Eruptions
pry, moist, scaly tetter, all form*
of eczema or salt rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro-
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di
gestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying medicin«« is dangerous.
The thing to do is to take
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Which thoroughly cleanse the blood,
expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure
Hood s SarsapArillA permanently cured J.
G. Hines. Franks. III., of ertenrn from whieb
he bad suffered for some time; and Miss
Alvina W ter. Box 212. Algona. Wis., of pim
ples on her face and back and chafed skin on
Ser body, by which she had been greatly
troubled
There are more testimonials in
favor of Hood's than can be published.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to
Cure and keepe the promise
Chicago Boomers.
Don't tell a Chicago man that his
city has less than three million popu
lation unless you are prepared to
tight. Boomers of the Lake City have
reorganized their Two Million Club,
-«■-christened it the Three Million Club,
donuea tb“lr aggressive club buttons
and promised allegiance to the club
constitution, which provides that each
member must claim at all times that
Chicago has at least three million peo
ple.
rivn Permanently l ur*l. No atior nervouiMss
Il I U after first day's useofDr.Kline’sGreat ?»wrva
RssUirrr. Send for F re«t'4 trial bottle and truattaa
in. K. H. Kline, Ltd M) Arch st . Philadelphia, P m
Pardonable Pride.
It was commencement day and Miss
Eunice Whatnot had taken one of the
principal prizes. At the close of the
exercises her friends crowded around
her to offer their congratulations. "But
weren't
you awfully
afraid
you
wouldn't get it?" asked one of them
"Oh, no," said Miss Eunice, with a
bright smile. "I just knew that when
it came to English composition I had
'em all skinned alive!”—Youth's Com
panion.
CATARRH
CANNOT
BE
CVRED
With local applications!, as they cannot reach
the scat of the diet hbc . < atarrn ia a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
you myst tags internal remedies Hall’s Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acta.iirectiy
on tbe blood and mucous surfaces. Hall s Ca
tarrh Cure is not a auack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of tne best physicians in this
country for years, and isa regular prescription
It isOompoaed of the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two Ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh,
bend for testimonials, free.
F .L CHENEY & CO., Proprs., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are tbu beat.
Called Him Brother.
Harlow—I noticed you called Fred
"brother." Does he belong to some se
cret society that you do?
Shallop—I don't belong to any se
cret society. I call him brother be
cause my wife once promised to be a
sister to him.
Mother« will tlnrt Mm. Winslow • «nothin«
Mrup the best remedy to use lor their children
th. teething aaaauu.
Rabid.
Noozey—I've heard a rumor that she
is to be married.
Oldbache—Yes.
Noozey—Who's the lucky one'’
Oldbache—Neither of them, if they
only knew it.—Philadelphia Press.
For coughs and cold« there is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
tion. Price 25 cents.
True Faith.
An aged Negro who leaned heavily
upon a stick and a woman companion
of somewhat lighter shade and young
er stopped before a flower bed in Pros
pect park the other day. Directly in
front of them was a bed of flowers in
the shape of a star. For a few min
utes the old man and
the
woman
gazed intently at the floral star. Fin
ally the man grabbed his companion
by the arm and pointed at the bed
and said: “Jennie, the works of God
am great, 'deed dey is.”
"Dey cer-
tainly be. Thomas.”—New York Sun.
An Affecting Scene.
you
Mr.
Younghusband—Darling,
have been weeping, What is it. my
sweetest love?
Mrs. Younghusband—Horse radish'
I
*4
>
.u
£
Thea He (Jot Foolish.
No." said the new arrival st the
temperance hotel. I can t understand
FARMIS6 l> ALASKA.
*by all those sensible men take that
foolish tramp every Sunday morning
to see the hermit."
Although much has been writteu In
"You'd understand it if you went
along,
said tbe wise guest, with a ridicule anil condemnation of the gov
wink.
"The hermit is bartender ”__ ernment seed distribution, oue (Hirtlon
Chicago News.
of the country lielieves iu it emphatic
ally. During tbe past yeur the govern
A Misguided Thunderbolt
ment has given seeds of Lardy vegeta
A Billville exchange says: "Light
ble*. early grains, clover, grass anil
ning struck a Georgia mule in this
neighborhood last year. The mule flower seeils to seveu hundred and fifty
survived the shock, but we haven't settlers in different part* of Alaska.
seen any lightning around here since " So difficult is it to obtain seeds in tbe
far north that without such provision
—Atlanta Constitution.
few Mould attempt gardening. Miners
Don Carlos.
and prospivtorx on the rivers and
Don Carlos, the pretender to the «■reeks far In the interior report that
Spanish throne who. It is reported, is their home produce not only greatly
prepared to relinquish his claims in reduces the i-ost of living,
but lu a
that direction, is 53 years old. and the
father of one son and three daughters. laiul of canned g«xxla is au important
According to the St. James Gazette, he factor in goo«l health.
An Indian farmer re|a>rts that he is
has friends in England, and is delight
ed to show them over his wonderful "raising a world of cabbage ;” another
private armory at the Plazzo lxiredan that he lived all last summer on vege
Venice. It is an unequaled collection tables from government seed; a tliinl
that his straM lierries from government
President Diaz.
runners Mere tlve and a half inches in
i
Outside of Mexico there is a gener <'ir<’Uiufer«*nce.
A white miner at
al impression that because President
Skagway declares his hardy flowers
Diaz is now seventy-three years old
he must be failing and that at best he "the finest grown anywhere;" another,
can last but a little time longer. "On that a pumpkin vine grew twenty-four
the contrary." says a man who has just inches in twenty-four hours. In Val
returned from a business trip to the dez. where in twelve weeks they had
sister republic, "half a minute's talk only six tine days, gardens Mere still
wtth the general will dispel any such a source of pleasure and protit. and a
notion,
He is of
Oaxaca
Indian delight to summer tourists. At Cold
blood, a tribe noted for longevity and
foot, one hundred tulles north of the
physical prowess."
Arctic circle, tbe l'nite«l States com
missioner bail good success with tur
Destructlve Dampness.
nips. lettuce anil rodislies. at a time
So bad is the dampness in Ceylon
that a book will hardly last a year. when potatoes were 45 cents n pound
The most expensive cemera. made of at the grocery. At Point Barrow, in
the most perfectly seasoned wood ap the extreme north. tMenty seven days
parently will warp in Ceylon, and all after seeding, the harvesting of let
its parts will become unglued.
tuce and radisliea began. Their condi
tion was perfei-t. the large amount of
What Radium H rs Done.
atmospheric elei tricity and the stimu
Sir Oliver Lodge protests against lating force of the summer sun caus
the current idea that the discovery of ing marvelous rapidity of growth.
radium in any way shakes the long ac
The Finlanders who, under Russian
cepted laws of science. On the con
jiersecutlon.
are leaving their native
trary. it affirms them, as the instabil
ity of matter which radium proves was land in large numtiera. desire to settle
theoretically acquired in the electric In Alaska, m here the climate Is simi
theory of Its constitution, were true, lar to tlielr own. A site for their set-
and radium completes this theory in tlement has been selected on the Kenai
stead of destroying it. Radium gives lieiilnsula. lands have la'eti surveyed,
us. in embryo, a transmutation of the some hoiis«*« put up and crops started
elements.
from government need. If Alaska suc-
< e«*«ls in securing a large immigration
The Summer "Cottage."
of the sturdy and industrious Finns,
The summer "cottage" on the sén
her development will Is* vastly aug
shore is the selected place of at
others for those who have nothing to mented.
Meanwhile
emigrants
from
the
do, who have no desire to do it. and
an abundance of time in which to do States are alive to o|i|>ortunities in our
it. There are tens of thousands of northern territory, l-'lve thousand pas
them, in a circle of a score or two of sengers have already ls*en enrried to
miles about New York. Many of them Nome alone this summer, the Influx
are occupied year after year by their
seeming to justify President Roose
owners, and many others are built for
lease, and see a new tenant each sea- velt's prediction that Alaska will one
<lay be as populous as the Scandina
son.—New York Letter.
vian peninsula.
Protecting Books In China.
"We have to varnish all our books in
my country.” said a Chinese: "other
wise they Mould soon be eaten into a
gray powder by a little black insect,
like a beetle, that takes to books as
a cat takes to ashes.
Everybody in
China, when he receives a consign
ment of books from Europe or Amer
ica. mixes a little pot of varnish at
once and proceeds to coat hi« books
Experiments mad«* in the German
with it. This fluid is a perfect pro
tection; it is made of creosote Canada army with carrier pigeons having lieen
balsam, resin, spirit of wine and mas satisfactory, every warwhlp leaving
tic.”—Philadelphia Record.
Kiel or Wiltielinshaveu will hereafter
carry a consignment of pigeons, to lie
An Advance.
reh*a«e«l at various distances from the
Jingle—I knew that fellow. Storms, land stations.
the comedian, would come to the front.
Have you ever notl<*ed. says a writer
Weller—Well, he has. has he?
to In "V. C.,” thHt aouie tamers carry
“Yes. You remember he used
handa.
play the part of the hind legs of the a aei-ond whip in their left
which is never used? Their purpose
elephant in the pantomime?"
is this: It represents to the wild lieiist
“Yes.”
“Well. now he's playing the front the terrors of tli«* unknown. He Inis
legs ”—N. Y. Daily News.
experienced the ahnrp. stinging flick of
the whip in the tamer's right hand, but
No Cause for Sorrow.
for the life of him lie cannot imagine
Once at quarter sessions, as Recor what anguish lurks in that niysterious
der of Shrewsbury. Sir Arthur Jeef,
whip In the other band, which Is never
was sentencing a hypocritical prison
er. who. hopeful of softening the used. Many a tamer has-saved his life
judge's heart, shed copious tears, and in a critical moment by just lifting
in reply to his lordship's inquiry: that unknown terror alsive a crouch
"Have you ever been in prison be- ing. growling, fury inaduened tiger.
fore?" sobbed tearfully: "Never, my
In tlie kitchen annex at the home of
lord, never!" "Well, don't cry." was
Louis Hawks, in Fislikill. the unusual
the recorder's reply. “I'm going to
apectncle now in preseuteil of a duck
send you there now.”
Hug chuninilng with three kittens and
the mother cat.
The duckling mb *
Woman's Way.
She—Now that I have openly con- hatched all by itself ami wax brought
fessed my one indiscretion to you, in by the kitchen fire. Soon it found
its way to where the kittens were
what do you say?
He—That you have committed a housed. The old cat took kindly to
second.—Brooklyn Life.
the newcomer and permitted it to
squat down right among the kittens
anil sle«*|i. Now the duckling and tbe
kittens play and romp together, and
the mother cat apparently has come to
*>
look upon tin- little feathered creature
is one of her own «•hildren.
¡ATISM
^1
Wanted to Get At It.
NOT A SKIN DISEASE.
It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when
pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and they are
inflamed and sore, the sufferer is apt to turn toUimments and plasters
for relief; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily,
no amount of rubbing or blistenng can cure Rheumatism, 1because t
is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through
and every time you are exposed to tne same conditions that caused
the first'attack, you are going to have ano her. and RheumaUsm
will
last just as ’ long
tne
..
-"-’T-
r_ow> of
..............
onff as
asjhe
vou apply externally- Too much acid in the Wood is
.
Rheumatism; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and
torpid liver are other causes
UNABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
Sidney, Ohio, Au«ust 86.1003.
which bring on this painful dis
A few month» »<*> I W11 feelins weak
ease, because the blood becomes •nd run down and unabie to set Bleep *t
nisht I felt eMtretnely b»d. and alao had
tainted with the poisonous mat mnnstw
pain, in my joints and »a.-
ter which these organs fail to île« The medicine I u»ed rave me only
temporary relief at beet, ao aw n* 8.8 M
carry out of the system. Cer h * n ’ v recom insud®<1 for guch trou
tain secret diseases will produce biiv.fbesan lta
Rheumatism, and of all forms
in® rtfrMhinf b 1 b * p and
this is the most stubborn and natfiB
severe, for it seems to affect
every bone and muscle in the ur® I d •ndorging it.
s « BOUGHTON.
body. The blood is the medium i y D No. I
by which the poisons and
acids
- „stem, and it doesn’t matter what kind of
are carried through the system.
through
blood, or trou-
you
Rheumatism you have, it
it must
uiusu be treated
------
=. the
,k-.,matic
can never get permanently rid of it. As a cure
',c
bles S. S. S. ha\ never been equalled. It doesn t
and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkaliesan
■
mentis
8
but tones up the general health, genuy
stimulates the sluggish or?»“'* »nd *
the same time anttdotes and fiJ^rsout
of the blood all poisonous acidsi and
effete matter of every kind ; and when
k S ”
thc b:°°? tO *K
..tur.ic-rfiti"- the -i.M. <<*«.«>
joints and the sore and tender mu*';«
-naiird7 free to those
Our special book on Rbeu.«at‘’m 7 .“
letters asking
desiring it. Our physician» will cheerfuby
,
made,
tor special information or ad-ice, fc'
ATLArlTA. G2U
THT SWIFT SPCCIHC CO., ATLANTA,
a
I
Y our Hair
“Two years ago my hair was
filling out badly. 1 purchased a
bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor, and
aoon my hair stopped coming out.'*
Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, 111.
Perhaps your mother
had thin hair, but that is
no reason w hy you must
go through life with half
starved hair. If you want
long, thick hair, feed it
with Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
and make it rich, dark,
and heavy.
WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY.
Huaaian official W »a Proof Again»!
All Hlauiliahmrnta.
"The band that rocks the cradle
rule» the world" Is true of some couu-
¡tries and of many perio«ls of history,
Even in Russia chervhez la fem me
Contains the eleu' to many a sudden
I promotion iu the hierarchy of
the
1 state, says a Russian <*orrvspondont of
the London Telegraph. But tn East
ern Muscovy there are still some In
I flexible civil servants left Mho fanat
I ieall.v place duty abovo all other con
I sideratious. even the dictates of gal
hmtry itself.
the
ami
If your druggist cannot supply you,
•end ut one dollar and we will expre»a
you a U»ttle Be sure »nd give the name
oi you. neareat expreaa office. Addrea»,
J. l AYER < <»., Lowell. M* m .
Alighted Too Soon.
It had taken considerable iH*rsua«lon
to induce the old indy to trust herself
in an automobile; but finally she con
sented because, says the Automobile
Magazine, «lie wt> anxious to reach
the bedside of her sick grandchild In
a village some tMenty miles aaay.
The owner of the big automobile,
who was touring through Ixing island,
had l>een very kind about It.
He
chanced to be near the station when
the old lady found she had missed her
her
train, and when he overheard
¡«mentation*
he Insisted that she
should accompany him. His route lay
through that particular oue of the half-
dozen la>ng Island villages named
llamptou where the sick grandchild
lay.
They started at last, and everything
went well until. In attempting to pas*
a wagon which occupied moat of the
road, the flying automobile went unex
pectedly Into the ditch, and rather vio
lently deposited Its occupants in an
adjoining field.
Recovering from the shock, although
somewhat qonfused from tbe rather
unusual method of allghllng. tbe old
lady asked of the chagrined chauffeur:
"Is this a a a Hampton?”
"No, ma'am.” he managed to gasp;
"this Is an accident.”
“O d«*ar!” said the old lady. “Then
I hadn't oughter have got out here,
had IT’
Th* Nebular Hypotheala.
The nebular hypothesis survives In
name, but with cannotations indefinite-
Regarding the nioiLus
ly diversified,
operand! of cosmic change there is no
concensus of opinion. That there was
in the beginning a solar nebular all
are agreed, but whether it was gas
eons or pulvert. whether ft shone with
interrupted or continuous light, how it
became ordered and organized, how ft
collected into spheres, leaving wide
interspaces clear, the wisest are per
plexed to decide.
•let Mor« Power From Coal.
Such has been the improvement In
engin«1 boilers and Are botes that the
poM’er derived from a pound of coal
today is nearly three times as great as
it was fifty years ago.
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
HI« Etpl«nation.
•To what <k) X<»u attribute thia al
deolln® In the dramiF
••'fn • very aluiple fact,** answered
Mr stornilnffton Barn*.
“Too many
it pb
of oar actor» <*sre more about
playins
lirldge whist or twaelisll thsi i tli«
about plsylnc •Haailet "- Wan
"‘tM
»port® of England an«l
% meri« a.
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
csMI 6»lil a.i lai isa».
ldvan<-*d met boda"
lion children In Ku*«
H>purtuu;tl*s st ail.
WANTED
L. N. ROSENBAUM
Notary Public
Si«M Way ot Putting It.
The old farmer was telling a story
that Mas very hard to believe, The
neighbor M ho had just been in se eversi
horse trades with him listened in si
lence for awhile. Then he spoke
“Look a here’“ he said.
"Are you
talkin' hois«' or truth*" Chicago Post
A
Hia Position
"Bay. Chinimh». tee dat man gettin'
on de car? Dat « the poatmaater gen
era). “
"Aw, gwan'
He ain't no general
ain't got no brass buttons nor stars
nor not’ln.”
"Aw. he ain't no soldier general
He’s de man who handa ont letters at
de general delivery windy.”
Perrin’s Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Elista it Will Not Car«
At last he lasueil
•>•■•■• • •••
t\eX«\e
• •
cular:
"1 hereby
) ORKGON
PORTLANI*
clerk Komlakoff to desist from her vis
ESt. Msslen’a Mztll
its to the cabinet of tbe head of tbe
Home and <1av *<*h<M»l for Birin Ideal
) location >pacioUR building
Mtwiarn
department.
For
communications
i
.S' ) 1 equipment Academic, College I’renar
there exist printed forms; It Is fruit
•) ) at ion and N|»eeiai Cour»«»* Mimic. r.lo
t cution. Art in charge <4 »pecialiate
less for lier |H>rsonall.v to bow and
)
llhmtrated catalogue
Eantar tenu
acrape liefore me. and, what Is more.
,) opftlln I vbruarx I, I9»U
1
Pl.t: A NOW rPHBPrrS. prlnclral.
•
It betrays a lack of feminine nnsl
w------------ ------------- ----- —___
e«ty so to obtrude herself
Mort'over,
It
Is
j I am not one of those brails of de
partment who at sight of a iiettlciwt
1 drop their cheriabetl prlnclpl»«.
element,' and that alone ought,
a matter of common kuowirdge that 1
to have slitticeli to keep
| Htn op|*osed to the employinrnt of tin*
clerk out of my office. 1
‘female
lost In amazeiueut
at
1 bold,
female
• simply
shamelessness In s«*eklng to curry
J vor with a mail who makes Ills action
Had I »mt Track or the Case.
The young woman who. when a«ke«i
If she bail read Romeo and Juliet, re
plied that she had never read Juliet,
but she thought Romeo was lovely,
was of the same temperament as a
village postmaster who knew or pre
tended to know something of all the
doings of the world, great and small.
Some wags from a neighboring town
who strolled Into the poatofflee one day
thought they would have some sport
with the wise man.
"I aupprme It's pretty dead up her«,
Mr. Pratt." said one.
"Well, not so dead as you think
1
guess there ain't much goea on that
we don't hear about, even If It don't
happen right here.”
"Why, you people don't know the
war's over," said another, falling back
on the Mock phrase.
"Oh, you esn't work that dodge on
me," replied the postmaster, looking
shrewdly over bls spectacles "I guess
I fullered the negotiations with Kitch
ener In the papers."
"But there are some things that
aren’t In the papers.” said another
"I don't believe you
know
youth,
when Hhakajieare «lletl.
"Well, no," said the postmaster. "1
didn't know that he was dead, but I
beard last week he was pretty low."
Must Bear Signatur« of
Just Before the Scrap.
Wife—I wonder
how they make
ciitieti to learn the Harber I
tra*'»* A niorlUhttMi upation,
those parlor matches?
good max *-« «-any toIraro,«-on*(a>»l practice. Th»- 1
Husband The process Is very sim
method la rtxiit mb « i * h® pr* • and lime required
tli»- b»-at |«>»Mth|e to glxr » m < -t«o i*»rv nsult.»
ple. 1 once made one.
U rttr for full particular* to the AMERICAN
Wife—Indeed’
How did you man
HIHHEK COLLEGE
‘i*4 Everett
l*ortlan«l. Oregon.
age it?
Husliand- By first making a fool of
myself in your mother's parlor during
UklU k yi l.k
uartam list.
our courtship—Chicago News
fiMMts
uth (tend >ierl l*h>we. u>>o«i beam«,
U in . Il ><*uth Bend • tilled Howe, wood
beam*». !l in . f 71» South Bend < hilled Pion *.
Regulating the Rules.
n«*.*d Itcain*. H tn . >■> * all »ire« and style* in
vlou* Yonnx Interim < ream Separator, X.*
Why didn't you stop at the hotel?" «■' I
>leel w ind Mil*. * hwit.ta U<*z*d * heel
“Too many rules and regulations." " i ti*l Mill. I _* * ■ . ' | ■ W r ' «• .» •■ • r *.< ■ ■
ai vthing in the machinery line Relcrton Ma
Rest ricted your liberty, eh?"
chinery Co., <oot of Mo r.won M.. Portland, Or.
Oh. no.
But every time I broke
one of the confounded rules or regu
luttons one of the servants bobbed up
with a grin and had to be tipped. "—
New York Sun.
t.osiiodyn Taras* off is one of
lUOMt energetic of the brotherhood,
the latest display of Ills slngle-iulnd
edness is the theme of Mann discus
»ton in the Russian press. A lady had
which he Is the
come Io see him Mltli a view to his
the government,
employing her as by
clerk in the railway
was the bearer of a
engineering office of
of recommendation
chief, apisilnteil
misogynist, refusing
Miss Komlakoff
the recommendatory
powerful letter
But the austere
to see her. read
epistle and wrote back to say that he
did not ln*ed the lady's services. She
Is said to be a |»*rson of giasl looks,
preiMisseKsing manners ami eonalderu-
ble persuasive poM-ers, and doubtless,
her
for these reasons, she made a seri«*s of
eon
strenuous efforts to see the head of the
her,
ilepnrtment personally and plead
deaiat from call
cause under the iuo«t favorable
dltlona. But he declined to see
the following dr-
and she refused to
warn tbs' female
Ing.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Hardware I teller What do you want
with auch a heovjr saw?
Bllkens My wife baa made a fruit
cake.
I
:
:
Attomcy-at Law
Pension Atttorney
Solicitor of Patents
Phones:
Sunset, Main 158*
Ind., A 18bO
304 New York Bieck
SEATTLE,
WASH.,
U. S. A.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
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HOME
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eallesl
great I »«rail a* ha curra
paopla without o
tlon that ar* ilw*
to dtr. 11«* cure«
I hoar w onderful
lira«* hrrba, rtMita, hutla.
I<HIKB and vt*K»*lahlr«
that arr entirely Uli
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rncr In thia <*ounlry. Through
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u«e »«
I hoar harmiran rrinrdlea thiw famous doctor
kaown tha action of over WO d fferwnl r* ..
n
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diaraara lie guarantrr« tn cure cattarh, a*«ih
in*, lung, throat, rbruinatiaiu. narvouaiiaea
aloiiiai h. liver, ktdnrya, rtc haa hundred* of
iratunon a «
• barge* moderate ’ * h and
»• • Into l*M(leiiia out u* ih.* etiy write for
blanks and circulars send atarnp. CUNMl'L*
TA HON I* Hb »
A I >I»K r »
Th« C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
2S3 Alder St.. Portland, Oregon.
Washington Farmers
and Stockmen Indorse
Prussian Stock Food!
MAD THt FOLLOWING LETTERS.
THEY SPEAK FON THtMttLVH.
a matter of principle.
In any case.
: however, it Is in vain to hope that the
r«*qu«**t wblrli lias alr«*ady lH*en de
clined in writing m ill be granted ns n
result of oral discussion, lndis-d, the
mere fact that she ba» not already
seen this has thoroughly convinced
me that no such female clerk cun
have >i place lu my de)>artment. I*er
sons like her are but n source of de
Dizzy? Headache? Pain
moralisation to the officials and are
It’s your
obstacles to the progress of work. la*t back of your eyes?
them go back to tlielr former patrons. liver!
Use Ayer’s Pills.
They luid lietter sele«*t some other
Gently laxative; all vegetable.
place than the office of the head of
the department fur hwitlng alHiut In. Sold tor 60 years.___
In my office mid h II along the line I
Want your moustache or beard
need men Mho call work, and not the
a beautiful brown or rich black? U m
rustling of |M*tti«*oats. Furies mid pom
polls women like her 1 decline to tol
erate In my department, and I refuse
even to see them.
THRIFTY GERMAN WOMAN.
"(Rignedl
G. TARASH« IFF."
Bilious?
1 have umh I |*ruM*laa MV* k Ft*«** for the (»•*»
lhr.-r ..... tor II. ■ •_<
*F»*J,*!A*,"1f4
AS A FAT PROOUCINC FOOD IT
MAS N ) t OU AL. 1
it * thorough ren
|MlU new lire «nd vigor (M the animal. In «ny
ilanv hiixIneM* I And hi evt-ry Inalam r when
nit'oitllng to «Um lion* It will INCREASE
the flow of milk to« marked deare« Alao with
yoniiM an I tn* I*, i-alwa in parti, ular that are
anibje»*t t<> SCOURS I’ruaeian Mtsa-k Food will
cfit i-k the nuilady a* If by niatri« I have tried
many kinds of fooda hut I
coneldrr 1’ruaatan NUa’kkood
th« BEST **n (*»«- market
today Fail. UHav, Daven
port. kk aeh.
HlUlil*"
Slots to.
IT DOUBLED
Increait in Milk.
Him «* uatntf the l’rii*aian
Stock Food wtth my mll«*h
oow I find her supply of milk
haa Im reaard ftom ONE to
TWO •luarfa ea« h mllklntf.
1» < ’ FaaaawoaTH. Rockford,
BUCKINGHAM’S DYE i $500 Fimo for $318
«be Makes I he Uovsra men t t uatod Ian
of Valuable Mecurltlee,
If women are not quite glich good
blinds nt uinkltig money ns men. ibey
nt lenst take the pn I to In devlalng
■xtrnordlnarv me.itis for sai Ing it. »sis
Hie laiiid >n Telegraph, A curious cane
in point Ims recently come to the
knowlislge of a tiriti of liankers In
B ihix I hu , m I io , disgiinted nt the clever
ness with which they have been tie
prlieil uf their yearly f>«a. have made
the matter public. In tbnt city there
Is n wealthy woman win, 1« wnut to
Improve het mind by frequent travels
mid an she |>oaa<*aes n goodly coilec-
tloti uf debenture*. share* mid other
kind* of s< rl|i she Mas accustomed Io
deposit them In a m ell-known bank
li re during her absence, paying n eon
»Idem hie sum for tlielr safekeeping.
I nst March she hit U|M»n a most in
genious way of cutting down thl« ex-
pewu*. Kli<- put all her scrip In cupa
Ind them duly regis-
clous imelopei«.
*
directed to a fictitious ad
ten*d niul
I
tlreea ln Berlin, writing on the en
vt-lope ■ her own ninne ns the sender,
mill requesting Hint they should lie re-
turned to her In cnse of nondelivery.
And then she set out for her Journey.
The pack«*« In due time found tlielr
any Io tile capital, where the |smt left
nothing undoti* to dlwover the where-
nlniuts of the mythical addressee After
having spent days mid days In fruit
less research the offii Isis gave It up
In d**spulr mid returned the packet to
Buuzlau to be banded back to the
sender. But as she was alment and as
it Is against the rules of the German
post to give reglet<*r««l lette™ to any
one but the person whose nmne Is on
the i-nvrln|s- the authorities wire for«'
ed to take charge of the pS'kets until
the woman's return. The saving thus
affe«*ted I is sn Id to lie very consid.Ta III**
mid the |H>«t mill tile Imnk are devising
aouie method of clieekrnatlng the
scheme in the future.
In the l.aaly Days.
The world lias l».**-n a long time in
linking a little progress
The delight
with which th** public bail greeted the
alow going stage coach «hows bow lit
tle was required to arouse the people
and call forth their astonishment. Tint
a vehicle which require«! two days to
make tli*- trip from New York to Phil
nib'lpbia should have I »ecu known »
"The Flying Machine," no longer ago
than
ilnxmt Incredible In
from New York
this day *
I time.
to < hli ago
i.ntraata. I*-fore and
A>
aftei
! nav i<1 iratKMi <>r in»*
«M’ornot ive.
• «h® »ter fruin a bOBdiv<l year® ago
•tins
The «fase r«Nirb wail
inarrei of a ®l<»w R<r whirl! tbe
lew-ti »ent urie® Ir reaching.
rM hi
kwfiliHrtlve 1« the nere**ity of a
f , whirh haa not yet <*let»ra ted
»nnlal
From "The Era of '
X** * * rmrlMB." in Four Tr ack Nows, j
f yo u want fame. d«»n t write •
ok, in vent a washing ma bine.
i»e« it’• the man w ho d«M*a|>'t
w tate that get® U hm .
9,
ON RAINY OAYS WEAR
Waterproof
OILED
CLOTHING
aUKK of YtLLOW
I
rt MAKES EVESY SAY COVHT
»1
r&!wí>fár\*J
PIMPLES
“!»ly WU« bad plmplea on bar fare, bui
casi AKK'I’s siel liier
I had been troubled
a in l onviipai ■■» tur ioni« lime but »tier is»
In« lhe Itrsi ■ seca re i I have had no trouble
with ihla ai ntenL We cannoi aiwa« to,, high
ly of I a.cerei« '
K mii , W'oiain
STM Germaatown Ave . l'husdvlpbla Pa
•he ha« i,«u-n i.slii«
bave all dlvaupenred
Send Postel Gird to Eilers
Piano House, Portland,
tor Particulars.
This line piano is mad* «specially
lor us according to sptcificalions to
meet the requirements of Western cli
matic conditions. It is at once the
finest ton«d. the most d rvble and the
mat perfectly f nished piano obtaina
ble.
To bring our piano prominently
before the best people of the West, we
will, for a limited time, make the
most eoceptional concessions in the
way of price and terms.
Wr will deliver one of these choice
pianos (nothing better could be had
even if you were willing to pay JeOO
cr more >, freight paid to any station
in the state, for $318, either cash or
on paymrnts of $21 down and $4 per
m< nth, deferred payments to bear 8
per cent per annum.
Otbe* styles not so elaborately fin
ished, but of good quality, for $183,
$1% ard $218, payable at the rate of
$O per month.
Write us to-day, as this offer is lim
ited strictly to the first threr instru-
mnnts sold in every county Mention
thia paper.
EILERS PIANO HOUSE
CANDY
CATHARTIC
Corner Park
Washington Street,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
O her large stores, San Francisco,
Cal.,
ne, Wash., and Sacra-
F. N. U.
I IF YOU HAVEN’T SPUNK
to sit right down
write foe our cats-
logue we're afraid you're not suited for a buaineaa life.
Thia may be the beat
««. ss»
ev * «wwwaasw
J vzw prv
sa w a ivo«« j av«
chance you have ever had. Don’t waste
it. Wr
educate you
practically
foe
mpetrnt. A postal card will bring full
bu*mesa and get you a paaition when comi
particuvars. Isn't i’ worth your whtlr
f
BEHNKE WILIER BUSINESS COLLEGE
to write now before you forget it.
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Sanders Disk Plow
an«1 tn owl part« ■ct ai®d® Be fora you
give your or«!ar for a lM*k Plow ba «ura to ax-
aimn'e ihr -aii'larn >or tala by the old rail-
ablr bo®«® of
Mitchell. Lewis & Slaver Co.,
Send for Special Circular
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PORTLAND,
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