¡HE EUGENE WEEKLY GUARD A> independent paper . these Chicago bouses are out for eu r- silence who would assett themselves mous profits and th se who tra e as emphatically if they were like An­ with them generally get trash.—Al buuy Democrat. na Gould, financially independent, The Democrat talks to the point in "by should a mau be permitted to CUT OUT THE GRAFTS. * * The taxpayers ot' l.ane County Humor Philosophy will be saved several hundred dollars 8; CVNCAN M. SMITH guard printing co ., inc . the paragraph reprinted above. There do things that banish toe wouiau in the publication of the delinquent Publishers o is but one way to build up a prosperous from society yet retain his standing tax list this tall, because of the VOICES OF THE NIGHT. town and that is for people to spend therein* publié every Friday. Eugeue, Ore. course taken by the Guard in sub­ After supper, after sv: >t. their money as much as possible at When til > only thtnji in sight Ibat was a dramatic suicide at Or ­ mitting a bid tor the work, and th.i* SulwcripUou price,¿«1.’> > per year home. As u local merchant’s business Is the fttrft >t lamp s feeble flicker, egon City Thursday, when Ralph Com« th \ ol < s of the night— paid in advance, ft!, ou at end of increases be will be able to cany a farcino the Couny Board t > act in ot Not the s<’ vmn ones, however, Benson shot himself through the That the poets tell about H. reto­ filtered at the Eugene, Oregon, larger stock and offer greater induce­ heart iu the p rest nee of his wife, who the interest of economy. But the t s th.it call tor langungft Which, to say the least, is stout. ments to purchases, and be spend* poetottice as second-class matter. bee this work has cost 25 cents per was just having her decree of divorce bis mouey iu the town, erecting store Hardly have you nicely settled o n him prepared by her lawyers for H e—this year the pi ice the county On your porch to have a smoke AGENTS FOR T11E GUARD I uildings and making permanent im­ Till you hear a noisy jumble. the sight mre of the circu.t judge. On w ill pay is but tour cents. Half a f ■ ik and half a croak. Ibe tollowing are authorized *o take provements. Inwardly you groan in silence. h e back of a uote be left ou a table This is the proper rule to follow- ot receipt for subscriptions or trans­ Outwardly you'd like to roar. The big mail older bouses of the it other business for the Daily and he had written“To Mrs. Laura in regard to all the county pri tine. Partly to express your feelings hast have made millions iu profits, Toward the phonograph next door. Brown: Here is yout divorce.” Weekly Guard. There is no reason w hy w hen sup­ not one cent of which ever finds its Wishing ««»me one you might mention W. C! Conner, Cottage Grove, Were a >ut as good as dead way back to the people who patronize Even it you never chewed Lis gi m plies of any kind are needed by the j L. Clark, Creswell. Or would tove to Mtuiagascar, You ko in and go to bed. them in the West. Geo. A. Drifty, Coburg the picture of Dr. Beeman is prob county, they should not i\ famished Scarcely hnve your weary spirits Itie greatest trouble with Oregon is ably familiar to you. He is just dead by the lowest and best bidder, and To the land of slumber flown •iHUKSDAÏ - - NOVEMBER 16 Till the tomcats in the alley that too much money is sent out of at Cleveland, Onio. Twenty five printing -upplies, which aggregate Start a concert of their own. the state for the purchase of goods. years ago he quit the practice of many hundred* of dollars yearly, Boot, an.) bric-a-brac and so forth Our Premium Offers Drive them to another street. medicine to manufacture chewing sometimes running into the thous­ And. with word, that can't be printed. Hood River people claim that there ands, should come under the general Baek you crawl to your retreat. NotwittBt ui ling that the Guard has gum. That be struck a popular ar­ Hardly on the alumlwr wagon been eulaiged and the cost of publi- are no equals to their apples. They ticle is shown by the several million rule. It has been too long the prac- Have you started for a spin cstiou materially increased, tie have gotteu in the habit of claiming dollar fortune be leaves. Till upon your ears conies buziintf ctice to allow county officials to pay Tlte alarm clock butting tn. Guard Printing Co. makes a special their debts to political organs with this so much that sou.e ot them have offer to every new or old subscriber. The Singer building in course ot unreasonable printing bills w hichthe Annoying to the Flier. All who will pay one year in ad­ apples on the btaiu and actually he construction iu New York will be 625 taxpayers must foot, or to secure a When the gentleman who has con lieve it. Hood River people can't vance for the Weekly Guard at feet high, with fifty stories. Io with­ “ rakeoft ” from the city printing quered the air all but get» bl« KU i I only f'l-o" 11 iear’ wil1 ** R'veu lllt* be blamed for matting such elaims, Ing apparatus in tine shape and is stand the tietueadous wind pressure concerns upon a large class ot print- placidly sotrlng in the thin bine air. choice of the Twice-a-Week St. Louis foi they really have tine apples. Hut »¡»public,or the“Oregon Agricultu ” hundreds of steel rods three and a ting. That is why several large «11 of a sudden Mimetbing goes wrong theie are others, though, and the ralist, absolutely free for one year. half inches in diameter will be built printing houses in Portland have with his machinery ami he has to do The gome artful dcnlging t*» escape the tall The Republic is one of "the largest Willamette valley has them. into the walls extending from the grown rich from thebusim *s gathered steeple that I* pointing its linger right trouble, though, is that our propor- and best family newspapers in Amer bedrock, 83 feet below the street lev­ up throughout the Northwest—not at him. ieaanl the “Oregon Agriculturalist” tiouof tine apples is not as big us Usually it Is the gasoline engine that el, to fifty teet above the street, se­ honestly or legitimately, but by u one of the best and most practical that iu the Hood River country, and has ceased to chug and no amount of curely anchored at both emls. faitn. fruit and stock papers ill the “ standing in ” w ith county u •In lnd’ < !sion interesting co*iment of English news­ The jury argufied, and the Guard does not w hine be­ preseived an ominous silence. It will But »til to save their gizzards papers upon the state elections in There can hardly lie any doubt that cause another paper secured it for a Tilay iOtildn’t quite decide be interesting to note bow M. Steel, Win -n l a.I the smarteNl lawyer, this country. Most of them publish But for certain con­ the new treasurer to take office when Cuba is displaying synq toms .if tliai lower price. Ani an ttie case was tied. long editorial articles on the result of ditions in the office, which w ill soon the legislature meets, will look upon benevolently assimilated feeling. the elect ion iu New York state. With Got Around It. be changed, we might have bid thia question. It is a veiy simple scarcely an exception they comment “If the czar only bad tact.” aug lower, and hope tobe able to do so' “You sw >re you would never spea’1 um in mathematics that the state tn Jack ag. In, ami now I hear you ar on the close vote as an indication of ests a contemporary . Probably a ty­ i’ere another year rollsaround. The ¡ engaged to him.” treasurer could pocket off the low esti­ the popular discontent with enormous •‘Well, I didn't say a word. Whet pographical error. Meant ‘Taft.” point is that several hundreds of mate of iJJO.000 ou deposit in the he ask»*»! mv t > marry him silence gavt comb.nations of capital. 'dollars has been saved the county, bauks 940,000 a year ou a two per « Wm. R. Hearst is getting a lot of consent." The Dally Telegraph thinks the and it is up t<> the sheriff to further cent agreement That interest on free advice as to what be should d > moral is that Americans, while not protect the taxpayers by making Made Clear, state deposits is what makes such an in the future. "They sn” mimi rending Is all a "quite ready to accept ‘Hearstisin’ in sure that the bid is in no w ay off set intense scramble for the office. There trick." full, are heartily sick ot being robbed by extra padding of the list. “Sure. I know It Is.” should be some way for the state or Topics of Interest by trusis and corporations, and are The Guard proposes to demand of "What Is »Ip. trick nbout It?” county to get interest on funds held The retirement ot Ami aesador Sir prepared to go a conisderable way­ the county board and county officials "Just the tr: -k of mind reading.' on deposit against the day tuey may­ Mortimer Durand is announced in in that direction. ” 1 oudon. It is thought Lord Curzon that all printing be let to the lowest Early 1 raining Neglected. be required. The News believes that with will succeed him at Washington. bidder. If it is refused, then th< ••Children not pert when I wn« "wealth, culture and intelligence Yesterday San Francisco policy- public will know where to place tn< young.” It la high time that the tariff was holders appealed to the state depart­ responsibility at the next election, “Yes, and »re what a lot of unInter »aaiust Mr. Hearst, his strength is eating oh! |M*»3le they got to be.” ment to take up the matter of their lieing revised to meet present needs. cue particular portion of the world and the rocky road that G»m- It is too high for any purpose. The unpaid fire lpasea with the German missioner Edwards travelled last movement of unrest. ” and Auataiau governments. Assist­ True Looking The Mail considers the result as an steel trust is selling steel rails in Eu ant Secretary of State Bacon stated June will seem like scorching on an Gia«». wrideuce ot “growing exaspeiation rope at less than the European man that a formal demand upon thebe gov asphalt pavement compared to the •*I wish I could politic al experience of the next officials »gsiust thrusts and their tactics,” ufaeturers can sell them.and less than ei omenta wo» Id not be made Enough girl» w ill be went to James­ who disregard the demand of the while the Chionicle, in a similar it-the steel tiust—is selling them at home. The sewing machine t-ust town by the newspaper« of the c jud - | p-opk-for a square deal around. vein, says: '•Can’t you get “Americans, if they are wise, will resd the true moral not in the major­ ity against Mr. Hearst, but iu the huge majority for him.” Several papers comment on the in teiveutmn of President Roosev. It through Secretary Root. The Stand- »rd and the Tribune consider the re­ sult a serious rebuff for the presi 'lent,»b ie the Mail says it is an “uu- Mneetiunalle victory” fur him. the lelegranli says the president •id hud little cause for self-congrat ttiation in the result, while the Pu»t ’»y» be turned the scale in a critical •foment in what it calls the “. ai se Of decency. ” Mail Order Shopping ■esterdiy «as skiddoo, or lemon *»• at the Albany poetotHce. Dur- lt‘* the day just 23 letters were ’• opsd and n ailed from the office Alontgoniery, Ward A Co. and Roebuck, suggesting busim-- should be given to home nier- ’’"•'‘ts. Albany baa some of the lest •ores in the county, prices here are J1-- lowest of any piace in the state, ies. you know with whom you i'” •'-»llna when yon trade with Al- 4 ,1J “’••rchanta, and if the thing d is also competing in European coun­ try, rdher by the people, to make the exposition a »ucc»‘ss.—Albany tries ami robbing us here the same as Democrat. the steel trust. Many other trusts are Lena S. Walton, the “ljuet-n of doing the same thing or “samer. ” Is is visiting Portland. She Alaska. it nut high time to tear the tariff is one of t he richest mine owners in wall from around them? Americans the Far 5ioith. and intend« to <*rwr answer! Are we going to run thi* a building at the Seattle fair, and ex­ pects soon to publish a new magazine, govenment as such, of, by and for the which she will call the ‘'Alaska people, as Abraham Lincoln used to North westerner.” with headquarters put it, or must we amend by substi­ at Portland. tuting the word "trust« ' for ''peo­ Rose 1« Friti, of New York. who wen the rld’e typewriting eham ple”? ________ pionship iu Chicago la-t June, cam** I The moving picture show of the tional Biifont-.*» Men’s show at »1 ad Nelson-Gans tight refused to work af­ ¡son Square Garden laat week. She ter ttie thirteenth round at 1 r Ian wrote 24*57 word* from dictation n O the other night when the spertators half an hour, making live errors. «•ere refunded their money. That is tin- other 13 entrant*. Paul Munter« Fritz last lall, «ho (Dfeateff Mi' often the way with the prizefight it­ c«me uearest to b» r re ■cord. H» wrote self except we n*ver beard of any ad­ 2»«i6 word», but uuB<1“ 61 error». mission mom y being refunded t io F ugene wben a matter how rank a fake it proved i» 1t < t tieirun, my* th* AILwnv D'-mocrat. G Id < V] n*re writn o hi« i teadimr» f'*r an inter- reconciliation that h-r “re- the refusal of a respectable i such a libeitine.” Ther >ands upon thousand* ot ott- 1 who suffer the indignity in B. Beeler, of thia city, today re­ ceived a message from Butte, Mon­ tana, stating that hla soon, E. A. Beeler, was dead. No particulars were received, but it Is presumed that he was actcdentally killed, as only a few days ago he was in the best of health. His remains will be brought here for burial. The de­ ceased leaves a wife, his parent*, two sisters and a brother. In the case of Catherine T Stock- ton vs the Supreme Council of the floral Arcanum, to recover the amount of the |>oHcy held in the order by her son, Fred Stockton, the jury in the circuit court this fore­ noon returned a verdict for plaintiff for |1,M4JT______________ G, W Taylor, the a r.uonnt well diller, wa- pretty l,a e t roke and in »otne manner a piece of pipe .»rock tdm on the hea I ititilcting a severe w > nd at ove and lielow the right eye. i abo -fate Dial um Latest rvport* fn Ei I. I r?,!', • ' r otterr nt J. J. Brv Dr. T. W. Haiti, dressed the injury. h» . defeat- 1 Judtte Mr. Tavlor wili bw confined to bte puh Bean, »bo w»* home for m few’ da)». Ttinnin« for re.-1 . tioo in that di*- < h-t clonally »»pe ‘ Hie f- rtune * • n quite widely tuet Smiih h** tn -t w " »*ii who are Meal tn lo k- oidio»; t an I flg’ir<*. known by tbe fact f hi* Ninety nine f»»r •»« -«»if F'<1 y»»«i will rind «he talc * the hearing of the Meunenirerg mu - (lf .» , fp.ihuier*- I’o* kr T*a T»*w nr ta*- der ea-e. ", far - the. <*•'* I a ed to date. O a nomination for Poor Father There 1« trouble nbeatl for the head of the house Tlte ■iillliuer» In «oletnt. convent "it. without iixklnif hla aid or |H*nnission. Itnve flxetl up n ties! by which lie will wear a lid which ha, trlniuilnut on It like mother*«. <»ut of the richness < f man's experl en<*e we have learned the great fact that we may lead the Intelligent horae up to tlte tronsrh. but we cannot make him partake of the thin anr sheer necessity made their society tolerable within two years and positively agreeable in five. tt K *t The presence of children is a help to this compatibleness as being the one possession absolutely shared ami NECESSARILY AC­ CEPTED by each parent. Another great aid to the harmonizing of tempers indeed, something priceless as a permanent rule is to study mutually what may be called the equation of preferences that is, to form a habit of considering, when husband ami wife differ about any matter, which of the two really has the MORE REASON TO CARE \BOUT IT. Thus it may sometimes make little difference to the rife whether breakfast is early or late, while a late breakfast may cost the husband his morning train, or a carriage may bo an important matter to a wife, with her skirts to take care of, while it may make no serious difference to the husband whether he walks or rides. IT SURELY IS BETTER THAT ONE SHOULD MAKE A LIT- TLE SACRIFICE on any matter than tliut the other should make a frr greater one. K (t MANY A HOUSEHOLD JAR WHICH WOULD HAVE LEFT PR0- LONGED STINGS BEHIND IT. IF MADE A MERE TEST OF WILL AND PERSISTENCE. IS SETTLED EASILY WHEN THE EQUATION OF PREFERENCES IS APPLIED TO IT AND EACH IS READY TO MAKE A ulTTLE SACRIFICE TO SAVE THE OTHTR FROM A GREATER ONE. Teach Children Politics By »HI DEHICK O. BRADFORD. Mayor of Brockton. Man. MAN'S interest in liis city government »boultl bet next to hi* intereat in hi* church. 'Hie time is coining when the ethics of politics is going to be tnnglit IN THE SCHOOLS. Civil government is an excellent itudv, but I hold that we should go farther and teach our bovs ami girls something of the practical side of things which make for good HOME LAWS and which will give 11s the model city of the future. The idea of installing p< rmanent voting booths in the various school buildings I think is a good one, and the Brockton teachers have agreed with me. It gave the children a chance to see a verv important phase of their city government IN PRACTICAL OPERATION. Mam business men have the idea that poliii s is something be­ neath tlieir standard, that a man lower him-elf hen he goe* into a raiiipaign. A more mistaken conception of gentility never existed. POLITICS SHOULD BE NEXT TO A MAN’S RELIGION. WHAT BROCKTON AND EVERY OTHER CITY NEEDS IS A QUICKENING OF PUBLIC INTEREST. OF INDIVIDUAL INTEREST, IN THE AFFAIRS OF GOVERNMENT. ♦ 4 a a a a a a a * ♦ * » «- a J a a a a a a a a No woman thinks that her husband a a e knows how money should be spent. * * What s good liar i*• th .t only In heaven I »hall heai that grand amen. ft ft*#*#a