Eugene
Gnard
4 ATU KPA T........................... JUNE 7
POLITICAL CAMPAIGN DRUDG
ERY.
The election will be preoiicelly
over when our reed -r* peruse this
iMoeoflUe D aily G vabd . B o far
as wo are oonooroed—and we voioe
the sentiment of the newspaper
fraternity of the state—we are
heartily glad of it,
▲ political oampaigu is to a
newspaper what wuh*day or house*
cleaning io to a woman—’just that
much more added to the usual
work of the day. And if the house*
wife must occasionally put a poorly
prepared
dinner on the table
through the stress of having to do
two day’s work in one, so the news*
paper is liable to overlook the
more important news of the day
through “cooking” op the political
stew. It only comes onoe in every
two years. Foi that wo should be
supremely thankful*
We know it is the oommon im
pression that the newspaper is In
clover, so to speak, during a oam*
paign. It is just the reverse. With
the ending of the campaign the
editorial force feels somewhat like
the boy turned out of eohool Fri
day evening, or as the work-horse is
supposed to (eel when given the
freedom of tbs pasture and green
grass on a Sunday.
PRUSSIAN PEOPLE PAY FOR
GLORY.
A Berlin dispatch says that
American millionaires who shift
the burden of taxation t> the mid*
die and poorer classes no doubt
contemplate the situation in Ger.
many with secret satisfaction, and
say in that good old American
slang phrase, * We are not worse.”
In the smaller commercial dis
trict! of the German empire the
burden of taxation is something al*
moet beyond belief. In one oaee tn
the district of Volmantein a tax
payer paid in atile and communal
taxes and rates on an inoome of
6,000 marks, [$1440], nj less than
2,126 marks, [1510],mors thanone-
third of hie entire inoome.
NEW YORK SUMMER MUSIC.
New York will treat its poor to
good music this Bummer. Classic
selections will be played on tbe
reoreation piers of lianbsttao in
stead ol tbe usual “ragtime.” All
of the seven piers are to be opened
to the public on Decoration D*y,
and no band-leader will be permit
ted to remain at any one pier
looger than a week. In some in-
stances the change will be mad*
twice a week, and none will have
more than 80 nights’ play.
Tbe taste of the different local -
ties will also be taken into con
sideration. Italian music will be
played in the Italian neighbor
hoods, while Vatsrlan I melodies
will oharm the Germane and old
Irish airs make happy tbe hearts of
those from the old sod.
Gapporters of Senator Kuyken
dall are not proud of the Register
declaration that the gamblers, *‘re-
gardlem of party,” are backing and
offering to bet odds on the reelec
tion of senator Kuykendall. It
baa happened that betting money
has been furnished by the party or
a candidate for the purpose of in
fluencing such voters as have a
mania for getting on what they
oonsider the strong side. Are tbe
gamblers tbe Register refers to
handling Dr Kuykendall’s money?
Stranger things have happened in
polltios.
The Oregonian insists that its
readers should not forget that
"great things are involved in this
election.” Of course! A candi
date for governor who was able to
get nearly five thousand dollars a
year out of the government for just
taking whisk«y-to-Indian sellers to
Portland, then <23,000 a year out
of tbe sherifi’s office of an ordinary
oounty like Umatilla is a "great
thing.” And he is involved in this
election, in fact badly involved—at
least will be after Monday.
Tbe Oregoniau heads a plea in
behalf of Furnish "A Manly
Reoord.” That oannot mean any
thing else than that Mr Furnish
soled like a man and left a good
big well-filled sack on tbe eiitiriai
table when he called on the Ore
gonian editor, to impress him with
the idea that he was “businees”
from tbe ground up, and would
like to get a ohaooe to do'‘business”
about the state treasury in the role
of governor.
Tbe Democrat* bad the ad-1
vantage Io OOWXieWce with this,
morn I Oc, that is if tl ere is any
truth in the old raying ‘A rainy (
day for Democrats.”
Allowed May 8tb.
Geo O Knowles supplies for pau
per D H Hatton and family.......
» oo
B F Russell, M D, keep of county
poor................................................... . 164 25
County ufficvi's account—
i
H K Kinoaid oounty judge «alary 66
A H Pa tier »on oounty treasurer’s
■alary.........................-.................. • M
W W Wither« county sheriff sal
ary................................................... 18* 66
E U Lee oounty clerk salary...... 166 66
F L Globe deputy county c erk
■alary.............................................. 76 00
J D Hamlin deputy county clerk
sal try.............................................. 60 00
O F Callison registering clerk.... N 00
Wai M Miller ooaDty eohool su
perintendent salary..................... 1 100 00
Fred Fisk deputy sheriff salary... 75 OB
H L B >wn deputy sheriff salary 50 00
M H Wallis deputy sheriff salary 50 00
Misa Gale olerictl work in clerk’s
office.................................................. 6 00
May Browning clerical work I d
clerk’e office.................................. 23 00
D P Burton oounty assessor sei-
»D....... ........................................... 80 75
C M Loomis deputy oounty as
sessor salary................................. 62 00
8 J Wilsou deputy county SMer-
!
sor salary ........................................ 62 00
W m Pitney deputy oounty asses
sor Mslarv......................................... 87 50
J C Renu deputy oounty assessor
I
salary................................................ 40 00
Geo Norrie depuey county asses
,
sor salary................................ .... 90 00
C W Brown deputy oounty as-
,
eeatx-r salary................................... 20 00
E M Sharp deputy county aases-
aor salary...................................... 50 00
P J Patterson deputy oounty
,
treasurer salary........................... 32 00
,
0 M Collier oounty surveyor....... 42 80
,
J R Hill oounty commissioner 30 00
H E Edwards county commiss
ioner..... . ........................................... 48 00 1
Ferry account—
E J Bowen Lowell terrymar ... 30 00 1
RC Vasghu McKenzie le ry-
i
... ......................................................... 34 50 ,
W H Eaton Jasper lerrymau....... 30 00
Janitor»’ aocount—
.
W M Sherman Janitor »alary .. 40 00
If faithful performance o' duty
deserves reward Sheri fl Withers
should be reelected Monday. Tbe
publio looks at it the same way,that
is if the increase of bis majority of
58 in 1898 to 794 in 1900 may be
taken as an index. We believe that An Episode In a Turkish Harem.
majority of two years ago will be
A woman of the harem is taken sick.
iLcreased Monday. Watch the re
Turkish etiquette makes no allowance
turns and see if this prediction is for sickness. The woman is for her hus
band's eyes alone No other man may
not verified.
THE DOCTOR’S GÜESS
The weather could not have been
more perfeot for Decoration Day.
But nature, as if in mookery ai
futile remembrances of the dead,
made sad havoc with the beautiful
floral decorations within a few
hours after they had been plaoed
on the low mounds. It is tbe way
of all the w >rld.
look upon her. When the doctor comes
the sick woman thrusts her hand through
a curtain, on the other side of which sits
the physician. From the hand alone he
must make his diagnosis. As a conse-
Sience when a Turkish woman is sick
e does not often get well.
There is a modesty of nature among
American women which, as much aa the
modesty of etiquette among Turkish
women, often prevents an attending phy
sician from making a proper diagnosis of
disease Women who are suffering from
diseases peculiar to their sex shrink
from the indelicate questioning, the of-
The Dcmooratio party of Lan»*
oounty has well rememtiered trie
work
of the S ati University.
Travis for state eeualor and Hair
and
Kdmuneon for representa
tives, ail graduates and representa
tive, give credit to young De
mocracy.
Snow in lie Adirondack«, Ne«
York. Wedn-eday night with hr
thermometer down to the frees ng
point. A<. Roobesltr in the samr
elate a trace ot enow with a thirty-
six degree of temperature. This is
“Winter lingering in tbe lap ot
Spring” wit i a vengeance.
The Register says a prominent
Democrat offered to bet 125 to 120
the other day that Senator Kuy
keudall would be reelected. That
is the nearest approach to a reasot
Senator McLaurin of South Car or argumeut tor Senator Kuykeu
olina became a jwilinoal renegade dall’s reelection yet made in th
on consideration of controlling campaign
the official patronage ot his stale
The English people have a very
through
President
McKinley.
good idea io the celebration of their
His term as senator having ex
kiog’s birthday at tbe moat con
pired ho could not return to his
venient season of tbe year. Though
old home where he was tabooed
born io November they oelebra e
socially and politically. Of course
King Edward’s birthday the 30 h
tbe people for whom he sacrificed
day of May
himself were bound to take care of
him. President Roooovelt will Ap
The eighty thousand barmait •
point him to a good position on of "Merry Knglan I” work fourtee*
the oourt of olaims. Little to do bourse day for twiaud one-hal
and a big salary. Such a ttraigh* dollars a week and *‘.ree beer.”
bargain and sale as this io no>
Wnen the fir-1 taby bowls at
creditable to American politic**. night with the colic, the lather an*
The man sold out once
There i* mother look re pruajbtully at ea< b
no assurance be will not sell «gait- otter as it to say, "You got m>
into this ”—Atchison Globe.
—and tbie lime josticsi.
Tbe days of miracle« haw not
paeeed—al leant nd for Fra uh
Miracle. He has b*-eu appointed
register ot the land office ai Helena,
the Montana capital city.
Couaty Allowance«.
The bid * ot the mother h*ve l»e<
vi-ued on her daughter«. Eve
suffered some of the cvnsequsnce*-
m her own pereoD, it is true, bu
she never had to dress in a sleeping-
car.—Puck.
Whenever we h**r that a ul
nae gone abroad in order to •
napt srd in tbe river Jordan, t<
wonder >e b< w he ever bad enou*
sense to accumulale the money tv,
the trip.—Puck.
trasive wxatninati.Mi and the obxoxious
local treatment which they know so
tuanv local physicians deem necessary
and insist upon As a consequence the
attending doctor obtain* onlv a super
ficial knowledge of the ailment* he at
tempts to cure, .uid often treats for the
wrong disease The r, Milt is that women
Buffet foe long vear* in »lienee and allow
disease to gain a firm hold iq>on them.
Until they are »battered in health and
worn and weak in body
WHAT OTHER WOMKN HlVI DONI
Thousands of women who shrank with
natural modesty from the ordeal pro
posed by local physicians have found a
•ure by consulting I»r R V Pierce. Buf
falo, N. Y Dr. Pierce invites even stek
•nd ailing woman to consult him by
letter, nee
AU correspondence is
itrictly confidential, and the written con
fidence* of women are guarded bv the
tame strict professions! privacy obaeived
by Dr. Pierce ami Ins »taff in persona! con
sultations with women at the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute r-iff.do,
N V. A letter addressed to Dr Pierce.
Buffalo, N Y . will receive careful atten-
ton and prompt reph
"1 would like to er press tny gratit ide
o you for the bene-is I have received
nom your wonderful < licine. ' Fav- ite
Prnacriptu n
writ« -
- in tn
^>n, of Rockhr tgv taths Rs-khnlge
On , Va. " It is a God«, mi to we»k .-’1
suklv women, restoring good health
L A Overton merchant^»»........
Supervisor'« «eeoODt—
Geo Hoeton lumber..................... il) <>0
L B r.Dg soivrviwr district No
50
30...........
61 oo K Mount filing saws......................
1 10
CD
Halloway
I
lacksmitbing
..
W T Cornelius supervisor district
M C Goodenow labor on crusher 57 00
No 38 ........ .................................. 16 oo
•> 50
J
ini Wood labor on crusher.......
Jacob New»t>saai »upervUor di«-
triet No . ........................................ 0 00 Eugene city, Eugene road di
trict part of road tax............... 1691 86
P*up*-r’s ■ccount—
»,
J F Smith road viewer............ > • AS M
Geo Salles field cutliug wood for
».
J 60
John
Morebooee
road
viewer....
pauper C«ntrtll.................. •••• 12 n0
M H Harlow viewer to aae.-*
J F SUaruer pauper suppl es Mr
damages on McClung road....... 2 50
pauper E H D *iy...................... 6 00
A G Bogart viewer to aseesa
I elay ter *upplieeh>r pauper Can
damages on McClung ro*d. .... 2 60
trell ................................................. 10 68
Geo Fisher viewer to mmee« dam
Heart» rough A C<> supplies for
N
ages on McClung road.............
pauper Mr» Harper...................... 6 70
00
A J Chapman roadwork...............
J W Powell Buppliee for pauper
C W Powell.................................. 6 W
William» A Parvln supplies for
City Property for Sale
pauper Wlufry and Cam.......... 14 co
I
CD Combs supplies for paupers
H
bmdexckb
*
A
ddition
to
E
cgine
—
10
00
I
Benpold and Maaon families...
To those desiring to purchase city lots, I
Henry Cowan bridgework.......... 11 00
AN Stryker bridgework.............. 42 10 have laid out an addition ou tbe south side
J F Alileon bridge work.............. 3 75 of the city aud north of College Hill Park
F Starr bridgework.......................... 4 50 I have 120 lota in this addition, and am
TJ Kidd bridge work.................. 6 00 •ellmg them very low »0 as lo enable every
one to have a home of their cwn. Tbe prioe
Road Account —
Geo Lea labor on cru»ber.......... . 4 00 of these lou is from $50 up.
Chaa Lulman road worK.............. 2 50 F.,.»a S tiwast A ddition to E cosni —
I have some very desirrabie lots in thia
George N Frazer foundry work...112 74
J E Alexander road work............ 2 60 addition, in the very heart ot tbe city and
witbin a few blocks ot Willamette street.
T A Mildorn building gravel
70
Wnrrtixu'*
A ddition io E uonns —
loader............................................... 231
I have a tew lots in this addition within
Booth-Kelly Lumber Co lumber. 5 16
F l< Chamber* merchandise........ 79 50 two blocks ot the First National Bank.
Griffiu Hardware Co mercbau-
C ollxox H ill P akx —
I have 100 lots in this addition. Tbe
.......................................................... ' 121 18
Lee Bailey road work..................... . 2 60 price now 1* $50 each. W will advanoe
Joho Ca 1 >way road work............ 2 10 tbe pric-e soon. We expect College Hill
Win McCtlluin road work.......... 1 60 Park to become the most desirable resi
Henry MoCollum road work..... 1 60 dence pioperty in or near tbe city.
CI im Nicklin road work.............. 1 50 H sndbick *' A ddition to C oixion
H hj . 1’ amk —
W tl Sallee road work ................ 12 00-
Sbertnau Helhr black*mitbiug.. 23 00
We have 70 lots for sale cheap in this
P Hohl black-mithing.................. . 1 00 addition; also 40 or 50 acres of very choioe
W S Bement bridge work .......... . 1 00 fruit land I have ou this place 1300 young
Eugene Lumber C> lumber........ . 15 14 prune trees, about 400 Bartlett pear trees,
Fred Hurcamp road woik ........... . 7 50 and 200 black walnut trees, also apples,
B F bun lumber........................... . 39 38 plum* and small fiuits. This place has a
C F K- epper 1 stior ou crueher... 55 50 good farm house, bam and out-houses, and
Geo Thompson roadwork.......... . 4 75 is a most beautiful suburban piece of prop
W Johu ou roadwork................. 6 25 erty. It is known as the Locust Hill farm,
BC Campbell roao Work............... . 1 25 and there is no place in the state more
Lou glim 1 <r A Peter mercbar -
beautifully and pleasantly »itnated.
di»e................................................... 46 27
I am not in real estate business as a busi-
neat—we sell our own lands only. I employ
wit hoi.: -titfecfrc: their weak nerves to no agents
Any one desiring to purchase
the shock ot an < ramination.
" I was all run-down in health from any of ibis property «ill find lus at the
November until March—could not work hirst National Bank. I will be pleased to
but a short while without resting. Was show property and give prices. I nu^ht ex
so nervous at tunes that 1 could not even change some of this property for good
write; had a very poor appetite, and timber land. Come and see me.
what I ate did not seem to do me much
ADDITIONAL BAROAISS.
good. / decided to write to Dr. Pierce
and date my case, and am thankful that
1 have the following farm property for sale:
I did, for in due time I received a favor
THI OOBDON RANCH.
able reply as to what kind of medicine
to take
I sent and got it and com
A farm of 227 acres eleven miles west of
menced taking the ' Favorite Prescrip Eugeue. Thia property has a house an 1 bar,,
tion ' and ‘ Pellets.’ Took six bottles of
and about 20 acres in cultivation with a small
'Favorite Prescription,’one of ‘Golden
Medical Discovery' and one vial of orchard in bearing, and two g->od springs of
‘Pellets.’ I can now work as well as I living water. Is timbered with a nice second
could before I was taken sick. I think growth of fir and oak timber and is adapted to
Dr. Pierce’s medicine the best in the farming aud stockraising, lt is a »nap at $o
world for sick and nervous women.”
>*er acre.
another wav to be cured .
While a great many sick women write
to Dr. Pierce and find a cure by that
means, there are many other women who
use Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and
write only to say they are
cured bv the use of thia
great medicine for
woman's ills. "Favorite
Prescription ” is particu
larly and peculiarly a
medicine for the cure of
womanly diseases.
It
makes women strong and
healthy, because it cures
the diseases which under-
mine the strength. The
tiny worm destroys the
beauty and fragrance of
the rose. Kill the worm
and the rose blossoms in
all its wonted beauty and
fragrance. Womanly
diseases mar beauty of
face and sweetness of
disposition.
« Favorite
Prescription” cures these
diseases, and women fre
quently write after their
cure by this medicine:
" I am once more robust
and rosy cheeked." "I
am no more cross and
irritable as 1 was before.”
If there is Irregularity
and tnontly suffering Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Pre
scription will cure it. It
dries the weakening, un
healthy drains which un
dermine the strength. It
heals inflammation and
ulceration, and cures
female weakness.
" I enjoy good health,
thanks to Dr. Pierce’s
Favorite Prescription and
' Golden Medical Discov
ery,' " writes Mrs. J. J,
Schnetyer, of Pontiac, ____
____ _ Co.,
Livingston
Ill
"Have taken six bottles of each
kind
I waa taken sick la*t February
and the doctors here called it ' Grip ' I
1av for four weeks in bed, then when I
got up I found I had ‘displacement.*
Had such aches and pains in tnr hack
and liinba could not stand any length of
time.
/ knew that one home doctor
ttotfid insist the first thine on an ex
amination and that I would not submit
to
Mv son had vour l>ook, Common
Sense Medical Adviser, and I thought
from reading n that Dr Pierce's rnedi-
cine would do me more good than all
the home doctor* ami so it has I can
say trulv I was surprised at the benefit
I received 1 can do all mv washing
in fact I am <m mv feet moat all th«
time An old fnend of mine said to me
"Whi what is the matter with you’
You are getting young again.
I told
her I had taken six bottles of Dr
Pierce s mrelicine. and that if she would
do likewise she would feel ten vear«
younger, too.”
Judged by its record of womanly ilia,
there is no other medicine lust as good
as ’Favorite Prescription
Therefor«
accept no substitute
A FAMILY MEDICAL BOOK FKKB.
Dr rierce s Commo« Sense MedieM
m paper cover*, s,
frf.f
receipt of n one cent stamp, to p,,
VOf
’ Addre«« W. I
K \ Pier,e. Buffalo. N. Y.
WILSON FLAGS.
■ load V«<*»el» or th. t»,
Purkinje discovered a very w.
■ nd highly entertaining expert»!?''
means of which the retina, with?,b’
veins and blood vessels stuadl'm»14 lt*
relief agaluet lt. can be throwuT?*1
•ir before one's eyes. It 1*
•borescent figure, to its likeneJv*
many branched tree, and 1« prodnJ??
the following manner: In a dark * ®
at night move a candle backwar/0011
forward before tbe eyes. After a y51
•ecutids the air will assume a re,!
appearance, and running over ltfe/
directions may be seen the veiM*1'
blood vessels in bold relief, while*1111
ward the center of the figure th'^
rises up a dark trunk, from which??
veins branch out on all sides.
The trunk is visible where the 0Dt
nerve enters the eye. and this exne?
ment Is chiefly interesting to the it-
tent as proving that the part* of
retina which actually receive and
duce the seusatiou of light must 11»^
hind the blood vessels, since the** «_
their shadow on to it and cen be «»*
as clearly aa any other object ext«
nally.
They Didn’t Interfere.
Governor Bob Taylor of Tenntwe»
had a heart as tender aa a woman, ug
the way be pardoned out convicta wt>
something awful. He was waited upcS
by a committee of the legislature, wb0
very flatly and in no uncertain wij
told him that this “wholesale pardon-
ing must stop.’*
“Gov’ner Bob” looked at tbe commit,
tee, tapped a bell, asked for hia pardon
clerk and when he came said:
“Make < st pardons for every man in
the penlta Itlary.”
The clerk bowed and withdrew. Then
the governor looked at the committee,
who were staring as if they thought be
was going mad.
“Gentlemen,” he said finally, “I aa
governor of Tennessee, and if this com
mittee or any other ever again seeks to
Interfere with my constitutional right
to pardon I’ll sign every one of those
pardons which the clerk is making not
Good morning.”—Denver Time«.
The llonae Waa Shaky.
When John Quincy Adams was eighty
years of age, he met In the streets ot
Boston an old friend, who shook hli
trembling hand and said, “Good morn
ing, and bow is John Quincy Adams to
day?”
“Thank you,” was the ex presidents
answer. “John Quincy Adams Ulmtelt
Is well, sir; quite well, I thank yon.
But the house In which he lives at pres
ent is becoming dilapidated. It 1« tot
tering upon Its foundation. Time and
the seasons have nearly destroyed it
Its roof is pretty well worn out Its
walls are much shattered, and It trem
bles with every wind. The old tene
ment is becoming almost uninhabita
ble, and I think John Quincy Adams
will have to move out of It soon. But
he himself Is quite well, sir; quite
well.”
With that the venerable sixth presi
dent of the United States moved on
with the aid of bls staff.
-*»1
■ si
Illd Dla Whip.
I own the Wilson farm of 144 acre*
i
two
The late Lord Queensberry’a famou
miles west of Elmira. It ha* a log 1 house and
barn and is covered with timber, We off-r protest at the performance of Tenny
this place at 8400 for the tract, A bar son's “Promise of May” had a quaint
sequel. A society journal, now deceased,
gain.
GHANGXK RANCH.
I am offering this ranch of 160 acres for
■500. This place ba* a house and barn and
about 10 acres in cultivation. It is 18 mile*
•out!west of Eugene and will make a fine
home for some one wishing to go into the
xtoclt busiueas.
ACBXAGI TRACTS.
made some scathing comments on tbt
Incident.
Lord Quecnsbcrry armed hlmielf
with a heavy whip and called at the
office, asking to see the editor. He wu
conducted to the presence of an elderly,
woman, who regarded him severelj
through her spectacles.
Remembering
the
“Queensberry
rules,” he bld the horsewhip and mere
ly remarked that be had called to till
the matter over.
I have three ten-acre tracts w thin on-
mile of the court house
These places are
p u-tly planted in young growing fruit trees
aud are very deairable for one who wants to live
Illa Obllxatlon.
in the country and yet enjoy tbe benefits ,.f
The Due de Roquelaure was far, verj
city life. J-aat outside the city limbs. Price
far, from being handsome. One dxj be
on theae lands, $’00 an acre.
met in the street an ugly AuvergMt
T. G. H xndbicks .
who had some petition or memorial to
Eugene, May 16.
present at Versailles. He Immediately
introduced him to Louis XIV., remark
ing that he was under a special obllga-
tlon to the gentleman. The king grant
ed the favor asked and then Inquired
Daily Guard June 2
of the duke what was this pressing ob
R >berts Bru» tmvr tuovwi their stock ligation. “But for him. your majesty. I
of cigars and tobacco from the old Me. should be the ugliest man In your do
UlilDg building to a room over h
minions.’*
K ys E urn it ure Ou’s et >re io i h < er-
ry block.
It Wasn't I.lahfeA.
A mother was calling tbe atterh®8
D> Geo W Sweeney, of Oak la <1, C I,
of her little boy to the moon, wbu’b
h<> »»« to have derive ed the add,*
was to be seen clearly but pallidly U>
'►fore tbe gridusilng eln-a f h D- the early afternoon.
» "Ity i”cbool lonigh', »». uun* t
“Why, you can’t see tbe moon In
•om» on account of l|luew>.
daytime.” replied th? youngster.
“Oh, yes, you can. There It is 0Ter
Ml»« Dell Bromley, form-rly ot E -
the trees.”
►tie, bus been re~l-ote<l 'o a
The little fellow looked bard aDd bal
tbe Boiae, Idaio, nubile ach.* i
to admit the fact that be saw IL but M
here she baa iaugb< during th* ’ i
added, •’ ’Taln't lighted, anyhow.”
sr Ml»« Brumiey went >
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r Ui I he Hal-m public sch 1»,
The Partins of the Way.
W c Yorab Is oiakl' a exten-ivr t
He (who parts bis hair in the middle'
ov.tnenta in tbe brick tulding n —I will never marry a woman Vh®
’►si Eigb'b street which he re<vi> i parts her hair on the side.
She (who parts her hair on tbe aid
• rebared fr„m (.! p Combs
A’b i.
And I cun assure you that I will nevi,
” mpn ven.enta nre completed
tarry a man who parts bis hair in U*
I move bl. job printing plant tb>
middle. (Silence.)
larence rose, «bo enlt«'ed ». H
He—We may as well part forev®
then.
phal sppient'ce m th* U s t.RV
'liereca Ubg . fficer
h *
HI» Chance.
I , writes from Mare l-latid
Wickers—1 don’t know wbat it
•l tie like, t|,e so vice very mire
matter with me. My memory Is
Waa a*« I (lied to the __
_ I imi *.
shin
ting so treacherous that I cannot trust
deuce, hut baa been In the M
It from one week to tbe next.
bud hospital moat of tbe lime, being
Vickers—Is that so? I say. can Jo#
>■ charge of Ward ”E.”
lend me $10 for about thirty days-
ProfE DKem'er of Eugene baa ac
Poor Choice»
*t ted the Invitation to deliver the ad-
Tenderfoot (nervously]—I don t
before the literary societlaa of
the looks of tbe hotel, is that the otuf
ne Houtbern Oregon State Norma,
place
1 can put up?
■s-hool a. A.hi.nd, eommenommn
Proprietor (significantly)- V a-*’*-
•Vb Tbe baecaul.ureate aertnor lesa you prefer tbe graveyard over
• I be de.ivered .-unday. June» , bill.—Indianapolis News
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BREVITIES.
Few people ever really want a thJi
■util they see others chaalug *ft<?