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FORBIDDEN!
By KATHERINE MOORE
Author of "Love"
A VOICE ON THU WIRE
Chapter 08
The loud ringing of the telephone
bell brought me struggling to my feet.
I rushed to the telephone and jerked
tho recolvcr to my ear.
"Hollo," I answered. Every nerve
in my body waB pounding.
"Hello," came a voice over tho
wire, "That you, Barbara? This is
, Tom Barney. I have the boy. I
liovo Kent, Jr.! lie is right bore in
-my arms this minute We'll take a
taxi and bo up there In a jiffy."
I suddenly folt tho sickening Hernia
tion of overpowering joy. I tried to
say something, but I couldn't seem to
put any sense or coherence into my
words. I could not believe that it
was true. I was afraid it was only
a dream.
"Ha- Is all right don't worry,"
Tom's voice assured me over the wire.
Then I heard him hang up tho re
ceiver and I jtiat collapsed in a heap
on the floor. The strain had been too
great and this sudden joy overcame
my emotions.
The next thing I knew Kent was
bending over me.
"Babs, whst is It? Who tele
phoned?" he asked, looking at me
wildly.
"He is all right our boy Tom
Barney has him," I tried to explain.
But If Kent understood or grasped
the significance of my words he did
not Bhow it He looked at me blank
ly and then walked back slowly into
the living room. He told me after
ward that he did not even renllao
that I had fainted or might need him
to help me; He aald his senses were
like stone.
I finally staggered to my feet and
had presence of mind enough to get
te the hath room and take a strong
dose of aromatic spirits of ammonia.
1 dashed some cold water over my
face and wrists.
I kept trying all the while to re
member Just what Tom had said over
the telephone. I thought there must
be some mistake about it My feel
Home Hints
Very strong ammonia water will
remove Iodine etalns from clothing
or from the handa.
Slewing Meat
In stewing meats add water from
time to time, enough to keep the
meat covered. If the broth ahould
be too watery, boil it dnwu before
pouring it over the meat
Warm Left-Over
If you have any cold Iran meat
left after a meal you ran titiliie it
for lunch by warming it In gravy or
snuce sufficient to moisten it, and
spread it on alicea of crisp toast.
To Water Fernt
Wtt the tarth around ferns every
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measure
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Two Shots Fired
At British Garrison
LONDON, Jan. 22. The Cork" cor
respondent of the Evening News says
two shots were fired Inst night at a
sentry at Tomplcbrecdy fort, which la
manned by a British garrison.
The guard wos called out, where
upon more shots were fired. The
British raked the surrounding country
with machine guns, but wero unable
to locate the attackers with a power
ful searchlight No one wat injured.
ings were too deadened to graap the
truth of this sudden good news.
I went back into the living room
and found Kent standing in front of
a largo- photograph of Kent Jr. IIo
did not move or turn .away, but kept
staring at It with great, long lines
of pain pulling down tho cornera'
of his mouth, I noticed that he held
something grasped firmly in his hand.
It looked llko Kent's llttlo brown
Teddy bear hut my eyes woro too full
of tears to ho sure. 1
Presently- tho front door boll rang
wildly. The sound of it came to me
as from for off in tho distance. T
came back to reality with n jump and
rushed to the door. Again that won
derful strength giving hopo rushed
over me.
In another minute I was on my
knees and Kent Jr.'s little, sturdy
arms wero hugging me tightly around
tho neck, and his warm rod lips wero
pressing against mlno.
Then tho pent-up, burning tears
rushed down my chocks nnd against
his soft, pink akin. I did not try
to stop them for they wero tears of
exquisite joy.
"Don't cry, Muwer," Kent pleaded,
and he tried to .wipo nwity tho tears
with his chubby fingers. Ills loving
baby touch nllevlntod the last trace of
pain from my aching heart.
1 held him off at -arm's length nnd
examined him long and lovingly to bo
sure he had not been harmed. Ho was
aafo ana sound, thank God, nud 1
drew him close to my heart again.
"Kent boy, go in there to Daddy,"
I aald, motioning him toward the liv
ing room.
"Daddy?" he echoed, with keen ex
pectancy In IiIr young voice. lie
withdrew hi little nrniR from around
my neck and turned eagerly toward
the living room. I followed him to
the door. lis heRitated for juat a
minute, alerted In run, then tip-toed
toward hia father who was Reeled In
a chair at the far end of the room.
Tomorrow Kent, Jr. Is Drought
Back.
three of four weeks with water in
which a little household ammonia
has been added In the proportion of
n teaspoouful to a qunrt This will
keep them green and glossy.
Paper Napklni
When traveling with children take
a supply of soft paper napkins. They
are better for wiping off the face
and bands than the frequent use of
hard water and aoap. ,
Stir With Candla
Stir your boiled starch two or thres
tlmea with a paraffin cnndla If you
want your starched pieces to be par
ticularly glossy and smooth.
Te Stiffen Lace
To stiffen white lac din II In slim
milk before yon press It.
Table Llntn
When laundering table linen do
not put it through the wringer, as
that makes rrcasra it Is almost Im
possible to remove with the Iron.
RUMMAGE SALE
Methodist I.I, lies will hold a Illnn
msge sale at Johnston furniture itnre
Saturday, January Kith. J.J3
Our Boarding House
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Today's Styles
Thf Ci'mtthinlion of plniu ftiul fix
urctl iiiKtcrinU in ou frvtinontly imt
with in spring fmliim. lloro i
typical nprinx unit with striped skirt
ml plnin coat trlmmcii with tht
nlftid. The rout fluild b worn tty
nirvtv with n whilf ttilk nkirt whili'
thi nkirt would liik vory nttmctive
with A nwratcr jnokt't. So it is
valuftbl ftdditiou to aigr wtrurvbt,
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CYNTHIA GREY SAYS:
By CYNTHIA GREY
rPHK most siii't-'essful buabiuid I hnve
ever known', wfiH not (rood-look
iiiR. Ho won not cvon rich. And he
did not know how to tnlk! Hut this
is whiit he did know, reduced to n
formula:
That whnt n womnn wnnts is
Soup nnd sympathy when Hhe's ill
A new hot when she's better,
A nintinee when he' ."blue."
Indifference when she's bad-tempered.
Flnttery when she's tired.
And kinno nt nil times!
QUESTIONS ANSWERS
lenr Miss (Jrey: I nm 1(1 and T
want to have a party. Hut my fath
er snys I am too you nit. All the girls
in my elnss at high school hnve been
giving them, nnd 1 went to them. I
really ought to do something in return
oughtn't 1 Lorraine.
Kxpluin to your father that you
renlly owe this party to your friends
In New York
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By JAMES W. DEAN
VKW YOKK. J nit. 22. Stw fmir
youths with their socks hang
ing down over their shoes. Upon in
quiry I learned that that is the new
"colleg iate" style. Following the ex
ample of girls in the elimination of
all clothing not absolutely necessary,
the young fellows have quit wearing
gcrtera. I'll continue to wear mine.
My father was the only man I fvr
knew who could keep op hia socki
without supporters.
A movement Is on foot to make
the balcony as popular as the or
chestra. Many of the socially elite
are to he seen in the frout balcony
rows now.
The other ni;ht a private perform
ance of the new 'Vhauve Souris"
was given for the benefit of the
Neurological hospital. Orchestra sents
sold for $l.V each. Mrs. Vincent
Astor is reported to have paid $'2'0
each for ten seats in the balcony.
One lady to whom tickets for the
private performance were sent re
turned thtu with rcgrut. "11 I had
By Ahern
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THUjK-rUEV
VJEUTOVER,
EUROPE
and that it will begin and end early
in the evening. Girls and boys of
your nge timinlly urc permitted to
huvo little entertainments.
Tenr Miss Grey: The mnn I ex
pect to marry says I pnint too much.
1 any it's none of his business. And,
of course, we quarrel. Do you sup
pose I'll ever be happy married to a
man so prudish and narrow?
Pinky.
Perhnps he isn't prudish and nar
row. It may be that he has good
taste and, an eye for beauty and
knows that too much paint on a girl's
fnee chenpens its loveliness. Are
you sure you aren't in the wrong?
Pear Miss Grey: I mot man who
wns a visitor in town last Mny. He
seemed to like me very much, but
he never has written. Don't you
think this strange? K. L.
Not nt all. A man might like you
very much and still not be interested
enough in you to write to you. This
mnn evidently didn't take you so
seriously as you did him. Forget
him.
I enough money to pay for them, I'd
be in tho Neurological hospital," she
' said.
It takes Morris Gest to put over
these "arty shows from Lurope,
Kve.ry imported show of the past few
years, except those handled hy him
and "Chariot's Hevuc.' has flopped.
Other Broadway . producers have
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THE GUARD AVIARY
YOU'VE heard him
H" His weird uftary "ho-o-a"
And when he
tr
Twill likely frijVhtcri
His face is viry &db
He always seems
He sleeps JEWM1 sees, benight,
The. funny little owl.
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The Beginning of a
brought over aliowa with the leading
artists of Kurope iu the casta but
huve failed.. I believe the secret of
(test's success with the foreign
"arty" shows is that ho makes his
opening night a gala society affair,
inviting most of tho "400." The
public, shcep-like, follows.
Met a man from Lyons, N. Y.,
the other dny. "Say, whnt'a become
of Phil Feldman?" he asked. When
I told him I didn't know l'hil, ho said:
"Why, Phil was a traffic cop at
Times Square. Whenever any of us
folks from up-state came to town and
got homesick, we'd just go around
to where he was on duty and it wns
like meetiu' someone from home."
Which reminds me that Matt Mc
Orath, the policeman athlete, was
once the landmark of 4dth nnd llrond
wny for many out-of-towners.
Pr. Ashton for Chiropractic and
Plectro-theraphy. Opposite Hcilia
theater. Phone 800. tf
Geo. N. McLean, Insurance, 860
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Beautiful Friendship
SCHOOL BONDS FAIL i
MEDFOIU), Ore., Jan. 22. By a
vote of 315 no to SjT yes, the bond i
Issue for construction of a new high j
school on the present site near the ,
Medford business district, as present- j
ed by the school board was defeated,
yesterday. 1
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