An Accommodating Neighbor.
2t
'¿red Feeling
¡ommon Spring Trouble.
lign that the blood is deficient
|v. just as pimples aud other
s are sigm that the blood
¡warning, too, which only the
L fail to heed.
\d’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
I it, give new life, new cour-
Lngth and animation.
¡cleanse the blood and clear the
non.
fl no substitute.
tired all the time and could not
After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla
1 could sleep well and the tired
kd gone. This great medicine has
r*i me of scrofula.” Mas. C. M.
Had, Conn.
’s Sarsaparilla promises
Id keeps the promise.
POOR DIGESTION
LANGUID AND TIRED
The following conversation of two
young ladles was overheaid a few
nights ago in a Sixth avenue electric
car. reports the New York Times:
"Do you know, I think she is abso-
lutely the meanest woman I
knew?"
M hy, what Is the matter with
her?"
“Matter?
Why, everything,
does nothing but borrow from mom-
Ing to uigbt. You know, She has the
apartment just across the hall from us,
and the day she moved in she setarted
by bo-rowing nn egg from mother. Tho
next day she borrowed a cup of sugar,
and since that time she has borrowed
everything from a piece of butter to
the baby carriage, and has never made
any attempt to return a single thing.
I have often told mother that I waa
going to borrow some of the things
Some sensible advice to
back, but she has always forbidden
me. Last night, however, 1 had to women passing through this
write some letters, and I had no ink. trying period.
It was raining very hard, and mother
The painful and annoying symp
was out, so I resolved that rather than toms experienced by most women
go out in the rain I would disobey at. this jieriod of life are easily over-
orders and ask our neighbor to let me come by Lydia E. Pinkham’s
have her Ink. I asked her, and what Vegetable Compound. It is espe
do you think she said? 'I haven't any cially designed to meet the needs
ink, but I'll let you take my shoe pol of woman's system at the trying
ish. It is just as good. It dries quick time of change of life.
It is no exaggeration to state that
ly but you can write Just as well with
Oh, I never met a meaner worn- Mrs. Pinkham lias over 6000 letters
like the following proving the great
In my life!”
t*
An Interesting Letter Concerning Peruna
mid that the novel by John D.
Bitliled “A Daughter of Tbea-
Aleli L. C. Page Ac Co. have In
[one of the few accurate stories
fi-an stage conditions that has
m written. Mr. Barry's stories
Fical life have already been
praised by the
reviewers,
btliers by William Archer, the
kliaimitlc critic of England.
Har.v Johnston's new romantic
f.v. “Sir .Mortimer," will follow
Imphry Ward s "Lady Rose's
H ' in Harper's Mnuazlne. The
f the story are laid in England
►urt of kjueen Eiizaitetli and on
The heroine Is a celeliratid
Mio is lady-in-walting to Queen
lb while the hero Is n gallant
I her Majesty’s miniature navy.
¡1 Ilaruiu” has passed into its
tii'i-d and first edition, which
D. Appleton & Co. issued Im-
ly after the hollditys. In the
•f popularity expressed in num-
low takes first rank in Ameri-
¡i *n. “Ben-Hur” aud “Uncle
sliin” being its only rivals. The
Irst century of editions was
fl In October last with an
10,0(10 copies, printed on a a pe
►r In a special binding. It il as
dlsp se(| of by Dec. 1, complet-
tal sale of 6tk;.000 copies. The
Hon will appear In the family
* ver, with full-page illustra-
Clinehunt.
He No -deci Clothe*
Peru Senator brought to the
a good story about Minister
* tilth the minister himself re-
►1'1 at a dint er.
i asked M>me days after I ar-
Te in Washington," said Mr.
“why I Lad stuck so closely to
is at tlie hotel and not showed
(round town.
uly reply was a rather painful
. nevertheless, fully truthful,
ecauae 1 hadn't the clothes.”
P"n . -. Bowen told how he
tn commlsalond to hasten
ddenly aud without opportuni
ty Ide himself with the heav
ing apparel necessary for resl-
a cold climate. As soon as
ed town he put a local tailor
upon n an outfit.
Irdst hip of the situation was
Bow ven had ordered some rai-
tn L xoidon. and thia was com-
he Atlantic in a British
ii was one of the very
« to be held up by the blo* k-
»■t of the allies. There was
L t it. and Mr. Bowen's Lon-^
►es. such as are necessary for
4'Pearance in polite society,
►>mewhere |D Mouth America,
reason, therefore, for being
T grateful when the blockade
>nd his clothes had an op
to go forward to Caracas.—
ton Tost.
i
"Lillian.” said a certain little girl’s
mamma, “there were three pieces of
cake in the pantry and now there is
only one. How did that happen?”
"Well.” said the girl, her eyes wide
< pen with excitement, “it was so dark
in there I didn't see the other piece.”
The Only Thing Wanted.
Mrs. Noorich—Isn’t it grand to ride
in your own carriage?
Mr. Noorich—Yes, but I'd enjoy It
T.iking No Chances.
more if 1 could stand on the side
“Some one was telling me that par walk and see myself ride by.—Brook
lor matches aren't legal any mo>e," " lyn Life.
said Marmaduke.
“Let’s go into the sitting room.”
Considerable DUfertr ce.
eald Alice, hastily leading the way.—
Xhe Idiot—Bet you
don't know
New York Sun.
whetwin lies the difference between a
i
good cook and a poor printer's devil.
Poor Proof of Insanity.
The Victim—Unburden your soul.
The Idiot—One forms the ole and
At Edinburgh, Scotland, a lady has
been found insane who left $2.«00 to the other pics the form.—Harvard
provide a fund for the rescue of sane Lampoon.
persons improperly placed in lunatic
asylums.
No Danger.
"Do yon think there is any danger
I of America being dominated by Em
Spoiling for a Fight.
“That American prize fighter will ope.”
“No, sir.” answered Mr. Meekton
spare no expense in his match with
v.lth e?;ti»ordinary emphasis; “rot sc
the Frenchmen."
long a' eminent Europeans continue
"Is that ro?”
“Yes. He's even willing to have it to marry American girls."—Washing
ton Star.
come off by cable.
people have b-en suffering
ACUTE A‘^D CHRONIC, Some
fr 'ii Rheumatism so long that
thev can scarcely remember the
MUSCULAR, ' MERCURIAL, ‘ from
in "hen they were entirely f.v;
an aclie or pain, and have
long since forgotten the joys of a painless
ARTICULAR AND existence. They are at the mercy of everv
ill wind and their misery is aggravated
by exposure to cold or sudden changes in
INFLAMMATORY.
the temperiture. Thev become walking
barometers and most accurate in weather predictions, the increasing pains in
muscles and joints foretelling the approaching storm or the coming of bad
weather, It is from these constant sufferers that the great ariny of rheumatic
cripples is recruited. Their IxxLcs are worn out Ly the incessant pains and
the joints become so stiffened and lient
Bowling Green, Ky.
that they are at la-t compelled to give
Kentlnmen:—About a year s«o I
up or hobble about on crutches.
was attacked by acute Rhonna.iin.
Nobody ever outlived Rheumatism;
in my shoulders, arms and legs below
the disease never loosens its grip < r
the knee. I could not raise my arm
leaves of its own accord, but must be
to ccmb my hair. Doctors prescribed
driven out by intelligent and persist
for me for over two months without
giving me anv relief. I saw 8. S. H.
ent treatment through the blood for
advertised and decided to try it.
Rheumatism of every variety and form
Immediately I commerced Its use I
is caused by an over acid condition of
felt better, and remarked to my
the blood, and the deposit in muscles,
mother that I waa glad I bad at last
joints and nerves of corrosive poisons
found some relief. I continued 11 s
and gritty particles, and it is these
uae and am entirely well. I will
irritating substances that produce the
always feel deeply ir.tereated in the
inCammation. swelling and pains,
sneceaa of 8. 8. 3. slace it did mo «•
which last as long as the blood remains
much good.
Yours truly,
MK3. ALICE HORTON.
in this sour and acid state.
311 Twelfth Street.
To cure Rheumatism permanently
the bio 1 must be purified and invig
orated. and no other remedy <loes this so well or so promptly as S. S. S. It
refreshes an l restores to the thin »cid b!c <1 its nourishing and heaith-sus-
tairing properties And when strong, m h bio*-I isag jain circulating through
the bod v the acid poisons and irritating matter are wa ashed out of the muscles
Uicooi-y
i
and joints, and the pains at once cease
and 2 Rheumat “ ,m is a thing of the
?
past.
S S S is a purely vegetable
dieine
mec.
----- and does not derange the
Stomach like
___ the strong mineral
remedies but builds t p the general
health, increases the appetite sad
tones up the digestion.
Through our Medical Department
a,,.,,
C"" *X‘iwi^ ««orno ¿o- nriMra. tu. .
Don’t forget that it’s
“Ayer’s” Sarsaparilla
that will make you strong
and hopeful. Don’t waste
your time and money by
trying some other kind.
Use the old, tested, tried,
and ituc /Xyer’s Sarsapa
rilla
St kt a bottle. All dntftlft».
Two New Operas Promised,
“ I wish to thauk Mrs. Pinkham for
what her medicine has done for me.
My trouble was change of life. Four
Nobody seems to know what cause it ?rears ago my health began to fail, my
Is which produces those delicate and lead began to grow dizzy, my eyes
beautiful lines In maple, known as pained me, and at times it seemed as
bird's-eye. Some people think they if ray back would fail me, had terrible
and revised edition
come from the huudreds of little pains across the kidneys. Hot flashes
¡get’s "Experiments
branches which shoot out over the were very frequent and trying. A
Lord trunk of the tree as soon as a clearing friend ailvised me to trv Lydia
rlth an Introduction
I published by the Messrs. Put- Is made around it. Expert timbermen E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com«
pound, I have taken six bottles of it
say that is uot the case. The ouly way and am to-dav free from those troubles.
Lun mortoli, of London, Is about to tell a bird's-eye maple tree is to cut I cannot speak in high enough terms
lit a volume of Stevensonlana, It. There are no outward signs by which of the medicine. I recommend it to all
it of extracts from magazines one can judge. The Railroad Gazette and wish every suffering woman would
er periodical» relating to Ste- tells a story of the late George M. Pull give it a trial."— B ella R oss , 8S Mont
clair Ave., Roslindale. Mass__ 95000
man. Many years ago be was offered a fflt If orhjlnn' of about let:tr ,rvuin, ,,taint,tt,
cannot ba prutacC,
mahogany
log
for
$3.000.
to
be
cut
into
¡become known that Andrew C.
(N'ym Crinkle), who recently veueers. It was supposed to be a very
i
The Ideal Husband.
[bls farm In Rockland County, tine piece of wood, but this could only
She—Gertrude says she will never
“J. P. M.” whose striking es- be determined by cutting It. He de
books have hail a large popu- clined the offer, but agreed to take the marry until she finds her ideal.
He—What is her ideal?
log cut into veneers for what It was
these later years.
“Oh, any man who will ask her."—
worth. The owner had It sawed and
Fletcher Seymour Is the pub-
was paid $7,000 for his veneers. Any Kansas City Journal.
“Ceres and Persephone,' a
one who can discover the secret of de
ky by Miss Maud Menefee. The
Spite.
I myth Is retold for children In I termining the Interior nature of wood : George—Jack is penning' something
from
the
outside
will
have
a
fortune.
to his Arabella's eyebrows.
krfcal dialogue and Mr. Lang's
Mabel—They're already penciled.—
Ion of the "Hymn to Demeter”
New York Sun.
Id.d..
Eggs-Acily.
ndle height, white-haired and
“I sec," said tho telegraph editor,
UO'.CS 1H1HT
iced, Jules Verne looks like a "that a woman In New York has sued
tain who Is spending the au- her husband for divorce because bo
We offer One Hundred boilers Reward for any
Saw oi t'aitarrh that cau uot uocured by Helpt
n well-tilled life on shore. Al pelted her with eggs.”
Catarrh Cure.
ii years old, suffering from cat-
“And she probably wants to got out
F, J. CHENEY & Co., Props., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney
id lame In one leg. the old Ren of the yolk,” remarked the stock hu forth*-
past l.i veers, and believe him perfectly
te hearty of manner uud brlght- morlst.
h<m* rable in al* bu»ines- transactions ami tin-
I
anciallv
able to carry outany obligations made
E-Ted !:; al! tlie v,nr.u a uO,ugs.
“Did omelet him------- ”
ty their tirm.
anyhow,
”
name
wasn
’
t
Ommy.
“
Her
W x - t A T kcax .
J**lm Ward Stimson's long ex-
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
the worst
rork on art and the philosophy said the copy render; 'that's
WaLUiNG K ihhan A M ahvin ,
tt
Wholesale Drugg.etc, Toledo. O.
b', “The Gate Beautiful,” is at joke ever hatched—
Hall
’
s
Catarrh
Cure is taken internally,acting
“Say. you fellows, drop that shell directly on the blood
btinced for early publication by
anil mnonus aurfaeesof
game
aud
get
to
work!
”
growled
the
the system. Price 75c p* r bottle, bold by «’J
Brandt, of Trenton, N. J. It
Iruggists.
Testimonials
free,
Hull’s Family Pills are the best.
k quarto of 420 pages and Is to fellow that fixes the salaries. And at
once
more
quiet
relgued.
—
Baltimore
several thousand Illustrations
color charts, one being printed News.
Easily Accounted Tor.
No Bath, No Wife.
For two years I suffered ter
ribly from dyspepsia, with great
depression, and was always feeling
poorly. I then tried Ayer’s Sarsa
parilla, and in one week 1 was a
new man.”—John McDonald,
Philadelphia, Pa.
apravnik, the Russian composer, is
writing an iqiera around the story of
“Francesca di Rimini,” while Arensky,
the French musician, is making an
operatic rendition of Tolstoi 'a "Koanr-
roction.”
THB HOW AND WHY.
Much you iphv have ffue-'etl abt-ut life iuwur
ance may be wrong
Mr II ( . l ippith-t it, of
rhilatlelphiH, one v( the moat for»*moM tiiMur-
aiice authorities of the age. r a.« copyrighted a
little
entitled "The liow and Why "
It
r as t een adopted by several Eastern colleges 1
to tenuti the first i»riin i|»als of li e insurance,
amt may tn* ha*t free b\ addressing >herinan
and Harmon general agents I’enn Mutual lie
Insurance < o., Murqua u building, Portland,
Or It may help vou to understand How ami
Why the Venn Mutual during P.««2 wrote n
larger amount of insurance in Oregon than was
ever t«efore written in the state by an> com
I any in one year.
Beautiful Marks or Maple.
Among the Turks bath money forms
an item in every marriage contract,
the husband engaging to allow his
wife a certain sum for bathing pur
poses. Should it be withheld she has
only to ge before the cadi and turn
her slipper unside down, and if the
complain be not then redressed it Is
ground for a divorce.
Poorly?
Roy Stannard Biker's description of
'The Great Northwest" are giving the
men and women of the East a better
understanding of the vastness and
wealth of that wonderful region. The
magnitude of the Northwest's forests
and of Its lumbering Industry—Ta
coma can boast the greatest sawmill,
with one exception, in the world—
will be the text of the fascinating
story. In the May Century, of "The
Conquest of the Forest."
value of her medicine at such times.
ty-four colors.
Laurence Dunbar, author of
of Lowly Life,” "Poems of
[nd Field,” etc., has just read
Ms of a new yolumo of poems
kill be a companion to his
of Lowly Life” and "Lyrics of
ktbside.” For the most part it
up of dialect pieces and will
t title “Lyrics of Love and
Et tu. Brute.
Dr. Pellett—I hate to twit on facts.
Mr. Pharmer, but how many (lers ins
do you suppose you have killed by put
ting up the wrong medicine?
Mr Pharmer—Cant say; but think
of the lives I have raved by failing to
follow your prescriptions. — Boston
I ranscript.
I
Hot Air Cookery.
“I got a cold supper when I went
home tonight, and you bet I kicked
ab' iit it.”
‘‘Did that do you any good?”
"Well, my wife made it warm for
me.”—Philadelphia i'reas.
77/55*
Ask your doctor what he think« of Ayer’s
S.M ttaparillB. lie knows .*11 about this grand
old family medicine. Follow hit advice and
wo will be satisfied.
J. C. A y Kit Co.. Lowell. Mass.
Her Palmy Days,
rationed -When I wan young I hail
at least 50 offers f ir niv I and.
l’atrio—Those are w hat you might
call palmy days, 1 mipp a".
Rl.ll RSON MACHINERY CO.
Successor* to John Poole.
Foot of Morrilton street, Portland, Oregon.
Write um or call for prices on everything in
the machinery line C!oah>jrot|tal eoat, I Iowa
Wagon« Bupgies Cream Beparaton alaoaU
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Finest Gold Plate Service.
Miss Della Janveau, Globe Hotel, Ottawa, Ont., is from one of the oldest
and best known French Canadian families in Canada. In a recent letter to
The Peruna Medicine Co., of Columbus, Ohio, she says:
“Last spring my blood seemed clogged up, my digestion poor, my head
ached and I felt languid and tired all the time. My physician prescribed tor
me, but a friend advised me to try Peruna. I tried it and am pleased to state
that I found it a wonderful cleanser and purifier pf the system. In three
weeks I was like a new woman, my appetite had increased, I felt buoyant,
light and happy and without an ache or pain. Peruna is a reliable family
medicine.”
The marquis of Breidulbat e owns a
service of gold plate which is one of the
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limit in the world.
It is valued at
$1100,000. That of I .ord Rothschild is HUALTM A.IND WL-ALTH
Is really a one dollar book mailed you for 2»
worth about $500,000.
cents sliver, to Itiirodm-e it
It tells you alsmt
Mothers will finn Mrs. VinsloW’s Sooth
ing Svnip th* liest remedy to use tor liivit
lidiaren curing tue teeming penoa
1'omiiy Frankness.
Adia Brlttaiii, of Sekitan, O., writes: . isfactory results from the use of Peru
Sister Susan Do we dine with you
"After using your wonderful Peruna na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv Christmas, Rebecca?
three months I have had great relief. I , ing a full statement of your case and
Sister Rebecca—Oh. no, Susan
hail continual heaviness In my stem- he will be pleased to give you his val Don't you remember? It’s your turn
ach. was bilious, and had fainting’ liable advice gratis.
to have us.
spells, but they all have left me since I Address Dr. Hartman, President of
I,.-.
zwv««wn« ’ * — A Adla
zl I o 1 Brittain.
I •• i * L «*> { vs
using YT Peruna."
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-1 Ohio.
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A Brown University student once
had the audacity to ask Professor Cas
well whether Ills name would not be
as well without the C.
Ix>rd Houghton's epigram on “Bor
dello,” though It lias oftefi gone the
rounds, is worth recalling. Said Lord
lloughtou. then only “Dicky” Milnes
"There are but two Hues lu ‘Sordello’
I can understand the first and last—
'Who will may hear bordello's story
told.' and 'Who would hath heard Sor
dello's story told,’ aud both are false.”
Senator Hoar was showing some
Massachusetts visitors about Washing
ton, D. C„ one day recently, and was
pointing out a magnltleent old resi
lience built years ago by a famous and
rather shady lawyer of his time.
“Why,” the Senator was asked, “war
be able to build a house like that by
his practice?” "Yes,” replied Hoar,
“by his practice aud Lis practices.”
Cyrus D. Drew, of Louisville, tliur
describes an amusing Incident which
occurred In New Orleans in the spring
of 18SLL “I met Eugene Field on one
of I i I h pilgrimages for old Imttles, pew
ter ware, and any old thing In the Junk
line. Koine friends of mine Introduced
our party to Mr. I’ll Id and Wilson Bar
rett und members of his ci uipany, then
playing an engagement lu New <)r-
leans. Mr. Field's greatest delight was
In tensing Miss Maude Jeffries, a Min-
-issipi i girl, then lending lady In Mr.
Barrett's company. Hbe was very æn-
sltlve and modest, aud it delighted
Field greatly when be could playfully
embarrass her. One day I found him
in Ids room busy on the floor pasting
large sheets of brown paper together.
He had written a poem to Miss Jeffries
In tho center of a large sheet of this
wrapping paper In hl.« characteristic
small hand Indeed, much smaller than
usual. On the edges of this sheet 1
found him pasting others of equal size
so that the whole, when complete,
made a single sheet aliout eight feet
square, This he carefully folded up
to tit an Improvised envelope about the
size of a Mardi Gras souvenir, then
being distributed about the city. With
the joyousuess of a boy almut to plsj
a prank, lie chased downstairs at U m
noon hour, when lie knew Mis« Jeffrie,
svns at lunch with Mr. Barrett In the
cafe of tho Grünewald. Calling n
waiter, he sent the huge envelope in
to her table. She glanced st It a njo
mont. and then gradually drew the
package from It.« envelope, while Field
and I Htiasl watching behind the en
trance. It spread ail over the table
as she continued to unfold the enor
moil« sheet, and Its rustle attracted th«*
attention of nearly every one In the
room. When It had spread itself all
V'T Mr. Barrett who. meanwhile, was
'aughlng heartily, Mtsa Jeffries dls«*ov
■•red the ;»oeni In Field's hand, and, al
though blnshlng crimson, joined in the
laughter, for she knew he was some
where about, enjoying her discomfit
ure."
Painful Subject.
The Admirer—“Th* fringe of mag
beyond the lagoon.*' There I f
someth Ing poetic about the word
"fringe
The Poet—Yea, except when It re
fers to trousers.—Stray Stories.
Lengthening the Joy.
Dot—is that all the pie I may have,
mother?
Mother—Yes. dear.
Dot—Then, mother, will you please
cut It in two pieces and give me one
at a time?
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„ N. Y., for a
ire»1 ’•ample of AllenT *'
Foot “ F.«»e. It cure, r fill-
blainn, sweating, damp, i Bwollrn, aching feet,
It make« new or Ugh t nh<i •es
__. cany. A certain
A11'drugging
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cure for Corns and Bunions. A_.
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it. 25c. Don't accept any «ill»atitute.
Perplexing Situation.
Parker—What's wrong? You seem
worried.
Streeter—I nm. I wrote two notes
—one to my broker asking him if he
took m e for a fool, and the other to
Ml - Golding asking her If she would
be mine, While I was out somebody
te'ephoned 'Yes,' and I don't know
which of 'em It was. Tit-Bits.
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ill
Rlerlisf R.airdy ( „«spulo, f litcags. Mow I real. Now I Iw«.
An Expert Opinion.
“Yes; he started a matrimonial
agency and expected to make a lot of
money.”
"Why didn’t he?”
"He married his typewriter girl In
side of a week, and she wouldn’t let
him go on with the business because It
was too dangerous."—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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Telephone Mam J9F ■
P. N. U.
No. 17
1903.
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PownFHF They AR? A GREAT BLOOD PURIMFR
AMY CONDITIONED, a aure cure for ail ailment* Arum wlikh hwu/ea
CURED 34 HORSES.
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IL*re iN-en uttatf Pm««Un Ilea»« I'owdors the
etirht months »nd tn that
Mm« hava < uiedtl itorx**« <»f ¡>»»»»14 of bistemper an*l O of <"brnoto Coagii.
The Prussian luaMtxltei« haw paused a t<r**«b repuraHon in tUl? section
KKFRST BFMM’IP. Hewarit. New
Pkg. at Dealer*. Mail, 6ftc
64-Page Hand Book,
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She Thought of H'm.
Creamley—I didn't know yon
acquainted with Miss Lovett,
asked me last night If I knew you
Hoamley—That was nice of
Wliat led her to ask you that, 1 won
der?
Why—er— I had just asked her if
rhe could imagine anyone uglier than
Bill Thompson. Philadelphia Press.
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WISH KROS., Dent sts.
ro KT LA NI». OKKOON.
Til«* Kfriil 1 on liavo Alwnys Bought lias bortio tlx» '•igna-
ture of Cha«. II. Flrtflicr, anil lias been made tinder Iris
personal super* Mon for <>vcr 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits. Imitations and
“ .Jiist-as-go<»<l ” lire but Experiments, nnil endanger tho
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Casforiu is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Parc«
goric, Drops anil Noolhing Syrup«. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic
gnbstancr. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys Worm«
ami allays Fcveri»hnc*s. It cures Diarrlm a anil Wind
Colic. It relieve» Teething Troubles, cure» Constipation
and Flatulency. It ussimilatcs the F ihx I, regulates tho
Stoma« Ii and Howels, giving healthy ami natural Bleep.
The Children’* Panacea— The Mother’» Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears tho Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.