Hit EUGENE WEEKLY GUARD ' l.WEPENDENT paper . GUARD PRINTING co ., inc . Publishers uuu propose to purge the city of Reut pre-eminence, leave not a stain in and his fellow grafters. If th» 1>eu. thiue honor. pie will »bow the old time spirit of "At the time when thou »halt end the Vigilante day» aud vigorously »up- thy days aud finish tby life, distri port Hanoi» J. lleuey in his prose bute thine luheritauce. ’’ cutiou of Reut and his gangsters, there 1» no question that the result PnUisbeJ every Friday, Eugene, Ore. will be exactly the same a» it was with Tweed and hi« fellow follow^» '"Scriptiou price,30 | h *. year in New York. alj in advance. $2.00 at eml ui Stared al G*e Eugene, Oregon. ^tUee a- »ecund-elu»» matter. ’VuENW FOR THE GUARD Ttw toUowiug are authorized :o take rei.,.ipt for subscription» or trans get other business for the Daily and Weekly Guard. * V. Conner. Cottage Grove. J L. Clark, Creswell. G.O. A. Drury, Coburg xhuksday N GV EM l3E K » Our Premium Offers Latest Great Horror it would seem as it luou would go down luto history as a yeai of hor lots. Greatest ol the long n»l were ueeessary was for some one to dis she was mart led to W illiam Burke. guise himself as a laborer and obtaiu They were sweethearts from child- a job on a fortification, where he 1 hood, aud six jears ago Burke left the "auld sod" an I came to Oiegou to could take all the id serrations be make bis foituue lhe aged man thanked the attorney wished. It is suspected that foreign One of tbe largest real estate deals for the readlug of the lesson, then governments are quite as well inform that has taken place in Umatilla ed as to the strength ot our forts as county tor some mouths, was the pur tottered away. our own Under the new policy tbe chase of a section of laud owned by T. J Kirk, of Athena, tbe price be department will let the tacts be ing $42,000. The land is some ot the kuowu to the public. I < st in the county. The action of the Keutuckj State Orange, N. J., will operate its own Grange and the Farmer's institute in Iu response to a request toi lists of electric light plant. cundemiug tbe Congressional distii- commercial and agricultural oiganiza There are ehargse of a meat tiu»t butiou ot tree pumpkin aud squa»h tions in the United States, recently in tbe city ot Portland -eed will probably change views of »eut out by the Interstate Commerce Tbe president has appointed Mrs. Against Free Seeds some of tbe Kentucky delegation asters, but if addition there have who hare hitherto voted for this Hp t>een numerous lailway, ocean and proprialion under the plea that the mine accidents, destructive storms Kentucky farmers want these seeds, the Sau E rauci»cv aud \ aipaiaieo dis and tires. All recent calamities are outdone in horroi by tbut al Atlautic City Sun day, where an electric traiu of thiee lliese two organizations, representing tbe farmers of all sections of Ken tucky, held a joint meeting at Lex ngtoti, last week tin Wednesday morniug tbe State Grange adopted resolutions cundneming the free seed distribution and tbe same afterno m the two associations iu joint me tiug, adopted resolutions characterizing the distribution as a misuse of public funds, and endorsing the attitude of tbe Senate aud House Committees on Agriculture, which hare refolded themselves agaiust the ap| ropnalion. Hie Kentucky framers say they want I crowded can plunged from the trestle i;»itbst.iu hug that the Guard has into the salt water. The railuad teeu eulaiged and the cost of publi wrecks of the year make a sad show wtl0B materially increased, tie ing but none ot them exceeded this Guard Printing Co. makes u special in proportionate loss of life. otfei to every new or old subscriber. lhe sadenss of the calamity is re ■ All who will pay one year in ad noc* for the Weekly Guard at deemed by the acts of the rescued uuiy $1.50 a year, will be given his passengers and trainmen who per choice of the Twice a-Week St. Louis foimed deeds of heroism of the most «»public,or the“Oregon Agricultu ” thrilling kind, lhe struggle of the talist, absolutely free for one year. The Republic is oue of the large»' people in the cars was terrible iu god best family newspapers in Amer its intensity aud recalls the fate of •lie money now practically wasted in (caaul the “Oregon Agriculturalist” those seamen who perished in sub throwing radish and turnip seed U oue of the best and most practical merged war vessels, without any of broadcast over the land, given to the fwtu. truit and stock papers in the the chances of escape which attend . Department of Agricultutne for the W«»t development of agi lculture, the ac Subscribers, old or new, may take the worst of wrecks on the ocean's . ip'isition and distribution of teally surface. their choice of either paper as a premium. Atlanti? City, the scene of this oc lare and valuable seeds, and tbe sup Those who failed to get the prom- currence, is well known to Western port of the Argicultural Colleges. Med premium magazines will be given ($242,000 lourists. It is the famous seaside The amount of money, their choice of either of these papers 1 now expended for flee watermeiou in place of the magazines without | resort built on the long narrow island This and cucumber seed would give each further cost, by sending their names known as Absecom Beach. »nd addresses to this office. So beach is separated from the mainland agricultural college between live and fir we have been unable to compel by four or five miles of meadows, ten thousand dollars annually. the Eastern publishers to keep their When the matter was before the partly covered with water at high »gresmeut iu regard/o the magazines, , House last session, Representatives, «nd feel the disappointment as keenly tide and by the narrow strait where Bennett, Hopkins, James, Kinnock, the accident occurred. 4s our subseri beis. Richardson, Stanley ard Tiitnble, of The Weekly Guard is still clubbed There will doubtless be now a loud vitu the Semi-Weekly Oregon Journal demand for a trestle work between Kentucky, voted for “free seeds,' aud Messrs. Trimble aud Stanley «t $2.20 a year for both papers. the island and the main land that Mail all remittances aud communi were especially active in securing ad will be broad enough aud strong '□aliens to ditiunal votes In view of tbe unan enough to render a recurrence of this GUARD PRINTING CO., itnous action of the Kentucky Grange Eugene. Oregon. calamity impossible. and the Tunnel’s Institute, which was composed <.f delegates from all I arts of the state, it is expected the members of congress from Kentucky 1 There is no question in the mind ! Writing on Saturday. Henry Clews, will change their attitude. Repre B'liuy one at all familiar with affairs of New York, takes ttiis hopeful view sentative Sberley, ot Louisville, one I* San Francisco that existing con ' of the monetary outlook: Corruption in 'Frisco Bilious are the most corrupt ever ■Vituessed in that boss ridden city. | Ifwple all over the country are watch- |4hg Uie outcome of the proceedings iu I the court today. Even in the bold I m d*y« of Boss Buckey, and bis cor- [ runt officials be never attempted to Idj 'a the face of public sentiment as I Abe Keuf lias done. Buckley, while pot above bribery or corruption of pnust any character, bad some re Hpset for public opinion and refused to go beyond a certain limit. W hen BM refused to heed his warnings Money Easy in New York “The best feature in the financial situation is the easier condition of the local money market. Both call and time rates have declined, six months’ time only being quoted at tire aud three fourths aud six per cent—the lowest rate since the ciop movement began. This relief Is, of couise, due to gold imports, traesury disbursements aud a probability that the eftlux to the interior has reached its height. From now on easier local conditions should pievail and bank reserves should rise until the end of Uny were promptly beheaded. That the year, provided no disturbances Itccouuted for Buckiy being atle to occur during the interval and the r»t*in hi» coutrol for so many years. shifting back of American loans in I But vice ridden as San Francisco London does not proceed too rapidly. “The Bank of England rate was ad l»u twenty years ago it finally Xired p Buckley and his gaug and the vanced lrom four to five per cent, aud pliod boss was compelled to take up the Batik ot Germany from live to six resilience iu Canada for several per cent. These are extraordinarily | ftar» until the storm of public in sudden and high advances by these two clination had blown over aud thus institutions. They have but one *-'“!•■ crimuial indictment, cr at the meaning; that is. notice to New York The Walker Lake reservation Wheat and Hour to the value of thiown open to settlers a few days neatly tour hundred thousand dollars, ago, is already covered with town to be esxct, ilK.Hi,3<tl, comprised al | bltCS. most tbe entire outgoes of two Seattle ministers have «tartid u steamers that left Portland for Hung crusade against skating rinks. lhe owners ot «tie Poitlntid gas Kong ami way ports 'Tuesday. But a few years ago the idea of shipping plant have i efused an offer of $3,000,- ■ 1 ooo for their piopeity. anything but the cosllies. merchati- Pi* sideiit KooiM*velt lias gone upon iise thousands of miles in steamers a hunting trip to Virginia, and is would have been looked upon as the soon to suit for Panama to inspect pioduct of a disordered bruin. The tbe work on tbe inter oceanic canal. i world moves, and fast, too, the se years of steam and eh—tricity. ’------------------------------------------------------------------------ ♦ Edward Everett Hale the chaplain of the senate, evidentl.l doesn’t take much stock 1 nr. Osler’s theories on the dire effects of old age, remarks the Salem Journal. Although in his eighty lifth ' ear, he finds tune to conduct a department in a maga zine, write a book occasionally, lec ture now ami then attend the meet ings of the various societies of which he is an ac'ive officer, and preaches on Sunday between times. verse its policy in regard tJ our coast defense«. Heretofore tbe people have i,-en religiously excluded from them. ' It is pointed out that while American visitors were shut out there was no difficulty in tbe way of foreign gov- ermente obtaining whatever informs tion they deeired. All that wee Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH 4» 4 PFRT PARAGRAPHS. Mediocrity Is leather lunged and I sometimes can scare genius Into a duck . tit. Topics of Interest STRIKING HAVE I PECULIARITY BUSINESS ABOUT MET ONE NEVER MEN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE SLIGHTEST THING ABOUT BUSINESS. Busiiie»« men have certain fixed conventional methods. Proptrse to them a way of doing bui-inets, and, although the new way nmv mean i.vre pr tit, they w 1 n *’ accept it UNLESS FORCED TO, and even then they believe thev are being swindled. My own way of doing bu.-itu — is neither har-h nor unfair. But it is novel, and therefore the men 1 deal with regard me with suspicion. It is very much as if you offered a man $5 for doing something for which he had previously been in the habit of receiving only $1 and having the man denounce you as a swindler. In making an agreement with an Englishman you may be sure of one thing. If it is not ENT1KE1.Y TO 111S ADVANTAGE he will not keep it. An Englishman, when he wants a house or money or anything else, knows that in order to get what he wants he has to sign something, lie do. sn't care what he signs so long as he gets what he wants. After he obtains whatever he stood in need of, if he find- the agreement he signed is disagreeable, he will denounce the man who holds it as a knave or a scoundrel. In my own experience with Englishmen the terms of my agree ments, satisfactory at the time of signing, have afterward proved irksome. They would then come to me and say, "Surely, Mr. Shaw, yon cannot expect to hold ns to such outrageous terms?” And when I would p ■ nt to the agreements bearing their signatures they would t *tort, ‘'Surely, Mr. Shaw, you are a gentleman.” Americans are perfect children in business. They have a stratum f romanticism that prevents them from knowing WHAT BUSI NESS REA1.I.V IS. This childish, romantic spirit impels them to lo something that nobodv else has done or to do a greater thing than anybody else has ever done. ACCIDENTS. OF COURSE. WILL HAPPEN, THEY MAKE MONEY, BUT TIE PERCENTAGE AMERICA IS SOMETHING TERRIFIC. AND SOMETIMES OF FAILURES IN 0 “A Cleaner and Less Numerous Race” By Mrs. S R \H PLATT DECKER. President National Federation of Women’s Clubs 0 everything else. Henry H. Rogers, vice piesident of the Standard < 111 Co., is so anxious MOST IS THAT No man ever got mud and shot up the landscape because lie fell heir to a tortuue. 1 heeu lodged against Toni Watson's magaziue. Evidently the business of "viewing with alarm” isn't a great success, especially when prac 1 iced to tbe exclusion of pretty nine Hill on Railroading Lesson From Scriptures Humor Bv GEORGE BERNARD SHAW. Brltlyh Dramatist and Critic HE A judgment lor over $<10,000 has to see Hearst defeated fcr the gov of the I lightest membres of the Ken ernorship of New York, that he could tucky delegation has already an not “keep quiet” about It. When nounced his opposition to free seeds, the people find out whom tbe Stau meaning tbe turnip, squash and i dard Oil crowd want» defeated, they pumpkin varieties. generally decide that be is a good The action of the Kentucky Farm man to elect. ers is all tbe more important in view A Massachusetts woman is mad lie of the fact that, ex governor Bach cause she found the stump of a che elder, of New Hampshire, Master of root iu her sausage. Alas, the poor the National Grange, with 700,000 | down-trodde.i packers can uo longer members, was present and urged the adoption of the resolutions, as did afford to put clear Havana tiller in ex Governor Bell, of Vermont, also *he sausage. ■ " prominent in tbe Giauge. It was A Norweigan steamship has been presented by President Hamilton, of chartered to take three loads of him the Farmres’ Club, of Fayette coun ty. and supported by the Master ami her from Portland to Australia, about 10,500,(100 feet in all It is a pretty State Lecturer of the Kentucky good quarter section, one hundred Grange. Not a word was heard, ot a and sixty acres, of timber that will vote cast against tbe resolutions. I cut ten million feet. Several scientists from the depart ment of agriculture were also iu at- A good many members of the tendance. Oregon legislature were in the peni tentiary at Walla Walla this week Strangely enough, the warden allow James J Hill's opinion of wbat a ed then* to get out again. railroad should be, is forcible. in a taut an unpleasant investigation by that those markets are closed to us for the financial relief upon winch we th« grand jury. recent ipeech be said: *itb such a weak man as Mayor have hitherto depended. Fortunately, “The theory of railroading, that it we are now beyond the necessity of Schmidt to control, Abe Reuf has so is a business enterprise aud not a assistance from that quarter, having Plated by vice, bribery aud all man speculation, that its interests are tv of criminal graft that be has be- secure over HO,000,000 of gold this centered in the fields, the factories autumn, so that the precaution i •'Jia* emboldened as was W illiam M. and tbe mines instead of the stock ^••ed in the palmy days of Tam- somewhat tardy and ineffectual. ’ exchanges, that tbe intelligent aud fc*°? Hall »ome thirty years ago, just system of profit-sharing between •h«o be and bia fellow thieves robbed carrier and shipper embodied in 'h* people of New York of more than An aged Foitlau 1 man deedei his reasonable rates will best promote »ays the Seattle News. brother ten acres of valuable laud, the prosperity of both aud enhance *6b,J the investigation which result with the understanding that he was the national heritage, is perhaps not *o sending Tweed to the pentieuti- to be eared for the balance of bis life- the least contribution made by the *ry began that arch grafter excelaini The care was not satis'actory, though, northwest to the development of th«* *1' *tiat are you going to do about and after going to the poor term he nation and the world within tbe last it’" i llle Httv years.” And notwithstanding that the sued to recover the property. suit was decided against him the were under bis control there Mr. Hill has practiced as be preach | **• «nuugh civic virtue and decency other day, and his lawyer broke the ed. He has outlined a stsniard pol in vice ridden New York city to news more gently by rea ling eome icy fol all railroad companies. Ow Tweed what the people were go- rerMS from the 33d cuspter of Eociesi- to do about it. aeticua, a part f tbe Apocbrypbe: The war department is about to re ••Give not thy son »nd wife, tby Aba Rent is askiug the same of the people of ban Francisco, brother end tnend, pow-r over thee while .b.m lives!. -nd give not tby be and his pals are a« brazen in goo te to another, leer !t repent thee Mr attitude as was ] weed, Oaaley and tbou entreat for the — •U «a l others of the old Tammany aud hath "As long »’ — *h',ü i |ir«st *• tWb • KT—— a. . ’Mtn r n«ncadcu people nave breath m th.«, I, give not tby*-‘K over cbil been quiescent under the most to auy, for better - *• It ‘ I» i that tby '*,rtev >tn corruption and vice, but dren".bould t-b tbeir courtesy. lo thy works keep to thyself the **••• that they are Anally »roused :<l. Ellen Fester, ot Iowa, to inquire into tbe conditions of woman uud chilli labor in the United States The iinnual report of the United * 'States treasurer shows a cash surplus ' orgaipziitiens aud natinal sta e and of receipt« .ver expenditures of ovei local agricultuiai association» receiv f'2.>, 000,000. li e people of the Philippines are to ing male at this office ami no otlnr ¡be given » If government. with a^ kind of organizations ami in hope» na.iot'iil congress of their own iu (bare never will be.” 1907. Commission to postmaster«, the lol- lowing humorous reply was received from Missouri. "Tiiare haute euey national tate uud local commercial Most Business Men Are Unbusinesslike The only way to succeed Is to find ■ where success bungs out -and then to ' lie the first to n-ach It. Most of us struggle desperately to j create harmony between our needs and 1 our purse. Leading a dog's life Isn't a bad thing --for the (log. Better than knowing how to do n thing Is knowing bow to get along j without doing It. Duty 1s a concession to the claims ' of others that you never get any thanks , for. No bright ycung man keeps you long In the dark concerning bls qualifies Ilona. * ~ If you were to let some people know that they have a soothing Influence 1 they would send you a hill for It at the beginning of the month. Explained. “What's the difference between an i old maid and a bachelor girl?*' “An old maid la a match for nobody, | while a bachelor girl Is apt to be a match for anybody.** Amended. gently the grafter doesn't take tr'.ch stock In tbe commandment Thou »halt not ateal.* ” “No. he reada It, 'Thou sbiilt not squeal.' ” Could Appreciate Her. A. N. Beecher of Forest Grove cele “They ought to live happy ever brated his HMth birthday Wednesday. after.” Laselle Bros., tbe big prune packers “Nicely adapted?" “His mother can't cook " at Albany, are doing a rushing business at present. Excusable. Fred McCloskey, a truck driver of "I understand lie has tieen mixed up Portland, committed suicide Wednes In aotne shady deals.” day oy taking carbolic acid. “Well, he kissed a girl once under an Tbe taxes of tbe] Viola road di« umbrella; that was all.” trict, Clackmas county, voted Satur day, a levy of a 5 mill tax that will Hadn't Any Friend«. tie used to improve the road from "Totr will have to get some one to recommend you." that district to Oregon City. "Can't, mister. Everybody around The Portland General Electric Co. here la kin to me." ia to establish several wood yards h Portland soon and will place a uni- Prearranged. form price of KI.>»> per cord on siati Mot to th» swift th« winning «m»« Or to th« »trona and willing. wood. But to the horsy on which th« wl«« (lord n A McCarthy, saloon keepers Hav« planned* to hav« a killing. at Heppner, «•••re arrested Tueeday for selling liquor on Sunday. Thi« Before He Crowed. ■•What would you do If you bad a 1» their second olf»-n*» in a month. I be State«man -ays Tillson, tbe million dollars?” “Find out trow muck my oelgb on Salem prune packet, has already ex had.” I orted sixteen car loads of prune« i rtmiller A La»«elle Bro« have »hip How Promoter» Are Made. I •• i thirty «*0*11 e ,r loads from this "Think I will get anything out of It?" city. "Yes—experience." “But what will I do with that?” Marsgret O'Leary' a pretty Irish “Sell ft to some fellow who ha la«» cr**«-*-d tbe Atlantic ocean nod came 'o Baker City la«t week, where il one ” IIE thing we Americana must learn, if our country is to contiimo in its ¡dace at the head of nations, ia to disregard such appeals as have been made by the president of these United States WHEN THEY ARE UNQUALIFIED. When stockmen and horticulturists are turning their at tention to and spending vast sums of money that a breed of cattle or plants arid trees niav be brought to greater perfection AT THE SAC RIFICE OF NUMBERS, it is time that human beings opened their cars to the truths of the necessity of a likt* method of procedure in the betterment of the individuals to go to make up the race. R It kt When a nation such as England has to reduce its standnrd for en trance to the army because its men are inefficient, because of unwhole some prenatal and social conditions, it is time to take steps toward say ing, by legislative enactment, if wed lie, WHO THE FUTURE FATHERS AND MOTHERS OF THE CHILDREN, WHO ARE TO KEEP THE NATION’S HEAD UP, SHALL BE. C IT IS A VITAL QUESTION. Those who are intelligent and have listened to the president know their own mind and their duty to the country, WHICH IS MORE, but the great mass of the people who hear and heed the ‘‘multiply and replenish the earth” doctrine from the lips of the highest governmental authority of the land are the poor, the unprovided for, THE INEF FICIENT AND THRIFTLESS, who when they bring children into the world commit, a sin against the children and put the country in jeopardy. These are the ones who follow the advice of the preai dent, and to neutralize the effect of his words the Federation of Wom en's Clubs will initiate nn educational propaganda which shall have for its watchword “A CLEANER AND LESS NUMEROUS RACE.* Effect of Army Canteens By Lieutenant General M C. CORBIN, U. 9. A. T would »eem unnecessary to argue to a FAIR MINDED p«*r«on the raperiority of a system which provides a mild alco holic beverage at reasonable coat in moderate quantities UN DER STRICT MILITARY CONTROL to one which results in luring the soldier away from his barracks to neighboring dives, where his SOUL AND BODY are poisoned and ruined* by vile liquors, with the accompanying vices, and where his money is taken from him by gamblers and thieves. I UNAUTHORIZED RECTLY FORM A SEVERAL 3L0T ABSENCE TRACEABLE LARGE THE AND VISITS TO FREQUENT THESE DESERTIONS. DENS COURTS. OTHERWISE THE FAIR A proni(»t«r can make moletrln» of mountains. NUMBER OF BY THB WHICH RECORD OF OUR DI INIQUITY, OF PERCENTAGE OF THE CASES OF TRIAL MILITARY UPON TO IS ARMY. PERT PARAGRAPHS. Lie and the world listen» to you; If w« could ac* other» aa they aee Sp>*ak the truth and you get tbe akld- !hem»elve» we would bare frlenda to fioo. throw at tbe blrda When a candidate la nominated by Men admire feminine frlpperlea Im eomplli atlon the reeultlng campaign la menoely If they don't have to pay tb« apt to l>e amputation. Mils. When old things pass away the Tbe man who »aid there wa» nothing dressmaker's bill la sure to bo large. ke leather had never eaten a beef Beauty unadorned goee after adorn '»»It In a forty fonrflt rate t.rardlns ment the most *.$e