweethearts (abbr)
J4 boy 34 lubricant -
15 series of (coll.)
railroad ""30 cut in -two
carriages 3I( coincide
17 prohibit 42 art Me
18 part of ,'to ; 4'.i blood vessel
be" 4ii copper
10 theory (chem.)
20 ten -10 half (prefix)
yi kitchen utensil 4U parent's, .
'13 Teacher's fiO taut
College rU oat away
," (abbr.) 04 iwcd on
21- Tyr, iod ut automobile
War (myth. wheels .
'2d priestly gur- , UT tt be erect
ment 1 00 portion of
117 correct vkeletim (pi.)
Herewith in 8oluliou to Puzzle Ki.
. 1 loud, con
tinned noino
2 .r 1-2 yards
3 bone
4 eonKcal
0 I'xact
0 fthitijiouN
mud (pi.)
7 2(K0 pouniJa '
K four
9 bird'n beak
10 tracks fol
lowed by
hunters
1 1 applaud
13 vtilgur up-
'start
10 Itoman
weight of
one pound
22 thin pieceH
of baked clay
23 article
2i South re ii
Hotdier of Civil
War (coll.)
VERTICAL
2t Icarpet
2H taunt
30 an ago
33 eatein
3. money (pi)
30 bottom
37 calcium
(chein.)
38 male cat
30 pennies
(abbr.)
40 diphthong
41 tracks of
wheel
44 rodi'ut
47 witty saying
(Kr.)
48 girl's name
00 a metal
01 mineral con
- taining sub
stance 03 printers'
measure
04 toward
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I!y JAMES V. DKAN
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VKW YOIIK. .Inn. 'Jd.-r-She wns u
. cute littli! trick. In n bright crnn-
bi'iry emit with limy Hqiiirri'l collar
nmr u jnunty urcen Jint. i lor map
wt'ro of the Intent Htyle nnd hor trim
nrkli'M wore oncusi'd in flesh-colorcil
ni!k. As I pitHHPtl I turned to look
nt her fiiee. .She wns (l.'i if she wns n
iloy.
.
lie Is a man of (It). He rocs to the
burlier every dny for shuve. Bliainion
mill innnieuie. He weni'R the beHt of
tullored eintlies. I nee liiin about the
hotel lobbies often, lie is always
iilone, flaniliiiK iiimrt from the. crowl.
wistfully wntihinit ymuiRer men with
young women. He sliinils there for
liours,' spenklnn to nobody nnd no
body sienkiiig to him. .
Another mini I know used to ro to
the tlrnnil Centrnl di'iiot every iiIkIii
hnlf nn hour before the ilepiirture
of the Cleveliind limited. He would
uenii every count enaliee to see if he
might find one familiar face in the
throng, t'levelnml wns bis home town.
11c veined quite nlone in New York.
. .
During the summer nnd fall I
would walk of mi evening through
Prospect park in llrooklyu and al
ways 1 would see a niiildle-ngeil wom
an there with n decrepit old dog. lloth
dog and woman would steadily peer
out into the dark. . seeming to nee
things the rest of ub couldn't see,
epectre of the post trooping by in
the shadows. ' " 1
,
And: in the Fhitbiwli suction 'of
Brooklyn there Is a man of Il.l mar
ried to woman of til). They seldom
go out iiiiiI they rarely have visitors.
Tory seem li cling to each, other ,lo
drive away loneliness.
.
Loneliness! That Is the curse of
New York. The centrifugal force of
life here throws the lonely soul to
the outer rim of the mid swirl. Lot
joiilh fndo and romance becomes but
a deliiflve phantom pursued by fool
ish women and assliilne men.
There Is little home life here, com
pninlivcly speaking. Life is lived In
motion, in color, in passion. It is liv.'d
in a constant go, go, go. It i the
pace that becomes loo fust or the
step is broken, loiieliucss looms like
the bund of ihxiiti.
Hotels are full of men and women
living nlone; men and' women who
once were "the life of the party" now
sitting aside like wallflowers, grateful
for a passing glance or an hour's
v.slt with n old fricud.
Cynthia Grey Says:
liy CYNTHIA UUKX
It dui'nu'l tftke the evrntli ditiiKh
tcr of a seventh ttaiifclitcr " toll a
in tin's fortune even to the wlnr of his
future wife's eyes. Anyone con do It
without the help of carilx. palmistry
or the rvcrlnMing star.
I'nr example, If he admires nmll
blond girls with baby blue eyes and
H gi(t(il'. he is practically certain to
marry a serious-minded brutiet a half
bead taller thnt he In!
And such Is Kate that If he Is at
tracted by clever women, who talk In
epigrams and read every book that'
pnbliihed, he will probably wed a
brautiful dumb-bell who thinks thnt
the t'ardaneMea are a vaudeville
troupe.
If ht Ukei to ttep out. and could
double for Maurice, the dancer, the
chances tire that his bride will be a
homc-nuikiiig girts who stays home
nights to watt'h the dough riso in the
bread pun.
But If he's the sort who has a
heavy (lute nighlly with the easy chair
aud the evening paper, it's a foregone
coin.'liision thai the wifo of bis bosom
will spend most of her time giving
him orders toward the bright lights
that .she loves!
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
iJear Miss (Jrey: I have been In
the habit of- opening my husband's
until. Now he is having all of It seut
to Ins office. Doesn't it look to you
as If he had something he is trying to
hide from ine? Doctor's Wife.
Not at all. He probably feels, as
most people do, that he bus a right
to open his own letters, however.
And you ought to know the contents
of his mail ho horouKhly by this time
that you don't have to worry about
what's in It.
Miss Urey: I expect to be graduat
ed In .June from college, lint I huve
been e nagged for two yours to a intin
10 years older than I, lie wants me
to he married at once. My father
thinks I ought to finish school. Who's
right ? K. M.
Having been engaged so long, I
think your fiance ought to be patient
for a few. mouths longer until you
have your degree. It would hardly be
fair to disappoint your father now
when ho has spent so much money to
give you an education.
Farm Commissoin
Works on Report
WASIHN'CTON. Jan. 20. The
agricultural enmmisHion, having sub
mitted its second - report embodying
recommendations for agricultural re
lief It'giidiition, today began work on
a third which deals with administration
on existing laws affecting the far
mer. The second report will be made
public by the While House Wednesday.
Radio
Programs
flAPPER FANNY say?
Ilunco and concert music will be
on the air tonight from all the I'a-
cinc const stations, with an educa
tional lecture thrown In here and
there. Tune in oo Charlie Wellmun'a
frolic ut KIU lu l.os Angeles at 8
o'clock mid get a pot-purii of every
thing from juzz to grand opera and
vauuevuie. .,
KUW is putting out music by a
concert orchestm at 8 o'clock, and
during intermissions a novelty string
ijuartet will preaeut steel guitar selec
tions. On Wednesday eveniug, January -S
at 7:.'I0 a rartio concert will be given
at tin) ricnsniit Hill high school by
the ilyers radio and electric service
conipuuy of Kngeiie, under the aus
pices of the Trent locul of Farmers'
union. Everybody is invited.
Following arc thu programs of I'a
cific coast stations:
KOIJ, Morning Uregouiaii, Portland
7:lu p. m., pol.ee, weather and
market reports u mi news bulletins; 8
p. in., Oregonian concert orchestm:
10 p. m. George Oluen's metropolitan
orchestra of I lie Hotel Portland; in
termission number by JShefler s nov
elty string ipiunet.
KKAK, Pullman, Wash. a.'!0 7:.-i0-
I) p. in., progruiu.
KFI. l.os Angeles, 4(l!l 8-0 n. in..
dance music; U-1U, program; 10-11,
dance music.
- KFOA, Seattle, 455 0:4.-)-8:15 p.
in., program; biUO-lO, program, .Seat
tle Times.
KtiO, Oakland, Oil., 31LV8 p in.,
lectures; 10-1 n. m., ihiucc music.
KHJ, Los Angeles, .11158-10 p. in..
programme, Charlie Wellnnin's frolic.
K.N'X, Hollywood, Cal., 3:1710-11
p. in. progruin, June Purcell; 11-1'J,
dance music.
KPO, Sin Francisco. 4T.I 5:.'I0-
8:.'I0 p. m., children's hour; 7-7::ii),
dunce music, Kudy Seiger'B orchestm;
8-lt, organ concert; 11-10. lecture, con
cert; 10-11, dance music.
"When a man says .his wife understands him it's pretty
. certain lie has his own way."
Home Hints ,
yUKN frying fish, if the pieces
' ' oi-rt nut infr. tlirt lint fill- With the
skin uppermost and allowed to brown
WOMEN WILL GIVE FARMERS AID
, . .
First Effort of Farmer-to-Consumer Leaaue to Be Aimed at
Marketing Evils
Today's Styles
Shell pink silk rolle and bands of
pink velvet niiike this very lovely
evening gown with a panel that be
comes a side train or may be looped
over the nnn as a scarf. It achieves
simplicity without, severity and Is a
aryle thnt Is becoming to almost every
type of figure.
well before turning there will bo no
possibility of the fish breaking.
Koeplno Linen
As you store your linen away in
your iinen closet, nlwnys put thnt
which hns been most recently laund
ered at the bottom of the pile so the
pieces will be used in turn and the
wear will be even.
Wash Dlshtowela
Wash your dishtowels at least once
a day, preferably after ench meal.
. Make It Sparkle
Wipe glnsswaro when it is immed
iately taken from the sonpsmls with
out rinsing or draining it if you wish
It to spnrkle.
Do Not Rub
lib not rub sonp directly on wool
mnterinls. Instead place the article
to bo cleaned in a heavy aonpsuds.
Good Dressing
A ' most delicious drcss0i; for a
chicken or turkey is niaile.of apples
and rnisins. Pack them in as tightly
as possible, having the niw apples
cut In small cubes. They will be
cookeil but not to the point of uiushi
ness by the time the fowl has brown
ed. Lost Economy
Many groceries deteriorate with
long storing and the economy nf buy
ing in large uunntitics Is offset by the
Inck of ipinlity.
Use Leftovers
I'se your leftover vegetable fur
snlnda as garnish, or for (Tiling ome
lettes. Canned Fruit
T'se canned fruit for gelatine des
erts, fruit snlnds ami pudding sauces
as well as for sauce.
Buy flood Bluing
At...,.. I.v m ..mI ffrmlc nf bttlina
as some of the cheaper kinds make
rust spots on the dollies It the sonp
is not entirely rinsed out.
To Clean Furniturt
There Is no better way to clean up
holstered or overstuffed furniture
than by using the small upholstery
tool on the vacuum cleaner.
Sear Roasts
It Is well to sear a small roast by
holding ench part of its surface in
turn on a hot frying pan. If this is
dune less beat is required iu the oven
By NKA Service. ' il
yyASHI.VGTO.N,. Jan. Lit. Woman
will nssist ill untangling a man
made tangle.
Khe will be prominently identified
with tlie Fnriner-to-Consuiner league,
an organization ' of men and women
who desire to better fnm conditions,
nnd to solve 4he fanner's problems.
"For 50 yenrs men bnve been till
able to solve the farmer's problem
it is high time the women ' took a
hand" snys Mrs. Chester fl. Mayo,
secretary of the lengiie. (
"Fnrm orgnuizntlons are older thnn
Inbor organizations but women have
had no part in them. And women
have been the grentest - sufferers
through bad crops and foreclosures.
"Now the women are to have enunl
representation with nien on tiie ex
ecutive committee of the lenguc.
"The first drive of the women;"
she continues, "is to be directed to
wnnl the root of all farm evils, de
fective marketing.
"Lean and fat years alike bring un
satisfactory results beennse the
farmer's labors, even in the best sea
sons, nro never justly rewarded.
"Seven nnd a hnlf million dollars
worth of farm products from one
year, exclusive of livestock, cotton
nnd tobacco, will sell to the consumer
for $Ll!.n(KMKN). The sprnil bo
sween the producer and consumer is
grent'er than in nny other industry.
"This enn be remedied," she says,
"not by putting farms under govern
ment control, but by an orgnnizntinn
controlled nnd maunged entirely by
farmers.'
Hie league is backing the Curtis
Aswell bill, asking for a government
Mrs. Chester G. Mayo
hmn of $lO,nMVH, to be used as a
revolving fund iu guaranteeing a just
price for his products and guarantee
ing a marked reduction in the price
of food to the consumer.
Among prominent members of the
league's executive committee arc
Frank O. T.owden, Illinois; Mrs. W.
R. Kdmundson of Alabama, Mrs. Asa
Harrow of Kentucky, George G.
Hattle of New York, Col. I. T. I'ryor
or Texas, Mrs. Evelyn Harris of
Maryland, .7, W. Hatchellor of South
Dakota and S. G. ltubinow of Minnesota.
The Thrill That Comes Once In A Lifetime
By Webs,
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FORBIDDEN!
By KATHERINE MOORE
Author of "Love"
Chapter 71
. "It all happened so suddenly Tom
Barney explained. "Of course it sur
prised me to find Kent Jr. alone, and
then that fellow suddenly bolting
down the street before I could collect
my thoughts or get my hands on
him!w
Kent, Jr. smiled up at Tom from
over his class of milk as though he
was quite enjoying the story.
"I didn t want to leave the boy and
room. I went In and looked around
carefully. The closet and bureau
drawers were all empty, tinder the
edge of the bed I discovered a Inrge
suitcase packed and ready to take
away. The room was entirely clear
ed of all her belongings.
Then X was sure of what had hap
pened. I knew that my early and un
expected nrrival in the nfternoon had
thwarted Iht plans. !She had not
intended that I should catch her. She
Tomorrow A Cross Examination
Postal Tests For
Lane Office Made
The T inted States Civil Service
commission has announced an exami
nation te be held at Eugene. Feb. 1M,
aa a result of which it is expected to
make certification to fill a contem
plated vai'iuicy in the position of
fourth-clans postmaster nt Mattel nnd
other vacancies as they may occur at
that office, unless it shall he decided
iu the interests of the service to fill
any vacancy by reinstatement. The
compensation of the poMmnstcr at
this office was W57 fr the hint fiscal
year.
Applicants must have reached their
twenty-first birthday on the date of
the examination, with tho exception
that in a state where women are de
clared by statute to he at full age for
all purposes at eighteen years; wo
men eighteen years of age on the
date of the examination will be admit
ted. Applicants must reside within the
territory supplied by the potoffice
fur which the exnniinstinn is an
nounced. The examination Is open to
all citixen nf the t nited Slates who
can comply w!lh the requirement.
Application blanks can be secured
'from the postmnster at the placn of
! vacancy or from the t nited States
cml service commission. Washington.
1. C. H is announced. '
IIAKKISnCKti. ' Jan. LU (Spe
cial). It. E. Meith, president of the
Jtridge compnny, has lien
couple of d;tys conferring
witJi his foreman, Mr. Duff, rel.ttivo
to work on i lie bridge here. It is
a plan, according to .Mr, Meith, to be
gin excavating for the eitt si.ie pier
nt once and to dig to a depth of about
THE GUARD AVIARY
rfpHE Ruy-Throated Hummingbird
IchiVrnVinir Tiki caaOv
In col
mm
I ts VorfjHs ju$.ta humtf'uj'UJ ound,
TfthfcMepk out ofea-Fdwor
VVhclpycin often sec
Sipping nuriey from a flower.
run after the fellow aud I couldu't j had expected to get away long before
chase him with Kent iu my arms, li Kent anil I returned from our trip up
just bad to let him go." ! in Connecticut.
"I went over to the taxi driver I And then I remembered the man
and tried to get some information that she had spoken to that day on
from him," Tom went on. "He didn't the park bench and of what might
know much just said the fellow had , lmve happened. .lust the thoughts of
tried to engage him, but thai h was; wmU wc un,i escaped, made me shud
waiting for a party and had told der.
mm so. 1 hen I questioned the boy.
Tom turned suddenly to Kent. Jr.,
who sat curled up in my lap. "Sav.
tt,oryo:or.',lmMsl,f';,enr-iWork Planned on
"""He s a nice man. BnrncC " I HamSbUTg BridgC
Kent, Jr. declared, his big brown eyes
opening wide.
"Well, all right, but tell us about
him, won't you?" Tom agreed laugh-1 Portland
mgly. j here f-r
l smiuilcrcd ami drew Kent, Jr. npi
closer to me. lie wns too friendly,'
nnd entirely too believing in the vir- i
tuosity of all men. I
"He was a good man," he insisted
again between bites of bread and:
i butter. i
"Tell mother. Kent." I entreated.
"What did the man say to you?"
"He gived me some candy. Nancy!
said he was a good man. and would
take care of inc." he affirmed.
j At the name, Nancy, we nil started,
and stared at each other. Knt
jumped to his feet.
j "Where is she. Hnbs?" he demand-
j ed, angor and fear darkening bin features.
"She is gone Kent gone," I nn- ;
swered. I was beginning now to com-
prebend all that had happened. I
thought of Nancy's tears ami agita
tion when I had come in suddenly aud
found her with her hat and coat on.
And ! remembered how quickly and
eagerly the had hurried out to look
for Kent, Jr. at my suggestion.
"Tell mother what Nancy aid. Did
she tell jnn to go with the man. '
dear?" I asked, turning again to the
boy. i
"Yes. Muvver." he aid. shaking his
golden head. "Nancy paid I muM be:
good boy. The man took me for a
walk only he have dirty hand-. Mm-'
vcr," he added a trifle doubtfully.
Past remarks ami act of Nancy'!
were suddenly taking en a new sig-!
! iiificance. 1 turned to Kent.
"Here take Kent. Jr. for a min-(
lute, I want to see about somethinff." !
j I told him rapidly, a though suddenly
i flashing into my mind. '
1 1 went donn the hall to Nue's
1!0 feet. He is in hopes that whfnu
is done the danger from floods i-
be over and that the false wottt:
be erected again as far out am
river as the pier.
As soon is this is done the fl"
will be enabled to pull the steel p
ing which still surrounds tliepiifi
which will be used again to form tL'
cofferdam for the pier on the ft'
side. While this is cuing on km
will be at work on the permit
trestle construction on the whip
When the piling is completed
derrick will be used to conMrKtir
west pier. The west-mnW r
which was nearly finished I"
Inst full will be the last to be
pletcd.
THE BUTTON SHOP
rieatlng. ltuttons nnd Herostitrt"
80 7th Ave. East. Phone 1T1W-
ill i
asbv' 'iV EE
lllf
lire
anil then
When Mjrt'llu sat down
paint,
Pill she look at he
(II?
No. she iliiln't, t'J
She lookeil pleasant anil CIl
"That's the kind of a aiil that
(4).
I Act of becoming- loosely limp.
t'Jl In place nf,
(Hi nb.ervod. r-rit., lir declaimed.
H) Flapper talk for "am uoU"
THE SMALL
SAVER GETS
THERE
LnokhiK over our rw
during the past year
one outstaiulina a,"n h(f,
some of our patrons
at the Klrst Nation I "
a success of their " "
1924.
Never fluctuatine 1 J"
reK,il,irity of h"r,,rt
It Is plain to see th' .
plan create.1 a reser e
ample cnouch l ;
on In case of need. 1 '
yourself this yer-
40 Years
Helpiul Serlr
FIRM 1
NATIONAL BA
of Eugene
at