The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, January 17, 1903, Image 11

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    the
OLD-FASHIONED
fire .
re Stesm b»»‘ tb* dtle* a’pil* •
A» they shiver and shake in the cold;
live me the old-fashioned fire—
B The round. ro,y backlv* of oWS
The warmth and the light
Of its flame, leaping bright—
The drowsy heads buddled around it at
night!
ITALIAN ALPHABET AND MONOGRAM
SHE DELIGHTED IN CRUELTY.
W »•«
I.over Discovered Objectlonahlo
Trait in Ilia Sweetheart.
*APERá% e PEOP
This Incident occurred in Washington
not very long ago:
A young man was calling upon the
girl to whom he was engaged. Ttie
couple were sitting ou the fn*ut steps
of the girl's home, an hour or so be
In the darkness the winter wind sighing
fore the fall of darkness, wheu they
Made the tlaine take a ruddier glow;
br.'od sih-uily over a ran. li d wrong She belongs to ths
noticed the cat attached to the house LVOLLTION AND INEllENCE Of IME CARIOOS.
The sparks up the broad chimney fly­
type w liii li says too much. Tempera ou both sides are
hold
of
the
girl's
family
golug
dowu
B,
rsowas.Va.it
,
tae
great
Cartoeniat
>
Hrltten
apeil
Id.
1902)
ing—
aroused, and each gives utterance to rather harsh senti­
the steps leading to the basement area
Like witch eyes that gleamed in the
There Is no telling wheu the art of
ments. which neither really feels A "misunderstanding’*
with a tiny field mouse lu Its mouth.
snow!
caricature began. There are a number
Oh, the warmth and the light
That eat had caught the mouse in the
of grotesques that have come down to arises, ami who can say when* It will end?
Of those red flames so bright.
l ew among us quarrel with those we love over things
vacant lot alongside the house.
us from enrllest Egyptian times. The
And the comfort and joy of the wild
that
really matter. As a rule great crises In our lives, real
Dropping the tiny mouse over lu a
Greeks employed pielures to emphasize
winter night!
corner of the area the cat preceded to
their satire, aud so did the Romans. troubles, and deep sorrows draw us much closer to those
torture the little animal after the ac­
AU through the Middle Ages there were with whom we share them. It Is the little nagging trifles,
Far better that friendly old fire
cepted
feline
fashion.
numberless
examples of "grotesquerles.” the ertss crosses, and trivialities over which estrangements
Than buildings of simmering steam,
She would permit the mouse to run
With never a flame to admire.
which, curiously enough, were used In aud deep resentments arise.
away about a yard or so. pretepdlng
And never a beautiful dream!
enforcing the doctrines of the Church
Oh. the love and the light
that she didn't know that there was a
by means of satirizing the devil. But IINANCIAI ADVERSIEY AHEAD.
Where those flames danced
mouse within miles, and then she
the eighteenth century was the heyday
B> J. J. Hill. President great northern Rallnar.
bright.
would Jump out. nail the mouse with
of the cartoon. Beginning In France,
I am uot out* of those fellows who
THOMAS MAbf.
And the old-fashioned joy of the ■ Id-
her foot and toss it back to the corner.
and overrunning into Holland, nnd
rross tlielr bridges before they come to
fashioned night.
Then she would pick the mouse up thence across the Channel luto England, the flood of eari-
them, "alarmists.” 1 think you call
^Atlanta Constitution.
In both of her paws, threw It Into the caturists carried everything before it; and it Is safe to say
them. I am disposed to be cheerful
air, aud when It came down and start that we read the history of the time with clearer vision and
about most things.
But 1 can't see
I I 1 '4* 14 1 I
» i + I H 4 I *
ed to run. nail it again. The tiny with more accuracy of detail for the mirror which the
anything In the present financial situa­
mouse would squeeze Itself Into a cor­ caricaturist* held up to reflect the striking peculiarities of
tion to cause me to do any rejoicing.
J
ner and sit up and look at the cat piti­ the men and events passing before It. Gautier mentioned
Things look serious. They are bad al-
fully. and then the eat would swipe It . a Spanish cartoonist, Francisco Gaya y l.ucientes, a mix
J amis j. hill
ready, and. what’s more to the point,
H i t I I 1 >4 4 I I F» î**»
I*♦ I I 4'>
out of the corner with her paw anil ture of Rembrandt. Watteau and Rabelais. who preceded they are destined to grow worse. This country has reached
step on It. her eyes blazing ecstatically the two great caricaturists of the latter half of the eigh­ the top of Its prosperity, if the serious downward move­
and her tall swishing. Some natural teenth century; George Crulksliank. in England, and Molls ment has not already begun, it is not far off.
ACK GREEN was a reporter ou
historians say that there is no animal | Charlet. In France.
a Ixmdon paper, and In that ca­
There are more reasons than one for this; chief among
so atrociously and gloatingly cruel as
pacity he solved the riddle of the
It has been reserved for America, however, to bring them Is tliv uncertain state of mind In which the New York
the ordinary, purring, domesticated forth a new race of caricaturists, which, for lack of a bet- meu find themselves from day to day. Vneertainty Is the
celebrated Sykes robbery case.
The
cat.
story was printed from one end of the
ter title, may be called the personal cartoonists meu who worst tiling on earth for the moneyed Interests of a coun­
“That mouse.” said the young fellow seize U|>on the characteristics of an Individual and so ex try. One does not need to look to Wall street for support
country to the other, and it made a
to the girl to whom he was engaged. aggerate them that the subjects of the cartoons are known of this opinion. Tight money Is not felt there alone. The
hero of Green, especially as he received
“Is only a youngster yet. Strikes me by the most prominent features In tlielr physical, mental manufacturing districts are suffering already. Thalr suf­
a slight wound from a stray bullet In
he ought to have a chance for his or moral make-up.
the fracas that took place when Sykes
fering will Increase as things grow worse. Good evidence
white alley."
and his confederates were arrested.
Perhaps we Americans look at the droll side of life can la> fouud, too. among builders. Where they were re­
“Oh. I don't know,” said ’be girl, more than other people, but certain It is we havi e more ceiving orders for five buildings a year ago they are lucky
His Injury won him a month's vaca­
who, with her chin In her hands, was and better cartoonist* than elsewhere. The very quick­ if they nre getting one to-day.
tion, which he resolved to spend at his
dreamily and fascinatingly regarding i ness with which we see the point of a Joke demands equal
borne in Kent. Ashford was not a very
Of course, I mil not saying that my opinion Is held by
the spectacle of the mouse being tor facility In portraying drollery In a cartoon. We sketch everybody. Probably a good many men who have positive
lively place in the winter, but Greet»
was not looking for recreation.
boldly and leave much of the unnecessary detail to our Ideas alsiut things would flatly contradict everything I
Thia quaint and Interesting alphabet was selected and adapted from tured by the cat.
“Don’t you think It horrible to see slower cousins. Then, too. our public events happen with have said, but then* are many people who agree with met
He wanted to see Ethel Watson, who
Italian Mss. of the sixteenth century. The letters are well adapted for use
In his opinion, was the sweetest aud
on table-linen, using this size for napkins nnd enlarging any one of the the poor little beggar getting the worst such startling rapidity that a cartoon of yesterday's do­
smartest girl in the world.
letters for table cloths. Embroider in white cotton, making the solid parts of It that way?” he asked the girl, with ings would he flat to-day. and ne must keep very much CAPIIAl AND IABOR SHOULD AGREE.
On the afternoon of bis seventh day
alive ami be ready for a political change over night, In
in satin stitch, and the light lines In cording stitch or outline them. The a slight note of surprise lu hfs tone.
By United Staten Senator Hanna.
She made no reply, but. still with her other words, tile alert American must have depleted In his
In Ashford Green drove up to the Wat­
monograms are suitable for towels, etc., using blue embroidery cotton on blue
Organization of capital has come to
chin resting In her hands, gazed calmly cartoon the very traits of character that have made him
son house to take Ethel for a drive.
bordered towels and red embroidery cotton on red ones.
stay, just as organized labor has come
at the cat tossing the diminutive what he I«-—the quickest and brightest of men.
There had been a fine fall of snow the
to stay, and for the same reason It Is
mouse into the air and stepping on It
night before. Ethel was standing by for the big cities." said Green. "Mr.
necessary. You cannot separate the In­
the gate talking to Joe Sawyer, who Jones, If you telegraph to London, giv­ strands, an eighth of an Inch in diam and dabbing at It with her paws and
Out­ picking It up in her mouth aud throw­ HOW HUSBANDS AND WIVES DRIf I APART.
terests of capital and labor. It It la
ulso was in love with her, but didn't ing a description of the men and tlielr eter, tightly twisted together.
good for one to be organized for any
Harriet A. Armstrong.
dare to say so openly. Joe was a law­ plunder. I think the police can catch wardly these cables look like single ing It down again.
purpose. It Is good for the other for the
“Mice get Into the house,” said the
yer, and the only one In Ashford who them for you before to-morrow morn­ wires at a short distance, but In real­
Despite the romantic mid affectionate elements
ity there are three hundred and fifty girl, after awhile.
same reason. They nre both good and
had any practice.
in
it,
much
of
marriage
resolves
Itself
Into
a
com-
ing. Now, Ethel, if you're ready, we'll wires ou a side, or fourteen hundred In
necessary as applied to our condition*
“But that kind don't." said the young
■nonsense partnership, if people only realized
"Hello, Sherlock Holmes!" said the go for a drive.”
all.
to-day and our development for the fu­
man. a bit earnestly. "That's a Held
lawyer. “Have you heard the news?”
this there would be fewer liquidations In love
At 9 o'clock the next morning Jones
The fifty cables of ench of the four
ture. The combination of capital , has
any
"No,” answered Green, sourly.
and bankruptcies in matrimony, if women were
received this message from Scotland groups converge as they go downward mouse, and field mice don't bother
brought to our industrial Institution*
body.”
"I’m really surprised,” said Sawyer. Yard:
not so fond of hugging grievance* aud thinking
and terminate in the operating room
The mouse was sitting up In tlie nrea
themselves martyrs for nothing at all. few mar­ greater economic results; It has brought an Increase In
“You should have deducted It from the
"Have your men. Description per­ cf the station.
corner, with its tiny forepnws folded
state of the atmosphere and tlie price feet. Most of goods recovered, Will
ried folk would "drift apart.” A woman thinks trade nnd higher wages to the laborer. As capital Is or-
In
front
in
a
very
pleading
attitude,
of potatoes.”
her
husband lais slighted her. Perhaps lie has gautzed ami produces beneficial results, laltor, which was
send men in charge of Detective Cuff.
WAYS OF WOMEN.
while tlie cat gazed with expanding Anyw ay. if she thinks lie has, it's Just ns bad from her organized tunny years before, will be the first to feel and
"1 haven't,” responded Green.
10 o'clock train.”
recognize Its effects. We giust strive to bring the different
“Justice Hawkins’ house has been
“I’ll give it up,” sakl Joe Sawyer, No Limit to Tyranny Some Will Stand eyes at it before beginning to dab at it point of view us If be really had. Sometimes she say nolh-
factions together upon tlrt» ground that both sides want to
again.
from Milliner*.
robbed.” Bald Ethel, "and I think it's And he gnawed his knuckles till they
lug. Sometimes she says too much!
There does not seem to be a limit
“I’m going to give that mouse a run
In the first case she goes about with a sense of Injury do what Is right.
positively providential that you're bled. Green walked away from tlie
to the tyranny which some women for Its taw marble." said the young smarting within her. Of course. If she Is In this frame of
In Its early days organized labor went upon the theory
here.”
station witli Ethel, and a cheering mob
will stand from milliners, modistes, man. getting up from the steps and I ndud, she is naturally on the lookout, for more slights mid that the only way to settle labor difficulties was to strike,
Green looked at Ethel and he saw followed.
Injuries. And It is so easy always to tlml what we look but it la my theory that it Is becoming recognized that
that she expected him to perform great
He got her into her own house as beautifiers, and other autocrats of starting down the area steps.
It Is related of a very
"Let the cat alone." said the girl. for. Presently her heart swells with nil the IndlgnltleH there Is a better way to settle such differences. My theory Is
miracles. He looked at Sawyer aud soon as he could, and there In the par­ that Ilk.
grande dame who bad Just returned quietly, but never removing her gaze ■ nd martyrdom she thinks she bus been subject to. I’er that if you bring men together tn a way to make them
saw something quite different.
lor he faced her, red with shame.
mouse,
haps the whole situation has arisen from a misunderstand­ know each other nnd if you appeal to the head and the
"Get in here, both of you.” sa al
“Ethel,” said he, “1 love you, aud—” from abroad to her New York home from the sight of the tortured
Teh young man stopped suddenly ing; and Jack or Jim would be horrified could he see the heart you establish n bond between the two factions that
Green, “and we’ll see what we can
"And I love you.” she answered. that she visited her milliner in a day
big mountain of martyrdom which has arisen from the cannot be broken. We should remember the Golden Rule
"but I’m only n silly girl, and I’ll never or two wearing a creation in headgear and looked up at the girl.
nnd try to live up to Its principle. This is the only way
a
chance
"I
want
to
give
the
mouse
for
which
she
had
paid
a
fabulous
molehill of that careless action or sentence of his.
They drove to the Justice's house.
be anything else. I haven't the :ulml
sum in Paris. The milliner saw the to get away.” he said. •'Surely you
Now, we will take the case of the wife who does not that I know to settle the dispute between capital aud labor.
The robbery had been discovered by your wife should have------ ”
“Don't! Don't!” he groaned. “Ethel. situation in a moment, and. being a don’t find enjoyment In watching n
old Mrs. Gubblns. a lifelong dependent
of the Judge's family, who went I can’t act this He before you. I have quick-witted person, resolved on In- poor little beast getting handled that
A VEGETARIAN CHURCH.
through the bouse three or four times only been a lucky idiot In this affair, stant action, “Take off that hat and I way ?”
“
Yon
don't
have
to
look
at
It
If
you
never
put
It
on again.” she said iin-
Its Essential Tenet Is that Men Shall
a week to see that all was well, but did as In that other in London.”
Eat No Meats
"Luck!” she cried. “Could luck tell periously to her visitor, a woman don't want to.” said the girl, with a
not live there. She had reported the
It may not be known to many that
eaae to the local police—a day nnd a you that the robber carried a black bag whose social power Is almost without certain hardness In her tone. “Let the
cat alone.”
there is a Vegetarian Church, whose
night watchman—and these function­ instead of a brown one------ ”
I limit. “Why do you say that?” she
The young fellow gazed steadily nt chief tenet is that men should eat no
“Child! Child! I saw It!" moaned asked, with a weak kneed attempt to
aries were present, with a dozen of the
neighbors, when Green and his com­ Green. “I was sitting on a rock Just assert her dignity. “I met Mrs. Blank her for half a minute, but she didn't meat. This church has only one meet­
at the back of the Judge's house when this morning and she told me this hat appear to notice this, She was too in- ing house in America and only forty
panions arrived.
tent upon the deviltry of the cat.
members here. In Englund it Ims only
Green consulted bls watch, and then those two thieves came out through was very becoming.” Quick to seize
After twenty minutes of torturing one meeting house, and only seventy-
a
point,
the
milliner
answered
calm
­
the
yard.
I
heard
one
of
them
say
he «lowly walked Into the hall, where
Its prey. In the course of which It live members. Aud yet it is a church
the old-fashioned safe built into the that they had time to walk to Chart­ ly: “Just so Mrs. Blank is no friend broke the mouse’s lbgs so that the tiny nearly 100 years old. Its American
of
yours
and
would
gladly
see
you
ham
aud
catch
the
7:10
train
to
Lou
­
wall gaped emptily. He glanced around
wear that hat.” This was an idea that rodent could only hobble In Its efforts meeting house is In Philadelphia, mid
with listless eye, while everybody don.”
had not occurred to madam, but It to run away, the cat nte the mouse. its American leader Is Rev. Henry S.
“
Jack.
”
she
cried,
“
you're
a
bigger
watched him. Then he walked Into the
took root at once, Just as the milliner Tlie girl never took her eyes from the Clubb, an old time friend of Horace
parlor and stood for half a minute by man than I thought you were. You're
was sure It would. The upshot was cat until the cat had finished Its prey. Greeley.
a
wonder!
”
and
she
flung
her
arms
the nisntelplece.
In ISO 7 an Englishman, Rev. W.
that the hat was left to l»e made over, Then she gave a sort of satisfied sigh
around
his
neck.
—
Indianapolis
Sun.
From this room he passed through
Cowherd of Manchester, founded this
ns
she
emerged
from
her
fascinated
madam
taking
a
uew one home, and
all the others in the bouse, a slow pro­
branch of the Bible Christians, mid to­
trance.
cession following hltn. Finally he led marconi ’ s wireless station , the milliner had still more firmly riv-
"Well, the cat lias had her supper.” day, after the passage of nearly list
eted
the
chain
whlch
bound
her
them to the starting point, the broad
she snld In a matter-of-fact tone to years, they are still existent, mid are
Where the Inventor Has Been Con­ patron.
hall, and there he sat down upon the
still almost unknown. In their two
ducting Experiments.
The professional beautlfler Is about her fiance.
churches the English one, in Man-
stairs and looked at his watch, which
"Good
night.
”
ho
said
to
her.
and
hi*
The wireless telegraph station at equally autocratic.
For instance, a
Chester, ami the American one In
he had consulted occasionally In the
Table Head, Glace Bay, near Sidney, noted complexion specialist who Is tipped hfs bat to her and walked down Philadelphia—It is possible to see little
course of his stroll.
N. S., where Mr. Marconi has been con­ said to have "made over” Mrs. Fred­ the street without looking back.
"Nineteen minutes and a half.” said ducting experiments with a view to
This happened two months ago. says children whose fathers ami mothers,
erick Vanderbilt accompanied that
Green. "Mr. Jones, I believe you are a proving the possibility of sending mes­
the Washington Star. The young fel­ grandfathers and grandmothers, mid
wealthy woman to Florida last winter
OI.FERS who desire to piny their favorite game In a parlor can now
deputy sheriff of this county as well as sages across the Atlantic, Is altogether
low hasn't culled upon her since. There whose great gramlfnthera anil great­
grandmothers never once in their lives
i nnd kept her "under repair" there for
do so, n quick-witted Inventor having fashioned the necessary appara­
h constable of the village. 1 will make
Is
going
to
be
no
marriage.
different from those originally erected six weeks. It is understood that Mrs.
tasted meat; little children are as Ig­
tus. Tills apparatus, or game, consists of a board, a cup and obstruc­
my report to you. sir. This robbery
for his first tests. At Signal Hill. New Vanderbilt saw no necessity for such
norant of the taste of meat ns ordinary
tions which represent bunkers. The board Is of flexible fabric, and has an
Ftn De Mizzle.
was committed by two men who do
foundland, where Marconi succeeded In close attention, but the beautlfler
A fleshy young man. wearing a loud- ' persons are ignorant of tin* taste of elastic surface, mid on It Hre mnrks Indicating a golf course. The cup repre-
not live In Ashford, and who are not
obtaining faint signals sent across the thought otherwise and charged $10,- checked suit and a pair of yellow pat­ human flesh. For vegetarianism is the
scuts one of the holes, mid extends above the surfacs of the isiard. and the
here at present.
Where they ■ re
ocean from the station at Poldhu, Corn­ ooo for her services. Another special­ ent leather shoes, stood outside a fash­ chief article of their creed.
bitter, when not In use. Is so constructed Hint It can lie rolled or folded Into
we will consider later.
With their century of abstinence
wall, the messages were received by ist. by way of a vacation last summer, ionable West End restaurant one even­
n Kinnll compass. In a game of this kind a disk Is used Instead of a ball,
"One of them la about six feet tall means of a single wire sustained by sauntered through a few watering
and the nlm of ench player Is to get It over the course and obstructions and
ing recently, and talked volubly to two from meat they afford n good example
■nd rather slender. He has red hair, a kite, whose unsteadiness made It diffi­ places and picked up $6,000 tiefore re­
Into the cup. Croquet, cricket mid even ImHeball have l*een played In par­
friends.
but Is bald on the front part of his cult to obtain uniform results. One or turning to her “studio” In New York.
lors. and there in no reason why golf should not prove equally attractive.
"I think.” he said, “that she's one of
cranium. He wore a long black over­ two balloons which be tried for the —Chicago Chronicle.
the prettiest young girls I ever saw.
coat and heavy rubber overshoes. The
And she's so smart, and all that. There
qulres Its members to nbHtnln from mediately;" which was very quickly
little finger of his right hand has been
Pigmy < amcla of Persia.
Isn't a thing that girl don't know and
eating flesh, tisli or fowl ns food: from done, aud young Mr. Cortelyou (for he
broken and Is bent almost double.
The western part of Persia Is Inhab­ can't do. She swims and rides and
drinking intoxicating liquors of all It was» stood iiefore the two men.
"It may interest you to know how I
ited by a species of camel which Is the playa billiards and dances beautifully,
kinds; from war aud capital punish "You are a stenographer?” was asked
discovered this. The thief Is tall be­
pigmy of its kind. These camels are and can do anything al>out the house
mctit and slavery. So rigorous Is this hrn.
cause he bumped bls head on the
snow white, aud are on that account that any other girl can do. I tell you,
article that It Is hardly strange that
"Yes, sir.”
•winging lamp In the parlor, and that
almost worshipped by the people. The she's fln de sizzle.”
the sect lias not flourished.
"How soon can you go to work?”
Is about six feet from the floor. He
Shah presented the municipality of
Dr. Cowherd died In 1816, nnd the
"What's that?" asked
"This minute.”
left upon It a small portion of his scalp
Berlin with two of these little woo­ friends.
following year n band of Ids follow­
"All right. Hurry right over to the
and one red batr. If be had not been
ders.
The larger ls twenty-seven
ers came to the I'nlted States. Rev. (wist offi'f department.
The flashy young man hesltat<-d for
I Just left
bald In front he would have left more
Inches high and weighs sixty-one a moment.
Henry S. Clubb has been their pastor there, and while I was In the office I
hair and less scalp.
pounds. The other Is four Inches less,
since 1878.
"She's fin de sizzle, I said.”
beard them say that they needed a
"The prints of bls overshoes show In
but the weight Is not given.
"You mean fin de sosxle, don't you?"
stenographer badly. I think you will
th* dust on the floor of the kitchen
MR. CORTE l YOU'S 8TART.
asked one of the friends.
Is- In time to get the place.”
Difference In Figures.
closet. The print of his little finger Is
“Yea,” said the flashy young man,
It Is needless to say that Mr. Cortel­
"You
say
he's
a
mathematician?
”
Only
a Stenographer's Place, bat That
in the dnst on top of that table, or was
XABCoXt statiox at clack bat .
evidently much relieved, “Fin de sox-
you hurried. He got the place.—Phil­
THE VtOKTASlA« CHI BCH.
W ae a stepping Stone.
"Yes.”
before Joe Sawyer sat down on it.”
zle, that's It. I thought fin de sizzle
The probable nppolnttm-ut of Mr. adelphia Saturday Evening Post
"What kind ?"
“There wasn't any dust here—not a same purpose escaped. Before the close
didn't sound right all the time.”
of the effect of vegetarianism on man­ Cortelyou. secretary to the President,
kind!
What
do
you
mean
by
"What
speck!” exclaimed Sawyer, jumping off of 1901 a station was erected nt Cape
Generally t's«-<l.
kind. Their records, which appear to to the head of the new Department of
the table.
A discussion lias l>een started In Ger­
American-Made Macaroni.
Cod,
Mass., consisting essentially of that?”
_________________
have
lean
kept
carefully,
cover
about
Commerce, brings him In the public many, urglug that German children
"Well, there are mathematical ma
“It depends on the eye,” responded j a great circle of poles which were to
If all reports are true there does not 30<i cases, and show that:
guze more strongly than ever.
Mr.
Green, calmly.
sustain the vertical wires, but the con thematiclsns and political mathemati­ seem to be any good eason for our not
The average long« vity of a metiiDer Cortelyou'* rise to a cabinet position 1 drop the words “mama” and “papa”
"To continue: The other robber was ' structlon was inadequate nnd the poles cians. and there Is a great difference. making our own macaroni and eating
In favor of "Mutter” (mother) and
of the acct is 01.
has la-en rapid and unusual. There Is
short, thick set and dark. He wore a I soon blew down. At I’oidhu there was I want to know whether I can rely on it, too. We are beginning to have the
He Is not in his old age obliged to re­ a man out In Ottumwa. Ia. a quiet "Vater" (father». “How." aay they,
Pea jacket and
a fur ___
cap.
_ ______
,
He had a also a circle of poles originally, bur his figures.”—New York Times.
macaroni wheat In large quantities, sort to false teeth.
■can anylxxly prefer the unmeaning
citizen retired from active life, who by ' 'mamma' to the deep and tmpreaalva
heavy black beard, which may. how- this too met with a mishap. The ata
snd if the proprietors of macaroni man
His eyes In seven cases out of ten
Examinations of the Air.
a very small act turned Mr. Cortelyou 'mutter?* Nothing can replace for a
*»er, be false. I cannot tell from the tlons at Polbu and Cape Cod were
Regular examinations of the air In ufactorics want Italian laborers to do not ever require spectacles.
Into the path which has led him German the word 'Mutter,' certainly
•ingle hair which I found upon a piece | therefore remodelled, and the one ai
Illa weight keeps close to the normal
New York City are to 1* made to de- give their plant an Italian color, and
steadily up to the present remark­ not the French 'mamma.' A certain
of bread In the kitchen until I have Glace Bay has been constructed on the
their
product*
an
Italian
flavor,
they
or
proper
weight
bls
frame
and
height
termine the presence of bacteria, and
able career. This num was entering philologist, however, asks how It can
examined It with a microscope. He
one
description
of
can
easily
secure
them
among
those
demand,
never
approaching
either
to
same line, so that a
when dangerous germs are found to
the office of bls brother In New Cork
an Irishman.”
la* suggested that the word 'mamma*
tie prevalent the public will tie warned settled here. Most of our cooks need corpulence or to emaciation.
one day when he narrowly missed col­
Great Scott!” exclaimed the con- will fit all three.
the
He
la
singularly
free
from
rheuma
­
Illustration,
to
take
a
course
in
cooking
macaroni,
la derived from the Freuch, s**eiag that
As shown In the
and steps will be taken to bead off the
liding
with
a
young
man
whose
seem
­
•’■’»le. “How do you know that?”
h wever. Iirfore we can have the per tism and dyspepsia.
of four square disease.
It Is probably to be found In all lan­
________ _
From his method of knocking out structure consisted
Izr. Cowherd, founder of the church, ingly desperately discouraged state of guages of the world. In the numerous
feet results of macaroni growing |c
wooden towers, which stand about 21-.
,b* ashes from hla pipe." replied
German Postal Slations.
this country demonstrated on our ta was a 8wedenl>orglan. and held that mind made him careleaa of his direc­ dialects of Africa, and In India, the
feet high. Each one la cross braced
Green. "Irishmen have a peculiar way
The multiplication of railways has bles. and when this necessity 1« pro meat eating was at the tmse of the tion. When the gentleman stepped In­
word Is 'mamma,' which is given as
of doing It. I have not ,'me to explain with steel wire rope, and all four are not diminished the number of postal
vlded for we surely ought to be very crime of the world. It made men cruel to the offi<-e he question'd bls brother a title of honor to every elderly dame
connected
with
each
other
by
diagonal
*n detail.”
stages In Germany. On the contrary, proud of our new accomplishment, W< and tiecause they slaughtered animals ■ a to what he had done to the young deserving of esteem and respect.
"The tall man walked nqi this sld«." stays. Finally, to render the structure the number of stage drivers rose from can furnish a pretty fair cheese to
man to cause him to be so down­
g- daily they were blind to the wrong of
Mamma’ and papa* ibahei are so gen­
still
more
rigid
snd
wind
proof,
stout
■•Id Green. "Mark the longer atrid*
hearted.
5.176 to 1«« to 5.314 in IWO.
slaughtering
their
fellows
by
the
txillet
along
with
It.
too.
erally used In all parts of the world
cables
are
run
np
over
the
tops
of
each
•od the print* of the overshoes W.th-
“I did nothing.” was the answer,
in warfare and by the noose In crim­
that they probably date back some
Miortrat Name Known.
out doubt they walked acroaa the mea­ pair of towers on all sides, and secured
inal law. It made men also thirsty for "except to tell him that I had nothing
Ixiat Her Head for a Tim".
thousands of years.”
G.
f*
of
Sargent.
Mo.,
has
possibly
dow* to Chartbam and took the 7 10 I to anchors««-* in ’he earth.
for
him
to
do.
Hr
a
ppi
rd
for
work.
”
alcohol,
and
only
through
vegetarian
­
"She seems to have lost her bead ovei
From each •»€ the four horizontal the shortest surname on record.
train for London."
A famine of silver dimes annoys the
“What can he do?”
ism. he contended, could total absti­
that young man.”
tops of the
average man more than the scarcity a<
"Why not the «50 for Dover?" ask bridges which connect the
"He
la
a
stenographer.
”
nence
t*e
made
universal.
Moat
bachelors'
Idea
of
misery
la
be
­
"Tea:
I
saw
ft
on
his
shoulder.
”
—
I towers are suspended nfty copper ca-
ed Sawyer.
The unique article of his creed re
"Mend your office boy after him lm- »l.OW bUK
I Philadelphia Bulletin.
“TWve. with plunder always strike
The cable* ar* compos«! of a*ven I ing alone with a nolay baby.
3
HIS RARE SKILL.
GOLF IN THE PARLOR.