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Kbtend a seoond-dass matter at tba
E itue. Oregon, poatoliioe.
TUB EA8TKKN OFFICES Of the
P Harare at 230 to 284 Temple Court, New
York Oity.and U ti Kijrees Uldg, 87 Wash
Ington Bt, Chicago, III, K KA'I Z AdvertU
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TUUKSDAY OCTOBER 30
. A CHEERFUL LIAR.
The Oregonlan has a jewel of a
"Washington Newa" Bureau" cor
respondent that is from an Ore
gonian standpoint, lie makes no
. more ado about lying when a mat
ter of politics" is concerned than
Chinese diplomats do when dealing
with Christians,
In a "Bureau" dispatch under
date of the 27th -the Oregonian
news service, referring to the New
York election, states that "it ie
conceded by Demoorats generally,
and asserted by the Republicans,
that Odell will carry the state by
6000 to 20,000 plurality." The poor
memories .of liars generally work
their undoing, and this is a oase in
point. After such a broad state
ment as to the politioal situation in
the Empire state no one would
expect to hear that the Dem
cortit who "conoede" ihe eleo
tiou are so willfully, perversely
foolish as to bet their uiodey on
David B Hill,' the Djui mrutio can
didate for governor. Yet that ie
what this jewel of a oorrecpondent
Bays they are doing at the odds of
about seven to ten $70 to $100,
Singular that men who "oonoede"
delett should threw their money
away I ' :
Ordinarily euoh an obvious oon
tradiotion of statement would be
censored of the glaring inconsiut
enoy In the home newspaper office.
Not so with the Oregonian. '
About as two big fools as a pro
prietor of a ''Fool" show oould wish
resided in New York the other day
one of thsm is dead now. A
mediolne ehow had a member who
shot apples off people's heath thai
1h when he oould find a man who
wouiu nana oeiore uis riue. lit
tried it onoe too often Saturday
night, killing his man. And the
atrange part of it was that both
Bhnoler and the apple-bolder per
eietod in their respective parts after
the QrBt two Bhota Dred missed
their mark. They would not take
warning, with the result that one
is dead while the other la held for
manslaughter.
President Rjoatvelt was spared
the humiliation of naming a day
of Thanksgiving while the big coal
Btrlke was on, . It was narrow es
cape, though.
The New York City budget for
1903 carries nearly ninety-eigt mil
lion dollars. Rather an expensive
town government.
One of the central figures of the
Boer war is dead Commandant
Botha.
SHIFTING THE TROUBLE.
Lawveh: If you leave all your
property to your second wife, your
children will certainly try to break
your will.
Will-Maker: Of course. That's
what I want them to do, I want
them to have their full share of my
money.
Lawyer: Then why bequeath
it at all to your wife?
Will-Makir: Well, vou see, it
will be easier for my children to
oreak my will than it is for me to
break hers. New York Weekly.
Thurston Items,
Guard Special Service.
Thuhbton, Oor. 20. Mr Frank
Ubevelair, our merchant, Ie Improving
Die dwelling Louie. , .
Mr Charlie dray arrived from the
Coast Monday with a load of fresh sal
mon. Mr Price a'ud family returned yes
terday from a pleasant vlxit with Mr
Price's father near Elmlra.
9Mr Baker and family, from near
Jasper, are moving Into the Hayden
house with the Intention of starting a
blkOBsrailh shop at this place.
' Mr and Mrs O W Young, of Kugene,
Mrs (.'laud Copple, of Hood Klver, and
Miss Ruby Conk, of Oregon City, spent
the day last Monday with Mr J E P
Withers and family.
"Dksdemona."
MAN AND MARRIAGE.
Toe Register Informing itj read
era of being elected a member of
the Assooiated PreBS, a ad announc
ing a telegraphlo eervloe, says thai
' Eugene has never had a paper that
Kave to its readers fresh and orisp
Jrom the wires the tolegraphlo news
ul the world." The Register is not
ignorant of the fact that the Guard
has maintained a special or regular
telegraphic service nearly contin
uously sinee the early part of 1308.
Farther, when the Daily Ui'Aitu
vie established in 1891 It gave an
Associated l'tets cervine for more
than a year. A newspaper, like an
individual, should not lay its ve
rae ty open to question.
Bishop Moore, Methodist, in
charge of (he missions in China,
J ipan and Coreasays the converted
Vsatbens make good markets fot
our products. What must those
"converted heathen" think of the
Curlstlan oountrr that is anxious
lr their trade while it will not
ji rmit their presenoeT It is a case
o the "fatherhood of God" with no
'hrrttherhood of man."
Snare Advlne About Methods Before
and After tbe C'eremonr
In 'JHor Itoynl Highness Woman"
Max O'ltcll gives soino very en go ad
vice to men as to what thoy should and
should not do both boforo and after
marriage. The following extracts will
be of Interest to readers:
Novcr marry a woman richer than
you, ono taller than you or one older
than you. Ilo nlwayB gently superior to
your wifo In fortune, in slzo and In age,
so that in every possible way she may
appeal to you for help or protection,
either through your purse, your
strength or your experience In life.
Marry her at an ago that will nlways
enahlo you to piny with her all the dif
ferent characteristic parts of a hus
banda chum, a lover, an adviser, a
protector and Just a tiny suspicion of a
father.
Iiowovcr 111 you may speak or think
of womon, you will always Und a worn
an nolo to do it better than you.
Nover let your ladylovo see you with
out a collar no, not even the very wlfo
of your bosom. A man's head without
a collar 1b Ilka a bouquet without a
holder.
Nover lot her see you asleep. Maybo
you sloop with your mouth open. If
you aro married, let your wlfo sleep
first When you aro qulto Buro she Is
off, let yourself go, and bo careful to
wake up first in tho morning.
Blamnrek on Champagne.
years ago, when llnron llengelmuller
was assistant secretary of tho Austrian
embassy at Ilerlln, lllBinarck gave n
dinner to which tho baron was invited.
All tlio guests except Von llengervar
drank champagne, and lllsmarck, not
ing the young man's abstinence, asked
tho reason therefor.
"I hnvo not yet earned tho right so to
indulge," was the reply.
"All, that will not do," remarked Ms
mnrek; "It Is allotted to every ablobod
led man In this world to consume In his
lifetime 10,000 bottles of champagne
;-o you should begin now lost you fall
to secure your .lurt portion."
."If HUM. bullies be tho allotment for
the ordinary mun," responded the young
dlplnmntltt, bowing to the Iron Chan
crllor, "your exwllency, being an ex
tiaoKliniiry num. should hnvo double
allowance, and 1 therefore toko great
pleasure In awarding my sliuro to you."
"I thank you," Itlsmnrek replied, "hut
permit me to Inform you that without
waiting for your grand reuunelatlou 1
novo already passed the 20,000 mark
- Saturday hyonhuMJost.
To clone, a few 5-d rawer drop-head
sewing machines, guaranteed for Ave
years. KiUal to any $30 machine
made. Hpeclal, while they last, only
tao each,
Painb A Kay,
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TO CURB A COLO IN ONU DAY
Take Laxative lironio Quinine Tablets
All drugglrU refund the money If II
falls to cure. K V Urnve'i smiature Is
on each box. S!5o.
THE BIG
A growing industry of the coun
try Is that of rohSing banks. It
teems to thrive without protection
-seems able to hold its own
gainst European pauper burglar
I a bar.
It was a great triumph for Pretl
dent Mitohell, that at Wilkesbarre
yesterday when in falling snow
tm thousand ooalmluers marobed
afier his oarriaga.
40
Bo much noko o( on Ihe streets
ot rngetie I. tb. OY FUTON
WALL PAPHl and PAINICO,
No 40 Weal Kighth et'eet. At
this place jon'll and eTrrT.hlug
that u new and ap-io .V.e in
wallpaper, paint and oil. and
ever) tuug earrtrd In our hue.
THESE ARE GOOD TIMES . . .
t4 .r av m
m
to $18.00 for narnmer guns and $25.00 up for hammerlosa guns We hati
Winchester rifles and shot guns at lowest prices on this coast. W aho sell
rifles at $5.50. Clvnr rilUs at $3.75, $3.00 and $2 25. In carl .dges w
stock and all the nicest loads at 50 cents and up.
And you- ought to treat your
relf to a line new gun. We have a
, crv lnrpfi st ck of them. Fine
.-fii' double ami eingle barrel in 10, 12,
1G and 20 bore, at prices that are so
reasonable that no one objects to
sr. co
for the single barrel to $7.00, and
' lor tlie clouuie Darrei iruin jw.w
We have a complete .stock ot
the famoun blevens
e have a very large
We would like to have you call and look oar goods over. Elegant
warranted pocket knives. The Big Foot Brand is the best that
money can buy.
rifflE are now selling an elegant line of sewing machines at $16.85 up.
liJ E save you about 1-3 on a sewing machine. We sell you good re
liable machines at $25.00, $27.50, $30.00, $35.00, $37.50. Our Rotary
is two machines in one, making loop and tuck stitch. At the Low Price
of $37.50.
SHASTA iit,LU
U!i,,u at K-ui. '. .'' ' "'1
iuru,
At Atbinuu
At o. -srainvo
-f- rimcito
' Ojdeu
Ar IJeaver
Ar Kju-tr Cilv
Ar Cliica.-o
Ar LoiAo-ele-
Ar F'. I v,
Ar I'm; SVoitU
Ar City of iloiioo
Ar Htojton
Ar Viliin(!to-i
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Barker Gun Works, Eugene, Ore.
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h.lthtr.1... 7.-
mentotooen,,,?
and ounst can toChiS
w.teew
- ih... for H,,,,1
China, l,hillii,inJ' r-1
aodHouUiAiuerlcl
3ee Mr L G Adair, anent t p
or addres H ' " t
W Ecoman
University School of Music.
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Terms quoted below are for one lesson a week,
more than one lesson the Bame rates will be charged
ition payable monthly in adnce.
riAWii. Mrs lloiientiecK, a mouia ?d ana 91
MrFraasr t3 60
VOOAL MUSIC Min Stinaon, prirate
- lewoaa in aiulit reeling, repertoire, voice
building fl 50
IntlaiweH of two 3 50
In claawa ill three 8 00
Childrena clau in flight reading 1 00
For
Tu-
VIOLIN. Mm Pines, Private lessons $1 00
a month .
HARMON V Counterpoint, and Compo
Ition Private lessons S4 00
a month. Classes of four or six $1 00
a month.
rae couraei IoaJIngT to teachers diploma.
' musiual degree
I. M. GLEN, Dean.
Consider the Cigar
When you amoke we want you to oonsiiler what
you arennioklug-how It tastes and what it means
to your system.
W Want You To Think Kindly oi
While You Smoke
I
Mount Hood Cigars.
It's the moat excellent olgar for mm who lilt'
puretohacoow.il handled, and who can afford to
pay a dime. For Sale by all Firstolajs Dealers.
C S Farrow & Co
...REAL ESTATE...
Ixmns flftd Influrance. Dealer In
HarveBtiDK Muchlne-v, Imple
ments. AiBohH.ro Bio age room
at reasonable rales.
sFOffloe 606 Willamette St
F1K3T -
National Bank
MARX STEAM DYEING
and CLEANING WORKS
CHRIS MARX, Jr. Prop.
Hunt fnuiimit til-int In fliAnfiatA fnf otflum
cleAuiuy and dieiuR ulthes. Spacinl mnuhin- H .;
ery for clesninir, dvi'J am! linishinK hdiet.' . r 'id -i
dress ftooda. Your personal c!othi"g spiiuued : '
anu pressea u r 91. uu per mon1 h.
Paid ui Cash Capital B60 OOO
Surolua 850.000
EuQeno t Oregon,
r.
4 GRNEUAL.FXtVKlKU HOHCiiSS
oh Uono on reea suable terms. tvgh
drafts on Chicago Francisco and Port
Urtl, Oregon.
litllB of etohange sold on foreign covo ..aa,
LepoBics rocetvea suDjeot to oneck or c?.;itf
oate of deposit.
au ooiieonoiH entrusted to tw wn i -.b.vr
mmn attention
1'. E. Skoo-
L. II. Porria
Phone Red 56 5 No 9 East Seventh St
PALACE MEAT MARKET i
BRODERS BROS I
CHOICE HEATS OF ALL KINDS
Schncidcrjd EUGENE. 5
Mwm
A WEDDING BREAKFAST
or ilinner Ip always served with the
choict wines ami liqn.irs that can
be neure,l. For atKlal (unctions of
any kin.l we hare the purest anil beet
wtnw, of either iniporte.1 or domestic
rint(te, by ihe cane, bottle or gallon,
at tirirw that you can't match for
quality in Kugene, at
E C HUGHES'
Successor to W M Renshaw
Eugene blue River
STAGE LINC.
B. BAN US, Proprietor
Ping leaytw Kuironn :'.ir Blue Rlv, r
Daily eiOMt.tJuuduy ut 6:3U a in
Rtl.irniiir Htaita arriv t t lr,, .
daily .-x.vpt Nil nKva at 7 1. 111.
Ticlltits for MlA .1 V Rann. tl. .......
Bigene. .,.,
"The Biggest Sonati"n "very where"
li li put
Co iu ps able Pocket
Stereoscope . Aoparatus
1 1 e sni.llct Ss,.r, o,,e wi h th stromiest on
i, . 1. " i " T ""rallons mou Mingi.
Injlmiiog 20 V r Pnotographs, views of irt
irnrvl . 1 rice Unlv U1.110. ' Sent evervwhere
.re,,l in letter form. AUKNTS WANT??
L'LIPUT STEREOSCOPE r.n.
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i uilatlelphin .
Lane County
Bank
OF
EUGENE, OREGON
Established in 18M3. Old t
Bauk.in the County.
A General Banking business
in an Drauclies transacted
on favorable terms.
A. G. H0VEY, President
L G. HULIN, Cashier
B. H. HOVEY. Asst Cashier.
TICKETS
TO AND FROM ALL
POINTS EAST
WW
SHORTLINE
TO
St. Puul, Du'Uih, k
Ar- roiNToWST
Thronch Paht an.! 1 onrbt SIltm
. Dining e-jil rinffet SmvkiDii 1Aii(
DAILY TAlNSiFASTTlK
For I'ate?, Folder and Koll hfm
regarding ticket , routes etc, call ot or sHfl
J. W.PPH ALON, T p a H. DICKSCX
-. 122 THlfiO STREET, POIIUli
A. B. C. UKNNISTON, '1. ff. P.A
612 First Avenue, HEA'ITLF,Wm
mm
Mia
Oregon
ShohtLi
llNIalNPiCIFIC
EAST
TO
THE
The O. 3. N.
Gives t a Choice of
THREE H Alt V
UHILI
TRAINS
EUGENE LOflfl and
FuKhKsr uuu.uixa,
The
Bonbonicre
Bakery.
First Cliss Goods.
Mince Pies made of
Home Made
Mince Meat . . .
fio Sonth Willamette
Plione, Red 55-4
DUNN BROTHERS
mm
.Mi'.;
s
1 Is one th.t re u.ive. tin ou,ni
j, P-nu. I'.le -tp-jitia , w, t,lU
II .Tit.t ti't. It-;), 4 0
! hittle girw re:ifl 30 111
Mont, for iaterestini
SSHsiiyjL
mm
1
Of Eugene, Oregon.
Paid Up Cash Capl
Surplus
- S50.0C0
23.K0
OaNcaai. aaNKina auamr
orsn ON FAVOatBLf TIUMt.
w f. esnwrt.
. i)tm'N
0. a paint,
Vlie Preil :
T. W, BROWN
TWO VIA
THE OREGON
SHORT LINE
10
Salt Lake,
Denver,
Omaha
Chicago and
Kansas City.
ONE
THE ti
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Snokini
St. (Paul i'1
( Ghlcigfr
Ooean Steamere leave Poitta"
5 Da) a for
SAN FRANCISCO.
lruetieauil LWumtlaftwrW
Uto.ihly UteanitratoChio";
Foi lull Information H "
drew nearest O. R. N-W
or oil.lreMi, ,
A. U CRAIO.
Gen'l Paseeniier Al'"1
irW .
The floffrngc
W.O.ZEIGLER Proprietor.
SUNDAY DINNER 50c
Eugene, . . Q.e
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WAfKM ?? .: ,'K,wrl'
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