The Eugene weekly guard., April 04, 1903, Image 3

■arch,
April, May
jere is a best tune for doing
(thing—that is, a time when a
> can be done to the best ad-
j<re, most easily and most ef-
relv. «Now is the best time
urifying your blood. Why!
use your systf :n is now trying
irily it—you know this by the
Jes ami other eruptions that
come on your face and body.
od's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
the medicines to take—they do
n : k th ■ oir’hly and agreeably
ji -ver fail to do it.
pod’s are the medicines you
I always heard recommended,
pni
recommend Hoocl s Sarsaparilla
L-hlv Jis a sprint? medicine. When we
I i 'he -bring wr all fvel bftterthrougb
C..ucer." MRS. S. H. N xal , McCrays, pa
Dd’s Sarsaparilla promises to
and keeps the promise.
Undoubtedly.
p—I love George from the bottom
1 heart.
s—But of course there is plenty
«it at the top.
Danger in “Rational Dress.”
i< nun’s rights woman, wearing
:.n 1 costume,” was arrested and
ly handled by a Weimar (Ger-
) policeman, who thought her
i in woman’s clothe*.
Jharcoal Eph’s Daily Thought,
knows er man in <le Lex’ block,”1
Charcoal Eph, touching up the off
‘‘dat prante aroun’ an’ mek his-
louty graceful, an’ yo cyan’t ha’d-
)h what fnmbly he belongs to
(11 yo’ heah him bray. Dey am
b diffnnee ’twixt er jackass an' er
kfistah Jackson.”— Baltimore
Tenacious Memory.
here goes a man who never forgets
>r,” says our friend, indicating a
•jawed individual who was crossing
Ireet.
hat is a commendable qual—” we
, but our friend interrupts with:
Specially when it is a favor he has
for some one else.”—Judge.
Looking in the Wrong Place.
I he a young man of brains?” in-
red an old gentleman respecting a
youth.
fell, really,” replied the daughter,
ive had no opportunity of judging,
ver met him anywhere except in
;y.”—Tid-Bits.
A Golden Opportunity.
bwigger—I would prefer a literary
but as I have business ability, I
t to myself to go into trade.
rritt—If you have the business
let you can make more money at
turn than anything else.— Judge.
Justifiable.
dinson writes that he has just
I the hero in his new novel.”
Ml, he needn’t worry over that
jury will acquit him.”—Atlanta
litution.
Proved.
At any rate,” he said, as he
(d a check to a San Francisco cred-
“it can’t be denied that I am able
ike a little money go a long way.”
Icsgo Evening Journal.
SOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
ttle Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
See F ac- SI mile Wrapper Below.
*T email and a* easy
to Kkf as RU^ar.
dtcd ' o FOR
F0S HEADACHE«
M t ADACHL
R! tlAO FOR
FOR
ITTLE
IVER FOR
PILLS. FOR
FOR
FOR
DIZZINESS,
Il L1OUSHES J.
TORPID LIVER.
CONSTIPATION.
SALLOW SKIN.
THE COMPLEXION
OBMVIXB MustsarMyl.A-vs«. - .
I
-- ----------- -»■
Purely V»feta>f
I. MMML.il
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
BROME GRiSSSSS
The other ufght au Irishman accost­
ed a geutleman on the street with a
request for the time. The geutleman.
suspecting that I’at wished to snatch
his watch, gave him a «tinging rap
on the nose, with the remark: “It ha»
just struck one.” “Be jabers,” re­
torted I’at, “Ol'm glad Ol didn't ax
yees an hour ago!”
It Is related that a certain promi­
nent politician recently left his um­
brella in the stand at his hotel In
Washington. D. C., with the following
Inscription attached to it: “This utu-
I brella belongs to a man who can deal
a blow of two hundred and fifty
pounds weight. I shall be back in
ten minutes.” On returning to seek
his property he found In Its place a
I card thus Inscribed: “This card was
• left by a man who can run twelve
miles an hour, I shall not be back.”
During an engagement in the Trans­
vaal war General De Wet was amused
by a Jew who came up to a burgher
who was lying behind a stone on a
piece of ground where bowlders were
scarce. "Sell me that stone for half
a crown?” whined the Jew. "Get out!”
the Boer cried, “I want It myself.” “I
will give you fifteen shillings." inslst-
I ed the Jew. De Wet adds that al­
though the Boer had never before pos­
sessed anything that had risen in value
with such surprising rapidity, at that
moment he was anything but ready to
drive a bargain with the Jew. and
without any hesitation he positively
declined to do business.
It Is said that during the civil war
Wendell Phillips was spending a day
at a hotel In Springfield. Mass., when a
“copperhead" guest entered Into a con­
versation with him. uot knowing who
he was. After violently anathematiz­
ing all abolitionists, and especially Mr.
Phillips, the gentleman added: “And.
by the way, I see that Wendell Phil­
lips’ name is on the hotel register.”
"Yes,” said the latter, with an air of
utter unconcern; “I wrote It there.”
Mrs. Bowen, wife of Herbert W.
Bowen, United States Minister to Ven­
ezuela, who Is acting as Venezuelan
commissioner, was, before she was
married, a Galveston girl. Their wed­
ding took place in Caracas, and soon
afterward, it is said, a revolutionary
army and a government army met by
chance on a mountain behind the Unit­
ed States legation, which is located In
the environs of Caracas. When the
Mausers began to pop and the flash of
the rifles showed red on the verdant
hillside, Mrs. Bowen rushed out to the
piazza, where Mr. Bowen, long before
inured to the warfare of the caliber
continuously served up In Venezuela,
was unconcernedly puffing a cigar.
"Why, what is the matter?” she asked,
and glanced apprehensively toward the
sound of firing. “Oh, only a battle.”
Mr. Bowen replied. “But are we not
in danger?” Mr. Bowen assured her
of the mild nature of the battles, and.
although ft wns the first time she had
been “under fire.” she returned com­
placently to her needlework and never
after allowed the scares about Ven
ezuelnn “wars” and “battles” to per­
turb her.
So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of
325 So. College St., Nashville,
Tenn., of Lydia E. Pinkham'«
Vegetable Compound.
Never in the history of medicine ha*
the demand for on. particular remedy
for female diseases equalled that at­
tained by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. and never
during the lifetime of this wonderful
medicine has the demand for it been
so great as it is to-day.
From the Atlantic to the Pacific,
and throughout the length and breadth
of this great continent come the glad
tidings of woman's sufferings relieved
by it, and thousands upon thousands
of letters are pouring in from grateful
women saying that it will and posi­
tively does cure the worst forms of
female complaints.
Mrs. Pinkham invites nil wo­
men who are puzzled alsiiit
their health to write lierat Lynn,
Mass., for advice. Such eorrfc
spondence is seen by women only«
ami no charge is made.
Read) to Begin Studying.
“Mamma,” said Reginald, “we bail
historc today and the teacher said we
should study the Greeks.”
“Then do so, my son,” encouraged
mamma.
“Well, mamma, the nearest Greeks
keep a candy stall, and if you’ll give
me a dime I’ll go around and study
them.”—Chicago News.
NAMES OF INDIAN YOUTHS.
Cultivation o< the Orc.
An authority on the orchid
President Rooeevelt Hue Plac.d Check amateur cultivator ofteu fail
Upen an Absurd Practice.
through want ot attei
One reform In the conduct of the In much
through over attention and a
dlan bureau which has t>een lnaugu- of nature and her laws.
! rated by President Roosevelt will re­
“ I was very poorly and could
ceive universal approval. He has re- I RITO r«rma, n, r...-a so n«« er «.. .«n.w
hardly get about the bouse. 1 was
eently Issued an order regarding the Ilia art-r -, ,i la« - — .t l«r XI a-'-t.r-al N«re
tired out all the time. Then 1 tried
rar Seu.l 'or FK El. 92.00 '-«lai
an iUxal
names given to ludtana tn schools and a«u.
•a. 11S.H U Kusa-LU U. arcbsU FUüaaoptua.Fa
Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and it onlv
on the official records. It Is well |
took two bottles to make me feel
Justifiable Haughtcur.
perfectly well.” Mrs. N. S. Swin­
kuowu that the name bestowed upon
ney, Princeton, Mo.
Pauline — Have you nothing to be
the Indian on his entrance into the
vestibule of civilization is commonly proud ol?
Penelope—Yes, I’m proud that 1
Tired when you go to
a matter of foolish caprice ou the part
of some agent or teacher or other haven't any false pride.
bed, tired when you get
white person. It Is a common trick
up, tired all the time.
Plso s Cure ft a rrtnedv forcoughs, cohis
to call young Indians at school after
consumption. Try it. Price25 cents,
\v hy? Your blood is im-
I some famous or notorious persons. The and
st druggists.
i struggles of the young aborigine are
For This Runaway, $10.
, often added to by the necessity of
bearing through life the name of Otto
Chief of Police Austen, of Birming-
border line of nerve ex
Van Bismarck or George Francis Train harr , Ala., wrote to the polite of New
haustion. Take Ayer’s
or Belva Ixickwood or Carrie Nation York offering a reward of $10 for the
or some other equally well known per­ arrest of 17-year old Charles Verdell,
Sarsaparil la and be
son. Often the struggler relapses into a runaway, whom he describes as
quickly
cured.
“
knock-kneed,
and
having
flat
nose,
barbarism under the mere weight of
bumpy face and black dew stars on the
this odious necessity.
A«k your doctor what ba think« of Ayer*«
Atrsapartlla. He knows all abmit this «rand
Still other young Indians are bur­ shin of one leg.”
old family medicine Follow bl« advice and
we will te aatiafied
dened with false and ignorant English
non» ItllHT
J C atir C c , Lowell, Mui
, translations of the names given them
by their parents, like Dog That -Jumps-
We cff.r one Hundred Dollars Reward for any
Around or Hole In the l'ay (this great Fa«.'
ol « attarrb that cau uoi baeured bv Hall's
His Insomnia Completely Cared.
Indian's name should really have been t atarrb Care.
F. J. CHKNKY 4 Co , Pn>pa., Toledo, O.
“
They
tell me vou have cured your­
translated Eclipse», or Old Man Afraid-
We tbeundersigned.have luo.n F j « bener
’rth. na.t I ■ v.ar», au«t believe him p«-rfe< t.y self of chronic insomnia.”
of-Hls-Horses. and so on. With one L
hen rabie in all bu.inea. tranew-tl, n. ai ’ rin-
“Yea, I’m completely cured.”
bother and another, the young In­ ancially aMetvc.rr) outauy obligati« na made
"It must lie a great relief.”
dian's way in civilization is likely to by their firm. W wt 4 Tavax,
“Relief? I si:o lid say it was' Why-
Wholesale I'rHeglet.. Toledo,
be seriously obstructed by reason of
W a LOIM. K. sssn A M.KVIN,
I lie awake half the night thinkit g
bls name. And even if he Is given a
W hole-ale lircgg »«., Toledo O.
aiatarrh lure
.acting how 1 used to suffer from it.”
Hall*.Catarrh
1'nre is taken internally
internally,aetinr
simple and reasonable English name nan
on the blood and nmcou» Rurface-of
it often happens that a different sur­ directly
tke ------------
system. Price
75e p, r bon:«
bold Sy»U
-----------
'
Mothers will Bno Mrs. Winslow's Sooth.
name Is given to each one of the chil­ Iruzmsta. Tt-atlmonial. fr«-«-.
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
Hall'. Family Pill, are the beat.
dren of the same parents a process
Jhlloren during tbe teething period.
which results In confusion In matters
Great Saving of Electricity.
of Inheritance and paves the way for
Squeaky.
A novel scheme has recently been
much litigation.
A little three-year-old miss while her
evslved by which a train will not only
Tbe President now desires that chil­ l>e lighted by electricity, but the power mother was trying to got her to sleep
dren who enter schools or go upon the will be obtained by a rotary fan at­ became interested in a peculiar UOÍM
agents' rolls shall, whenever It Is prac- tached to the front end of the locomo- and asked what it was.
“A cricket, dear," replied
I ticable, preserve as given names the t ve. Teets have shown that on an
Indian names that have been given average train five cars can be illumi­ mother.
“Well," remarked the little
them, but shall receive as a surname nated in a night, ami that the liatteiy
the name of their father. This intro­ in the morning will have nearly its “he ought to get himself oiled.
Young People's Paper.
duces a new principle. The Indians maximum charge of electricity.
have never had patronymics. They
have had matronymlcs—clan names
and family names but designation has
seldom run with them in tbe paternal
line.
With the old aurety,
THE LABORER AND HIS HIRE.
Millionair« Who Always Pay« W lien
Work la Done.
ccn T umpt !
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
toot of Morrison Street.
Can
you the best bargain« In Boilers
and Engines.
indmiUs, Cum px and ««ens-
ntl Mm • ...-
I
a
specialty
• us U’ re buying.
BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
Kf you haven't a regular, heal!hr movement of tM
bowel« every duy. you're alck.« r will be Keep you«
bowel® open And be well. L-r
in theshapeof
Violent physic or pill poi&on. 1» danuvroua. l'h«
nmootheat enxleot. inoat perfect way of keepiug tbtt
flow els clear and clvau tv talio
CANDY
CATHARTIC
Never Bicken, weaken,
for free nanip.'e. aud booklet on bealtb. Addreta
»Ur'iiig Basedv Cospiay,
loatraal,
Y«rk. a
16251746
St. Jacobs Oil
"Never allow a workman to go away
to cure
without his pay when it 1» due,” was
the motto of a mllllouulre, one of the
How It May Be Done.
SHOW
UNION MADE
“Do you think it is really possible members of a firm of jewelers. The
Mf. L. Douglaa makea and aellj
to support a family on 110 a week?” Philadelphia Evening Telegraph ex­
mor9 mai’a Goodyear Welt (Hand-
Seared Prooeeel skoea than any other
said the woman with a worried look in plains In the jeweler's own words bow
Prie«, 35c* and JOc
manufacturer In the world.
I he came to adopt the rule.
her eye.
$25,000 REWARD
When
1
first
lived
in
Philadelphia
i
“Certainly,” answered the business­
will be paid to anyone who
can disprove thia atnteruent.
like friend. “The experiment [may le many years ago, he said, it was a '
Because YV. L. Douglas
made quite remunerative if one only dreadful struggle to keep myself and
lathe largest manufacturer
has the knack of writing magazine ar­ wife and five children. We lived In
ho can buy cheaper and
one room, the seven of us. Once in a
ticles about it.”—Washington bur.
produce hla shoes nt a
Boys’ and Youths
while I got work to do at home nights,
lower cost than other con­
which enables him
and finally we rented two rooms on a ,
Jack Knife Shoes 1 cerns,
A Oood Description.
to sell shoes for $3.00 and
first
floor
down
the
street.
We
lived
Speaking of a fat man, George Eliot
Ask your dealer for the Jack 4 $3.00 equal in every
Knife Shoe. Every boy gets a j way to those sold else­
said: “At first glance be appeared to In tbe rear room. The front room wns '
pocket knife with his pair of J where for SI and $6.00.
coneist of two spheres, bearing ab>ut a shop, which my wife tended In the
The Doutrlaa ■•crat prr>-
daytime,
and
where
I
did
such
repnlr
.
shoes. Best wearing shi es. Razor « cbm of taunln< th« bottom sole« produces abso­
the game relation to each other as the
pure laathfii ; mor« flexible and will wear
steel knives.
1 I lutely
work
us
I
could
get
to
do
nights.
It
lon«r»»r than any other tunniig« tn the world.
sun and the moon, tbe lower one being
The Biklt'R have mor« than doubled the pnRt four
about thirteen times larger than the was a hard struggle. There wasn't I KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-89 First St., Portland, Or. 1 year«,
which prove« ita aufierlority. Why not
give W. L. Douglua ah<»<»« atriul nnd luve monoy.
other, which naturally performed the much to eat sometimes, and paying the
Notice
I nrrriufi O rb « Males: 91B,HOtt.ltMH,
rent was always n fearful effort.
Ill lliishrt'sai tlMSHaltf«: !$.*»,0'44,840,00
function of a satellite.”
A gain of ••.««<». Atttt.Ttt in Four Tears.
One time during this period a mill­
W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT IDOI LINK,
ionaire dropped into my shop and ask­
..Scarcely a Day..
Worth $6.00 Compared with Other Makes.
SUCCEEDING IN LIFE.
ed me to go to his house, get a «'ertaln 1
Thu bast Imported and American leathsrs, Hsyl*»
Pakaea but we are called upon to perform
Patant
Calf, Enamd, Box Calf, Calf, Vici Kid, Corona
Rome dittirult fleutal <i|>eratl<>n that is
French clock, and repair it. The rent '
Colt, and National Kangaroo. Fast Color Eyslats.
Wise Bros., of Portland, Say Good Teett
the direct resultof neglecting the teeth.
I was due In three days, writh six dol-
Psntlnn • The «enufne have W. L. DOUGLAS
We cannot urge too strongly the benefit
are Most Important.
UOUIIUII a name and price «tamp««l on bottom.
and economy of coURulting h dentiHt at
I lnrs still lacking of the sum necessary .
Whnt Maw Says.
Short bp mail, V>e. rxfra. Hint. ('<italog frrr.
the
very
first
sign
of
tooth
trouble
At
Never before has there lieen so much to pay it. I tramped out and got the
UOLOLAI. MMQ4 MTO.\, MAAS.
the start these trouble« arc corrected
Maw says I'll never 'mount to much.
quickly and at small coat. Dur methods
attention paid to personal ap|>earance J clock, and spent most of the next two :
An' gen’rally maw's right.
are pain let*« and our work guaranteed
as now.
nights in repairing it. On the evening
I never seem to git in touch
Both phone«: Oregon South 2291;
Columbia 869.
open evening« till y
The universal prosperity of the na­ of the third day I tramped back to his
With things, jest like 1 might.
Sunday
« from 9 to 12.
Maw says to me the other day;
tion at large seems to emphasize tbe house, carrying the thirty-pouml clock,
(Maw's sixty—in her prime)
importance of success, and the ap;*ear- which I delivered safely to tbe butler.
Ur. I . r. Wl«o
"What makes you fool your time away ance of success. Pleasing dress, im­ In about a quarter of an hour he re­
30«. 209.
_ . 2IU, 211. 212, 21», Falling Hldg
A-fishin' all the time?”
< or. Third and Waahlnglou SM.
maculate linen, being well-groomed, turned and handed me a twenty-dollar WISE BROS., Dentists
PORTLAND. OKBOON
and above all showing a fine set ot bill, from which I was expected to glvo
Maw says to me: “How old be you?”
white
teeth,
are
absolutely
essential
to
him
thirteen
dollars
change,
niy
bill
I sorter hung my head.
The Difference.
With a Little Whiskey.
I
tbe man or woman who desires to be being seven dollars. 1 had to return It,
You know I'm nearly forty-two,
’
94
—
What
are
you
running
for,
I
«mon
juice may do to destroy ty-
considered
anybody.
An' Maw knows, too. She’s fed
as I had no money. He left the room
Setting aside the great question of again, and shortly returned and told Wally? You must be training for a phoid fever germs in water until some
An' clothed me now for quite a spell.
scientist rises to tell us what sort
the convenience and utility of goo«J me that his master would call next sprint.
and
1 never earned a dime.
Alcohol, l lrKt
Montgomery St»
'93—Nope; just sprinting fora train. deadly germs infest lemon juice.
teeth, and the pain always involved morning and pay the bill. 1 was shown
A feller can't do nothin' well,
IHJRTLANÜ,
OR.
— Cornell Widow.
A-fishin’ all the time.
Opium,
when they are neglected, it is better by out
For Monument to Z.ols.
far to take good care of the teeth mere­
The millionaire didn't call for a
Tobacco
Identified by Tattoo Marks.
Some day Um goin’ to go to work.
I The Emile Zola literary and benevo­
ly as a wise policy in life helping you week, but the landlord wasn't behind
lent
association
of
New
York,
organized
An’ make a lot o’ money.
Tell-tale
tattoo
marks
recording
their
Using X*
to snccr-eJ. What look worse than yel­
Well, say, you needn’t smile an’ smirk: low, dirty or misshapen teeth? Noth­ a minute. We gave him al! the money constany in love identified two prison­ with the consent of the French novelist,
we had, but still owed him three dol­ ers in North f-ondon rec«-ntly as desert­ four years ago st the time of his de­
It ain’t so got derned funny.
Wor-r folks than me has made their pile, , ing, save it 1« unsightly holes calling lars. It was a week before any of us ers. “I love fxittie Barton,” confess««! fense of Capt. Dreyfus, will give a P. N
attention to the absence of teeth. This seven had a square meal again. 1 shall
An’ loafin’ ain’t no crime.
practical consi<leration of good looks in never forget the dreadful unhappiness the left arm of one, while the other week's fair at the Grand Central palace
An' when I'm rich I'll rest awhile.
man Imre the initial letters of the in Novemtier to raise funds for a monu­
man, ami beauty in woman, is the chief
All’ fish the whole demed time.
I experienced during my return from name of the object of his affections.
ment to Zola.
cause
why
modern
dentists
are
increas
­
—Leslie’s Monthly.
the millionaire's bouse; and 1 never
ing their practice a thousand fold.
.Might Have Been Worse.
To meet the awakening of people to let a workman whom I owe go unpaid
An Englishman was traveling from this growing necessity of keeping the a single hour after his money Is due.
London to Edinburgh In a first-class teeth in good order, dental surgery has
A Hasty-l.unt-h Education,
compartment, which he was fortunate taken great strides in advance. No
There Is much discussion nowadays
in having all to himself. In the bliss better example of the completely equip­ of the proposition to shorten the course
of perfect privacy he had spread his ped, highest-grade dental office could In our colleges to three or even to two
belongings out all over the carriage­ be cited than that of the famous Wise years. To those who know that tbe
bags. coat, hat. umbrella, luncheon Bros., in tbe Failing Building, Port­ benefit of a college course '» uot so
basket—occupying every inch of the land, Oregon. A visit to this establish­ much In passing a certain number of
sitting accommodation. Just as the ment the next time you are in Porilami subjects as In living a certain length
train wns leaving the station at New­ will show you tbe truth of what is here of time In a university atmosphere, the
castle a t>lg. broad-shouldered, well-to- said. Wise Brothers receive callers Idea of cutting anything off from the
do cattle salesman, panting hard after and tell them what is necessary to do regular four years, except for a few
The Kind Yon Have Always Bought, and which haa been
a race to the station, opened the car­ to their teeth, and the expense, before «•ger and brilliant students, is sapor-
in use for over 30 years, han borne the signature of
riage door and jumped in. He flopped you start the work. All dental work fl rial and unconvincing.
down on the seat opposite to the Eng­ «lone by this firm is absolutely painless,
— and has been made under bis pcr-
President Wood row Wilson of
lishman. and immediately, feeling that and tbe charges are extremely moder­ Princeton la credited with the witty
AXcgetable Prepar.Uixin for As -
fional supervision since its infancy.
there was something between him and ate. It costs nothing to investigate the remark, “I cannot imagine how any­
similaiing tttefoodandllegula-
Allow no one todecei ve you In this.
ting the htoiondts and Bowels of
the cushion, pulled out from under him matter for yourself, anyway.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good” are but
body who ever saw a sophomore coul«l
You can rest assured, at all events,
a silk hat, crushed flat A look of an­
Experiments that trlile with and endanger the health of
a
now-a-days, that a woman, or a man, ever thing of graduating one in that
guish was on the Englishman’s face.
condition.”
in tin it. ami Children—Experience aguiuat Experiment.
who
allows
his,
or
her,
teeth
to
be
an
• I'm sure." he said, "you might
That la a way of putting It that will
eyesore
to
everyone
they
meet,
will
not
have been a little more careful! You
appeal to college men. The president
Promotes Di^cstion.Chperful-
might have looked before you sat have half a chance to succeed in life.
of Oberlin College bit the mark w«th a
ness and Rest .Contains neiihtr
down.”
different sort of projectile, but he bit It
Uptum.Morphine nor Mut'ral.
Join the Pretzel Varnishers’ Lnkin.
"Ay. I'm rale sorry.” said the burly
In tbe center.
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
N ot N ah cotic .
Hsn«>ver
—
I
Dever
fee
you
at
work
cattleman, "but It micht ha’ been
A student asked him if he could not
goric, Drops and Hoothlng Nyrups. It is Pleasant. It
nows«iays, Milletr?
waur!”
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other NareotiO
Millett—No, I ws> thrown out ol sdvaDtageously take a shorter course
• How could It possibly have been
»sAMtiinTcmt
than that prescrltied by the currtculnin.
•utwtaaee. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worm«
worse?" retorted the Englishman, gaz employment when the fashion of col­
“Oh, yes," answered the prrsld<-nt.
and allays Feverishness. It cures Dlarrhtra anti Wind
oring
meerschaums
went
out.
—
Boston
Ing ruefully at bls headgear
“That dependa on what you wn.it to
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Consti|Mttiou
-It micht ha' been ma aln bat!" was Transcript.
make of yourself When God wants to
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, rcgalates the
the reply______________
make
an
oak.
He
takes
a
handred
{
World’s Largest Organ.
RtonuM It and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
No« Quite W het He Meant.
Tbe largest organ is in Sydney town years; but when He wants to make a
Tbe Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
The man who thought he bad the hall. It has 10,000 pipes, 120 »pt-sk-j s>)uasb He takes but six months.”
knack of saying pleasant things calcu ing stop. ami i« blown by a 15-horw
Profit In Fir Trees.
A perfrrl Remedy forConstipn J
lated to warm the cockles of the oldest power gas engine.
A few years ago the balsam flr tree
i Tion. Sour St'inwli IliTrrtsxvi 1
heart was revisiting the town In which
was considered one of tbe most worth­
Worms .Convulsions .Fewrish |
he bad spent a summer twenty years
Not Well Received.
less of f'/rewt trees, but since the
nrss and L ohh of SLFF.P.
I fort*.
Sunday School Teacher (poetically)—
-rm Mis* Mears I didn't know as Yas, heaven sends the l«aatiful snow growth of the Christmas tree Industry
Fac Simile Stgnnt'jre of
It has taken on an added value. The '
you recall me.” said a coquettish eld j
and the erystal ice
contractors pay from three to four
erly spinster, approaching him In the
Tommy—Yes, I told pa «1st when he cents apiece for the larger ones. This
post office the day after his arrival.
NEW YIIHK.
d
1 The ready heart-warmer turned with i slipped down «1« other mornin* an’ b« price seems Inalgnlfl« ant when taken
Alb t it <> $ 11«»Id,
licked me.
alone,
but
when
It
Is
considered
that
•
. « nest beaming smile and wrung h. r |
J j Dost s - ÎJC I M S
from S.'JOO to 4.000 trees will grow .n
band.
Definite.
an acre and that tbe trees can be
••Recall you7’ be echoed, reproachful
Two colors«! women met on tbe cor- i
,, a ® If one could help it, M. m ner, and the following dialogue took raised on land worthless for anything
else. It Is a different st«>ry.
KXMT COPT OP WWA.PCR
xf»*an*' Why. you are one of the land­
In Use For Over 30 Years.
place:
marks of the tow#T________
When some people want to praise a
VM« «««rVKM«
“Hullo, f ile’ »bar yo' gwine?”
“I ain't gwine nowha; I'se jes' bin baby, they say. "Why. yon woultJn't
After air pesce 1. about the only
know there was a baby in tbe b .use.”*
wha’ I’se gwine.” —to umbia Jester.
tbiD< worth flguuutf *ur.
Lumbago and Sciatica
“Keeley
What is CASTOR IA
! Harditst Known
f | U (IT |l U
Ao Ideal Woman's Medicine.
rags Is wonderful in a
inestinU.S.M^3 ^der
»vered in yonr town.
G. IM
S. Front
MANN,
the SEEDMAN.
St.. Portland. Oregon
WiU alar, «end you at nme time «am-
«ad price« of my great «peclaluea.
GENUINE
//
CASTORI A
ALWAYS
The Kind You Have Always Bought
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