twlngs with every wind that blow»
ir change» with each chaugiug tide,
, the harbor of .ucce»»
li, craft will never guide.
. COMPLETION OE THE GREAT MI E OAM.
ARITHMETIC BY MACHINERY,
I LET US ALL LAUGH. !
Invariably Ro,
"Human nature's a queer thing, es
pecially female human nature."
"Wliat are you thinking about now?"
The stereotyped remark about some
“For instance, if a young man tells
of our modern machinery having al JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA.
.1 girl, any girl, that she's altogether
RIOUS HUMORISTS.
vugh »torm or »hlne, ’gainst wiud and
most human intelligence ga'ns new
different from her slaters she always
Harper and Brothers announce Song«
wave,
force as the result of the Invention
takes
it
as
a
compliment.
”
—
Philadel
of
Two Centuries, a new book of
Pith never lagring courage he
of a Louisville man. A. C. Schuman, Pleaaa.it Iucident» Occurring the
phia Press.
IHieius. by Will Carleton, author of
st steer hi» vessel ever on.
of 5<lo ---- street, that city, has been
World Over— Say ing» t hat Are Cheer
traigbt over life's rough sea.
1 Farm Ballads, Farm Festivals, City
An Original Idea.
granted patents on au adding machine
ful to Old or Young Funny Selec
Ballads, etc.
“
Has
Mr.
Wlshlngton
any
original
that computes all four sums In arith tion» that You Will Enjoy.
breast the storm, the winds defeat,
The authorship of Little Breeches,
Ideas?"
metic-addition. subtraction, division
■he waves o’ercome—this is to wiu.
“line." answered Miss Cayenne; "the written by Hon. John Hay, was fre-
aud multiplication.
0 labors thus will hear at last
Two brothers went to the same |
'he summons: “Enter in. '
Mr. Schuman has already gained school. They were absent about a idea that his views are original is ex quently attributed to tbe late Bret
-Los Angeles Herald.
more than local distinction by his In fortnight, and then oue returned alone. J clusively his own."—Washington Star. Harte. A young lady once said to him:
| "I am highly pleased to meet you.
vention In the field of applied me “Where Is your brother Thomas?”
Why They Are Not Visible.
Mr. Harte. I have read all your poems.
chanics.
I.lttle Willie- Bay, pa, what becomes but enjoyed Little Breeches the most."
' asked the master.
The manipulation of the Invention
of
the
fll<>«
in
winter?
"Please, sir. he's laid up with a
| “Pardon me, madam.” said Harte,
Involves no mental arithmetical calcu- spralued arm. We were trying to see
l'a 1 suppose the airship Inventors I "but you have put the Little Breeches
THE ASSOUAN DAM, SHOWING 5 OF THE 108 SLUICE GATES.
tlon to assist in the working The which could lean out of the window use them in their business, my atm.
HE great Assouan dam—boon for Egypt and one of the most wonder
on the wrong man."
process is as nearly a mechanical ope i farthest, and Tommy won."—Youth'«
ful achievements of man has been completed aud dedicated. The ration as possible.
Kindred
Blessing».
Anna Katherine Green lias stipu
- HE whir of the machinery grew
! Companion.
Assouan dam and the Assiout barrage are monuments to British en
"Here is a letter from a lawyer," said lated that the heroine In her new
The adding machines now In use are
dim in the ears of Sturdy Mc- gineering skill and progressive policy. These great works, which have cost
his wife, 'who says that your uncle story. In Leslie's Monthly, should
No Hope.
built for processes of addition alone.
• Quinn. Not that It had stopped,
between $100,000,000 and $126,000,000, will systematize Irrigation. Impart It Is possible, however, to use them for
has died and left you $10.000."
Stnlgga
—
Why
so
melancholy?
1 neither lie dressed by the artist In
t the buzzing In his ears made it security to crops and stability to harvests, and widen the area of Nile lands
"For these and other kindred bless shirt waists nor bear any resemblance
Jiggs—My wife got a divorce the oth
simple
subtraction.
When
Mr.
Schu
ini far away.
under cultivation.
Ings." murmured the dominie, "let us to the Gibson girl type. “Let us have
man. some time ago. turned bls atten er day.
The wonderful, almost human type-
The Assouan dam Is one and one-fourth miles long and will hold the tlon to computing machinery be in
tie devoutly thankful.'' New York some good old fashioned types nt love
Smlggs
—
Well,
you
ought
to
be
happy.
ting machine at which he sat, was water 347.0 feet above the level of the Mediterranean. The dam la pierced
Times.
Jiggs—Yes, but I've married agaiu.
ly women." she says. “There can l>e
tloulcss, awaiting the lightning by 180 openings, each twenty-three feet high and seven feet wide. Each vented two machines.
no picturesqueness. and but little ro
One of these Is an adding machine
They Are Centime,
ich of his Angers. So Is the great sluice Is fitted with steel gates, adjustable at will, so as to enable the watet
"Aren't these rare days?” asked the mance, where there Is a shirt waist."
and typewriter combined, suitable for
)»lly" born each day to live and die,
to go In and out. An idea of the Immensity of the labor Involved In the making out Itemized bills aud the like.
We are inclined to tlilnk that the Sum
poet.
fore the setting of the sun.
construction may be obtained from the fact that the foundations of some of
"Sure," said the practical man. "but ! mer girl, at least, will dispute Mrs.
Che clamor of the newsboys outside the sluices go seventy five feet below the ordinary rock surface. The Nile This machine which was the flrst one
in a few days they will be so rare that Green's theory.
>ant that it was almost 12, time for will be held up by a dam 100 feet thick at the base and the valley above it patented by Mr. Schuman, only com
they will tie absolutely raw."—New
Baron Tauchnltz. the Gorman pub-
putes
sums
in
addition.
> first edition. They had finished will be flooded for fifty miles.
York Times.
Usher, has made an Interesting con-
The machine which is available for
iir crap game and were jabbering in
1 he experts, by way of comparison, calculate that the reservoir will hold
( fess loti
When the suggestion was
my keys and tongues.
A motley
A Particular Lady.
water enough for a year's full supply for every town and village In the all our processes of computation is 11m
Miss Nurich—1 thiuk I'll take this made to him that his terms to writers
w, Indeed, like none since the Tower I nited Kingdom. The engineering works also Include an o|>en weir or bar lted as to typewriting facilities. The
bracelet. You're sure it’s made of re might lie improved upon be answered
Babel.
rage at Assiout. a long way down the Nile, by which the distribution of the change from one form of calculation
by showing that the circulation of
to
another
means
only
the
shifting
of
lined gold?
relief
as
he
Sturdy heaved a sigh of
water from the great reservoir Is secured over a large area.
txxiks published by him is much small
a bar and the turning of a crank so
Jeweler—Certainly.
lshed the last word of a long col-
many times.
Miss Nurich Because I do detest er than is generally supposed. A sale
in, for the click of the keys made
of 3,000 copies is fair, and $5,000 is
The odd part of this uncanny ma
anything that isn't refined.
u nervous, for the flrst time in the
very good, while a circulation of 10.-
chine Is that it computes sums in five
ny years he had been sitting at the
All New.
000 has been obtained only in six cases
or six figures more quickly than the
ne machine.
“The way you're describing the dif out of 800 in the last ten years.
shorter ones. This Is due to the me
Ie had done Ids work faithfully, but
ferent places to me." said the tourist,
chanical
construction.
In
division
the
Clara Louise Burnham, whose Chris
lessly. for a week past. Yes. it was
"If youse married a title, Florinda,
fractional remainder Is always set would youse riulder be a dukess or a "you evidently consider me a stranger tian Science novel. The Right Princess,
it a week to-night. How long a week
here.”
down with the answer.
has recently been issued by Houghton,
iy seem when you must watch each
earless?”
“Av course, sor," replied the sour- Mifflin A Co., is a daughter of the
"I
applied
for
patents
on
both
ma
wn.
“1 t'lnk I'd radder be a coal baron looklng driver.
chines at about the same time, but the ess."
late George F. Root, one of the most
The foreman noticed this change and
“What makes you think I’ve never popular of American song writers.
letters on the simple machine were i
mdered. Sturdy h'ad been his right
been
here
before
T
’
granted first.” said Mr. Schuman. "The '
Comparison.
Mrs. Burnham was born in Newton,
nd man through many years of
“The fact that no wan iver comes but when she was nine years old the
Giles—That fellow Borern reminds
machine which computes all sums was
rveracking work, never missing a
back that's been here afore.’’—Phila family removed to Chicago, which has
me of a mosquito.
Invented before the other."
y, and always willing to share the
delphia Press.
Mlles-
How's
that?
Mr.
Schuman
Is
assisted
by
his
son
since lieen her home. The decision of
rden of Ills overwrought chief,
Giles He isn't very dangerous, but
lined to Cramped Qnarter».
George Schuman. Between them they
the reviewers to whom she submitted
ere was something so reassuring
awfully
annoying.
Husband
(Inspecting
house
and
lot
have
done
some
remarkable
work.
For
her stories was unfavorable, but that
big
man's
calm
voice;
the
out this
with a view to purchase)—The lot is did not deter her from trying again. A
the Nazareth Academy Mr. Schuman
io of a self-reliant and resource-
First Past the Post.
furnished a planetarium and a tele Client—How about that account 1 absurdly small, my dear—scarcely big poem sent to Wide Awake was her
nature.
enough for a flower bed.
scope. The planetarium shows the po left with you to collect on shares?
first accepted work, nnd No Gentlemen
>o one dreamed of associating senti
Wife (fresh from tint)—Er-couldn’t was her first novel.
sition
of
all
the
Inner
plants
for
the
Collection Agent—Oh, I collected my
nt with the homely, quiet type-
century Just closed, recording transits half all right, but it's simply Impossi we have a folding flower bed?- Smart
Mark Twain is one of the many long
ter. but Sturdy was In love,
Set.
and eclipses. The telescope, which has ble to collect yours.
suffering authors who are continually
love, as only a man of his shy, re-
an equatorial mounting. Is an unusual
in receipt of letters containing re
A Difference.
ved temperament can be; with a
The Exception.
ly good one.
Mrs. Jones—A bachelor has no ex- quests for favors. He is under the im
■ved temperament can be; with a
Another of Mr. Schuman's achieve Mlles I wonder if animals are hap cuse for living.
pression that when people find time
eplng lees of Ills heart.
ments,
says the Louisvllle-Courier py?"
Mr. Jones Of course not; but a mar- hanging henvlly on their (lands they
l week had passed since that mls-
Giles—I guess so—with the possible rled man lias to have two or three a sit down and write a letter to him
Journal, was made in the line of cog
ible night when Mary had told him
and thread cutting machinery. He has exception of the mule, lie's a chronic week. Judge.
asking for something. “In my Judg
;y must part. She didn't love him.
built a machine which will cut any re kicker, you know.
ment," he said recently, "no compli
d never would, so It wasn’t right
quired number of cogs on a wheel of
ment
has the slightest vnlue when it
Coni
pliment.
• them to see each other any more,
SCENE ALONG THE NILE RIVER.
any given dimension. The tbreadcutter
is charged for, yet I think I never got
She—You are always saying such
ley were sitting on a bench In the
can be adjusted so as to cut from 100 clever things.
one unaccompanied by the bill. The
rk. How well he remembered every
A puzzled expression spread over his
Dear Sir—We take pleasure in send threads to the Inch to one thread In
latest letter Mr. Clemens has received
He—Of course. When you are pres
tall. The purr of the summer breeze
Is something in the nature of a climax.
the trees, the stray curl that brushed face as he heard his absent typeset ing you the enclosed check for $.">00, 12 inches, on a rod one-quarter of an ent 1 nm forced to think of something
A school teacher asks for his portrait
i cheek; the dainty hat, and pretty ter's embarrassed request that he come in acknowledgment of your 15 years of Inch In diameter. Only a mechanic clever.
can appreciate the Importance of these
In oil. “There is nothing we would
islln dress, and Mary’s voice, almost down to the district police station. A faithful service on our paper.
No Chance for Argument.
We trust you will soon recover from machines or the difficulties surmounted
appreciate so much," wrote this ad
sob. as she laid her hand on bls cab was soon speedily covering the
“You were always a fault tinder,"
mirer. "It could be used for years
»ad, strong shoulder, and asked him distance, and the newspaper man was your slight illness, and report for work In building them.
said the angry better half.
and years in the school." The fact
forgive her for making him so un- received with great deference at head as usual, with an advance of $5 a week
“1 plead guilty,” calmly rejoined the
quarters. Yes; the prisoner had vio in salary.
We remain, very truly
that it would cost the author a thou-
«2?
wr-
husband. “I certainly found you."
sand dollars or so enlered nowhere In
tVas there any one else, he had ask lently assaulted a man, without prov yours.
THE EVENING TELEGRAPH.
the calculation of the correspondent.
? No. it was only her duty to him, ocation. Of course, if he was a friend
Better Start.
Husband—Where do you want to go?
E. IL Whitcomb, Proprietor.
"Didn't you want to get off at 42d
' whom she cartel so much, but not of Mr. Stevens it would be all right;
Wife—Oh, I don’t know—anywhere
Living on Ships Ashore.
—Buffalo News.
street?" Inquired the officious passen where I can spend money.
lte enough. Sturdy had taken the in fact, he could go right along with
An Interesting feature of English
him
now.
>w silently, as all brave men meet
The Russian mercantile marine con ger.
"But I thought you wanted
coasts where there is plenty of ship
Open to Persuasion.
The culprit was summoned and
“Wtim-wuw-wuw-whv, yeh yeh-yeh,” change?”—Smart Set,
le, but Mary had to almost lead him
sists of 745 steamers and 2,293 sailing
ping la furnished by the cheery bouiea
"Is
your
husband
a
strong-willed
blinked
sheepishly
out
of
two
very
vessels.
i
began
Stutterton
painfully.
me. for this crumbling of tenderly
made in tbe hulks of vessels before
man?" asked Mrs. Sampson of her
black
eyes
at
his
chief,
who
was
laugh
Had No Use for Him.
“Well, you'd better begin to tell the
trlshed hopes had made the trees
Three thousand newspapers and one
they fall Into the hands of the
nelghltor, Mrs. Towne. After a mo
“
Why
didn't
you
let
our
friend
conductor
to
stop.
We're
at
34th
street
nee and the walk evade him. They ing heartily.
thousand letters are received by King
breakers, whole families living In
ment’s reflection Mrs. Towne replied.
“
What
has
come
over
my
steady
Schulze
into
the
club?
He
comes
from
now.
”
—
Philadelphia
Press.
id good-bye at the gate. Just as they
them for years at a stretch. Not far
“I don’t know,” she said, dubiously. Edward every day.
But
a good family, and Is very wealthy.”
d done many times a week for two right-hand man, I wonder?”
I Ji st year sixty ocean-going steamer»
"I always thought he was, but the oth
Unlonbtedly,
Sturdy
was
being
piloted
out
to
the
Millionaire's Son Yes, that’s so; but from a watering place near the mouth
trs.
er day he went Into a department store were engaged exclusively in the ba "Manners make the man," remarked he made his money himself.—Fllegende of the Thames a vessel of consider
lot that night, nor the next, did cab and had no time to explain.
the dispenser of ancient proverbs.
able size, that was one stormy night
to get a new rug for the sitting room, nana trade.
At
the
entrance
they
almost
col
Blaetter.
ardy realize It was to be for always,
“
That,
”
rejoined
the
cynical
person,
cast high and dry and on a pretty even
because
he
said
he
wouldn't
go
an
Novel
firsts
Id-to-the-injured
boxes
d that the little house he had se- lided with a young girl, looking very other day with our old shabby one.
An Kuthuataatlc Ruoter.
“explains some men's underdone condi
keel on the sands, has now within It
are
to
be
scattered
in
the
streets
of
much
embarrassed.
Sturdy
stopp
d.
ttly picked out, dreamed about and
"See that man in front of you?” quite n separate population of most
"He happened to get off on the wrong Paris. Outwardly the apparatus re tion.”
looked
helplessly
flrst
at
Mary,
then
whispered the fat man to the lean one respectable working jieople, who seem
irked for would never be “home."
floor, and he came home with four
A Reminder.
t home meant only a place where at his rescuer, who felt there was new-fangled flat-irons and a porcelain sembles a lamp post letter box, and it
sitting next to him on the bleachers. to get on together quite as well as do
contains
a
small
medicine
chest,
a
fold
Lives of great men all remind us
"Look at his hands. Baseball did the average Inhabitants of any city
try would be waiting for him when something very Important happening. kettle, and no sign of a rug. So you
ing stretcher and a telephone for sig
We may do great stunts as well,
"Mr. Stevens." said a sweet even voice,
t day was over.
that."
court.
see I don't quite know wliat to say naling tlie nearest ambulance station.
And, departing, leave behind us
The hands referred to were bruised
He bore the flrst two days patiently. “Sturdy and I are going to be married about him »luce then.
One most respectable looking house
Anecdotes
we
didn't
tell.
Access
to
the
box
is
gained
by
break
and
the
fingers
blistered.
Ith a sort of numb resolution, but very soon, and seeing that he 1ms been
Washington Post.
wife. who occupies, with her husband
"All he told me was that you never ing a glass panel.
with
you
for
so
long,
and
so
fond
of
"What position did be play?" whis and family, a part of this hulk, de
Hid stand It no longer. The third
knew just what you needed till you
It was disclosed by examinations
pered the thin one.
tenlng he stole up and hid in the you. I knew you would like to know.” saw It right before you."
HI» Definition.
clared that she had never In her life
made in the Washington city postoffice,
So Mary and her sadly damaged pa
"He never played.”
adow of some trees opposite her
had more comfortable or cleanly quar
covering
a
period
of
about
two
and
a
tlent
were
driven
home
In
the
cab,
When a woman has watched a hus
"But his hands?”
use, feeling like a thief, but a thief
ters. And all the hulk dwellers aver
half
months,
that
979.820
pieces
of
paid
and
Mr.
Stevens
chuckling
audibly.
"He got ’em that way cheering for a red that, so far as fresh air and
band thirty-five years, and raised a
io steals because he is hungry.
deaf mute's game.”—New York Sun.
He had not long to wait before Mary Jumped on a car. He made straight family of children, she has a right to matter and 5.1MX),OOO pieces of unpaid
henlthfulneHs went, their dwelling on
(or “franked”) matter of all classes
ossed the street, almost at his elbow, for the office of the proprietor, where be nervous.
the sands was worth a thousand of
He la Rorry Now.
went
through,
the
unpaid
matter
on
his
counsel
was
much
valued,
emerg
t did not notice the silent figure un-
"So Jarvis got his wife by adver- such slums as moat of them had been
A woman who sues for a breach of some ilavs running ns high as 135.000,
ing a few minutes latef with a letter
r the shadow of the trees.
compelled to live In previously.
tlslngt’
127.000,
128.000.
125.000
and
122,000
promise
Is
almost
ns
unpopular
as
the
In
bls
hand
which
rend:
She stopped a moment to say good-
Near the Medway are a great many
"Yes; and now he’s thinking of the
pieces,
while
the
percentage
per
day
woman
who
talks
about
her
kin.
Mr.
Sturdy
McQuinn:
e to a girl friend, then went In and
hulk dwellers who have never paid
exchange column.’’—Judge.
would
often
go
to
aliout
ninety,
crawl
letly closed the door. Just then a
any house rent for years, and most of
ing tip as high as ninety-three per cent
Boy.
in passed, looked keenly at the al
the men are genuine hard working
on
a
single
day.
and
averaging
85%
per
She—A woman la as young as she and respectable laborers. This Is ac
it watcher, as if Interested In bls
cent
every
day.
looks.
idy of the little house opposite.
counted for by the fact that the more
Of the four hundred Inscribed clay
He—Yes; but she ain't always as orderly and well-conducted of these
The dull routine of the day's work
alalia
found
In
the
ruins
of
Babylon
I little to lighten Sturdy's burden.
Hallie—What Is an orflng asylum, young as she thinks she looks.
people stick together with a common
by the expedition sent out by the Ger Horatio?
The buzzing In his head grew worse
Interest, and they very soon eject and
Perfectly
Ho,
man Oriental Society, but two have Horatio—It's a place fer kids what's
d the whir of the machinery harder
"Whatever else they may say about get rid of any riotous memtier whose
yet
been
deciphered,
one
explaining
the
bear. His nerves were overwrought
shy on ancestors, see?
Herlbbletn. he at least writes clean conduct may cause the owners of the
Babylonian cuneiform characters and
>tn lack of sleep. Another day was
bulk or the authorities to Interfere.
verse.”
Human
Mystery.
the other containing the litany chant
Bost done, a hard, trying day, and
One hulk that the writer went over
"For Instance?”
Wife
—
That
young
man
who
calls
on
ed
by
the
singers
of
the
temple
of
Esn-
was a relief to go home and be quiet,
"Well, did you ever read his soap had seen much amateur carpentering
gila on the return of the god Marduk onr daughter has me guessing?
rhe air tubes belched forth their Inst
ads
In the street cars?"—Philadelphia work In the way of matchboarding di
Husband
—
How's
that?
to bis sanctuary.
teb of “matter,” generally “ads"
visions. and there were scores of pots
Inquirer.
Wife
—
1
don't
know
whether
he
Is
llch came In late, and appear under
of flowers In or about tbe cabins.
economical
or
has
a
grudge
against
the
MERCHANTS
OF
OLD
MEXICO.
Where
He
Got
Off.
r head of “Too Late to Classify."
gas company.
First Horse Thief—What you pinch
Busy looking little boys ran In al)
Hose Cure fiir Nervousneso.
Government Controls All Bualnesa —
ed fur atealln' a champeen trotter?
rectlons, handing each man a few
Roses as a cure for many of tbe little
Operation» Public.
Was a Wedding After All.
Se, on<l Horae Thief- Naw; wiaht it aches and pains of life are advocated
flhbled sheets. Sturdy absently took
The government of Mexico exercises
Ada (pensively)—! hope you'll Invite
i share and began to play the keys
a somewhat paternal control over the me to the wedding when you get mar wan. I stole a automobile and couldn’t by those who believe our mental con
YXQ O Infallible rule has yet been discovered for quieting a crying baby.
get three mile an hour outer tbe ma dition has much to do with our physi
fore him.
doings of its merchants. Each town rled.
I ERSONAL—Will young lady in « Jtvl Complete and Instantaneous success In stilling a baby's cries under keeps a register of all mercantile Jack (boldly)—I'll Invite you before chine.
cal pains. It has been discovered that
nil conditions Is. of course, too mu< h to expect. There are a thousand
lilte dress, black hat, who parted
Government Whitewash.
a rose will cure tbe headache. Its per
bouses In its confines, giving full par I ask any one else, and If you don't
Ith friend last evening about 8, at expedients, but the general tendency is toward simple and direct methods, ticulars of the firm or corporation accept there won't lie any wedding.—
The government recipe for white fume soothes the nerves and the brain
Im and Chestnut-sts.. be at same cor- administered In a qniet manner.
wash. Which is used on lighthouses Is rested by Its color. Recline on a pil
New York News.
The new plan suggested by science for stopping the cries of a baby la to property, bow held, etc.
(r this evening at 9? Admirer.
and other government buildings where low of roses If you can. If you cannot
Each merchant Is obliged by law to
E was unusually deserted the next place the hand over the baby's mouth, causing a smothering sensation with keep at least three books, namely, a
Thoughtful.
whitewash 1s required, la said to be do thia, lie and look at a few of the
’entng out by Elm and Chestnut-sts.. which the baby will learn to associate crying, and by which means. It is book of Inventories, day book and
"Your husband appears to be such a the beat formula there Is. It 1a as fol flowers. Tie up your head with a rose
hoped,
the
habit
of
crying,
for
the
sake
of
crying
or
excitement,
may
be
tcept for a dapper young man stand-
lows: Put two pailfuls of boiling perfume If you have It, and, like tbe
ledger, writes the Dallas News. No thoughtful man."
* on the corner, gazing up at a house broken.
"Oh, he le! He never forgets to cau water in a barrel and add one half famous Ixmdon beauty, pull the flow-
erssures
are
permitted.
The
books
The cause of crying in a baby is either on account of pain or hunger. ,
ross the way. Suddenly, as if
must be balanced annually and atiow tion me about keeping down ths bouse bushel of well burned fresh quicklime. era to pieces, sniff deeply the rose, let
r,mg from the earth, a man stepped The plan suggested is merely Intended for the outcries due to the latter all obligations. They must show ex hold expenses.”- Detroit Free Press.
Put in quickly one peck of common your eyes look long at the peculiar tint
> and dealt him a stinging blow be- cause, and to babies In a normal healthful condition. When the lamentations actly what money the merchant draws
salt dissolved in hot water and cover In its depths, and cure yourself. If you
Better Left Unsaid.
re"n ,h« «yes.
It was an uneven are due to such accidental causes as the sticking in of pins or too tight out for b's private use. A penalty of
tbe barrel tightly to keep In the steam will give half an hour to this cure, you
Witless—Who Is that handsoma girl while the lime la slacking When the
m 'at from the flrst. and in less time clothes the remedy Is. of course, obvious.
will And yourself much refreshed in ev-
not
less
than
$50
nor
more
than
The
popular
plan
Is
flrst
of
all
to
divert
the
baby
at
all
costs
According
standing
near
the
piano?
*n,
takes to tell ft, the dapper
violent bubbling 1a over, stir until well cry way.—Chicago American.
Is
imposed
for
failure
to
keep
books
Mrs. Homer—That la my daughter.
'«t lay in a crumpled heap at the to the German authority the first thing to do should be to make the little In the manner prescribed.
mixed together, and If necessary add
Witless—Indeed' She doesn't resem mor» boiling water, so as to have tbe
" "f Sturdy McQuinn
one perfectly comfortable.
Had the Name Effect,
Merchants
are
also
required
to
put»-
The bolding of the baby often has as much to do with Its comfort and
A crowd had gathered at a small nr
ble you In tbe least.
hear
that Jack's fiancee has made
•I
mass
like
thick
cream,
«train
through
li«li. through the press, the class of
‘ " cry of "tight," an>l Just as 8tur- consequent serenity, or lack of It, as has anything else In case the baby is business, with Its essential clrcum-
a sieve or coarse doth. Make a thin him promise to stop smoking.”
Railroad
Matter».
was preparing quietly to depart being held or carried In an upright position, care should tie taken flrst of all stan es, etc.; to record In the public
"That so? Well, mine has not said
Though tbe early morning train was starch of three pounds of rice flour
ceman stepped up and marched to provide proper support for the spine. The hand should be constantly held registry all documenta which tbe pub-
a
word about giving up tbe weed, but
and
one
pound
of
atrong
glue,
having
on time, the cars themselves were all
firmly against the base of the spine.
victor and victim off to the sta
our engagement baa just the same ef
first
soaked
the
glue
In
cold
water,
Ils
la
Interested
In;
to
keep
strict
and
over
dew.
ou bouse.
The comfort of the baby's attitude reflects directly upon Its nervous sys
accurate accounts, and to preserve cor-
Which may have accounted for the and to the latter mixture add two fect.”
om iL" I>,|1
a woman's scream tem The slightest discomfort, for example, may cause a condition of un respondence for ten y*ars which af fart that the locomotive's l>ell was pounds of whiting. Add Ibis to the
"How so?"
rest
and.
consequently,
of
Irritability,
which
will
defeat
the
most
persistent
11. k “d ,h« closed blinds of the
lime wash and also sufficient hot wa "Every time I call all the cigars lu
fects
their
business.
ringing
wet.
Baltimore
American.
•n C"'1**
M»ry had efforts at quieting It. The same general rule applies to putting the baby to
ter to dilute to tbe proper consistency. my vest pocket manage to get rushed,
rerw.ns who jars l>een condemned
Wafer.
ten th ,h* ’
>nd her sleep It 1». besides, often possible to soothe a youngster by placing it In a for offenses against property. Including
Keep hot while applying. It will re and, of course, I don't smoke then!"—
"I was thinking.” said tbe old fash quire about six-quarts of mixture to Baltimore Herald.
A ’,r#0Ke. new light burned horizontal position and then seeking to divert It. The secret of success In forgery, embezzling and conspiracy,
soothing a child Is In keeping it as quiet as possible and as free fn.m any
buned young man, "of asking her father one hundred square feet of surface,
[
»yes as she paced the floor
The average man's little troubles
«for morning.
form of unnec essary excitement. Hables seldom cry. most doctors will agree, cannot engage In commerce.
If I might pay my addresses to her.”
and It may tie made any color desired. would not amount to much were It
Business
failures
are
rare,
rot
ex
7 the next day. Mr. Rtevens. the except in case of pain To be more accurate, they rarely cry to an ext. nt ceeding ten yearly In the last several "H'm." mused tbe wine girl. “In thia
Life seems to be one protracted aleeu not for tbe um-alled for comment of
case I’d sdvlse you to pay In advance.”
of the composing room, was when in th.lr normal condition When a baby cries continually without j yeara
his frelnda upon bi HL
apparent reason It Is safe to say that it has been »polled.
J
—Philadelphia Press.
Ui suw people.
*t the telephone.
STURDY M’QUINN
Louisville,
J
T
USEFUL RULES FOR QUIETING A CRYING BABY.
Kjr,, Man'»
Invention,
Remarkable