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SATURDAY, MAY 21, 1910
AFTEE THE WEDDING
The wedding day la bright and gay, the bride Is blushing like a
nosey; the happy pair are free from care as on their honeymoon
they money. A little while they live on umlie, and glance, and whis
pered adoration; but honeymoons pans by eftaoons, and then thore
comes a strained relation. The husband sighs when eating pies sug
gestive of some kinds of leather; he gives a whoop when eating Boup
that makes his Insldes run together. He never thought before he
brought the blooming dumsel to the altar to ask If she could cook
so ho could cat her grub and never falter. The bride Is filled with
grief and chilled with dread; the skies seem dark above her; he
slays away for half a day and doesn't swear he'll always love her.
Have patience, though! This phantom woe will pass away, as they
grow younger! The brldo will bake a dazzling cake, and pies to
soothe her husband's hunger! And he will learn to pause and turn,
when leaving for his dally duty, and tell his wife that she's his
lire, his soluce and his dreum of beauty.
. . , WALT MASON.
Copyright, 1909, by George Matthew Aduuib.
REPORT OF TOWN MANAGER
Charles E. Ashburner, the man who manages the town of
Staunton, Va., has made his report for the fiscal year ending
March 31. Staunton hires a man to administer its affairs, and
his- report will be of general interest. We find a condensed
review of it in the Norfolk Landmark, which says that Ashburner
established in the previous fiscal year an up-to-date system of
municipal accounting, and therefore he is able to show in the
present report the receipts and disbursements for every purpose
in every department, and the exact cost of each piece of city
work; Mr. Ashburner notes that the administration of the city's
improvements during the fiscal year have apparently given com
plete satisfaction to the public, and that all that has been done
has been accomplished without increasing the debt of Staunton
a cent. Without going beyond the current revenues, Staunton
was able during the year to add to its equipment 7000 feet of
granolithic sidewalks, nearly 13,000 feet of macadam and as
phalt streets, over 3000 feet of sewer, and about 6000 feet of
water mains an inorease in eaoh item, varying from a mini
mum of 30 per cent over the previous year to 4 B0 per cent,
and in each case at a diminished oost per foot.
A business manager brings as important results for a town
for any other publio or private enterprise. The main thing is
, that it places the municipality on a business basis, something
that so many of them laok.
. . CONTRAST BETWEEN RAILROADS
'The Hill lines are sending out large quantities of "literature"
advertising Oregon. They are not asking the towns in their
territory to contribute a dollar, but are bearing all the expense
themselves.
Such a course is in marked contrast with the policy of the
Harriman lines, which have "worked" practically every town in
Western Oregon for from $300 to $3000 to pay the expenses of
an advertising campaign which the Hill roads pay for out of their
own funds. The reason for this seems to be that Hill is in the
railroad business exclusively, and has no side lines, and as far
ai possible is conducting a legitimate transportation business,
having no desire to own and control the country through which
his roads run. This policy was referred to by Louis W. Hill in
his speech at Klamath Falls, when he said:
Upon our road we lot the public own tho towns and run them, but down
'hero apparently tho railroads have a hand In them. Now, I would not want
:to Interfere with anybody's town. If It Is a railroad town, and that Is one
thing ws will have to consider. Klamath Falls seems to be a railroad town
from the standpoint of railroad officials having property Interests here
.additions In which they are Interested. Now, you can Imagine what results
we would obtain if wo wore to try to secure station grounds through the
portion of the city that is owned by some other railroad, which would not
'do a great deal to encourage us In our work of development. But I pro
'ume that thore are two sides to a town. If we raunot get In on one sldo
w can on the other.
Not only does the Southern Paoific run a job printing office
as a side line, but it seems, as is the case at K'.amath Falls, its
officials gobblo up additions and other real estate for specula
tive purposes. They apparently are after everything in sight in
urogon, and only tuo invasion of the Hill interests gives tho peo
pie the slightest hope of relief from tho monopoly.
money but he do. tt him his power to anTtTeT
iv,- th world tjrefer the coin itself, ana wj
JUOSl Ol tu ,. thorn.
would create happiness for themselves by spending it on tnem
selves.
AGAIN THIS YEAR
If You Want to Vote at Prima
ries ana uenei
Election
dents who disapproved of his editorials. All the ernior . au perosns desiring to vote m the
do now is to wear a bathing suit all the time and go on prawn.,, ral i primaries Sep
November 8,
The editor of a college paper was ducked by his fellow stu-
the same kind of editorials.
THINGS WE THINK
and
WHAT OTHERS THINK
By Elbert Bede
INEWS OF JUNCTION
ZsSreSryear.g!s-
tratlon will men cue mum.
The government garden seeds are
seeds of discontent.
A bald-headed man may not al
ways come out on top.
The chanticleer hat is causing con
siderable fuss and feathers.
The man who kills time Is not
worthy of a trial by any employer.
a a a
The man or women who marries
for money seldom gets a wealth of
love. .
Those who have the least to say
usually take the longest time to do
it.
If every kick Is a boost, the ballet
dancer Is certainly a persistent booster.
When a girl lets a man nut on her
rubbers for her, she usually puts her
foot In It.
Some men try to imake you believe
you are "the candy" by handing you
a bunch of taffy,
British consols are lower. The word
should not be mistaken as referring
to public officials. Consols in England
fill about the same position as gov
ernment bonds In this country.
When some smooth one tells you
what fabulous sums you can make
by Investing In some Industry located
thousands of miles away, just bear In
mind that there are such .things as
figures of speech.
a
Some one has complained that
Americans do not die artistically. We
imust confess that we hare no old
masters In that line. j
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We men have kicked so long and
perslstenly about the money women
spend for clothes that some are try-;
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abont half the body. The latest, the
mermaid dress, Is an example. It cer
tainly does not bind on the lungs.
m m m
A friend of ours ipald $300 for a
dress for his bride, and then had the
stoicism to turn to her and say, "Oh,
you re the dearest darling!"
A Regular Tom Dor I
was Snsle climbing trees and fences
Jumping ditches, whltllng, always
getting scratches, cots, sprains.
bruises, bumps, burns or etalds. But
laws! Her mother just applied Buck
len's Arnica Salve awl enred net
quick. Heals everything healuble
bolls, ulcers, eczema, old sores, corns
or piles. Try It. 26c at W. A. Kuy-
aenaau s.
1)4 1'L'thTnomlnating primary elec
... ,mmiTV ilnni registration will again open on
CITY AND VICINITY effiebger 28 and will remain open
i.tirtl I IprnnHr . 1U m'o J
Born May 19, 1910. to Mr. and , aMl amnle opportunity is pro
Mrs. Farra Dyer an 8 pound girl. Ylded for eveTyone to register. Unless I
Born May is, l", "A a qualified voter snaii "-
Mrs. Geo. H. Smith, a son. Mr. Smith u.me named, according to the
Is the accomodating operator In the , ,t ls difcult to exercise
18,
' vto....ia,i ' in Ruerene. May
1910, by Justice R. S. Bryson Hec
tor Kennedy and Miss Stella Starr,
both of this place.
The steel tiling for the city cul
verts arrived. The surveyors were
here Monday and run the lines for
the pipes where they will cross the
streets
The present law governing this
phase of elections commenced with
I960, providing that registration of
voters must occur biennially thereaf
ter At that time registration com
...o'MH with the first Monday in
January. Since then the time of hold-j
in? oientions has been changed from,
the spring to the fall and In conse-
Wm. Tripp and family moved over 'the tlme for reelsterig was also
vm i-vhi.r tMa week and occupy. H. . " I
from Coburg this week and occupy
the property lately vacated, Dy uot.
Fish. Mr. Tripp expects to have his
Dlcture show ready for exhibition
Monday evening.
White & Miller have commenced
work grading the streets. The teams
were started Thursday east of the
track. They will have a screener rigg
ed up at the gravel pit which will be
operated by an engine and gravel of
cured. Screened gravel will oe run
cured. The screened grael will be run
Into hoppers and can be used wnen
needed. Times.
Dr. Bell's Antiseptic Salve.
Is guaranteed for tetter, ringworm,
eczema, chapped hands and lips, run
ning sores, ulcers and la fact all skin
diseases. Good to use after shaving.
25c a box. Dill Drug Co.
To Cure n Told In one i7r.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money If It
falls to cure. E. w. GROVE'S signa
ture ls on each box. 25c.
EcononJ
V made from RoyalGii
I y? olTartaij
phnneed
As soon as registration commences "
the organization of all political par-
ties will start an active campaign to A.n prjnnM "
the effect that all voters affiliated BRIDE AND GRUUM
with each may be registered. Probab- .,., nJ nsmor
ly the attention paid to this feature SURPRISED BY GRANGE
of their woVk la second only to get-;
ting out the vote on election day.
ALBANY'S POPULATION
LESS THAN 5000
Pleasant Social Function
Honor of Mr. and Mrs.
Homer McBee .
in
with good ttaJ
sisters ot the :1
m prepare, 6
the strawberries
ries, nearly ft.
"jio raisea aJ
xoungreea.
At tnecHjieJ
vui set or table
to the bride in
bers of Sprint!
eloquent presl
maue Dy Arthnr
respondlne It
About seven tAI
nomes.
Alhanv Herald: In common with
mnnv nthar i!Mm tho 1910 OPTIRHR is Sntwlf) 1 Cnrresncndence-.
sure to prove a disappointment to op- Springfield, May 21. A party of
tlmistic Albanyites, who have been grangers, about 40 in number, gatn
certain that the enumeration would' ered at the groom's father's home, on
show a 'population of at least 6,500.! May 12, two miles from Springfield
From unofficial sources, which are for a surprise given in honor of Omer
considered reliable, the Herald learns McBee and bride, and it was a com- Three Greeli
that the 4.300 mark will scarcely be'nlete success. Four hours were very structlon v
reached when the returns are footed i pleasantly spent playing croquet, vis- Gold Hill Railrd
up. However, with the outskirts of ltlng and having a good time in gen- pany. were irrj
tne city, wmcti snouia nave Deen ln-jerai. adoui tive ocioca m me evu- nee Hammsrslr
eluded in the city limits, the total Ing, the table was spread in the beau-' a polltax. Aft
will easily reach 5,500.
'tiful grove, and was loaded down they agreed to
CONSTANTLY fJROWIXO
Several additional homes
In Rugene and vicinity are
enjoying the benefits and
pleasures of a fine new pt-
ano bought within the past
few days of the Stevens &
llulln Piano House. Com-
merclal Club block. Eueene's
leading? exclnnlvA nlnnn nH
organ store. mm
Springfield asked for motor car service over the Albany
"branch and got it, and lator requested service of tho same kind
to Wendlius, and will get it. Eugeno, after giving tho company
$3000 of its publicity fund as a subsidy, has not had a single re
quest as to improved train service granted. Of course, tho Sun
set Magaaiue grafters are laughing at Eugene for being "easy."
A city of millionaires near San Francisco has voted to incor
porate, and after a hot oloction a millionaire was chosen mayor.
Another Croesus was olected town constable. The jail is to be
a wisteria-covered bower and wild flowers will grow in the
-streets. Ouly appUcants with certified bank rolls can buy lots.
"A carload of lobsters for Taquina," says a Portland news
HP" headline. The vacation season seems to be opeaiag early
this year.
!
t President Taft says that he does not envy Carnegie his
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Poison Oak Poisoning.
tlnllflrrl'a Rnmu l.lnlmsnt I. 1
Mr. O. H. P. Cornelius, Turner, Ore. I
writes .My wife has discovered that
Snow Llnlmont cures "Poison Oaki
roisoning," a very painful trouble.
uwi unij curea a case or u on
hersolf, but on two of her friends
who wro poisoned by this same Ivy.
Price 25c, 60c, and 11.09. Dlllor
"rug (jo.
WHAT TIME
WILL TUB
t CLOCK
X STOP
? J
j
What's the I
To suffer with sore eyee when one
JRc iihn of Sutherland's Bagle Eye
Salve will cure you. We guarantee it.!
Yon risk nothing. It's a creamy, i
Sold by the hlllon Drug Co. j
if your stomach, heart or k'Jnev !
aro weak, try at least, a few doses on-!
ly ot Dr. Shoop's restorative. In five
or ton days only, the result will stir-:
prise you. A fow cents will cover ,
the cost. And here ls why help comes
so quickly. Dr. Shoop doeen't drug
the stomach, nor stlmuate the heart,
or kidneys. Dr. Shoop's restorative!
goes directly to the weak and falling
nerves. Each organ has Its own con
trolling nerve. When these organs'
fall the denpondlng organs must of:
nwselty rK r. This plain, yt vital !
trnth, etaart) tells why Dr. Shoop's!
Restorative Is so universally sueceas-i
fnl. Its success Is leading druggists!
everywhere to give It ualvnmal pref-1
erence. A test will snrsly tII. Sold
by Variation's drug store. j
'vr kefora la the lsorf '
O rants Pass have the business sureeu:
presented imeh an appearance of ac-i
imij hi ne present timo, says tne;
IVurtor. Ktrhtv mon at vu-w i.
3C
Monday Morning
At 8:30 the final week of
the most collossal
Bargain Even
Eugene has ever known before
Take An Inventory of Your Personal and Worn
U. I .
Needs and utT HERE Early In the Week
This sale is advertised for to close
Saturday, lay 28th
And from the way goods are
going it may not last trnt long
Haroas Mit Dem Everything in a
TRDPLETTS
Eugene, Oregot
pruTins; vsv sirssia.