The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, September 27, 1902, Image 9

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    ".IT
lessened Coat of Travel.
Acting th« Part.
Before the Siberian railway
Sinew he married that rich girl 1
available, a trip from London to Shang­ understand Dalwley leads a dog’s life."
hai coot friuo 1325 to |4’s.
Now it
“I expec ted aa much."
can be made for from *65, third rinse,
“Yoe, he doe« nolhii g but eat. lie
to * 160, first class.
around the house and growl."—Phila­
delphia North American.
OPINIONS
IjvV should a man marry .' Tbv ambitious younx
per^n wBk au
ot
* »«•k b.*« bwn pro
l^uuJiux thi« inquify to the puxxle editor» of our
Radins dslliea
year*, lie i* enjoined not to be
Je<eived with that fatuous mental arithmetic which
tMt wbat Is enough for one is suttieient for two. He
0. impression from newspaper advisers that he should
'¿han *1’> a »wk, and not quite so much as *15
R" “,0 th,, the young woman of hi« choice think* *10 i*
B' ,rn r,*tivr. and be is advised that she cannot be worthy
*
att<,;ti*h devotion »» hi*, aud if she were truly woni
would make the amount buy as many automobile,
,* possible.
’’’l’ nc» t the I'l'n’lvxed state of the public mind on thi*
’ .rtaot theme, the recent edict of the German Kaiser
l"‘ml«-itb authoritative force. It sets mark* and boundaries,
.... toeoines, social station, and even limits previous
'■ p. ’ii, of alimony. The Emperor ha* promulgated an order
effect that no officer may marry unless he receive» a
9 1 0( <1.125 a year and is in the enjoyment of au income
r«?5nwre. That 1* to say, if he and his future wife between
, ,.*u muster
the wedding march may be sounded
? hope* llf ,h'‘ **•'’3rou,,,f I,lan are cruellF dashed, for .fficer*
•
;l,, more than *750 a year are forbidden to even con-
*vr the matrimonial contract.
’ Cirp>»a’ critics may say that the whole matter might be
ly giving every officer in his majesty’s service at
’ fl.'"*'■ This would give the business of marrying off the
army to that irresponsible little deity who goes about
j .3 giute wings and shoots amorous shafts with reckless
profusion.
Cupid ■« n,,t trusted in Germany, and there i* a growing
of confidence in him here. The 1 nited States has au un-
„riiten code with regard to the finance of matrimony. A
,
lieutenant ill her army or navy spends his salary for
niforms and extra allowance» for the me««.
When he
-irnes he mint of necessity have a private income, or he must
- J the da. 1,’hter of a magnate or something or other who 1*
wJliM to share hl* lot and his glory until a kind government
- reave* his rank. Sometimes the larger pay doe* not come
”j:il he is beyond the pale of forty.—Harper's Weekly.
The Dangers of Ambition.
HERE i* a tendency of modern life to give too much rein
to ambition. Tbe quality, if it may be called such, ia un­
duly exalted; and some grave faults, even, are held to be
palliated by the fact that ambition has prompted them.
The child i* schooled to covet thing* far above it* present
gibere. and while this I* done there is absolute omission
trtebing* a* to the sweet, old-fashioned virtue of content.
Anbition. reasonable and properly regulated, should be
ntrrtaiiied by all; hut to be reasonable it must bear a mod-
rr*tr proportion to the existing condition* of the individual
Hfe. The intense purpose to do well what lies before one is
koble. It is not so commendable to reach out to accomplish
other t«»k* rhat do not distinctly and naturally lie before me.
Many good thing* are ill-done because of the not wholly justi-
j*lur ambition which ha* moved certain person» to the doing
o( them. It is not consistent with the true philosophy of life
that we should be ever straining for results. Let duty be done
liinply ami thoroughly, and there will be no need of worry a*
to tbe results.
,
We hear milch of intense will-power compassing extraor-
dnary successes. There is a great deal of intense volition
without tbe corresponding force that can «¡one give it effect,
it io absurd to will anything intensely which we are incapable
oficcoinplishing. Yat that is what many thousands of person*
ire doing, and they commit the further folly of atiiving to
iivoniplish it against nil probability of success. There are
exceptions in which this striving may appear heroic; but they
prove the rule.
Excessive ambition i* the ruin of too ninny live* in every
xrade of s iet.v. The advice ascribed to Cardinal Wolsey by
Mukspeare. "Fling away ambition.” is too sweeping: yet the
faculty of moderating ambition to fit the tHlent or capacity that
h available for its service should be sedulously cultivate.!.—
Philadelphia Times.
T
VICTORIA DIED.
of
Money Mode in Gambling.
ES, there is money made in stock speculation, in buying
and selling grain* aud in playing the races. Yes. mill­
ion* of dollars are made and thousands of (versons are
becoming the richer thereby. But the persons who are
oo ropv
making the fortunes are not those who invest their
capital; the winner* are the brokers and the bookmaker*.
Every time a man deals in a stock or a bushel of wheat he
pay* a certain per cent to the person who executes hi, order*,
and whenever he bets on a horse rwee he pays even a greater
per cent to the mail who gives him odd«. These individuals
are bound to be winners; they have a "dead sure thing” ar.d
in tbe end they will get tbe cash.
AVreetabk' Preparation for As
Of course some men have the luck to win heavily at both
stock gambling and playing the race*. The names of those
similaimtf Ute Food and Penula
are always eniblaxoned forth. Nothing I* »«id of the multitude
ting the Sloinatiis and Dowvls of
who fail. If i>er«on» who contemplate risking their money
on either of these form, of gambling would take pencil and
INFANTS/C H1LDKEN
paper and figure the percentage against a possible winning,
nine-tenth* would start a bank account and be satisfied with
the small but sure return on their investment.—Cincinnati Post.
Promotes DigeslionCheerfuT-
Y
9
The Business of Executing.
H
OLDEST WORKING LOCOMOTIVE IN THE WORLD
D
Famous Oslsirne House, one of the
favorite residences of the lute Queen
Victoria, which was presented to th
British nation by King Edward VII. o:i
Gironation day, Is one of the most mag­
nificent of the several homes of Eng
lisb royalty. The gift Is peculiarly grat­
ifying to the British public, as Osborne
1« sacred to the memory of the late
Queen and vv ill ever lie Inseparably con-
necteil with incidents In the life of that
beloved sovereign.
As It will be necessary for King Ed­
ward to »¡>eml a considerable part of
the year In London and in Its neighbor­
hood, at Windsor, and having also
strung Lome ties in the county of Nor­
folk, he felt that he would be unable to
■sake adequate use of Osborne House
first locomotive
:i<tri‘tel by George NtepheT>*<in w«* built in 181.1. while
” a royal residence, and lie therefore,
employed it the Killingwortli Colliery. Northumberland.
In 1819 the
offered the property ns a gift to the na­
owners of the lidton Colliery. Durlia n. detideif to tranvforni their wagonway
tion. It I* the King's desire that the
into a locomotive railroad, mid .......gnixing tile »brittle* of tbe “Killiugwoftb
house be devoted to national purposes
englne-wiight." they invit J Stcpbeuson to act us engineer of the undertaking,
and converted Into a convalescent
The railway, which ran from Hettoll Col liery. a few' mile* from tbe city of Dur-
home for officers of the army and navy
ham. to the Wear at Sun ! - lami, wa opened on Nov. 18. 1822, on which date
whose health has been impaired In the
there were five of Stephenson’* e -ngiiie* at work. One of these i* shown in the
above illustration. After nearly - eighty gars' continuou* working, it ia »till to be
•arvlce of their country.
ge?n hauling the coal traina at the Hrttou Colliery, nnd it it now claimed aa the
It was at Osborne House, Isle of
"Ight. that Queen Victoria died, Jan- oldest working locomotive ia the world.
«ary 22, 1901. It is situated in Whip-
f Englund.'' as It is called, will bave
Plngham Parish, not far from Cowes. ace. London, least of all. While th
.■marked the luxuriant manner In
The house can only be reached by cross­ Queen was at <>sl*»rne the ground-
vlilcb flowers grow there.
ing the ferry to East Cowes and ascend­ were jealously guarded, but when *li<
absent visitors were allowed t<
ing a steep hill, the view from every
Anglo-Indian Life.
Every night at dinner the Anglo-In­
dian holds a kind of levee. The in­
sect» which attend dance gayly round
the lamp, and one has to watch one’s
plate and glass •arefuliy lest some of
¡lie Insects should dance Into them.
There is one Insect a little, flat,
brown, ahlnlng creature-which emits
the worst o-lor in ft. world. If one of
Miese touches your food the whole 1«
tainted and rendered Inedible.
You
dare not kill these (tests, for If one be
crushed the w hole room becomes filled
with Its disgusting smell and Is unin­
habitable for the next half hour
No
these al>omln«ble insect» fly about
with Impunity while the (ioor Anglo-
Indian uniat perforce look helpless
ly on.
namen as Debt D slger*.
inspect them, The garden«, with tbelr
terrace«, their
t— • myrtle «nd ro*e tree*,
.nd their many rare exotkw. .r» «>™<
tbe finest in the south of England. The
( limate of the Isle of Wight I* eon.M
arably warmer than tb«t of the main
land, and every rlalter to that Garden
•
Tear time in China ie always
fruitful of fire*. It Is the Chinese cus­
tom that all debt« must !•« liquidated
by the end of tbe year Failure to do
so mean« utter ruin of one'« credit
It frequently happen* that ■ Chinaman,
«eelng disgrace staring him In the face,
will act fire to his bouse and thus plead
io hl* creditor*. "How could I pay ?
The god* have d»*troyed my home, Ask
tbe gods for the money.” In thia way.
If not detected, honor I* saved and
credit unimpaired.
IN THE WORLD
/
8CA25 THIS TPAOE MAW
«Art •» »vAm vlLUW
TAtfNOWITUT«
ON SALE EVtRTWMttt
CATAWCUttntU
SCOA S S'FULL LINE OP
CARMtNTJ AbD HAT*.
A S1 TQWC9ÇOJONTOM,MASS, ««
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
FuiUand. Oiegou.
Write for Illustrated Catalogna
ARTHUR C. Nl WILL. Principal
FOR SAl.I-
. hreond Hand Nichol« At Hhepard
Sei arator. *»ite *>-<»•’, with wind wtacKer.
unlj ruu
da>i. a bargain. Inquire or
JOHN POOLB.
loot Mortioon St., Portland, Or.
V.
Best on Earth —
BpcaiiN# li Is iiiailc of the b«*Ni umt- r al poMNlbl»»
Io Lt! I
I 11 <• 111 < 11 ■ i ' ■ 11 •• f -, ,. •,..•( p.*i
lo
prr cent atniv* th* ni u kei |»ru'» <»t .■»•*«(
rradea of winron tlmbor f«»t Ih* nr vi Io««* <»f ctü-
lii( over and nkiniiiiinc
tha crf.uii of the
WMJ»<»II Nltw K. B hit'll iNx-arrirti tor i io > ' .»m i>w-
fur* makiBtt up. which mean-« an t it vent me nt 1 a
u ood atock <>f neat iv one million <h»lhu s.
Ml lX likl.l. \\ mhoiin ara ua«4irp;wiao«l h»«
qiinlity, prt>|*orlion, nidfth. alrenicth ***id lirfbi
running
\\ by - taka ch anew* on anv othar?
\\ i « - noi *i*i <ba iwat?—A M I IX’ H Rî»l>
kltchell, L9wê9 A Stavor Oo.
tMraUlo.
Npukai
Agenm Every alierà
Bears the
Signature
W. L. D UCLAS
S3
&
W L.
SHOES W
Dougla* shoe* are worn by
more men in all stations of life than
anv other make, because they aie the
only shoe* that in every way equal
those costing 4 bo and 4'! oo.
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Fac Simile Signature of
NEW YORK
LXAGT COPY OF WRAPPER
Mitchell Wagon.
I'uikiand.
A perfect Remedy for Cons lipa
Hon. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea
Worms.(Convulsions .Feverish
nets and Loss OF SLEEP.
4 I t> 111 « » I » I io % pici
Founded U7d
1 Home School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training
For Infants and Children.
ness and Rest Contains neither
Opium. M orplune no r Mtncra 1
N ot N arcotic .
<*•
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
CASTOLA
Osborne House* Which Edward Pre­
sented to the British Nation.
I art of whh-h-ts « delightful one—wood
v«lley. town, river and sea being
Ie. Queen victort« used to spend
of the winter nmntb« at Osborne
l> ws» her favorite residence next
Im ral. Scotland. She liked Wlnd-
astD little, and Buckingham Pal-
/
Contagions
Blood Polson
S
QUEEN
WATERPROOF CLOTHING
Be« Selects Queer Home.
Regret.
Not Able to Share It.
Some reels of thread in a factory at
Mamma—Why, Willie, you aaked for
Hewett—The editor says it will be
were b XX"’ "S pq V" E“«Uah' 7«
Braunton,
Devonshire, have t>een
Scotch This ,b ’
•‘'’r7,'*‘a'“-J1 6C Ds.es «nd ls.937 ch, sen as a home by a solitary bee, two piece« of candy. and you got them. at lea*t a year before he can publiait
uiy poem. That'« a long time to wait.
nv.rlv -o. .
‘,al of ^3719 oat of the T88KQ. nr which ie now actively engaged filling Aren't you satisfied?
from C«n«7. !*“de‘,
v'th
KJltUh iu"‘’ ^ti.m
Willie—No'm, I ain’t.
You gave
Jewett—Ye«; you might die and
them with honey.
up so easy I'm jest kickin' myself then the whole disgrace would fall on
immiffrHfi.>n ;«
f >
prestmt time *O per cent of the
The ¿ro".: 'T
*“«»*• Hungary .nd Ru**,«.
your family.—New York Herat I.
'cause 1 didn't sat you for more.
It Cur«* Whits tea Walk.
latlon ojien* up
¿i'd/fi
>» ctsr.cter of pop«,
Allen • Foot-Ease make« light «ml new .hvet
cially in reference to th ’ I d f°r T’.cio,o«"'al *l*>»l«tion. e*iu»- tael easy It i* * certain cure for »wesnos cal­
er..| swollen, iirvd.tmt, aching ieou Try it
jecti.in of •
tO • lar<er citie« of the country. Tbe in- lous
ixtay Alt
A t «11 Jru ggis‘..’.**■ Trial iwcliage msll-
Is the name sometimes given to what
municipal affair*1'1?.lar*'‘ aBj n' w •".. tnent into the ed FREE.
■ -™
Ad teas Alien 8. Ulmsied. LsRuy.
is generally known as the BAD DIS­
aid l-> 1*. ■
“\’U,'h <‘ltiea
X,'w '"tL Chicago. H.stlia S “
EASE It is not confined to dens of
tion i* * thl? l*i wWeh, f****’» the greater share of Itnmigra-
I. t4^.nn’tii:.^Ul“ ’f ’rhiCh
"nlT '*
Premonition Proved True.
vice or the lower classes. The purest
the country will have a new problem in th«
A sensational vase of coincidence re­
anil best people are sometimes
task if »»« imlating the
w ¿l
r.„ru;, „hi,
element«
which ar« thu» being cently ix'curred at Newport.
Mr,
infected with this awful malady
injected into the national life.—Denver Post
through handling the clothing,
Charles Anatee, the proprietor of the
Potter'» Arma hotel, had a presentment
drinking from the same vessels,
ttiat he would die on the anniversary using the same toilet articles, or otherwise coming in contact with persons
Conviction of Womun Criminals.
of the death of bis wife, who fell and who have contracted it.
8 the world changing it* attitude toward the woman enta­
It begins usually with a little blister or sore, then swelling in the
Hie
inal ? it would appear so from the senten-es recently passed fra tured her skull a year ago.
friend* tried to laugh him out of it, groins, a rev! eruption breaks out on
years ago I contracted w bad ceaa
on two convict«. In Minneaot«.
Minnesota, Mr*. Tauke, pronounced bnt he was found dead in b»i at 5 the body, sores and ulcers appear of Tan
Blood Poiaon. 1 wo under treatment
guilty of murder, is -------
sentenced
t___ ——
wuu
,o ....
life imprisonment
and tw
to
--------- to
of
a
physician
until I found that hecould
hard labor. In Kansas Misa Morrison, guilty of like -rime, o’clock a few morning« »go—exactly • in the mouth, the throat becomes do me no good. Then began taxing
ulcerated,
the
hair,
eye
brows
anil
is r------
year
after
his
wife
’
s
fatal
accident.
OSSI commenced to Improve at once
t0
■*’ve year»- imprisonment, practically a
lashes fall out; tbe blood becoming and tn a vary abort time all evidence of
lifetime.
.-time. 1 he Minnesota case was settled in one trial. The
She
Might.
the dleeeee disappeared. I took ala bot­
more
contaminated,
copper
colored
Kansas crime rather followed
........ — the historic custom
VU.*H'UX of
Vf* leniemy
I
and
“I wonder if .he regrets her Di*r •plotches and pustular eruptions and tle* aud today am sound and well,
an.l only after three trials
trial* was the case
ca«e finslly
finally settled. The»»
B M Wall, Morristown, Tenn.
sores appear upon different parts of
two sentences may be takeu a* evidence rhat woman is begin­ riage?”
ning to be judged a* criminal and not a* woman.
the bodv, and the poison even destroys the bones.
"Why should she’"
Ttist * hat vfftN-t this will have on the human race is debata­
S. S. S. is a Specific for this loathsome disease, and cures it even in the
“Well, you know, thsy'ro
both
ble. No attempt baa ever been made to deny that women have literary, and now her husband think* worst forms. It is a perfect antidote (or the powerful virus that pollute«
similar criminal instincts with men, but the position in which
the blood and penetrates to all parts of the system.
himself entitled to every bright idea
rhe has been held has kept man from visiting upon her the
Unless you get this poison out of your blood it will
she has.”
penalty that he pronounced upon himself. There have been
ruin you. ami bring disgrace and disease upon
woman criminals from the beginning, since the nail of Sisera,
t ailed to Scare Him.
your children, for it can lie transmitted from patent
since the poison of the Borgia. But. partly because of ideal­
to child S. S. S. contains no mercury or potash,
Hi»
medical
adviser—You won’t last
izing and partly because woman did not share in the world’s
You are but is guaranteed a strictly vegetable compound.
law making, and therefore »he was not held to be of equal guilt long at this rate, young man
YVnte for our free home treatment txiok and ie.irti all about Contagion«
in the law-breaking, woman has not so ofteu bveu found guilty burning the candle at both enda.
in any appreciable degree.
Blood Poison If yon want medical advice give us a historv of your case,
Gayboy—Very well, doctor. When
1 he asexualizing of crime will be a benefit to the human the candle it burnt out 1'11 light the and our physician« will furnish all the information you wish without any
race. Men and women are not so different after all. and to
charge whatever
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
divide them into sexe9 in the punishment of crime is to fail in
the control of crime. It is not pleasant to contemplate a
future where the prison* are filled with women. But these
very case* in illustration are the best preventive.—St. l*aul
Dispatch.
EN’RY B. PLANT died in June, 1809, leaving an estate
valued at *17,000,000. Among the executors was Judge
I.ymle Harrison, who recently resigned. In submit­
ting to the New Haven. Conu., court hi» statement a*
trustee Judge Lynde said that he had received as pay-
incut for his service* the sum of *101.625—more than *50,000
a year, Each of the other executors had received a like
New Problems of Immigration.
amount.
TATISTICS of immigration, taken in conjunction with
What a pity it I m that more of the American people cannot
infonnntiou furnished by agents in Europe, indicate be made executor* by millionaire* who are getting ready to
that the prevent year is to be a record-breaker in the die. It is a tine business, this executing, Where ia the man
recent history of thi* country. Last year the total num­ who wouldn't be willing to be an executor if he could get
ber of iiiiuiigrant* arriving in America was 487.915. This *161.025 for three year*' work at it?
year it is estimated the number will not be les* than 600.000. The widow and some of the son* of Plant have now suc­
The nmit remarkable and interesting feature of the itnnii- ceeded the original executors, and will hereafter manage the
pution movement, bowevei is the tact that there is a decided estate themselves. It Is not *iirpri*ing. since the figure* have
change in the character ami nationality of the people coming to been made public, that they should want the ex<*cutmg jobs
»ur sb >re*. In 1882 a* many as 250.630 of the immigrants ill the family.—Chicago Record Herald.
WHERE
THE BEST
Mothers will find Mrs. ATlnsiow's Booth
inz svrup the ber>t remedy u» use tor their
■ahihirvn during the teeth mg pertud.
PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS
When Should a Man Marry?
DruMkal Ruin« la England
Druidical remain*, several "plague
atone«," erected about 1450 A. 0., 50
old market crosse* and 40 stocks or
their remains, are among the ancient
monument« now to be found in the
west riding of Y'orkshire, England.
CASTORI»
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CANNOT
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THE NEW PENSION LAWS
Apply lo S a in in lh< KFoHh.
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
Play Both Enda.
In Guatemala, the Indian population
trie* to double its chance* for the efli-
caty of prayer bv worshiping at a
Chi »tian altar with image* of it* hea­
then deities hidden behind it.
!*»‘i<1 bv drug» ima .
^Î.ÎZEiiiZEHEn)
«•. si-iioa.
Ibla p*p«r.
No matter how pleasant your surroundings,
health, good health, is the foundation for en­
joyment. Powel trouble causes more aches and
pains than all other diseases together, and when
Hammering Away.
We didn't expect everybody toeend
for a sample can of Monopole apicea
the first week. Hut we won't lie *atia-
fie I until every family hae had at hast
a chance to get one. All that i* neeee-
sary is to send your grocer'« name and
two 3-eent stamp* and we will send a
full weight tin of any variety you wish.
We think you’ll say Monopole apicea
are th* I «at you ever tried. If you
don’t think *o, keep on using the
other kind. Addreee Wadham* A Kerr
tiro*.. Coffee Roaster« and Manufactur­
ers, Portland, Ore.
you get a good dose of bilious bile coursing
through the blood life’s a hell on earth. Millions
of people art doctoring for chronic ailments that
started with bad bowels, and they will never
get better till the bowels are right. You know
how It is—you neglect—get irregular—first
suffer with a slight headache—bad taste In the
mouth mornings, and general “all gone” feeling
during the day—keep on going from bad to
worse untill the suffering becomes awful, life
loses its charms, and there is many a one that
has been driven to suicidal relief. Educate your
bowels with CA5CAJ?LT5. Don’t neglect the
slightest irregularity. See that you have one
natural, easy movement each day.
CASCA-
Exception.
“Thin talk about invention» bein’
injuriou» to lal>or i» ali non»en»e,
convict No. 161.
“Why eo?” a»ked the guard.
“Beranae it ia.
a
patent burglar
alarm wuz the cauee o' me gittin’ five
year» at hard labor.”
RETS tone the bowels—make them strong—
and after you have used them once you will
wonder why it is that you have ever been
vour
otlier
di*crdcrs
commence to get better at once, and soon
without them. You will find all
you will be well by taking—
THE TONIC LAXATIVE
Poorly?
“ For two year» I suffered ter­
ribly f'om dyspepsia, «nth great
depression, and wasalways feeling
poor y. I then tried Ayer's Sarsa­
parilla, and >n one week I was a
new nan.”—John McDonald,
PhilaJelphi», Pa.
Don’t forget that it’s
“Ayer’s” Sarsaparilla
that will make you strong
and hopeful. Don't waste
your time and money by
trying some other Kind.
Use the old, tested, tried,
and true Ayer’s Sarsapa­
rilla.
II St «battle Anar»f(i*t*.
NEVER
SOLD IN BULK.
all tow«! tronblaa. anpendirltie, bll-
loiiefiaM, bad breath, bad blood, wind
on the atomarh, bloated bowrla« foul
_ _
«joiiih, headarh«, ludl(Z»a«l-HL r linpl»»,
pula« after rating. II-- ar tronbir, sallow rouaplr ilou
aird dlaalneaa. V' hm ><>ar bow ria d ru'l mova rrgu-
larlf you ara grtting Malt. Constipation Milla auura
propla than nil otnrr dlaraa« a togrthar.
It la a
atartar for th* rhrotair allmanta and long yaare of
aafWrtng that eoma aftaravarda.
>o matter what
alia yoa, atari tailing <
tKITM to-day, for yoo
will Barer g«t wrll and be wr|| all the time aotll
y<»n put you h->w«'* right.
Take oar adwiraj start
Wl*!i <
irtF.r* tM-day. uudrr an absolute guar-
auta to «two or ruouey refunded«
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