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Vh&A Traveling
Mcxn
Said
He spent Market Day and Sunday in Eugene and complained because he had
not stayed in Albany where he said it was,, more quiet
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One' of the reasons why its so lively here is that many of those who cop
template building realize thatnow is the opportune time to begin Jnce
building material has hardly ever been so reasonable in price, and probably
never will be again. We surely hope not. ..
We have several teams on the jump delivering lumber and if you will leave your
order with us we will put on another team
The Booth-Kelly Lumber Co,
. 14 East 8th Street,, Eugene, Oregon.
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11 would be lind for a attire
If th people were never car-
lulu about riitdlug It open for
business If t "skipped"
a few days now and then, ap-
T lironeiiuillg UUII Ulialllcss. It
la only aomewhiit lona hud for
store when Die peoplo can
never be certain of finding
tin advertisements In their
paper when ll "sklpa" n few
woeka now and then In lu nd-
vertlsliig eampnlmi.
CELEBRATION IN EUGENE
WAS BEST EVER
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1 llltot till Nl'AliK to
KITSO.V NI'ltlNOS.
Arrangements have lutolv been
I made an I hat persona wanlliiK I" go
lo Kltaon Hprlnga ean lake the mall
"Jack" Pnlll, one of the veteran ataae at Kuki'iic, (IohIich or Hprliiii
gardoners uf th University, and 1'"''' with the stage at
Thomas ('.mill t Ivl... .1..... ' !'mv'11 ,,,r lh" l"-l l,v '
. I Inr.'l Hell, on Tueaduya, T
"'n ",,,,r '"' ami Saturday
muiuuirr renenar in r airinjiuni
l'h uradu.VH.
Sept tl
Saturday, hid a miraculous e.capo .... . , ... ,, ., .
from death hy being blown up by I ' s""" ,Vr I'omert?
dynamite. Their horae stepped on a' Try J KUK-t). the dainty, appella
tor of tlin ,.ploalv which had been ,nK' "'"'onomlral dessert. Can be
dropped In the alrcel. The dynamite l,r,,lired Instantly simply add boll
eiplodcd lilting the horae and the l" water and servo when eool. Fluv
buggy. tnitetlier ; with lla occupauia 0'',, J''t right; perfect In every way.
several feel luto the air, but the ex- A I tie package makea piuiukIi desert
plenum did not Injure ellher man nor for a largo family. All grocers aell
maim the horae to any estetit. A hole II. Hon I accept aubiitliniea. JKt.l.-O
aa nig aa a buaiiol baket waa made compiles with- all pure food lawn; 7
In the hard atreet hy (he force of the flavors! Lemon. Orange. Haan-
MPlo.ia berry. Strawberry, Chocolate, Cherry.
"" "ere returning from reach
Bprlngfleld, when suddenly they fell
themselves heivl liiio ill., ulr 1-1,.,
ouiity (ell in thu road upright, the "uiiimer eurion Kniea to aqylna
horae waa thi.iwn on her head and
Dreaal and atuuud.
Stranae to nay, neither the lo
men nor the li.it were an Injured
that (hey eaa'.i aot drive home The
horae, a flue 11141. however, aeem
to be ruined for while able to be
driven l (he ittable at (he I'olll
home, evaumiatlon akowed Ita rlelil
hlnddiot, aim which tl atepped on
the piece of dyuamlle. to be an badli
Unrated that aince the aivident the
animal 1 nil been able to use tl
ad may low the b. K part of the
hoof ' ;
The huaav at allahtly arraiched.
and ta meu pr(l aiutiued by live
etplnaloa. I'olll, who l qulle aaed,
though heaity, waa deafened In one
ar.
Wheie the diJialnlle came fmm U
a myateiy One ttieor la thai aotne
flahermau had cu a atu k ( the e
ploaive into eve!al plcea wi'.a whl.h
to kill Hi id ,t lnoutraln hlrini
and 11 i .citetitiv on, o( the pu-n-n
had fallen into the at reel, aa the lull
ermau dn e 011: of town. Another l
that a piece of a .tick had been
anted lu Hi atone at Kaleu'a isv k
quarry, aa I lu traiuli bad flipped
rof)i a w tau
TUia morning Mr IV. Ill nM 1 ,
mare w ahowtng hut !',:le Impieie
ment. T i. an iiii . at , . 1 1 h o,'
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anil Mention anil IVirolt.
(In tale every day, round (rip to
laouina, eu; io .Newport i.r.O;
to 1 et 1 oil, It,,
Tlcketa aold on Snturdav and 81111-
dny to aiiulna and Newimrt, llmlliil
lo Mill, lav fnllnwlm;. S
A. J. nil.I KTTE. Atjeul.
the Cumpbell-Kellman team of this
city by a aeore of 7 to 0.
hi the polo-VatiltliiK eontoata for a
medal, Kberlee Kijykendall and Hon-
nlo Wllllama tied at 10 feet.
In II10 fifty yard foot raco Sid
Smith waa flrat, N'orinan Piirkorson,
Hin'ond. Time 5 Heconda.
100 yard laah - Ted Cooper, first.
Noriiinn. I'lirti'iHon aeeoud. Time 11
aeeonds flat.
2110 yard dnali Sid Smith, flral,
Ted Cooier. second.
Hope-cliiublnK ronleat won bv K.
MorKiin; helulit 37 feet; aecond C.
Hlckey, holaht 3 r feet.
The Fireworks,
The flreworka on the aouth slope
of the hutte lu the evenltin, were very
Kood and were pulled off In oulck or
der, there belnn no alow and tlre-
aomo walta. .Many country people
alayud In (own (o ami Ihom and all
aeemed to be aatlafled.
The grand free dunce In tho Ar
mory concluded the day'a festivities.
and other social happenings. We pre
dict that to organize a dancing class
and making It a paying proposition
for the Instructor will be a difficult
matter. News.
Raaaon Enough.
"I am going to quit my place." said
the man of all work.
"What's the matter?" asked the sym
pathetic friend. . "Don't you like tho
brand of cigars tho boss smokes?"
"Yea, but bo keeps them locked."
Humor mZ Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITB
NOTH'K TO IMMI OWNKIIS.
The 'h enae on dona la now due and
thime who haie dona the- do not
want bad Inner dtapoae of them or
ae.liie llccine. which la now Ml
fcr males ami li mi for remalea.
1. UOWKY.
I'eg t.J collis-tor".
I""!; sum' in itmriui
V V Shlnn h.n tipeed up a f trial
c!a a iee h-.,p in CoImim; .t werk
flWi.llil.id. Jl:lli; In yen- jt, , ,
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C, ' lour we'.
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NEWS ITEMS FROM
SPRINGFIELD TOWN
Mrs. O. W. Jonlison Is conlem
plullng a (rip to Nebraska and Iowa
Ihla auuimer. making a visit to her
old home, If he decides lo go she
will accompany Mrs. I.. M lleebe as
their furmer homes are only a ahorl
dlatance apart.
Marry Stewart Informs us thai he
and J. I,, Clark are soon to become
owners of a fine new until. This
will he the first owned by Spring
field people, hut there are proapeets
of (wo or three others making pur
ehasea In the near future
J. I'. Fry was caused lo appear be
fore the city recorder Thursday
morning on a complaint made by the
marshal, wherein said defendant was
accused of discharging fireworks
within the city limits, which Is eon
trary to the city ordinances. Cpon a
Plea of guilty he was given the min
imum fine which amounted to 1:1
The petition circulated by C. II
Peari-e during the past week, askln
(Sorernor Chamberlain for tho par
den of his a.111 Harold, w ho Is serv
ing time Hi the penitentiary for (hi
shooting and robbing of the old man
Carl, at Nation, was signed bv ne.irli
every business nan In town and was
sent to the lioveinor this week.
Prof. Kord and famllv who open
e.l a d.uuing dins In th 0H'era hone,
Inst evening did not 111 ee( with len
ciwioiri:!! success so f:tr as crun 1'
was c.-n .-.--,-ned lln'i ...
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Clear Wasta.
"Why Is Chester moping about so?"
"ritsnppoliited In love."
"Thinks the girl he cau't get is the
only one lu the world, I suppose?"
"No; It isn't that so much, but he
spent $ I on her in Ice cream sodas."
Ready to Plaase.
"Wlion are you going to pay that
bill?"
"Tomorrow."
, "1 am afraid tomorrow will never
come." '
"Then call around yesterday."
Couldn't Fill the Bill.
"Are you tho man who advertised
for a dog?"
"Yea."
"What kind of a dog did you want?"
"No use going luto that. You wouldn't
do."
Aftersight.
Predicting weatlwr (ar ahead
1-ooks geod. but they will Hod
'Tie easier 10 dope It ott
A weak or ao behind.
PERT PARAGRAPHS. ,
Truth telling la an exact science, but
lying la 1 fine art.
The man who la with ttf majority
doesn't see the need of reform.
Borne men are born poor, some attain
poverty and others nies't up with the
fold brick man.
Sometimes man mistakes rapidity
for (irogTeealon.
rr.
When trouble tav.,.. , whack at its
It Is surprising t,. ,ii,, ,er how mnuv
of our fr end, jxu.t knew it waa going
to liamvn.
THE ANNUAL QUERY.
"Whnt,"
Anks the poet
Who ta earnestly seeking
Infnrtnntlon
At iirst hand,
"la so rnre as n day In June?"
That looks easy.
Jum days may bo rara,
Particularly
In winter
Or very late In tho fall,
Hut there are other
Hare thlnns "
If one starts out
With a search warrant
Or a pinch of salt
t Looking for them.
The man
Who, recognising his own
Superiority.
Allows his wife
To have the last word
Without
Helng; mean about tt; ,
4 The woman
Who can look pleased
. And feel it ,
When a rival steps forth
With a twenty-eight dollar hat
To matfh her own modest
Two fnrty-elRht ltd;
The small boy
Who tells the truth
And stays at work
When a He , 7
Would get him
. Into the ball pa me;
Th minor clerk
Who doesn't know more than the
boss;
The woman who knows
The difference
Hetween an Inshoot and a l-omt
run
In fact.
The list la ao large
That we wonder at the poet
For asking the Question.
Query.
"Papa?"
"Well?"
"What is a menace?"
"A throittened danger'
"Then what would be
be?"
SIGK IftADACHE
a womenace ;
Knew Her.
"Are you acquainted with the wid
ow's daughter?"
"Yes; that morry little tot"
"Tho same one. She is a regular
widow's inltc."
Positirelr eared Vf
these JMttle rills.
They also relieve, r
tress from Dyspepsia, b
digestion and Too near)
Entlnp. A perfect r
edy for Dizziness. Nairn
Drowsiness, Bod Tun
In tho Mouth, Coattl
ToBffue, Pain In UieSMe
TORPID LtVEIi. Tt(
I regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
I SMALL PILL. SMALL DCSE, SMALL K
ICARTER'S
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
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No Use For It.
"Whnt did Unit dmle want?"
"Wanted to Imv ."11 eents worth of
bri'ln fnml."
"I wonder wluit lie was golns to do
! cartels
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0 IVER
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Genuine Must Bear
Fao-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
Ha to Chaae Them.
To you golf ?"
"No: don't need to."
"What do you do for exercise?"
"I have a garden."
"loea that gWe you the right klnr?
of eTerelse?'
"Well, uiy neighbor keeps chickens."
.enokn na i ial
raw r . I
' v' 11
the
Wild Enough.
'Ton t you feel
the call of the
wild In
spring?"
"1 can't aay
lhat 1 do. Near
est 1 come to es-IH-rlcncing
it i.
In the call of the
liKlallineut house
collector. He b
"lid enough
" " " u 1 don't
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POLITK ATTENTION
greets all customers at our
market, and as choice a piece
of meat as was ever- laid on a
block Juicy, tender, exquisite
ly flavored and fine grained, Is
what we cut your porterhouse,
sirloin, flat bone or hip bone
steaks from. We know how to
cut up meats for your table as
well as to choose the primes!,
so that they will look tempting
as well as tender and succulent.
Our prices are low for prime
meats.
Broders' Bros
Phone 2Mam 40 - - West 8th St..
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Burning 0f Rome
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TACrrandtheSchoolm
A7 l Children
A Hunchback Brings Good Luck
SONGS BY MISS HENDDRSHOTT
"Daddy's Little Girl"
. "Bcnnicjcan"
Matinee To Day 3 p. m,
Evening PerforiTfjInce 7:45 anfe
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