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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 2, 1904)
tuç°nn Weekly Guard ASLEEP IN THE SNOW. [ burst Is exceptional, and Its sequel has strengthened the band of law every where. The daily press has told the I story of the brief but murderous career i of four young bandits, whose record of slain has been seven in six months; and the type youth these despera- | does are is generally appreciated. It is a type that breeds under laxity of i law, amid corresponding temptations I to wrong doing, and Is nurtured on the fiction of a sensational literature, Au overgrown city, where criminal dis I cipline Is defective, where rights are I not Jealously guarded, and where de i llnqueneles In official life are endured | because correction is a trouble, is a j favorable hot bed for the culture of the ■ ultra-vicious type of lawbreaker. Thes. boys, of coura», are not sul generis, nor aie their deeds uncommon; but the desperate nature of their last stand against law la extraordinary, at least, when such resistance is made within sight of the glow of the lights of a metropolis of 2,000,000 people. But a» their stand was desperate so was the force of the law that moved against them resolute and overwhelming. Law moved at once—law in execution is not like justice—passionless. It bad the deaths of honest men to avenge, und one of them had worn the blue coat of a policeman. Ho luw, aided by volunteers of kindred mind, in the face of great danger, grappled with the beast at bay. It may all seem a semi-savage episode—perhaps It is such. It certainly has no urban ameni ties about it. But the climax is satis factory. Let any boy who Is shaping a career after dime novel Hues pause and reflect. He may thrill over tlie perilous defense of the dug-ovt In *>>« Indiana sand dunes, but be t ”1 hesi tate over the causeless murder of the brakeman, and his blood will chill at four figures on a scaffold. Explorer Who Thought Ho Had Died After Reaching Top of Aconcagua. ••• i OLD FAVORITES I + + J. 4- I After reaching the top of Aconcagua, one of the highest peaks in South OREGON. EUGENE America, Reginald Rankin was over I taken by a blinding snowstorm, Hi» T companions he bad left at a carni ♦ What you pray for you ought to be miles below. His descent on the I monti willing to pay for. tain is described in Longman s I Maga Robert of Lincoln. zine. The farther he went the worse Sometimes it Is difficult to distin Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects grew the storm: soon be could only see Merrily swinging on brier and weed. guish between contentment and lazi Near to the nest of his little dame. a few feet in front of him. Twice on ness. slippery, bard snow be fell, and was at Over the mountain side or mead, Robert of Lincoln is telling his namei once whirled down the slope at a ter Agriculture in Arizona Is now a mat Bob-o'-link, bob-o’-link, pace. How far he rolled In this rifle Spink, spank, spink; ter of dates. They are raising them York, at present the wife of Count von Waldersee, had way be could not tell, but It must have Snug aud safe is that nest of our«. The Utilizing cf Uducation. there. Au been some hundreds of feet. Hidden among the summer flowers. F It be admitted, as indeed it must, that edu for her first husband a reigning prince, the Duke of try Chee, chee, chee. "The deadly cold of that blizzard at A woman usually begins her life cation like everything else should have an end, gustenburg. who was eligible for Intermarriage with work when she marries a man to re it should be admitted a'so that that end must Imperial family In Europe. There have been fewer ex- twenty-two thousand feet was fast ov t Ills ercoming me." he says. “I felt that I Robert of Liucoln is g? yly ¿rest, form him. be a useful one. In some real and practical ample« of such marriages in Austro-Hungary. At Wearing a bright black wedding coat; sense. It is trus that the tendency of much of mom.-nt we recall but two, that of Miss Carroll, who mar could go no farther. By the side of a White are his shoulders and white his It's useless for some women to deny education Is to take the student off Into a ried Count Esterhazy, and who now lives in Washington, big rock I saw a little scoopel-out hol crest. that they married for money after you land of dreams and to detach him from the and that of Miss Mabel Wright, who first became Mrs. low In the snow. 'Doubtless,' thought Bob-o’-link, bob-o’-link, Ysnaga, sister-in-law of the Dowager Duchess of Man 1. 'this is my appointed grave. ’ I sat see their husbands. scenes of active life, But that need not be so, or If so. Spink, spank, spink; chester, and subsequently married a member of the high down in it, quite glad to have ended Look, what a nice new coat is mine, need only be so for a while. It Is not lost time If young est Hungarian aristocracy. Whether the rule about six the struggle. Sure there was never a bird so fine. No doubt Mr. Rockefeller regards minds are allowed to tarry for a period under the lufiu- teen quarterings, which is so rigorously observed In the Chee, chee, chee. the man who "retires with a fortuno'’ “When I awoke I thought I was ence of the Ideal, and of the aesthetic family, I deal ism is as a sickening degenerate. at the foundation of all true practicality. Every gland court circle at Vienna, has been relaxed in her favor we dead. The crescent moon was riding know not. The truth Is that the number of American hrough a sky of deepest metallic blue Robert of Lincoln’s Quaker wife, doer lias been at first a great dreamer. • • • Pretty and quiet, with plain brown It's the toughest kind of tough luck But Just as sure y as ihe Ideal Is preparatory for high women who have married European nobles would be against which the white peaks that oi wings. found, upon a complete enumeration, to have exceeded con every side hedged In my view struck to have your watch stolen when you er living, and study the foundation of success, so surely Passing at home a patient life, 1 are on your way to pawn IL must the type of cloistral life which characterizes the col siderably a hundred. We add that, while there have been with an almost unearthly contrast. Broods in the grass while her husband flagrant exceptions, these international marriages seem, As I gradually comprehended the full lege give place sooner or later to the serious workaday spirit sings: Every time a revolver is sold over Bob-o’-link. bob-o’-link, which enters the arena of social, commercial, or perhaps as a rule, to have brought the average amount of happi gkiries of that magnificent scene exul tation filled my soul. ‘The kings of the a counter there Is the possibility of an Spink, spank, spink; political life to accept the tasas and fulfill the duties of ness.—Harper's Weekly. world,' said I to myself, 'are not half Brood, kind creature; you med not teal Increase hi the bandit population. patriotic citizenship. The use of education Is not meant Thieves aud robbers while I am here. as well buried as I am.’ to be a purely selfish use. Culture should not terminate in Homesteaders Driven to Canada. Chee, chee. chee. "There was a certain amount of With Carrie Nation as an actress In the personal experience of the educated man. • • • HE recent migration of thousands of American cause, apart from the received tradition “Ten Nights in a Barroom," the bar It remains for the young graduates to put that creed farmers to the regions of Western Canada has that people who go to sleep Ln snow Modest and shy as a nun is she; room la likely to suffer from nervous into practice. Knowledge Is power, and knowledge Is a One weak chirp is her only note, not been througn any lack of opportunity. In storms never wake up again, why I breakdown. sacred trust. It Is perfectly true that this Idea is being of braggarts is he. the regions of Minnesota and neighboring should believe in my bodily extinction. Braggart and prince abused in some of the Industrial excesses of the day where Pouring boasts from his little throat: States, created by natural causes. Whatever 1 was utterly without sensation of any Manifest Destiny mny have freed Bob-o’-link, bob-o’-link, men are taught to become nothing but expert machines, lack of opportunity or room exists, anywhere kind In my limbs, and when 1 tried to Panama, but the American residents bpink, spank, spink; capable of turning out so much work, or of earning In south of the boundary line, Is the result of con move them they made no response. Never was 1 afraid of man; of the Isthmus are sure to be accused creased dllvdends for somebody else, at the expense of the tions wholly artificial in their origin. Chief among these Is "The snow must have ceased soon Catch me, cowardly knaves, if you can! of having put her up to It. training of the mind and the development of the religious Chee, chee, chee. the tying up of large bodies of the best lands in the hands after I lay down the previous evening, nature. But such overemphasis upon the Industrial Idea of speculators who are holding them for a rise. Take a for I was only partly covered, and my “There is plenty of money In the education does not militate against a proper amount of In Tlie conviction seems to be general, Six white eggs on a bed of hay. market.” Yes, of course, but It is and Justified, that this Is soon to be militarism, and while not all knowledge can be practical. trip on almost any railroad leading out of St. Paul, and feet stuck black out of tlie white man Flecked with purple, a pretty sight! harder to find than an active baby come a world of machinery. Indeed, it In the sense of money-making or comfort-bringing, all cul all along Its line will be found that the unimproved land tie, with the toes turned Inward to There as the mother sits all day, flea on a trick dog turning somersaults. has become such, to a marvelous ex ture of the mind should have a distinct relation to the exceeds In acreage the amount reduced to cultivation. In ward me in a horrible curl. 1 began Robert is singing with all his might. great numbers of Instances there has been no thought of by trying to work my right arm, and Bob-o'-link, bob-o’-link, tent, already, as regard« all essential bettering of human life and the elevation of the masses Improving ft by Its present owners, They have bought It after desperate efforts I broke it loose An Englishman criticizes the Ameri affairs, from the manipulation of poli of mankind.—New York Observer. Spink, spank, spink; on speculation, and when they sell, it Is an even chance from the ice which had frozen it hard Nice good wife that never goes out. can girl's nose, but admits that she tics down to the sewing on of buttons. that the transfer will be to some other speculator. Drive to the snow beneath. Then I worked Keeping house while I frolic about. lias beautiful eyes. Once more the If the progress of invention in the I hsi The Trolley-House. Chee, chee, chee. the speculator out of the field, and the vacant stretches my left arm loose. Having freed my eyes buve It. being In the majority. 100 years be any indication, no strained OW that parlor cars and sleeping cars on trol between villages will soon be occupied by farms. At pres- arms, I broke my back free from the Imagination Is required to see that fly Soon as the little ones chip the shell. ley lines are eslabllslied we may be privileged ent, even in the wonderfully fertile and productive region ice the heat of my body had gener The Vanderbilts and a few western ing machines will some day be as com Six wide mouths are open for food; to speculate a bit as to what will come next of the Red River of the North, a vast acreage Is unoccu ated, and sat up and tried to work my Robert of Lincoln bestirs him well. families are forming a new smart set mon as cabs are now; that books and legs. Here I was less successful; my as an annex of the broomstick train. Suppose pied—held on speculation.—St. Paul Pioneer Press. in New York. Western families who Gathering seeds for the hungry brood. newspapers will be superseded by ma legs seemed paralyzed; I could not we hazard the guess that It will be the trolley wish to get In will have to apply early, Bob-o’-link, bob-o'-link, chines of the telephonic and phono move them at all. house—first cousin to the house boat. By tbebulld- though. Spink, spank, spink; graphic species, and that the human Causes of Failures. "At this stage in the proceedings my This new life is likely to be lngof spurs and sidetracks In delightful spots at anatomy, by disuse of the physical and NALYZING the causes of failure la the United While she does not say so In that delight In having the finest tomb on Hard for a gay young fellow like me. country or seashore at a fair aud far distance from the States Ln 1902, American Industries finds that earth was sorely dashed. Here was many words, Miss Ida Tarbell prac development of the mental, will evolve main lines resting places for these movable dwellings could Chee, chee, chee. Into a mere brain-box. It is to be sup of the 9,971 failures 20 per cent were due to I tied to the top of Aconcagua like a tically admits that she does not ex be comfortably managed, At one of them a trolley house posed that it will be a world In which Incompetence, 30 per cent to lack of capital. 17 dog to bis kennel. Every man must Robert of Lincoln at length is made pect to be remembered In Mr. Rocke might remain for as long a Cline as contentment was the everything will be so perfectly ordered ^tober with work and silent with care) per cent to special circumstances beyond the die once, but I strongly resented having feller's will. staying power, and when this burned out the trolley pole that It will run like a well-oiled ma business man's control, 10 per cent to fraud to go through the process a second Off is his holiday garment laid, might be put In contact with the wire and the trolley Half forgotten that merry air, end 7 per cent to Inexperience. Lack of cap time. After about half an hour's con An aeronaut promisee to take a chine. There will, of course, be no house trundled away to pastures new. Of course this is Bob-o’-link, bob-o’-link, party to the St. Ixtuls Fair at a speed poverty aud no crime, and everybody merely the roughest outline of a possible development ital, It appears, Is the most dangerous factor in the busi centrated effort of will I succeeded in Spink, spank, spink; of ISO miles an hour. Applicants for will be supremely comfortable—and of the electric car, but It Is the pleasantest part upon which ness life, as It is the greatest obstacle to getting Into busi freeing my right leg, which appeared Nobody knows but mv mate and I ■eats are advised to come early and unspeakably bored. Strung:'—isn’t It—- the lay mind can dwell. Details of It. like the securing of ness. Incompetence, together with Inexperience, which to be very nearly as useless free as It Where our nest and our nestlings He. how we madly strive for mechanical avoid the rush. Chee, chee, chee. suitable drinking wmer and the training of every tenant amounts to Incompetence, accounts for a very large per was tied, so numb and limp did it Inventions to secure us further ease, of one of these dwellings to be Ills own motorman may centage of failures. If to Incompetence and Inexperience feel, With the left leg I had still It is reported that the people of Eng and then, for our happiness, revel In as well be left to the consideration of those whose business we add “unwise credits,” we find that 30 per cent of fail more trouble. At last I had both legs Summer wanes; the children are.grown; Fun and frolic no more he knows; ures are explained. It amounts to this, In brief, that nearly more or less at my command; but they land now regard J. Pierpont Morgan the memories of our early <Lays, when It would be to perfect them.—Boston Transcript. a third of those who fall In business are not well qualified obeyed orders very slowly and reluct Robert of Lincoln’s a humdrum crone; as an ordinary mortal, In spite of the these things were unknown and life Oft he flies, and we sing as he goes. for It; another third try to do too large a business, and the antly, and the feet were both abso fact that he has eaten In the presence was sweetened aud given meaning by Bob-o’-link, bob-o’-link, American Girls and Foreign Husbands. prLatlous. What rest fall by reason of fraud, competition, extravagance, neg lutely insubordinate.” of King Edward. Such are the sor hardships and Spink, spank, spink; prince of wealth, with all the new HERE could be no greater mistake than the lect, failures of others, speculation and causes beyond the rows of adversity. Mr. Rankin's fingers were partly When you can pipe that merry old assertion that the marriage« of American girls wisest man’s control.—Baltimore Sun. fangled machine comforts that money strain, frozen, his feet completely frozen, so with foreigners of rank are mainly confined to The servant girl who committed snl can command, does not look back to that upon reaching civilization the toes Robert of Lincoln, come back again. his boyhood days on the furm, with the England. Up to a quarter of a qentury ago Chee, chee, chee. cfdoXievajlse she was n few minutes were amputated. Sy superhuman exer Noise! there were at least three such internatlAial late In securing a position must have same warm corner by the kitchen stove tions he reached his guides, who had —W. C. Bryant. HE modern world, having plunged Into a civ- marriages In France for one In England. Doz been insane to begin with. These are In the fall, as the only time of genu given him up for lost, and they hur Bonny Doon. lllzatlon which, with its factorles and rail- ens of American girls have married French the days for mistresses to commit sui ine, soul-satisfying comfort In all his ried him down the mountain. His suf Ye banks and braes o’ bonnie Doon. roads, seems to promise a successful life? For romance that ap nobles of tlie ancient regime, to say nothing of those who continual crescendo cide, not servant girls. ferings on the journey were extreme, TIow can ye bloom sae fresh and fairl peals to the heart do we not turn to obtained their titles from Napoleon, like Prince Murat. of noise, has at last discovered a fact which and upon reaching Inca he was helpless How can ye ehaunt, ye little birds. the mediaeval world was fortunately unable Paralysis of the throat and tongue the rich old days of stage coaches and Among these may be mentioned the Due de la Rochefou And 1 sae weary fu* of care? for a considerable time. to discover. Tills fact Is that piercing and Is the latest phase of cigarette smok tallow camlies, of the spinning wheel cauld, the Due de Dino, and the Due de Decazes. Many Thou’lt break my heart, thou warbling an Italian noble, from I'rlnce t'olonna down, has married and the hoe and the sickle? There Is deafening noises, prolonged through the twenty-four hours, bird. ing carried to excess. Death ensues It Answered Well. That wantons through the flow’ry when the paralyzed tissue begins to little doubt that tlie man who can an American young woman. There are examples of such are not only offensive to the ear, but Injurious to the Wife (with solicitude of tone)—It Imagine the machine made world of marriage» In the Spanish peerage also; the Duchesse thorn, health. It becomes necessary, therefore, for the modern must be very lonesome sitting all by mortify. The trouble with the cigar ette Is that few are able to resist 11« the future would rather die than live d'Arco» Is an American. Many American girl» have tnar world to combat loud noise Just as It combats heavy smoke yourself at night, balancing your Thou mind’st me o' departed joys, Departed never to return. In It. A world where everything Is rled German nobles, and one of them. Miss Is*e. of New and noisome odors.—Chicago Tribune. tendency to excess. books? combined and used for some coldly Husband {tenderly)—It Is. my dar Oft hae I roved by bonnie Doon. A new disease has been coined In practical end. where the stimulus of ling. ERRORS ABOUT MAD DOGS. To see the rose and woodbine twine, want and ambition dot*« not exist; THE LATEST TRICK CYCLING FEAT England called "bralu fag." The re Wife—I have been thinking about it When ilka bird sang o* his love. where pleasure, not la Ing productive, cipe for getting It Is tills: Worry a for some time, and now I have got a And fondly sae did I o’ mine. Popular Detlefs Concerning Them Wi' lightsome heart 1 pul’d a rose, little, hurry a little, get Irritated easily Is of course unknown, and where scl- that Are Deeply Rooted. pleasant surprise for you. Fu’ sweet upon its thorny tree. aud often, think all the time about ence lias totally eclipsed roiiiitnce— Husband—A pleasant surprise? There are some popular beliefs not your body and how It Is working, Like would not such a world be very soon quite classable ns superstitions which Wife—Yes, dearest. I sent for But my fause lover stole my rose And, ah. he left the thorn wi’ me. anxious thought for the morrow ami peopled exclusively by lunatics? mother yesterday, and I expect her seem too deeply rooted for universal —Robert Burns. despise your neighbor. Within sixty tills evening. I mean to have her stay education to destroy. Several of these days a “specialist" will be pasturing with us a long time. She will take concern mad dogs. The Idea that a Three Years I ate on your bank account. care of the children, and I can go healthy dog wli eh bites a person must Persons who become fretful over the down and sit In the office with you be killed because It It should at some delays of surface cars or the detention For moral, ethical and legal consider while you work. future time go mad the person bitten ations one should resist the temptation Husband—The dickens—that Is to of steam trains ought to sit up and would have hydrophobia Is reluctantly to traffic In public offices. If lie be say. 1 couldn’t think of you going to be cheerful when they read what tlie given up, even by some persons of ed New York Press has to say of a Texas a dispenser of patronage It Is Ills re town. ueatlon. Even more strange Is the be ligious duty to make recommendations Wife—It's my duty, dearest. I onght train. The Press declares that recently lief In “mudstones" about which much with due consideration for the public to have thought of it before, but It a Gulf & Interstate Railway train ar has been printed of late. There are service as well as with the object In never came to my mind till yester rived In Beaumont nearly three years many "mudstones” In tilts country and view of rewarding n faithful partisan. day. Oh. John, forgive me for not late, and explains the matter as fol the believers In their efficacy always To exact pay for such appointments thinking of your comfort sooner. But lows: The advertising story of State street, know where the nearest one Is kept. The train left Bolivar. Just across is a crime against the government, Chicago, can not be told In a few In a sense these porous stones are pub If 1 will go and sit with you to-night. though there are those who nvm to words. From Randolph street on the lic Institutions. Some of them ha ve Husband—To-night! Why, I—I—the Galveston Bay from Galveston, on Sep think that governments among men north to Harrison street on the south, curious histories. fact is I got through with my books tember 8, 1900, and was caught in the great storm which so nearly destroyed last night. are maintained for bundling purposes comprising seven blocks on State One was the property of an Ohio Bolivar Is seventy-live only. Wife—You did? How delightful! Galveston. street, the principal dry goods, cloth negro named Depp, and on his death Before the To a German, Paul Mumler, belongs the dubious honor of being the And so you can now stay at home miles from Beaumont. Illg, shoe, jewelry and department was placed In the State library at Co Canadian discussion of the award train had travelled far on Its journey stores are now located. Less than lumbus, from which, according to re latest claimant to fame as a daredevil bicycle rider. Until recently Munder every evening. I’m so glad. of the Alaskan boundary tribunal has And the delighted wife ran off to It was caught in the storm. Thirty thirty years ago the largest space used ports, It was recently taken and ap was an amateur bicyclist, but his bold spirit refused to be confined by the dealt with the strategic Islands Owned feats performed by his brethren, and he has blossomed out as a circus per make preparations for the reception of miles of the track were washed away, by the United States on the Canadian by any merchant In Chicago. In any plied to the wound of a woman bitten former with an act that takes one’s breath away. Dashing down a steep her mother, while the husband, with and the train was left stranded on a frontier. These are Isle Royal. In Lake of our dally papers, was one half of a by a supposedly rabid dog. The same Incline from a height of fifty feet, he and his bicycle leap through the air sombre brow, sat looking at the pic sandy waste. Superior, opposite Port Arthur, and single column; and the largest amount report stated that the dog was not Dozens of persons who lived on Bol for a distance of nearly forty feet, landing on a mattress. At present Mr. ture of a card party, with one member paid by any merchant or firm to any mad after all, but that the woman re- San Juan, opposite the city of Victoria, Munder Is trying to amuse the people of Berlin with this exhibition of absent, in the glowing grate. ivar peninsula were saved from death one paper for a year's advertising did cel v »si blood poison from the stone which commands the Canadian outlet foolhardiness, and It Is said that he will soon put himself on exhibition by taking refuge In the train. After to the raclnSX The tribunal lias con not exceed $I,NX>. During the past ■ nil died. That stone’s career of heal before American audiences. A Modern Indian Wedding. the storm subsided they walked to Bol firmed the ownership of the fulled year a number of State street mer ing should be ended by now. A modern Indian wedding contains a ivar with the passengers. But the A Virginia newspaper recalls that States In two Islands at the mouth of chants have each paid from f.Xoni to grotesque combination of civilization abandoned train was left on the prai an offer of J.l.tHXi for It lias been re crocodiles cannot distinguish a man al the Portland Channel, near enough to fitkt.tkM) for advertising used In single another “madstone" was kept nt the and barbarism, as will be seen from rie. dallies, and a careful, conservative State penitentiary for many years ami fused. New York Evening Post. a distance of more than six times their the proposed railway terminus at Port the following account of a marriage The storm bankrupted the railroad, Simpson to oversee everything that estimate of the aggregate amount paid was free for the use of any person CURIOUS SENSES OF REPTILES. length, acordlng to Werner, In the ceremony which recently occurred in and no effort to rescue the engine and for advertising In Chicago dallies dur water fishes see only at very close Oklahoma: who wanted it applied to a bite or goes on there. It Is not likely that cars was ma le until recently. Had the Ing the past year, by merchants In the other wound. Later a “madstone” Their Snrprtslng Power to Divine the range—alx>ut half their own length, for years to come, if ever, there will "The bride was ’handsomely attired' road not suffered so seriously In that seven blocks named, reaches the grand which may perhaps have been the This will seem perhaps unlikely to Presence of Far Distant Water, be occasion to test the strategic value In pink silk foulard, with pink silk stOTm the property would have proved I'rof. Werner, of Vienna, a natural anglers, although some of them can riblion sash, blue collar and cuffs, black of great value a few months later, of any of these Islands, as the United total of over F-’.uik'.tHk). l-'ull ninety- same specimen was sold at auction In 1st of note, has reported the results of cite instances showing that fish cannot hat with yellow and lavender trim when oil was struck at Beaumont. Slntea Intends to live In peace aud five per cent, of this amount was borne the country for $39. by fourteen leading advertisers. This Perhaps the stone having the most observations he lias been making for se<- far. Snakes seem to have a very mings. a green veil and black gloves. The road Is now undergoing repairs amity with Its northern neighbor. Immense volume of advertising In Chi remarkable history Is In St. Louis, and some time on the sense« of Inferior ver mediocre sense of sight, The boa. for The bridegroom wore the conventional and development, and a little while Every one knows that it Is nro-vestry cago dallies lias been built up practi one of Ila "cures" lias recently been tebrates and he has reached some cu example, does not see at more than a black, except his coat, which, it being ago the train was drawn Into Beau quarter or a third of Its own length. ____ ■i _ warm __ day. „ he had „ left at home. He mont. whire It was greeted by a cheer to use diplomacy In dealing with a sub cally since 1.883. a period of but twenty exploited In the newspapers It was rious and surprising conclusions. The professor took all possible pre Different specie« are limited to one-fifth carried an Immense eagle wing.” ject of tlie toothache, but It has re years. Mabln's Magazine. brought to this country In 1887 by a ing multitude. malned for an American dentist to Roaalaa I . y- • .in Wh* settled In Ne cautions uot to let the creatures know or one-eighth of their length. Frogs are Why It Passed Uy. t>etter off. They see at fifteen or twenty Expert Testimony. that they were watches!. One general make the toothache the subject of lu "Did Opportunity never knock nt vada. He said that the stone had beer, Funny Old Signs. “To settle a bet." said the visitor. ternational diplomatic negotiations, lle your door, my good man?” naked the used in Russia for 130 years. In proof fact Is very evident, that reptile« and times their length. Frog-catchers know One of »he most notable of old Lon this from experience. Hearing Is much “how long can a man go without of which fact ho submitted documents amphibians are strongly attracted by curia! the pain In the teeth of a brother kindly lady. don signs, “The Dog's Head in the Iron poorer than sight. If possible. Most rep xtd?" of the Shah of Persia by pulling them "I duntio, ma'am," replied Beery written on parchment In Russian, water. They go straight toward it. Pot." liad Its beginning In the early tiles are noticeably deaf, except cay so even when they are at distances "Ask the man over there." said the which the people In Nevada had to His patient was bo well pleased that Hill; “mebbo no but I never pay no years of the reign of bluff King Hal. It ttake editor. mana and crocodiles. Tlie b a appear? its gront that they could not divine he appointed tlie American as his drm- attention to knockers.” — Ctnelnnat! take on fnlth. ns they could not read stands out. a lonely figure on Black •i he the editor who answers ques- the language. lie offered the stone presence by any of the senses known to be absolutely so. tlst in ordinary, with a fixed salary. It Times Star. friars road at the corner of Chari >t:e for sale at $1.300. and a farmer who to us. It seems really that a sense of Is report'd that the salary has not ta-en Change of Name. Maybe. street, the sign of a wholesale iron Pointing Ont the Difference. No. he's a poet."—Philadelphia had seen a similar stone elsewhere which we have no knowledge Informs paid for eight years, and that the Arthur—What are you gob g to d< monger's establlsbment. The dog is In Son of Successful Editor —Papa, and had faith In it n Itated the forma them of the direction In which water dentist has asked the United States when you get to heaven, you out-and the act of eating out of three-legged lion of a stock company te buy the may be found. Then» seems to be a out Baptista? How are you goln; consul general at Teheran to suggest what Is a Journalist? iron pot which it has overturned. The Father A Journalist, my son. stone. Alsnit a thousand stockholders sort of chemical attraction, says M. that the contract be kept. Although It •• V fellowship with the Met hodists am »nd a pair make« There were also "The Black Dog " and n nowspa [ter mail out of a Job. - Winter. But how does this act. and Is pnld it each and the rev naliilng sum might be poetically Just for the “dogs mi the Congregationallsts? s. who waa playing "The Dog and Duck." “The White necessary was contributed by the pre«- on what part of the creature? This re of war" to show their teeth. It Is not W asblngton Bost. Uncle Rufus In heaven. Arthur pley. "What have Greyhound" was th - sign of John Har ent owner. ' 1 he stone was used on all mains a mystery. Reptiles also seek likely that there will he such a display, there will be nobody but Rapt. Traffic of the s»ue< Canal. ris, n tn St. Patil's churchyard, a 1»...^. the animals i and most persons that the light, but Independently of beat. even If the salary should I* unpaid for The civilian passengers through the A Arthur—And they will eont ue tc seller who published some of s.iak- were bitten by dogs, tn at least one They often leave comfortable and Several years longer. Hue* canal last year numbered 92,1»«'. call It heiven?—Boston Tra script. speare'» early works.—>t. Nicholas cane, the owner says, the dog was not warm retreats to seek the sunlight and the pilgrims, emigrants and con -pot. but kept until It died shot on the Right ts generally good with them. It Probably no one 1« Jumped on s. Certain of Chicago’s citizens have victs 40,000. When you hear a married man say of unmistakable rabies. So celebrat'd Is probably the finssst »er.se that they quickly or «0 hard as the minister wle recently written a page In criminal he hasn't made up his mind als-ut a are the virtues of this stone that the Poker ta not a game of chance - po-wesa. but It would still appear to l>e happens to stray from the straight o The office hunting season is open for i'.ing lie means that be Hasn't asked annals exceptional in the ferocity and we ,» moulis each year. boldness of tbeir deed# But the out- or at least. the uovlce has no chanca. neighbors are willing to t>»lieve that very limited. The caymans and the narrow path. bis wife about it. IM r r