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.Wednesday Eveninpr, Juno 21, 1022
The Eugene DailyGuard
Published. Every Evening Except Bonds
Guard Printing Co.
Ui Bdhflng, 68-78 Seventh At. West
CHAS. H. FISHEB J. B. BHELTON
CLEANING UP WALL STREET
Talephoiea:
10 Business Office
120O Editorial Booms
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Foreign Representatives:
Ralph, XI. Mulligan, 30 East 42d Strut,
New York City.
O. J. Anderson, Marquette Building,
Ublcago, in.
Edwin O. William, Hobart Building,
Baa Francisco, Calif.
rtJUiLBAHED TCIRH BEI'OBT OF
THBTOilTED PRESS AS800IATION
;t , " Subtorlptlo Ratat:
By Carrier, per year is advance.. ..S5.00
By Carrier, per month f .60
By Mail, In Lane County, per year $4.00
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PARAGRAPHS
By Robert Qulllei
I searched the book (-helves for Home of '
j Jane'M books.- and spent several after-
' noons aitornntly being shocked at the en-1
HlO AOW 1 ork Stock hXl'lmnge lias CIOKPU Ollt llinro thill ""nng them, for the Hear and uuemo-
150 hrokcrugps in its i'itflit against "bucket sliow." In doing u" .'Ae
so it wuhi surprised to 1'iini ten or a dozen of its inenibers air.' "i haven.. ruu.nnth7ii,',!ios 5,''
mixed up in the outlawed profession, and was forced to disci-iluT or mamas. I'm going to umrrv
pline some of them. Hut that did not enl tlie trouble and it "J "" 'lhl 'foiVv ea"'
looks as if a monopoly in stock gambling is impossible of at-1 willing; to glwiove for wealth oHiy j!"
.aiJUIieni, sa8 Ul(3 JearUOrn JllliepeiUieill. 'ni wealth to give me, ana I haven't
By driving out the "bucket shops" and creating ; a distrust j r.tXst, ""he fiKfiJ
among out-of-town investors, members ot the .Stock hx-.it out. i won't be cheatine!"
change itself found their own patrons taking alarm. They! - revoitm vision of Adam's fnt face
lrnVlif. linvn k-nnvn flint. .Ti.lm .l.Mf.u r.f .Fimnuvilln ,.n,,l,I nn'f 1 fl Jtcure came up before Mrs. Talbot's
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BUSINESS AND CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY
"pHTSICIAKS AND BXnGEOSS
r.o t v tttttr DhBtetrlca and die
mik'i nf women and children Office
Brown Bid. th and Oak 8t. Resi
dence Hotel Osburn, Phonea Ml. ti.
I DRS. OITLUON AND NELBUK-Eyi
ear, nose, mroau ..i" '
glasses furnished. 301 I. O. O. P.
Bids;. Telephone 133.
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A little flattm-y now and then will get
the goats of the sanest men.
Dieting to reduro Is another example
of the triumphs nf mini! over matter.
A one-round fifc-bt isn't remarkable;
but it is remarknbie to fiud one square
Some people don't know what to name
the new baby, and hodic have a relative
who is rich.
Women' garments grow smaller and
.Ifewer in number, but it takes as long to
put 'em on. i .
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I,; The frequent mobbing of preachers
'. doesn't really prove anything crccpt the
i need of . more preachers.
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distinguish between a real member of the Exchange and the
occupant of a desk in a dark office, if the latter used as good
stationery; and that the failure of a Union Investment Com
pany meant to him the smash of a .1. P. Morgan' & Company.
.To add to the confusion the curb pup'ers now report the
swaiminir into Wall Street of manv new unit irrpdiirniKilil.T
young fellow", either clerks who had been patrons or former
employes cf the bucket shops, until there are three or four
times as many of the outlawed class as there were before the
rail commenced.
it is an odd tliiiiar. but these sensitive "Exclinnsre" mem
bers cannot fieo that speculation is gambling until the little
leiiows try it. J he di!f crence ierhaps is akin to the differ
ence between uokcr and "craos."
Meanwhile, many of the "mined" brokers are executing
pivmu cujumivsiuiis lor ineir more aristocratic rivals, resid
nig, the while, in the most fashionable hotels.
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AWT COOS
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l'eople who have a fumlly Kkeleton
should nersuado it not to wear an even
ing dress thut will reveal the tUiouldcr
buuloa. . .... . ,
Evcdy boy should learn to use his
t 'flKts. He tuny wish to becomo a prize
fighter or go to Congress.
Ctviliied 1 tnn i a wonder. . He cuts
down a forest to build a city aud then
plants trees to ninke a park.
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Men forBako the old time religion, and
" fbea when tho world goes to the dogs
they say religion is a failure.
If ynu are without faith or virtue,
. don't despair, xnu can bewmo an "in
" tollcctual and call tho world vulgar.
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Even if the spirit of '7(1 should return,
it is morn than pi-nbahlo that it would
lirovo to bo iinennstitutiouui. ...
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If this theory (if evolution is any gond
why doesn' nature providt us puncture'
proof hides iii ninsqiiito time?
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'i, . If tho bravest are tho tenderest, the
i 'Wteers our butcher kills arc all possessed
' i of yellow Htrcnks.
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'i- Willi styles uis they sre, tho mosipilto
unable to dly himself in on tho ankle
' trout can fesort to a flank attack,
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Thern Is very little satisfaction1 in be
' . inir,ninu. however, wh.au yon see n flock
i, of yellow fans trying to mob uu umpire.
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I" world full of perfectly good ad-
, jeolives. he was a conservative who sc-
'! . lected th? word "used" to describo that
. ' ' kind of a car.
ill
:f stand Jt,
There is reason to Itclicvc that Kurone
ran't get along without- Viii'le Hum. and
efpiol reason to believe that she couidu't
get along with him.
HUH people who don't believe in mir
acles because they enn't understand them
accept the radio without trying to undcr-
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RIPPLING RHYMES
y Walt HaiM
It is some years sinee buying of softwoods was on so large
a scale or so eager as in May of this year, for it was a phe
nomenally active .month in the lumber industry, says the
American Lumberman. Although since the end of May there
has been somewhat of a slackening in the buying of soft
weeds, in a way this is not unwelcome to lumber manufacturers-,
for taking the country as a whole, purchases of soft
woods continue to exceed uroductinn cnnsilorniU' Tim
ume of orders being received at Pacific coast mill li
a comparatively small excess over production bv these plants- "'
but mills mi the North, the South and the Southwest find that'
me voiuiHo oi oruers is consiuerably greater than their out
put. Demand for construction lumber supported the market
throughout 1021. and also (Im-inii- tlin fii-tf nPl nf lO-x) mi.:..
demand was attirst sujiphed by retail lumberaien out of
u IT Jor , y wcre very carc'tlU a-bout buying; as a:
iL-om uiuu- supplies arc now low and tliev are eager to liavo
rush sliipmcntR of replenishment orders. "Tlemnrirl f,-n.., T,mn,i
consuming lactones started' to expand in tlie early spring of
j 1 m, c'?r 8inco1 llus continued to grow slowly' and stead-
i.j. ""3 iu mtiiKct, supjKirieu' uy retail lumber yard de
m:iii(l lor construction materials, is now receiving additional
fTi"" . ".y iL-tiiii nuiiDor yara deniaiul for coiminw..
tiom materials, is now rccoivmo- riddit
lmind lor lactory lumber. Prices, according to the American
Uuiibcrmnn, have not shown any marked! change dnrino- the
wook, lor although some transit cars have been disposed of
at low prices, tho market as a whodo remains very firm It
ems in the most active demand, however, have shown some
advances.
GAPPER-TIIUCHER BILL
WILLCOME UP AGAIN
The administration must.
J , , ., , r"y nuwacie, llilUUlTj, ' " .lime ji. unuer strong
and spies outnumber the boys who donned the khaki in the 'T81'50 tbe farm bloc-' the llo"?c
JuicresiH 0 liuma 1 IV. he rniinne nm l . '. ' ':"-" ' im.Mn "ot speiini
,i,;i 4i, i , . ., " iiumu iicroes Ot
while the latter go begging lor recognition. It's a irreat
I I fi II V" Ml iirntilrmt . . : L II , n
Vw, j i 14 v..,,. nuiacii, even it mo senate rctuscs to reco
nzo the 'bonus bill.
Kx-Oovernnr (Iku-sIH Wecl- n-,g nu.nt
cil a verdict of flO.tlSl.O.'i in fees against
.oos county lor loDDying in . Washing
ton. D .C, in lllli), by a jury in the
l.wie county circuit court lust evening.
The case, whic h came to the local court
on a change of venue, had been held dur
ing the Inst two days. West contended
that be had a contract with the Coos
county court for four per cent of $41)0,
DtK), which the county received by the
passage of 'he land grant bill awarding
it hack taxes und the proceeds of certain
land sales. He also contended for cer
tain expenses.
The agreement with West has caused
a great deal ot politim trouble in Coos
county diirine the last two venro .ln.w
James Watson and Commissioner Phil
lips, who employed West, were recalled
for their part iu tho employing West.
The case will be appealed to the su
preme court by Coos county. If it is sus
tained there Douglas county is due. to
pay even larger sum to Sir. West. he.
cause it benefitted more than did Coos
oy inc passage of the bill. The two
counties employed the cx-govcrnor joint
ly. The jury consisted of Clinton lllird,
Aluthey IOmmei-iiih, Abe Chambers, Hat
tie Cross. John Mason, John Daniel,
Minnino McMnhnu, Abbie Whcnton, Jo
seph Fleck. Henry Stewart, John Ed
wards and Frank SeoberU
Dey, Hempson and NeIson of Portland
and Charles Hardy of Eugene conducted
.so ex-governor a case while Cross. Ken
dall and Mm-phcy and Ben F. Fisher,
district attorney of Coos county, de
dended the county.
,M0r?!i(f'ittj-? determined that the Ku .Kluxers sliall
lot lorget Hint lie sits sunrnino in tlm
Salem. Another man has been, firml iVmi' n cti ;.i! :' ...i".
to force Hall followers to take some action regardim- the
late fracas. Lay on, McDuff. n 1110
g recruits
politicians
Up at Camp Lewis they are teaching the voun
to drive mules. Mnvlm tlmv . ,..:.i. .
out of thein-the boys! ' J h l" "m 1
: 11 cIl.a1,1KC(1 ,tho stat0 l"R'lnvay routing through the
uldlo of the city, and tho butto grows -browner each day.
Those are slramro t.iiiua Hml ii ;u .,.,.,!.. l . ,
gets elected to anj'thing. 1 u,l,J0U'
If concress would nuW ni
could go out and play a little olf for a'ciiange. M im'A
all SVi-cs"1'0 WnithlS fl" S0Iucthi"ff clso t0 lPPen, let's
THE MIDDLE GROUND
By MARION RUBIOaM
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UNIVERSAL GRIEF
According to dispatches, there's trou
ble 'everywhere, ami anguish in batches,
and statesman rend their hair. In China
there's beeu fighting, to gain the diamond
belt; the Ituasisn rule Is blighting, lit.
evils now are fell., The monarchists are
plotting wherever kingt were canned,
palladiums ere rotting .in, everv fnr-'igu
lend. Crief, grief! See Ireland grab it:
iJic now has freedom's boon, but has the
scrapillng habit, and cannot drop It soon.
Poor France is badly busted. I,,- Prussian
nrmlca wrecked: her statesmen are dis
gusted because she can't inllect. And
even stalwart tlritain. that never ouallrd
before, hy grievous ills is smitten, and
smiles and sings no more. Alas, the sad
dispatches, from, groaning nations sent!
The reader sighs snd scratches his head
in wonderment.-. How can one rend such
tidings.- such news from o'er the fosm.
and fill the air with ihhlines. and heel
around nt home? (lor r.lrkl.v little trou
bles, o'er which the knockers hrny, are
evanescent bubbles a hreath will blow
away. Why ror of Income tngea, snd
' laws wo do not like, end arm ourselves
with axes, some men of strsw to siriknT
It's cease to tear our thatches and rant
of pipe dream Ills, and rend the grim
disnatclira .from lands where trouble
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ItKINE STIll RULES
-- Tendon, June '-V. Inine, not a trt
,;amvirate. rules llnsstn.'it has been nffi
Vially declared from Moscow. The soviet
leleiation here rewired the followinr:
"ltepiifliute storiea eirciilnting regard
ing establishment of a directorate in con-
aeoiienee of Premier Tsnine'a illness. No
CIIAITKU 70
Ho Jauc had irolle eln.erIU. -..(,.
Ing back that she was giving them nil
the details, when in reality she was
telling them nothing nt all!
'What a U'lr to tut ,i,n,.,.i.lo M..u
jsiuot grumnioi, having read the let
ter several times, perhaps hoping that
iiiioi iiwiiiuu inig.il comu from u
avciiou reauiug.
Mho reallr felt .lnne
ried at all. probably because she was
tho sort that must experience a thinu
or see a thing, before she could
believo It. Jane once laughed at her for
mat, aim said sue was of an "empirical
turn of mind." a term or philosophy that
meant nothing ut all, naturally, to the
mother.
Mrs. Talbot drew conclusions from
her own experience, these conclusion
she hud, until recently, hold as un
alterable. From one or two experiences
which either she hail gone through, or
beard about, enme a generality. The
generality was a law after that.
-r'tie hail not witnessed Jane's mm-,
ringe. For weeks before it happeued,
.lane had protested that she would ud
marry Donald.
"It isn't at all the way a marriage
ought to be," she complained to Amy.
There were two ways of bringing
up girls, according to her standards.
One was to leave them in complete ig
norance of nil the vital facts of life, on
the theory that ignorance is innocence,
mill that the more one knows of such ta
boo' subjects as sex, thn more, uncon
sciously, one's mind Is corrupted. Thr
stricter adherents to this standard left
their children in complete ignorance,
which resulted disastrously In some ca
ses. "Where the normal Instincts are
fully developed, and the mind is not
given information to ronlie It, there's
bound to be a disaster." Jane once
said.
And where the girl, in blind ignorance
of what she wa doing, blundered and
was found out. Mrs. Tallsit. nlmig with,
evervone elue. hlsmeil the girl as being
"bad" and never once put the blame up
on the mother who had left her in ig
norance. Mrs. Talbot prided herself on being
broad minded about tiiese intimate sub
jects. Nie had imparted some Kiunli
., ejtrh jdpa la entertained in fnvenimrut hits of information from time to lime, rl.ht!
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"".i- siioji-ci oi sex as something uior-
iiiiii icaiiiii.
Yet, brcnilso she had read ois-i.stnnnll
stories of a sentiincutal turn, she pictured
herself before Jane's marriage us indulg
ing in long and intimate tolks with her
uiiumiiT. preparing ner mind for marri
age ami the changed life that marriage
woiiiii mean. I he summer before bad
ui vii u great ills.sillu.sion, lor Jane s no il
cat nail psychological studies gave her n
sin.wieiige mat nor mother was cortainl
never likely to attain.
It was daughter, not mother, who im
partetl information about life, hive and
si in uie occasional talks these two
had !
"It's a sacred subject," Mrs. Talbot
saul having read that phrase often in
uiese same sentimental stories, and not
M-iiinK iu:ii Mic was niuKiug it a mor-
oiii one uy ner attitude of timidity to
ward it.
Hut if she couihI not have Jane Ui talk
to. at least there was Amy. "
Hut if she could not have Jane to talk
something," she said to herself.
' So, gathering up her courage for it
required courage to talk about it, she ap
proached the subject with Amy. '
Here she was met. not with the shv
ness she rximteil of a "good and inno
cent" Birt, but with frank and aniiised
laughter. -
"(loudness, mother. I knew nil that in
my craille.' Amy told Iter. "You should
hear the things the girls back bailie used
to tell inc of course thrr were inoatlv
wrong; they really didn't know nnvihing
much, they hml a lot of awfullv ipieer
ideas! (If course they talked about it
hist because they didn't know nnvthing.
If they had. they wouldn't have beeu In
terested in it."
And when her mother womlercil at
that, she went no.
"Thank heaven, June took me In hand
sud taught me something truthful. Jane
let me read some of her medical hooks -vou
needn't look shocked, mother, why
shouldn't she? I'll tell you this, she gave
mo a perfectly sane, normal, wholesome
ic'ea of it. not the distorted, morbid ideas
the girls at home had."
Tlie force of this logic had to be
milled. After thinking it over for a ilav
Mrs. Talbot decided Jane was
crocs Or rule under which the house nn tnt.-.. i,
nieuiato actiou on the Capper-Tincher
bill, restoring strict federal regulation
over grain .exchanges'. , ,
If, vinH "f no"e leaders to tukc
the bill upon the floor lute tomorrow or
tlie first tiling Friday. I f - '
' TRUE TO FORM','; '
( 'jrSalcin 'Capital Journal)
The Portland Chamber of Commerce
and the Portland newspaper show a
tendency to favor tho separation of the
Southern Pacific mid Central Pacific sys
tems, which would probably give tlie Un
ion Pacific a transportation monopoly of
Oregon .
This attitude is in accordance with the
traditional Portland policy nf 'upbuilding
Portland at the expense of state devel
opment, u policy which has made Oregon
a one city state and Portland a top-heavy
city. Anyone with nny vision can see
thut this will react to the injury of the
metropolis, but Portland's vision has al
ways been myopic. The Portland idea is
the exploitation of tributary territory in
stead of its development, yet if it is not
developed there will be little to exploit.
The efforts of the Southern Pacific
to develop western Oregon byeipiituble
and preferential rates have been strenu
ously combatted by the Portland Cham
ber of Commerce, for many years, ns
have efforts by the various communities
to develop themselves by the same mentis.
Portland wants to hog the manufacturing
as well as the jobbing business of the
state, and special rates to develop in
dustry thnt. competes .with Portland in
dustry arouses opposition inspired by
i ne nope ot driving industry to Port
land. When western Oregon lumber mills
were given special rates to California
that their rronui-nphicnl location justified,
the Portland Chamber of Commerce ap
iealed to the Interstate Commerce Com
inis.sioii and hud their rates set aside for
the benefit of Portland lumber mills.
Portland is willing the logging should
bo done In tho foresls, but wants the
mnniifuct tiring done In the metropolis,
and It is the sonie story in other indus
tries. Whenever Mcdfoid and other cities
brought suits to secure more optit.-ihlc
freight, rales, the Portland Chamber of
Commerce was always on band to in
tervene jM opposition, fearful l!ust these
struggling little communities get n situare
deal and a chance to grow. Portland lias
sent numerous delegations to Washington
and elsewhere to fight, these small cities
oblivious of. the fact that Portland could
only crow- ns they developed. As Port
land foucht hnrbor improvements nt As
toria iiijd Marshfiehl n:id along the const,
so has she fought rates for interior
cities.
It will surprise no one if Portland ae
tivelv champions dissolution of the
Southern .,n,. V,HI !, it. .1...
the Injury to the .ststc. because the city
itself may reap a leiupornry advantage
thereby. Western ( li-egon will lose traf
fic competition and be handu-ainicd in
shipping, but must send and receive ev
erything through Portland. Such nr-
rungement will eliminate California com
petition aiid give Portland the same mo
nopoly in iminilfactiire and commerce
that the 1'nion Pacific will enjoy in
transportation and that is the only
thing Portland is interested in.
San Quentin Penitentiary, Cal.. June
21. Harold F. MeCormick, millionaire,
who is reported have undergone u gland
transplantation oficrution in hope of liv
ing 1IM yeurs, must . trust to luck ac
cording to Dr. L. Ij, Stanley, prison sur
geon nere.
"Stanley some- four years ago "began
experiments in gland transplanting which
startled the country. Since then he had
operated on numerous prisoners. "Medi
cal science does not guarantee McCor-
itiu-K nny such age-thruugh gland opera
tions." Stanley said today in an exclusive
interview with the Vnlted Press.
"Xo one can tell whether or not the
glunds will prolong' life because these op
erations, so tar, nave oeen only experi
mental and it remains undetermined how
long such operations will prolong life."
Dr. Stanley was told of reports 'that
.U.ormiek bad paid ?.1K) to a "human
derelict" for the glands upscd in the op
eration. "If that were the price paid, MH'or
mick surely struck a bargain," declared
Stanley.
"Muny young men have come here of
fering to sell glands for trunspluntiltion.
"I remember one, an ex-service num. out
of employment nml in debt, who offered
to submit to tho trnnference of glands
from his body to the body of another
for $10,000. I considered that very rea
sonable. It was not too much.
"There is no doubt concerning the
effioiemty of such operations. '
"In the case I have treated there has
been increased virility aud this virility
liiui continued despite the fact that the
glands shruuk in size after transplanting.
"A recent examination nf a man who
received such glands three years ago
shows the glands have become necrotic
and are smaller but still giving the body
iucreased vitality."
"Mr. X," aged 75, a convict serving
life for murder, who received life giving
glands three years ago. was interviewed.
."I always run up and down stairs." he
said, und Dr. Stanley added that "Mr. X"
always tnkes two steps at u time in as
cending stairs.
"I can run a fast 100 yards nnd jump
with tlie young fellows, loo," Mr. X went
"I like sports and amusement, iust (
iiKe n 'imy ot ji. i nave no morn pains
or aches und want to get out and enjoy
myself.
"Anyone who only pays $."00 for theso
glands is a cheap skate. I almost would
he willing to spend the reniaiuiler of my
life in prison to have the benefits I have
received.
"The value of the glands cannot be
computed in dollars and cents.
"Why, before I underwent the oper
ation I was sick nnd often in the hos
pital. I'm never sick now and even rheu
uiutisin has left me."
DR. a H. FIELDS Office 410 C. W.
Bldg. Offlca phone US, Kea. 28-R.
OPTOMETRIST
DR. ROYAXj J. GICK Vision clentlfl.
cally corrected by proper glasses. 908
Willamette SU, upstair. Phone 120.
CHIROPRACTIC
DR. J. I. FISCHER S0-7- White
Temple. Phone 410. Residence Hit.
DR. M. ABRTON Opposite Eugene
Theatre. Phona 860.
DR OEOROE A. SIMON 1 Wlllsm.
ctte. Phone 855-J.
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS
MRS. OLTVE C. WALLER, ORVTLLE
WALLER Ktrksville Graduate, 411
Cockerllne & Watherbea Bldg.
DR. H. I 8TTOI.ET Office, 12 V. 8.
National Bank Bldg. Phone B89-J. :
DIt. JOHN SIMONS Osteopathic Phy
sician and Surgeon. M. & W. Building
DENTISTS
DR. W. B. MOXLBT Dentist. Modern
X-Kay equipment. Phone 78. Caitlt
Theatre Bldg. Eugene, Oregon.
EYESIGHT SPECIALISTS
DR MENDELSOHM Practlcs ltrnttTi
to correcting errors of refraction nj
furnishing glasses. 211-212 Odd F.i
Iowa White Temple. Phona 1454.
ATTORNETI.AT.I.AW
MARTIN O. HOG E Lawyer. Q,....,
practice. 82 Ninth Ave. W. ::
a M. CALKINS Attorney. First TJT
- tlonal Bank Bldg. Phona 147 '
A. C. WOODCOCK Still doing workT.
the old stand, 83 Ninth Are. W..V
Attorney-at-Law. "H
ALTA KING Attorney. Probate, con"
veyaneea, collections. Office unatairi
771 Willamette Bt Ennu n.-"
HOWARD M- BROWNELL ITwTiil
All business promptly attended, to
WELLS ft WELLS Lawyers, 814 p,rV
Bt. Give special attention to the .
amatnatlon of abstracts, drafting or
wills, settling of estates, conveyance
and collections. Also to all neniins
. ...... Dh.n. tniB iU0
H. E. 8 LATTERY Attorney and Conn I
sellor at Law. Solicitor In Chancer? I
t Office rooms, 10-11.12-18 BeckwttM
Bldg.,' corner Seventh and WlllamitttJ
O. H. FOSTER Attorney-at-Law. u,
rtauonm sauii nnig, rnvng 380.
8. D. ALLEN Attorney-at-Law. Offlc.l
774 Willamette tit, over Eugene Qunl
THB TEtTNS CO.
Try our Chinese medicines when all
else falls. Office moved to Bonnett
Bldg., Cor, Ninth and Olive St.
UNDERTAKERS
W. W. BRA NSTETTER Funeral direc
tor. Lady -assistant: auto hearse;
1162 Olive St Phone 616.
MARION VEATCH Funeral director.
Lady assistant; full auto equipment
Tenth and Pearl Sts. Phone 887.
AUTO SPRINGS
Get the new boltlesn TIESTMAP spring,
guaranteed for life of car nt center,
two years outside. 15th and Couch Sts.
Portland, Oregon. tf
PAINTING AND DECORATING
PAINTING Interior decorating, out
side painting at reduced prices. T. H
Ov, Phone 731-1. 1755 W 2nd. tf
CLEANING AND PRESSING
I WATCHING THE SCORE BOARD I
fr"
t knowing that he was treating her Ami a day or two after that.
yesterday's hero Sam Ilice stretched
a single into n double. iu the 1.1th inning,
starting a rally that gave the .Senators
three runs and a !) to 0 victory over the
Wiiite Sox. (leorge Burns hit two homers
but they weren't enough for the Red Sox
and the Tigers won their eighth game 0
to S.
With P.nbe Idith out nf the lineup the
yanks came out of their slump and won
tihcir first victory in nine gnmcs, beat
ing the Indians 0 Id 5.
Ken Williams hit his ISth homer after
Sissler had tripled and helped the
ltrowns win from tlie Athletics 7 to 3.
llanser hit one for tle Athletics.
Singles by Cuvcnoy nnd IPiuelli nnd
Dnuhert and a sacrifice fly by Burns
gave the Beds 11 pair of runs in the fifth
and a 2 to 0 victory over the Braves.
Couch let Boston down with two hits.
CITY CLEANERS Cleaning, pressing
and repairing. W. E. Naylor, Prop.
44 Eighth Ave. West. Phone 220.
IMPERIAL CLEANERS & HATTERS
Pressing and repairing. We call for
and deliver. 478 K. 7th. Phone 192.
ELECTRIC CLEANING CO. 832 Olive
St. Phone 827.
IfODNDRY
rELTUM St CLOW Socondiand Blair.
Pounders and Mechanics.
ARCHITECT
AKCHITECT) DRAFTSMAN
Probafielfl, V2.S B. lth St.
V. K.
1. 8. medley Attomey-at-Law. ot.l
flee over Eugene Loan & SaTlnsJ
O. A. EL,Ki Attorney-at-Law. otJ
lice over cugene Ulan . oavlngal
C. A. WINTERMJEIER Attorney.it.1
Law. Land titles and probate Bnerlii.l
ties. Office over Bank of Commerce!
F JO. HEFFRON Attorney-at-Law. 212!
XjumDer axennoge, jcugene, ure.
& O. IMMEL Attorney and Counnellnr
0. a National Bank Bldg. Phone 240
L. rtlLYEU Attorney-at-Law. UpstairJ
ooo ivaiHiQiiuB ou AuaTene, ure.
WRITTEN-SWAFFORD La wrer. CL 1
W. Bldg. The better olaas of civil
ousiness. rnone osi.
L. M. TRAVlU-Attorney-at-Law. OfJ
flee. over Eugene Loan and Savings
BUSINESS COLLEGES
rjisitui.u now ror jsuBiueBR (JollcfiJ
Catalogue free on request .Phone 0661
PLUMBING, TINNING, HEATING
WILLIAMSON St COCKERLINE, Ine.-J
x-oone ee, xeiun ana uak bts.
GEORGE D. HHITZMAN 58-62 Welti
oixin bl roons si j.
Ull 7 b. oUITUariT m 1.1 I
nlng and heating; sewer pipe; drjlij
me. fauveiiLii snu ukk. . f none 1002,
CHASE & LESLEY Steam and hoi
water heating, plumbing. 971 Oak.
rnone ices. Phone liJUU-Li.
4
CARPET AMI It tfi CLEANING
ELECTRIC CLEANING CO. Phone 81S
ror nrat olaas work. 832 Olive St.
CHIROPODIST
SEE DR. M. L. HANDSHUH Xo neci
for aching corns, callouses, bunions en
fallen arches or foot ailments of anjl
kind. Consultation free. Phone 0301
- i!.osc aixtu street- ,
S. F. HOLDS BATTLESHIPS
Washington, Jiine 21. All eight bat
tleships of the Pacific fleet including the
flngship California, ' will remain at San
Francisco until after Juno li7, to take
part in the ceremonies in connection
with the convention there of the Dis
abled War Veterans of America, a dis
patch from Admiral. Kberlc to the navJ
department- today stated. "
PRINCE AT BUCKINGHAM
London. .Itiue ''l. The mince of Wabs
arrived home at Bltckinchnm oalu.e tliil
afternoon nt the end of his seven uientljj
trip through India and Japan.
SOJMt
SrTXJBT
Iran
The Boys and Girls Guard
mama
PLAT
WOKX
STORIES ABOUT DOGS YOU KNOW
THE NEWFOUNDLAND '
LIFE SAVER
Tlie Newfoundland dog is' a whole
lite saving station In himself. Tho
water Is his iiutural element, and
puuing people ut of it is second
nature wtth blm. Kvery one knows
iindpecr s famous picture. "A Dls
Unguished Member of the Roval
Humane Society". Tho noble looking
uvk pii:iurt-a is a .cwiounaiand.
The feet of the Newfoundland are
weouca mucn like, those of a duck.
Telegraph Tabloids
New York. "Mornin. Judge." "Assin.
.lime ''' "Yes. Judge. I'h'rty ibivs.'
Jane." "Thank yon. Judge," Jane Savage
was locked up for the sixty-seventh tune,
hnving spent Il.KC day in jail, of nl-arly
H yeurs. ,
Chicago Vorthweitern 1'nirersitv of
ficial reporl so many married i-ouoles
attended n, hool a dormitory will he built
a eot of ?Jti.issi in wtiK-h none but
married students will live.
i
she
l.ovehind. Colo. When Mr. C. I,
Wieiimsnil planted her garden some of
the radih eel fell in a casinff spei taele
frame. Now she has a full grown Ta,li"h
wearing glasses, one "of Ine rims on each
side,
which makes him especially ntfod to
piunge in ine water and pro swim
nnng onT at the call of a drowning
An Intelligent Dog
Tho Newfoundland Is also noted for
his persistence. When he is told to
.10 a thing he does It. A man in
Suffolk. England, had a hne New
foundland that was very Intelligent.
One day the do's master and a
Irtcnd were riding in the country,
with the doc following them. The
master bet his friend that he could
put a shilling under a stone, ride on
for three miles, and then If he told
the dog to go after It, ho would 1m-
mcaiately Bring It.
So be got off his horse, found a
lnro stone by the roadside, and put
a shilling under It. calling to his dog
to watch. Thi y drove three miles
and then ho told tho dJf to go after
the shilling. Away went the dog
They waited and walled, bat he did
noi return. His owner wjui tB
appointed, and they, rode on home.-
Lato that night tho dog returned,
brinirinr wilh him n nnir nt tn......'
in the pockot of which the coin was
luunu.
He Makes Good
His master. Investigated and fnnnfl
that the dog had gone back to the
sionc. out it was too heavy to lift.
He waited until a man camo along
tht-n hOWled tO Cet his utienlinn'
The mai moved the stono and put the
coin in his pocket and rode on. The
uob louowea .mm to his house, and
niica unui ne went to his room
mo ooor was open, eo he stole In
and seized Uie man's trousers from
tho chair asoon as he w.s asleep.
Tho Newfoundland look lll ,
fierce dog. because of his size, but he
.tiuiy aneciionaie. nice-tempered,
and docile, as well as very sensitive.
He is a teachable rloir norf Pnn.in..
follows Instructions. He can be taught
uu soru or u-icks. Many Newfound.
land owners send their dogs for mall.
The original home of the Newfound-
in was ,njruLnn. m -n.
developed especially on the Island of
Newfoundland as marA i
Appearance of the Don
This dog Imtireseej. am
Krvu, sirength and activity. He
wiiru. ann oeen rhaiiul lr.
stands about 17 Inches high' and
weighs usually loo pounds, i He moves
w-lth a sort of ncinB. cHv4n vi -
lln-K,,.. .. ' "on a.
"'"j iwiung gait.
His hend Is hroeA nA . 1
, .. . - .muwi.,.. .nn
.k , ,he "k""- "1 m"'e Is
w ..TT,i,-,.m ana rather square In
shape and Is covered with short, fine
fringe are small. His rrm m ,
dark brown, and wide apart.
The trno Newfoundland has a Jct-
m, of broaxe or a sprinkling of
ft,, i " ,he rh"'t aml The
'ur Is flat and dense, being of a
coarse texture and of an ollv nature
espeelanv uUwl , ,heddlne. WV,U
Hod rather not be a "land luhher"
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THE SHORT STORY, JR.
At Tumble-Inn
'LKANOR AND
Frank wore koep
liiff houso whtlo
their mother w
away on a visit
of several weeks
The sorious ili
neaa of her only
sister had called
her away, or ha
never would hav
left them just at
the Ume when
tho enrrlpn most
needed her care. Their garden was
their means of .support. They sup
plied veetables for the big hotel of
the 'nearby summer resort.'
Their house sat down In a little
hollow near tho riven bank, au-ay
from the main road of travel. They
seldom had any .visitors. TheV wens
surprised, therefors, one morning1 when
incy were both ot work in the crardenr
to hpar some one calling. They looked
up, and a Rfrl waved at thorn ffnily
from the ciifT above." They waved
back and she started down tho hill
side. Halfway down she stumbled on
stone. lost 1 her hit In nop. and eam
falling down the hill.
fcleanor and Frank hnrrt1 in ratcb
her, but did not - reach her beforo
she had suffered n hadlv wrenchcJ
inkte. They carried her into U
house, and Eleanor tried to maitti
0
oer comrnrtnhtA .l.uA n..i. t
to the hotel to get a doctor and '
notify her parents.
Klle,. the Injured girl, and .Vt
mother took the epnre In-droom. TI-.'-r
jlcrided to Slav until her ankle n
better. Klranor ami Krank oeci l d
that with the extra money they w:o
Betting for hoard, thov rauM hire x
man to help in the garden and Elem.-c
could SDend her lim.
she love,).
Rhe needed the time, for fr,-r
or Elsie soon found the secluded litt'o
spot. And once they cAine they oarrA
again, always paying a good price fc-r
1'ietr meals,
When, a fpw weeks Inter, their
mother rrturned. Eleanor snd Fr.ir
ran to meet her gaily, and L-iufhM
"u astonishment when she
I he lg on (ro.,r dW)r lTOCTfatav ur
Eleiv) Tunitlc.inn."