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Rheumatism Does not let go of yon when you apply lotions or liniments. It simply loosens its hold for a while. Why? Because to get rid of it you must correct the acid con dition of the blood on which it depends. Hood’s Sarsa parilla has cured thousands. Willing to Compromise. r Mamma—Oh, you bad boy! Where have you been all this time? Don’t y >u think you should be ashamed to worry your mother so? The Boy—Well, nia, I’m willin’ to be ashamed that I worried you if you’ll promise not to tell pa anything that’ll worry me. • 1OO REWARD S1OO. The readers of this paper will be pleased to JBarn that there is at lea>t one dreaded d;>ease that science has been able to cure in all its Stages, and that iscatarrh. Hall’sCatarrh t'nr is the only positive cure known to the medica. fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional di> ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the founda tion of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitut’on and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro prietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars lor any case that it tails to cure. Send for list ci testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists. 75c. * Hall’a Family Pills are the best. A Cause for Worry. A man may go along fur fifty years an’ not be worried much about de hen- after, but de minit de barber finds a bald spot on his head he’s got a burden to carry fur de rest uf his days. FITS Permanently e uren, wo fits or nervousness after first day’s use of Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 8*4 trialbottleand treatiae, Dr. K. H. Kline, Ltd.. 931 Arcb St.. Philadelphia, Pk Not Easily Brushed Aside. ••Riches do not always bring content ment,” said the multimillionaire. “I have suffered terrible annoyance all morning from having a bristle wedged between my teeth.”—N. Y. Times. Perrin’s Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Care F errys SEEDS "“T NEEDS Experience has established it as a fact. Sold by all dealers. You sow —they grow. 1904 Seed Annual postpaid free to all ap plicants. D. M. FERRY A CO. DETROIT, MICH. Bilious? Dizzy? Headache? Pain back of your eyes? It’s your liver! Use Ayer’s Pills. Gently laxative; all vegetable. Sold for 60 years. Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use’ BUCKINGHAM’S DYE FIFTY g*-OFpMWO13T3_OR]l. P HALL > CO- WASHrt. N. H.J WORK OF THE SCIENTISTS. : GETTING FATHER’S CONSENT. J Americans Too Hmy 1 > Devote Them* •elves to Origin., l Research. Mr. Tenney smiled iruuically. "And I s'pose I'm only a punkiu with no blood to speak of an’ no heart at all!” he said, with the air of holding him self nobly in cheek. Mrs. Tenney re fused to accept the challenge. "That's neither here nor there—you're bein' a punkin,” she replied. "What I want to know, Amos, is what you’ve got »gainst George Raymond? He don’t drink; he smokes. 1 believe, but only a pipe, not them cigarettes. He’s got a good education, an’ still he’s willing to work. An' he’s just lost in love for Alice.” “Shouldn't wonder ’f he was,” said Mr. Tenney, complacently. “Nothing strange about that, with me the best fixed man in the township.” "Why. Amos. I am surprised!” ex claimed Mrs. Tenney. "You know 's well you want to know that George would want Alice just the same if she come front—from the Drommetses, down Tunkett way.” "Mebbe.” said Mr. Tenney, discreet ly. "Do you mean that he cares for Alice because you're well-to-do?” flash ed Mrs. Tenney. “Not altogether,” said Mr. Tenney, -oolly. “But 'tis hardly likely that he’s unawares of the fact that Alice will have all I've got some day. You know he’ll never have a penny from any body.” “So you mean to give me to under stand that he’s scheming an' catenat ing on Alice’s prospects—is that It?” demanded Mrs. Tenney. “ D ear M rs . P inkham : — There are but few wives and mothers who "I ain’t accusing him of anything.” said Mr. Tenney, impartially. "I'm have not at times endured agonies and such pain as only women know. merely saying that George is a poor I wish such women knew the value of Lydia E. Pinkluim’s Vegetable young man an’ that Alice's prospects Compound. It is a remarkable inediciue, different in action from any I ever knew and thoroughly reliable. are good." “ I have seen cases where women doctored for years without perma "You was poor yourself when I mar ried you," said Mrs. Tenney, reflective nent benefit, who were cured in less than three months after taking your Vegetable Compound, while others who were chronic and incurable ly. “I admit it.” said Mr. Tenney, as im came out cured, happy, and in perfect health after a thorough treatment with this medicine. I have never used it myself without gaining great personally as he was able. "But that’s benefit. A few doses restores my strength and appetite, and tones up no reason why I should set still an’ see the entire system. Your medicine has been tried and found true, lienee Alice make the same blunder.” I fully endorse it.” — M rs . R. A. A nderson , 225 Washington St., Jack "Did pa's being forehanded influence sonville, Fla. you any?” asked Mrs. Tenney. Mrs. Reed, 2425 E. Cumberland St., Philadelphia, Pa., says: Mr. Tenney perceived the narrowing “D ear M rs . P inkham : — I feel it my duty circle of bis wife's reasoning. “If to write and tell you the good I have received you’re going to be pers'nal----- ” he be from Lydia E. Piukham’s Vegetable Com gan. pound. "Did It, Amos?” persisted Mrs. Ten “I have been a great sufferer with female ney. trouble, trying different doctors and medicines "No, it didn’t, an’ you know it,” an «i» with no benefit. Two years ago I went under swered Mr. Tenney, stiffly. an operation, and it left me in a very weak “Y’ou fell In love with me—just me condition. I had stomach trouble, backache, —didn't you?” Mrs. Tenney knew It headache, palpitation of the heart, and was very without assurance, but she waited anx nervous; in fact, I ached all over. I find iously for her husband’s answer. yours is the only medicine that reaches "Ain't you getting kind o’ mushy, 5^7 such troubles, and would cheerfully rec Ann?” he asked, mildly. ommend Lydia E.Pinkham’s Vegetable "It was that way, wa’n’t It?” Mrs. Compound to all suffering women.” Tenney continued, robustly. When women are troubled with irregular or painful menstruation, weak Mr. Tenney picked up the paper he ness, leueorrhœa, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down had been reading when the conversa feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, flatulence, general debility, tion began. "I've always explained It indigestion, and nervous prostration, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at onc< that way to myself,” he replied. Mrs. Tenney got up and began to removes such troubles. move about the room. “I guess I’ll be The experience and testimony of some of the most noted stirring.” she said. "We expect George women of America go to prove, beyond a question, that Lydia E. to supper an’ to spend the evenin'. He Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound will correct all sudi trouble al an' Alice are engaged, Amos, and I once by removing the cause and restoring the organs to a healthy told ’em I guessed to-night was good's and normal condition. If in doubt, write Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass, as thousands do. any to ask your consent." There was a spluttering exclamation No other medicine in the woiM has received such widespread and behind the paper. unqualified endorsement. No other medicine has such a record of cure "What should you think we'd better of female troubles. Refuse to buy any substitute. give ’em—silver or money?” Mrs. Ten FORFEIT if we cannot forth witv produce the original letters and signature« ol above testimonials, which will prove their absolute genuineness. ney asked, considerately. Lydia E. l’iukliain Medicine Co., Lynn. Maae "Just which you think best. Ann,” answered Mr. Tenney, watching his wife out of the room. Brilliant Advice. Fixed “It's all right,” Mrs. Tenney contin It was Count Montrond who said to Super—No, sir, the ghost hasn’t ued to Alice in the kitchen; "be didn't walked for two weeks. Alexander de Girardin of a young man begin to go on as your gran'pa did. Critick—I saw the leading man with who was beginning to make a brilliant When ma spoke to him about your pa a wad today. He must have got his reputation and whom Girardin did not an’ me, it took the greatest part o’ the salary. appreciate, “Hasten to recognize him veiling to bring him round.”—Youth’s or he will not recognize you.” Super—Oh, yes. He’s the star. Companion. Crittick—What you might call a You Can Uet Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. “fixed” star, eh? Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., for ft woman of Jacksonville, Fla., daughter of Recorder of Deeds, West, who witnessed her signature to the following letter, praises Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. AUTOMATIC STRAINING DEVICE. I tk F WATEi-rOCF OIL» CLOTHING Mide in black or jreflow for of wot work On sale ercr/wfiere Look for the 5i«n of the Fish,and the name TOWER on the buttons. a w rawcR co ioiroa ma »* u » a TBW t< CASA»’AN Ci9 .h.- trt. T»ONTO,<Sat Every woman who has attempted the task is well aware of the muscular ef fort which is required to strain the cooked pulp of grapes, currants or other fruit to separate the juice for the mak ing of jelly. After depositing the pulp in a strong cloi h sack It becomes neces sary to treat the latter In about the -ame manner ns the washwoman treats a sheet which she has just taken from free sample of Ai'.en's Foot-Fase. It euros sweating, hot swollen, aching fevt. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, iiigrowingnails and bunions. All drug gists sell it. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute. Just Saved From Starvation. Following the Racea. When in 1891 Miss Balfour was vis Spoart—You say he follows the race iting the west of Ireland ami studying horses, fit" looks prosperous. the condition of the people she asked Nervitt—Yes; the race horses keep one of them how they were getting on him busy. Spoart —Bookmaker? in a particular village. “Arrah, miss, sure and if it wasn’t for the famine Nervitt—No; pawnbroker. — Phila we’d be starving!” delphia Ledger. WINTERnsas CATARRH Why of It. Mrs. Hayrix—It ’peers tew me ez heow’ that cousin’ ov yourn is livin’ in a heap better style sense she got a di vorce. Mrs. Oatcake—Yes, in course she do. She’s livin’ on th’ antimony the jedge took an’ ’low’d her.” BRINGING For forty year's Fiso's Cure for Con sumption has’ cured coughs and colds. At. druggists. Price 25 cents. The Wisdom of WiseweH. Noitt—That fellow Wisewell could have given Solomon a few pointers. Askitt—Come on with the explana tion. Noitt—When he and his family went to the country for a month’s vaca tion he took his gas meter along. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing e»vrup the best remedy to use for their children the teething season. HEAVY B!NG REMOVES THE JUICE. the water to wring. The harder it can be squeezed the more Juice will there be for making the Jelly, and so no effort Is spared to collect all that the pulp contains. Should the idea of a Western woman prove practical for liis purpose, the above described meth ml of treatment will no longer l>e re sorted to. as the new method Is ol>- viously easier than the old. The wo man's Intention Is to suspend the cloth sack, filled with the pulp, from a rod amped to the table, with a heavy n ring around the neck of the sack, fills ring by the sheer force of its eight gradually settles downward ■ ver the l ag. compressing its contents s it falls and expressing the juice to a receptacle placed beneath for in• purpose. Mary I. Lowry, of Indianapolis, Ind., s the inventor. A Skeptic. "What do statistics show?" Inquired o n n who was wanning up to his s a rule.” answered the man who dways doubtful, "they don't show n except path nee and Industry o’ ,e part of the mati who collected .. tn."—Washington Stnr. Though a man may hide bis cloven rot. bis clvveu breath gives him way. Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming of winter, for with the first breath of the “ ice-king ” this miserable disease is fanned into life and all the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance and source of annoyance, not only COULD NOT HEAR THE TICK OF A CLOCK. to the one who has it, but everybody Watsontown, Fa., July 13, 1903. else. The thick, yellow discharge Dear Sire: from the head produces a feeling of I have used 8. S. 8. for Catarrh of the ear. and have found it an excel personal defilement, and the odor of inner lent remedy for same. I had been the breath is almost intolerable. troubled with this dieease for years tried many things in an effort to The catarrhal poison brings on and got relief, but nottnng di.l mo any stomach troubles and affects the Kid iiermanent good until I began 8. 8. 8. had a diecuarge from my eur and my neys and Bladder. It attacks the bearing was eo bally affected that I soft bones and tissues of the head could not hear the tiuk of a clock. I wee and throat, causing total or partial in bad ahape when I began your med. icine. 8.8.8. has done away with the deafness, the loss of smell, and giv discharge and my bearing has been wonderfully improved; ao much ao ing to the voice a rasping, nasal that I can now carry on a conversation twang. No part of the body is secure in an ordinary tone, whereas a year wns impossible. from its ravages. Catarrh makes ago Y this ur m-dioine hse done me a world of you sick all over, for it is a dis good and 1 d > not hesitate to give it the ease of the blood, and circulates all credit it deserves. W. F. ERUMHINE. through the system, and for this reason, sprays, washes, inhalers, powders and salves have proven NO BION OF CATARRH IN THIB- TEEN YEAB3. failures. Krebs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1,1003. The way to cure Catarrh thor Dear Sirs: oughly and permanently is to cleanse About thirteen years ago I used your ,dy faCattrm lba.l oe-.n troubled the blood of the unhealthy secretions rtm wituitfjr about nine years, but sin. e that keep the membranes of the body taking 8 8 8 bar - never been worried it. I f-el able f > recommend 8. 8. b. inflamed, and nothing does this so with as a aure cure for Catarrh. surely and promptly as S. S. S. As T. MiLLWEE. long as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source of the trouble and purifies and enriches the blood, ami so invigorates and tones up the system that catching cold and con tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur. Keep the blood in order and winter'scorn ing brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. Write us particulars of your case, and let our physicians help you get rid of this blood-tainting and stubborn disease. We make no charge whatever tot medical advice. THE STflFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTS, £4. The American man of science works in the general laboratory of applica tion and assimilation, says the Book lovers’ Magaziue. The individual and epoch-making discovery Is not usually made under American conditions. It has not been here that chemistry has been recognized by the periodic law of Mendelejeff. or physics by Helmholtz's conception of the conservation of en ergy. The greatest work of mathe matics has not come from Americans, and it is not from them (if we except the work of Willard and Walcott Gibbs) that the flying leap has been taken from the conceptions of the mathematicians to the concepts of molecular or chemical physics. Amer ican physicists last winter seemed to be principally occupied In describing to more or less popular audiences what French and English physicists had ac complished In radium and radiant en ergy. The broad, continuous record Is made here in a wide round. So Is the practical application of scientific dis covery made elsewhere; but the initial discovery, the co-ordinating theory is not usually American. Bessemer, a German, discovered the steel process that bears his name. En glish capital applied It. The United States makes more than hnlf the world s Bessemer. This is not an in variable sequence, but It is frequent. Research in Germany; primary applica tion in England; expansion in Amer ica. It is In this country, most rife with the application of science but deflcient in original research, that Mr. Andrew Carnegie has given to this special work the largest endowment yet consecrated to the extension of the boundaries of knowledge. It is a favorite theory in American scientific circles that much discovery Is stifled here by the Insist ent claims of teaching on time and strength. If this be so the revenue of the Carnegie Institute furnishes an escape. If it does not the cause for the relative absence of discovery must be looked for in our Imperfect elemen tary education, which stifles where it should stimulate and dulls by routine and mechanical teaching, leaving the mind unable to profit to the highest by higher study in succeeding years. THE 1ATHER-IN-LAW OF EUROPE. Herewith is reproduced the latest portrait of King Christian, of Den mark, who has been dubbed the “father-in-law of Europe” owing to the fact that his children have married into reigning families of several of the great powers. One of ills daughters is SistersofChar ¿y Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and C - tarn.—A Con ress nan's Letter In every country of the civilized world I The following letter is from Congress- Sisters of Charity are known. Not | man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio.: The Peruna J only do they minister to the spiritual and intellectual needs of the charges bus, O.: committed to their care, but they also Gentlemen : minister to their bodily needs. have used several With so many children to take care bottles of l’eruna of and to protect from climate and dis and feel greatly ease, these wise and prudent Sisters benefited thereby have found l’eruna a never failing safe from my catarrh of guard. the head, and fee1 Dr. Hartman receives many letters encouraged to be from Catholic Sisters from all over the lieve that its con United States. A recommend recently tinued use will fully VAV1D MSSKIOSM received from a Cathloic institution in eradicate a disease of thirty years’ Detroit, Midi., reads as follows: standing.” David Meekison. l)r. Hartman, one of tlie best known Dr. S. B. Hartman. Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir—“The young girl who used physicians and surgeons in tlie United the l’eruna was suffering from larny- States, was the first man to iormulate git s and loss of voice. I he result of Peruna. It was through his genius the treatment was most satisfactory. and perseverance tiiat it was intro She found great relief and after fur duced to tlie medical profession of this ther use of the medicine we hope to country. be able to say she is entirely cured.” If you do not derive prompt and sat —Sister» of Charity. isfactory results from tlie use of Peru The young girl was under the care na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving of tlie Sisters of Charity and used l’e a full statement of your case and he runa for catarrh of tlie throat with will be pleased to give you his valuable good results as the above letter testifies. advice gratis. 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St. Paul Queen Alexandra, of England, who does not let a year pass without pay ing a visit to her royal sire. The photo- Fi.a.Bnt, Palniat'lo. Potent. Taste flood Do flood. Sicken Weaken, or Gripe, 10c, 60c Write graph from which the illustration was Never for t ree sain,. e aud bookieton healtn. Address made was taken nt Vienna while King Sterling Kimedr < on.pany, thleago, SlooCrenl, Naw fork. 321S Christian was paying a visit to his sou-, 16251746 in-law, the Duke of Cumberland. — Mrs Gilbert—Doan of the Stage. Nowhere are gray hairs held III high-1 er reverence than on the stage, esjie- 1 chilly when we ourselves have seen them come year after year, until the head that was once brown Is streaked j with silver; and Mrs. Gilbert has liv ed to teach a whole generation of young actresses something that they | cannot learn from books or 11 dramatic . school about the difficult and exquisite art of growing old gracefully. ,There has never been a time, lndi*ed, whin she could not teach her Juniors a great deal alsiut the art of listening on the stage, of keeping In the picture mi as to retain the attention of nn Hiidleiiee without clamoring tor It and of playing even the least Important scenes so ns to give them their fullest significance and value. Every honor that her profession can bring save the empty one of mere stardom, Mrs. Gllbirt enjoys. She Is sure of the heartiest kind of n recep tion on her first entrance, and the stage hands gather In the wings to watch her during her st scenes. Moreover, all New York known her by sight and looks after her with kindly eyes ns she passes. “I'm sure I ought to be thankful to the Ixird for nil Ills mercies,'' she said . to me once. ’ I n< ver gi t Into n ■ r ■ I ed street car without find.ng Miinelsnly who knows who I uni and gives me a sea t.” And this is n tribute that New York pays to no one else. -Leslie's Monthly. Coaxing the lloy. “Did I understand you to say that this Isiy voluntrily confessed ills share In the mischief done to the school house?” nsked the magistrate, ml dili esing the determined-looking f< male parent of 11 small anil dirty boy. “Yes. sir. he did." the woman re spondeil. "I Just had to persuade him 1 a little and then he told me the whob thing volun arlly.” "How did you persuade him?” quer ied ills «•< ¿ship. "Well, first I gave him a grxsl hid Ing.” said the firm parent, “and the 1 I put him to Im I without any supp r and took his cloth«-* away and toll1 him to stay In bed until lie confe a ■ what he'd done. If 'tuns the r<st of [ his day», an»! I uhonhl thrash l.k again In th»* morning. And in I ■ » tlm an hour ho told mo the whole atü»; voluntarily.’* Willing He Should Smoke. Portland Seed Co., Agts, Portland, Or. Prussian Poultry Book FREE lüKTLAM) HF. El» CO,, Fortlaud. Or.. Cutset Agenti, ••Any objections to my smoking here?” aHkrd tlie offensively cheerful man as the vessel yave another disqui* eting hl re li. “None,” replied the pale chap in the steamer chair, “here—or hereafter.”— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine ALCOHOL, OPIUM, TOBACCO USING j » WRITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE First and Mootroffirrv Sts., Portland, Telephone, Mam 394. WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT • Little Liver Pills. Muet Bear Signature of . 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