The Eugene weekly guard., June 27, 1903, Image 3

General Debility
Day in and out there is that feeling ot
weakness that makes a burden ot itself.
Food does not strengthen.
Sleep does not refresh.
It is hard to do, hard to bear, what
Not Worth the Trouble.
“Yon write vour first name very well ibouid be easy, —vitality is on the ebb, and
he whole system suffers.
indeed, Mi«8 Pinkie,” criticised the
For this condition take
anting teacher, “but you make a sad
botch of it.”
"Wbat is the difference, Mr. Spen- to '„¡¡‘’ h *8tbe bloud’ Bi'es Tl*or ,nd tl>ne
nor?” asked the pretty girl. “I expect “ “A1 t,be Of«»'» and functions, and is
to change the Johnson part of it some rtih
une1"nll“d for all run down or
debilitated conditions.
day-
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Ho >u*« F ill * cur« conatipauon. 2& c«at*.
THE
Quite the ' r per Thing.
DOG SETTLED THE CASE.
“Gladys,” s id > h imley to his man­
nish sistrr, * I ve <lu«e so much for you
you should write me a testimonial.”
“A testimonial?”
“Yas; you might say: ‘Dear brother,
once I waa a timid, delicate girl, but
si ce using vonr collars, shirts and ties
I have become a ne »■ woman.”—PLi a-
del ph is P:ess,
Canine Testimony Aguls Held by the
Court to He Unimpeachable.
Some months ago David Wallace, of
35 White street, bought a pedigreed
cocker spaniel and bad it registered.
A month ago It di suppea red. Yester­
day Wallace says he found the spau-
lel at tbe residence of Peter W.
A little boy In his night dress was Lott. 131 Frankfort street, and tried to
on his knees, saying his prayers, and take It.
Ix>tt objected.
Wallace
his little sister could not resist the caught the dog by the tall.
Lott
temptation to tickle the soles of his grabbed it by the head; both tugg<d
feet. He stood it as long as he could, away with the dog as tbe connecting
and then said: “Please, God. excuse link.
Mrs, Lott flourished a broom
Great Institution.
me while I knock the stuffin' out of and a man named Buck waved a rusty
Nellie.
”
Lady—Education is a great thing.
revolver.
Sandy—Indeed it ia mum. How
"And what is your opinion of Mrs.
Just aa tt looked aa If the dog would
J Humphry Ward?" an enthusisastic t>e yanked apart. Sergt. McAllister and
eould lever know what dey had fer free
American hostess once asked of an Patrolman Cook hove upon the scene
lunch if I didn’t «now how to read?
English literary lady of world-wide and lugged dog, Wallace, Cook. Mrs.
His Only Standard.
distinctlou. The visitor politely made Ixitt and Buck, with broom and rusty
an effort to recall the name, and then revolver, to the Fifth precinct station.
“Sc you refuse to believe that wire­
less telegraphy is really practical?”
answered with half-closed eyes and , Capt. Furthervr assumed a Hague ar­
"No.” said the capitalist, who al­
, weary intonations: “Pm told she is a bitration role, but failed to bring
ways Bguree closely; “I don’t say that.”
very industrious woman.”
about a truce. Mr. I»og was lockid
“Wouldn't you l>elieve the evidence of
During the heat of the recent trou­ up and the owners were sent away,
your own sense?” “Yes. But I have
bles in Venezuela, when the coast was to appear In court to-day and prove
Salt Codfish Cbowdar.
no evidence as yet. I’ve never made a
Wash one pint of salt codfish broken blockaded and starvation was staring ownership.
dollar out of it.’’—Washington Star.
Into flakes and put to soak over night. 50 per cent of the people In the face.
“Peter,” said the court to Interpre­
Cut half a pound of aalt pork into dice, Stephen Bonsai was surprised to find ter Lauer, “bring forth A. Cocker
Cause tor Rejoicing.
fry crisp and brown, and in tbe fat I*resident Castro enjoying himself at Spaniel from cell 13.”
Bix—Does your wife play the pi­ fry two onions chopped into tine dice. a picnic at La Victoria. w-heTe cham­ “Who?" said Peter.
“Y’our honor,
ano?
Put in the soup pot a layer of flaked pagne was flowing like water. "1 did there’s no one else In the ’pit.’ ”
Dix—No.
flsh and a layer of thinly sliced raw not succeed In concealing, lior did 1
“Yes," smiled tbe court, "bring forth
Bix — Does she play any musical potatoes. Sprinkle with onion, fried very much try to conceal, my astonish­ the dog."
instrument?
A moment later Lauer appeared with
pork, add a dasb of flour and pepper. ment at the scenes which met my eye,”
pix—None whatever.
Cover with a layer of split crackers. he says. "I had certainly thought to the prisoner on the end of a long
Bix—That’s good.
You ought to Continue in this order till the flsh and find our ally otherw ise engaged. ‘But chain.
be proud of her accomplishments.
"I know- of no precedent for such a
one quart of sliced potatoes have been why should you wonder?’ said Castro,
used. Over this pour two quarts of | noting my surprise; ’our part is played. proceeding." said Attorney F. L.
milk and allow the chowder to simmer ! We have picked the quarrel, and now, Dutcher, who appeared for Wallace,
blessed lie the Monroe doctrine, our “except that of King Solomon. That
very gently for one hour.
role is finished, and the fighting must I case is not annotated in our codes.
Graham MufTiaa.
be done by el tlo Samuel. All tbe pa- Nevertheless, I ain satisfied for the
For twelve muffins there will be re­ I*rs In the case I have given to your court to decide the ownership."
quired half a pint of graham, half a minister, who goes to Washington as
"Well," remarked the court, “is
pint of flour, one generous tablespoon­ my attorney.’ ’Yes, viva la Doctrina Ixitt here?”
ful of sugar, one tablespoonful of but­ "Monroey!” ’ exclaimed Tello Men­
Lott was called, but there was no
ter. half a teaspoonful of salt, one tea­ doza, the witty muleteer whom Castro answer. A pause followed.
spoonful and a half of baking powder, has made secretary of the treasury; “it
“Suppose," suggested Mr. Dutcher,
one egg. and two gills and a half of spares us sleepless nights, and gives “that you let the dog decide whether
milk. Mix the dry Ingredients and rub us time for picnics."
or not Wallace is the owner."
through a sieve. Turn the bran from
The suggestion was adopted. The
A well-known English lady novelist,
the sieve Into the mixture. Beat tbe whose enemies accuse her of taking dog was allowed to run loose.
It
egg till light and add the milk to It. herself somewhat too seriously, was sniffed the air. barked, nearly tumbled
Stir this into the dry mixture. Add entertaining a party of her friends, Charlie Hart over by runnlug between
the butter, melted, and beat well for and conversation ran largely upon her ills legs and Anally rounded ttp be­
half a minute. Bake in buttered muf­ new book. One young man in the cir­ fore Wallace. The dog yelped, whirled
fin pans for half an hour In a moder­ cle had not read the work. “According around and showed every indication
ately hot oven.
ly, on rising from the table, and by­ of joy.
Must Bear Signature of
"I guess that's Wallace’s dog." said
Reception Rolle.
way of abstracting himself from the
Scald one cup milk, add one table­ talkers who were still worrying their the court.
’"That evidence satisfies
spoonful sugar, one-quarter cup of but­ conversational bone.” says the Ixmdon me." The dog was turned over to
ter and one-half teaspoou salt. When Outlook, "he fixed bls eyes on a fe­ Wallace.—Rochester Post Express.
lukewarm add one yeast cake dis­ male portrait which adorned the draw­
Fac-Similé Wrapper Bslsw.
solved in three tablespoonfuls luke­ ing-room wall. Coming softly behind
warm water and one and one-half cups him, the lady novelist significantly
bread flour. Cover and let rise, then said, ‘I think I know what you are
add yolks of two eggs and flour to thinking—that that picture reminds
FOR lEADACREs
knead. Let rise, shape, again let rise, you of Fredericks.’ ’Of Frederick«,’
FOR DIZZINESS.
replied the young man. blankly, ’what
and bake In a hot oven.
Three hundred
shoemakers who
FOR RIUOUSHEtt*
Fredericks?’ ’My Fredericks,’ return­ struck for higher wages in Philadei-
FOR TORNO LIVER.
Pop-Overs.
ed the novelist, with surprise, for her i phla In 178(1-were the flnst worktng-
SJft into a bowl one cupful of flour
FOR C0MST1PATIWG
latest heroine Isa-e that UHine. Than sien t* adopt susfli’ tgetlca In this «tun-
and
a
saltspoonful
of
salt.
Beat
one
FOR SALLOW SUH.
the unbeliever pulled hiutself together
egg vefy light, add to tt one cupful of ’No,’ said he, with a judicial head try. The flfst railroad strike occurred
FOR THEéOMPLEJUOR sweet
milk. Stir thia gradually so shat shake, ‘that Is not my notion of your in 1877.
It will not be lumpy, into the flour, Fredericks.’ And he plumed himself
A Parisian clothes dealer kicked a
give it two or three vigorous beatings on having got well out of the hobble. dog out of bls shop. The dog shot out
CURE SICK HEADACHE
and pour it into heated gem pans that But it was yet early for self-gratula- with some rapidity and knocked over
have been well greased. Fill them tfon. ’Come, then,’ returned bls host a woman with a jug of milk. The
about half full and bake them in a ess. seductively, ‘come and sit down woman broke the jug and upset an
Must Be Delightful Climate.
here beside me. and you shnll tell me elderly gentleman, and the Jug cut
Water freer.ee every night of the year very quick oven.
what your notion of my Frederick:! both of them. At that moment n cy­
at Alto Crucero in Bolivia, while at
Codfish with Vegetables.
clist arrived and was thrown off his
Freshen codfish and cut it in chops is.’ ”
noonday the sun is hot enough to blis­
machine by the prostrate figures, and
about three by six inches In size. Put
ter the flesh.
PLEA FOR THE POCKET.
simultaneously a cart came up and
Into hot water and set on tbe stove
where it will barely simmer. Bolling Women Need a Substitute for It Now­ smashed the bicycle. Tbe magistrate
Treats Her Like An Angel.
blandly advised the entire squad to
adays.
Ethel—She’s eorry enough that she hardens tbe fiber of fish as It does of
meat. When the fish is perfectly ten­
Lucy Locket, the Immortal woman proceed against the dog, and they are
married him, I’ll wager.
Mabel—The idea! How can you say der. drain, pour over It a butter sauce who lost her pocket, is hardly so much now looking for it.
that? He thinks her a perfect angei, and serve for dinner with mashed po­ to be pitied as we are. In her case it
A remarkable sea monster was re­
tatoes, beet pickles and boiled car­ was found, but nolsidy can find our cently caught in Port Fairy Bay by
an<l treats her—
Ethel—As though she really were rots.
pockets for us. Man. happy creature, some fishermen. It measured nine
one. He doesn’t buy her anything to
is a marsupial. He is blessed with feet six inches in length, had a tail
Crssased Oysters.
wear.—Tit-Bits.
Clean and parboil one pint oysters. more pockets than he knows what to like that of the screw tall shaft, no
Drain and reserve liquor for making do with, but poor, unfortunate woman, teeth, a nose like a rhinoceros, a head
Rubbing It In.
sauce. Melt three and one-half table­ with styles In their present state, has like an elephant, two dorsal fins, four
Weaver —Who was the fellow who spoonfuls butter, add five tablespoon­ not so much as one little pocket in side fins and two steering fins. The
skin was black and very soft. The
juet stopped you?
fuls flour and pour on gradually oyster which to bestow her handkerchief.
A weekly bereavement In this latter most experienced fishermen say the
leaver—That was my old barber.
liquor and milk or cream to make one
“Does he usually stop you on the and one-half cups liquid. Season with line is of common occurrence and in specimen is altogether new to them.
street?”
salt, pepper and celery salt. Reheat the course of time becomes a severe They cannot hazard a guess as to the
“No. but he knows I’m shaving my­ oysters in sauce.
strain. As for purses they only too species. The fish has been sent on to
self now, and he just wanted to gloat
often go the way of the handkerchiefs. the Melbourne museum.
Indian Meal Ponp.
over me,”—Philadelphia 1-edger.
In a certain office at an Australian
Prepare this as a hasty pudding, and The liell-shaped sleeves rendered hope­
then thin it with hot milk to a creamy less the military trick of tucking one’s railway station there may have been
Not Even a Comparison.
consistency, and it can be served with handkerchief up It, but with new cuffs seen a very long list of names of worn
I a Moyne—You did not seem much a dish of crisp, hot pork scraps cut there comes a gleam of returning h<q>e. en who have at various times begged
disturbed by the rumpus
very small. Try It before you decide The majority of them are tight-fitting the booking clerks to let them have,
“No, I heard my wife discharging that you will not like tt. Small dice at the wrist, the fullness suddenly without payment, tickets to various
the cook before I left home.”—Chicago of bread fried like doughnuts are good spreading out several Inches higher up places. They have forgotten their
Daily News.
the arm. This sleeve is more than purses, or lost them, or spent their
witn it
pretty, for it will supply the abiding last jn-nny on a new pair of gloves,
place for the long absent pocket. A and various reasons. They will call
little envelope-shai>ed receptacle could ! the very next day and refund the
?
be easily fastened to the Inner side of money without fall. But there the
tbe left sleeve, in the fullness, just big - names and addresses lie. with the
enough to contain two or three small I amount of the borrowed money writ­
necessaries. Then a flap could be at­ ten opposite.
tached to button over. A Russian
Tbe first iron ship has more reputed
blouse or bolero affords opportunity
birthplaces than Homer, according to
for a breast pocket like a man’s. In
Rheumatism does not come and go with winter side. For summer frocks a separate Chambers’ Journal. Both the Clyde
time always; in fact some suffer more during the pocket is pretty, made of the material and the Mersey claim pre eminence in
Spring and Summer than at any other season. Whea of tbe gown or some harmonizing silk this respect. Kir E J. Robison of Ed­
the blood is charged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other At all events let us have the pocket inburgh designed an iron vessel In
1816, which was not launched till
irritating poisons, then the system is in the right somewhere.—Brooklyn Eagle.
three years later, and ft Is Mid that
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack
an iron boat was worked on the Bev­
is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer.
In Hie Owe Home, Too.
Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of
“How much do you think that story j ern even as far bark as 1787. Steel
the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is given Is worth?" he asked when bls wife bad was not used In the construction of
various names such as acute and chronic, muscular, finished reading It.
merchant ships' hulls until 1850. Old
articular, inflammatory.mercurial and sciatic, but it is
“Ob, I should think yon ought to salts were not alone In their belief
the same old acid blood that causes all Some aK have got «25 or «30 for it.” she re j that wood was meant by Providence
constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism
to float, but Iron to go to the bottom.
but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produc« plied.
A naval constructor of some repute
“I got «100." he asserted proudly.
stiffness in the muscles and joints, and sometimes the acids thrown off bj
“Dear me!” she commented, “how once said: “Ilon’t talk to me of Iron
the blood settle upon the valves o* the
reckless some people are with their ships. They are contrary to nature.”
Portland, Ind., Jan. 10, 1903.
“tart and ends suddenly and fatally.
Now none but small craft are built of
After being terribly crippled fol money.**
It won’t do to let Rheumatism three years with Bheometism. and
wood in thia country.
run on. It is a dangerous disease, and having tried well known remediee I
Did Not W ant to OWHharge.
you can never tell where it is going to coaid get no relief. And having
Christening a Railway.
"Doctor," said the shrewd looking
road
of
the
woadorful
ejects
of
•trike. Home remedies, plasters, lini-
Engineers are. aa a rule, sternly util­
man. “bow many feet of gas does it
8.
8.
S.,
X
concluded
to
try
It,
and
■enta and such things as produce
itarian. but there are occasions on
take to kill a man?”
am happy to eay that I wae entirely
counter-irritation, are soothing and eured.
'That's rather a queer question." . which they indulge In sentimental
and am able to work aa well
relieve the pain temporarily, but
said the doctor. “Why do you wish to ' practices tine of these occurred the
over did
the polluted, acid blood cannot be as I I cheerfully
other day on the completion of the
recommend 8. 8. 8. to know?”
9
reached by external applications.
all sufferers of thia terrible disease,
“One of the guests of my hotel used first trsns<-ontlnental railway In Afrl
Rheumatism must be treated and will say that if they will con­ enough of it to kill himself and I wanr ca. When the platelaying gangs from
through the blood, and no remedy tinue the treatment, aa per direc­ to send In a proper bill to bis execu­ Bulawayo and Hallsbury. respe«-tlvely.
“tugs such prompt and lasting relief tions, they wiU find a permanent tors.’’—Philadelphia Press.
came within twenty chains of each
H W SLXfi.
“ s. S. S. It attacks the disease in ears.
other a telegram si« sent to the con
the blood, neutralizes the acids, and
Knowing Old Bachelor*.
tractors and engineers, who at once
refflove,
Stating poisons and effete matter from the •J’*«“-
Newlywed—What do bachelors know arrived on the acene. The rails were
. S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid bl
.
1
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about women?
Joined and twif engines proceeded
>«es through the bodv. the corroding. gnawing poisons and acid
Oldbacb- Lots. otherwise they would slowly toward each other from e«< h
<re dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and t e u L £
is happily relieved from the discomlort» not be bachelors.-Philadelphia Rec «ide. Attached to the drawhead of the
engine fron. Salisbury was a bottle of
ord.
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and misery of Rheumatism.
champagne, and as tbe two engines
S S S. is a purely vegetable remedy,
A Munday Occupation.
met it was broken and tbe new rail­
does not contam any Potash or minerd
“He’s an agnostic."
•
of any kind, and can be taken with
«Yea. but what does he do tbe other | way was named In tbe orthodox man
■er.
safetv by old and young.
six days?”- Detroit Free Press
Hood's Sarsaparilla
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
CARTERS
RHEUMATISM
Gray ?
“My hair was falling out and
turning gray very fast. But your
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restored the natural color."—Mrs.
E. Z. Benotnme, Cohoes, N. Y.
Alw ITS look for thia trade mark
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out amoke. aahes or heat. Make comfortable
c.*oking
It’s impossible for you
not to look old, with the
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your hair! Perhaps you
are seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Ayer’s Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
Nature's Dresrm iking.
Coakley—Did you ever i < t '■* that
the average poet in deaeri ing a winter
landscape always speaks of its "mantle
of snow?”
Jaakley—Naturally. The mantle of
snow ia the land's tape,—Stray Stories.
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For bronchial troubles try Piso'a Cure
for Cousuniption. It is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price 2A cents.
Every workfti< girl who is not
well 1» eortliiilly invited to write
Surprising.
to M r*. Pinkham, Lynn. Mass.,
The London Morning Post states that
for advice; it is freely given, and
has restored tiiausands to health. Canadians never fought for their exis­
Hiss Paine’s Experience.
"I want to thank you for what you
hare done for me. and recommend
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound to all girls whose work
keeps them standing on their feet in
the store. The doctor said I meat
stop work : he did not seem to realize
that a girl cannot afford to stop work­
ing. My back ached, my apix-tite was
poor, I could not sleep, and menstrua­
tion waa scanty and very painful. Duo
day when suffering I commenced to
take Lydia E. I’lnkhani’s Vege­
table Compound, and found that
it helped mo. 1 continued its use, and
toon found that my menstrual periods
were free from pain and natural ;
everyone is surprised at the change in
me, and I am well, and cannot be too
grateful for what you have done for
me.”—Miss J anxt P ainb , MO West
125th St., New York City. — «5000 forftit
if orlglnl of «!»•« I*tor
Inf
cos-
There 1« more Cstsrrn tn this Metlon of tbe
country than all other discHkca put together,
and until the last few year« was auj pON« d to be
incurable For a great many yearn doctor« pro-
nounced it a local disea>e, and vreacribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing ty cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be aeonstitu»
tional disease, and tbarMora require* constitu­
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man­
ufactured by F. J Cheney
Co., Toledo, Ohio,
ia the only constitutional cure on the market.
It is taken internally in doses from 10 drona to
a teaspoonful. It acta directly on the blood
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Kola by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pilis are the best.
Reason tor Hope.
Take no substitute, for it is
“So yon think she could learn to love
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
you?” raid the close friend.
Compound that cures.
Their Idea.
“It isn’t impossible. She likes cav­
ilare and olives and anchovies and all
sorts of odd things.—Washington Star.
“Here, here,” said the fishmonger,
"what in tbe world are them people
around th’ stall luffin’ at, anyway?”
“They’re laffitt at that sign wot says:
“Our fish are unequalled—Nothing in
This Market Comes Near Them.’ Peo­
ple say that’s 'cause they smell so
bad.”—Baltimore Herald.
“Madam,” said the leader of the bri­
gands, "we’ll have to hold you until
your husband ransoms you.”
“Alas,” repiled the woman “I wish
I’d treated him a little better."—Chi­
cago Post.
Little Chance.
If your drugeiat cannot supply yoa,
send us one dollar and we w ill ex press
you a bottle. Be sure and give the name
Oi your nearest express office. Address,
J. C. AYER CO.. Lowell. Maas.
Wages and Coat.
The American shoe manufacturer
pave higher wages than the English
manufacturer, but the cost of making a
shoe is less because of the grew er effic­
iency of the Amerfian workman.
RTILRSON MACHINERY OO.
(SueceMOHi io John i’oole)
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
The EH GaroMne Engine \ child can run it.
Valves anti all working partn covered lip. 2 h.
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Put in a lit­
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Maytne—I hear j you are going to l>«
married again.
Edyth — Again? Why, I’ve never
been tied up as yet.
“No; bnt I can’t recall the numlier
of times you were going to lie.”—Chi­
cago Daily News.
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■Keamatic sufferers who write us
No« Worried by Bls Mistake.
In order to win siwees a man must
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. * on Rheumatism, which is the result of years < f prset
\
Tbe world has no time for a vision-' Bell Boy—Didn’t yer? Well, mebl>e
.
^»ting
this disease It contains much interesting «formation ab. ut all
ary man—until after be gets there
It wux No. M —Detroit Free Pre*«.
10 -s <4 Rheumatism.
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th« bowtl«, not being able to
oiuva tb®in «icapt by uaing but water liileciiona.
Chronic couatlpatlou for aeveu year« placed iu« In
this terrible condition} Gurin« that time 1 did ••-
•rytbing I beard of butnever found any relief. aach
waa «iy case until 1 began using ('AHI'AHKTM, I
Dow hare from one to tbr«*« pnaaiHcea a day and If 1
waa rich I would give 91UU (Mi for eacii movement} it
la such a relief
avi msh
i nt
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Why the Editor Skipped.
An editor of a small American paper
recently stated that he had laen kis-e<l
by one of the mo«t lieautiful married
women in the town. He promisetl to
tell her name in the first issue of his
paper next month. In two weeks tbe
circulation of bis newsppaper doubled.
But when he gave the name of hie wife
he had to leave town.
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Center ot the Unlveree.
The cross is the center of the uni­
verse. It is the pivot around which all
the great events of history revolve.
The historian and the philosopher, as
truly as the theologian, must build
their studios on Calvary. —Rev.R.
McArthur.
Passes but we are called upon to perform
some difficult dental operation that In
the direct result «»f neglecting the te«*th
Me cannot urge too strongly the benefit
and economy of consulting a denti«t at
the vary first Sign of tooth trouble
At
the start these troubles are corrected
quickly and at small cost. Our method«
aie painless and our work auarantaed
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Rev. R. 8. Holmes.
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All «ren'aH.
tent e. To the shades of t' one Canadians
who fought and fell in the war of 1813
this information must be somewhat sur­
prising.
It is much longer ago sit ce
Britons fought for their existence. The
Canada's Vast Timber Supply.
British wars of the past two centuries
The standing t iinlier of Canada equals
have all been fought in loreign lauds.—
that of tbe continent of Europe and is
Montreal Herald.
nearly double that of the Cnited States.
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