Entrene Guard amendment to cnrb trusts. It ears in part: He needs to remember the o.'d recipe for oooking a hare, “First catch your hare.” The trusts can’t Is it Only .« Fashionable Feminine oe “cooked” acoordiog to ttns pro Accomplish ment ! gramme without the constitutional ameLdment, which is hopeless oi In the novela of a generation or ao passage. From tbe ratifies'ion ot back, fainting teems to be generally re- the twelfth amendment in 1806 n > garded at an accomplishment of a fash amendment to the constitution w»s ionable woman. Whenever there was awkward situation to bs covend the adopted until the great ‘ war’ an woman discreetly and decorously fainted. amend men e were ratified in tlie It is also insinuated that place as well as era of reconstruction irom 1866 to time had to l»e considered in the fitting 1870. From that day the constitu exercise of this accomplishment. There must be a convenu nt couch to lie on and tion has not been amended, and it still more there mutt be a pair of manly is not likely io be until some g ei arms to support the limp burden a* it convuisioo, like that of our U ivii swayed aud »lipped to the ground. Vtar, makes it imperative. Im. Women did not as a rule exhibit this accompliihtnent for the benefit of their failure to ootvin amendment -it the own sex. but only when some observant constitution ha* not been due to male was at band to see and succor. lack of effort. There has not been { The heroines of the modern novelist not given to fainting. The “ accom a session of congress s lice 1800 iha> are plishment ” seems to have gone - • with amendments have not been offered the working of «ampler». Weaknes» on all s >rls ot subjects. ♦ • • was once a woman’» weapon. Now abe The President would never ob tain his amendment, even it the i trusts did not oppose it, as they certainly would. FAINTING. eating the - TELEGRAPH I A SACRED TROST UAt>a rraosa Tkjctor Pierce's Favorite Prescripftos èATLKMA y.............. SEPTEMBER 27 makes weak women strong and sick women well. It does not matter how lOrlglaal) great 1» the weakness or how chronic the an oyster at oyster bay sickness, "Favorite Prescription" may (CepyTtskt. l«0t by the & S McClure A man who Wil not respect a Company] be used with the utmost confidence and broth« r officer In his domestic nda assurance that it will cure and strengthen I.aally Un yard watched tbe bin* t*ous »aid Lieutenant Picket lug of All th« oysters at Oyster Bay if the disease lies wu n the bounds of a coated figure toiling slowly op the bill the I'tilted States artillery, ’ deserves mediciual cure. In many s case where from the station. Who, he wondered, are not col hued to the waler, at t»> be cut." local physicians have said there was no ’’Pickering when you are thrwwu ei- least one having t mod its way in aid in medicine and pointed to a haurd- had sent h town messenger out to ous operation as the onlv alternative to Woodcrent? He waa half tempted to chialvely Into the society of your to the pulpit. Here ¡a no question a life of suffering the use of Dr. Pierce's rise and meet the lad. but tbe June day fHrnd’s wife, look out for your honor about Preeid ut Roosevelt think Favorite Prescription has resulted in * La l an enervating breath, and. bestdea A bugle .'all sounded, and I.leuten perfect and permanent cure It is such tbe note might be for Clifford. a nt» Pick-Ting aud Frogmore arose ing so, and thinking it bard. cures as these which have given " Favor Cltflord owned Woodcreot. and Lin- aud started for tbe parade ground. Toe President had requested a ite Prescription ’’ pre eminence among yard had only run down for tbe week A year later, tbe two uieu having medicines for the cure of woman's pastor at the beach resort t > deliver end Presently the boy'e alow feet meanwhile served at different fix's. diseases n memorial address ou the lamented " I sutfered for twelve years with female crunched upon the gravel walk. Clif Frog more caiue out of a railroad ear ford stepped out through the library that was Just about to leave when hs trouble,” writes Mrs. Milton Grimes, William McKinley, and on the met Pickering getting lu. Adair, Adair Co., Iowa, ''which brought window. on other diseases-heart trouble. Bright's "Bet the cigars it's for you. Walt,” he ' ’ Hello. Pickering." date eet, last Sunday, President disease, nervousness, and at times would suggested, “or. better still, from Jane "Hello, Frogmore»“ Roosevelt complacently took the be nearly paralvred Had neuralgia of Burton.” "Going east ’ stomach. I can freely say your medi pew assigned him in expectation of ’’Yes.’' Linyard flushed, though he tried to cine* (nine bottles in all, five of ' Favorite "Any objection to taking cars of « listening to a tribute to his prt- Prescription,' four of ‘Golden Medical apeak carelessly as be said. “I'U take lady?" you. for there'e no such luck." Discovery ’ and two vials of Dr Pierce ’ s deceesor. He got what be expected, "Not the least. A relation of yours?” The boy was at the step now. and Pleasant Pellets), have and more. "Yes Get tn. put dowu your traps, cured me. I can work both men reached out their band a with comfort now, but be "For Mr. Walter Linyard." the aud I'll introduce you." The minister proceeded to show fore I would be tire»! all youngster said as be reached out a Pickerlug stowed away bls tveloug- that the higher powers have always the time and have a diuy square enveloi>e addressed In a hand Ings, then was Introduced. headache, and my nerves that caused IJnyard's heart to beat "Nancy, this Is one of my tx-st taken a hand in shaping events, would tie all unstrung so I friends. Mr. Pickering of the artillery fast. raising up men peculiarly adapted could not sleep. Now 1 can Portland has a good example in Clifford chuckled "I win." he de corps Pick, old boy. this Is my wife. sleep and do a big day’s to meet great emergencies woen an ex-deputy license collector, who ■ work, something I had not clared. And Linyard, deep In perusal I’tn going to Intrust her to your charge. done for over eleven years of bls letter, could only nod assent. Don't let her get away with you." they arise, and so adjusting the left that city under a cloud about [ Pickering looked astonished, while before. Tbe eager face turned to blank aston trend of things as to bring such the first of July owing borrowed "You have my consent ishment. however, as he read. When »he lady greeted him with a pair of to publish this testimonial, he reached the familiar signature, he merry eyes and a siutle flanked by men to the front, affirming that a money and bills for fast living ' hoping it will be the means tiegaii and read It all o..»' again aud dimples. special providence had placed Mr He went north to Alaska, made of helping some other in "Why, Frog, I dldu t kuow you wers then burst out: valid." Roosevelt in the While House, end some money, and has jui-t returned married." "This la quite beyond tue!” WOMKN ARK THS "Secret, Old man ready to about lue had assigned him a ready-made to settle his del nquenoies. “Any way I can help, old man?" He ■ WITNESS KS. You're the only living being thruat the letter in hie band, on sight, Linyard ' It is the women who mission. This mission was de makes tbe ”1 have sinned” con who knows It. Rerlously. old fellow. have acclaimed Dr. Pierce's ami thia Is i what Clifford read: clared to be the removal and de fession like a man. There is good 1 know you’ll be good to her. Take Favorite Prescription as Town. June K My Dear Mr. Linyard—Forgive me ror care of yourself. Goodby. Nau.” And. the greatest and best tueili- struction of the true is—and the metal in such a fellow. Usually cine for the cute of my refusal i to answer you whan you did kissing ths lady affectionately, he hur preacher had no hesitanoy in so an in such cases t io unfortunate goes womanly diseases. The me the honor a wc-k ago of «eking me to | ried from the car. marry you. I will have to explain the pe witnesses to its power are culiar What pasa.-d between Pickering and nouncing it. position in which I am placed deeper into the mire iustead of | the men it has cured, When I made my debut In society last Nancy Frogmore wm a sweret which It is perhaps needless to add pulling out. despises weakness, and all its symptoms. There hundr- of thousands of fall, my aunt. who. as you know, has been It tnay be taken for granted therefore healthy women to- y who have been both lather and mother to me. mads ms Pickering nt leaat kept eecret. He cer that Mr Roosevelt blushed almost that now-a-days if a woman faints it is restored by ” Favorite Prescription ” to • promise that 1 would accept no proposal tainly did not run away with bls the end ot my flret oeaaon. and now brother officer’s wife. Nevertheless loud enough to be heard during The British public is reassured because of genuine weakness that she happy useful life after years of suffer- until cannot conceal. Instead of wantiug male ing, and years of useless medical treat that the season la ended I And myself in not long after this Journey be waa hor the progress of the sermon, for that they will not have to go into observation she avoids it and despises ment. If you are suffering from any a dilemma There are seven men among rifled to receive an order to report at whom 1 really cannot decide. You are disease peculiar to women there is «very one ot the seven. while he may appreciate the dis mourning again soon for a ruler herself for her own frailty. Fort ——, his horror coming from the motive for you to try Dr. Pierce ’ s Fa I have therefore decided to leave the fact that Frogmore was on duty at tbe WHY WOMÏN FAINT. crimination and good taste ot Alate London dispatch says ‘ toe vorite Prescription and every encourage decision In the hands of fate and ths en name fort. Pickering need every lathi In general women who faint are more of those who seek ruy hand. I providence in making its selections lac' that the king has already eu liable to do so at some special periods ment to expect a complete cure. No terprise am leaving on the American llnet today, once to secure a change of the order, matter how severe the disease, the won of great men, he certainly is not gaged in deer stalking and 'S i o* than at others, and the liability to faint is der will be not that " Favorite Prescrip and I will accept the flrat propoaal to but failed lie was obliged to go to generally increased with the recurrences reach me from one of the seven. Fort---- uud lueet bls old friend Frog- aware ot being the uwuer ot such a busy with grouse driving, coupl’d of the periodic womanly function. From tion " cures you, but that it should fail Letters similar to thia will be delivered to do so. Its cures are so uniform, so half an hour after the steamer aalla to more and. what was us embarrassing. this fact alone it might be fairly argued “missiou.” At least bis ieo»rd with the dep >rture ot the queen tor reliable, that if it did not cure you, you the other ala, oo that you may all have Frogmore’« wife. He waa carrying a that there is a close relation between an even chance. It rests with you Faith gripsack acroes the parade when whom has not shown other than a disposi Copenhagen next week, indicates local womanly weakness and the physical would stand alone, a wonder and a mar fully your». JEANNETTE BURTON. vel, a solitary exception among hundreds should he meet but Frogmore himself. weakness which causes women to faint. tion to placate and assist the that bis health is tuily restored.\ Womanly ailments surely undermine the of thousands of weak women who have Clifford handed back the letter, with "Old man." said the latter, grasping made strong sn<! sick women who a low whistle. “Can't say I blame her his hand warmly. "I’m glad to see you. trusts, w bile assuming an air oi op Still such things oould be with a general health. Irregularity, suppres been have l>een made well by the use of this much, though," he remarked. "She was profusion, unhealthy draina, inflam great remedy. Of course you're hungry llon't go position. No wonder be turned man whose health i*on the decline. sion, by far the prettiest debutante of ths to the mess for dinner, < 'onio to uiy mation, ulceration, and female weakness, " Favorite Prescription ’ establishes red. Insofar as results up to date are are the diseases which drain the vitality regularity, dries weakening drains, heals sen son, and the chape of our set are no quarters. Nan Is there, Nbe’U be de- and weaken the general health of women Inflammation and ulceratiou, and cures much alike It's hard to choose between lighted to see you.” concerned, Mr Roosevelt has shown An Elma, Washington, dispatch and render them liable among other female weakness. As a tonic and nervine them. Going tn to win?" “But I'm black with englue no greater inclination to disturb says “H O Pu^b, one of tbe losers things to "fainting spells.” Cure the for weak, worn-out, run-down women, it Linyard nodded, then squared hli said Pickering, with a scared look. local womanly diseases and there is at is without an equal. It promotes the shoulders reassuringly a* be said, "I'm the trust ownership of the Repub by the forest fire is getting dis once a gain in the general health. "Never mlud that I'll give you a eppetite, tranquilues the nerves and in going to cable Queenstown to catch place to tlx up In. <’eme along. Ws "It gives me great pleasure, ” writes couraged. Il is the third time lican party than Mr McKinley duces refreshing sleep. the steamer In the channel.” Miss Ella Sapp, of Jamestown, Guilford dine In ten minutes." If you are led to the purchase of would have done, and it the con within two or three years that be Co., N. C., "to thank Dr. Pierce for the "That will be nice,” returned Clifford The two went to Frogmore’« quar " Favorite Prescription " because of its clusions of the preacher are correct has lost all by tire.” Mr Pugh great good received from the use of remarkable cures of other women, do comfortingly. "By that time she will ters. where, after Pickering had re his • Favorite Prescription ’ and ‘ Golden had time to write letters to foul moved tbe outer coating of dust, they it would seem that providenoe has mtut be a vary easy mannered Medical Discovery.' I had suffered for not accept a substitute which has none have out of the other five telling them ths 1 went down to the dining room. Nancy of these cures to its credit for once made a mistake in its man. The idei of bis just “gelling three years or more at month!] lucky man got his wireless telegram 1 Frogmore advanced cordially, offerlug A HELP FOR WOMKN. It seemed as though I would Pickering her ha ml. which the latter discouraged” after a third tire! pains in my back and stomach. I could "I received the ' Medical Adviser’ and aboard at Nantucket." man. Linyard gritted his teeth, Then he 1 took and. after shaking It nervously. much obliged for it," writes Mrs. It may be possible, however,that Most men would be down in the not rise to my feet at all without faint am Elmer D. Sheare, of Mount Hope, Lan turned to bla friend desperately, •Res dropi>ed all of a sudden Nancy ing; had given up all hope of ever being providence did not interfere in this uttermost depths of dispair after tbe cured, when one of my friends insisted caster Co., Pa. "I would not part with here; I've simply got to get my proposal blushed a little, hut Pickering was sur upon my trying Dr. Pierce’s Favorite it if I could not get another In its place, in first. How can I do It?" prised. after all that bad occurred, that matter at all, and that Mr Roose third experience. as it is a help every woman should have." Prescription. With but little faith I But Clifford ant there In a brown she showed no well defined qualms of Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical study. Suddenly bls friend's face velt’s only mission is to try to suc tried it, and Yiefore I had taken half a conscience. The three sat down to Adviser, containing more than a thou bottle I felt better, had better appetite brightened. “I-et's go bluefishing on dinner, and tbe Frogmore« were so ceed himself in the White House, A Portland grocery firm is suing and slept better. Now 1 have taken two sand large pages and over 700 illustra tho ” he «aid quickly. And Clif hospitable, so jolly, that Pickering while the bungling pastor is merely a Seattle bank for ten thousand bottles of ' Favorite Prescription ' and tions is sent free on receipt of stamps to ford, Ariel, with the light of «udden under would have forgotten Ills Intentional jwy expense of mailing os/y. Send ji one of ‘Golden Medical Discovery.' end an oyster out ot its native element. dollars. A trustsd traveling repre am happy to say 1 am entirely cured, and one-cent stamps for the volume bound in «tending on 111« face, nodded an assent. though not consummated Injury to tbe stamp« for the book ia Late that afternoon there wan a com head of tbe bouse bad not Frogmore’a sentative of the firm made collec all done in two months' time when all cloth, or only at Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, motion on tbe bridge of the New York. friendliness and trustfulness over other medicines had fai’-4 to do any paper covers, tions to that amount and cashed THE SWORD DOES NOT KILL good at nV " Buffalo^ N.V Not far ahead a schooner yacht acted powered him with shame. However, ■ ■ . the checks at the bank, indorsing aa though bent on aelf destruction by be was getting on pretty well when the firm name,then absconded Tbe persistently getting In the ateamer'« suddenly Frogmore blurted: The eword was the product of ao claim is made that the indorsements 25-CENT BEDS. way. The first officer reached for the City Property for Sale •T say. lick, have you kept your con age when men fought in hand to were unauthorised. The result ot science clear with brother officers’ whistle cord. hand confiiot. It has long been tbe suit will probably depend on H bndbicbb ' AniimoN to E cosws — At Courthouse Lodging House—Oo A« tbe hoarse note« boomed out wives Y' across tbe w«ter the yacht displayed Pickering looked as though bs bad re useless as a weapon of offeuse, or whether or not tbe firm had pre To those desiring Io purcbaae city lota. I ' Same Block as Courthouse the signal flags for "I want to speak to ceived a bullet lu ids heart. viously permitted its man to make have laid out an addition ou the south side defense, yet was retained in the you,” aud a minute later, with engines “Now. Bob”— began the lady. of the city aud north ot College Hill Park. such indorsements. stopped, the huge ateamer lay to. "Don't Bob me. I propose to bare I have 120 loU in this addition, and am ' cavalry, no one knows why—proba Hereafter no rnealaor board selling them very low so aa to enab e every j “New York, aboy!" hailed the yacht» the thing out right tear«. I’tck, confid bly as a fashion. It is being dis one to have a home of their cwu. The pnoe will be served at the Court man through the megaphone. "Is Mias ing tn your honor, I left Nancy tn your The Portland Telegram has a of these lota ia from >30 up carded by modern military eetab- charge for a Journey. Before It was Burton on board Y* house Lodging House. There waa a wild scramble among concluded you consented to run away mente, Canada being the last to story about a woman jumping from E uax S tbwabt A ddition to EcaKS»— It will be conducted etrict- I have some very deeirrsble lots in thia tbe passengers lining the rail. Present her " throw it away. In Canadian cav a moving streetcar to get a spool of addition, in the very beert of the city «nd ly as a lodging house. All ly a slender girlish figure mounted the with "Bob, you promised me"— alry service the oarbine goes with thread she had forgotten, measur within a few blocks of Willamette street. "Now. I want you to understand that new bedding and furniture, bridge. W hitkaxxb ’ s A ddition 10 Ecoanx— "Thia is Mies Burton." shouted the a breach of honor like this would druw the sword, the rifle taking their ing her length on tbe dusty street newly painted and first officer. Indicating her with his down on you a cut from the whole I have a lew lots in this addition within with places. That weapon has a reoord in consequence. It remarks that two blocks of the First National Bank. papered rooms. No dusty trumpet. army. Either you give me satisfaction for hurting people at any distance “it was just like a womaD, taking Cou-sox Hnx P ahk — Clear and sharp camo back tbe reply: or I let the secret out to this garrison." carpets. New floors were I have 100 lota In this addition Tbe "Don't mind what lie says. Mr. Pick "This la Mr. Linyard. I want to know cbanoee on her life to save five prioe to a mile, or even more. now 1» >60 each. W will advance laid over the old ones, then If abe will marry me?" ering,” said Nancy Frogmore. blushing What will this do with popular oents.” Just as if men were not the price soon. We expect College Hill well painted. A Brussels A cheer went up from the crowded like the red striix-s of tbe colors that Park to txicome the most desirable reel quotations, such as “The pen is getting killed every day in foolish deuce pioperty in or near tbe city. carpet rug to each bed. No deck. Then the anawer rang back as could lie seen from tbe window, “It was- confound It. It was all a clearly, "She says abe will.” mightier than the sword;’”'Foemen ly gettmg on and off moving trains! H bndbicu ’ A dditior to C oixsob dust. "Tell her I leave on Saturday’« Joke!” cried Pickering In des|>erat1on. Him. P ark — worthy of their steel;” “The sword Situated in a very quiet lo ateamer. Thanks and goodby.” "Joke? I to you call It a Joke to We have 70 lots for sale cheap in thia Timber experts state that if tbe addition; alao 40 or 50 acres of very choice | cality, on same block and A very much disgusted officer reached make an arrangement with a brother of Michael, from the armory of fruit land I have on this plnoe 1JO0 young wife to run sway with her?” God,” etoT And the secret societies spruce in tbe burned districts can prune trees, about 4u0 Bartlett pear trrea, just north of the courthouse. for tbe Indicator and pulled It viciously officer's "I did H all myself!” cried the lady to "full speed ahead.” of a semi-military character, will be logged-off within one vear. and and 'JOO black walnut trees, alao apple*, Every room an outside room, "Not at all.” said Pickering. "It was On deck tbe Ariel, Linyard turne-l plums and amall fiuita. This place haa a they hold to the sword alter it has tbe fir within three years, tbe lum good farm bouse, barn and out-house», and and nodanger from firo from joyfully to his friend. "Jim. .” be aald | my fault." "Never mind whose fault It was!” fervently, "there are times wb«-n s Oo I 1» » moat beautiful suburban pieeo of prop other sources. loot its signihjaooe? It would ber will be merchantable. Only one schooner yacht ?>eata even wireless te i cried Frogmore. "Are you ready to erty. It is known as the Locust Hill far_o, tracts that may be reached the loss hardly do for them to take the rifle. I and there ia no place in ibe state more block from main business legraphy. Ix-t'a go lx-1-.w and offer up give me satisfaction?” and pleasantly »Boated. “Yes, I am.” said Pickering, goaded The world moves, and in no will be cut down at least one-half, I beauuiully See transparency • libation to my en*— ent.” I am not in real eaUte businees oa • bn«i- street. to desperation. El'E V. SARGENT. that is if the large supply thrown nee* we sell our own land« only. I employ “BEDS” from Day <s Hen- other branch of ecienoe faster than “All right. Parker, bring that thing no agent« Any one desiring to purchase that of killing men. It is horrible on tbe market at one lime does not any of thia property eill find me at the derbon or new McClung block to." Master • » the Sitaattaa. "Not here?" cried Pickering, aghast. First National Bank. I will be pleased to corner. "It seems to me," said tbe man from to think of but loo true. And the i seriously i pair timber values. show property and give price«. I might ea- “Yes, here.” tbe eaat. "that you stand a great deal Heds given at any hour of more from 'hat man who Just left you Tbe church with all the stern com '• bangs acme of this property for good servant hurried out and returned Guatemala will build against I timber land. Come and aee me. the night. Only 25 cents for than you would from anybody else.” with a quart of champagne on Ice. mands against the causeless taking "Yea," answered Piute Pete "We’ve I Pickering waa by ibis time under tbe any part of the house. of human life enters no protest— earthquakes in the cities destroyed got to. He's one of our useful eat citt- Influence of so many conflicting emo- E d Howir, seems to condone the murderous by tbe ehake last April A govern sens, aud If he gets arrogant bo knows i tlona that be was only conscious of a Proprietor. spirit of the agel It sings ot the ment agent is now in San Francieoo bo’a In a place where we can’t resent trouble In which pistols were promi A Parson s Nob'e Act. It, 'cause If anybody got the drop ou nent when be waa startled by a ter purchasi ig eteel and iron for the Prinoe of I’eaoe, but with prayer rifle pop, like a pistol, and a gurgling him It would stump us for ebore." ••I want all th- world to know, ” frames of sixteen public buildings. and precept sends men in sacrifice Th« Bart Praecrtytlon 1er Malaria. efferveeceot sound which he llkem-d to "Who la be?" writes PrvC J Budl ing, of Ashway, "The only undertaker In 200 mile«."— flowing blood. I-ooklng dowu lx-shle to the devilish spirit of war. Hor That will be •“ interesting contest K I, '•wtiat a thoroughly good and re Chilli and fever la a bottle of Grove s him, hie glass was frotiilug with win*. It la eltnply Washington Star liable medicine I fouud In Elecrlo Tiateleee Chill Ton io. —steel against tbe earthquake. rible! "Forgive me. Pick.” said Frogmore. Bitter». They oured m» of J«ur>dice Iror and Qumloe In * taateleee form. and liver troubles tl el had oau-ed me So Cure, No Pay Price 50c. raising hia glass “Nancy la not my Rafrtf. Maryland and Arkansas bad a rest suffering for many year». Fra PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT S Mamma - Why, Willie, you asked far . wife. She’s my sister 1 pot up a Jot» hot contest yesterday for the next genuine, all-around cure they e«oei two piece« of raidy and you got them. on you, aud Nan played her part ad I RIST PROGRAMME. anything I ever saw ” Electric Bitiera mirably. Here’s to you both." meeting of the sovereign grand lodge are th» BU'pri«e of a.l for their wonder Tbe Oliver plow laata forever and Aren’t you satisfied? “Then I'll run away with her aftev Willie— No'm. I ain't. You gave up of Odd Fellows. Baltimore—the ful work in liver, kidney and »u.rnech you can always get extras. Du as The Oregonian well shows the J trouble». Don’t fail to try them. Only y. ur neighbors have done, set sold- ao eaay I'm Jest kickin' myaelf cauea , gll," said Pickering At any rate, be married her birthplace ot the American order Id cents. Hrtlsfactlon guaranteed by the old snake end get ac Oliver. They I didn't eet you for more.- Philadelphia utter absurdity of President Roose I ARTHl'R CHEMTKR LOVKRINO» W LI* Laoo. i ’ reoa won out 95 to 93. do the work eaay. velt’s proposed constitutional é . wrak womkn B • e^ve iu»w» • uiiiivwi V i